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Previous Thread: >>40006543

>> No.40018775
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shark's result
>Overall
Great luck, basically a very happy year overall
>Collab
Tends to not voice her opinion (or maybe it's difficult for her), but she should. Should collab with people who are easy to understand (as in, personality).
>Work
Not very good. Something like her ideas being misinterpreted.
>health
Not good. Be more careful with basic things like sleep schedule.
>Money
Refrain from expensive purchases. Or at least think really hard before buying something.
>Betting/gambling
Betting in small amounts being afraid to lose isn't really good. If you want to bet, go big and have fun. But betting luck isn't very good.
>Advice
Become a new self, abandon your old self.

>> No.40018858

Woah I love cunny so much!!!! I love Gura cunny!!!!!

>> No.40018861
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I will remain extra strong in place of the sad Chumbies drinking themselves into oblivion tonight.
Ganbatte!

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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.40018904

>>40018775
Are we really ding tarot?

>> No.40018948

I'm suffering, new year Gura please stream

>> No.40018952

>>40018904
i mean, do you want me to do a reading for gura in 2023? i can go find my cards if you want that. mio didn't do one for 2022, so the only one out there is that one for 2021.

>> No.40018977

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.40019033

https://files.catbox.moe/2glpdx.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2glpdx.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2glpdx.mp4

>> No.40019113

>>40019033
Thanks anon, im going to goom one out later.

>> No.40019137

>>40019033
Uuuoohhh, Gura stomp on my dick!

>> No.40019274

>>40019033
All over the glass~

>> No.40019379

Gura is in a dark corner of her room eating cookies her mother made right now.

>> No.40019412

>>40019379
She's just like me...

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>>40019379
Sleep well sharkie.

>> No.40019433

>>40019379
God it’s so erotic that Gura prefers the lights off, when I was 17 I took way too much LSD at night with my friend and we got into a 3 hour long argument over whether to turn the lights off or on. She would be the perfect partner in comparison

>> No.40019467

>>40019433
Gura would be repulsed by you taking LSD so not really

>> No.40019527

>>40018775
Hate Tarot and all that fucking bullshit. Invites demons into your life. Shame that poor Mio has been brainwashed into that garbage. Women will just believe any old shit won't they.

>> No.40019554

>>40019527
mio is the real deal

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>>40018748
There's no reason to be this secretive unless she's doing something she knows will hurt us.

>> No.40019611

>>40019467
good, drugs are stupid

>> No.40019617

>>40019554
yeah it's a fuckin shame. Superstition runs rife in japan, blood types, astrology, it's all gay shit. How many relationships have I missed out with girls because I wasn't the right fucking starsign. Absolute garbage.

>> No.40019623

>>40019589
booooo dont make my short shark taller

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>>40019425
>>40019379
Falling asleep in the middle of eating gookies...
I need to protect this actual child at all costs.

>> No.40019720

>>40019617
humans can’t help but be irrational anon, if you try to wall that aspect of human nature off it’ll just sneak up on you in new and unexpected ways

>> No.40019722

It's 2023 here already, and it's already fucking garbage. I'll probably get run over by a bus this year, but survive in the most painful way possible, then die later in hospital with no visitors, no family, fuckin nothing.

>> No.40019744

>>40019606
You shame that hood, Guts.

>> No.40019841

>>40019720
i just can't understand that humans can't seem to grasp the concept that shit that doesn't exist doesn't actually exist. it's baffling. Like i know it's a cope for dealing with mortality, but come on, really?

>> No.40019900

>>40019841
in the end life breaks everyone and drives you crazy, that’s all. You can make it a year or even decades with a sense of humor but eventually life will come for you too

>> No.40019993

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.40020069

>>40019617
>Umm sorry buddy its not that you smell and treat women like shit
>Its my astrologer that says dont date right now haha

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>>40020069

>> No.40020171

Just watched the concert. I didn't lreally like it. The music production was fucking terrible. Sounded like some shit made in a cheap music program on a computer, or casio keyboard beep boops. The low framerate of the 3d models wasn't too crash hot either. Holofest, this was not. At least I got a few minutes to see my wife and hear her sing. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, and I should have enjoyed it more.

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>> No.40020175

>>40020069
sex with a stinky fembud who’s not mentally ready for a relationship yet

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>>40019527
You probably shouldn't insult the abilities of a hag witch. It never ends well.

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>>40020069
i smell like farts and penis. I keep myself pungent for my smellfag wife.

>> No.40020239

>>40020171
it really sounded dreadful.

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>> No.40020434

>>40020239
was downright offensive for the likes of suisei and other really good singers to had to sing over that dross. Not to mention the fucking hologayhomos forcing me to skip entire songs.

>> No.40020479

>>40020434
Always funny when people against stars act more like faggots than actual faggots.

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I'm going to sex this later, jealous?

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>> No.40020548

>>40020479
how is skipping over shit i don't want to watch acting like a faggot? Men are not idols. I'm here to see idols, not men.

>> No.40020716

>>40020427
Me on Okayu's lap.

>> No.40020759

>>40020537
can we switch places T o T

>> No.40020767

>>40020427
I'm not kissing Gura if her fingers smell like mandarin. Accursed fucking fruit.

>> No.40020783

>>40020767
Are you a cat?

>> No.40020866

>>40020548
You know that the most popular idols are men right? you fucking larper who knows nothing about idol culture

>> No.40020971

>>40020866
they're not idols. They're effeminate small dicked little asian faggots. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0FSgOt8hM

>> No.40021098

>>40020971
Sure buddy, BTS literally brings in a huge chunk of Korea's economic revenue. End of year idol shows also have mix gender song collabs since forever and no one gives a fuck. The actual idol culture shit was the taboo of having a relationship which dumb EOP larpers fail to understand

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>40020767
Would you kiss Gura if her fingers where stinky, sticky and sweaty from having one hand on her grimy mouse and the other in her cunny all night instead?

>> No.40021227

>>40021098
Why are you in /ggg/ posting eop homobeggar cope.

>> No.40021230 [DELETED] 

>>40021098
BTS is fuckin gay. They can't even deepthroat their groupies. Can photoshop their womanly faces all day under a million filters, but they still have horrible little brown pin dicks, can't even reach the back of the girl's throat. And k-pop is fucking shit and niggerfied.

>> No.40021286

>>40021193
Absolutely, I just hate mandarins and the smell of citris. Love the smell of pussy though. I love the smell it leaves on your fingers throughout the day. Smell it every couple of hours and be reminded of the mornings uh.. activities.

