/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread: >>40743936

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

FINALLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753267
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE YOU GUYS BUT FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to post a thread, almost had two of them in dead hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
t. Literally Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
is this the first time he said "i love you" to us?

[Anonymous No.]

where is gramps

[Anonymous No.]

#pihakkasso
#gavinchi
#machiangelo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753267
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

What a chatty bird.
>>40753344
Yes. All those empty kisses all led up to this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think we can convince Axel to make Aniki-Zakaya a running part of his stream repertoire, like Bar Robel for Roberu? I want to see him have drunk realtalk zatsus with other members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
HE LOVES US TwT i will tattoo a magmite on myself if it means he will never leave us....

[Anonymous No.]

The /mans/ thread is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753267
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

what’s wrong with magmites

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
Is this what Flayon tweeted "I'm sorry" about (https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1613031512819093504?cxt=HHwWgMC-0avn0eIsAAAA)? I lined up the tweet with the stream times and I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS HAKKA T^T

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nathernal/status/1613053855570497537
Shinri's big tail ToT

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI LOVE! I love how Shinri talks about Hakka's song in every stream! He loves his son! I love how Shinri will face Omega's wrath because he wanted to finish the stream for us kois! Shinri Mama Love!

[Anonymous No.]

who is pako sensei?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40752525
>Altare
>Bettel
>Altare will assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753498
Biggest Tempus fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753386
He did already on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

Blackmailing magni into never graduating... hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753498
sanas papa who shows up in the boys streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753498
My dad

[Anonymous No.]

I was unable to catch the live so I'm now watching Hakka's VoD for today and man, this dude's laughter is so contagious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753498
Axel's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753494
how long did HQ boys have their 1 hour limit? waiting patiently to get through these short streams so can play some real horror games like Visage or Madison.

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally set merch presentation to autopilot and couldn’t fix it
>picked an art tag that was already used by someone else
>first solo stream after debut
>tech issues, can’t go live
>makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>cut himself off mid-sentence
>posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Tries again the next day
>Loses connection during the intro, he was muted but the music was BLASTING, while trying to figure out what happened he accidentally hits the end stream button and redirects to Hakka
>Makes another twitterspace
>Starts crying and having a mental breakdown
>Talks about how as a kid he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds and shoved Playdough in his ears (it hardened)
>This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Didn't even know how to end the twitterspace properly

THE PAGLIACHI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753557
magnis little tsundere act about the tattoos making him not able to leave plus him crying at the end of the stream going 'dont forget me...' (and 'dont leave me' in an earlier stream) activates so many neurons

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753458
Magni was doing a bit about VG all stealing his content, Flayon's doing art streams and he apologized

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753638
i expect this list to grow tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753624
1 month

[Anonymous No.]

Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree that the clown guy should have ordered a prebuilt computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
He love us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753668
fuck it's just all chilla's the whole month then isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/h9OVQ8M6MFE
Gamma suffering stream. Frustration kino.
Hop in if you have nothing better to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753687
Yeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753494
I want to watch Shinri but he keeps getting overlapped by people who I already watch AAAAH I haven’t gotten to try watching yet

[Anonymous No.]

what is a hakkito

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753687
Im pretty sure his pc is not the issue? Its his internet right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753763
it's like a taquito but for hakkas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753737
He will never have a stream alone anon, He will always be overlapped by HQ

[Anonymous No.]

kek. shinri refuses to show his tits on stream. a modest man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753763
Hakka + ito(a way to describe something small)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753763
>>40753791
It's also a bird capybara. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753791
ah. once again, I don’t like any of the fan names

[Anonymous No.]

I love my needy touchstarved menhera malewife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753867
rate all the tempus fan names

[Anonymous No.]

Thread is as dead as my livestreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753687
His computer seems to be fine - he ran his debut stream on it no problem, as well as the two collab streams. His internet was what died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753975
Bettel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753687
no, there's just a short circuit between the chair and the keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
1.Magmites
2.Vesties
3.Bettlelion
4.Axelots
5.Hakkitos
6.Alteventurer
7.Machiroon
8.Comfykoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
magmites > axelots > vesties > altventurers > hakkitos > jesticles > machiroons > comfykois

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
axelotl > magmite > hakkito > altventurer > bettelion > vestie > machiroon > comfykoi

[Anonymous No.]

