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4076611 No.4076611 [Reply] [Original]

>Her appeal is being awkward as fuck

ogey

>> No.4076685

>>4076611
Haha she's autistic just like me!

>> No.4076776

>>4076611
It's ok in her solo streams but she needs to drop the schtick for collabs. Coco had to carry the entire stream because Mori was too busy trying to pretend to be a mega autist.

>> No.4076831

>>4076776
>schtick
>pretend
Anon..
I have news for you.

>> No.4076896

>>4076831
I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. If she's not pretending then she's not cut out to be a vtuber and should be graduated.

>> No.4077341

>>4076611
It's a weird mixture of being a seemingly sexy dommy mommy Stacy, but actually a confused awkward girl out of her element, but also sometimes based and cool and more admirable than you will ever be. And also a small touch of /here/ of course

>> No.4077420

>>4076896
Rude

>> No.4077462

>>4076611
It ruined the collab

>> No.4077507
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4077507

>>4077341

Ahem

>> No.4077882

>>4076611
Deadbraps really like watching this hack? This collab was awful, Coco had to force any sort of reaction from this autists' boring ass

>> No.4078010

>>4077882
Hey, she is from here so of course she is not gonna laught at shitty jokes from reddit.

>> No.4078069

Tbh I hate it when she leans in to being all anime-ish.

She's far more cooler when she's being work-more-than-play casual-friendly with roughness of character that doesnt pull back punches, than oh!!~~ima big tiddy scary mommy~~whos precious as fuck and pure tho i dont look itt~~~!

I'm even more dissapointed, because I enjoyed how Japanese fans appreciated her toughness in such contrast to other girls, which is actually her main quality, but now they have an exaggerated picture of her dorkyness, that isn't even her natural self.

I get she was probably nervous. Still, her dorkyness comes from the fact shes not a memester and a bit old-fashioned in etiquette from the other girls, who are more zoomer.

>> No.4078072 [DELETED] 

You'd think that would make her more appealing to the awkward fucks who frequent /vt/.

>> No.4078106

>>4078010
I still dont know why HoloEN exist they fucking make fun of holojp and gawr gura herself called korone stupid dog yet people support them

>> No.4078177

>>4078106
All dogs are stupid, anon.

>> No.4078368

Drawfags we need calli spilling mom's spaguetti during meme review

>> No.4078580

>>4078106
God forbid coworkers poke fun at each other. You ever had work friends before anon? You make fun of each other sometimes. That's life.

>> No.4078638

>>4076896
She's not pretending and that's WHY she's cut out to be a vtuber. This is the person people signed up for when they subscribed. She has a million subs. Clearly it's working for her.

>> No.4078692

Calli is awkward and BORING and anyone who watches her and enjoys it has no standards.

>> No.4078720

>>4078638
I don't really like Calli, but she clearly has a niche and it's been working well for her. You can't please everyone.

>> No.4078749

>>4078106
damn, gura needs some sensitivity training. cover is such a black company to allow this abuse

>> No.4078938

>>4078106
>POV: you dont have friends

>> No.4078985

>>4076831
I still wonder why she was chosen. Yagoo must having seen her awkwardness and saying "that's the one" is too funny a scene to imagine

>> No.4079120

>>4078985
Her resume was stacked as shit. A girl living in Japan speaking some Japanese with her experience was like a miracle for him.

>> No.4079332

A lot of the Japanese apparently loved it. They enjoyed the pressure/bullying and that Calli was like a puppy or something. Since Coco was live translating, it didn't really sound bad. We can understand her fine with all her mumblings and squirming but JP only saw it as cute noises. This is like when your HoloJP is having a sad emotional moment and en chat keeps spamming kawaii.

>> No.4079457

>>4076611
For me it's the gap moe of when she's too tired to be weird and awkward and defensive and opens up a little. Like after the walfie outfit collab

>> No.4079535

>>4078072
It makes them see themselves, and if there is something you can say with 100% certainty, it's that there are no one they hate more than themselves.

>> No.4079623

>>4076896
Ogey

>> No.4079714

>>4079332
We truly are no different...

>> No.4079905

>>4076896
Eh. Graduating seems too much, she makes good money for cover. I'm just never gonna watch a 1 on 1 stream witth her in it again

>> No.4080130

>>4079714
It's universal, fuk

>> No.4080171

>>4079905
I only watch Calli when she does Karaoke or when she does a big collab because her awkwardness is buried between all the energy that other people give. It's bearable.