>> No.40021305

cunny cunny taste so yummy let me spread your sweet buns honey

>> No.40021348

>>40021098
But anon, a girl speaking to a male coworker or even just mentioning him is LITERALLY EXACTLY TOTALLY the same thing as having sex with him! That's what the voices in my head told me, and they're never wrong!

>> No.40021511

So this is modern /ggg/, huh? People defending male collabs and praising fucking BTS. Gura really has filtered her fans down to redditers.

>> No.40021539

>>40018861
What was she going to say?

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>>40020479
>>40020548
>>40020866
>>40020971
>>40021098
>>40021348
Is this the part where we act like this shit has NEVER happened before and women aren't capable of unicorn tantrums?

>> No.40021599

>>40020174
Her christmas tweet was on the 25th, what makes you think that her new years tweet won't be on the 1st?

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Is he really replying to himself?

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US and spic buds, I'm speaking to you from the future, things aren't looking great, looks like we won't be getting any Gura in 2023 either...

>> No.40021719

>>40021614
Don't you have a kpop subreddit to post in, homobeggar?

>> No.40021722

>>40021348
>cuckmate defense force

>> No.40021727

puffy mound so soft and round. no hair in sight what a great delight

>> No.40021742

any shark sighting I missed in the past 2 weeks
(other than kiara's christmas sockpuppet streams which only has Gura song replays, advent calendar videos, twitter activity, and the latest hololive new years concert thingy)

>> No.40021785

>>40021742
Nothing sadly, im hoping for a new years tweet.

>> No.40021794

I just found $1,000, what Gura stuff should I spent it on

>> No.40021826

>>40021742
That's all. Today is another radio silence day and I'm afraid all of 2023 will be like this.

>> No.40021832

>>40021727
>>40021305
Who let Mori in?

>> No.40021838

>>40021794
Buy a gura nendroid and use it as a goom tribute.

>> No.40021884

>>40021794
art commissions

>> No.40021887

I want to bury my tongue in Gura's tiny little girl honeypot...

>> No.40021898

6 more hours until Gura kisses me.

>> No.40021918

>>40021544
Women are capable of it too but it's over relationships. No sane cares about coworkers creating content otherwise you'd have antis for Sora and Fbk. The reason rushia got in hot water was the suspicion of a relationship

>> No.40021932

Sweet, sweet cunny... little child pussy... just made to be defiled and enjoyed...

>> No.40021939

>>40021898
Sorry, I meant 7.

>> No.40022028

>>40021918
don't act like kronii/bae/mori interactions with the homos are just purely professional only for the content collabs

>> No.40022041

I wish all my fellow chumchads a 2023 full of unsupervised access to little girls.

>> No.40022063

>>40022028
They're as professional as the collabs fbk and co have done but you're an eop so you have no idea

>> No.40022087

Should I expect anything from goomba tonight?

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>>40022028
>>40021918
Stop talking about the homos and the other whores you cock suckers, post cunny or get the fuck out

>> No.40022100

>>40021884
alright fine I'll make a twitter and see what artists are good, will they respond to me if I have few or no followers but am willing to pay half up front?

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Well it's New Years, rampant shitposting was to be expected. Try not to burn yourself out too much.

>> No.40022117

>>40022087
No, how are the rest of you coping with an empty new years without shark? I'm fucking depressed

>> No.40022132

little girl cunny makes a man feel funny. gotta show her some tricks, teach her to piss on my dick

>> No.40022138

>>40022063
well you just made my mind that that part of the concert was not worth it then, and that fbk is a whore

>> No.40022137

Reminder that Gura is based and has still refused to acknowledge the existence of tempiss.

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>>40022041
Thanks same to you brother.

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Do glowies get paid more to post today or something? Geez

>> No.40022189

>>40021826
I feel cool for keeping up despite not frequenting ggg. I understood that it's going to be a drought, and it's probably better for her that it's like that.

How's your new years eve going Bud?

>> No.40022191

>>40022138
You just give chumbuds a bad name man. You know gura likes and respects fubuki right? Honestly baffled by how some of you behave.

>> No.40022200

>>40022138
yeah pretty disappointed in fbk, suisei and sora. but whatever. vtubing is dead in the water anyways. the t-words got what they wanted. my penis smells like wet dog.

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>>40022117
I'm having fun. I took back my mountain home from the elves retired the fort and started a new one next to a goblin horde.

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>threadreader baiting like he isn't an obvious newfag

>> No.40022282

>>40022100
you can commission them through pixiv. It shouldnt matter who you are. Hirotaka and lucas are good artists that draw goober a lot.

>> No.40022321

>>40022282
thank you, I’ll post it in /ggg/ if I end up doing this

>> No.40022361

>>40022041
A pissy slitty 23 to you too bud.

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>>40022264
>Gura's tummy

I want to lick it...

>> No.40022375

>>40022205
Sadly dwarf fortress is not what I want to do on Nye. I miss having a fun countdown with her like last year

>> No.40022382 [DELETED] 

>>40022191
still not watching your whores man, go shill somewhere else

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Shhhh my wife is sleeping

>> No.40022460

>>40022132
FUCK OFF MORI

>> No.40022514

In 2023 I'll finally do my reps and watch her old vods.

>> No.40022527

>>40022461
zzz

>> No.40022543

>>40022461
Rape

>> No.40022593

>>40022514
I don't think I'm going to bother. Most of it is watchalongs I missed anyway.

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I hope dead hours will be deader than usual since everybody should be passed out drunk.
Extra comfy.

>> No.40022663

Gura might be dead and none of us would know. I worry.

>> No.40022682

>>40022647
it’s either gonna be dead silent or miserable drunk rants, no in between

>> No.40022691

>>40022514
I wish I had vods to catch up with. That’d be useful right now.

>> No.40022735

I’m just realizing, we were robbed of Gura in Ina’s outfit kino… I’ll never forgive the japs…

>> No.40022753

>>40022647
Let all those who drink poison have poor years.

>> No.40022767

>>40022682
I don't drink so im just going to be miserable

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>>40022117
I'm currently sick as shit and missing Gura so my new years is gonna be lame

>> No.40022810

>>40022682
I don't drink, so I'm just going to be playing video games.

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>>40022682
Probably less posters than usual, but yeah, the drunk ones that are still up will probably be going at the miserable ranting hard.
Hang in there, depressedbuds.

>> No.40022844

>>40022663
Gura should have a 24/7 livestream showing us all her vital signs.

