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39964495 No.39964495 [Reply] [Original]

>”No thanks, I’d rather watch my blue dorito girl barely hide her contempt for her fans in her 1 hour karaoke stream while pretending to be sick with her PC falling onto her dead catdog and breaking both her phones so she can’t stream for the rest of the year!”
Why not move on to something better? Something that’s so clearly right in front of you?

>> No.39964624

I don't like ASMR

>> No.39964684
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39964684

My blue dorito girl streams multiple times a day.

>> No.39964695

I don't like roleplay asmr. I mostly listen to millie because she helps me sleep.
Her 10 hour layered asmr is one of my favorite

>> No.39964712

>>39964495
ASMR is for faggots

>> No.39964727

>>39964495
Looks like a prostitute.

>> No.39964741

>>39964495
Bold, I watch the dog.

>> No.39964747

My wife

>> No.39964755

For me it's Shee

>> No.39964773

>>39964495
Awfully schizo before the new year starts. Why don't you make like the grinch a grow a heart.

>> No.39964774

>>39964495
Blue dorito teached me to not trust any woman, and i dont trust that one

>> No.39964878

>>39964495
Why is wife in all caps?

>> No.39964920

>>39964774
Based SEANig.

>> No.39965016

>>39964495
>Why not move on to something better? Something that’s so clearly right in front of you?
So a GFEtuber who has a boyfriend in the background and looks at unicorns as ATMs by milking the money out of you till you're broke and disappointed?

>> No.39965049

This is a Eel board now

>> No.39965185

>>39964495
No thanks, I’d rather watch my blue dorito girl barely hide her contempt for her fans in her 1 hour karaoke stream while pretending to be sick with her PC falling onto her dead catdog and breaking both her phones so she can’t stream for the rest of the year!

>> No.39965267

fine i will watch her, you can stop shilling her now

>> No.39965432

>>39964755
She aborted your puppy.

>> No.39965578

>>39964495
Do ASMR fags not realize that the rest of us don't give a fuck about it?

Also I've been married. I don't need to roleplay being married. In reality it sucks.

Is there a "Your wife and you argue about what to watch because she wants to watch reruns of medium again for the 100th time ASMR"?

>> No.39966745

>>39964495
Okay...? I'm still not gonna watch your 2views literally who though

>> No.39966874

>>39964774
it's either this or AI vtuber for you.

>> No.39967367

>>39964495
I like your shilling style, this is really effective.

>> No.39967519

>>39964495
>blue dorito
Trying too hard Nijisis

>> No.39967571

>>39964495
Id4?

>> No.39967912

This girl tries too hard. Nene is the better GFE in that company and Sava is more fun to watch in her own gen.

>> No.39967944

>>39964495
Can you stop shilling your indo normie.

>> No.39968509

>>39965578
> Marry a person
> argue with them about watching a tv show they like
No wonder your marriage sucked. Just watch the episode. I wish that was the worst thing I had to deal with when dealing with women.

>> No.39968571

>>39967912
Sava is a whore who got groomed by a viewer and is going to live with him overseas

>> No.39968617

>>39964495
Imagine being unable to enjoy your vtuber of choice without malding at a blue dorito

>> No.39968665
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>>39964495
My blue dorito girl takes her first real break of the year and still shows up to twitter spaces and a stream.

>> No.39968791

>>39964495
Fuck off and stop posting this shit faggot. No one wants to watch your kawaii crap, stick to your general the catalog is for number bait, drama bait and my schizophrenic rants!

>> No.39968803

>>39968665
she is offcollabing with the homos though

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>>39964495
>nearly 40 hours of boring basic bitch whispering in your ears
sounds fucking gay

>> No.39968956

>>39968571
Don't care about your cringy ass drama, /vt/ard

>> No.39969049

>>39968810
She literally sucks your dick and gives you hickies onstream

>> No.39969115
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>>39969049
Ew.

