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40424141 No.40424141 [Reply] [Original]

Look at my cute detective wife

>> No.40424266

i see she really has to pull out the big guns to try and get her gachis to come back

>> No.40424661

>>40424266
Even a dakimura... She's desperate

>> No.40425755

ok but really who the fuck is going to buy a dakimakura besides the unicorns she claims to hate?

>> No.40425889

>>40425755
Ironic weebs.
Even regular weebs don't do that

>> No.40426277

>Long awaited Birthday stream
>It's just another fucking Kanauru animation
>the rest is her selling merch

I get that a huge part of the allure with Myth and the reason they did so well is none of them were generic 2bit twitch streamers so there was real originality there for a good long while, but I find it hard to believe just streaming has burned every last one of them out so hard
they aren't in japan so they aren't being hit by a fraction of the off stream work the jp talents have to do
all their 3d stuff is being hard carried by other people
legit all they have to do is stream video games, the easiest job on the planet where it's proven any 2 view who gets lucky and lotteries into 20k viewers can keep 80% of them

Im bitter because I enjoyed them so much as the last breath of fresh air we'll ever get with english speaking streamers and they're burning out in front of my eyes

>> No.40426318

>>40425755
Me
How the fuck is a daki mean you're pandering specifically to unicorns. I want a cute girl on my pillow and I like ame. Simple as. Doesn't mean I'm a schizo faggot and I'd like dakis for other girls as well so I can get more pillows or switch covers out from time to time.
>>40425889
Definitely ironic weebs for the may mays, I'd argue normal weebs would as well if the daki isn't super lewd. I'm just some autismo that likes cute girls, cute feet, and like watching male chuubas as well because I'm not a closeted faggot or a man hating tranny.

>> No.40426529 [DELETED] 

UnicornCHADS won, ame is kneeling after her little tempiss student didn’t pay off

Let this be a lesson for the future, don’t bite the hand that feeds you, you spiteful thot

>> No.40426579

>>40426318
you're going to pay over $100 for a pillow cover of a girl you don't like that much? I very much doubt that

>> No.40426678

>>40426529
I agree but... Tempiss student?

>> No.40426829

>>40424141
Pretty shocking she couldn’t beat 25k. I knew she was declining but this is pretty ridiculous

>> No.40426921

>>40426678
[spoiler/] I was phoneposting and stunt somehow got auto-corrected to student

>> No.40426978

>>40426829
More than council on their birthday

>> No.40427089

>>40425755
Me.

>> No.40427183

>>40426277
>I find it hard to believe just streaming has burned every last one of them out so hard
I agree. Something fishy has been going on since June-July 2022. We may never know what it is, but even by listening to Ame talking right now, you can tell that she's forcing herself. There's something very wrong going on.

At this point Kiara and Bae seem to be the only ones who are either insensitive or untouched by the issue, whatever it is. Even IRyS has been making excuses not to meet the other girls in Tokyo and is taking longer and longer breaks.

Can someone in KFP ask Kiara in a membership stream to explain what's going on? If she knows, and if she is allowed to.

>> No.40427244

>>40426579
ive spend more money on dumber stuff

>> No.40427291

>>40424141
>there are people who didn't improve themselves and will actually buy this

>> No.40427312

>>40426318
cuck hands wrote this

>> No.40427399

>>40426318
>>How the fuck is a daki mean you're pandering specifically to unicorns
Are you seriously asking how a masturbation aid is pandering to unicorns?

>> No.40427427

>>40427291
I got a big promotion and can spend more on Ame, thats one hell of an improvement

>> No.40427617

>>40425889
I bought one recently just because I was curious if it would feel good to sleep with and I've been struggling to find a quality pillow for ages now.

The daki itself is actually a really nice pillow, but a bit too awkward to sleeping on unfortunately. The girl I have on it is really cute though and something about the daki just hits differently, it makes you want to kiss it every time you walk past it. Seeing it in person is a totally different feel than seeing it online.
But they are huge. much bigger than I expected. the measurements are there but like it takes up an entire person's worth of space on my bed.

