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>> No.40737284

I love Axel!

>> No.40737285

I love Axel...

>> No.40737289
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40737289

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.40737293

>>40737149
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.40737294

>brotubers got filtered by Altare's voice
>brotubers got filtered by Shinri's voice

>> No.40737298
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40737298

I LOVE LEADER
AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.40737300
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40737300

RATE THE ADHD AUTIST

>> No.40737302
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40737302

WHERE IS BETTEL!!?!?!!?!? UUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.40737304

FLAYON LOVE

>> No.40737310
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40737310

LEADER LOVE!!

>> No.40737316

he's a shitposter

>> No.40737321

>>40737289
>>40737293

AMEN^2

>> No.40737322
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40737322

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.40737323

I love Machy!!!

>> No.40737331
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40737331

Bettel suffering!!

>> No.40737336

His kjkjkjkjkj laugh...ToT

>> No.40737340
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40737340

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

>> No.40737364

BETTEL IS LIVE

>> No.40737365

>>40737289
>>40737322
amen
>>40737293
jobber's amen

>> No.40737372
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40737372

>>40737149
I love Gavis Bettel the Jaune Arc of Tempus Vanguard.

>> No.40737383

BETTEL ON FHE TELLY

>> No.40737388

>>40737316
Was the Kira Yoshikage copypasta not proof enough?

>> No.40737390

>>40737300
He just like
keeps going, he talks like Kaela streams, when does he even breathe?

>> No.40737396
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40737396

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kTHJXpvsDo
BETTEL ON THE TELLY

>> No.40737399
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40737399

>>40737289
>>40737293
>>40737322
Amén

>> No.40737403

>>40737340
what if i just wanna headpat him

>> No.40737410

>Holodex saved the discord yab from yesterday

>> No.40737413

Chances of the Cooking Sim file system yab happening?

>> No.40737426

>>40737300
Cute little brother /10
>>40737340
Without question

>> No.40737428

Well it's already of to a better start than last time

>> No.40737432

>>40737340
I'd yank on his buttplug.

>> No.40737439

>>40737340
Come and kiss your big sister, machi kun

>> No.40737445

Flay is so mentally healthy. It makes me happy. He's good at self regulation. I hope he and Vesper can become good friends, because Ves definitely needs to learn some of the strategies to avoid spiraling that Flay has.

>> No.40737446

>>40737300
Needs headpats

>> No.40737455

>>40737413
Not zero

>> No.40737458
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40737458

hakka love!

>> No.40737460

I can't wait for Battal to job again.

>> No.40737470

>>40737390
he could suck 3 dicks and sing the national anthem

>> No.40737471

>>40737302
CALM DOWN BETTELING HE'S COMING ON RIGHT NOW!

>> No.40737479

>Flayon seems very self-conscious about people hanging around only because of his design.
the reverse Magni...

>> No.40737483

NO FUCKING WAY

>> No.40737486

he's muted...

>> No.40737490

>muted

>> No.40737493

>>40737300
Little Brother Experience at its peak

>> No.40737497

ALREADY JOBBING

>> No.40737501

>1 minute over
HE HAS BURNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.40737499

BETSY BROS.....

>> No.40737502

>>40737403
Of course that's allowed!

>> No.40737506

>>40737428
Never fucking mind

>> No.40737510

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE A BIT

>> No.40737511

muted again

>> No.40737513

AAAAIIIIEEEE NOT AGAIN

>> No.40737516

JOBBING AGAIN

>> No.40737523

THE WORD "ELYSIUM"

>> No.40737525

>>40737300
I can never get over that BULGE

>> No.40737529

>livestream offline

>> No.40737532

>Live stream offline
KEK
Poor Bettel

>> No.40737534

KINO

>> No.40737537

The word Elysium...

>> No.40737539

>STREAM OFFLINE
SO FUCKING CLOSE

>> No.40737541
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40737541

>(altare) feels like the brother i always wanted to have
he's too adorable

>> No.40737549

ITS FUCKING OVER

>> No.40737552

HERES OUR CLOWN!!! STARTING THE STREAM MUTED AND THEN IMMEDIATELY CRASHING

>> No.40737551
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40737551

nice stream

>> No.40737553

Oh god please bettel

>> No.40737555

THIS FUCKING JOBBER

>> No.40737557

This is a bit, right...

>> No.40737560
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40737560

NO
FUCKING
WAY

>> No.40737564

alright it was funny the first time now it's kinda sad

>> No.40737570
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40737570

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40737573

>>40737497
No wonder this guild needs so many donations

>> No.40737575
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40737575

BROS NOT LIKE THIS...

>> No.40737584
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40737584

god I fucking love this bit

>> No.40737588

this shouldn't be funny but it is

>> No.40737592

uh, rate the stream?

>> No.40737593

This man is never going to do a solo stream

>> No.40737597
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40737597

>>40737471
NO HE'S NOT HE'S GONE HE HATES ME FOR REAL THIS TIME UUUUUAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.40737603

Bros i feel so sad for him

>> No.40737607

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40737610

The jester is getting clowned on by Susan

>> No.40737611

>Episode 2
pfffft

>> No.40737617
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40737617

this niggas entire first week is jobbing

>> No.40737619

Someone send this man a technician

>> No.40737630

Suzaku...

>> No.40737638

I'd actually feel kind of bad if this wasn't a bit

>> No.40737639

>>40737557
i hope so.

>> No.40737644

>>40737300
Really cute but I fucking can't stand that retarded cringe voice he keeps doing at the end.

>> No.40737648

GANBETTEL

>> No.40737647

>>40737396
BETTEL NO LONGER ON THE TELLY

>> No.40737650
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40737650

first time was funny but now this is just sad

>> No.40737651

i love my jobber guild

>> No.40737653

I like how after debut, when left by themselves for a bit, the VG boys are about as chill as the HQ boys. I think it was hard to believe because the HQ debuts were so awkward while the VG debuts were so overly energetic.

>> No.40737661

he's gonna kill himself

>> No.40737669

there's something fucking hilarious about him coming back after crashing only to crash again, as if he's a fucking ghost trying to talk to us

>> No.40737672

bruh

>> No.40737676

Bettle is that NV player who always specs max luck but never wins big in the casinos

>> No.40737678

>>40737570
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns/10

>> No.40737687

Why was his debut flawless and the rest of the streams have been him jobbing endlessly

>> No.40737689 [DELETED] 

His PL streamed normally for over a year, what the hell?

>> No.40737694

>>40737593
>Only does collab streams with the other member streaming their POV for the rest of his career

>> No.40737696

>>40737300
Zoomer adhd+sucking Altare's cock/10

>> No.40737703

Literally made popcorn

>> No.40737702

Oh man, I bet this is a case of either his router or his ISP going off at the same time every night.

>> No.40737709

>>40737617
Honestly at this rate if they ever include a demon lord as part of Tempus's rivals I'll be like "How the FUCK do you even job against jobbers like these?"

>> No.40737712

>>40737300
I love him.

>> No.40737717

>>40737149
Aww, I love the Hakka tempura

>> No.40737718
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40737718

>> No.40737720

He used up all of his max luck on the debut stream.

>> No.40737722

>>40737570
so fucking kino

>> No.40737723

>>40737300
bratty little brother that looks up to altare/10

>> No.40737728
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40737728

This can't be fucking real kek

>> No.40737737
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40737737

white haired whores and not streaming....name a better duo

>> No.40737740

now I just feel bad for this guy

>> No.40737744
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40737744

>>40737597
He's getting dressed right now! See!

>> No.40737743

>>40737300
SEX
LOVE
MARRIAGE

>> No.40737745
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40737745

THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME

>> No.40737751

>>40737687
I guess his max luck does work

>> No.40737756

>>40737617
bettel is committed to the bit

>> No.40737758

>watching Altare
>glance at time
>oh shit, Bettel's on
>open stream
>Live stream offline
This dude.

>> No.40737773
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40737773

Can't believe he'd lie to us like this

>> No.40737778

i'm glad he's dead
will this affect him much?

>> No.40737784

I believe in him hahaha c'mon guys

>> No.40737797

>>40737689
Youtube issues on his ISP?
But then again, he had a flawless debut stream then in the next day got fucked over. I wonder if it's traffic shaping...

>> No.40737804

>>40737778
effect*

>> No.40737805

Society....

>> No.40737815

See you guys on the twitter space I guess...

>> No.40737816
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40737816

BETTEL IS GONNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!!

>> No.40737824

b-bettel…?

>> No.40737826

>redirecting to hakka
OH FUCK

>> No.40737834
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40737834

>>40737745
RELAX PLEASE YOU ARE GIVING ME ANXIETY AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.40737841

How the hell did he ever do his debut?

>> No.40737849

Bros I want to cry...

>> No.40737847

>he redirected to Hakka
ITS NOT A BIT
HE JOBBED

>> No.40737851

>Thanks for tuning in!

>> No.40737853

>>40737826
it's over...

>> No.40737854

>2 minute stream
SASUGA MAX LUK CLOWN

>> No.40737866

>>40737689
It’s just a bit

>> No.40737876

>>40737804
Jobber anon... You were right the first time...

>> No.40737879

Could you imagine is its like this every stream, and he never gets to stream just for the bit

>> No.40737881

>>40737784
>redirected to Hakka's waiting room

RIP in peacd Bettel

>> No.40737884
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40737884

I AM THE LAST BETTEL FAN

>> No.40737894

Jobber guild...

>> No.40737893

our very depressed holostar T_T

>> No.40737891
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40737891

>Battal
>Streaming

>> No.40737898

>>40737300
cute faggot/10

>> No.40737901
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40737901

BETTEL SISTERS HOW ARE YOUR SOLO STREAMS GOING?

>> No.40737903

Bettel straight up needs to call and yell at his ISP holy shit he doesn't deserve this at all.

>> No.40737910

>>40737773
He didn't lie, he was 2 minutes live

>> No.40737928
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40737928

This jobber...he forgot to click the live button?

>> No.40737930

ANOTHER BANGER STREAM

>> No.40737932

So... what now?

>> No.40737933

Guys I think he will actually kill himself.

>> No.40737935

Was...
Was that it?

>> No.40737954
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40737954

>>40737854
>2 minute stream

As it should be!

>> No.40737958

>2 minute vod

>> No.40737963

What if him joining holostars is just a bit
a big bit

>> No.40737969

Bettel…

>> No.40737968

>>40737928
No the stream crashed after his intro ended

>> No.40737971
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40737971

im the last Bettelion

>> No.40737972

someone check on him he might hang himself

>> No.40737976

>>40737891
At least use Tempus pics anon

>> No.40737984

>tag fiasco
>Yesterday
>Today
This is your broshi, Bettelbros?

>> No.40737990

RATE THE CLOWN STREAM

>> No.40737995
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40737995

Is this the shortest Tempus stream ever?

>> No.40738000

I know for a fact this man has streamed before, this HAS to be a bit.

>> No.40738007

Bettel could be the best entertainer yet luck is against him

>> No.40738015

its a miracle everything went right on his debut honestly

>> No.40738016

Okay Bettel, that was a great bit. Really funny. Are you going to start the stream now?

>> No.40738020

Didn't know Bettel streams from Northern Elysium

>> No.40738026

He's just about to cook now

>> No.40738028

i might actually drop him now

>> No.40738030

I can't even make fun of him anymore, I'm starting to actually feel sad about this

>> No.40738031

i hope he solely uses twitter spaces from now on

>> No.40738036

>>40737933
Yeah, now he has to. He has disgraced the company and has to pay the price.