>> No.39970179

>>39964495
As a holofag purist I legitimately put one of these on to see just how hard she goes and I gotta say after an hour I think she earned a sub.
I'll use them when I feel emotionally drained of female intimacy in that gfe way

>> No.39970353
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39970353

my blue dorito girl mogs your literal who girl

>> No.39970709

>>39964495
ASMR is literally the weirdest and most uncomfortable fucking thing I've ever seen come out of the internet and I was a /b/tard in the mid-2000s

>> No.39970848

>>39964495
still not gonna watch her

>> No.39971423

>>39969049
H-hot

>> No.39971428

>>39967912
>Nene is the better GFE in that company
I just watch both :3

>> No.39971590

>>39968810
Only if you're a faggot.

>> No.39971674

It's probably a dream for SEAtrash to practice for grooming a rich white husband when she's done vtubing.

>> No.39971678
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Oh Nyo... Anyway

>> No.39971753

>>39964495
ASMR makes me cringe out of my skin and this is clearly jerk off material

>> No.39971777

>>39964495
I love her so much bros help me bros the Indonesian mermaid/siren got me with her voice.

>> No.39971809

>>39971590
I'm not a homosexual, I just hate women

>> No.39971869

>>39971678
common chumbud unforced self-own

>> No.39972110

>>39968571
How much did it cost the guy?

>> No.39972135

>>39972110
2 bars of soap

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>>39964495
>Oceane will be the first 1k CCV ID female GFE chuuba
>HoloID management will try to copy her
>ID4 has some GFE and non-unity chuubas
>The HoloID culture is changing toward Unicorn-friendly environment like HoloJP
>Other Indonesian corpos are following HoloID with this segregation and single-gender market model
>Maybe this will also influence mixed-gender company like MAHA5 to be more segregated
>Andi will have less female collabs (not all female collabs are bad but I hate how he's pigeon-holed as a 'harem' chuuba)
I must say this sister is based. I'll check her karaoke streams

>> No.39972730

>>39969049
Doubt that's true. At most she probably just licks ears.

>> No.39972821

>>39964684
You are color blind, anon.

>> No.39972872

>>39964495
>”No thanks, I’d rather watch my blue dorito girl barely hide her contempt for her fans in her 1 hour karaoke stream while pretending to be sick with her PC falling onto her dead catdog and breaking both her phones so she can’t stream for the rest of the year!”
Yes, and? I don't see the problem. Maybe you should stop being such a little bitch. But we both know that's not going to happen anytime soon. So seethe away. :)

>> No.39973082

>>39968509
Anon, I hate to spoil your dreams, but that's all marriage is. Compromising day by day with a person you find more and more annoying until you actually hate each other, and then you get the law involved and see how much you can ruin the rest of both of your lives and if you have children, their lives too. Marriage should be illegal. Either stay with someone or don't. Don't get legally bound to anyone.

>> No.39973125

>>39971809
based

>> No.39973164

>>39972730
I mean, it FEELS like getting a hicky, that’s for sure. She at least knows how to do the trigger part of ASMR, which is better than most Vtubers

>> No.39973208

>>39971777
she's indonesian?

>> No.39973417

>>39973082
just practice polygamy. if you're tired of your current wife or get in a fight, just leave to your other wives for few days. Spending time apart may help rebuild fondness for each other again.

>> No.39973461

>>39964684
BASED KOYOLOVER
keep on winning

>> No.39973576

watching nijiniggers jump ship from girl to girl these past few days has been really entertaining, wonder who's next lmao

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39973702

>>39964495
>blue dorito girl
Hipster retard detected.
>Why not move on to something better?
Perfection can't be improved on. Pic related.

>> No.39973753

>>39964495
> blue dorito
Do better nijifag.

>> No.39973904

>>39964495
I love Kawaii but holy shit her accent filters the fuck out of me. I'd rather be forced to listen to Selen's laugh, Pippa's screaming and Kiara talking loudly than Oceane's shitty fake SEA Brooklyn accent.

