/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>39609950

[Anonymous No.]

Merry crhissmas, you got coal.

[Anonymous No.]

Patientbud status?

[Anonymous No.]

>makes futa dick joke
>also retweeted giantess animation not that long ago
stop trying to give me new fetishes you damn degen shark

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Gawr gura is in the hospital because she sniffed all of shion's used socks

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All I want for Christmas is Gura.

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That tweet was so unlike gura, she at least would’ve sent a merry christmas. Stupid mane-san

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>>39628982
Bummed out because Gura went out of her way to tweet instead of spending time with her family and enjoying Christmas. I bet it ruined her entire day.

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>>39628982
I larp as a patientbud in these threads while in reality losing my fucking mind the longer I can't hear her voice

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>>39629156
I know you're not supposed to guess whats in side the present boxes but I already know what is in that one

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Gurass

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>>39629244
You already wrote that in a different thread, SEAnigger. Kill yourself. >>39629141

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>>39629322
Wow I’ve been found out

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>>39629244
did you miss the merry christmas tweet retardbro?

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>>39629351
I don't know what "chistmas" is

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>>39629417
Your skin is the color of shit.

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>>39629471
Read my post and Gura's tweet again, retard nigger

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He's too afraid to admit he was bitching about nothing so he has to say it's the manager as a cope.

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>>39628982
I want to masterbate to women in pieces but my family is here in the living room

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why is using the fart emoji 3 times in her tweet

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>>39629647
Because she farted 3 times

[Anonymous No.]

Merry krimmas buds. And to goomba too

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I hope gura has a very gay christmas

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>>39629781
Gibbon Gombus my beloved...

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>>39628982
Pretty good, playing dorfs, elves and goblins are relentless with their sieges but multiple drawbridges and a few megachad axe lords are holding out.
If I get a chance to get away from family obligations I'm going to make a decision wether to relocate 200 dwarfs to the magma layer or pump the magma 60+ floors to where my central hub is.
Don't have any options since tundra doesn't have any trees for fuel and coal is sparse because I'm playing with low mat settings.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOkmczSR9OU
Chumbud prime...

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Does she have the 'beetus?

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>>39629956
The queen of fembuds... I kneel

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>>39629956
I can't believe Okayu tossed aside her hag for a loli.
She will definitely rape Gura if she goes to Japan

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>>39629956
Imagine the ASMR collab TuT

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>>39629956
Super secret Gura fan

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>>39629956
cute how she dropped her persona briefly when called out

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>>39629956
FATTO CATTO DO A SONG COLLAB WITH GURA

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>>39629091
Correction is required!

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>>39629417
oh nyo not a typo its fucking over chumbies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpHxLZReiI

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>>39629956
Fauna and okayu should fight to the death to smother gura in affection

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, Christmas is done with.
Now I can be a little less depressed.

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remember when gura was going to make a soundboard

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WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE FOR FUCKS SAKE I AM LOSING MY MIND OUR THERE WITHOUT HER

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>>39630707
She's dead

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WHERE IS MY WIFE AAAAAHHHH

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I MISS MY WIFE AAAHHH IS SHE REALLY DEAD OOOHHH NYOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>39629956

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>Gura's already overdosing on sugar
shark health...

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic shark

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I already cancelled my membershrimp and haven't watched a Gura stream in over 2 weeks.
Feels good, man.

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No one asked

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>>39631367
I need to save this retarded child...

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>>39631806
*licky licky*

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>>39631812
Gura's mons...

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>>39629956
some "actually we are fans of each of other" cringe shit in a good way

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>>39629956
Okayu's my favorite fembud.

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>>39632010
Retard.

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god I want to watch gura fuck ogayu and fauna relentlessly with her twin shark cocks.

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https://litter.catbox.moe/68vsdm.mp4

this brat asks me to do an impossible thing

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Imagine shitting up a thread on Christmas. What a sad life.

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>>39632209
at the same time??? same desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtW3fpscYnQ

And I keep wondering who's holding Gura now..

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>>39632395
Me.

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So goob's actually having some happy holidays. None of that doomposted "depressed dying shark mentally fucked" shit.

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>>39632445
Forced positivity, retard. She's not going to air out how miserable she is in a tweet.

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This might be the worst Christmas I've ever had! Thank you, Jesus.