>> No.40738046

At this point, just dont even touch Cooking Simulator. That game is fucking cursed.

>> No.40738048
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40738048

Bettel for the love of god please

>> No.40738049

I'm legit sad for the guy

>> No.40738052

>>40737995
2:13
probably

>> No.40738055

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1LyxBqbyYLYJN

>> No.40738056

>>40738000
He was fine in Ultimate Chicken Horse, wtf is happening to him?

>> No.40738062
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40738062

It's a joke. It's all a fucking joke.

>> No.40738058
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40738058

Thread theme song
https://files.catbox.moe/6099sh.mp3

>> No.40738060

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1612994905047011328
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1612994905047011328
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1612994905047011328

>> No.40738064

>>40737570
Yesterday was the funniest shit I had seen in a while but now I genuinely feel bad for the guy/10

>> No.40738069

>opens yt
>sees cooking sim stream
>clicks
>2 min vod length
My heart my dropped is he going to hang himself?

>> No.40738074

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1612994905047011328
Get in

>> No.40738075

LET THE MAN COOK!

>> No.40738081
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40738081

You guys better be liking and commenting Bettel's 2 minute VOD for the algo. Clown needs all the support he can get

>> No.40738080

Can't wait for him to open memberships and accidentally set it up to pay US

>> No.40738085

HE'S HAVING ANOTHER TWITTER SPACE

>> No.40738089
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40738089

The only cooking Bettel is going to do is himself in his bathtub via toaster

>> No.40738094

TWITTER SPACE

>> No.40738099
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40738099

Once is funny
Twice is just sad

>> No.40738100

>streams goes live
>oh ok, fucking finally
>he continues to speak like he was streaming for another hour

>> No.40738102

>>40737300
I want to pat him!

>> No.40738104

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1612994905047011328?t=wvyhJx8XItmaBE_Fr3EQqQ&s=19
GET IN HERE

>> No.40738111

OH JESUS THERES NO STREAM WHOS GONNA LET HIM KNOW HIS MIC IS MUTED

>> No.40738121

>>40737551
>no zipper
garbage

>> No.40738122

>>40738056
drugs

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40738127

i can fix him...

>> No.40738130

>>40738060
SONG IS BACK

>> No.40738134

>The same music as yesterday playing

HOLY GRASS

>> No.40738143

HES ACTUALLY TALKING

>> No.40738146

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.40738150
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40738150

So when is Episode 3 I loved it so far.

>> No.40738159
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40738159

>I started a joke
>Which started the whole world crying
>But I didn't see
>That the joke was on me, oh no
>I started to cry
>Which started the whole world laughing
>Oh, if I'd only seen
>That the joke was on me

>> No.40738164

IS SOMEONE RECORDING IT???

>> No.40738168

is this the famous vtweeter?

>> No.40738169

>>40738127
JESTER ON NON-TELLY

>> No.40738191

He is going to like ugly cry in 10 mins watch

>> No.40738194

Tempus's first vspacer

>> No.40738199

using hakka's prechat as his chatroom kek

>> No.40738207

Bettel what the actual fuck, just try streaming again

>> No.40738208

His voice sounds fine

>> No.40738215
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40738215

will we ever see his model ever again....

>> No.40738214
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40738214

>HE HIT THE END BUTTON ON ACCIDENT

>> No.40738223

HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED THE STREAM??

>> No.40738230

>using hakka's video prechat as the chat reaction
FUCKING GENIUS

>> No.40738235

Cover hired a vTweeter.

Sasuga Yagoo

>> No.40738239

he's a broken man...
a jobber...

>> No.40738245

just stream again fag

>> No.40738257

>>40738214
THIS FUCKING JOBBER!!! NEEDS CORRECTION IN HIS CLOWN HOLE!!!!

>> No.40738260

>He's still not recording the space

>> No.40738263

>>40738214
SASUGA JOBBER

>> No.40738264
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>>40736761
I didn't have much time to really focus on it since I have to work on other things but I did draw this since I had a reference conveniently on hand while the stream was going

>> No.40738265

Graduation RTA

>> No.40738266

THIS MAN

>> No.40738284

Can't he just... restart the stream? He was able to go live. It's the audio. Right?
Not like... what even is going on?

>> No.40738286

>>40738150
Is this image a reference to something

>> No.40738289

>>40738214
Can't he just schedule another stream?

>> No.40738291

Oh my god this poor man hes actually gonna cry

>> No.40738292

JUST STREAM AGAIN BETTEL PLEASE

>> No.40738300
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40738300

I'm beginning to think all the jobbing is a bit. I will now become this clown's first anti.

>> No.40738306

>>40738235
Had to make up for the lack of tweets from Vesper

>> No.40738310

>>40738265
Based

>> No.40738313

>>40738199
using hakka's chatroom as his chatroom
you cannot beat this guys intelligence!

>> No.40738316

Vesper should bike over to Bettel's house and fix his internet

>> No.40738332

my brother in christ...

>> No.40738331

Why doesn't he just start a new stream?

>> No.40738341

wtf kek

>> No.40738343

>>40738264
aaa so cute !!

>> No.40738346

'I literally have a note hear that just says 'clown voice''
this is so sad and so funny

>> No.40738350

>>40738208
Honestly he got nerves of steel. Definitely feel like half of Tempus would be holding back tears by now if this would had happen to them.

>> No.40738352

>>40738214
>>40738223
Why can't he just start another stream?

>> No.40738358
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40738358

Is this guy just John Maggington as a guild member?

>> No.40738362

someone recording this menheras space?

>> No.40738360
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40738360

Gavis Bettel, king of the Twitter Space.

>> No.40738368
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40738368

BETTEL SHUT THE FUCK UP AND START ANOTHER STREAM AAAAAAA

>> No.40738372

This nigga ain't a clown, he the entire fucking circus

>> No.40738384

HE IS GONNA CRY

>> No.40738393

he sounds like hes about to cry its really hot ToT

>> No.40738395

>>40738346
I grabbed my head when he said that...

>> No.40738405

>>40738316
That would be a long trip

>> No.40738411

Is it just cooking sim or he can't stream any games?

>> No.40738413

How does he do it?

>> No.40738418 [DELETED] 
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40738418

Just tuned into the clown's Twitcast.
What's with the faggy lisp?

>> No.40738422

>>40738358
holy fuck, he is the reincarnation of one of Magni's Bits, in vtuber form.

>> No.40738427

hes so pathetic aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love him

>> No.40738425

I suspect he's streaming over mobile internet, it's possible the storms were fucking up his ISP yesterday (I have some friends who are similarly affected)

>> No.40738435

I think he's trying to get to why he's not starting another stream but is so fucking hysterical he can't form sentences
This man is venting to us right now

>> No.40738438

What happened, he just stop streaming because it has scuff opening?

>> No.40738452
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40738452

needs to be raped

>> No.40738459

>>40738384
he should be crying from my dick, not his failures

>> No.40738467

Sure there's even less time before Hakka if he restarts a stream but he gave up a bit too quickly

>> No.40738468

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JOBBED THIS TOO MUCH AIIIIEEEEEE

>> No.40738472

>HES NOT EVEN RECORDING THE SPACE

>> No.40738475

this is the greatest zatsu ever

>> No.40738478

stupid pee pants baby idiot

>> No.40738484
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40738484

The last I time I felt this bad for a holo tech issues was when Kiara's outfit reveal was breaking apart

>> No.40738488

>HORRIFIED
me too, bettel.

>> No.40738497

>>40738459
Porq no los dos?

>> No.40738500

this is too sad for me to rape him

>> No.40738502

>>40738478
That's hot.

>> No.40738503

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>> No.40738509

>>40738438
He's trying to explain but the dudes legit on the verge of tears

>> No.40738512

>>40738418
yeah did he always have that or did he bite his tongue or something?

>> No.40738515

BETTEL! YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES! RESTART THE STREAM!

>> No.40738516

>>40738418
he's like 1 bad day away from crying on space, please understand

>> No.40738519

>>40738484
fuck now you're making me remember that....

>> No.40738521

how wet are women right now who want to baby this pathetic man

>> No.40738530

>>40738438
nah his internet shit itself then he accidentally hit the end stream button

>> No.40738534

>>40738516
hopefully today is the day

>> No.40738535

>>40738484
At least her second attempt worked

>> No.40738538

Wait, how the fuck did everything work on his debut ENPROMPT?!?
THIS MAN IS MAD

>> No.40738541

>>40738452
He 100% didn't eat healthy today... This man is a fucking MESS!

>> No.40738546
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40738546

>> No.40738553

JUST TELL HIM TO START ANOTHER STREAM IN THE CHAT HE'S NOT READING THIS THREAD

>> No.40738557

>>40738509
That's what I'm saying
His voice is even more shaky than on his debut ToT

>> No.40738567

just try streaming again you stupid retard

>> No.40738576

>>40738484
actually depressing

>> No.40738579

>>40738521
I want him and want to buy him better internet

>> No.40738583

>>40738521
I'm pretty turned on, ngl

>> No.40738584

>>40738521
the dehumidifier might not be enough i fear...

>> No.40738587

>>40738521
only in the eyes, anon. i feel so bad for him

>> No.40738593

>>40738553
No

>> No.40738592

>>40738472
I'm sure clipper are prepare this time.

>> No.40738604

Cover you hired the wrong fucking people ONCE AGAIN

>> No.40738606

>>40738553
EVERYONE on all social media platforms are screaming at him to restart right now

>> No.40738614

>>40738521
I want to raise his children

>> No.40738617

IN A PERFECT WORLD, TWITTER SPACES LIKE THIS WOULD NOT EXIST
BUT THIS IS NOT A PERFECT WORLD

>> No.40738618

Holostars' first VTweeter...

>> No.40738624

>>40738484
Don't forget Kiara's Fire Emblem scuff when she first started out

>> No.40738630

>hidden passives
HE HAS SO MANY

>> No.40738637

>>40738618
Nowa...

>> No.40738639
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40738639

>its not a gag

>> No.40738641

the worse his luck gets the more I wanna support him

>> No.40738647
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40738647

>2 minute cooking stream
bro must have used the microwave

>> No.40738650
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40738650

>>40738300
If it's all a gag I will anti the fuck out of this clown

>> No.40738661

I no longer wish to bully this jester with terrible stats...

>> No.40738666
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40738666

>> No.40738668

>>40738604
>wrong
who else can fit the sad jester archetype but this man, though?

>> No.40738676

3.7k on a twitter space. Can you imagine yt?

>> No.40738677

Pulling more CCV on his second failure twitter space than his peers did on their 1st solo streams.

>> No.40738688
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40738688

>>40738639
Please don't bully my husband...

>> No.40738690

>>40738630
broken character, but in more than one way

>> No.40738695

>>40738637
He's already hit his quota so no more tweets for the rest of the year

>> No.40738696

>>40738553
he's just rambling he's not even looking at the chat I think

>> No.40738704

>>40738159
Based and beegeepilled

>> No.40738705

>Built a new computer 2 days before debut

>> No.40738713

it was the funny first time but idk. this is quite unprofessional.

>> No.40738717

>>40738521
I just feel bad for him, poor guy. Even I'm not that much of a sadist when he's clearly several steps away from killing himself from the shame.

>> No.40738721
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40738721

>>40737289

>> No.40738729

>>40738521
hes such a whiny bitch

>> No.40738731
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40738731

>Think you steal my fanbase? Think again slut, lol

>> No.40738737

>>40738705
Any tech bros thinking that this might be related to the issue?