Accidentally crushed my dick while watching a Flayon stream and now it really hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753695
thank you /stars/ anon, blessed Ganchan noises...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754077
Ah, error on Layer 8.

[Anonymous No.]

Had a blackout for 24 hours, I miss anything decent? Seems like mr. clown has had an eventful time judging by the comments.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754123
I told you that it would fall off

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning i hate women

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754114
>>40754101
>>40754100
KEK I see no one liked comfy kois

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
Magmites > Altventurers > Axelotls > Jesticles > Hakkitos > Vesties > Machiroons > Comfykois

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754178
Would you continue to post this if you were recharging his battery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
1. Magmites
2. Axelotls
3. Hakkitos
4. Altventurers
5. Bettlelion
6. Vesties
7. Machiroons
8. Comfykoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754123
Vesper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754101
>>40754114
>jesticles
This is it
This is the one

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754182
I wasn’t even jerking it on purpose, I just adjusted it and my fingers slipped and smashed down….

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753281
Shwasted Vesper was right: Magni's a tsundere and he loves us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753646
I just want to hold him while he cries and reassure him that he is loved..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
axelotl > vestie > bettelion > machiroon > magmite > hakkito > comfy koi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754310
>didn't even realize holostars debuted new members
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>Altventurers that high
Shit taste. Only Machiroons is worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember before Magni had come up with the magmite design the fans were almost called magmates? Magmites have become so iconic it's difficult to imagine Magnation without them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753638
This guy has the potential to be the greatest in Holopro just by how PON he is.Reminds me abit of Zeta and how she destroyed her keyboard by spilling water all over it.But Bettel is worse.kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754300
I want to spoil magni with affection then leave him for bettel so he can have a menhera breakdown and cry about me abandoning him, so that once I come back to him he can become even more desperate to please me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753969
>Jesticles
>Axelotls
>Magmites
>Hakkitos
>Altventurers
>Vesties
>Machiroons
>Comfykoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754378
>magmates
More like maggots, homie.

[Anonymous No.]

can someone please suggest a better fan name than "comfykois" to shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754310
Drawing the buff ojis with exposed tits in like a magnet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753663
It's going to be ten parts altogether by the end of this month

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754378
He had the idea Palchemists and Magmates and somehow decided Magmate was better. Magmites were a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754427
ugh, is it really

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754427
koibito

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
Rejected. That's way too eerie.
Next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
That's really good

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
KEK
>>40754543
it's taken by someone else a "GFE" chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
Too direct, try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754423
>Maggots
We were so close to greatness

[Anonymous No.]

What would you name the VG fans if you could?
Hard mode: don't say flaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754551
Anon that means lover in japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
Probably too gay for male viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754345
tbf she just came back from some rough days

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
I know a koibito fanbase already

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
VirGins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
Vandits

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754543
>>40754574
>>40754591
you guys really don't have a sense of humor do you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754514
DeKoi , because of his sugoi sekai pecs

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754587
I said what I said I forgot koi meant love, my Japanese reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754651
Was there supposed to be a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
>Bettel
Beettles
>Hakka
Hakkitos is good
>Flayon
Machishrooms idk
>Shinri
Kois

[Anonymous No.]

flayon's model doesn't appeal to me at all but everything else about him i love.
this is my first time feeling like i wish i watched a corpo chuuba in their pl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754345
Welp her grandma which apparently she is close with died so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754153
Machi's "Consider It" stream was funny. His art stream was more of the "getting to know him" type of thing, plus talking about general stuff about being a beginner at art and a little of general life stuff

Bettel had another breakdown over tech issues/bad luck which you already caught wind of, kek

Magni's art stream started and ended on crack (a bit about everyone stealing his schticks and him having to come up with something else, and the whole "I love you guys but also fuck you" thing re: the tattoo thing but probably sums up him & his fans in general) but in the middle he drew caricatures of the new boys and talked about trying to guess the new boys before they were revealed.