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Is gura into futa or does she just like dumb pp jokes? I need to know this

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>>39632491
She has the humor of a 12 year old

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>>39632491
She just likes dumb pp jokes. She is still a child.

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>39632491
She's a normal girl that likes dicks.

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Should Gura rebroadcast some older unarchived karaokes while she's gone?

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>>39632429
I made this post.

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>>39632491
Child humor.

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>>39632553
I mean, obviously? She should make short videos too. But wishes can't be fishes.

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man I really wish she never said that thing about managers sometimes using her Twitter
now shitposters never shut the fuck up about it

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>>39632575
>Child body
>Child humor
>Tweets like a child
>I can legally have sex with her
How is she so perfect..

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People are really desperate to believe that Gura doesn't like the idea of herself pounding another girl or getting pounded by one. Weird.

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>>39632611
She definitely wants mommyu futa Fauna to ravage her but she also has the sense of humor of a child

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Merry christmas fellas

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>>39632611
No one is implying anything of the sort.

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>>39632635
Kill yourself cuckling faggot.

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>>39632678
?

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>>39632678
calm down chumbie its christmas

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>>39632638
And a happy Goobmas to you too

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https://youtu.be/6G5ZNcIwUQ0?t=2762
I meant alot to me, too. Feeling awful, buds. Have a Merry Christmas, I'll try to contain sadposts. No promises if I end up drinking again though, sorry.

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>>39632678
you dont know much about goob if you seriously dont think she would enjoy that

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>>39632638
Merry Christmas to you too.
Once we get past the New Year I can finally relax a bit.

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>>39632744
remember that mommy art she accidentally liked. i wish she'd like more art of other holomem like that

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>>39632741
Thanks for the warning at least.
Hang in there, bud.

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>>39632825
missed that, got source?

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>>39632638
Merry Christmas, Chumbie!

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>>39632703
>>39632744
>>39632825
Enjoy your mommy spending her christmas with that eddy boy.

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Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, sapcucks have been getting uppity ever since gura stopped streaming.

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>>39632678
based, these futatards are starting to feel too comfortable just cause Gura made a funny joke

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Whats wrong with futa?

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These are the best holos.

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I reply to Gura's tweet. 1 reply in a sea of thousands. It's so fucking stupid, she's never gonna see it. I'm such a fucking stupid cunt. Pour my heart out and no one will even fucking see it. Ignored by my family at christmas, I might as well be invisible. I'm so stupid stupid stupid.

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>>39632972
Probably the dick.
Don't care personally, but futafags should calm down.

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>>39632914
nobody cares about your dirty whore KFP fuck off and go suck the nijinig cock

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>>39632972
it's gay and futafags are obnoxious

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>>39632972
I fap to the works of aoba q madou.
Am I gay..?

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>>39633055
smaller girls will see and reply to all your tweets and chat comments
Sadly falling in love with the most popular vtuber is a bit of a curse

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOKj5oaBXs0

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I had a dream last night that I was browsing youtube and I came across a video titled "Gura's pissy cunny"

This general has ruined me

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>>39632491
The box, THE BOX!

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>>39633256
well did you watch it

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>>39633198
I needed this, Duke.

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>>39633133
See wouldn't look at or reply to tweets and comments regardless of her size.

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So let's look at the fembuds we know. Fauna... Cute, Okayu... Cute, Rindo... Cute, Jewghost... Cute. So I think we can now conclude that all fembuds are cute, all of them, and they all need to be sexed. By me. There will be a compulsory draft, and all fembuds will be selected for sexing. And then comfy snuggly post coitus gura vod watching under the duvet, warm and safe from the cold winter weather. Fembuds, it's an offer too good to refuse. I'll even share and feed you the chocolates I got for christmas. And you can pet my cat. Chocolates, Duvet, Cat to pet, Gura vods, comfort, my semen dripping out of you. What else do ya need Fembuds?

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>>39633256
Weak minded fool.

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>>39633256
I had a dream last night I was stuck in a high school space station that was being infested with xenomorphs. Also I was a teenage girl.

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>>39633487
nah you're wrong and stupid

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>>39633133
i also find the anonymity of being a chumbie in a sea of 10,000 to be comfy. Grooming 2 views is too damn stressful.

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Everyone thought that box was Gura's dick, but it's actually nothing, just like the streams!

