/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twtter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>39978574

[Anonymous No.]

jwu can someone summarize whatever gura related happened in the last 8 hours. I'm guess ing she was on a stream or something

[Anonymous No.]

You shitposting faggots better suck my cock when she tweets today/tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006587
https://youtu.be/n-fzN8-i3Qc?t=1401

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

One day Gura will tell us what is going on in her life.
I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006734
She already told you that she doesn't feel comfortable doing so though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006734
She has though

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006640
Not just a tweet, she's going to do a countdown stream and kith her chumbies when the ball drops.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006764
and?
>>40006766
no she hasnt

[Anonymous No.]

One day Gura will tell us when the live streams are happening.
I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

Is /ggg/ full of oldfags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006766
The fuck kind of drugs you on?

[Anonymous No.]

One day Gura will give us her eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006659
thanks I liked when she went meow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006943
There's also this
https://youtu.be/n-fzN8-i3Qc?t=3518

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006848
>>40006922
If you’re talking about the current situation then no I suppose not, but if you mean in general then she has shared stuff about her life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007270
nice, I liked when she most likely didn't understand what they made her say

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007270
What did she say?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40007423
yeah and she's only been sharing more as time goes on. love my secretive sharkwife slowly opening up at the speed of a glacier

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007838
"Nigga you gay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007838
mada yareru daro

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007892
i mean shes been sharing WAY less seeing has this year she streamed like 1/3rd of what she did the year before

[Anonymous No.]

Gura I love you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007986
>has
as*

[Anonymous No.]

>>40007986
Stream hours has nothing to do with how open she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008058
you said she has been sharing more
not only is that not true in general its also not true statistically

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008132
You're too dumb to tell what's being talked about. Have a cute Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008058
this is like claiming that RBI has nothing to do with at-bat count

[Anonymous No.]

Mother fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008227
I will rub the tummy for you right now. rubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008278
based

[Anonymous No.]

as a SEAchumbies I'm gonna say
happy new year chumbies, may this year bless us more, this year will be great for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008278
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008278
based

[Anonymous No.]

She's in the hospital with her cunny on life support!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006659
The fuck is this, and why didn't Gura tell me about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008528
some kind of song thing, and
>Gura
>telling viewers about something

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008528
It was clearly announced on the Hololive official channel that they would be singing Animal. For weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008600
You mean the Japanese one that I don't understand or the one with the males I will never follow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008445
Yeah, my bad guys.
I'll try to be more gentle next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008692
>doesn't follow sources of information
>gets annoyed when he doesn't know things

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[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Erotaijin/status/1609228735190028289
https://twitter.com/Erotaijin/status/1609228735190028289
https://twitter.com/Erotaijin/status/1609228735190028289

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>>40008766
I need those tiny hands wrapped around my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008735
Yes, not my fault they tainted the English account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008795
Not bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008692
they actually had to try to bribe people to follow that account lol
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1603902800768798720

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008227
Mine says the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008979
Heh, i remember that. No matter what the
cover managers do i will never follow a homopro account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40006543
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAaIOGkfAY

[Anonymous No.]

Being a chumbud is truly the worst fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008979
I saw that actually, but no Gura specific merch, no follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009197
What are you talking about? My wife is a cute flat child and i get to goom at her lewds everytime i want, chumbud life is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009383
Yeah you can thank Nacho and literally no one else for that.

[Anonymous No.]

I made dino gura a little shrine out of empty candy boxes. I hope it will keep her safe.

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>>40008735
I only listen to what my beloved Gura has to say.

[Anonymous No.]

Unlike you, it matters to me when I don't get to see her or hear her talk to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008278
only anal

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>>40009197
It really is. All I want in life is a girl like Gura to love me, and to love spending time with me. A warmth, knowing that you are special to someone like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009492
I always appreciate Nacho mama

[Anonymous No.]

Falseflagging is today's angle, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009197
We see our oshi the least out of all EN fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009383
I think Gura should do this pose for us and ask us to check her cunny because it feels funny.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>40009637
Are you worth it?
What do you have to contribute to a relationship?
All I see in this post is me me me, I I I

[Anonymous No.]