I didn't catch the other streams today so idk what happened in the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754427
koikatsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
Shinri: gachikois

[Anonymous No.]

Flay's art stream is so cute, he is like a little brother that shows off his drawings to you and you just want to tell him he did a good job and pat his head ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754702
Wasn't his previous model a shota as well though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754718
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754427
>>40754576
I'm still ride or die for Koihai

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754759
Catboy twink, not really a shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753847
I thought ito makes something plural?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754786
DOG BOY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>Flay loves Leader
>Leader loves old men
>Flay says he's 18k years old

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized Axel is catching up to Magni (subs). Not a numberfag, I just think it's impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754345
Besides what the others said, she's been sick, her roof is caving in, the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754759
Kinda, but it was way gayer, like Uyu level gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754711
Bless you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754806
It works more or less like this: gatito = small cat/kitten

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754806
In spanish you add the -ito to make something small, example:
Taqu-ito(small taco)
Perr-ito (Small dog)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754828
Oh that's why he lied and aged himself up, he wants to groom leader so bad ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754759
neither models are actually shota, but his old one was cuter and more UOHable

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754828
lol, he's playing the long game, learning how to do different voices so he can create a convincing old man impression and convince Altare to fuck him with his eyes closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
Bettlejuicers
Tamakkos
Machinists
Koipanions

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753638
>>40754484
EN bossu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754843
>calls Uyu gay
wdym he's literally the straightest guy out of uproar, his favorite game is dies irae

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754927
Tamacucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
>Bettelion
Is fine. They can be cows or circus lions or amalgamations of his bad luck.
>Machiroons
Flaymates. Like little robots?
>Hakkitos
Is fine. Little raven hatchlings.
>Comfykoi
Koifriends? Pondies (from a pond)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754934
The model not the person

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754951
Lol, Pondies sounds like a slur for British people

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon sounds like he could do a good kokichi impression...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754951
I like flaymates

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754978
You do know that's the kind of guy girls in Japan tend to adore, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755023
Shame he doesn't stream then

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
>Jesticles (too dumb I can't change it)
>Flaymates
>Cawcawphony
>Koihai(s)

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cuddle with Magni, pet his hair and kiss his forehead to help him fall asleep as he goes on a tangent about how attack on titan was shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754994
The playmates part is cute but my brain still has trouble ignoring the meaning of the word "flay"

[Anonymous No.]

I still cant believe they managed to hire Magni of all people

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
stealing from posts
Bettel - Betteljuicers
Flayon - Flaymates
Hakka - Hakkitos
Shinri - Koihai

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka (in chat) and Astel communicating.

https://youtu.be/-C0hpM_UVMw?t=5246

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613070962399875073?s=20&t=R9lWufq0DDu0yYyyv4ksig
New Bettel schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
I'm sure there's some dumb word play you could make work with compound+koi but I'm too half asleep to get it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755119
I think it works with a robot motif>>40755143

[Anonymous No.]

this clown is trying cooking simulator AGAIN, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755041
Uyu's been streaming every day for the past week and does menshis while filming Jump uproar and voice acting for starcolle. He does a lot of non-archive streams too. You don't have to pretend you care about him anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755208
It’s never gonna end

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754839
>>40754708
>>40754596
wow i feel like a fucking asshole. i'm so sorry risu. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755173
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755208
He's going to die for real, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

God damn it, people, Koihai just doesn't work.
You gonna start calling him senpai too? What kind of RP is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
>Bettel
Bettelion
>Flayon
Machiroons
>Hakka
Hakkarasu
>Shinri
Koizoku

Fans of the whole group in general.
Vagrants

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755187
He should give up on cooking sim...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755254
>Hakkarasu
>Hakka + karasu(crow)
That's pretty cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755253
yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755254
>Vagrants
Actually good name

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755187
>>40755263
agreed, but he probably has an elaborate bit for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
Shinri - Vagapond

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755254
So I am assuming that tempura would mean the whole tempus 8 man group fan? If they'd be vagrants what would hq fans be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754780
I like this one a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel
Rent free
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1613072314803060737
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1613072407966912512

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755374
kek good one, I actually like this

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I admire Bettel's will to never give up, keep going Betsy! Until the whole year is filled with failed cooking sim streams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755254
we really don't need names for hq/vg fans, that's going to just cause trouble

[Anonymous No.]