Anyways I wouldn't recommend one really outside of the novelty, or maybe a lewd one if you want to hump it or something.

>> No.40427867

>>40427183

my conspiracy theory is it's all tied with japan opening up, the timing aligns at least.
for years EN has been getting away with half assing everything that happens off camera when we already know for a fact the JP talents are pushed to their limits with 'idol style' training with singing and dancing in studio and prepping for eachothers concerts and so on. EN has avoided ALL of that by just hiring 3d animators to do their 3d, but the time is running out on them dodging the actual hard work holotalents do. Just streaming is easy, being an 'idol' is hard.
So now they're being pressured to fly to studio and actually perform, even if it's all expenses paid they finally have to actually do some real hard work and after 3 years of breezing through 6 figures a month salaries it has to be hitting like a truck

This is what they really signed up for, covid saved them from the hard work and now it's time to pay the piper

>> No.40427871

>>40427399
>you masturbate to your daki

...why?

>> No.40427882
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>>40424141
>GACHIS PLEASE COME BACK
>that will be 136 dollars not including shipping and tax
Damn they're really desperate for money now that homocollabs destroyed the branch.

>> No.40427988

>>40427882
>Kiara highest earning
And things have balanced as they should.

>> No.40428051

>>40427617
You don't sleep on it, you hug it.
It's actually good for your sleep posture if you sleep on your side as it helps keep your legs open which is a more natural position.

>> No.40428053

>>40427882
>>40427988
Ame had her superchat off for like 70% of the streams last year
She's weird

>> No.40428084

>>40425889
>>40426318
Nobody is spending fucking 136 dollars for "the irony".
People use these things to jack off and cry themselves to sleep.

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>>40427399
>a masturbation aid

>> No.40428197

>>40428051
Yeah that's why I wanted to try it, didn't really help though because the angle you have to move your head to rest it on the pillow is kinda awkward. I guess its possible but I don't like it since I primarily sleep on my back.

The struggle for a good pillow is hard.

>> No.40428358

>>40427399
anon what the fuck are you doing with your pillows

>> No.40428368

>>40428197
Are you guys seriously considering that kind of stuff as an actual pillow?
You know IKEA sells memory foam pillows that are actually designed to be comfortable?
This merch is for gachikois. Nothing against it, but it's not supposed to be a quality pillow.

>> No.40428383

>>40426318
Oh wow, multiple dakis.. you player.. you totally aren't a unicorn.

>> No.40428493

>>40428368
you know it doesn't actually come with a pillow right? it's just a pillowcase, you can use it with your ikea memory foam pillow as long as it's the correct size

>> No.40428515

>>40424141
Defective*

>> No.40428518

>>40428368
retard

>> No.40428541

>>40428493
so it's like 100$ for a pillow case? lol

>> No.40428576

>>40428053

Keep in mind all of myth made more money you can spend in a lifetime in the first 1.5 years of streaming, like $5million+ usd each, at minimum
objectively they should be pushing for more but there are people in the world who aren't greedy wankstains and are content with what they've earned

>> No.40428692

>>40428051
I'll tell your mom it's good for her posture to keep her legs open.

>> No.40428744

>>40427867
>for years EN has been getting away with half assing everything that happens off camera
Right, the "curse"!
You might be right.
This would also explain why Kiara is the one most comfortable right now, because she's been doing her idol dancing reps all this time and is already used to JP work rhythms.
We'll see.

It's still weird how Gura and Ina can avoid streaming for months tho.

>> No.40428858

>>40425755
me, a coomer, i buy every anime girl dakimakura

>> No.40428860

>>40428493
ikea does not sell the right size pillow. you have to go 'specialty' retailers

>> No.40429123

>>40428368
I've tried like 10 different pillows of supposed "designed to be comfortable" at a certain point you look to other things.

