REMINDER THAT SEANIGGERS LARPING AS GREEK DESENDANTS, KIARA HATERS, GNOMES ALL HAVE THE SAME ORIGIN POINT
>In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praJˈeJpəs/; Ancient Greek: Πρῐ́ᾱπος, Príāpos) was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.
>According to legend, Hera cursed him with inconvenient impotence (he could not sustain an erection when the time came for sexual intercourse), ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb
>The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus and threw him down to Earth, leaving him on a hillside.
>Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence.
>In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the goddess Hestia but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Hestia. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses.
>"This god is worshiped where goats and sheep pasture, or there are swarms of bees"
>He was regarded as the patron god of sailors (SEAmen)
>He was represented in a variety of ways, most commonly as a misshapen gnome-like figure with an erect phallus.
>It has been suggested by some scholars that the modern popular garden gnome is a descendant of Priapus.
IT ALL RETURNS TO A ZERO POINT! SEANIGGERS ARE IMPOTENT LARPERS WITH A HATRED FOR DUMPTRUCK ASSES AND A LOVE OF SEMEN, REDUCED TO GNOMES BY THE PASSAGE OF TIME