Being a schizo is today's ang- who am I kidding? That's everyday with you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

How are you holding up chumbies? You're welcome to come hang out in of the EN NY streams tonight if you're feeling lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>40009811
>anon: I want to be loved
>you: why do you deserve it? You sound like a selfish asshole
NTA, but why are you such an overly aggressive shithead? What could have possibly made you think that was an appropriate response? He might be sad, but out of the both of you, you are much less deserving of any form of love and I hope you only know loneliness for years until you become a better person.

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>>40010031
Thanks effendi but Gura is going to have champagne with us, kiss us when the ball drops, then ask us to make sweet cyber love to her all night long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010139
That was 2 years ago anon minus your coomer shit

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't normal. No one else in Hololive treats their fans like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010266
yeah we know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010266
Then go watch your no one else and fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010108
Nah man the self serving wording is a pathetic way to look at love, what he wants is a new mommy to lave him unconditionally not a partnership with a person who choses to love you.
Some people need a kick in the ass to re evaluate themselves. Improve yourself unironically.

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>>40010266
Ina...

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>>40010266
Yeah i know, i wouldn't have fallen in love with these two if they were just like every other EN.

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>>40010434
You have no idea what he wants or what he's willing to contribute to a relationship. You just assumed all these things about him based solely on him saying he wished he was loved. There are millions of people that wish for that.
You're a terrible person and the world would be a better place without people like you. Kill yourself.

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>>40010628
I think you have an abandonment fetish, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>online

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>>40010628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4m6SETScvk

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010853
who

[Anonymous No.]

Gura lemme breastfeed you!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010853
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>offline

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>>40010665
I'm just saying it was worded in a very self serving way. If you want to be loved there are things you can do to become more lovable I know reality is hard but try harder.
>I want to be loved
>So try and become a more lovable person
>How dare you, he should just want stuff and hope to have it some day for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010985
>>40010904
Me I just logged in to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010665
Thanks anon, but its okay, just ignore him. He just wants to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't actually think whatever physical illness she has is actually keeping her from streaming, do you? The writing's been on the wall for 8 months. She doesn't like streaming anymore. She'll take any excuse these days not to stream and she's been doing that long before she knew about whatever health problem she has.

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>>40011113

[Anonymous No.]

I keep buying things that are meant to be dunked in coffee but I don't like coffee

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011018
>so try to become a more lovable person.
That's not what you said in >>40009811 at all. You were just being a mean asshole, kicking someone when they were down.
I'm done talking to you. The only one who desperately needs to improve themselves between the two of you is you.

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>>40011113
It's the same thing that happened with Sana before she graduated. things are looking grim

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>>40011113
No shit, there simply doesn't exist any illness that prevents you from streaming but not from having a great time with your family and friends offstream and still working on holo stuff in the background unless you want to think of hating interacting with your fans as an illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011216
It is. It's impossible to rape the willing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011018
People can work their whole lives towards something and still never obtain it. You sound like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011288
*yawn

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>>40011113
She has an acute case of fib-rodishonest liaritis.

[Anonymous No.]

You niggers are still going? It's almost been a month.
I'll return in january, please cease your retardation until then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011288
She's not staying with her parents. She visited them for Thanksgiving and decided to visit someone else for Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing I can think about that would prevent her from streaming but not from doing literally anything else is severe IBS but even then I doubt she'd be spending time with anyone as she'd be too embarrassed... therefore I believe that she's lying or actually hates us.

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>>40011589
Yeah me

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>>40011587
Wait january is tomorrow.
February, then.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura is totally going to cover her entire flat body in slime for the cybersex ASMR, isn't she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011113
pretty much the latest possible "start" point for the deep, hard-driving decline toward zero is holofes last march.

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck is changing Gura's diapers???

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011746
me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011589
Is this level of delusion terminal? I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011827
You're an idiot if you think Gura is spending 2 months straight hanging out with her parents.
Like, you must be seriously fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010031
Nope, sorry. I've tried to watch other girls but they don't do it for me. They are all boring compared to Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011699
this always reminds me of those xray impregnation doujins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011827
And you got to have subhuman levels of intelligence to believe she'd visit anyone else but her family.

[Anonymous No.]