>> No.40738739

fuck i feel bad for this dude

>> No.40738751

>>40738731
KEK

>> No.40738758

>this is the man the VG sent out to recruit new members

rrat: the VG sent Bettel out with ZERO expectations he would actually return ALIVE, let alone succeed in his mission.

>> No.40738765
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40738765

What did he mean by this?

>> No.40738767

>>40738737
Not likely.
If anything he should be fine since it'd be clean.

>> No.40738770

>>40738713
Dudes about to legit kill himself out of shame. be nice

>> No.40738774

>>40738713
He can't control the weather, which is probably the cause of the problem.

>> No.40738773

>>40738731
Kek

>> No.40738782

>not reading chat
ngmi

>> No.40738789

>>40738737
Ya could be a driver thing or something but strange that it worked before, multiple times.

>> No.40738797

>>40738737
I doubt there's any rhyme or reason to all the unluck he has

>> No.40738799

>>40738737
Doubt it, it's pretty hard to fuck up building a computer subtly, usually it works or it doesn't work or it fails in the long-term, anything that would have popped up now would probably have been caught already

>> No.40738801

Is... Is he okay...

>> No.40738803

>>40738765
blew all his luck on debut

>> No.40738813

>>40738731
AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNEW IT WAS THE MAGLORD AND HIS FUCKING MAGMITES!!!!!

>> No.40738816
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40738816

>>40738731
sneaky magni

>> No.40738820

>>40738713
It’s professional. He goes hard on the bit, it works.

>> No.40738832

>>40738758
Magni sent the 2nd purple tumblr sexy man out to die.

This checks out.

>> No.40738831

>>40738484
oh lol
that time

>> No.40738833

>>40738801
no

>> No.40738836

>>40738729
That's hot.

>> No.40738856
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40738856

>>40738418
go back

>> No.40738860

>>40738731
I require alchemist sex

>> No.40738861

>>40738731
WHORE, STOP SABOTAGING YOUR KOUHAIS

>> No.40738863

>>40738737
nope cause his first stream was fine, it shoulve helped if anything kek

>> No.40738866

Good news is hakka will have an okay audience

>> No.40738872
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40738872

>>40738801
No, he isn't

>> No.40738877

HE LIVES IN A SOCIETY

>> No.40738878

>>40738731
That slippery swine

>> No.40738881

>>40738713
its in-character

>> No.40738882

>>40738765
He said in the debut that someone was playing a joke because he has the worst luck

>> No.40738888

I can't wait for this man to collab with Magni on a competitive game

>> No.40738890

>>40738801
Unironically no.

>> No.40738891

Motherfucker try again after Shinri at least. Stop pushing the streams back jesus. If it doesn't work then THEN you got a problem.

>> No.40738892

>>40738737
If it's PC related, he wouldn't be able to debut

>> No.40738893

>>40738721
you jobbing bettel

>> No.40738895

Is this the quickest someone turned menhera?

>> No.40738896

>>40738737
Its not 2005 and its not a car.
Hardware should Just Work™ and there is no break in period.
Unless he decided to bet big on Arc GPUs, it has to be his set up or his nerves

>> No.40738899

How's he jobbed so hard

>> No.40738901

HE ATE THE WHOLE PIZZA I FUCKING KNEW IT

>> No.40738907

He'll fucking kill someone. He really is a fusion of Magni and Altare.

>> No.40738908

Gavis Joker arc...

>> No.40738911

>>40738713
There's no way this is intentional so I just feel bad, might as well have a laugh about it while it's going on

>> No.40738916

YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.40738923

HELL YEAH EATING AN ENTIRE PIZZA

>> No.40738926
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40738926

>>40738765
It's a double-edged sword, right? It's either MAX luck or ZERO luck right guys?

>> No.40738934
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40738934

Is he going to be ok? I am watching Altare

>> No.40738939

This man has the LA CREATIVIDAD of Magni and the zatsu skills of Vesper, too bad the universe keeps fucking him in the ass

>> No.40738938

>i don’t eat anything cold

>> No.40738946
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40738946

HE'S OVERSHARING
GET HIS ASS

>> No.40738950

you can have healthy tasty meals....

>> No.40738951 [SPOILER] 
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40738951

God I want to cook an actual meal for this guy

>> No.40738964

>>40738895
>turned

>> No.40738967

>thinks one frozen pizza is a lot
he's tiny ToT

>> No.40738973

>>40738916
altare hates this man

>> No.40738972

Which Joker is he?

>> No.40738976

his handcam stream will completely fuck him over and reveal his penis. he will then cry himself to sleep and pig out on food.

>> No.40738986

Is he using... Hakka's prechat?

>> No.40738987

Bettel needs meds, he think he is insane

>> No.40738989

He's fucking losing it why is he talking about cold pizza

>> No.40738991

>refuses to eat cold food
based... so fvcking zased...

>> No.40738993

This man is using Hakka's prechat for his twitter space.

>> No.40738998
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40738998

will he go for 3 tomorrow?
vote below

>> No.40739000

>>40738765
the highest static are always the opposite of the real one
cover just jinx him to the verge of graduation

>> No.40739004

>>40738765
>Botched second stream in a row
>on the other hand gifted a 1view PNGtuber 3view status for her 3D model debut

>> No.40739005

>>40738939
>the universe
It should have been me...

>> No.40739012

>>40738986
hakka is letting him

>> No.40739021

>>40738986
Yeah

>> No.40739025

>>40738986
Yes

>> No.40739027

>>40738986
Yes

>> No.40739031

>>40738976
Looking forward to it

>> No.40739034

>>40738986
He redirected before he used his brain, probably.

>> No.40739036

>fat and whiny
He's perfect

>> No.40739047

>>40738998
if it happens again the universe actually hates him more than altare

>> No.40739052

>>40738998
3rd times the charm...

>> No.40739059

>>40738731
Magni bog

>> No.40739062

His mama is hearing him loose it

>> No.40739068

Is it internet-related?

>> No.40739070

>i dont think theres a fix
jesus chirst hes actually going to kill himself

>> No.40739069

>eating an entire frozen pizza
Unironically dropped. The only people that eat entire frozen pizzas are lardos, fatsos, land whales, blubberbrains, lard tards, butter huffers, human moons, and morbidly obese people.

>> No.40739075

I gotta listen to his space from yesterday, was it also this good?

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>>40738856
Why are sisters so tribalistic? Admitting you like Niji girls in this thread never produces the same amount of seethe as if you say you like the guys.

>> No.40739084

>fucks up the pre-record too
i would die

>> No.40739086

>>40739012
>>40739021
>>40739025
>>40739027
Oh, that makes sense, I was so confused with who he was talking with.

>> No.40739092

>He has to prerecord all of his streams

>> No.40739101

>>40738951
>bundling bettel and magni into blanket rolls
>petting their pathetic little heads
>spoonfeeding them

>> No.40739109

He got really close to the mic there...

>> No.40739110
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40739110

architect fags how we doing tonight?

>> No.40739117

it sounds like hes going to quit... i hope not

>> No.40739118
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40739118

>>40738946

>> No.40739122

>>40738998
Honestly, he should just call someone over to actually fix his shit.

>> No.40739127

this is revenge from that art tag kerfuffle

>> No.40739135

>>40739034
He probably had the redirect set up to go from the beginning, and as soon as the stream ended it moved automatically

>> No.40739136

Is vesper going to help him build a computer?

>> No.40739145

>>40739110
erect

>> No.40739146

I miss looking at him.

>> No.40739151

he… wrote down the croissants story beforehand…

>> No.40739153

>Crossoint

>> No.40739152

>>40739075
It was even better

>> No.40739166

>>40739136
i hope not

>> No.40739167

Quasou

>> No.40739171

Anyone else think the problem is cooking simulator?

>> No.40739173

He's being Kiara'd in debut week, but with no Jenma house to stream from...

>> No.40739182

I bet it's the ethernet port

>> No.40739197

>>40739171
probably is

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40739196

>>40739077

>> No.40739200

>>40739069
i wish it was this easy to be utterly black and white all the time. never change

>> No.40739203
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40739203

dont forget what they took away from you

>> No.40739202

>>40739077
if I wanted to watch fujoshit I wouldn't be in this thread

>> No.40739215
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40739215

>>40739110
I have never been better

>> No.40739220

>>40739092
>bringing vtubing back to its roots
i kneel

>> No.40739228

Why the fuck am I laughing so hard. I hope you guys join me in supporting him when he's monetized

>> No.40739230
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40739230

>Ate 8 croissants and a slice of velvet cake
>eating 1600+ calories before debut

>> No.40739233

>Croissant
>Quasou

>> No.40739235

>>40739101
Its funny because Magni is my starsEN oshi and I want to force him to eat actual meals too

>> No.40739238

>>40738972
Damaged tattoo, but on his soul

>> No.40739241

>>40739136
taco ssd

>> No.40739243

>>40739152
Dude the crunchy sad music had me dying

>> No.40739250

>>40739069
>this man thinks a single frozen pizza will make him fat
my dude, i work out 5 days a week and i ate a whole pizza yesterday, guess what - it wont make a single bit of difference

>> No.40739257

>>40739197
Phasmo should be fine, then.

>> No.40739259
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40739259

I just realized the QUASO chat's spamming about is supposed to be how the French say croissant...

>> No.40739262

>>40738058
The start of this song reminds me of the Oath to Order from Majora's mask.

>> No.40739268

>>40739196
Why would you po- Okay thank you for your service o7

>> No.40739271

At least this didn't happen during his debut, that would have been catastrophic

>> No.40739274

>>40739230
He's bulking

>> No.40739275
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40739275

He is truly our pathetic little meow meow man...

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40739284

>>40739203
>the hat is upside down on phantom
he is so good at being unintentionally funny

>> No.40739288

>>40739235
Based

>> No.40739289
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40739289

For non burgers, you should know that he did not just eat eight croissants. He ate CANNED croissants.

>> No.40739292

what is he even fucking talking about?

>> No.40739308

>>40739203
Look at that happy and optimistic face...

>> No.40739322

when is he gonna cry live on stream

>> No.40739335

what the fuck is happening, is this a jerma bit ??

>> No.40739341

>>40739292
I have no idea but I love it

>> No.40739345

>>40739203
>pictures taken moments before disaster

>> No.40739346

>>40739077
off topic faggot go try to shove your fujo shit down someone else's throat

>> No.40739348

this nigga is entertaining and he's just venting and bitching his heart out

>> No.40739350

>>40739228
Its a day one subscription, I hope we can fund him better internet desu

>> No.40739355

>>40739289
I thought his description of croissants sounded a bit weird

>> No.40739354

>>40739292
Bro have you ever done DMT?

>> No.40739356

>>40739271
haha what if his debut was prerecorded

>> No.40739358
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40739358

Ugh, what a complete and utter loser... I want to kick and punch him repeatedly and do it harder if he begs me to stop

>> No.40739360

>>40739322
At this rate, tomorrow

>> No.40739361

>>40739292
finally... schizotuber...

>> No.40739367

At this rate, He's never going to get monotized

>> No.40739374

On the bright side this might actually make him the breakout of VG, because people love underdogs.

>> No.40739377

>>40739077
Probably because our guys don't need to rely on pretending to deepthroat each others' cocks to be entertaining? IDK just a thought.

>> No.40739381

>>40739322
he think we should organize bullying him in SC's and get him to cry...he is the resident ryona bait of Tempus

>> No.40739384

Do they need to hit a streaming quota for the monetization stream? Can he get fucked somehow?

>> No.40739386

Will the twitterspace be saved this time? I just got in.