>> No.4080230

>>4078106
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have never had a friend in your entire life, you embarrassing sperglord

>> No.4080355

>>4079332
Yeah, but Calli mumbles and squirms even when she's having fun. She got more comfortable and into the stream as time went on, and even got brave enough to do a few bits in front of the biggest live audience she's ever had. Not exactly the same thing as a "here's why I was hospitalized this week" HoloJP stream.

>> No.4080395

is this worse than with the rikka collab with the bunny

>> No.4080538

>>4078072
It's disgusting when she does it because you often get the impression that she's "awkward" because she doesn't care about getting along with anyone. Most people here would probably put more effort into getting along with others than Calli seemingly does. It comes off as pathetic and borderline narcissistic, as if she thinks she's above Coco and her stream and doesn't need to try to play along with her.

>> No.4080597

>>4080538
that's the only thing that gets to me at this point. I'm over calli and not being able to enjoy her past life at this point, but it was pretty shitty to see her actively make Coco's job harder. inconsiderate at best, disrespectful and arrogant at worst

>> No.4080674

>>4080538
this.
Fucking pathetic attempt on mori's part. Christ, give her something to work with. If someone did this shit to me on my show, id fucking hate you

>> No.4080691

>>4080538
Ogey

>> No.4080790

>>4080538
>>4080597
>>4080674
Ogey samefag schizo-kun.

>> No.4080819

>>4080790
Cope all you want, deadbrap

>> No.4080827

This is about what I expected, as the big "FIRST COCO x EN COLLAB" it's enough pressure to set her nerves off and make it just awkward as shit. Doesn't help when it's a meme review where the guest can completely read the meme so there's no "THAT'S what they think of us over there!?" kind of thing to build on.
Could have probably been better if there had been a normal collab between them first so they could build a little chemistry like she gradually did with Korone, and if they did another of these later on it'd probably be a lot better, but as-is yeah, this is Mori.

t. deadbeat

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4080867

Kiara must have been so pissed at Mori being the first to collab with Coco, since Kiara was the one pushing for it. At the same time, Kiara also probably feels validated that Calli was so awkward. There's no doubt that Kiara would have been more entertaining and wouldn't have constantly frozen up in response to a dumb meme.

>> No.4080932

>>4078177
my dog is as emotionally manipulative and petty as a human woman

>> No.4080936

>>4080790
>thinking we need to samefag
nobody even cares about fucking with calli, deadanon. none of us can hurt your aspie midwestern rap muppet, we're just talking about how abysmal her performance was

>> No.4080970

>>4080932
Human women aren't happy to see you, though.

>> No.4081016

analbeads on suicide watch. Coco exposed the wigger

>> No.4081112

>>4080970
Neither is his dog.

>> No.4081227

>>4080932
The dog can't help being like that. Women make a conscious decision to be like that. Big difference.

>> No.4081706

Are redditors just mad she didn't laugh at their shit memes? They gonna start calling deadbraps zhangs now?

>> No.4081763

>>4081706
Lets be real here. The memes were shit. Nobody can deny that. I flicked through the video and didn't see a single funny meme.

But for fucks sake, Callie, work with what you've got. She choked.

>> No.4081780

>>4081763
The memes are ALWAYS shit. That's not an excuse.

>> No.4081946

>>4080970
They are, actually, I'm 6'7" and jacked. I don't have the time of day for 3DPD western whores, however.
>>4081112
My dog plans his day around wasting as much of my time as possible scratching his head.
>>4081227
Just because it's his nature doesn't mean he doesn't put thought into his schemes.

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>>4081780
A big crutch which normally makes Meme Review somewhat funny is that we as english speakers can read the meme and understand it before the idol can. Then we get to see them react to it after Coco reads it out for them. This time, Calli could read the memes as fast as Coco, so there's no moment where Calli gets the joke and laughs. The memes need to be super good when you get an english reader on. Or they need to be in japanese so the process can work in reverse.

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>>4077341
>seemingly sexy dommy mommy Stacy
fucking where lmfao

>> No.4082066

>>4081780
and the guest's response is ALWAYS about bumbling around waiting for Coco to finish translating/explaining the meme. Take that out (which they had to, since Mori can read and comprehend English unlike you) and there is nothing left.

>> No.4082095

>>4081706
how many times have people here said shit like
>oh wouldn't it be great if mori/gura/and btfo'd meme review by showing how shit the memes are by not laughing
now people got what they wanted but instead they're angry i swear this place is full of women who can't make up their mind

>> No.4082162

>>4082066
You're right that the shitpost review seems to hinge on Coco explaining english memes to a nip guest.