I felt it coming when she said her and Ina had a really lengthy discussion about life in general during the off collab, while sounding pretty melancholic. Once Ina took a health break I knew gura's was coming

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>>40011948
Meant this >>40011887 . Point still stands though.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish these Sana era newfags would fuck off, many holos went on hiatus, just because Sana is the only one you know doesn't mean everyone is the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011887
Why is that hard to believe? Ina spent all of her life until the last few months doing exactly that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011887
Mom's side of the family for Thanksgiving, Dad's side for Christmas, trade off every year.

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>>40011746
me i wiped her shitty butt this morning as a good mommy should do

[Anonymous No.]

Please wait until American time new years before the she doesn't care about us doomposting, I will freely admit I was not expecting her to send a merry christmas tweet and got BTFO, don't be like me, have patience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011887
Got to be incredibly stupid to believe she'd visit anyone besides family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011746
>>40012061
You diaperfags are annoying, Gura doesn't wear any diapers, she just directly pee on the floor or my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011827
>It's "delusional" to think she is hiding a private life when she's so reluctant to share even the smallest, most mundane details about herself.
You really are a gullible idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010266
It should be made clear to Gura that how she treats us is unacceptable. Too bad that's probably not going to happen..
>>40010628
No, Gura would be much better if she wasn't like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011887
Have you considered the possibility of visited your family 2 times instead of staying with them for 2 months? Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011948
Why is that, retard? Because the thought of her doing that makes you sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012200
>>40012255
Trying too hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012101
>>40012255

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012318
>>40012296

[Anonymous No.]

>Visits them Thanksgiving
>Parents visit her Christmas
It's not complicated you faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012101
I think, like for most people, it's the opposite, and you're pathetic attempt at coping is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012361
Why would her parents fly to Europe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012137
then what's around her waist right now. checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012361
You have zero reason to believe that's what happened. She didn't even say she was staying with family for Christmas. (Probably because she wasn't.)

[Anonymous No.]

Cuckposters sure are coping hard after their boy got caught with another woman on stream, aren't they.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012411
>>40012296

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>>40012463
>>40012296

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>>40012463
Yup, I guess all those gifts she had to wrap were for one single person

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012484
It was already over for them when they claimed she was with him during her birthday when she was actually with Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012484
It's gotta be a roastie, no one else would spit themselves blue making up bs about another woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Glad to see the anons in this thread are holding up well and not wasting energy arguing

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>>40012361
>I present my headcanon as fact, because what's probably happening is too painful to think about.
Just because you keep saying something is real, it doesn't bend reality to make it true.
None of us know what she's doing or where she even is and unlike every other holo, she doesn't see us as important enough to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this cuckposter keep mentioning me, Gura's husband?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having cuckold fantasies every day, that'd be so fucking sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012484
>another women
we still have no idea who that was and his reaction was concerning. Stop bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012638
>Just because you keep saying something is real, it doesn't bend reality to make it true.
ironic

[Anonymous No.]

I got my bottle of booze to kill the pain tonight.
Here's to another lonely decade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012638
>Just because you keep saying something is real, it doesn't bend reality to make it true.
This applies to your opinions too, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012619
Specifically, it's probably a fangirl of that dude's, since no sane male would comb through all his videos and care about whether or not he's single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012662
seggs with giantess gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is built for tender lesbian sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012638
The sad and painful reality is that we will never find out, you can just choose to believe one side or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012690
Yea his mother is dying in the hospital, of course he would react pretty hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine believing and trusting in someone who pretends you don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012694
>>40012720
kith

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012801
>more rain.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012793
That's not true at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012731
>seggs
>oouuuuhhh
What is it with this r*ddit newspeak? At least they make themselves easy to identify...

[Anonymous No.]

Why is /ggg/ so fast? Its hiatus months and its still faster than most EN splits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012099
It's pretty obvious she doesn't care about us regardless of any empty tweet she might make in new years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012744
She should kiss Shion while I impregnate her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012801
Gura has dreams about being the only person on earth, not really surprising she doesn’t talk about her personal life much

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012853
After receiving the call he mentioned his mother then quickly stopped himself. It's gotta be something devastating relating to his mother, else why would he react that way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012694
>>40012720
"We don't know what's going on" is not an opinion, dumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40008227
I havent even gotten a shipment email yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012908
Why would he keep streaming for another 4 hours if that were the case, you retard.
It was Christmas. Use your small brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
Gura's probably coming back for a quick stream so she can kiss us for new years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012980
I don't know, I'm making shit up, you are making shit up, so what's there to say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
Strongest fanbase

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012891
Shion is the top of the brat couple

[Anonymous No.]