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Futa is great. lots of hololive lewds are yuri for understandable reasons, but yuri gets boring real fast since there is only so much you can do with some holes
add futanari to the mix and a billion more scenarios opens up, all without adding men into it. how can anyone dislike such a thing?

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>>39633256
I wish I had cool dreams.
I only get anxiety dreams.

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>>39633560
>Also I was a teenage girl.
Now I'm interested.

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Why are you crying?

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>>39632875
That's gura's mommy, not mine.

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>>39632491
>pretended to be male in the certain 4chan post
not directly, she just gets off on the thought of so many people lusting over her tomboy self. after all, her go-to cussing word was suck my dick

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>>39633727
The shark Child... too erotic!...

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>>39633415
I woke up before doing anything. I read the title and then I was up.

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>>39633644
counterpoint: faceless hentai man is literally me

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>>39633666
yeah I dunno, sometimes my brain likes to switch characters during a dream. It's like quantum leap or timesplitters or something

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>>39633560
Being hunted by the xenomorph is my most repeatable nightmare.
The xenomorph is the most perfect nightmare.

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>>39633765
>her go-to cussing word was suck my dick
god i wish i could

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>>39633868
Oddly enough I wouldn't describe it as a nightmare. There were like 6-8 xenos that had just started hunting so they were peeling off the stupid kids and the fatties first.

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>>39633868
xenomorph is more sexy than scary. That shiny black aesthetic though.

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>>39633813
Fucking cockblock dreams.

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>>39633868
Mine is being hunted by faceless cultists.

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>>39633868
I always wake up in cold sweats if I dream of anything related to public speaking.

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>>39633925
Sounds neat. There's usually not other people in my anxiety dreams. I just wake up when she gets me.

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>>39633916
Same [spoiler desu [/spoiler] (not gay

[Anonymous No.]

Do you watch Gura's japanese wives, admirers and oshi?
Which ones do you enjoy and what streams of theirs specifically?

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>>39634251

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>>39634274
I watch myself beat my meat.

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>>39634315
based

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>>39634274
I'm membered to Gura, Ame, Koyori, Chloe, Nene and Haachama and ayamy with Gura being my kamioshi

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>>39634274
I listen to Okayu's ASMR streams. She's very good at it. Aqua is very cute too

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>>39634274
i'd watch more but language barrier filters me. Fucking sucks, missing out on so much content, and it'd give me something to watch while Gura gets better. Okayu is comfy as heck, Shion for some reason doesn't do much for me. I'd watch Ayame if i could understand jap, she's really cute, even if she taken.

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>>39634304
Stop laughing at me!

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>>39634410
I went from nothing to understanding quite a lot just by watching JPs and listening to them for ~3 years. Of course I can't write kanji and I'll never get to N2 this way but still, it's impressive how far you can get just by passively consuming

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Gura is shitposting again, guys, nature is healing

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>>39634489
No she isn't

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>39634465
Yeah, I'm definately learning as I go, it's just a very slow process, and I'm really retarded in a very specific way, so it's hard. I can't get my hand around the most basic grammar, all the N1 shit. I know heaps of words, but no hope of putting them into a meaningful sentance. Can't get my head around the structure of the language. See english is all about talking about it, and things, and doing things to the things. And japanese is like not like that or something.

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>>39634465
Shion specifically speaks the easiest japanese you've ever heard.
Mainly because she's shit at japanese and didn't finish school.
https://files.catbox.moe/y1fwk6.mp4

Okayu speaks very clearly too.

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JP fags go back

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>>39633868
Same here, i thought i was the only one. One day i'll face my fear and finish alien isolation...

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>>39634562
Yeah I found Okayu to be the best entry point too. Watame is also good.
Don't go anywhere near Miko, Luna, Polka or Marine (but do because all 3 are based)

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>>39634511
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1607014234923143169?s=21&t=OubKRYGdOWFehzNPe25L4A
I bet you feel like a fucking retard now don’t you

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>>39634630
>(but do because all 3 are based)
>after mentioning 4 chuubas

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>>39634682
chumbie blain small

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Go back to global you JP fags

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>>39634619
I actually beat Alien Isolation multiple times.
I think I like being scared.

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>>39634682
I put Polka in later but forgot to change the number. She uses a lot of uncommon words and often talks about things you wouldn't really understand as a non-Jap, references to historical stuff etc.