>> No.4082227

>>4082095
just like you can find people who hate and people who love mori in the same place, maybe people have different opinions instead of a single hivemind to be "made up"

>> No.4082298

>>4082001
Coco should just reverse roles next time. Let the EN guest choose the memes and have Coco react to it. Coco has been in nipland for way too long to know what Americans find funny anymore

>> No.4082372

>>4082298
There would be a lot of "rigger hate" memes and Coco would be constantly making that "sucks air through teeth" noise that she makes when something yabai comes up.

>> No.4082421

Mori mailed it in today, but didn't even put stamps on the box.

>> No.4082423

>>4082095
What they wanted was ya boy BTFOing Coco and they got the exact opposite. Of course they'd be mad, but I can't see why they would expect anything else

>> No.4082509

>>4082423
I wanted to see some funny shit and got a mouthful of cringe. That's it.

What are some times when Calli has genuinely laughed or done something funny? The only thing that comes to my mine is the "OOOOOHHHHHH NUT!" clip.

>> No.4082516

>>4082421
Phoned it in with no minutes

>> No.4082607

>>4082516
The fuck does that even mean?

>> No.4082612

>>4082509
Why would she laugh at shitty reddit memes? She grew up lurking this site.

>> No.4082644

>>4082607
winged it with no feathers

>> No.4082735

>>4082612
Don't you think someone who grew up here would act way more belligerently and just be an asshole in general?

>> No.4082744

>>4076611
Absolutely radiating that stilted post-SBFP Matt energy.

>> No.4083219 [DELETED] 

>>4076611
I fucking hate this disgusting shit of human being pretending to be a vtuber. Hope she hangs herself soon. Fuck!

>> No.4083970

>>4080538
>It comes off as pathetic and borderline narcissistic,as if she thinks she's above Coco and her stream and doesn't need to try to play along with her.

It's called being nervous while being already an introvert, you stupid fucking nigger schizo

>> No.4084058

>>4083219
*Rapes you*
*Rapes you again you fucking retard*

>> No.4084101

>>4083970
Being introverted just means you find no pleasure in conversations. You can speak well and be charming even if you are an introvert.

>> No.4084332

>>4076611
I wish Calli was cute awkward, but instead we got cringe awkward.

>> No.4084379

>>4083970
Holy shit if she knows she will get nervous and do shit collabs she should just do fucking solo streams
We don’t want the autistic hikki

>> No.4084664

>>4083970
Hey I'm not stupid...

>> No.4084677

>>4084332
But she is cute awkward.

>> No.4084821

>>4084677
I think he meant cute-awkward in a Project Melody kind of way.

>> No.4084990

>>4082509
>done something funny?
in ye olden minecraft collab, kiara was pointing out at a spelling mistake mori did on a sign, the latter replied: "nobody cares", then the chicken shut the fuck up for the rest of the collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS3_sNTwIRw&t=5302s

>> No.4085016

>>4084990
That's not funny.

>> No.4085055

>>4085016
Yeah but it was pretty based still wasn't it?

>> No.4085091

>>4085055
not really

>> No.4085203

>>4085055
Nah, just rude.
Not even in a fun way

>> No.4085216

>>4082509
Laughing, can't remember. But I always found the "hey FUCK your friend" bit really funny. In general when she sounds annoyed at something I find her pretty amusing, like when she was called a liar by someone on chat and she called him an insolent fuck, or when her pizza arriving interrupted her ASMR stream.

>> No.4085227

>>4076611
rrat

>> No.4085326

>>4084821
Melody ≠ Cute

>> No.4085420

>>4078985
Because they needed a non kpop singer in english to push some mediocre songs they wrote.

>> No.4085448
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4085448

Someone like Coco just OOZES with pure Chadette energy from her personality and the fact that her character has a massive rack. A small fry like Calliope can sense her dominance, making her crumble within her vicinity, it's no biggie.

>> No.4085472

>>4079120
Makes you wonder why they even pretend to be a talent agency when instead of nurturing new talent they poach people with millions of youtube views and pretend like people wont figure out who it is immediately/threaten them with losing a job if they get found out.

>> No.4085567

>>4085472
...Do you think talent agencies work like the cliche scene where the hollywood bigshot sees a waitress in the small time diner and declares "Babe, I'm gonna make you a star!"?

>> No.4085602

>>4085448
Nah.
Coco is even better when she is the one under fire. Like yesterday when the entire chat was pissed off at her and she was desperately trying to calm them down and not laugh.
DoraKoro stream was easily the best.

>> No.4085626

>>4085326
I don't know anything about melody other than that one time she was on Asacoco, but she seemed pretty cute at the time (even though coco was shilling her porn)

>> No.4085672

>>4085626
She is actually a pretty decent person despite what other anons say here.