After that stream, this guy your talking about is even LESS relevant to Gura and MORE off topic now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012985
see
>>40012638
>Just because you keep saying something is real, it doesn't bend reality to make it true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
people REALLY fucking like Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
Even if she's away, she's still the protagonist of /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013062
as far as I’m concerned this board exists purely for her, it may as well be called /gura/

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013057
see
>>40012296

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
Because of New Years? People are hoping for some crumbs of attention from Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010108
Someone to be strong for....

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013062
why are other chuubas so weak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012881
Gura is the most successful and popular vtuber duh

[Anonymous No.]

What love looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013133
Whats so great about new years? Its just another year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013271
>>40013286
rubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013264
Im going to cuck kson..

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is currently locked up in the hospital due to her schizophrenic fits of delusion that has finally been diagnosed after she went to the doctors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013144
>>40012881
rubrubrub

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>>40013264
>didn't post anything on day 20
She hates her fans!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013264
Make some rounds kekson

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1608765635319959552
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1608765635319959552
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1608765635319959552

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013264
I haven't watched kanatan in years. She never played any good games.

[Anonymous No.]

I really doubt Gura will skip this opportunity to make out with her chumbies. She's probably not only getting overly horny on her long break but also getting worried about other e-girls stealing us after seeing all that Christmas ASMR everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
That's hot but I wish it was Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
i know this isnt a Gura post so I wont click it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013264
What mental illness looks like. Glad Gura knows better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
T o T

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>>40013431
I haven't watched any Christmas ASMR though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
Gura got to smash that..

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
I want to bang Shion on top of Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013431
>ASMR
>with another woman

[Anonymous No.]

Toddler pussyfags and diaperfags are the worst. The best Gura is pre-teen Gura. Not these gross toddler versions.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura might be less honest than most anons here think...

[Anonymous No.]

the maximum capacity of the bowl (filled all the way to the rim) is 590 mL. the maximum capacity in normal usage (filled until contents are level with the shrimp feet) is 385 mL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013550
Toddlers are preteens THOUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013550
I agree, I like the true lolitas.

[Anonymous No.]

I just came back from taco bell

the nacho fries are discontinued

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013550
anon you misunderstand I want her as she is now AND still in diapers(and letting me take care of all her needs and wants)

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
Brats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013562
I mean, if she doesn’t start dating someone soon she probably is never gonna be able to have kids…

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013431
She doesn't care. She has other things and people in her life that are much more important to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013658
what? i got them just two weeks ago. they weren't on the board but they happily served them to me regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012361
Bro. She is with her significant other. Not her family. I can't believe people still believe Gura, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40011887
>>40011589
Exactly. Plus we literallu have audio proof that she's not with her parents as of December 23rd. We know where she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013674
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013704
only good Taco Bell item is the cinnamon balls anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013463
lmao, holy cope.
What a room temp IQ take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013674
In a few years she'll have thousands of kids with her chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013681
>>40013711
Yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013592
Around 150 cumshots within the higher end of the average ejaculation volume to fill it to the brim then...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40012690
Sorry, it sounded nothing like Gura's off stream or on stream voice. Wasn't her

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013736
Cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013736
Personally I would rather have games and asmr. Shitty shorts aren't my favorite content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013414
Why do you retards still fake links? Just be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013736
If you want those kinds of updates you are way too attached. She's just a STREAMER. Gura knows this, any sane fan knows this. Now fuck off and don't reply to me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013674
I’ll sign weird legal documents guaranteeing I never get to see the kids if she needs to use me for breeding, it’ll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013674
Couldn't be further from the truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013057
I think part of the problem is that there are way too many SEA in this thread and they tend to be incredibly superstitious. So they probably really do believe if they say something enough, that reality will make it happen or some other backwards third-world fantasy bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies why are you still on /ggg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013807
Amazing shorts are MY favorite content...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013871
she’s at the youngest very late 20s or early 30s and you presumably need 2 years to figure out if someone is a worthy partner