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>>39634274
I watch a lot of JPs but of all of them I watch Fubuki and the other gamers the most I think. There isn't a JP that I won't watch though. I feel like Fubuki had the first claim on Gura, so im calling her Gura's first JP wife

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>>39634736
Why would you tell Gura to fuck off like that

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It's the day after christmas here, and I feel a massive post chrismas poo coming on. I'm not sure I'm ready. Think it's gonna be a shirt off poo. Gura give me strength.

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>>39634825
I am praying for you brother.

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>>39634736
>>39634594
>anon watches less hololive than the nihongo muzukashii sharkchan
www

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>>39634736
So you hate Gura? She loves JPs and watches them a lot, she even wants to be more like them and become an idol

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Man, it's crazy how much better I feel now. Not only did she say Merry Christmas, she also made a dick in a box joke. Or dual shark cocks in a box joke, in this case.

I love this samegaki this so much. It's not over. We're gonna make it. Feels good.

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>>39634813
>>39634856
>>39634857
eat shit global faggots.

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I like my family and I like spending time with them but every time we get together for a big holiday I can't help but imagine what it would be like if Gura was there with me. I don't think my family does anything out of the ordinary but I honestly think I'd be way more comfortable spending holiday time with her family than bringing her to be with mine. I wonder if it's just a mixture of nerves and embarrassment, even though I have no embarrassment of loving her.

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>>39634894
Alright I don't know why you hate Gura so much but if shitting up ggg brings you joy then I can't stop you

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>>39634944
You are not a gura fan, you are a JP fag, go the fuck back.

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>>39634976
>You have to hate everyone else in hololive to be a Gura fan
But Gura loves everyone else in hololive. Why are you so bitter?

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>>39634742
You're a masochist , i can barely beat the marine levels in avp (any of them) without clenching my buttcheeks the entire campaign.

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>>39635008
teammmmate deflection post

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Imagine shitposting and tribalfagging on Christmas in the Gura thread after we just got a nice funpost from Gura.

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>>39634976
wwwww きもい

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>>39635099
Get that fucking disgusting fat cat away from my wife.

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>>39634786
Was it Matsuri or FBK who claimed Gura first?
Matsuri working with Gura to make that first cover was very kind and welcoming, so I still like her even if she's a menhera.

Marine as well is fantastic. Gura crying over her during holofes really speaks to how lovely she has been to Gura.

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I hope I have nice shark dreams tonight.

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Fubuki talked about Gura quite a lot early on, called her her wife, built that minecraft shark hat house for her etc.
But then nothing really came off it. Fubuki in general has done disappointingly little with EN overall for someone who always seemed like "the pillar" of Hololive and one of the first to reach out

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>>39635057
Rent free

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>>39635136
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iijGwwKkuw0

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>>39635185
fucking knew it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39635204
revolting

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>>39635205
Says the first person to mention that girl or her fans in what was a comfy thread before you showed up

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>>39635279
been here for hours.

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>>39635227
>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1651821547300

HiRyS anon... really?
And indie begging too?
Are you SURE you belong here?

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>>39635048
When you walk into the nest after not seeing the alien for a while gave me a serious "fuck no" moment.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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>>39635177
>Fubuki in general has done disappointingly little with EN overall for someone who always seemed like "the pillar" of Hololive and one of the first to reach out
There is a few reasons for this. The chat raids were one, but I wouldn't say that was the main reason. It's mostly because despite all the stuff she's done she's actually still pretty shy and not very confident about her limited english. Combine that with Gura being nervous about her JP and you have a situation where neither will ever really reach out to the other. Fubuki has done stuff with other ENs but I wouldn't expect anything with Gura unless Gura reaches out herself.

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>>39635139
>Was it Matsuri or FBK who claimed Gura firs
That's the two I'm always torn before, and I never seem to remember when the answer is brought up again. Either way, Foobs being a Gura fan is so cute.

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>>39635397
Neither, herfags claimed gura first.

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>>39635438
retard

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>>39635451
t. retard

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>>39635438
>Lack of object permanence
>No awareness of context clues

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>>39635470
He's bringing up off topic things, he clearly can't read and understand a conversation

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>>39635500
take your off topic crap back to global

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>>39635362
The shyness and bad english is a very common problem for collabs with most holos. It's a miracle Gura got Shion and Okayu (After a year).

Bless Marine for being so good to shy girls.