>> No.40022851

>>40022375
New years is my least favorite holiday anyways so I'm ok with wasting it on df. The worst part about it is the gym becoming a circus for a few weeks.

>> No.40022874

>>40022593
some of those are really good anon, like monty python's, emperor's new groove and the thing, if you miss any of those I'd strongly recommend watching them

>> No.40022991

>>40019033
Happy New Year

>> No.40022997

>>40022874
I'm not really into 2 year old goob. Maybe when she hits 3 or 4 years old.

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>>40022647
I'll be here

>> No.40023016

She will still continue to use Twitter to connect with fans.

>> No.40023067

>>40022844
Unironically this, it's like how Bae's mom has been checking on her daily and asking if she's alive. I want daily tweets knowing gura is alive

>> No.40023068

At least use the twitter screenshot retard

>> No.40023089
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Gura already has hundreds of drafts she hasn't posted.

>> No.40023091

>>40023016
She will tweet/shitpost something for new years eve, I know my shark wife and I am 100% confident.

>> No.40023135

>>40023091
Confident enough to wager drinking your own piss on it?

>> No.40023145

>>40023089
imagine the cunnyposting we've been missing out on

>> No.40023179

>>40023135
Yes

>> No.40023182

>>40023089
I really don't think she does. She brought up the melon tweet draft she posted when she talked about drafts, implying she doesn't really have a ton drafted.

>> No.40023195

>>40022117
I've gotten past missing her. Now I'm just trying to figure out myself so I can start making advances towards becoming a functioning part of society and meeting Gura in some shape or form

>> No.40023244

>>40023195
kek, I almost thought a chumbud was reforming until the final 7 or 8 words

>> No.40023261

lovey dovey sex with gura in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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A new years day tweet makes more sense than a new years eve tweet anyways, not sure what you faggots are crying about

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>>40023273
Im always crying im a chumbaby

>> No.40023333

>>40023244
to become no longer wanting to meet Gura is true degeneration

>> No.40023364

>>40023333
the quads have spoken

>> No.40023476

>>40023261
patient missionary sex with Gura that progressively gets rougher and rougher

>> No.40023552

>>40021715
What about Gawr?

>> No.40023894

bloop hate

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>>40023894

>> No.40023923

>>40023894
I think he's dead anon...

>> No.40023938

>>40023923
I fucking hope

>> No.40023951

>>40023894
Gura agrees he's detrimental

>> No.40024029

>>40023894
beady eyed bastard took my place as mascot

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>>40023951

>> No.40024225

does anyone have any bloop gore/vore where he's trying to get away while scared and in a lot of pain but can't escape the inevitable and cries as he dies?

>> No.40024313

I bet Gura cun cun tastes and smells like unprepared raw seafood but I would still lap her up all day long

>> No.40024340

>>40024225
try asking the drawfag general to draw it

>> No.40024685

Im a simple shrimp, I see Dino Gura's belly and I must rub.

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>>40019722
I'm a ukrainian chumbud so there is high chance I'll die before my beloved shark returns.

>> No.40024761

>>40024685
I put her in front of my door so I always see her and rub her before I go

>> No.40024915

https://youtu.be/yZZpZeu7Q1c

>> No.40024974

>>40024736
we’ll ship you some more burger death machines don’t worry

>> No.40024997

>>40024736
Damn, I sacrificed healthcare for your patriot missile defense system and everything.

>> No.40025021

>>40024736
Should have said you were jewish and got a free flight to Israel to avoid being killed in the conflict designed to ethnically cleanse an international moneypot.

>> No.40025070

>>40023273
I just like knowing she's doing ogey

>> No.40025132

>>40025070
She's obviously going to downplay how sick she is to avoid worrying people no matter how sick she is.

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Daijoubu daijoubu!

>> No.40025196

>annoying fireworks outside
>wonder what's going on
>so caught digging through archives to find any clues to what's going on with her that I didn't even notice it's already 2023

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Haoly new hear chumvuds

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how low do I need to go to stand a chance on chumbud love island? I'm 6' 2"

>> No.40025352
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>> No.40025412

>>40025132
maybe that's why she hasn't tweeted much
if she doesn't have anything good to say she'd rather say nothing at all?

>> No.40025573

>>40022375
Who cares about what you want

>> No.40025608
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Shark child is made for mating press.

>> No.40025645

i care
i care about my fellow chumbies

>> No.40025650

Visiting IRyStocrat. What's the last thing that Gura has verifiably said herself? How sure are you guys that it's just management using her Twitter account? Any signs of life at all? EN still needs her.

>> No.40025692

How do you guys deal with knowing gura is having tons of new year fun without us?

>> No.40025699

>>40025222
Single digit bodyfat percentage should suffice.

>> No.40025745

>>40025132
She was never physically sick and that's obvious

>> No.40025750

>>40025608
Nonstop nakadashi with no pulling out!

>> No.40025872

>>40025645
Weakbuds don't deserve pity. If they don't have faith in the Goob, then the only thing they deserve is the misery they're feeling.

>> No.40025917

>>40025872
I’ve seen mental illness end poorly too many times to not be scared

>> No.40025928

>>40025650
>>40025692
someone give this teamate an emmy

>> No.40026001
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Falseflagging are we?

>> No.40026078

>>40025917
Like I said, no one cares about what you think. Just go back.

>> No.40026094

>>40025650
my definition of "gura" includes reliable announcements by management

>> No.40026226

>>40025650
True, she never said anything herself about taking a break.

>> No.40026247
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>> No.40026287

>>40026247
Really nice use of the tail here

>> No.40026339

Will she say anything today about the new year that's coming? there's only 5 hours left before it's 2023 in the US.
I honestly hope she just makes any kind of post at all.

>> No.40026402

>>40026339
I think she might make her comeback stream in a few hours.

>> No.40026431

>>40026402
I wish I could be this much positive.

>> No.40026455

>>40025222
185 lbs. Not too scrawny, not too bloated.

>> No.40026467

>>40026402
got it, i should cum on her back in a few ours.

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>>40025650

>> No.40026532

>>40020537
Proof?

>> No.40026617

>>40025650
don't worry falseflagging retard, it's obvious the robotic shill tweets are the only management ones despite all the tourist shitposters that won't shut up about it

>> No.40026659
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All these people saying they're going to sex Gura when in actuality it's going to be me.
Proof next thread.

>> No.40026664

Gura wouldn't want you to be miserable, buds.
Have we really been reduced to this?

>> No.40026714

>>40026664
people had to go cold turkey on the Gura-goo unexpectedly, I expect withdrawals to be over in two to three weeks

>> No.40026810

>>40026659
Correct, I'm going to sex you Anon

>> No.40026812

this is the Gabriella Giselle thread right?