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013057
Don't mind him, he's just the asmr love nest autist, he doesn't actually believe what he posts and he simply hasn't realized that his "joke" isn't funny anymore, or at least I hope he's just larping, otherwise he's a legit schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013892
Horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013954
>>40013871
Don't know where you're pulling those numbers from

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013892
Because I miss her and I've run out of things to do to distract me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013874
I'm a highly educated white male and I think Gura, my girlfriend, will get horny and cybersex me tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014017
her pop culture references make dating her super easy but I’m not gonna enable lazy doxxfags any more than I already have

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013892

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>>40013592
consistent with the product description, the bowl does display translucency consistent with porcelain china. for some buyers, this is the bowl made from the finest material out of any they own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014078
are you seriously cuckposting based on fucking pop culture references and not actual dox? slit your wrists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013972
It's not a joke, why would you think that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014101
yeah me. and I'm never going to use it or take it out of its packaging

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014138
kinda hard to date her actual doxx because she could be just taking horrible care of herself and aging rapidly

[Anonymous No.]

hows the teamate larping been fellas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014226
Outstanding bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014163
Don't mind him, he's just the normal schizo projecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014138
He's not wrong. We've seen how Gura's voice lights up whenever she hears a meme she recognizes. Show yourself to be the meme master and you're in.

[Anonymous No.]

miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014304
Aim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014250
thanks I put in more effort than normal this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014186
the bowl itself ought to be relatively resistant to chipping and shattering, in comparison to cheaper earthenware. however, the decoration is applied above the glaze, so it is a must to follow the warning that accompanies the product and NOT clean it in the dishwasher. the dishwasher would certainly strip the painted decorations off in only a few washes.

it would have been interesting to see this same design with underglaze cobalt blue, but it also would have been exorbitantly expensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014298
That's not what he meant by dating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014298
Retard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014373
Can I make one myself?
Also, idk why they don't do more expensive merch since most of the cost is in the shipping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014234
It’s a holiday so it’s what you’d expect.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to take the mat out of its plastic. gura will remain safe forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40013769
Shhh, they've spent half a year shitposting with this guy. It'd break their schizo hearts if it was someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40010266
I know. It’s so hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>I just started screaming with my eyes shut waiting for it to be over

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014470
i guess if you want to get really into pottery, and drawing, you could do that eventually. this method for applying the decorations is vastly more cost-effective, because a porcelain supplier can manufacture blank glazed bowls, and then another factory can later machine-paint the decorations on top of it. in order to apply underglaze decorations, you would need to work directly with a porcelain factory to apply decorations before the final glaze. the final price would have been such that the birthday goods set would have been over $200 and the bowl would have been the only thing in it. it's not realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014658
>I just started gooming with my eyes shut waiting for it to be over

[Anonymous No.]

I'm tired of pretending that I'm happy with the way things are going.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014064
A girlfriend wouldn't treat you the way that Gura treats us, lonelybud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014745
I love Gura, but I don't enjoy watching her content

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014666
Worth it, I could use my dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014779
in Japan more than 50% of marriages are sexless after children are born, Gura honestly might have a leg up on the average housewife

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014779
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

I do love Gura, but I don't have content to enjoy watching.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura, and I enjoy watching her content

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, and I don't enjoy watching her content

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014864
what content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014482
I figured. Have a good new years chums. I have to watch my family drink and bicker for the next 10 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't watch Gura, but I enjoy her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014833
please keep us updated. i would gladly buy as many pieces as you want to sell of chinese blue-and-white style ware with a gawr gura theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014940
get fucked, I was able to make an excuse and go home early and now I can drink with whoever I want

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014944
what love?

[Anonymous No.]

I watch Gura, and I enjoy loving Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I kissed dino gura again

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I didn't love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife, i hope she's eating well

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura and if she posted any content I'd enjoy watching it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014895
>>40014982
My content and my love in her tummy duh

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura and lovey love love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015042
Casual

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

I Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

G.

[Anonymous No.]

honestly shark girl good streamer wow

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014779
Gura said she loves me very much, so I'll belong to her forever. I hope she'll make an ASMR love nest to spend intimate time with me, but she has a lot on her plate right now with projects, health issues, tech issues, and so on. I'm not one of those people who try to trade up all the time, I'll be Gura's lover as long as she'll have me.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

There's no reason to believe she's being honest, so why do you trust her? Are you really that lonely?
Or is it that you don't expect anything from her because she's never promised to be committed to her fans?