>> No.40739387
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What

>> No.40739388

>>40739289
I miss eating the biscuits

>> No.40739390

>>40739289
I can only think of him funneling tepid raw puff pastry down his throat

>> No.40739400

>>40739292
basically PC = Alien technology

>> No.40739406

>>40739069
i sometimes get the urge to eat two medium pizzas and i'm pretty lean, decently athletic, rock climbing and all that jazz

>> No.40739418

>>40738484

all the myths were extremely scuffed on debut with like 40 dollar mics, it was a simpler time

>> No.40739419

>>40739356
The collab was live though

>> No.40739423

>>40739384
lol nah, as long as its eventually met

>> No.40739428

>>40739322
When he goes to bed and forgets to end this twitter space

>> No.40739433

Poor dude has been so stressed...

>> No.40739436
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40739436

/mans/ deepthroating bait when kino is happening never change bros

>> No.40739438

>>40739406
you should give in to your urges

>> No.40739443

>my computer is gonna catch fire
oh god no

>> No.40739449

>>40739077
the only yumefujos allowed are tempus and the occasional stars yumefujos, get out

>> No.40739450

>>40739367
his debut is almost an hour long and has more than 4000 views, so he's fine on that front not to mention subcount

>> No.40739453

episode 3 let's goooooooooooooooo

>> No.40739455 [DELETED] 

HE'S GOING SCHIZO BROS

>> No.40739467

>>40739069
I inhale a ton of food when I'm stressed and I'm 109lbs

>> No.40739473

Fuck cooking simulator

>> No.40739477

KEK

>> No.40739479

I CAN FIX HIM

>> No.40739481
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>>40739235
Cooking for magni!! Giving him dietary correction!

>> No.40739488

COOKING SIMULATOR WEEK

LETS GOOOOOOO

>> No.40739490

>Cover actually hired a VSpacer

>> No.40739491

>>40738765
Luck so high it underflows

>> No.40739495

>his mama is watching him rant
aww that's cute

>> No.40739498

>is it cursed
it is

>> No.40739501

HE'S DONE
IT'S OVER

>> No.40739510

HE'S GONNA HANG HIMSELF AIEEEEE

>> No.40739513

>>40739384
I think youtube is similar to twitch in needing a certain amount of hours/views, he can make up the hours

>> No.40739511

Holy fuck he became the Joker
WITHIN DAYS

>> No.40739520

>>40739423
But I mean, they're getting monetized this next weekend, I wonder if that will influence somehow.

>> No.40739522

>>40739077
nobody gives a fuck about your fujobaiting faggots here, sorry sis

>> No.40739524

I just got here and im listening toa gay sounding voice go full schizo on twitter and couldn't be happier what the fuck is going on

>> No.40739539

he's jinxing himself

>> No.40739542

He's losing it

>> No.40739552

He broke

>> No.40739556

>>40738765
My idea is that this applies only to battles in Elysium. He can dodge bullets in a complete daze and accidentally kill dragons, but it's at the cost of the rest of his life sucking.

>> No.40739557

Is he crying?

>> No.40739559

>>40739438
oh i do

>> No.40739561

>shinri streams twice in one day
>bettel can't stream
>machi streams twice in one day
>bettel can't stream
OMEGA

>> No.40739562

HE IS A BROKEN MAN

>> No.40739563

his lisp is so cute holy shit

>> No.40739565

The menhera is taking over... It's over for him...

>> No.40739568

>>40739436
Shhh quiet funny menhera man is still talking

>> No.40739578

>I'm done with good intentions...
FUCK BROS IS THIS PART OF THE LORE WHERE SOME KIND OF VILLAIN GUILD WILL FORM?

>> No.40739582

is he ogey?

>> No.40739588
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>> No.40739589

He's just like me

>> No.40739593

Sisters we lost him

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when i go outside... introduce me as Bettel

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40739603

We are watching a man break down in real time

>> No.40739606

>I CANT EVER DO CONTENT!
this is content baby

>> No.40739607

>>40739582
Absolutely not

>> No.40739615

>>40739561
As above, so below

>> No.40739621

Please don’t kill yourself

>> No.40739622

This must be punishment for doing the collab for over 2 hours...

>> No.40739629

He's gone nuts guys, total Joker phase

>> No.40739639

this is honestly making me love him more. my vanguard oshi

>> No.40739643

this sounds like a villain monologue

>> No.40739646
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40739646

he has the same cute lisp that Nowa has.... i'm falling for yet ANOTHER lazy white haired Tempus boy that doesnt stream...

>> No.40739644

>>40738647
Kek, I hope he steals this joke

>> No.40739652

>>40739593
The fuck are you talking about, this is what I showed up for

>> No.40739651

is this jermas little brother

>> No.40739656

>>40739582
Is society?

>> No.40739665

Hes so pathetic

>> No.40739666

how come you stream for a living, try to imitate bits from others and still be a fucking jobber?
also
>zoomers reacting to a jerma copy
we are full of nijiniggers, huh?

>> No.40739670

He's just anime boy Jerma

>> No.40739676

He's my favourite and he's not even streamed yet.
Godspeed, clownman.

>> No.40739688

>>40739578
>Tempus HQ and VG minus Bettel stream on youtube
>The villain group streams on twitter live and twitch
At last
Kino

>> No.40739694

>>40739069
>The only people that eat entire frozen pizzas are lardos, fatsos, land whales,
>frozen pizzas
Whew, thankfully I only eat whole pizzas from the local pizza shop and not that frozen shit.

>> No.40739695

>>40739646
kek

>> No.40739700

he just repeated zatsudan the same way like 6 times whAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.40739717

>>40739578
OHHHHHH

>> No.40739716

I feel bad for his Mama.

>> No.40739720

jerma is intentional. god simply hates this mane

>> No.40739732

Taking a 15 break before going back to my work. What'd I miss?

>> No.40739733

>>40739700
He's living the definition of insanity

>> No.40739734

He's going full schizo

>> No.40739740

bros i can fix him dont worry

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>> No.40739757

:(
This is making me sad....

>> No.40739770

his fucking mic peaking is so funny

>> No.40739771

I hope to God Cover doesn't fire this man, he's really trying but Jesus Chirst

>> No.40739772

>>40739732
A mental breakdown

>> No.40739778

THIS WILL BE THE BEST BIT IN VTUBING KEK

>> No.40739779

bros i can't fix him

>> No.40739786

hey guys tourist here why did the new guy private his vods two days in a row?

>> No.40739789

>>40739732
cock yab as soon as the bettel stream started so he's doing an apology on twitter rn

>> No.40739798

i really hope COVER doesn't drop him. japs have the highest expectations ever.

>> No.40739802

>Gaslighting himself

>> No.40739803

HE'S /HERE/

>> No.40739810

I don’t think he’s ever gonna stream, bros

>> No.40739815

Nothing happend the 10th of january of 2023 :)

>> No.40739816

>>40739786
he uh
he's just um

>> No.40739817

>gavis commits a mass shooting

>> No.40739821
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>> No.40739824
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>ITT WE PRETEND WE ARE LIVEPOSTING BETTEL'S STREAM

>> No.40739826

Is this a first schizotuber of big corpo world?

>> No.40739827

I'd be sweating bullets if I were his manager. Listening to this.

>> No.40739831

OH NO HE'S /HERE/

>> No.40739834

>>40739786
His gameplay was too good, it made the other Tempuss boys feel bad

>> No.40739836

>>40739786
-fills you up with my hot, steamy loads of semen-

>> No.40739844

>>40739771
Why would they terminate a contract over bad internet?

>> No.40739850

>>40739786
diagnosed as clinically insane

>> No.40739853

He's ACTUALLY sweating bullets

>> No.40739859

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40739857

>>40739786
What you mean? I just watched it.

>> No.40739860

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40739863

UHOH BROS HE'S/HERE/

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>>40739786
I had hot hardcore anal sex with him live

>> No.40739871

This just makes me want a frozen pizza

>> No.40739875

A fuck up?!?

That's true...

>> No.40739876

Vspacer

>> No.40739879

>A FUCK UP
>THATS TRUE
>I DON'T WANNA BE KNOWN AS THE TWITTERSPACER
damn

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>> No.40739882

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40739884

>>40739821
oh my god

>> No.40739881

I like the ranting but i just CANT handle how he makes the TH sound every time he tries to say the letter S its a gay lisp BEYOND a gay lisp

>> No.40739883

>>40739821
KEK

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40739891

i really thought it was a bit im sorry babygurl

>> No.40739896

>>40739824
>THE TOMATOES

>> No.40739901

where is the fujoposting?

>> No.40739903

>>40739786
he's inventing a new form of vtubing

>> No.40739907

Gavis Bettel, VSpacer.

>> No.40739909

>>40739821
fucking kek

>> No.40739914

>>40739821
kek

>> No.40739913

his isp is the real clown

>> No.40739916

>>40739786
his dad rape him on stream
he's crying about right now on twitter

>> No.40739924

He's taking Omegas job... He will be the next Vspacer...

>> No.40739931
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40739931

>>40739077
>These replies
This kills the tribalist sister.

>> No.40739932

i might be the only person watching leader in this thread, but im surprised by how he has streamed. he seemed in a bad mood to start but picked it up from then. sasuga leader!

>> No.40739939

KEK

>> No.40739941

HE'S HERE?

>> No.40739947
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>>40739863
Huh? What did he say?

>> No.40739949

>>40739876
wtf he just said this is he /here/?

>> No.40739958

Wait did he try to make a new stream

>> No.40739965

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40739964

>>40739844
Hakka, take this man to the net cafe for the love of God

>> No.40739974

>>40739834
ok thanks
>>40739836
>>40739873
fuck off fujos, this is why I don't come here

>> No.40739977

Hakka is such a good boy, he pinned Bettel's twitter space.

>> No.40739981

>>40739901
Be patient, he'll get sodomized by the fujos and the yumes later.

>> No.40739985

>>40739913
WHY DO I KEEP READING THIS AS INSANE CLOWN POSSE GOD DAMN IT

>> No.40739989

>I WOKE UP
HES ME FRFR

>> No.40739995

Talk about tomatoes

>> No.40739997

HES BURNING
BURNING OUT

>> No.40740000

>>40739881
it makes him more attractive

>> No.40740001

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40740010

HE'S BURNING OUT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.40740021

>>40739974
good lmao

>> No.40740026

>>40739821
THIS FUCKING CLOWN OF A MAN!!!

>> No.40740027

Talk about hot pockets

>> No.40740032

Do you want to save this sad, broken Jester?

>> No.40740036
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40740036

>vspacer
He better show respect to the original trendsetter

>> No.40740037

Does Hakka know his pre chat is full of refugees right now

>> No.40740044

>I'M BURNING HERE

NOT EVEN AN HOUR AND HE'S NOT EVEN STREAMING AIIIEEEEE

>> No.40740051

>>40739821
KEK

>> No.40740059

why a cow

>> No.40740065

>Computer in Flames
How? did he OC it with stock cooler?
Did he buy one of those faulty AMD GPUs?
Did he not plug his 4090 all the way in?

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>>40739974

>> No.40740073

>>40739974
didn't think that the fujostrat actually worked

>> No.40740082

>>40739821
It's funny, but it makes me feel bad. God, someone, please help this man and his weird dog.

>> No.40740085
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>> No.40740086

>>40739821
Although this could be God's way of telling him to be a Zatsu streamer.

>> No.40740088

>>40740037
He is enabling it.
He supports his jester in need.