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>>39628938
I hope Gura had a great Christmas!

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>>39635526
This has nothing to do with gura.

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>>39633819
counter counterpoint: faceless hentai man will never be you and will always cuck you.

Gura’s post this morning brightened my day so fucking much.

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>>39635550
>>39635519
Sorry you're alone on Chirstmas to the point where you feel the need to shit up a thread

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>>39635581
I'm not the one talking about other girls in gura's thread.

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stop replying to futacucks

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I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

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>>39635609
At least some of them are talking about gura's futa cocks.

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Merry Christmas ggg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pamper the shit out of Gura so much.

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>>39635740
suck a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39635765
Yea, Gura's.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm the king of /ggg/.

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>>39635787
you wish, you faggot shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>39635787
Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

merry cunnymas
https://files.catbox.moe/jq5qs2.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, we're back talking about gura.

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>>39636031
Those tight, defenseless holes ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636031
me on the left

[Anonymous No.]

I asked google what is futa and the answer was 'Federal Unemployment Tax Act'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636192
All those shrimps are me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm done with Christmas.

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>>39636203
Try "Futanari" this time.

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>>39636291
have you tried taking ketamine

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>>39635362
Gura has mentioned Fubuki in her Muse Dash and Minecraft streams. Realizing how unreal it's been, to be able to call Fubuki her senpai.

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>>39636370
Why do ketamine when you can do dextromethorphan

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>>39636291
Same desu
Didn't get a Christmas Tree this year. Too lazy to even hang stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636404
dxm is literally just ketamine that makes you throw up and gives you a bad body load, if you’re over the age of 16 and taking it I got bad news

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>>39634562
This is true, but also japanese is a retarded language

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636370
I'm trying to be happy without the help of drugs.

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>>39636432
Throwing up is part of the process just like when you do ayahuasca, when you throw up you get rid of all the bad stuff within you allowing you have a good trip.
>if you’re over the age of 16 and taking it I got bad news
Says the guy suggesting doing drugs at all

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>>39636478
Gura is basically a drug tho

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>>39636506
Yea...
Escapism is my real problem.

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>>39636490
eh learning to like throwing up is a skill, it takes a while for it to be more cathartic than painful
>says the guy suggesting doing drugs at all
I haven’t taken any substances besides weed and alcohol in years, though I’ll always have fond memories of my degenerate high school and college days

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636559
I never understood purging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636581
sure it sucks but soon after throwing up you just feel relieved, it's not that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, we're getting a little bit too sad.
Please post happy things.

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>>39636581
after a while you get so used to pulling trig that it feels super nice because the nausea instantly goes away once you puke, I did an eating contest recently and when I made myself throw up at the end it was pretty much as pleasurable as nutting

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>>39636627
>>39636647
Sure it's normal to puke if you are feeling nauseous, but I'm talking about the people who puke just for the sake of it, never made sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636758
Now that's different and definitely not "purging"

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>>39636772
yea that’s just an eating disorder

[Anonymous No.]

I think i ate too much, help me buds...

[Anonymous No.]

I want the shark streamer to make me feel like I’m in a shotacon for Christmas, is that really too much to ask

[Anonymous No.]

if she forced you to take care of her urges, would you spit or swallow?

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoying your cold chicken chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636880
Just grab an anal onahole if you really want to be inside one I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636901
swallow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636919
retard

[Anonymous No.]

binglebells

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636924
based

[Anonymous No.]

Im Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636919
I had some nice warm ham actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636977
YOU STUPID SHARK YOU BETTER GET WELL OR I'M GOING TO KMS AND HAUNT YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636977
Meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636977
eat more until you have a nice potbelly pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636901
Every last drop is going down my throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637004
No one I know can make turkey not dry. You cant go wrong with ham.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637238
Turkey is a horrible meat, I honestly doubt people are still regularly eating it at thanksgiving in a decade or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637254
chicken is already a 24 hour long quest of brining and cutting the spine just to make it taste like something, Turkey is unsalvageable

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637254
it is alright in a stew or something that isn't roasted, bird meat is terrible roasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637238
>>39637254
It's really good if you make it right, but it's hard to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wife is making Ham
>Make do with crab sticks until then
>What the hell is Alaskan Pollack?
>Oh its fish

Fine for Gwombus but I bought a couple of these shitty Circle K burgers and my animals eaten count this christmas will be 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637473
boomerbud...
why are you cheating your wife with gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633765
>Her 4chan posts
uh got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637522
Cheating? I said wife not girlfriend. Anyways she watches with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637332
It's good if you smother it in something else. But I have a white mother that doesn't know about seasonings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632491
you should know her sense of humor by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637547
It's the schizo making things up again. Stop giving them attention. He'll probably start spewing shit about "her" getting banned during the overwatch collab next

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637547
>>39636977
there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637004
Your ham is cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637619
>It's the schizo making things up again.
Am I the only mentally sound poster here??