[Anonymous No.]

How would one get nut stain off of Dino Gooba? You know theoretically speaking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015259
whatever you do don’t let it crust over without cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

I hope after Gura fixes her tummy hort she’ll go back to streaming regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no reason to believe she's being dishonest, so why don't you trust her? Are you really that cynical?
Or is it that you expect everything from her because she's never promised to be committed to her fans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015259
Congratulations, you've permanently marked her as yours.

[Anonymous No.]

https://streamable.com/qez02c

[Anonymous No.]

>>40014975
I'll ask my mom to borrow her workshop, I think she might have everything already.

[Anonymous No.]

Where the fuck is my daki anyway? God I fucking hate Cover, incompetent retards

[Anonymous No.]

Being with us is too stressful for her.
If it will make her happy, then I think she should live the normal life without us that she wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015387
Gura thought the daki was ready due to her schizophrenic delusions when in reality Cover has never actually greenlighted the merch for production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Year chumbuds
I hope 2023 brings you good news certainty about your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349
>1 year, 7 months ago
what the fuck stop the clock please

[Anonymous No.]

is it safe to eat with the fork or will it kill me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015428
i have wondered recently whether she announced it only to put pressure on them to approve something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349
God damn it anon, im trying to not become fully parasocial and you aren't helping

[Anonymous No.]

You aren't drunk/depressed/schizoposting already are you?
It's going to be a long night...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015424
The issue is that she loves us so much that she conjured a chat tulpa due to her schizophrenia. After her doctor diagnosed her when she went recently, she was given a few weeks before being locked up in the hospital to begin treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349
I love Gura so much!

[Anonymous No.]

Only a little over a month until Gura is back!!! 40 days in the worst case scenario!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015487
If it helps, despite what she says you can count the number of time she has called us tiny and cute on one hand.

[Anonymous No.]

i bought the newest iGura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015290
>expecting her to at least acknowledge our existence is wanting to much from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015548
Count it

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349
She hasn't talked to us like this for over a year. I'm not sure why you even bothered.

[Anonymous No.]

still not as schizo as /∞/

[Anonymous No.]

>expecting her to take care of her personal issues is wanting just enough from her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39945258
ohh, i ordered the second one from geekjack. i should have thought to check there. good thing i changed my fucking address on that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015506
Im trying my best here anon, but i don't think im going to hold for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_chsSlKUG4
If matsuri's face looked to young for them, then there is no way they'll ever let Gura release hers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015459
Thanks, but it won't.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015699
There is no such thing as "too young"

Fuck cover and their mediocre and incompetent anti cunny managment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015459
Based thank you, have a cute Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015459
Thanks you too

[Anonymous No.]

My new year's wish is that I won't make it through 2023.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015791
cover plays good cop/bad cop with the streamers so that the streamers don’t have to draw hate from fans when they don’t produce semen drenched cunny loli daki’s for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015699
Should we let them add boobs to Gura so the trannies in management won't mistreat her and cancel her merch and projects?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015459
Thanks anon, i hope your oshi is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015884
cover management plays a role closer to paul blart mall cop than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015699
I fucking hate those tweet fag so much

[Anonymous No.]

https://poal.me/jm3zas

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015349
this is why we need more minecraft, she always gets like this on solo minecraft streams, thankfully she said she had them planned for 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015980
She has said multiple times that she dreads solo minecraft. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015980
She isn't planning solo minecraft. It's collabs, all collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016001
>>40012296

[Anonymous No.]