>> No.40026927

>>40026664
I'll feel better in the next days, is easier to wait in non especial days

>> No.40026935

>>40026659
I won't be having sex with Gura, but I will have sex with a fembud.

>> No.40026959

>>40026935
based pragmatic chumbud

>> No.40027025

There's no point in me staying up for new year's so I'm going to bed early. I hope the rest of you have a good time.
The last thing I'll say for 2022 is that I've lost my faith in you, Gura.

>> No.40027061

I require your smuggest gura

>> No.40027071

>>40026664
>>40027025
you type like a faggot

>> No.40027092

Is it gay to wanna have sex with fellow Chumbies?

>> No.40027097

Gura is my left nipple I will feed gura well this year

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>>40027061

>> No.40027147
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>>40026812
No, this is Patrick

>> No.40027162

What if we all had sex as a joke

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>>40027061

>> No.40027215

>>40027071
>I'm a faggot for trying to lighten the mood
Go back and take the other retard you replied to with you.

>> No.40027223

whatever happened to chumbat

>> No.40027235

>>40027061
You are too weak for my smuggest Guras...

>> No.40027243

>>40027162
I'm not trying to impregnate your gobussys no thanks

>> No.40027289

there are too many fembuds(male) itt

>> No.40027319
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Sussy bussy

>> No.40027329

>>40027243
I'll impregnate you instead

>> No.40027374

>>40027162
With Gura

>> No.40027395

>>40027374
I think her thing is watching from the corner actually

>> No.40027397

>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
>[fanart]
>i want to fuck gura
>why gura no stream?
this entire general

>> No.40027400

>>40027215
Make your schizo posting less obvious

>> No.40027443

>>40027329
Bitch please you wont even make it past my first layer of cum aura, the smell of my libido is strong enough to vanquish any mortal much less a chum

>> No.40027454

>>40027397
were you seriously expecting to stumble across something else? Those are literally the only three on topic things to do

>> No.40027470

uh oh someone shid their pants

>> No.40027480

I wanna fuck scout

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>>40027061
Look at this brat...

>> No.40027506

>>40027397
Cybersex stream soon, all will be happy.

>> No.40027512

>>40027397
Go back retard I want to fuck gura

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I fucking love fanart bros.

>> No.40027519

>>40027400
Meds, falseflagging cunt

>> No.40027547

>>40027061
i only have my phone so have this >:)

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>> No.40027688 [DELETED] 

Why are you Chumcucks even here. Fuck off until your lazy oshi decides she needs money again.

>> No.40027755

I unironically want to pound guras mochi with my hard hard no mi

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Im sorry chumbuds but gura's small cuncun is only for me.

>> No.40027814

>>40027688
Cyope

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>>40027755

>> No.40027845
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Better question: Why are YOU here?

>> No.40027861

>>40027819
CHUMHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>>40027845
I'm looking at the funnies while playing video games.

>> No.40027925

>>40027819
Or would chum chum chum chum be better

>> No.40027951 [DELETED] 

>>40027688
tired of larping already? how mad are you that this general is still active when she’s on break?

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Chums, could it be???

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>>40027061

>> No.40028026
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Gura love is alive and well.

>> No.40028038 [DELETED] 

>>40027951
careful anon mindbreak the catalouger too hard and he'll cry

>> No.40028075

>>40028016
Impressive crop of gura ass

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I want to have sweaty seggs with gura and gawr

>> No.40028184

>>40028111
Ok would gawr be pushy and a dom during sex or would she abrasive and tsundere or would she just be a dead plank during breeding? I ponder the ultamatiur

>> No.40028240

>>40028184
Gawr likes missionary with the lights *off*

>> No.40028281

>>40028184
the real answer is dead plank but maybe if you get a couple drinks in her that could change

>> No.40028290

>>40028240
So feisty and spunky yet loving and passionate? I dont know man those 4 dont go together usually

>> No.40028315

Fuck man, I can't take it bros. Sitting here waiting for the weatherman's last stream and shits starting to hit me hard. He's really done ain't he? Sickness done did him in and I'm never gonna hear his voice again. Maybe I'm just thinking this cause gura is also sick severely right now, but is this what it's gonna feel like when goobs is gone too?I FUCKING HATE IT! WHY THE FUCK IT GOTTA ALWAYS BE THE GOOD ONES BROS!? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING IMAGE TO POST HOW SAD I AM!!

>> No.40028358

>>40028184
She would kill. Thats her shtick

>> No.40028363

Why are drunk tourists boarding in out thread?

>> No.40028416

>>40028358
On this episode of worth it gawr will be trying 3 of my different arterys at 3 drastically different blood losses

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>>40028363
>He isn't already drunk

>> No.40028433

>>40028016
I knew it, Gura needs my loving tonight!

>> No.40028462

>>40028363
it's early enough for people to be drunk but not late enough for them to be passed out in the streets or stumbling from room to room

>> No.40028467

>>40028432
I dont need to drink for its effect I was born a retard not by mentality but by passion

>> No.40028501

>>40027688
>until she needs money
She's literally a billionaire

>> No.40028506

What the fuck is he even talking about now?
I almost actually gave him a (You) that time...

>> No.40028559

>>40028184
Gawr: Bratty, aggressive and dominant normally, super submissive in bed.
Gura: Also bratty yet innocent and playful normally, becomes a goom obsessed freak in bed.

>> No.40028573

>>40028501
doubt she's much more than very low 8 figures at the most, taxes are a bitch

>> No.40028574

>>40028281
Na man the dead fish types only get deader with booze I doubt that would change for her

>> No.40028605

>>40028573
That's true she's a trillionaire

>> No.40028650

>>40028605
gorrillionaire

>> No.40028676

>>40028650
Gawr is a killionaire

>> No.40028681

>>40028650
brazillianaire

>> No.40028687

>>40028574
really? I just know I basically never talk in bed unless I’ve been drinking

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>>40028315
this might help ya bud. also stay on topic faggot.

>> No.40029102

now i gawr gura enter room

>> No.40029139

>>40029102
mating press

>> No.40029152

>>40029102
[I put on my robe and wizard hat]

>> No.40029162

>>40029102
I offer you a meal plan

>> No.40029165

naughty idiot gombo gumbus ejaculates regularly

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>>40029102
But this guy slaps her ass. What would you do?