Decided to try and design a Machiroon

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to thanks this thread for being (sometimes) a safe place for HoloproEN fans like me. I am tired of Tempus vs HoloEN and numberfag threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755443
Why is his body the sphere fucker from Halo3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755432
>says he is unable to cook
is actually unable to cook.
Kino...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755443
that's so good? doesn't look edible though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755459
Same It gets tiring but this is /vt/ what else are you gonna do

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755459
Threads are at their best when you can just like things

[Anonymous No.]

KEK
https://twitter.com/potebevidno/status/1613053224348524545?t=wyZK4Fo_TUdSMEqXnrlQjQ&s=19

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755484
finally a man who keeps his word

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755484
Imagine how much worse things could have gone if he had tried to do the candy handcam first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755484
I usually hate how much the chats have spammed LET HIM COOK at the slightest hint of someone taking a moment, but in this case it's just too fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755546
rrat: This was all planned and he doesn't have any problems

[Anonymous No.]

Why do men not like comfykoi?
Would you prefer burdenedkoi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755521
This distorted art gives me big "mom said it's my time to use the computer" vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755604
I prefer punishedkoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755423
>doin a bettel is already a meme for the boys
beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755646
Or solidkoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755432
Imagine if every stream he ever schedules is a "plan B" for a mythical cooking sim stream that never happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755398
initiallites?

>>40755442
True, im pretty much just spit balling.Dont take it too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Any nice new genderbends for me to add to my collection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755604
Burnedkoi after today's stunt of streaming for more than 1 hour

[Anonymous No.]

Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1613074665895006208
stanczyk

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
show us the collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754833
If Magni had better model like Bettle, he would've had over 200k subs already

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755764
>dried playdough sticking out of his ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755764
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755756 (me)
shit meant for >>40753267
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755604
killerkoi is way cooler

[Anonymous No.]

Oil Baroness isn't happy, boys
https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1613057235759861760

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755432
Holopro's first vspacer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
>>40755766
I too would like to see your collection, i will start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
We'll need Magni to draw Vanguard genderbenders for the community to embrace it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel
Pagliacci, pathetic loser, guro bettelion fics, built for_, Magni hates him
>Flayon
brat build for rape
>Hakka
El hermanito, spic Axel
>Shinri
The single mother of /MANS/, outsmarting omega

what else can we add?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755790
Not really. He got big boost from MAGGIN meme - which only took off because of how ugly his model is

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1613075995648724996
My fucking sides
The implications

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Based, but anyone who isn't a fucking retard would agree with this

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPwNLFNbMJY
I need the boys to do a cover of this... I don't care if it's a crossover between HQ and Vanguard since Vesper/Shinri don't sing

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Aniki's monthly cover?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
I don't read YouTube chat ever honestly. I've been lucky a few times to get my oshi to read my chat but I've mostly given up on it, Altare's is the only decent one I don't mind reading since he's an expert tardwrangler

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Well, Magni has only mentioned doing it during songs. People are retarded and flood it when guys are simply talking, or openly lusting after Flayon in his prechat.
I think there's a bunch of new people who'll learn to fit in eventually if MANS is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755912
also this
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613076368950022146
idk if he's implying Magni is being chuuni or it's unrelated

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel took everything from Magni, but he also finally gave Magni someone else who loves Target as much as he does. What a complicated frenemies dynamic.

Magni took Vesper to Target 3 times in one day during their off collab. I can only imagine purple funny man off collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
She has spoken. Fall in line, boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755987
He is 100% implying that he is being chuuni yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755994
What is Target?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756021
A mall I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756021
>>40756045
wtf no it's a department store chain

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
if theyre singing a sexy song or baiting i dont see why people cant. just spamming randomly is retard behavior yes
>>40755894
flayon's a gilf hunter
>>40755912
>>40755987
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Arenei is my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755926
HQ yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755985
With the new guys, we have attracted some of the fujo groomer crowd. They will leave eventually if they fail to groom the new guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Sisters should take after StarsJP sisters and spam engagement rings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756142
Already do sis

[Anonymous No.]