The material for a good daki isn't bad though. If you're a side sleeper who likes hugging something its actually pretty good. Just not form me.

Also not every is a poorfag like you. $100 for a pillow is chump change. And $60 for a cute anime girl cover is hardly a ridiculous expense, that's the cost of a relatively cheap figure.

>> No.40429715

>>40429123
oh god, figures. dakis and figures. forever alone. but yeah, i spent more than $100 on normal pillows. $100 for a hump pillow is cheap.

>> No.40429782

>>40424141
i agree. your detective wife is very cute anon

>> No.40433043

>>40428744

Kiara is the one out of the group I actually expect to thrive once they all have to actually step up and really perform rather than having animators do their 3d.
Gura I think also has the drive but with her either the success got to her head, or she really does have health issues that would hold her back.
Either way we'll see. Frankly Myth did fantastic as streamers, now that Japan is open we see who can actually make it in what real Hololive is.

>> No.40434288

>>40425755
Ame was acting fake happy when she was shilling the birthday daki and this feels like management talked her into it with the promise that they would be more likely to approve future projects.

>> No.40434652

>>40426318
Dakis are literally unicorn pandering you fucking idiot

>> No.40434991

dakimura from the girl that told her viewers to improve themselves??

>> No.40435090

>>40426277
Walfie ruined HoloEN.

>> No.40435154

>>40434991
Ironic isn't it?

>> No.40435514

>>40427183
The issue is that either don't want to stream or don't want the responsibility of being in Hololive.
You see indie vtubers flip flop in and out of streaming all the time, these girls aren't any different. The girls who can stick with the same character and audience expectations for years are the exceptions to the general rule.

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>>40426277
>the last breath of fresh air we'll ever get with english speaking streamers

how can holo faggots be unironically this close minded and doomer?
More talented people debut everyday, you just don't realize because you're too stubborn to let go of your old broken toys

>> No.40437392

>>40424141
Boobs not big enough

>> No.40437633

>>40427399
Why your dick get hard at her daki dude? Are you parasocial?

>> No.40437797

>>40428053
70% more still 290k (her best outcome)

>> No.40437909

>>40434288
She knew that shit is overpriced as fuck. She used to be a poorfag she understood she's ripping people off

>> No.40438015

>>40434991
Yeah bring this shit up the next time she does male collab to expose teacucks

>> No.40438183

>>40434991
I don't see how this is contradictory in any way

>> No.40438234

>>40437354
Sorry but the magic is gone and unicorns traumatized, they all assume new ones will become shit quickly just like their old toys

>> No.40442020

>>40424141
The back view is a bit lame. It could've been way spicier

>> No.40448010

>>40424141
>Look at my cute detective wife
ok I will

>> No.40454970

>>40424141
Wait, this is actually lifesized? I know Mori's & Kronii's are resized because they are too big.
Ame is only 150cm.

>> No.40456133

>>40438183
It goes like this for this kind of vtubers:
>I hate parasocial fucks, i'm not your wife.
2 seconds later:
>Buy my dakimura so you can sleep next to me! OwO
So it's legit hypocrisy.

>>40454970
Amelia is 150 cm and 158 cm in real life, incredibly short. But my cousin literally is a manlet with 160 cm.

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>>40456133
>>I hate parasocial fucks, i'm not your wife.
ame never said this
mori has a daki too does that make her a hypocrite?

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>>40456133
>I hate parasocial fucks, i'm not your wife.
Lmao.

>> No.40458010

>>40456133
>>Buy my dakimura so you can sleep next to me! OwO
Most people who buy dakimakuras don't think like this. It's just a cool piece of merch.

>> No.40458045

>>40458010
lmao

>> No.40458089

>>40458045
Don't project your mental illnesses onto other people. I have a dakimakura and I don't pretend I am in an exclusive relationship with a vtuber.

>> No.40458190

>>40458089
Ok so you're an exception

>> No.40458472

Improve yourselves

>> No.40462310

>>40424141
Why isnt she cuter?

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