>> No.40029195

>>40029102
*starts sobbing*

>> No.40029236

>>40029168
Distract him with my van handel mix tapes as I slip laxatives in his drink

>> No.40029241

>>40029165
my futa wife TuT

>> No.40029340
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my shark snack survived the canning process... am I supposed to eat her I don't think that's supposed to happen

>> No.40029367

>>40029340
i give her to my cat

>> No.40029409

>>40029340
That's as fresh as you can get, you lucked out.

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>not a single mention of >>40000000 in here

Lazy chumbuds. Get it to the bump limit at least. How can you expect Gura to care about her audience when you don't care about her?

>> No.40029439 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
Go back

>> No.40029441 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
i'm pretty sure most in here don't actually care about gura and just want to post twitter pics of her

>> No.40029464 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
Most people here actually hate the shark and are ironic posting. Didn't you get the memo?

>> No.40029471 [DELETED] 
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Pissbud status?

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>>40029416
I don't care about gets, they're dumb. And you're supposed to be the person who mentions it since you apparently care about them.

>> No.40029495 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
There's an injoke here where none of us actually like the person behind Gura and we only like the shark because she's cute and has lots of porn. So don't think too hard about it.

>> No.40029500 [DELETED] 

>>40029471
she got sand on her bum bum.

>> No.40029525 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
It was mentioned earlier.

>> No.40029541
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i love girls bums

>> No.40029581

>Deleted cunny and bait at the same time

this works

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>>40029581
There's still a lot of bait left. Get to it meido.

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Weird shitposting.
I for one, love Gura for real.

>> No.40029623

coulda left the cunny though. just turn a blind eye to show your support.

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SHAAAAAK

>> No.40029651

CUNNY POSTERS NOT NOW WE NEED YOUR STRENGTH FOR THE MAIN WAVE THIS IS JUST THE SCOUTS

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holy fuck the heroes are here

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>> No.40029729

Truly the strongest chumbuds goomers imager ligers I salute you

>> No.40029753 [DELETED] 

>>40029416
I wouldn't mind, but lack of streams has made everyone so negative unfortunately.

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>>40029049
Thanks bro, this is all I even got to cope to with rn. Been sober for 8 months. Throwing that away for tonight. I just hope goober is gonna be OK. I kept telling myself since 2019 that Jim is gonna be OK. That all this shit is just gonna work out. He ain't gonna end up like totalbiscuit...
I hate it.

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I truly love shark child pussy

>> No.40029805 [DELETED] 

>>40029628
her butthole is so fucking fat in this image lil shark eat too much gummybears

>> No.40029831

>>40028016
link?

>> No.40029861 [DELETED] 

>>40029753
>everyone
>Litearlly posts enjoying life and posting cunny above and below you
go back sister

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>>40029651
What, for the threadshitters? They have no power over me anyway. My strength is absolute.

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>>40029866
M

>> No.40029937

>>40029866
M

>> No.40029975

what is cunny?

>> No.40029980

Holy shit janny got the gatling gun Im enjoying this no segregation slaughter baits are finally deaded

>> No.40030012

>>40028016
you rancorous nigger. you think you can just post that shit here and not leave a link? hand it over scumbag!

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>>40029866
M

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>>40029866
M

>> No.40030104

>>40030012
>>40029831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFv7Bf53Do8
Its totally Gura frfr ong

>> No.40030130

threadshitters seething
cunnybuds winning

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>>40029866
M

>> No.40030266

>>40030135
What shape do you all think guras bald mons would be, personally I think itd be a double helix shaped hill

>> No.40030348

Ah yes, posting drawn cp is such a massive win... cumchuds seriously need to die already.

>> No.40030415

>>40029866
M

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>>40030348
what do you think Gura's butthole smells like? She's literally a child, so I'm guessing pretty sweet and fresh.

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>>40030348
Cry harder

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>>40030348
Imagine spending hours of your life trying to make a shit storm only to be blown away by bald puffy cunny and perky flat child tits and gummy bear butthole, enjoy twitter faggot

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Why they mad though?
With no Gura around, aren't Chumbuds supposed to be losing?

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>>40029866
M

>> No.40030518 [DELETED] 

What would your parents say if they saw you posting about "cunny" "little girls" and shit like that every single day huh, you ever think about that? They'd probably want to skin you alive and then kill themselves out of shame. No one likes you fucking pedo losers, not even Gura, that's why she hates streaming for you with all her guts.

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>>40030421

>> No.40030587

>>40030518
I remember the day I was born startled by the louds noises they were making it took me a while to realize it wasnt a yell but a cry of joy simply put: UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.40030592

>>40030518
and what doo your parents think about you being a tranny? They'll bury you under your deadname.

>> No.40030599

Oh man I can hear his seething sobs from here

>> No.40030633
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>>40030518
this is a cunny there are some like it and they are all mine

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>>40030587

>> No.40030728

>>40030421
Probably a little poopy at first since little girls are careless about that kinda stuff until someone gives them so love, after her first encounter she'd keep it spotless and nicely perfumed with a perfect hint of sweat and natural body smell.

>> No.40030733
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It's funnier if you don't give them any (You)s

>> No.40030739
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My parents know about my hobbies involving anime and have seen some of my Gura merch. They don't care because they know it's something I enjoy and I'm not some neet that wastes away doing absolutely nothing all day long

>> No.40030751

>>40030518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love little girls
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls
They make me feel so good

They don't care about my one-way mirror
Well, they're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't ask me questions
They don't want to scold me
They don't look for answers
They just want to hold me

Isn't this fun?
Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh

I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love little girls
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love little girls
They make me feel so good

They don't care about my inclinations
They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh (uh oh), take a second (take a second)
Uh oh (uh oh), it's a mistake (it's a mistake)
Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh

And I don't care, what people say
And I don't care, what people think
And I don't care, how we look
Walking down the street

They make me feel so
I love little girls

They don't care about my one-way mirror
Well, they don't care about my cold exterior

They don't (they don't) ask me questions (ask me questions)
They don't (they don't) want to scold me (want to scold me)
They don't (they don't) look for answers (look for answers)
They just (they just) want to hold me (want to hold me)

Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little, too little, too little, too little
Too little!

Isn't this what life's all about?
Isn't this a dream come true?
Isn't this a nightmare too?
Oh, oh
I, I, I love little girls
They make me feel so good
I love little girls
They make me feel so bad

When they're around
They make me feel like I'm the only guy in town
I love (I love) little girls
They make me feel so good
I love

>> No.40030805

>>40030728
nothing a little lick session won't help.