>> No.40740091

>>40740037
>pinned the space
gee anon I dunno

>> No.40740092

>>40740037
Yeah he pinned the twitter space

>> No.40740095

>>40740037
Yeah, he pinned the Twitter space, I love it

>> No.40740099

>>40740037
He is 100% aware

>> No.40740102

Did his other space get recorded?

>> No.40740110

Ahhh jeez
I honestly can't tell if this is "Kronii-joker" or he is ACTUALLY going to just...collapse on us...

>> No.40740112
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40740112

Male audience doko?

>> No.40740116

>>40740037
he pinned bettels twitter so probably

>> No.40740121

i understand he's having a literal panic attack but this could also go down as one of the best jerma bits of all time

>> No.40740124
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>>40739947
>Bettel: People probably think I'm doing this on purpose, a bit, like I'm pulling a fast one. Trust me, I'm not. I'm covered in sweat right now.

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>>40739974
weak

>> No.40740128

>>40740073
it works a lot more than anons like to admit kek

>> No.40740141

>>40740112
>blocked
what the FUCK did they DO

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>>40740112
STOP FUCKING DOXXING ME

>> No.40740143

>>40740102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkMp8BnaVzE

>> No.40740147

Betty if you’re here talk about part 7

>> No.40740150

>>40739826
Twap...

>> No.40740156

>>40740112
>blocked
?

>> No.40740164
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40740164

Literally Bettel

>> No.40740170

>>40739947
He said that he's certain someone out there thinks this whole thing is a bit

>> No.40740175

>>40740112
Too busy having sex with each other

>> No.40740179

>>40740141
Have a niji profile pic, I say based

>> No.40740192

>>40740112
fem-betellions look like THAT???

>> No.40740194

>>40740073
it’s what keeps the ecosystem in equilibrium

>> No.40740198

where the hell is he reading comments from

>> No.40740212

>>40740142
Anon… Your opsec reps…

>> No.40740213

>>40740175
TOT

>> No.40740222

>>40740112
LMAO WHY DID YOU BLOCK THEM

>> No.40740228

>>40740112
Do you just block every Nijisanji viewer on sight? lol

>> No.40740227

Bettel please tell us why you love Cows

>> No.40740231

>>40740198
Hakka's waiting room

>> No.40740233
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>>40740112
>blocked

>> No.40740236

The fuck was that noise?

>> No.40740234
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>>40740112
this you?

>> No.40740238

>>40740198
Hakka's prechat

>> No.40740243
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40740243

Jester is really laying everything bare. I worry for him to almost concernfag levels and I'm freaking out. Bettel, daijoubu?

>> No.40740245

>>40739821
STOP STOOOOOOP
HE'S ALREADY DEAD

>> No.40740247

>>40740198
Hakka's prechat

>> No.40740251

HE'S A METALHEAD HOLY

>> No.40740253

>another metalhead
LETS FUCKING GOO!!!!

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>>40739974
Straightest man in /MANS/ here, don't take their comments seriously. It's their way of having fun.

>> No.40740256

>bettel the metalhead
BASED

>> No.40740258

>>40740198
Hakkas prechat

>> No.40740262

>>40739932
Not so fast sister. I don’t leave my bro.

>> No.40740264

>>40740198
Hakka's prechat

>> No.40740271

The sound he made, my fucking sides... I almost choked.

>> No.40740273

>>40740228
Do you not?

>> No.40740283

>>40740128
Tourists, catalogscum and nijiposters are huge sluts demanding rape. I simply provide

>> No.40740285

>>40740164
He even had bombs, how the fuck we didn't see it before?

>> No.40740289

>melodeath mention
HOLY BASED

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>>40740032
Yes. I'll give him affection and tell him his mistakes aren't what define him. I'll provide him with nutritious food and help him maintain a healthy sleep schedule. I will listen to his rambles and support him on his endeavors. I will love him unconditionally. I will fix him...

>> No.40740302

>>40740256
you could say he's a bettelhead

>> No.40740310

I didn't really follow him. Was he like this on twitch?

>> No.40740308

>>40740234
Yeah, that's him
>Just checked Twitter, I'm also listed second on the Space from my POV

>> No.40740314

Im mad now that its bettalion instead of bettelheads

>> No.40740318

Thats it, Im a Bettelhead now.

>> No.40740320

>>40740302
/HERE/

>> No.40740328

>>40740302
OH FUCK

>> No.40740332
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he's so cute and pathetic...

>> No.40740336

>>40739932
maybe because people are watching and not threadreading?

>> No.40740339

>>40740112
anon your opsec...

>> No.40740341

>>40740273
I'm not autistic or a tribalfag.

>> No.40740346

of course the clown likes milk vomit flavor...

i love you bettel but please

>> No.40740357

'a candy called Milk Duds... MMMMMMMMMM'
lmao

>> No.40740366

>>40740302
WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST SAID IT
HE'S FUCKING HERE

>> No.40740375

HE'S WAS JUST A LITTLE GUY

>> No.40740376

>>40740112
Retard

>> No.40740380

>>40740302
HOLY SHIT

>> No.40740387
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Okay you know the rules Bettel, you have to stream Kung Pow now

>> No.40740399

>>40740341
What's wrong with being a tribalfag?
Name 1 (one) good Nijimale.

>> No.40740402

>>40740112
>blocked
lmao

>> No.40740407

I bet he pulled his tooth out eating them

>> No.40740414

>>40740234
anon doxxes themselves

>> No.40740423

Bettel, try starting your stream again instead of giving up too early

>> No.40740436

Bettelheads are the new magmites...

>> No.40740442

SOMEONE GO TO HAKKA'S PRECHAT AND OPEN THE SPREADSHEET
someone's breaking containment there

>> No.40740448

Milk duds fucking suck. He can have em if he wants

>> No.40740451

>blood
OH FUCK

>> No.40740462

>>40740302
>>40740320
>>40740328
>>40740366
you guys are retarded, like 30+ people in the youtube chat said it before this, he's clearly reading everything from there

>> No.40740468

>>40740234
sister....

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>> No.40740474

>>40740423
this is more fun honestly

>> No.40740477

>>40740399
>encouraging them to talk more about off-topic shit
you're just as bad as them, retard

>> No.40740482

>>40740407
ding ding ding

>> No.40740487

>>40740407
Ouch.

>> No.40740489

bros im starting to worry about him what the fuck is he even talking about

>> No.40740490

what the fuck bettel

>> No.40740491

>>40740407
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

>> No.40740494

THIS MAN CANT CATCH A BREAK

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HUH

>> No.40740506

>>40740442
I only do it for Altare's streams.

>> No.40740510

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.40740515

>it's kind of like eating plastic explosives
>kind of like eating cement

what

>> No.40740519

the clown with bad dental...

>> No.40740528

Did he pull out a crown on a milkdud?

>> No.40740526

A milkdud pulled out his tooth? Just how bad are his teeth?

>> No.40740524

>>40740477
That's what I thought. Dumb Nijinigger.

>> No.40740529
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40740529

this fucking jobber even ryona'd himself...

>> No.40740530

MY NIPPLES LOOK LIKE MILK DUDS

>> No.40740532

How the fuck did he job to a milkdud

>> No.40740533

>>40740407
BETTEL IS THAT YOU

>> No.40740542

>PULLED OUT HIS TEETH
my god THIS GUY HAD BAD LUCK, IN CHILDHOOD
>that wasn't worst story i got
my god

>> No.40740544

>>40740506
based.

>> No.40740547

>kind of like eating plastic explosives
Bettle, uuuuuh

>> No.40740553

>>40740112
>Floridian

>> No.40740550

>>40740407
AAIAIIEEEE BETTELS /HERE/

>> No.40740554

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN SAYING

>> No.40740561

>>40740407
hahahahhahahahaaaahahahaha

>> No.40740564
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40740564

This entire space is just cringe incarnate but unlike a mori stream i am somehow having a good time

>> No.40740567

>>40740526
Maybe it was when he was a kid with milk teeth?

>> No.40740572

>>40740491
nta but I lost a tooth to a caramel apple as a kid

>> No.40740576

>>40740407
tbf, I feel like I'm going to pull out my teeth every time I eat those stick taffy like candies

>> No.40740579

Pulling out fillings is not uncommon, but teeth...

>> No.40740580

>>40740526
As a kid, it was a baby tooth

>> No.40740584

>>40740112
>imagine being logged in while listening to a space
i hope that's not a personal account zomrade

>> No.40740587

>>40740526
He was a child when that happened

>> No.40740589

This clown, jesus christ

>> No.40740592

>>40740526
>>40740528
Kid teethe loosen up when they are about to fall out

>> No.40740601

>>40740407
STOP POSTING HERE WHILE STREAMING

>> No.40740606
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40740606

I can save him

>> No.40740614

this man dreamt of eating sweet balls...

>> No.40740638

Bettel makes /MANS/ move fast like Vesper's crazy zatsus do....the two whores that NEVER stream and only do spaces...

>> No.40740639

so him having max luck stat is a bit like Nagito being the ultimate lucky student, got it

>> No.40740651

>>40740580
>>40740567
I dunno man, I was a kid and I'm sure I ate my share of Milkduds same as every other kid in America and I never lost a tooth. Have you guys ever heard of Milkduds being a dental hazard to anyone?

>> No.40740655
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>> No.40740654

He sound so happy talking about candy...

>> No.40740656
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40740656

>Bettel right now

>> No.40740660

>choked on a warhead
shit man

>> No.40740664

>>40740564
>a fucking deadbeat

>> No.40740666
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>>40740524
?

>> No.40740674

HOW IS THIS MAN ALIVE??????

>> No.40740677

he ate some jesticles

>> No.40740683

Chokable Candy Tier List let's goooooo

>> No.40740693

This guy has max luck right?
Right?

>> No.40740696

What if he makes a stream rating best candies to choke on?

>> No.40740701

so he chokes easily??

>> No.40740715
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40740715

I love him

>> No.40740716

>>40740674
It's funnier this way
t. Matsuri

>> No.40740720

>>40740693
He's literally a Komaeda

>> No.40740721

>>40740701
oooh

>> No.40740722

this is somehow gayer that flay's stream im impressed

>> No.40740724

>>40740564
>man does thing
>better than woman doing thing
classic

>> No.40740725

>>40740601
>STREAMING

>> No.40740729

>>40740683
>Choked on
>Haven't choked on
>Everything is in the choked on tier

>> No.40740732

based Werthers boomer

>> No.40740735

>>40740696
KINOOO

>> No.40740740
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>>40740693
He's got max luck. Just not the kind of luck he wants.

>> No.40740743

>>40740701
what ive gotten from this stream is that he chokes easily, uses teeth, and likes sweet balls..

>> No.40740744

He is a fucking cartoon character that somehow crossed into the real world, who crossed back into anime land.

>> No.40740745

>that sad giggle

>> No.40740747
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40740747

I have not eaten candy since I was a kid. So every time I DO I instantly get taken back to nostalgia fever dreamland the instant I eat candy.

>> No.40740748

>>40740234
nah I think they scrolled down, if it was them they're be right next to bettel from their perspective.

>> No.40740755

This guy is an unholy cross between Magni clown skills and Vesper talk skills. Not quite the level of each of them but I like it.

>> No.40740763

>>40740674
Maybe that's what the high LCK means...

>> No.40740765

I’m convinced bettel is a social experiment done by cover

>> No.40740771

https://twitter.com/Girl_Dm_/status/1613003661776654337

Bettel bullying

>> No.40740779
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40740779

>>40740701
Terrible dicksucking game confirmed, will never become Magni

>> No.40740782

He's fucking losing it.

