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Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:20:15 2023 No.40583796 [Reply] [Original]

My parents actually named me Polka. I got into vtubers and learned there's also a vtuber called Polka. It serves as a constant reminder of the bullying I got in school for my name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:21:22 2023 No.40583859 >>40583796 If it makes you feel better I played a shota eroge where one of the characters was named Polka recently. You shove a suppository up his butt while jerking him off.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:21:25 2023 No.40583865 >>40583796 Show clussy or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:22:28 2023 No.40583919 >>40583796 Kys chris

Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:26:06 2023 No.40584086
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>>40583859
I don't know if that makes me feel better or worse
>>40583865
I don't have a clussy! I'm not a clown! I'm normal! I stop streaming! I go outside!
>>40583919
Who the fire truck is Chris

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:36:14 2023 No.40584592 File: 67 KB, 459x491, 1643436506358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40583796 You are cute, anon. You deserve to find someone in life who's as obsessed about you as /pol/ka is over their favorite fennec clown.

Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:54:29 2023 No.40585552
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>>40583796
You should become a Vtuber then. Polka helped a previous Polka hit 10k subs on what was supposed to be a 4k endurance stream (missing less than 100 iirc), just because they had the same name. Easy popularity boost just waiting for you anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:56:38 2023 No.40585705 File: 199 KB, 850x1323, 75443310-7456-4B67-96B4-19C4BBB36380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40583796 You are a clown, seek legal name change

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 20:57:03 2023 No.40585727 File: 545 KB, 1519x2108, __omaru_polka_and_zain_hololive_drawn_by_mr_lobster__4b53c694ad804166c37badfbd4216f92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POLKA SEGGS

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:10:06 2023 No.40587075 >>40583796 good now take my order!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:21:35 2023 No.40588212 >>40583859 name? please?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:24:27 2023 No.40588491 >>40583796 at least your IRL nickname isn't "loli"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:25:56 2023 No.40588649 >>40583796 Post your clussy NOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:27:06 2023 No.40588775 >>40583796 pagliacci...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:29:45 2023 No.40588994 >>40583796 you would have been bullied regardless

Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:31:21 2023 No.40589126

I might be wrong, but isn't it pretty normal? I mean, it sounds slavic, so it may come off as weird in the West, but still, don't be ashamed of your name, I think it's okay.
Also, it could've been something actually terrible, like Dragonborn or Waluigi or some shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:31:33 2023 No.40589149 >>40583796 Just get married and take your husband's first and last name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:37:05 2023 No.40589658 >>40589126 It's a name of a dance. It will come as even weirder if you know the origin. It's not that bad overall, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:52:45 2023 No.40590896 >>40583796 Ha ha Porka

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:57:13 2023 No.40591253 >>40589126 this is the polish equivalent of naming a kid Rock

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 21:58:54 2023 No.40591366 I want to fuck Polka (OP)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 8 22:51:19 2023 No.40595180 >>40583796 what nationality even names their kid polka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 00:44:40 2023 No.40600991 >Polka What nickname did they gave you? Po? Polly?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 00:48:22 2023 No.40601152 >>40583796 Why do your parents hate you so much to name you after clowns? Were you a rape baby or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:06:55 2023 No.40601981 >>40585727 If she wasn't lowkey furry bait I gladly would. Thank God the tail doesn't show up all that much.

Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:13:30 2023 No.40602279
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>>40601981
Huh... what is this faggotry... the fuck did you just say. Because that sounded really fucking retarded. So fucking help me I am going to start a newfag jihad if I see one more faggot who comes here posting after being on the internet for 5 total minutes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:21:52 2023 No.40602672 >>40595180 Czechs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:26:16 2023 No.40602883 >>40602672 No, they wouldn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:38:14 2023 No.40603577 >>40601981 Kemonomimi is not furry friend. If anything the extra ears give you more opportunity to give her asmr and have her melt for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 01:51:56 2023 No.40604289 >>40583859 >he Oh god, im gonna puke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 02:54:27 2023 No.40607974 >>40583796 Polka...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 02:57:40 2023 No.40608177 >>40583796 Rough unprotected sex with Polka

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 03:06:13 2023 No.40608734 File: 61 KB, 653x800, 20230105_114358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40588212 nobody answered me...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 03:16:09 2023 No.40609314 >>40583796 My parents actually named me Pomu. I'm Pomu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 03:37:39 2023 No.40610506 >>40585552 >Polka helped a previous Polka hit 10k subs on what was supposed to be a 4k endurance stream (missing less than 100 iirc), just because they had the same name. Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 03:43:45 2023 No.40610849 File: 1.41 MB, 1000x1090, Luca Polka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40610506 Luca Polka retired Dec 2021. Her youtube channel is still up but the original vod is privated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cRTl40XJ9k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 03:55:58 2023 No.40611560 >>40610849 A damn, that's a shame to hear. Do you know if she ever reincarnated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 04:08:45 2023 No.40612425 >>40611560 no idea, i'm just a filthy eop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 05:05:45 2023 No.40616282 >>40583796 Great story OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 05:27:05 2023 No.40617611 >>40608734 negro, use vndb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 07:22:33 2023 No.40624090 >>40583796 >My parents actually named me Polka. no they didnt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 08:48:24 2023 No.40627474 Okay weird Al

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 10:27:39 2023 No.40630360 >>40583796 This joke has no punchline

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 10:30:54 2023 No.40630439 File: 170 KB, 700x480, 1670351160701283.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40584086 Liar, post your cluss NOW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 10:42:35 2023 No.40630811 >>40630360 The punchline is OPs life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 10:59:17 2023 No.40631336 My parents actually gave me a weird name that's actually a surname from another fairly relevant language (they didn't know it was a surname). Kinda sucks and kills any motivation of learning that language, but I gotta live with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 10:59:42 2023 No.40631345 File: 46 KB, 474x497, OMemeruPolka_Blick_Grinsen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40583796 Where the fuck do you live for "Polka" to be considered a legit name?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:01:54 2023 No.40631405 >>40631345 Poland?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:03:06 2023 No.40631439 >>40583796 Polka Dot Man?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:04:28 2023 No.40631490 File: 32 KB, 464x350, 1673262250959.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40631345 Giving your kids "unique" names is a thing poor people do, so probably somewhere poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:08:33 2023 No.40631611 >>40583796 >>40584086 Polka, if I knew you irl, I like to think we would be friends. I'm sorry you got bullied dude. I hope you don't think too poorly of chuuba Polka, she is one of my favorites. Take care and goodnight!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:18:42 2023 No.40631896 >>40631405 That's like naming your kid "American"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 9 11:22:20 2023 No.40632012 File: 801 KB, 653x730, 1671252884635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>40631896 It's his real name too.

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