>Please...I didn't want to show myself as a fool in this way... let me cook on stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756142
Still retarded but unironically more tastefull. Probably just wait for memberships so people can spam the surprised/blushed face instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755960
He’s looking for a studio to record it

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fucking christ
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1613079231642349568

[Anonymous No.]

who has the biggest SEA fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
If they do it during karaoke emote spam who cares? But yeah, doing it in every other scenario is retarded behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756306
Unironically, Aniki really should reach out to the JPStars for help on that.But i guess he really dont wanna bother them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755072
I don't remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756380
Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756363
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613079523834355712
Being vastly incompetent, but entertaining at the same time is kind of the holopro brand

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756394
He’s reached out to his producer friends in Japan but money and time is an issue it seems

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755443
Drew on a few more expressions to it, can do more but wanted to keep it simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756363
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613079523834355712?s=20&t=a7FlRcAVsTjBuBsAbG0-Ow

This pathetic clown...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1613080496304689152
Ok i love it that they are aware of the tempus lore

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck you can tell they're all laughing at him in their discord (that he shared a link to btw)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755443
>>40756489

Cute but a bit on the complicated side for a mascot anon. Just basing on what Sana said, but a good mascot is something that anyone can draw? Like takodachis apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756549
Hey man, when your bro fks up you laugh at him. Than you help him. The order is important.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude that first solo stream from bettel was a fucking fever dream especially looking this tread while that shit show was going on

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756630
>stream
Anon, did you take your meds??

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756653
see >>40756527 it lasted 2 minutes and 13 seconds

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756601
Well it can be easily simplified by removing most of the body lines and the antennae, the concept really is a just a spherical boi with 2 shields

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756612
Oh yeah, for sure. It seems like he figured it out already at least (I hope so), probably got some help from his manager

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756527
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613082001254359040
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Do vtubers usually blacklist "I love you" off their live chat? I was looking for when I said that to Flayon in the art stream but it was not there. Or maybe it got removed because I called him Bobby Flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756021
It's like a Walmart but for innercity people. You can go there and not feel like white trash.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching the Magni stream and what the fuck am I watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756717
well its working, idk what that says about the boys kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756821
An Art stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756821
A Magni stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756678
Actually now that I think about it it kinda looks cuter if you also axe the limbs as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753638
/catalog/ stole this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756363
what does user error mean? does it mean he messed something up himself and it wasn't the internet?
t. tech illiterate axelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756749
I don't see why he'd have that blacklisted so early, just try saying it again and see if it comes up. It might have just not gone through, there are times I've seen modded vtuber comments not show up in the chatbox replay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756749
You might be shadowbanned by YT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756976
it means he did something or forgot to do something that caused his own problems

[Anonymous No.]

it is hilarious to me that four different artists have made fanart of bettel just hunched over in the chair, suffering. he's getting such good meme art. i love it. i hope his stream prevails tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757027

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756821
It reminded me a lot of his first ever art stream, pure unhinged behavior and a feeling in my gut that he could be suspended at any given moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757041
this one is my favorite. the cheap plastic lawn chair adds that extra bit of flavor to the suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757048
I suspect permission bullshit is to blame again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756891
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757027
oh he'll always job, fun part is seeing how

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756821
Congratulations anon you just survived a Magni Dezmond stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756363
I FUCKING LOVE THIS JOBBER.

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope he can finally stream without any issues tomorrow. Despite I liking him since his debut stream, I NEED that solo stream moment to know him better and he finally talk with his fans normally.
He deserves a stream without any problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>40753267
Amen. I can't believe they hired Magni twice.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a little scared of you all putting the jester on a high podium when he hasn't streamed yet. What if he does not keep living up with your expectations? Didn't some people that knew his pl complain that he is boring? I am just scared for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757213
Magni doesn't job this hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757079
Nah, I think he read a lot of shit when he was out and the boys debuted, he looked very hurt with some people questioning his dedication to Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
>hasn't streamed
>doing better than shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
>spoiler
As a brotuber enjoyer, i am just laughing at his because his fk ups are funny af to me. I think (you) are overthinking things.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1613083591516512256?s=20&t=siJi_1zDzqCOMhzqlNenww

gurobros/sis are eating well

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
just enjoy the ride faggot holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754393
Being PON is the bit. What if this is all just one big elaborate bit? A bit to surpass Vesper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757291
>>40757236
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>40754576
Vanguardians.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Shinri esl or he just can't type properly?