>> No.40030826

>>40030751
based

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>>40030751

>> No.40030940

>>40030834
according to the internet all lolicons have small penises

>> No.40030941

Buds I have two cumsocks in my bedside table's lower drawer that have been there for like 3 months. I haven't used them or opened that drawer in like 2 weeks and now that I'm lying in bed I hear something moving inside the drawer, what the fuck do I do?

>> No.40030973

>>40030940
perfectly made for my cunny wives pleasure and subsequential correction

>> No.40031026

>>40030941
why don’t you just cum on your bedsheets, you roll around enough in your sleep to kill anything that spawns

>> No.40031032

>>40030739
To add onto my post in a completely unrelated way, god I hope she gets a seifuku outfit one day. She's so fucking cute in them

>> No.40031092
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I have a dino Gura resting on my chest like a cat would and it's really relaxing. I fucking love Gura so much

>> No.40031102

>>40030941
it's the mushrooms trying to get out and release the spores.

>> No.40031221

I'm really hoping we don't get gura's graduation next year but all the signs point to it

>> No.40031226

>>40030941
You're a father now! Congrats!

>> No.40031236

>>40031026
I'm more worried about what's inside that drawer than finding something to chum on...
>>40031102
I think some bug must have gotten in and laid eggs, that shit is probably full of maggots ...

>> No.40031244

>>40030518
My mom knows I'm like this and doesn't care. My dad is dead.

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>> No.40031253

>>40031221
well, would you rather slog through nine more months like september and november? or worse?

>> No.40031297

>>40031253
I'd rather have something concrete so nah that'd be more torture

>> No.40031309

>>40031236
if you're in america, your bugs are tiny, so nothing to worry about. If you're in australia, it's huntsmans, if SEA it's a tarantula, with rabies, and AIDS.

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How many times and in how many places will this faggot post this low effort bait >>40031221

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>>40029866
MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.40031349

>>40031244
Your mother knows that you're a pedophile who's in love with a woman pretending to be an anime shark child?

>> No.40031356

>>40031297
People call me a casual every time I say this but I really hope she graduates if the choices are between that and another year of november

>> No.40031378

>>40031316
I'm not that fucker. It's just every single thing that happened with Sana before she graduated is happening to gura right now. Why would I not worry about it?

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>>40031349
Yes.

>> No.40031401

>>40031378
not true, sana had released the merch by now

>> No.40031424

>>40031316
>(((Bernstein)))
What do God's chosen people have against Gura? Are they mad about the trombone stream?

>> No.40031429

>>40031378
She didnt take an official ina break
also
>>40031378
>>40031221
>>40031253
(you)

>> No.40031437

>>40031349
the bait would be better if you emphasized her age here- “middle aged woman pretending to be an anime shark loli”

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Switching to this loop now?

>> No.40031448

>it's totally not me guys

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>> No.40031472

>>40031443
anon if you don't think shit has been fucking DIRE for most of a year you're just too far gone to reason with

>> No.40031477

>>40031424
she represents loli, and they HATE loli. Cunny for me but not for thee. They hate when Goyim get cunny, so they must SHUT IT DOWN, otherwise it will be ANUDDA SHOAH.

>> No.40031516

>>40031477
Theyre gonna turn us into soaps and bar stools anudda shoah!

>> No.40031524

She should totally graduate amirite fellow Chumbuds

>> No.40031537

>>40031383
Wow.. you shameless fuck you really need to slit your wrists...

>> No.40031561

>>40028184
Gawr is publicly dominant and brags about all the sexual stuff she definitely totally absolutely does with (You) but in bed is very vanilla and considers cowgirl to be an extreme act
Gura, on the other hand, pretends she doesn't know anything about sex but when you get her into bed she is freaky as all get-out and has a massive collection of sex toys she wants you to use on her and that she wants to use on you

>> No.40031577

>>40031472
Then why are you trying, "bud", because you care so much?

>> No.40031579

>>40031462
gura in mumeis outfit works but shes still hotter in ames suit with the mustache little anime girls with mustaches are always a top cum

>> No.40031590

>>40031378
Everyone here knows it and it started before her bday stream and only got worse and then she only streamed 5 days in November and 4 days in December and now not at all, so I also think it's only a matter of time and they are just buying time to make as much money as they can before they cannot do it anymore. I don't think Gura is working for them anymore and I don't think she is the one tweeting and liking posts on twitter. I think they are doing this so they can score more membership money on YouTube for the next few months before they tell us she is no longer working for them.
I unmembered so I'm not giving money for anything like that. If i'm wrong and I don't think I am then I will remember when she comes back.

>> No.40031613

>>40031429
Sana did take an official break too though

>> No.40031660

Was I right or was I right about drunk tourists spamming graduation bait

>> No.40031702

>>40031590
didn't read

>> No.40031705

>>40031577
things are at a point where an actual graduation stream may be more than it's realistic to hope for. you really ought to be trying to prepare yourself for the scenario that it's just announced that she's done. 2022 was an aggressive, full-power nose dive decline for her and it's a miracle that the option is still being ostensibly left open that she'll be back eventually. shit is BAD and it has BEEN BAD for a very, very long time.

>> No.40031708

Ok so it was actually maggots, there were so many that they managed to move the socks around...

>> No.40031725

>>40031660
>being concerned for her future is bad now
Sorry that I'm not a casual coomer like you

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>> No.40031789

>>40031660
Well yeah of course, but this also nothing new.

>> No.40031803

>>40031725
you're only allowed positivity in the hug box 2.0

>> No.40031816

>>40031708
Take a picture. That's the kind of thing Gura would love to see.

>> No.40031827

>>40031725
Lmao alot of you greys have been spamming this you should graduate gura for so long now, some of you deflecting because you arent satisfied with her fanbase, others because you are bored and others because youre obscessed with her doing so. Coomers are the stronger fanbase and this is a nice projection to see because theyre able to endure this storm with out shitting up her mental health

>> No.40031830

>>40031741
i hate showers, because my body knows that it's crying time. Same with going to bed, that's also crying time.

>> No.40031839

>>40031590
I'm also no longer a member but will be when she comes back. But I don't think she is all ready gone. I think she took a break like Ina and has gone to Japan and did not want the fear of people knowing her location there since she would be at the cover corp office and setup and told everyone she was taking a break for her health. Its a smart move and I think her managers just like Ina's managers come up with that to help protect them.

>> No.40031885

>>40031590
Welp I'm glad I stocked up on 3 of her nendos and 2 dino guras if she leaves for real

>> No.40031890

>>40031839
samefagging faggot. kys

>> No.40031907

>>40031725
You spam this bait in every thread possible you're not coomer nor fan but a wanton escapee schizo and you need help bad

>> No.40031911

>>40031816
This. I'm sickend but oh so curious.