>> No.40740784

PERSONALITY TEST: WHAT THE CANDY YOU CHOKE ON SAYS ABOUT YOU

>> No.40740785

>>40740693
He simultaneously has 0 luck and MAX luck
0 luck because everything has gone wrong
MAX because despite this he's still alive

>> No.40740789

HE'S CRYING

>> No.40740790

FIRST SERIAL KILLER VTUBER

>> No.40740797

He's so pathetic.... KEK

>> No.40740802

Jesus, he's crying...

>> No.40740801

:(

>> No.40740804

He's hanging himself tonight... He's laughing and crying right now

>> No.40740805

HE'S BROKEN

>> No.40740808

>>40740771
KEK

>> No.40740809

HE'S GOING SCHIZOOO

>> No.40740810

HE IS LAUGHING AND CRYING

>> No.40740811
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40740811

what the fuck is going on

>> No.40740816

he's cry laughing...my dick...

>> No.40740815

>>40740693
I think he have max luck with the ladies here in /mans/.

>> No.40740819

He's crying...

>> No.40740821

HES CRYING FR

>> No.40740827

HE'S LOSING IT
KEK

>> No.40740830

CRYING ON STREAM IKZ

>> No.40740833
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40740833

I-IS HE OKAY?

>> No.40740834
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40740834

>chokes easily
>crying

>> No.40740839

We are listening to the Joker doing a Twitter space right now, lads

>> No.40740840

SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE HIM

>> No.40740843

christ this really is just jerma's unhinged little brother

>> No.40740856

Bank lollipops are the best

>> No.40740857

>>40740833
He's very much NOT okay. He needs a fucking hug.

>> No.40740858

HE'S REALLY BECOMING THE JOKER.

>> No.40740860

oh my god

>> No.40740862

He's gonna be a lot of fun, this man

>> No.40740866

HE BROKE KAYFABE

>> No.40740877

>>40740771
OOF

>> No.40740882

>>40740725
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> No.40740884

>>40740234
>Cia
GLOWNIGGER

>> No.40740886
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>>40740779
At least Magni will have that left for him

>> No.40740890

DUM DUM LOLIPOPS GOAT

>> No.40740899

He ate Plato??

>> No.40740897

what the FUCK

>> No.40740896

My man is going thru his own killing joke

>> No.40740904

#BettelThanNothing should be his space tag or some shit lmao

>> No.40740906

what's wrong with this guy

>> No.40740909

YOU WHAT

>> No.40740915

KEK

>> No.40740917

KEK

>> No.40740918

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.40740920

oh my fucking god

>> No.40740924

>>40740771
KEK

>> No.40740925

Somebody stop this stream and hug this poor man

>> No.40740926

how is he still alive

>> No.40740928
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40740928

he's such a dumbass so cute and pathetic

>> No.40740929

This is the ramblings of a gay man who has gone mad from Syphilis and I am here for it

>> No.40740940
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40740940

wha
WHAT??????????????????

>> No.40740939

EVEN SHINRI'S FLABBERGHASTED KEK

>> No.40740945
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>> No.40740958
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40740958

Holy shit this is Vesper's level of Kino, I didn't know it was fucking POSSIBLE.

>>40740840
NOBODY CAN'T AT THIS POINT
NOBODY

>> No.40740960

>Shove playdo in his ears until it's harden.
Jesus this fucking clown

>> No.40740962
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40740962

he's not ogey

>> No.40740970

Can someone type this out for me? I can't hear with all this play-dough in my ears

>> No.40740978

This mans brain is made of playdoh

>> No.40740976

> Andrew Tate pizza reference by leader

>> No.40740977

>>40740771
God, I love this witty girl.

>> No.40740985

ITS ONLY BEEN 4 DAYS BRO, CHILL BETTEL CHILLLLL

>> No.40740987
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40740987

...

>> No.40741007

>>40740771
I hate so much how good this is

>> No.40741009
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>> No.40741016

>Last week
Ok this is a bit now

>> No.40741023
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40741023

He's like Homer Simpson

>> No.40741029
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40741029

Bettel tomorrow.

>> No.40741042

>travis bickle
>gavis bettel
coincidence?

>> No.40741046

I'm actually fucking crying and hyperventilating laughing holy fucking shit

>> No.40741049

>>40740771
KEK

>> No.40741050

the playdough made him insane

>> No.40741059

This man says he wants to do drinking streams right?
Oh man

>> No.40741070
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40741070

Ganbatte Bettel, don't give up.

>> No.40741069

dyrbi?

>> No.40741078

>>40741059
when will we do a playdough eating stream

>> No.40741084

Is Bettel lucky or unlucky to be alive today?

>> No.40741086

BURNOUTTTTT MOOOOODEEE

>> No.40741089

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA

>> No.40741093

>It was not last week guys
>It was five days ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

>> No.40741102

>>40741069
Believing it makes it funny

>> No.40741104

>>40740399
I think Doppio is cool

>> No.40741116

HE CHANGED IT

>> No.40741119

>>40741059
Oh no

>> No.40741120

>>40740112
Why do you have that one person blocked, anon?

>> No.40741126

>>40741059
I hope he doesn't overdo it

>> No.40741129

I love you Bettel so much. Holy shit.

>> No.40741147

>5 days ago
>10 minutes AGAIN
>Gavinchii?

>DAAAAMN IT


HE IS TOO PERFECT

>> No.40741156

tell me someone is archiving this and also has the link for archiving spaces

>> No.40741191

god he's so retarded i love him already

>> No.40741190

>>40741093
What was this about? I kinda tuned out

>> No.40741196

God hates this man, but he also wants him to be a twitter space Zatsu legend.

>> No.40741219

i need to draw shota bettel shoving playdough up his ears

>> No.40741224

>>40741059
Drinking and handcams. he's going to fucking die.

>> No.40741229
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40741229

I love you

>> No.40741234

>>40741190
Shoving playdoh in his ears

>> No.40741236

>>40741190
The shoving playdo into his ears

>> No.40741240

He deeply appreciates US!

>> No.40741247

>>40741196
God gives his biggest stages for his funniest clowns

>> No.40741262

Im finding bettel to be very enjoyable to listen to, I hope that he gets his shit sorted. I never membered the OG's but I am seriously considering membering gavis

>> No.40741279
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40741279

he’s perfect

>> No.40741292
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40741292

KEK

>> No.40741308

BRO YOUR SPAGHETTI... IT'S ALREADY ALL OVER THE FLOOR PLEASE BRO STOP...

>> No.40741310

>I'm really sane, I promise you
Things normal people say

>> No.40741319

I wonder what will be scarier
The ghosts in his phasmo stream tomorrow, or the contents of the twitter space when the stream inevitably doesn't work

>> No.40741325

>>40741292
perfect

>> No.40741329

>>40741292
So are we now looking for the ninth member of Tempus?

>> No.40741334

>>40741292
NINTH MEMBER

>> No.40741337

>>40741292
Based Wife_dm

>> No.40741342

bring out the toy gun and start shooting. Do it bettel

>> No.40741343
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40741343

>>40741292
amazing

>> No.40741358

oh my god he’s so pathetic and bullyable

>> No.40741359

>>40741292
I love her

>> No.40741366

>>40741319
he is going to kill himself live tmrw if it doesn't work

>> No.40741368

Oh no, he's cursing Hakka

>> No.40741370
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40741370

he's giving me the same zatsu vibes as Vesper once he started becoming more unhinged. absolutely love it.. he's perfect

>> No.40741376

>>40741329
Aye she’s green atleast

>> No.40741382

Oh no he is transferring the curse to Hakka

>> No.40741381

>>40741292
That's actually good kek

>> No.40741387

>>40741292
she's alright kek

>> No.40741390

>>40741308
No, never stop, I want to see exactly how much spaghetti he could drop onto the floor.

>> No.40741403

>If i drop i will end it all
Jesus Hakka chill

>> No.40741406

Jesas that almost sounded like a curse on Hakka

>> No.40741411

>>40741292
I love that girl

>> No.40741424

>>40740904
Hey, lookie
>>40741292

>> No.40741428
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40741428

I didn't watch the last stream so what happened to bettle last time that is making him loose his shit today, guessing from context clues the last stream didn't work????

>> No.40741434

>>40741366
Jesticles save your stupid oshi

>> No.40741441

>>40741390
At this point he's digging the spaghetti further into the ground.

>> No.40741467

wait. does this mean his monitization stream will be delayed? his pity money....

>> No.40741476

>>40741292
Clever girl

>> No.40741487

Imagine an Bettel/Vesper drinking offcollab

>> No.40741506

>>40741467
I never sent an aka supa before. But this guy makes me want to out of pity.

>> No.40741510

Guys....... tell me you know this whole tech issue thing is obviously a bit, and you're just playing along?

>> No.40741514

his slight lisp is very very cute

>> No.40741516

>>40741467
Nah, he'll be fine.
Even if not, he can just stream twice instead of his planned once a day.

>> No.40741518

>>40741487
That WILL end in a double suicide

>> No.40741521

>>40741487
INSTANT graduation.

>> No.40741523

>>40741487
God that would be depressing

>> No.40741544

>>40741487
Who will say nigger first?

>> No.40741549

>>40741487
Regarding the activies of affiliated talents Vesper Noir and Gavis Bettel...

>> No.40741553

>>40741487
THE FINAL YAB

>> No.40741567

Don't worry. This is the best content ever.

>> No.40741566
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>>40741428
he's copying jerma way too hard even jewtube kills his streams

>> No.40741568

>>40741428
Internet shit the bed and made a Twitter space where he spent 20 minutes muted while crunchy clown music played ominously for 4k people.

>> No.40741569

Bettle Pillman's got the gun

>> No.40741574

>>40740904
>>40741292

>> No.40741578
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40741578

Is this man actually crying

>> No.40741584

>>40741510
I would have believed this around 20 minutes ago, but his sniffling makes me think otherwise.

>> No.40741588

>>40741428
The exact same thing, but 20 minutes of distorted elevator music while he was muted.

>> No.40741589

>>40741510
i don't think someone can be this pathetic on purpose

>> No.40741590
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40741590

>hire a new streamer
>no delivery

>> No.40741600

Is his internet cutting out, or is it the game?

>> No.40741602

>>40741510
I feel like he would have preferred a zatsu on his channel rather than on twitter

>> No.40741605

>>40741544
At this rate Bettel lmao

>> No.40741617

>>40741487
The ultimate yab of holopro that will graduate ALL talents.

>> No.40741623

If Nowa isn't too drunk, maybe he can contact him for IT help.

>> No.40741634

>>40741590
He is our gura

>> No.40741635
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i had to get this out of my system heres my yumejoshi art

>> No.40741642

>>40741487
The stream will suddenly cut off before even 10 minutes have passed and we'll get the suspension notification from the hololive account.

>> No.40741639

>>40741510
Anon, he's literally on the verge of crying...

>> No.40741647

BETTEL LUCK NEXT TIME

>> No.40741660

>>40741487
suicide threats until they say fuck it and blow their brains out with shotguns they purchased for a bit

>> No.40741659

Bettel luck next time clown

>> No.40741661

LMAOOOOO

>> No.40741667

kek

>> No.40741673

>>40741635
Cute!

>> No.40741685

HE'S STILL GOING

>> No.40741686

ok now it's a bit lol

>> No.40741689

KEK

>> No.40741691

HAHAHAHAHAH HE CANT END IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.40741693

HE CAN'T END IT KEK

>> No.40741696

>>40741635
amazing

>> No.40741699

>how do i turn this off
BRO...

