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You're in a room with your oshi and a /vt/ anon who's also a big fan of hers.
One of you will change your real body to become just like hers, same voice and everything. While the other tries to guess who's the real one and who's the fake.
If the guesser gets it right he can marry the oshi, if he gets it wrong the fake oshi can marry the real oshi.
Do you choose to be the fake oshi or the guesser? How do you plan to win?

>> No.4066285
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4066285

Easy, get them both to juggle while balancing on a giant inflatable ball. Nobody who browses this board could do that.

>> No.4066294

My oshi is Kiara (for now; Pomu is changing that). I'd be the guesser because I'd suck at trying to imitate people.

I'd ask them to say some English words that I've heard Kiara pronounce incorrectly in the hope that the fake didn't catch how Kiara says it wrong (i.e. biome)

>> No.4067058
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>>4066285
>>4066294
That's.. pretty smart
Enjoy your oshis

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>>4066285
>Nobody who browses this board could do that.
I'm not even sure Polka would be able to do that herself

>> No.4077799
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4077799

>>4066081

Thank goodness nobody here can play Muse Dash

>> No.4078202

>>4066081
Why not just have a 3some?

>> No.4080099
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4080099

I'm too autistic to keep up a relationship like marriage for an extended period of time. I'll turn into my Matsuri and have sex with her until I'm satisfied and let the other anon marry her.

>> No.4084565
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>get turned into a cute blonde with big tiddy
Who cares who wins, this is a win-win scenario for me.

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Guesser. I'd make them both play a shitty obscure Japanese Famicom game and they can't stop untill they've cleared it. The first one to give up or fall asleep is the fake oshi.

>> No.4086943

>>4066081
So basically no matter what - oshi has to marry a 4chan anon. No thanks.
Also Ame, don't even try to shoot deagle, serious warning.

>> No.4087131

>>4066081
I start furiously fucking both of them.

>> No.4087156

>>4066081
I'll be the guesser and just hope the other fan isn't into getting dicked and he'd freak out when his body starts to change. After that I just need to see who seems to be more distressed at the current predicament they find themselves in.

>> No.4089162

>>4066081
I'd be the guesser. Considering this board consists mostly of EOPs, I'd just have to pick the one who speaks better Japanese.

>> No.4090643

>>4089162
The simplest but most effictive option, as long as he isn't a /jp/ refugee

>> No.4091225

>>4066081
So as long as I don't guess I get to play with two oshis?

>> No.4092080

>>4080099
Honorable. Just don't get her pregnant anon

>> No.4092284

>>4084565
Haha ikr anon. Since my oshi is Gura and I plan to let the other anon guess, so what if we have sex as our oshis? That will be funny just like in the fanarts haha.

>> No.4092778

>>4087131
>>4091225
>>4092284
That's not how it should go you cheaters!

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>>4066081
Check their mouths for the presence of an oral fibroma, easy

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ask them both to draw an anime girl

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>>4066081
i would just make them draw. Easy.

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