/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Come on anon, it's your time to debut!
You've spent a long time preparing for this moment. No need to be nervous.

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Go!

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[Anonymous No.]

Nigger!

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>>3963824
TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey chat, ChuubaChavez here, and as always, no niggers allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3963824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HELP NIGGERMAN!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3963824
hitler did nothing wrong

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>>3963824
Normies get off my stream. Reeeee....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3964251
Based latinx

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>>3963824
I had a dream about this. The saying is that when you're nervous you're supposed to picture everyone else naked, right? I was the one who got naked. So...

[Anonymous No.]

Kon-anon!
Who could it be? It's Anon Ymous!

[Anonymous No.]

DESPITE MAKING UP 13%

[Anonymous No.]

>>3964723
I would watch an anonymous based vtuber.
Just streams himself shitposting on 4chan.

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>>3963824
hello... ummmm.... today ummm... we'll be playing uhh.... a videogame!

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>>3963824
Oh God, why me? For fucks sake man.

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>>3963824
H-h-hey g-guys! My name is Anonymou- wait fuck, I didn't mean to say my real name, pretend you didn't hear that, please. So, uh, today we'll be playing don't say anything weird for the love of god don't say anything weird nigger AH FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WOODEN
DOORS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3963824
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hi...
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*hehe*
...um...
hi...
i'm anonymous...
uhhh... so many people... hehe...
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welcome to my debut...
this is uh... holochan 1st generation...
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*hehe*

[Anonymous No.]

>ujhhh
>h-hey gu...ys....
>fuck fuck fuck nigger fuck
>oh SHIT!!! uhhhh s-sorry...

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>>3963824
Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden here. Aight, I’m talking bout that, PS Triple.

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YO WHATS UP GAMERS IT'S YA BOY ANON495 AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING SOME FORTNITE, AND WE'RE NOT STOPPING UNTIL WE GET THAT EPIC VICTORY ROYAL! DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, SHARE THE VIDEO, SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, AND DON'T FORGET TO RING THE BELL! NOW WITH THAT ALL OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S GAME ON GAMERS!

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>>3965139
I read it as holocaust 1st generation

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>>3963968
Sub, membered and 500€akasupa

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>>3965248
Holy shit I never thought I see that dude ever again. How's he doing?

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>>3965610
I think he has a kid? Not sure

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>>3963824
TOP OF THE MORNIN YO YA LADDIES
THIS IS NOFAP GOD HERE AGAIN TO BREAK IT DOWN
>I say I'm here again despite it being my first stream
>The sound of my laptop whirring like a jet engine begins
YOOOO SO TODAY WE GONNA PLAY uhhh one sec fuck
>I haven't prepared a game
>I close 8 tabs
>3 of them are porn
>I dox myself immediately by opening my Steam, which is linked with my Facebook
>I start getting racial slur Steam-chat spams showing up in the bottom right of my screen from viewers
EYYY DAS IT BOYS WE GONNA PLAY SOMETHING SPECIAL TO ME
>Open Game Dev Tycoon
>I have 2400 hours in it
>I then play it for 12 hours, restarting it many times and never getting passed the basement phase
>I pretend like I've never played it before
>I end the stream and then go piss loud with my headphones on
>I come back and realize the stream is on, say OH SHIT- and it ends

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>>3965739
wtf I would unironically watch you

[Anonymous No.]

alright my nigga what the fucks cracking with it, this ya boi eatdatpussy1488, comin back at you hoe ass no life trolling mother fuckers with yet another goddamn stream

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>>3963824
>ITT a bunch of awkward fucks and /pol/shitter screeching about niggers and jews
/b/ tier shit why am I not surprised

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>>3963824
>"hey guys, today i'm going to be playing some, um, dungeon crawl stone soup"
>look at chat to gauge reaction
>7 viewers and all of them are calling me a fag

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>>3966090
are there even any vtubers that play roguelikes, feels like an untapped market

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>>3963824
>with a complete monotone voice
Hello everyone, welcome to my first stream. My name is Downer Dennis or double d as my gen mates prefer to call me. I like anime like Paranoia Agent, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Big O. My favorite games are all old because there are no good games these days. Now to close off things, heres a song that I practiced for you all.
>Plays a random Two Steps from Hell song with no lyrics

[Anonymous No.]

>>3966000
/vt/ was a mistake. Say it.