>> No.4085764

>>4076611
>>4084332

watching the coco stream, but its making me want to stop watching it. the most awkward collab ive ever seen.

she seems to be being so fucking nervous. coco noticed it quickly right after it started and was saying in japanese that "looks like cali is being freaking careful to not say strange/inappropriate things."

this is surprising me a bit cuz i thought coco would become a bit nervous there.

>> No.4085791

>Is she always like this?
Kaichou killing death itself

>> No.4086158

>>4082612
>She grew up lurking this site
deadbraps... your meds...

>> No.4086226

>>4085567
Obviously you need a fucking resume, but picking people who have millions of views and then threatening to kick them if they even imply that they were another person at some point seems backwards.
Feels like it would work better if; instead; they focused attention on getting some literal who with ok content that you can easily control like the old school disney princess thing.
Not that they don't also do this but the effort in maintaining the charade has to backfire at some point for them.

>> No.4086250

>>4086158
>he doesn't know
But anyway i don't see what was the problem with the collab.

>> No.4086271

>>4085602
Why were they mad? I missed that stream.

>> No.4086278

Mori doesn't care about streaming or Hololive, it's just money in the bank and free promo for roommate's music when she inevitably quits after her contract is up.

>> No.4086282

>>4086158
It's been confirmed subtly. Like with Coco as well.

>> No.4086396

>>4086278
t.deadbeat

>> No.4086493

>>4086226
The thing is, I believe, that Cover had no idea what they were doing. They didn’t know EN was gonna make it big. They just let everybody apply and when they found out that a lot of big shots applied, they took them. That’s all the thought there was.

>> No.4087365

>>4086271
She pulled every new item no the banner with just free quarts.
Very first pull she gets the SSR on rate up, and she also got another SSR in that multi.
Then in another multi pull she got 3 (Three) fucking SSRs.
And then the bitch started laughing while denying that she slept with cygames for getting better pulls.

>> No.4087574

>>4086250
>>4086282
I'm no deadbrap, but even if this is true, it's very clear she hasn't been here in ages and likely hates the place.

>> No.4088295

>>4086158
>>4087574
She was pretty open in her past life about lurking /jp/ and /a/

>> No.4088373

>>4088295
Source or rrat

>> No.4088507

>>4088373
nigger you already know the response you're going to get
jannies are strict on doxxbeats so the only way you'll actually find out is if you know her roommate

>> No.4088557

>>4087365
I wanna sleep with kson.....

>> No.4088565

>>4082095
/vt/ is legit high school girl gossip. I think we have a ton of females, trannies and legit gays on the board. They way some people react to the smallest thing is insane.

>> No.4088994

>>4088565
>trannies and legit gays
That's every board. Futashit, traps and trannies are rampant among mentally ill internet zoomers, which have become the majority of site traffic.

>> No.4089016

>>4086493
its a shame they cant do anything to facilitate their popularity at all

>> No.4089151

>>4085626
The irony is that Melody is lovely and the best person in the thottery festival that is VShojo, despite being the one that does actual porn. Goes to show that being a bitch is not a job, it's an attitude.

>> No.4089210

>>4078106
>gawr gura herself called korone stupid dog
>Cover tolerates this
black company

>> No.4089249

>>4077507
You know, a slim majority of the people here probably haven't even watched the full show.

>> No.4089309

>>4086158
Your lack of critical knowledge gives me secondhand embarrassment.

>> No.4089429

Calli doesn't really work with loud and outgoing people, because she's a massive dork and can't keep up. Her Ina collab was amazing, because with that she's forced to take the lead. She works very well with people more quiet than her and extremely poorly with people louder and more assertive than her.
It's why TakaMori is fucking shit too.

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>>4076611
Yes.
And?

>> No.4089614

>>4076611
I can't believe she would call Coco's vagina the n-word on stream..

>> No.4090021

>>4089429
>Her Ina collab was amazing, because with that she's forced to take the lead
nah, Ina is just capable of making a collab work with literally anyone

>> No.4090080

>>4090021
Yes, because Ina is extremely good at giving others the spotlight and letting them take the lead.

>> No.4090149

>>4076611
Don't try to reason with deadbraps, they're latched onto Mori milkers like a tick. If you pull them off they'll lose their heads.

>> No.4090198

>>4090080
She's also good at lightly prompting quiet or awkward collab partners until they get comfortable.
Ina is determined to carry EN to success.

>> No.4090231

>>4090198
Honestly, it's a shame Ina's Japanese isn't as good as Kiara's because a Holotalk-style show with Ina would be incredible.