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637655
It is now cause it's in the fridge

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she's with her family and not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637736
Knowing that she had gifts she wanted to wrap to give them it's almost a guarantee she's with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636901
neither, i am a smellfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637736
https://litter.catbox.moe/ezmld1.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/g1p60a.jpg
This is going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637304
pretty much anything will be decent in a stew though, even the Eastern Europeans have Borscht and they have the culinary skills of a toddler

[Anonymous No.]

fauna is live

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
I am watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637948
No one asked.

[Anonymous No.]

I doubt any of you love Gura as much as I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
ersatz product

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637970
Oh yeah? Well I love her the exact normal, socially acceptable amount that will make her fall in love with me for real. You’re just a delusional fan

[Anonymous No.]

Got my gura wireless earbuds. Now I can hear her voice in my head everyday!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637736
>Not alone
Like us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638040
She will annoy you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638040
The what now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638040
Yay...another voice to add to the collection of voices in me head :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
Chumbud Prime is pretty good too. Hard to imagine year we very well could have had a conversation with Fauna and maybe even called her a fag at some point

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638015
N-NANI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638124
begone fakebud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638112
The groove coaster Gura earbuds. How new are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637901
how do I unsubscribe from this newsletter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638256
Start a forest fire near you, get rid of them saplings in your area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638153
Oh yeah forgot that existed, are the earbuds good btw?

[Anonymous No.]

post shark cuncun or else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638425
gura is annoying as hell in them, that fucking brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637921
>>39637972
>>39638256
>gura on long break so not much to do or talk about
>one of her fav holos has a christmas stream
>gura likely watching it right now
is it really that uncalled for to bring her up here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638451
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638451
Or else what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638578
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638580
your funeral

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638578
Yes niggs, this isn't gura and friends general. in the gura general you talk about gura, simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys think Gura is grooming any of her family members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638680
Her brother for sure, god i am jealous...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638578
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. Could you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to be healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

any images like this but with Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638578
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638746
exactly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638860
White pantyhose drive me insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>39638966
in a good way or bad way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639048
anonchama, thats gabby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639178
Not him but who cares? I would still have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639178
gomen

[Anonymous No.]

I played mario on switch with my cousins and an 8 year old called me a manchild. it was hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639373
Your cousin's parents call you a manchild often and their kid happened to overhear and learn the term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639178
gabby is gura you dumbuds. do you think she buys groceries with a huge shark tail? no

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639582
I didn't want to explain the full relationship to keep the post short, but it was actually one of their friends kids that I've never seen before and who has no reason to talk about me. The real cousin knew what it was and was cracking up with me though so you're probably right but they were taught well enough to not say it to my face. Shit was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639599
Yes, why wouldn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639775
how does she silence people who try to make an issue of her giant shark tail?

[Anonymous No.]

you think she will come back for the MK tournament?

[Anonymous No.]

COME ON GURAZARD PLEASE
JUST DO ONE STREAM IN JANUARY PLEASE
WE NEED TO YOU TO STAY SOMEWHAT RELEVANT IN THE PUBLIC EYE AT LEAST
ARRRRRRRGH MY MONEEEEEEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639883
Probably, but won't stream it herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639808

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639808

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639951
she better not do that, if she's well enough to compete then she's well enough to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639883
She wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639883
I think she'll be there but she isn't gonna stream it.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbud Prime is doing a duet with Gura right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura (recording of singing) on Fauna's stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640223
go back
don't make me pull out the E*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640223
>>39640233
We could have had a real offcollab karaoke...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640223
>>39640233
Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you thankful for this year chumbuds?