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>>3966000
what a wasted GET
>>3965739
just look at this guy, he would be the coolest vtuber ever

[Anonymous No.]

>What's up my dudes, don't forget to like, subscribe and hit that notification bell to join the NOTIFICATION SQUAD
>*ting ting ting*
>Fuck seaniggers, fuck jannies, fuck KFP
>I know you've been asking for it so tomorrow I'll be streaming APEX but tonight is a zatsudan and the topic is, you guessed it, ISRAEL!

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>>3963824
Isntreal (Israel) is an illegitimate state.

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>>3963968
based

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>>3965139
What color are your panties?

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>>3963824
>Al these retards
Holochan when?

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>>3966000
What was supposed to happen, anon?

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>>3966000
>Not knowing that /vt is the new colony of /b and /pol/

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>boat theme intro animation plays
ATTENTION!
>british navy music as bgm plays
Captain An Ony reporting for Holocausts...
wait fuck no I meant homosta- FUCK I MEANT HOLOSTARSEN
Y'know what, let's sing a sea shanty, I know you guys like those...
um... let's see.... ah this one, ok
ehem
>sea shanty starts playing
We are going along this greater travel, along the ocean trading niggers
WAIT FUCK WHY
WHY AM I SO STUPID
>*stream ends*

[Anonymous No.]

>>3967063
I'd be down to stream and shitpost with you retards. Sounds like a good time.

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>>3966000
>dubs AND trips of truth
/vt/ confirmed for unholy lovechild of /pol/ and /b/

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>>3963824

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>>3963824
*cough*
ahem
test

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>>3963824
CUNNYY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY I WANT SHION'S CUNNY! ANYONE PLEASE DRAW MORE OF SHION IN HER SWIMSUIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>3965610
I remember seeing something about him being on the news at the start of the pandemic. I don't know if that was a photoshop or fever dream though.

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>>3965139
Can you say "Hi honey"?

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>>3965739
Quality post.

[Anonymous No.]

Today we are going to be blowing 1000 dollars in arknights rolls and spend the rest of my superchats in crypto rugpull scams, LIVE

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>>3968086
That's fucking retarded. I'm in.

[Anonymous No.]

We must briefly pause the stream activities to pray, mashallah.
>loud Takbir and rocket launches in background
Thank you so kindly for your patience, we continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3967863
Yenoh ie.

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>>3968361
Alhamdulilah brother, together we will pray and eradicate these fools. Inshaallah.

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>>3968361
>>3968933
Why do so many people on /vt/ love Muslims so much? Self-hating burgers?

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>>3969092
I think they are cool and their language is funny to the ears

[Anonymous No.]

Yo everyone, it's your favorite stag boy Anon 201!
Thanks to the terrible rules at certain game companies, I won't be playing a game I actually enjoy today and instead I'll be getting to know you all and taking your questions!
Feel free to submit any question here.
>Link to a shit site like Marshmallow
I'll try my best to get to all of the ones that aren't too over the top.

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>>3963824
I feel that if i were to become a VT, i would skip the whole debut stream and just start doing videos (I also don't see myself streaming often, it would mostly be prerecorded videos weekly) idk, i genuinely feel like the whole predebut and debut thing would make me get bored of it quicker and quit sooner

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>>3969366
Only retards do "debuts" if they're not corpo. Yeah they bring a lot of attention but there's a 99% chance of failing to meet expectations.

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>>3969507
Thanks, someone finally gets it

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>>3969092
I think it's a very interesting culture, they also have personalities where they will be extremely polite one moment and then brutally/hilariously insulting.

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>>3964251
USD $500
Hey, xXJulioChuubaChavezXx!
Who's your favorite VShojo girl??

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>>3963824
Hello, you're watching Cunny Seeker Anon and today I will review the cunnies from this hentai manga...
Our guest today is Nyanner and we will do a VA hentai readalong. I'll voice the narrator & ugly bastard and our guest will do the loli part...

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>>3966000
migopis

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>>3969092
They're the good guys

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, it's Anon Imus, and today we're going to play the Binding of Isaac while talking about the Israel-Palestine conflict.

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>>3969092
Nah, just the average European

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>>3963824
Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of Anoncraft, The series where I play Minecraft! This is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term... pretty loosely, because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here, freshly-brewed. Let me take a sip... ah, that's some good cider!