[Anonymous No.]

glad HQ has new friends to play with. and maguni really seems to like them esp betsy and hakka, i cant wait to see them interact

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757285
He should know better than letting shizo posting get to him. But we all have our moments of weakness I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
Sadly I only got this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757317
Cutting Bettel into pieces like a pig and roasting him until he's golden brown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Thank fucking God she's normal. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757589
You're not stewing or braising him? weak!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
Why are women like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757317
yum... Bettel innards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757618
>>40757690
Bruh

[Loreanon No.]

>>40756527
It's why I tune in to him these days.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/anonamos_701/status/1613091368662093826?s=46&t=ttdw96W_MF3WnWUrHIkncA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757690
First time? I stayed in this thread for so long to a point that I cannot be faze by these Yume and Fujo anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757269
He would job for the bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757769
Kek new OP pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757690
What do you mean? Obviously women are hypersensitive to the most minor of inconveniences, things men would just shrug off and continue doing their things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757769
i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757586
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEGGGGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
im sure this was sent before but here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757769
MADLAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757769
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755726
No but I'd happily look at genderbends of the girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757236
these short twitter spaces helped me realize that I find his voice soothing to listen to.
im more likely to watch his streams now that I was before

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your gayest fanart of the boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>40756363
The source for 90% of car problems IS between the steering wheel and the driver's seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40757930
MAGNOLIA SEGGS

[Anonymous No.]

Watching Magni's streams and KEK I can't believe those magmite tattooes actually ended up spooking him into staying especially if he was planning to go back to his RM at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758188

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758225
Pretty gay won't lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758213
I feel like it just helped him realize just how much people really do like him, I doubt he ever seriously considered quitting kek even with RM stuff, plenty of holos do both

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758213
menheras need constant validation and are motivated to do things for people when they know they're loved
.t menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758188
https://twitter.com/SombraSpicy/status/1611496949777158146

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758188

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758140
>mental breakdown
>soothing
kek
not actually giving you crap for liking his voice, just thought the contrast was funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758301
Seconded
t. also a menhera

[Anonymous No.]

Magni still making fun of the *pop* and WAH altare did at the start lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758140
His voice was pretty sex in the official song, I wonder what he sounds like when he's not on the verge on tears, yelling, or about to piss himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758319
I love watching my mom and dad have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758391
Asian parent trauma let's gooooooooo to therapy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758414
Will be hard to find out, since he's always yelling, on the verge of tear, panicking or about to piss himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758436
already am

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758301
As a menhera myself I'm realizing I don't like Magni when he reflects so much of my own traits that I hate. I can only watch him in small doses even though I think he's a great guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758451
That's exactly why his voice is sex...uohh... more mental torture for Bettel ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758225
Smug brat needs rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758301
How do I display affection to my oshi without being cringe? I refuse to say I love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758495
Shit I didn't remember typing this.
I feel exactly the same. I cringe really hard sometimes because the way he speaks and thinks reminds me so much of myself... but he's actually much more healthier and is more productive.
Somebody please end my misery...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758532
creation is a good way to try. Make fanart, fanfics, any kind of content.

[Anonymous No.]

would you get a magmite tattoo to keep him hostage forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758532
Just be happy you feel strongly enough to think that and say it. Those feelings don't come all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758566
Gavis go to sleep you got a stream to fuck up tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758469
>>40758469
same and should probably be getting to bed for mine tomorrow instead of posting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758436
I'm black ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758566
I have issues with abandoning people/projects/goals as soon as I start doubting myself and seeing Magni go through ups and downs in his motivation reminded me so much of myself that I hated it. Meanwhile someone like Altare is much easier for me to watch because he's steady and predictable, if that makes any sense. Being menhera is tough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758690
Aiiiiiieeeeee vesper what are you doing in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758690
my condolences

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758715
STOP BEING ME ANON
being unable to stick with timetables and forgetting promises, having weird outbursts of emotion and the unhealthy amount of jealousy towards others who can actually finish shit... fuck...
Best wishes to my fellow menheras

[Anonymous No.]

new-ish here. where do those "HE HATES US" comments come from? vesties?