>> No.40031956

>>40031885
I wish I could have gotten some but was unlucky because when she leaves, they will be worth so much money.

>> No.40031977

OH NYO IM GONNA DOOM!!

>> No.40031994

>>40031725
>>40031803
>>40031827
Trying too hard

>> No.40032000

>>40031956
is there even a secondary market? I imagine most of the inventory is held by superfans

>> No.40032017

>>40031994
They really want her to graduate please understand

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>>40031977
it's the same 2-3 faggots trying everything at once

>> No.40032059

>all this text and no images
ah real "chumbud" hours I see

>> No.40032076

>>40031660
I'm concerned she's gonna graduate you fucking twat! I'm concerned for her health! The last time I turned a blind eye to someone's health it was metokur AND LOOK AT WHERE THE FUCK THAT BROUGHT ME! My fucking internet dad, the man whose videos helped me cope the normies in high school, is fucking giving up because he's fucking dying.
FUCK YOU
what, I sould ignore gura's, my oshi's, health too and let it fucking flatten me to!!!! FUCK ALL OF THAT! I'M GONNA CONCERNFAG ANY GODDAMNED TIME NOW. FUCK WHAT YOU WANT FAGGOT!

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>>40031977
OH FUCK IM GOONA GOOM

>> No.40032081

>>40032000
There absolutely is. Lots of people missed the chance to buy and she gets new fans all the time.

>> No.40032108

>>40032000
Its kinda hard to say since there are fake ones out there. But they are not of the same quality as the originals.
You would also need to hope that Cover would not stop you from reselling them.

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>>40032076
anon go to bed, you're too drunk

>> No.40032171

>>40032076
Trying WAY too hard

>> No.40032180

>>40032076
"gura is going to graduate, no SHE SHOULD GRADUATE"
nine times a day is not
"I hope she recovers soon and comes back better if she isnt then maybe I can help her mentally by not schizoing publically as her "fan"" Know the difference drunkard

>> No.40032199

>>40032076
Look everything worked out with Ina and she is coming back the 8th. Gura is doing the same thing Ina did and taking time for her health and will be back just give her time you will make it. There is more to live then youtube streams. Let are shark recover her health.

>> No.40032215

>>40031827
Maybe you should learn reading comprehension? I never said 'should graduate'. I'm saying that she will choose to graduate just like Sana did.

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>> No.40032246

9pm EST? yeah I give it a couple more hours, the first drunktards are arriving

>> No.40032255

>>40032199
>live
Life

>> No.40032262

>>40032132
NO
FUCK THAT
FUCK YOU
I'm allowed to cope any way I want. so i'mma drink this IPA, then im gonna look for some rum. It's all I got man... it's all

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It's so clear cut when they switch tactics. They're really fucking bad at this.
Trolling used to be an art.

>> No.40032268

So...is anyone going to tell Gura that eating sugar when you're sick is really, REALLY BAD? No?

>> No.40032289

>>40032215
Those of you who feel the need to say she will graduate every month on every possible break are after 2 things, one bait and two being retarded
It doesnt matter if you didnt she should if youre spamming this on every chance you get your intent is clear

>> No.40032304

>>40032199
Ina's case was different and takos know more information than we do

>> No.40032319

>>40032215
Sana did not choose it she was fired for not ever working/streaming from day 1. Go look at her youtube and you will see dude. Gura has done more work then that girl ever did although she has pulled the same stuff sana did all year so that does worry me.

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i expected the thread to go insane tonight, but instead it's just gay and boring.

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I miss goomby...

>> No.40032348

The graduation baiters are relying on grammar corrections for arguments last time this happened it was a gender identity tranny and a reddit rait, they arent from here so dont take them serious

>> No.40032363

>>40032268
Better to eat the sugar and be happy on Christmas than alive and miserable like people like you want everyone to be.

>> No.40032382

>>40032330
If you left then at least the thread would be a little less gay.

>> No.40032407

>>40032304
how was it different? The only thing really is gura gives little or no information about anything, but Ina did give everyone something to go on. But a break for your health is all the same.

>> No.40032418

Sincere topic here would guras hair smell like fresh child or unbathed wretch and oil?

>> No.40032423

>>40032330
I want to suck Gura's normal sized futa cock.

>> No.40032425

Bets on how many hours before they pass out?
I'll give 'em a solid 6, 4-5 if they go too hard

>> No.40032447

>>40032319
She wasn't fired retard

>> No.40032468

>>40032425
3 these are some terribly weak minds right now maybe 2

>> No.40032473

>>40032382
i'm the only truly straight cunny destroyer that really loves Gura here. If she wanted to shit down my throat, my mouth would be on her asshole, no hesitation. Rest of you faggots wouldn't even swallow.

>> No.40032494

>>40032407
We have no idea how bad he health is

>> No.40032528
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A booba Gura for the new year.

>> No.40032535

>>40032473
Not the catalouger you responded to however why would I swallow when I could trap her shit and put it on display? you ever think about that?

>> No.40032540

>>40032447
Yes, she was. Mori also half ass talked about it on stream and hinted that was the case without saying it straight up. Also, there is other proof, but I cannot post that.
I don't think gura is going anyplace any time soon.

>> No.40032546

>>40032468
I was going to guess lower, but I thought that'd be wishful thinking.

>> No.40032568

>>40032180
I never said she should graduate you hairless ape. I don't want her to. I'm scared she will. But not as much as I'm scared that she will fucking die! I love her like I love my internet daddy. I just can't fucking take it. HOW ARE NONE OF CONCERNED!? I hate it here.

>> No.40032579

>>40032540
>Also, there is other proof, but I cannot post that.
sentences like this one tend to reduce the credibility of your post. they do not increase the credibility.

>> No.40032582

>>40032546
Realistically a half hour at most, on one spiked club soda

>> No.40032581

I see we have people here that don't care about gura

>> No.40032592

>>40032494
No we don't but I think its mental health from how people attacked her online for not streaming is all. I think the other health thing is another thing entirely.

>> No.40032610

>>40032535
i'd save some to smear on her flat chest. I saw this videoo once, there was this really flat girl, a russian and she.. actually nevermind.

>> No.40032625

>>40032319
several holos have done worse, there's a huge difference between a new hire and someone who already is pretty established there, that's how it works in pretty much every job there is

>> No.40032635

>>40032568
They're retarded reddit tourists who only post positive shit

>> No.40032655

does gura have leukemia?