For Gura, streaming went from being something that she wanted to do and looked forward to doing to being an obligation that she now feels she has to do.
I'm not sure when or why it happened, but she doesn't love us anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

gura should start playing league

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015956
A bit optimistic aren't we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015980
Im glad, even if i don't like MC her streams always felt more like zatsudans rather than gameplays. they also gave us alot kino moments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016033
it’s called making enough money to stay in bed all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015980
I really liked the frog stream. You're right, even if Gura says she dislikes them they usually turn out very good, except when she's seriously down and forcing herself to stream but she doesn't do that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016033
This is kinda of boring ngl, can you switch to cuckposting or teamates larping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016033
>an obligation that she now feels she has to do
no i don't think it looks like that at all. if that were true she would stream way more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016063
No. The joy she once had seeing us is clearly gone from her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016033
Actually she's been streaming everyday, but only in her mind to her chat tulpa. Thankfully she's been diagnosed by her doctor and is now at the hospital being treated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016033
>I'm not sure when or why it happened
Right after holofes. She achieved all of her major goals and she doesn't feel the need to outdo herself anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016021
those are great too anyway, and also I'm doubtful she'll have an entire project with just collabs, usually is some open VC stuff and we got gura solo for quite a while we she prepares stuff beforehand

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016133
she probably read through /ggg/ once and had a major panic attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016160
Yeah I'm looking forward to them either way. Just not expecting much solo.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

i blame yo mama

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016262
i love this artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016304
You're gonna blame Gurandma's daughters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016146
This, getting to meet the EN girls irl only solidified this feeling as evidenced by her behavior after June.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016097
she dislikes the pressure of having a plan and possibly fucking up but her zatsus are always so raw there, like how in the frog stream she talked about sana graduating how she felt about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016325
Simple and perfect

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying my hardest to distract myself and put the current situation out of my mind, and it seemed to be working. Hosting guests for the holidays really helped with that. They all left this morning.
And then two hours later my Gura birthday merch shows up.

I miss her, and I'm worried about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016377
take solace in her christmas tweet sounding like she was okay

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies help, normies are try to take me out drinking. What do I do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016414
Go drinking with them, it's what Gura would want you to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016414
Go drinking. I would kill to have people who cared about me like that, wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016414
I’d go, but by careful not to drink too much. I always do that because it makes socializing earlier and then I get completely blasted and have to be driven home

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016502
I like whiskey sours a lot if you’re going to a bar

[Anonymous No.]

Gura big nasty poopoo

[Anonymous No.]

I hereby declare that Atlantis will be built before 2024

[Anonymous No.]

Scatbuds are even worse than schizobuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016573
If there's anyone in here who's optimistic enough to think she'll be back TOMORROW, not even they believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/b96mzo.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016502
If there is any one thing you could take out of Gura’s hiatus it is that good things never last, spend time with your friends and family while you can because you could easily only see them another 5-10 times before they die or leave on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016592
That's right, feetbuds are clearly the master race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016436
>>40016441
Alright fine.
>>40016502
Last time I went out with people I drank 10+ draft beers and I was still standing and being my usual quiet self. I think I kept pissing too, kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>planning out my content
>little sister overdrive
>original songs
>dakimakura

[Anonymous No.]

futabuds are obviously the best

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would tell us not to fall in love with her like Ina did so I could just move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016750
it's almost like her getting sicker completely derailed her entire life

[Anonymous No.]

you're not a lightweight, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016146
What about baiting a lot of knotting art, she has failed to do that so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016800
She would never do that because she is also in love with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016831
I don't drink and I'm on the skinny end of the nerd spectrum, so probably

[Anonymous No.]

pissbuds run this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016816
Almost. But it doesn't quite add up, does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016816
been there, was in an accident a month ago and the single week I was recovering from it fucked up possibly several months of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016831
kinda, I get stomach sick first rather than drunk which kinda sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016816
it sure didn't derail her plans of spending Thanksgiving and Christmas with her family, at least she has her priorities set straight unlike some of us...

[Anonymous No.]

feetpissfutabuds run this joint

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016984
Based one struggle

[Anonymous No.]

Pls, we all know who REALLY runs this place

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017024
Gura please you can beat cancer I believe in you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016975
Bruh.... everyone should take family over a bunch of tards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016975
if she had to cut one out because of lack of energy/takes too much toll on her I unironically prefer gura spending time with family, you should take your family over gura too pretty much everytime anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017024
What is that tumor that she has on her chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017024
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017055
idk bro seems reasonable to give preference to the anime girl

[Anonymous No.]

i want to get into a MDLG relationship with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017112
same but we must always remember that booba gura is not gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017055
But family gets pissy at you for not working...