[Anonymous No.]

STAY AWAY SHE-DEMON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gVazrIUVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
Me, I firmly believe everyone hates me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758681
audibly kek'd at the thought of that actually being him and reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
>>40758856
also me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
Me. I believe they hate me and fantasize about them strangling me to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758846
you already posted this and got an answer. aia can want all she wants but she's not going to get it. just like how i want vesper to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
Me, I expect to be hated.

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758846
God I hope this never fucking happens there's a reason why so many people hate her and her voice is only one reason. Her fans are insufferable too, they invade other people's chats and spams that she's there until the streamer notices her it's so annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
Me. Magni hates me the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
two potential sources

either evolved from kaiji's kurushii or from Jerma, I guess it spread around, though my earliest memory of using HE HATES IT is in Demo's chat.

[Anonymous No.]

went to a ton of anti threads and i gained no new information, it is now 3am i think i need to go to bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758188
<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758923
Damn, if true.

>>40758901
My bad, I guess I missed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758955
gotcha. thought it was /here/ thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758993
Stop mentioning her and just let her die

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758846
Beware of women, they whisper poison thoughts and spread worthless view whenever they can, if misinformation is personified, it'd be women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758715
same anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759039
As a vestie, I'm not sure whether to cry about it too or throw you into a van...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758968
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759039
What the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

Did Vesper get bonked for his drunk stream?

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to Bettel panic while drawing his lewds is so comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759162
Mane-chan was watching so, probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759158
how new

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758801
In my case, I've put my 100% into people who ultimately left me when they found a new, shinier person to take my place and have crippling abandonment issues that if I'm going to dedicate myself to a streamer I'd rather have someone whose personality I can rely on. It's so fucked up to admit but that's where my comfort zone is at the moment. Hang in there anon... I wish the best for Magni too. I just want to avoid that primal fear at all costs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759192
W-why are you so similar to me??? I also had someone who did that to me... With streamers I actually try to distance myself with them without actually seeing them as oshi since I don't want to get my hopes too up then feel betrayed again.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop blogging sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759162
He got some messeges during stream, one of them started with "dont die" kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759281
A-Anon... I guess that just makes us both the UUUUUUUUU HE HATES US but unironically kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759354
Sorry, dead hours are magmite therapy sessions

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BLOGPOSTING SISTERS

It's too fucking real!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759403

[Anonymous No.]

18h .. i miss magni

[Anonymous No.]

I wish IKA would come back and draw some art of the new guys too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759430
*cries in vestie*

[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy my Vesper content, but I really don't know how I should feel after he went SJW and said "man have it easier" during the chat collab with Axel.

and Axel with his "man are easier to find jobs"

[Anonymous No.]

Someone check Tokyo Bay, it's already Wednesday night in Japan and there's still no schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759569
Easier to raise is what I heard
I'd rather let my son deal with his girlfriends, than fight every stupid punk my daughter brings home

[Anonymous No.]

>>40758837
If I remember correctly it came from Kronii's and then somehow the vestie adapt it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759569
you dont have to agree with everything someone says
pretending otherwise is menhera talk

[Anonymous No.]