>> No.40032662

>>40032579
I was not trying to increase it also not trying to reduce it but it's whatever.
I think gura will still be with us for a very long time. I think she is going to come back next year stronger then ever and we will all have a blast. She will do the same thing next year.

>> No.40032691

>>40032304
didn't ina just stright up ghosted them for 2 months? like actually not even a single tweet or message during that time? unironically seems worse than gura's case

>> No.40032701

>>40032568
"Im scared she will die"
"I dont want her too but im spamming she might graduate in "concern" for her health
Look if you retards wanted to make this more believable you shouldnt have come to the thread all at once, having all 3 of you tourists here with this poor bait also bringing up other tubers is just poor form even for a shitter post cunny or graduate from this behavior retard

>> No.40032738

>>40032625
Yep and People still think that gura is going to leave next year but If she did then there is the new songs and projects, she told us about that we will never see so I think she will come back with a strong year next year. People will forget about this when she comes back.

>> No.40032783

>>40032691
ye its just shitters bringing up off topic shit to make this "new" timeloop stick inas coming back and so will gura this "concern" would only worsen her mental health if you think about it

>> No.40032803

fuck the beer was a bad idea. I'm fuking crying now. I can't belieb I'm sobbing like a bitch over ths. can can someone help me, cheer me up or something. I wanna hear gura again. I don't wanna lose my dad. :,^(

>> No.40032844

I’m eating dinner right now and I can’t help but wish it was Gura’s excrement I was chewing on

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>>40032738
chumbuds have been surprisingly sane during all this, this shitty raid is pretty artificial all things considerin

>> No.40032853

>>40032783
Not to mention one of the shitters keeps projecting his real intent with the "theres only positive posters here its a hugbox" Man isnt the slightest bit concerend about gura he just wants a place to vent general frustrations lmfao

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>>40032803
hang in there anon. Look at Gura's meaty thighs. They are meaty and soft.

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I'm eating some beans for dinner.

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instead of booze i bought vanilla ice cream and chocolate fudge sauce and peanuts

>> No.40032938

>>40032691
I don't fallow Ina so I did not know that. Hell I would have unmembered and not have come back if that was the case. I'm happy gura did give us an update even though it was not a stream to let us know i'm happy we got a update in a tweeter post. Plus I don't think Ina had cover post an update like they did for Gura so Gura most not be bull shitting since there was posts done on Hololives twitter page before gura give us the update.

>> No.40032979

>>40032915
is it French vanilla or normal

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>>40032979
it's "vanilla bean" because the other choice was "double vanilla" which is too many vanilla

>> No.40033053

>>40032915
I still have a ton of Christmas sweets to go through... I don't think I can do it...

>> No.40033072

>>40032691
Yeah, Ina legitimately doesn’t care about her fans while Gura is just severely autistic

>> No.40033102

>>40032895
Thanks bud, I love you guys. yall always there to pick me up wehen I'm down man.

>> No.40033144

>>40033102
go back subhuman actor this isnt how a drunk speaks

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bored out of my mind, nothing to watch, pippas ouija was a gay blowout, i've watched too much anime, totally burnt out on that, trudging my way through the 80 part chris chan doco, but that's depressing as all shit, that loli themed agency turned out to be a bunch of trannies, cute ghost girl is owned by jews, the new years concert had shitty music production and fucking males, i fucking miss my wife, and the thread is boring as fuck. It's already 2023 here, and no one rang me or messaged me, fucking nothing, no one cares I exist. I miss my wife. I miss Gura.; I miss you gura.

>> No.40033234

>>40033166
Who are you?

>> No.40033318

alright lads I’m off to go drinking, never forget that you are loved

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>>40033072
>Yeah, Ina legitimately doesn’t care about her fans
I don't really know enough about Ina to refute this, but I'm going to call bullshit for the Takos' sake.

>> No.40033383

>>40033320
You got it backwards retard she spelled it ouy because thats my name

>> No.40033397

>>40033144
fuck off abhuman. I am a real human being! and real human beens cry when they lose their loved ones. I souldn't expect a bug like you to understand though.

>> No.40033452

>>40033383
(uoY)

>> No.40033457

>>40033397
You never had her in the first place she is my wife so I know deranged shitter go back to your nonexistent father

>> No.40033515

>>40033452
aw thanks

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My favorite gura song feat gawr

>> No.40033610

>>40033457
DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE
BURN AND FUCKING DIE COALBURNER BUG FUCKIN FAGGOT DIE1

>> No.40033688

>>40033610
This isnt an anime and even if it does your death line is autistic try something like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybmN6QF9fxA
3:11

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I like the sound a girl's mouth make when she sticks her tongue all the way out and breathes out. I want Gura to lick every inch of my body while panting and drooling. Want her to leave globules of spit on my face and push spit up my nostrils using her tongue. I want to sniff her breath, and lick her teeth. I want to suck her tongue, and fuck her mouth with mine. I want to violently fuck her throat hole so her neck bulges and cum in her gullet while she coughs on it and spasms as she gags.

>> No.40033778

>>40033522
kek, calli removed. So much better.

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>>40033610
Take it easy bro, you're going to make people think you're actually screaming with those caps.

>> No.40033808

>>40033522
>still doing this shitpost
Mori antis as persistent as they are pathetic.

>> No.40033826

>>40033786
He is its his rehersal for really being drunk some time in the distant future

>> No.40033955

>>40033808
every song gets better if you remove mori deadcuck

>> No.40034016

Gura is in Ame's New Years stream

>> No.40034017

>>40033808
brappers farts aren't even sexy. Why is the only vtuber that farts on stream so ugly.

>> No.40034074

Am I in global now?
Slow down on the falseflagging.

>> No.40034083

>>40034016
uh huh.

>> No.40034106

>>40034016
Now this is a real drunk

>> No.40034127

>>40034016
I bet my left ball she isn't

>> No.40034133

Gura's little girl cun

>> No.40034184

>>40034133
All mine T__T

>> No.40034229

now that it is 2023, it is now 13 years since i've smelled a vagina. the memory is fading chumbuddies, it's making it harder too imagine smelling Gura's cunny. Is there a fembud out there that can let me sniff your vagina so I can imagine Gura's little sweet smelling cun cun better?

>> No.40034300

100% of girls that I have asked to put ice cubes in their asshole have done so. Should I ask Gura too?

>> No.40034303
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40034303

fuck there's no rum all I had was that shitty IPA. Now there's only diet coke...

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