[Anonymous No.]

saplings are the most goddamn annoying fanbase, bunch of cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640273
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS SO CUTE SEND HER ALL OF YOUR LOVE AND HEALING ENERGY OKAY YOU MUST. FAUNA HAS GIVEN HER BLESSING TO GOOM TO GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640298
Fake chumbud that doesn't want to listen to Gura sing, please leave

[Anonymous No.]

i could hear gooba's voice i'm happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640384
wrong thread retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640423
This is the wrong thread to talk about Gura's singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640456
yes, this thread is for Gabby

[Anonymous No.]

we like Fauna here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640456
Ignore the off-topic fags. Replying to them is just as bad as their posts.

[Anonymous No.]

why does everyone come to this thread to shill their oshi? what do they gain besides shit stirring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640587
99% of the time it's just some retard trying to start a fanbase war

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640587
>what do they gain besides shit stirring?
It's a mystery

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640587
>to shill their oshi
People mentioning a Gura appearance for people who might want to hear Gura's voice are considered as shilling Fauna now?
Do you people even like Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640456
a recording of gura is not gura you dumb fuck why would i want to hear your whore oshi that can't even sing on key ruin gura's singing?

[Anonymous No.]

Man being alone on Christmas really made some of you guys really bitter. Get some help

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640773
shut the fuck up man, post it in global if you must post it, why stir up shit here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640773
They're trying to start retarded arguments. Do not reply to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640877
God I want to sniff between those buttcheeks. Can you even imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640118
she's sick of streaming, not of MK tournaments

[Anonymous No.]

WE POST ALL GURA MENTIONS HERE
WE POST ALL GURA APPEARANCES HERE
WE HAVE ALWAYS DONE THAT
KILL YOURSELF TOURISTS YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF >US THE REAL CHUMBUDS YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE SHIT AND GURA WOULD VOMIT READING YOUR DISGUSTING POSTS APOUT HER FRIENDS
NECK YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639048
The horny way

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640855
>posting Gura mentions is bad
Where do these newfags even come from

[Anonymous No.]

>Heey shrimpiees, i am back!
>I know I know, you all missed me hehe
>There is a reason why I went away for so long.. Its on this box..
>Will you accept me like this, my dear chumbuddy?

Would /ggg/ accept gura if she grew a massive futa penis? Everything would be back to normal and she would stream again, but she would have a futa penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641020
go back sapling, you're just making me hate your oshi more
>>39641100
you're the newfag, go back to /hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

merry christmas motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641207
why is it always giant?
can't she get a cute and tiny girly penis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39640347
pot, kettle, black, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641207
>massive futa penis
don't trick me; all she has down there is a smaller gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641223
>i hate (chuba) because of (anon)
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641264
You can lock it up, eventually it will shrinl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641207
it would be 2 inches tops

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641207
>a
>massive
Sorry buddy, but she has two small phimotic shark cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641264
>why is it always giant?
Dunno

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641334
>>39641020
it's not a collab you retard, stop trying to shill your oshi here for a dumb fucking recording played during her karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641264
>>39641310
>>39641392
>>39641392
>>39641403
Would you accept gura or not? Dont dodge the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641487
i would accept her even if she grew tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641403
That looks stupid. Most artists don't draw it in an appealing way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641453
stop replying to me, you morbidly obese monkey
nobody here aggrees with you dumbass opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641487
I have always advocated sucking on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.
>>39635711

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641424
seggs with giantess gura

[Anonymous No.]

Does gura have any vod where superthanks is enabled I wish to give her vibrator money this christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641691
>>39641530
If I was gura and I grew a big futa penis and then i learned that my chumbuds would not accept be because of it, i would just not come back at all. Maybe gura grew a massive dick and this is why she won't come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641922
I will personally lick her dick down to size don't worry gura i got chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39639883
There's a Mortal Kombat tournament?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642127
i wish holos would play fighting games... a tournament of that could be kino
i'm pretty sure they have perms for guilty gear
we could be turned into our /ggg/ twin: Guilty Gear General

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be Gura's Mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642337
Mori tried to do that with guilty gear but not enoug girls were interested. Gura won't even play smash so I'd never expect her to play a fighting game. Maybe if someone makes a really cute one with booba and lolis that has baby-level mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

HOW DO I SEND GURA TINGLY EGG MONEY?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642458
I want Gura to be my mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642548
I want Gura to be my Gurandma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642548
Yuko..