Catching up on Flayon's KUUKIYOMI
>Cheese to meet you
How /here/ is this kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759569
I know it's dead hours, but can you make bait a of just a tad better quality?
>>40759625
He's in Zeta's DMs, discussing the nature of Tom Bombadil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759569
Honestly I'd say he's right, if you aren't a full-on simp and know the women in the west are fucked you can live a pretty good life, and even go to more conservative/traditional areas to find a wife AND you can delay having a family/children for years upon years. Women on the other hand usually get fucked over in the long run, almost always by their own stupid decisions because they have the accountability of a kid. In before you say
>b-but muh alimony and child support
You DO realize that's what ultimate killed marriage for women in the west, right? And ended up with women, both young and old, with little prospects to actually be mothers and homemakers. So I'll have to say, men DO have it easier because women just can't stop fucking it up for the rest of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759675
I have a son and a daughter and if I could've chose I'd rather have two daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759735
>better quality
FR the recent baits has been underwhelming the say the least.Also Gramps need to educate the young'un on the Tolkein lore. I am actually surprise she was reading the books.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, Nowa is alive. Recall the rescue team sent to Tokyo Bay.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/shizutsuki0622/status/1613044007244038144?cxt=HHwWgIDUrc6-1-IsAAAA
When you are just a lil guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm the straightest man in Tempus - Magni
...sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Just me or does it feel like Magni visited /vt/ his drawing stream kinda SCREAMS "I did egosearch"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759810
It was a long time since I reread LotR the last time.
Today is the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759727
It's always amusing when anons act like /here/ jokes never break containment and end up in other places. But pretty likely

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759784
Raising a daughter is the ultimate form of cuckoldry

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759853
*squish*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759861
Just you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759675
Quote "easiest life possible"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759713
Yeah thats true, just caught me off guard he would use those reasoning for his choice
>>40759735
Not really a bait, it just really left a bad taste in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759867
>It's always amusing when anons act like /here/ jokes never break containment
I get that but Flayon really puts it on thick, unlike Nowa who admit long ago he is a /SA/ old fag.Flayon seem to be signalling hard that he is /here/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759760
Well if you put it that way, I guess you're right :/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760073
Honestly bring back the mentally ill fujo sisters, I don't like them but they're better than unironic /pol/tards

[Anonymous No.]

before the inevitable genderwars start: which one of the boys would you fuck? hard mode: no genderbends

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760144
We had some "Classy" fujos /here/ that /spoiler their fujo posts.Wonder where they all when kinda miss them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760264
I'm not some sex obsessed femoid
I'd go fishing with nowa.

[Anonymous No.]

>nowa oji's jp timeslot is still good for europe
And you guys say he isn't white

[Anonymous No.]

>>40759867
I still think it's really poetic that a clip of Flay yelling STOP BEING HORNY was posted in response to hornyposts in the early days of /MANS/ and now he's officially one of the MANS (and people have only gotten hornier)

I'm not privy to his past activities, so idk if it was recorded for something else and a clip was uploaded later by someone else (my assumption), but if it was recorded directly onto Vocaroo for /MANS/, that would surely be something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760281
They got banned defending the general

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406
saddest news i've heard
hopefully its just the 3 days

o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406
Yeah they got 100% banned. Everytime some retards invade this general you get banned for the tiniest thing, as they mas report everything

[Anonymous No.]

why is it /MANS/ Tempus General? and not just Tempus General?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40755837
this just makes me want to spam the pregnant emoji even more

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406
Women like those come every thousand years, we truly didn't know what we had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406
I guess it's o7 but it was kind of funny seeing all the posts disappear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760558
Fujos come a lot more often than that if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.]

Shinri's voice is actually growing on me

>>40760501
because that's how generals work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760501
It's named after the initials of the good Tempus members

[Anonymous No.]

if any fujo sisters are reading the thread rn
hope you come back soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760406
Our Fujos truly are build different, o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760501
because it's legacy name is /mans/ and makes searching for it very easy. There is no point in changing the name even with more members being added as it'll just cause confusion in the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760628
the OG clown, i miss her. hope shes doing art scams

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En_-muVtx3U

i have no idea when this when up
but
11 HOURS UNTIL NOWA OJI IS BACK

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760501
Because using only "Tempus" brings all the shitposts from the catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760926
>7AM JST stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760926
Five in the fucking morning… My sleep…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761030
That means with how much of a autist gramps is he has to wake up at 5 AM to prep. This old man.kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761078
Nowa hates (You)

[Anonymous No.]

New thread doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>40760926
Why 7 am wtf is wrong with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>40761145
Counter point, Nowa LOVES the vesties and wants them to wake up early to lead a healthy lifestyle.