>> No.39974211

>Your oshi is shit unlike mine
>p-p-please watch her
You do know there are other ways to shill, right?

>> No.39975157

>>39964495
Provide link you megf faggot.

>> No.39975261

>>39964495
This would be a dream come true if I liked ASMR. But I don't so your bait is ineffective. Try again with someone who streams regular stuff frequently.

>> No.39975588

>>39964495
Oceane is not good at ASMR, also the wife stuff is cringe even though she is inclining like crazy

>> No.39975629

>>39973702
based and based

>> No.39975716

>>39964495
she's actually pretty based and shits on retards mid stream

>> No.39979553

>>39964495
nigga I'm not wasting 6 hours of my life on fucking asmr, that sounds boring after I came on the first two.

>> No.39980993

>>39964495
Impressive to have 6 hour long ASMR sessions I'll give her that.

>> No.39981759

>>39969049
Nah fuck off with your false advertisement.

>> No.39981824
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39981824

She comes from a company that's built on rampant gfe. Ofc she'll do ASMR to trick retards' brain into feeling close to a woman while rping as anything closer than a faceless normie on the internet.
Inevitably the idea will get boring and so the company crash and burn.
Pic related

>> No.39982012

the day you stop pitting your indies vs Holo like some contrarian fag is the day i give them a chance

>> No.39983279

>>39964495
>Want more people to watch my oshi
>I know, I'll shit on them and the vtubers they enjoy. That'll convince them
Genius

>> No.39987166

>>39964495
Kawaii got really lucky.

>> No.39987922

No we don't need more Holobronies showing up, shitting up the content you absolute faggot of an OP. I've seen plenty of holofags show up and shit up chat talking about fucking Holostars and trying to get them talking about the stars. So please, fuck off and OP consider hanging yourself.

>> No.39988008

>>39964495
>all I do is pretend
You make a horrible sales pitch for both the Vtuber and ASMR

>> No.39988271

>>39987922
I watch Kawaii and this is a massive lie. You got something mixed up by being a thread watcher (not even thread reader apparently). There are 2 Philipinos that are Niji fans and both of them start bringing up Mysta, Vox and some other girl members of Niji EN. One of them asked Aletta to raid Vox, and one asked for a possible collab with Mysta. Oh and Alban dropped by the chat to say hi. So yeah, you are a NijiNIG falseflagging.
The worst part of this is that Kawaii is a CGDCT company, and these idiots want to turn everything into a trashy reality show that is Niji EN.

>> No.39988348

>>39983279
People that watch and shill Oceane did that with Kawaii girls too in their own general. SEA monkies are incredibly stupid.
Btw watching Oceane will give you mediocre ASMR with ear piercing noises because she's an amateur, and a lot of SEA pandering like her doing the typical Asian mom act, and doing the Uncle Roger accent.
She is literally made for the SEA market.

>> No.39988369

>>39988271
The Niji problem is a separate matter altogether. I've seen plenty of Holo faggots show up in Nene, Reina and Oceane's chats trying to talk about Stars. Basically all major corpo drones are a cancer that can't shut the fuck up and adjust to Kawaii culture.

>> No.39988647

>>39988348
>asian mommy act
Till someone types "mommy" in chat and she freaks the fuck out and ruins the mood. Couldn't watch her anymore after that, wab.

>> No.39988747

>>39965185
rent free

>> No.39989770

>>39973082
Spoken like a true cuck westerner. Meanwhile the rest of the world's marriages are going fine because they haven't been brainwashed into lala loveland marriage where everything is glitter and sparkles and at the first disagreement you need to divorce.

>> No.40000600

>>39964495
Lmao, no

>> No.40002007

>>39964495
I watched this girl a couple months ago and it was nice until she started taking about eating dog or something. It really soured the mood.

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