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642528
there's that one only Miko plays called Soul Calibur where you can make custom characters, it would be really fun if everybody played it
https://youtu.be/_WDPCOPe6eg?t=58

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really happy Goober was feeling alright today. It made made me enjoy Christmas with my folks all the more, even if I didn't get to actually see her today.
We're all gonna make it, buds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642717
no way gura would play soul calibar. but she's probably schlicked to porn of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642773
You know that animation where Cassandra begs that demon not to but she likes it by the time he's done? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642747
same desu
knowing that she is fine made me happy for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643016
it would probably help our case if you guys could at least pretend not to have rape fantasies kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39642747
>he thinks the manager was her
im ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643136
Don't act like women don't have them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643189
stop you’re gonna make me horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643242
Too late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643189
I have them too please rape me Gura

[Anonymous No.]

gawr cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39637809
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643189
but father daughter goosing is consensual gura

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641207
I would absolutely accept Gura's massive futa penis in my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643608
I think it would be more fun to blow her and feel the little twitches in my mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643590
God damn it the shark pissed in her bed.
Again.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643590
ToT she's begging for it now

[Anonymous No.]

I do love gura and I would enjoy being her content

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
I don’t read moonrunes I’m not a jp enjoyer like Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643590
Built for scratches behind the ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
moyai

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644119
Question:What is your favorite anon from 4chan
Her answer: a buffet(of me) or my bed(with me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644199
ah fuck you caught me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
Where's does this come from?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644288
Its from her diary of her interactions with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
>the ocean may be big, but my love for you is bigger!
Gura... I'm surprised she's never mentioned this cheesy line or this interview thing at all, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644326
Buy something nice with those 5 dollars, cunny
Perhaps a fulfilling future I only require one onion ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644354
It isnt cheesy because she was talking about me and I aint made of swiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644354
shark brain too smol please anderstand

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you are doing your best gura, to recover. Confront whatever this is.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is the Michael Jordan of vtubing, she’s just in her gambling arc right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644354
I really really love this line and I still hope she says it out loud someday so I can make a soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644354
smoothest pick up line in 5 gothic mall bars, im wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644326
cun cun thanking me for kissing her uoh erotic

[Anonymous No.]

You can only be one
Her shoes or her hoodie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644690
Her hoodie, especially if she's nopan. I can be touching her flat chest, butt and cunny at the same time ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644690
I feel like hoodie is the obvious choice even if you are a footfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
she doesn't hate her genmates like people /here/ told me wtf

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff and lick the crust on Gura's panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644855
>>39644907
but the shoes have a smaller area thus enclosing her scent in way more and since they are kids shoes she is sure to give them lots of love before they are ruined, best way to go out really

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645145
if you're right next to it it doesn't matter if it's enclosed or not

[Anonymous No.]

i like that the horny comment still isn't deleted or antyhing. clearly gura wants us to be hornier in her comment section

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645232
Nay its like the difference between a locker room and a open hot spring, even if you are point blank to the smell if it has a vent to escape you get less of it but if its trapped the preexisting scent meshes with the current scent making a bath for the nose, its similiar to cooking with an oven for roasts, not to mention the sweat content that shoes and socks get to the rest of the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645353
Yeah, gura probably touched herself while reading it too

[Anonymous No.]

I'm alone on Christmas...
I don't even have my mom and dad with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645353
huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645500
so thats a yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645353
I thought this general was pretty much always 30% horribly written OC smut?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, the VTweeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39643152
>im ngmi
yeah, we know
you schizos have nothing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645453
Unironically go to a church.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644690
hoodie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645592
yeah all me and gura kiss kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645453
My mom's got nobody but me on Christmas. We're gonna watch Cyberpunk or Altered Carbon later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645592
It should be 100%, cumbuds write the best smut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645643
fuck no dont do this churches are a drag, go to churches the food place and then dave and buster s

[Anonymous No.]

If you wanna kiss my daughterwife, you're gonna have to go through me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39644016
>mori as one of her favourite artists
bonebros still alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645882
Out of the fucking way chumbozo I have a child to breed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645965
that image is from, like. 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>39645882
Then I will kiss you instead
*Chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39636161
why is gura such a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39646217
My cock is addicting anon I dont blame her

[Anonymous No.]

>>39646217
she's a samegaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>39641223
kys newnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>39646217
addicted to semen