>> No.40741700

HE CAN'T EVEN END THE TWITTER SPACE PROPERLY, THIS MAN IS A BIT

>> No.40741701

Fucking kino

>> No.40741705

Jan 8th 11pm: Streams Ultimate Chicken Horse
Jan 9th 9pm: Stream fucks up

What the fuck did he do in that 22 hour period?

>> No.40741707

>how do i turn this off
ah fuck man
He really do be like that

>> No.40741712

>>40741635
u understand me sister...

>> No.40741719

>>40741634
>Gura doing twitter spaces
If only we could be so lucky

>> No.40741721

Please tell me that someone saved it. I missed the beginning.

>> No.40741723

>cant figure out how to turn off the twitter space
oh my god i love him so much

>> No.40741725

>>40741635
accurate bettel

>> No.40741729

>>40741635
cute lol

>> No.40741732

i blame fruit

>> No.40741735

>>40741635
I love you! Chu~

>> No.40741738

bettel is now my new oshi

>> No.40741742

>>40741635
Violently based.

>>40741487
Holy shit the yab potential would fuel these threads for generations.

>> No.40741751

Vesper should do a therapy stream with Better

>> No.40741753
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40741753

>jobbing the ending

>> No.40741756

He should just make guerillas at this point or he'll be the last one to monetization

>> No.40741762

>>40741635
perfect

>> No.40741764

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40741777
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40741777

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40741782
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40741782

a zatsu collab between him and Nowa would probably break /MANS/

>> No.40741781
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40741781

RATE THE TWITTER

>> No.40741783

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.40741785

>>40741635
please save him sisters, i need his kino streams in my life

>> No.40741789

MY #1 FAVORITE VSPACER

>> No.40741791

His luck stat was definitely low until he put on the clown mask, I cant believe how perfect he is for that pathetic jester role

>> No.40741795

This man truly is the entire circus holy shit

>> No.40741796
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>>40741705
2 hours stream

>> No.40741804

Okay Bettel is my favorite from VG now

>> No.40741807
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>>40741635
I feel awful for finding his whole situation hilarious.

>> No.40741808

>>40741777
SCHIZOCHUUBA/10

>> No.40741810

>>40741777
Betteleful/10

>> No.40741818

>>40741751
Would be a good sequel.

>> No.40741820

>>40741635
TSKR

>> No.40741827

>>40741777
most kino chuuba

>> No.40741828

>>40741764
>>40741777
>>40741781
he's finally lost it/10

>> No.40741829

>>40741782
I hope it happens some day

>> No.40741830

>>40741777
>>40741781
>>40741764
Pathetically perfect

>> No.40741847

>>40741487
Chose your paradigm constructive interference or minus times minus gives plus.

>> No.40741861

He's probably going to go off and eat a depression pizza. Poor guy.

>> No.40741866

>>40741777
GAVIS BETTEL, MY VSPACER OSHI/10

>> No.40741873

None of Bettels luck goes to himself, it just goes to other people like the 1view indie he accidentally boosted with the art tag shit

>> No.40741875

>>40741751
They could make a whole series out of that

>> No.40741882

>>40741777
Kino on par with HQ/10

>> No.40741886

>>40741777
so glad to have kino back on the menu/10

>> No.40741888
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40741888

>>40741467
>download the twitterspace archive
>edit it into a 20 minutes videos with illustrative images
>post as a vlog

>> No.40741890

>>40741782
I mean Nowa has to interview the new boys eventually

>> No.40741896

He's honestly taking it well.
I would be in actual tears.

>> No.40741902

>>40741777
the most pathetic man in existence/10

>> No.40741905

>>40741635
This is perfect, next time I'm on a date I'm just going to weep openly.

>> No.40741908

Oh fuck, Hakka might be a deciple of Magmo, he is copying the bit

>> No.40741910

>>40741635
Me on the left

>> No.40741913

He's in a dream where wishes he could scream louder, but no one can hear him/10

>> No.40741915

Comedy genious

>> No.40741917

>>40741764
>>40741777
FREE THIS CLOWN ISP/10

>> No.40741923

>>40741777
Love this fuking clussy

>> No.40741930

>>40741635
This poor poor man...Yet lucky as fuck yumesis.

>> No.40741932

i cant wait for tmrws twitter space where he tells us he binged on pizza and cake in his bed

>> No.40741937

>>40741896
Brother he was crying.

>> No.40741942

Is this a twitter theme or Hololive certified music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUDSGJP8t8U

>> No.40741947

>>40741873
I mean, he got into Holostars and he landed the best model, so he's got some luck for sure. It's just that he's got a proportionate amount of horrifically bad luck as well.

>> No.40741954

>>40741896
Anon he laughed while crying

>> No.40741958

No Hakka... don't buffer...

>> No.40741961

>>40741829
I'm sure he's going to do interview stream like he did for his genmates

>> No.40741970

>>40741828
"lost it" implies he had it at some point.

>> No.40741972

Heyyy why can't I search for the latest stuff in twitter when I search on a hashtag? Does it only appear if you have an account now?

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>>40741487

>> No.40741987

>MAGNETOS
Huh?

>> No.40741995

>>40741942
this is now /MANS/ official theme song
and i'm not too sure where the music is from sorry anon

>> No.40741998

>>40741777
Paggliacci/10

>> No.40742000

>Didn't record the twitter space
>again
We found our ultimate Jobber.

>> No.40742003

oh no.
HE HAS FORMED THE MAGNETTOS
The MAGNITE AND HAKKITOS

>> No.40742014

>>40741896
he was crying...

>> No.40742019

CARNALITO ON THE TELLY!!!!!!!

>> No.40742032

I was at work during the debuts and am just finding out about the new homos and their personalities and these two sound fucking unhinged

>> No.40742035
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40742035

God that was a kino Twitter space. Goes to show that unlike the sellout faggots in the other company you don't need to act gay to entertain your audience. Now here's hoping Bettel can sort his shit out because I'm sure he'll be even more entertaining when he can stream without issue.

>> No.40742062

>>40741764
>>40741777
>>40741781
villain origin story in the making/10

>> No.40742064

>>40741510
No, my work computer has fucked me over that badly before. His pain is real.

Even when he's flailing, he's endearing.

>> No.40742077

>>40742032
>these two
Who is the other one?

>> No.40742082
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40742082

I personally find this shit hilarious but I hope he doesn't get in trouble for jobbing this hard.
The least I want is him being suspended or getting bonked really hard for not streaming in his first month which is very important.

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40742087

>>40741932
Makes me get the feeling that Bettel is going to attract a lot of feeder yumes...

>> No.40742100

>>40742032
You have turbotwink, El Hermano, Da Joka baby and BaraVesper

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hermanito on the telly o7

>> No.40742112
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bros i miss axel

>> No.40742125

>>40741764
he is my favorite and he hasn't streamed yet. moe

>> No.40742131
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40742131

Bettel is my new Nowa while Nowa is in his phase where he hates me again

>> No.40742136

RESPECT

>> No.40742144

so many posters, k-kowai . . .

>> No.40742148

>>40742112
He streamed yesterday

>> No.40742150

>>40741987
He 100% was going to say Magmite until last second.

>> No.40742156
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40742156

>first solo stream after debut
>tech issues, can’t go live
>makes a twitterspace after 20 minutes that just plays crunchy hold music
>TALKED TO HIMSELF FOR TWENTY MINUTES ON MUTE
>cut himself off mid sentence
>posted the link to their FUCKING DISCORD instead of his genmates stream on chat
>Tries again the next day
>Gets as far as the intro before EVERYTHING DIES
>Makes another twitter space
>Starts crying and having a mental breakdown
>Talks about childhood stories like how he pulled his teeth out eating Milk Duds
>This is apparently only the tip of the iceberg for his stories
>Doesn't even know how to end it properly

THE PAGLIACHI OF HOLOLIVE PRODUCTIONS ENGLISH

>> No.40742168

>>40742087
>feeder
>not sadist

>> No.40742189

>>40742082
his first monetization stream will be insane and I think redeem the card if he can make it that far

>> No.40742191

Make sure to exorcise the excess carbs outta Bettel too, Hakka

>> No.40742202

>>40742082
why would he get punished, this shit is happening beyond his control

>> No.40742201

R.IP Gavis Bettel, he died for the bit till the end.

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>> No.40742208

>>40742156
this man's life is a comedy

>> No.40742209

>>40742131
I thought Shinri would take Nowa's spot while he's overseas but Bettel is just as unhinged, I'm in danger

>> No.40742216

>>40742082
>Bettel's punishment for not streaming at all is not streaming even more

The comeback stream would probably top even Vesper's

>> No.40742218

>I PROMISE YOU-
>well
>HOPE SO
Hakka is panicked too.

>> No.40742242

>>40742156
i want to marry him

>> No.40742243

MINIJUEGOS

>> No.40742245

>MINIJUEGOS
HOLY SHIT that takes me back

>> No.40742253

My little brother is so cute...

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>>40742131
Not so fast vesties, he's coming back tomorrow!

>> No.40742263

in the handcam cooking stream he is going to set his house on fire making a poppin cooking kit

>> No.40742292

>>40742131
i don’t blame you sister

>> No.40742291
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40742291

>>40742156
>Not even a week in
>Already building a green text
He's just to strong

>> No.40742293

>>40742035
are you guys usually this tribalistic?

>> No.40742299

>>40742209
Shinri is more like Altare than Vesper honestly. Only reason people compare him and Vesper is the boomer/zatsu stuff.
Bettel is like a perfect mix of Vesper and Magni. 2nd oshi material for me aside from Nowa.

>> No.40742302

>>40742168
To me, a feeder is low key the same thing.

>> No.40742306

>>40742156
And here I thought Shinri was going to be the Vesper of VG.

>> No.40742308

AIEEEEEEEEEE STUPID BIRD STAY AWAY FROM THE FOOTFAGS

>> No.40742312

>>40741972
you might need an account if you want to search something specific on twitter
- t. i was forced to make one too

>> No.40742317

i miss him already

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>>40742112
I miss nowa, but he's probably hunting down nip wives over there.
based NTR man

>> No.40742326

>>40742156
You missed the part how he was muted during that 13 sec stream and music was BLASTING loud for himnso he tried to turn it down and endedcthestream accidently

>> No.40742337

>>40742257
He hates us
Kronii was right all along

>> No.40742342
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40742342

Cute!

>> No.40742344

>>40742131
>bettel is the magnoir lovechild
>shinri is the altnowa lovechild
WHY IS VESPER SUCH A WHORE JESUS CHRIST

>> No.40742360

>>40742156
You forgot the part where he accidentally ended the stream & redirected

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>>40742202
I don't want to sound like an asshole, it's not his fault he's having these issues, but he still should fix it, he signed a contract.

>> No.40742371

>>40742263
>Fire alarm screeching in the back ground
>The crackle of his home burning down
>The plip plip of his tears as he sits there crying in stunned silence

>> No.40742373

>>40742293
Just a schizo anon, you are the only one who gave him a (you)

>> No.40742372

>>40742293
>plural

>> No.40742389

So is Bettel going for 3 out of 3 tomorrow?

>> No.40742402

Did anyone archived the space?

>> No.40742405
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>>40742344
he cant stop getting people pregnant!!!!!!! he's raping everyone in holo!!!!

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Hakka exorcizing Bettel's internet reminded me of this

>> No.40742412

>>40742257
Give me a proper time old man, I need to head to bed right now if you stream at 8 PM PST again.