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017099
Do I have to spend every waking moment with my family, they're not really that fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017216
just chrimas/new year's/possible birthdays at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017216
Honestly I think friends are more important than family, I have a debt to my parents for not raising me in an abusive household and I’ll always respect and take care of them when necessary, but I care more about the people that I chose to spend time with

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017132
Meaty Daddy Little Girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017265
gura chooses to spend time with family. what now

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017310
Because she doesn't have any real friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017310
she’s always been daddy/mommy’s girl, I don’t expect everyone to have the same priorities as me

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017327
nah she has us

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017394
Bro... we don't mean shit to her, does she have to spell it out for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017327
Yeah in the beginning of the Talos stream she talks about how she repeatedly has dreams where she’s the only person on the planet, I’m not a psychologist but I think that says it all desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017459
Are you making up streams now? Gura has never streamed Talos Principle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017494
I meant stanley parable I always get those games confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>40015699
>Gura and Matsuri can't get dakis because they look 'too young'
>dakis for the canonically underage Shion and Luna are totally fine, though
I will never understand Hololive management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017563
https://youtu.be/D0Dy1CfuEtw

7 mins

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017281
anon i don't even know what that would imply

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017640
Fuck, too slow. WAIT YOU DONT HAVE A TIMESTAMP I WIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0Dy1CfuEtw&t=430s

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017719
>let me in #428 it's time to procreate
She wants in the procreation room bros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017776
I heard procreate multiple times too but it sounds like associate if you slow it down and relisten

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017459
I dream about licking little girl cunny, what does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017864
yeah so it says here that you’re a pedo, we can’t really medicate for it but I can put you on a list

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017832
Get your ears checked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017832
come to think of it this is a kinda lewd stream, she talks about her sticky shark fingers for multiple minutes in the beginning

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017946
Stanley was a great stream, yes... god I love her. Hope she can come back soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017832
slowing it down just smears shit. i hear "procreate" and i'm about 99.5% certain of it. i can't say with 100% certainty that it's not "associate", but slowing it down doesn't add to the credibility of claiming that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40016146
Out of all the barracuda-posting in the past two years, this is the only thing that feels real enough to hurt. Gura
>accomplished all the goals she wanted to reach as an entertainer
>earned enough money to never work another day in her life
>made the close friends that she never had growing up
Then she promptly tapered off her streaming eventually leading to now. The logic is just reasonable enough to cause pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40017719
>To dream that people or objects are disappearing right before your eyes suggests that you have fears or concerns about the idea that those close to you could vanish. You may not believe that you are worthy of others' love or that you cannot count on them.
Naruhodo...
Source: Random link from Google

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018022
I don't doubt that her health issues are real and that they are a major factor in her recent behavior, but yeah, it's far from the only thing that's made things get this bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018018
full speed sounds like procreate for sure but I always watch these streams baked out of my mind and the subtitles are associate. Associate makes no sense though, she’s probably just being lewd
>>40017938
yeah my dad can’t hear shit and I used to play the drums so my ears are probably fucked

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously, we are discussing the meaning of dreams now? What's next, tarot?

[Anonymous No.]

looking at the chat, they head procreate soo

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156
I’m not crazy about dream interpretation but I’ve journaled mine for years and they pretty much always correspond to how you’ve been feeling in waking life

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156
This place really is all women kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156
Not "seriously" no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156
excuse me but i like tarot

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my gosh sisters, Gura is like, such a gemini, like oh my gosh, she's totally lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018156
i mean, i had a dream about gura and botan, should i look for deeper meaning in that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018261
>The Fool Reversed suggests that you have conceived of a new project but aren’t ready to ‘birth’ it into the world just yet. You may worry that you are not fit or that you don’t have all the tools, skills and resources you need to make this project a success. Or perhaps you have a sense that the timing isn’t right. Something is holding you back, and you are preventing yourself from moving forward. You may choose to keep this new opportunity to yourself for now, or you might be ‘parking’ it until a better time.
yeah that's Gura alright. another victory for tarot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018362
>generic bullshit that could apply to anyone blah blah blah
so true sis

[Anonymous No.]

>>40018468
you guys are even more emotionally stunted than I thought if you’ve never even noticed that dreams tend not to be based on whatever you’ve been going through in the past year, it’s not the same as flipping cards at a stall for $20