>> No.4090301

>>4090149
I mean her appeal is real life gap moe.
You don't like it but shit load of people seem to.

>> No.4090332

>>4090231
She's good enough to collab with JPs and is still working at it, it's not impossible.
I doubt she'd do something like that while Holotalk is still a thing, though.

>> No.4090549

>>4090332
Of course not, she's very considerate of others. She wouldn't want to make Kiara look bad or steal her show.

>> No.4091453

>>4084101
That's not what being an introvert is, ypu dumb cunt. Introverts can enjoy conversations, they just get tired out from them because being around others requires a lot of energy for them. Extroverts get more energetic around other people by comparison.

>> No.4091549

>>4085448
No wonder deadbeats are beta male.

>> No.4091583

>>4091549
Nigger, do you know what site you're on? You're not in any position to act alpha yourself.

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>>4076611
>her appeal is being awkward as fuck

She’s basically the Hololive version of Jeanne Alter, so yes, that is a very accurate comparison.

>> No.4092260

>>4085448
>Chadette
It's called Stacy, ledditor

>> No.4092313

Cute little autistic reaper. I love her. Baby was tired and probably drunk or something. Cut her some slack.

>> No.4092895

>>4076611
>Her appeal is being awkward as fuck and having huge tits
Yea

>> No.4092950

>>4092313

PPP obliterated Dax Herera with 6 beers down the gullet. not an excuse for bad performance. if anything she didnt drink enough.

>> No.4095651

>>4091715
>She’s basically the Hololive version of Jeanne Alter, so yes, that is a very accurate comparison.
She's nothing like Jalter beyond having a tomboyish personality in the body of a bombshell (and I guess the tsundere appeal, but even then Calli is only tsun with Kiara)

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>>4092313

>> No.4097580

>>4091583
>deadbrap cope

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>>4082001
You're a shit entertainer if you cant turn an 'unfunny meme review' into a funny stream. Any comedian, comedy writer, hell anyone who is somewhat funny can knock that shit out of the park.

Fucking crack some jokes:
-grill Reddit for sending shit memes
roast Coco for her crap choices
- Make a drinking game for every unfunny meme
- Get a sexy avatar drawing and strip, and remove every article of clothing for every joke that sticks
-turn it into 'truth or dare'
-bring your own memes
-scream like a fucking cow that has a electric cattleprod up its ass for every unfunny joke

BE FUCKING CREATIVE HOLY SHIT.

>> No.4098152

>>4076611
Every morning I'm thankful to Allah that no matter how autistic my oshi is, at least she's not Kiara,

>> No.4098170

>>4098152
based

>> No.4098190

>>4097900
>Any comedian, comedy writer, hell anyone who is somewhat funny can knock that shit out of the park.
I say this as a deadbeat, Mori isn't really a funny in traditional kind of way where she makes the joke.
I do hope her next Coco collab will be better because they can actually do something. She seems to genuinely excited for collabing with Coco more.

>> No.4098324

>>4076611
WHAT IF we had a Calliope and Moona collab stream? Who would be the bigger autist? Would just they stare at each other for 4 hours blubbering something every 2 minutes or so?

>> No.4102106

>>4078985
>ayame
>baqua
>pekola

>> No.4102497

I think the coping is dumb, she was visibly nervous and coco was trying her best to make jokes but moris autism was too powerful. It was cute and endearing if you don't like this shit why do you watch it

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>>4095651
>she is nothing like Jalter beyond the things she is similar with

>> No.4102972

>>4102497
>It was cute and endearing
no it wasn't. it was embarrassing to watch.

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>>4095651
And the fact she's a tryhard to point of coming across as endearingly awkward.

>> No.4103191

>>4102972
I had my fun personally.

>> No.4103325

>>4076611
She wouldn't have been that awkward if she knew at least half of the girls Coco was showing her. Fucking Anemachi seriously? Try hitting her with A-chan or Chris next time. Calli barely knows her genmates.

>> No.4103462

>>4103325
She litterally said that she seen that one.

>> No.4103565

>>4076896
Someone wasn't around for Ars season. Or any of the other dozen quieter socially awkward blow ups.

>> No.4103620

>>4080867
Kiara should take Ames place next week

>> No.4103707

>>4080867
Begone rrat

>> No.4103734

Do you guys actually dislike Mori because of this? People make mistakes. I personally found her cute when being bullied by Coco.

>> No.4103828

>>4103734
Not at all. Every famous comedian has bombed at one point or another. The stream was still decent and I hope Mori brushes it off and isn't so nervous the next time.

>> No.4106582

>>4102609
only one thing, they're not the same type of tsundere so I wouldn't count that.

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