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>>40742323
mom game? 10/10

>> No.40742451

>>40742369
Does a Twitter Space count as a Stream?

>> No.40742455

Theoretically, what if it was all a bit

>> No.40742479

>>40742389
If his stream breaks again tomorrow we will have the first case of a vtuber committing suicide in front of a live audience

>> No.40742481

>>40742389
please don't, he might actually take buckshot to the roof of his mouth

>> No.40742493

what does "pulling a bettel" mean? Twitter spacing instead of streaming?

>> No.40742496

>>40742369
You're not his manager kek, the girls have had their own bumps for much longer. It's bad that it's during his debut week but I'm sure they're working it out behind the scenes.

>> No.40742504

>>40742455
Kino bit

>> No.40742505

>>40742406
Tfw no shrine maiden little sister?

>> No.40742514

>>40742405
>People saying no to the vampire hunk

>> No.40742522

>>40742455
isn't doing bits Vesper's bit?

>> No.40742523

>>40742493
Suicide

>> No.40742529

>i played this when i was 12
fuckin hell he actually IS 21

>> No.40742532

>>40742455
LA CREATIVIDAD!!!

>> No.40742535

>>40742412
I mean JST, not PST. Fuck.

>> No.40742548

>>40742371
>Chat has to scream at him go actually get out of the house while he doesn't move

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>>40742344
Stinky old men just can't stop throwing themselves at anyone who will have them, kimoi~

>> No.40742562

>>40742455
My kness shall descend below the earth

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>>40742455
Vesper got angry at management because they refused to let him commit to the bit. Before debut he made sure to tell Bettel that he MUST commit to the first bit no matter what.

>> No.40742574

>>40742529
Mi hermanito is literally my age

>> No.40742596

>>40742455
my knees would shatter to dust

>> No.40742597

>>40742455
Wait... What if... this whole vtuber thing is a bi

>> No.40742607

>>40742156
please dont forget the play doh story

>> No.40742608

>>40742496
Of course I'm not his manager, you asked why he would get punished and I told you why. If he will or not it's another matter.

>> No.40742622
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>even the fanartists are in on Bettel's misfortune

Clown can't catch a break!

>> No.40742625

>>40742455
genius viral marketing

>> No.40742628

>>40742529
A BABY

>> No.40742632

>>40742412
I doubt even Vesper know what time he will stream tomorrow. He did mention how he doesn't want to overlap with any of the new boys.

>> No.40742644

>>40742558
Hey altventurer you are watching leader's stream right?

>> No.40742662

>>40742323
WAIT MY OSHI. PLEASE DON'T FUCK MIKO

>> No.40742677

>>40742529
Oh damn he is the youngest in tempus then?

>> No.40742678

>>40742455
the existence of Gavis Bettel is just another jerma bit

>> No.40742681

>>40742369
He's already streamed three times though (debut, first collab and ultimate chicken collab), so...?

>> No.40742713

>>40742455
If he comes back with a 4090 beef pc Getting win after win in apex or counterstrike all while talking about how he lied to us all i would kneel hard
double points if the gay voice was also a bit

>> No.40742754

>>40742323
Axel fucks the eldest daughters, Nowa fucks her mom

>> No.40742780

>>40742455
Not to speak the forbidden words but the numbers speak for themselves, in a sense. Right?

>> No.40742795

>>40742681
Oh man his good luck does work, it just gets exhausted really quick and needs time to recharge

>> No.40742802

>As they say in Xenokuni "Te voy a partir la madre"
Is Xenokuni literally Latin Asia?

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>>40742529
>Tfw I'm two years younger
He sounds like a 15 year old wtf, even I'm brown and sound like a adult

>> No.40742810

the whiplash from bettel's twitter space to hakka's stream is too much

>> No.40742846

>>40742326
>>40742360
>>40742607
Noted

>> No.40742865

>>40742802
me*
he was saying how he'll become mush if he jumps out the window.

>> No.40742877

>>40742803
>>40742574
ZOOMERS?????

>> No.40742878

>>40742608
he won't lol
If you think they actually enforce that then you know nothing

>> No.40742890

>>40742156
He truly is the Nene of hololive

>> No.40742893

>>40742810
I actually like it, it's bringing me down from the giggles. Hakka actually has a nice voice when he's chill.

>> No.40742907

>>40742802
Xenokuni is Latam, anon. The Jap culture came from the immigrants.

>> No.40742908

>>40742810
There's a difference between a man barely containing a mental breakdown and a dude who's actually ready to stream you say?

>> No.40742927

>if i do this i'll pull a bettel and die

>> No.40742933

>>40742803
He's Latino, zoomer Latinos sound very young usually. He sounds exactly like any other young spic boy

>> No.40742976

>Magni intentionally streams shit games first week to see if people like him for his personality
>Bettel accidentally does not stream at all first week and people still like him for his personality

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>>40742156
wonder whose greentext post will be the longest by the end of the year.. Shien's Vesper's or Bettel's

>> No.40742996

>>40742802
Outcome of an alternate reality where Europe didn't detour and then obsess over the Americas.

>> No.40743019

>>40742455
I cant wait for anons to spread this shit around like is a fact lol
Like the dumb rrat of managers spamming magging memes on /vt/ as a marketing thing. Hilarious.

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>>40742802
>Elysium = Basically any English speaking country (US, AUS, CAN)
>Xenokuni = Any non English speaking country (JP, MEX)
I cracked the code

>> No.40743051

>>40742878
They also don't enforce the 1 hour limit or the timeslot they need to stream in their first month, btw, it's just a coincidence.

>> No.40743054

>>40742976
When magni just outright admitted that was when magging stopped being a meme and i started watching him

>> No.40743057

>>40742984
shien's is pretty hard to beat but probably bettel's within tempus if his abysmal luck doesn't let up

>> No.40743068

>shut up janitor you don't count
Based

>> No.40743071

>>40743019
Weirder things have happened like interns at Gearbox spamming /v/ to play Borderlands.

>> No.40743091

Bettel's Twitter space from today minus the first 5 min as I struggled with my downloader

https://files.catbox.moe/sn62ww.mp3

>> No.40743104

>>40742607
What was the story again? He ate it as a kid?

>> No.40743128

Aww birbscout Hakka

>> No.40743135

>>40743104
Nah. He shoved it down his ears

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Hakka! Hakka! If you don't take a break soon you'll burn out!

>> No.40743156

>>40743104
No, he put it in his ear and it hardened

>> No.40743168

>>40743135
and it was 5 days ago too wasn't it?

>> No.40743188

>60yo woman watching Altare and sending a nice message saying she's new to vtubers but that he has a charming voice, and leader and Cultare all welcoming her
Cute

>> No.40743203

>>40743019
Nice try, Omega

>> No.40743215

>>40743168
That was a joke anon

>> No.40743244

>>40743188
Gettin' the GILFs, nice

>> No.40743249

>>40743091
Thank you.

>> No.40743257

>he's going to get a heart attack
>he does
Perceptive birb boi

>> No.40743258

>>40739069
how fucking small are you to believe this is too much lmao

im a 6'3 skeleton and I can chug an entire frozen pizza for dinner

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>>40743215
oh thank god because i actually believed it

>> No.40743285

>>40743188
A grandma altventurer!

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40743287

>>40742984
>>40743057
I still have the Vesper green text saved. This was before his suspension and his unhinged arc began.
I totally forgot the whole underwear situation came because of Vesper zomboid bit.

>> No.40743325

I want someone to make an edit of Rob from TGT
>hi im Gavis Bettel people cant troll me because I have hardened playdough in my ears. they can't troll me if i cant hear them

>> No.40743346

>>40743188
that’s actually touch my heart. cute grandma.

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>> No.40743371

>>40743188
thats adorable

>> No.40743383

hakka referencing the HQ boys' stuff is really cute

>> No.40743384

I dont think this was the best game choice

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>>40743372
whore

>> No.40743417

>he actually read the evidence and found the contradiction
i REALLY want him to play ace attorney now

>> No.40743421

>>40743266
Yeah, it was the follow-up to the "Please tell me you don't believe the 'it was last week' bit!" line

>> No.40743427

my hermanito is so cute

>> No.40743438

>hope you rest in peace
LEADER NO!

>> No.40743443

LEADER JUST KILLED SOMEONE LIVE
RIP MARIA

>> No.40743463

>>40743438
Mmmmmm badass leader

>> No.40743467

>this is how i hope my trial went
huh???

>> No.40743478

>>40743443
Good, he should kill all humans

>> No.40743493

You guys do realize that if he watched hololive before this AND played the games when he was 12 he knows everything already and this is all an act right?
he's good at acting

>> No.40743498

HOLY SHIT ALTARE
>60yr old woman says nice things about how her grandson draws anime and keeps up with the things that her grandson does
>Altare: Awww, hope you rest in peace ma-- no wait NOT THAT

Fucking kek

>> No.40743544

>>40743493
No, its obvious he had already played it

>> No.40743550

>>40743498
the timing kek

>> No.40743581

>>40743498
He's so sweet, but so dumb. I love him.

>> No.40743602

>>40743493
He watched Markiplier play it

>> No.40743607

>>40743493
you mean he's trying to entertain me? huh

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40743609

>>40743498
Remember when people thought he was the fujobait?

>> No.40743656

>>40743029
it also includes youtube vs twitch
shinri said he knows how to use xenokuni "technology" when trying to figure out how to mod flayon and bettel during one of his streams and said elysium "technology" was confusing.

>> No.40743659

>>40743609
he's just a weird little guy doing his weird little things

>> No.40743668
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BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL BETTEL IS NOT REAL

>> No.40743674

>>40743602
>not just playing flash games yourself

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>>40743493
He literally said he played it before
Please actually watch the streams you're talking about

>> No.40743690

magni frame up magmites~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYAagTVxYI

>> No.40743691

Leader is dying...

>> No.40743712

>>40743609
Imagine believing that most people on /vt/ have any idea what a fujo or fujobait is...

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>> No.40743724

>>40743656
Then does that mean the Twitch takeover was a fucking Xenokuni raid?

>> No.40743736

>>40743690
That frame has been up by a couple hours by this point, no?

>> No.40743742

END THE STREAM YOU BETTER NOT DIE LIVE IDIOT

>> No.40743761

>>40743690
its been up for quite awhile

>> No.40743773

He jokes too much about dying.
He’s just like me fr fr.

>> No.40743779

>spooked of lavender town
Literal FETUS

>> No.40743781

>>40743720
the little creatura should have the chef hat glued onto its eye actually

>> No.40743784

>>40743244
>>40743285
>>40743346
60 is not gilf tier anons 60 year olds are still young and lively and can still be considered milfs, 70 year olds is getting to the gilf territory

>> No.40743787

>>40743761
>>40743736
im retarded then oops

>> No.40743796

>>40743720
This is the second picture I seen of him in this pose lol

>> No.40743804

Page 10 warning

>> No.40743810

>>40743724
more accurately it'd be the same as the US invading Japan since the tempus boys started on youtube first.

>> No.40743832

Grandma altventurer will make me cry…

>> No.40743891

So do you think they waited on the New Years outfits so they could focus on the debuts instead. Think now all of Tempus will get them next year?

>> No.40743898

3RD NUKE FOR JAPAN LETS GO

>> No.40743909

>>40743609
I always think of Altare as aggressively straight, it doesn't matter how his voice is. But with Flayon onthe other hand, I can't tell

>> No.40743910

>>40743898
KEK

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Grandma altventurer love!

>> No.40743934

>DRONE STRIKE THE WEDDING

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