/MANS/- Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS
"Vesper Break start now" EDITION!

Last thread: >>39605488

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG (embed)

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39620945
he hates us...

[Anonymous No.]

merry christmas

[Anonymous No.]

If manechan makes monkey noises in Axel's stream, I will kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que se dice en /catalogue/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

[Anonymous No.]

Riptare (…)!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39620945
Now he definitely hate us... Look, look! He doesn't even want to us this whole week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39621612
He only doesn't hate us when he's on break, he still hates us on every other day of the week...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39621595
Shame he won't congratulate rpr on the new cover.... kek

[Anonymous No.]

>magni overlapping with dingo once again
why do they hate eachother

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>>39621949
They have to stream at the same time 'cause that's the only time they aren't having discord sex

[Anonymous No.]

rpr's cover was surprisingly good, expected to congratulate him just to be nice, but I actually enjoyed it.

[Anonymous No.]

He... loves us?

[Anonymous No.]

>2 years without vesper
he actually hates us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39621949
dingo is the one who likes overlapping with the others :( first altare now magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39620945
HE HATES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>39620945
How would you powerscale the boys? I'd say Altare is on his way to become a planet buster.

[Anonymous No.]

hewwo !!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39621131
VIVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39623362
FAT FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39622772
ascending order in terms of strength
going by anime rules
>axel is just a strong meathead, can probably tank literally anything but also can't do anything impressive besides hit stuff
>vesper can hold his own in a fight, supplements his fighting style with rare and ancient magics nobody but him has time to study and train in properly because he's a scholar
>magni is really weak but for lore reasons he can pull out some insanely powerful spells, has 17 different aces up his sleeve and 4 different forms. the writer's self insert
>leadersan has the demon god king's power because he's an isekai protag, gives him deus ex machina power

how likely they are to be failures
>leadersan, even with his pro gamer skills, jobs the hardest and the most frequently of all of tempus. sasuga, leader of the tempus guild
>magni is a menhera woman, competent at his creatividad but otherwise jobs as hard as the heroine of a rape manga so he can be molested by oji-sans. not sure if this is intentional on his part or not
>vesper is somewhat competent, least likely to job in the guild, but he also makes the biggest mistakes (2 weeks suspension LMAO)
>axel jobs so hard he can't even read but he is the true luckfag of tempus. has the biggest victories, but most of the time he's too busy being a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39622772
Its hard to say since we only have these chapters to know how they are in lore.
To me Magni is the type of character that creates shit to fight for him like golems. The other 3 being more direct in combat, I would put nowa and leader at a similar level in sword fighting, while Axel is 3 times stronger than them but throwing himself more at the enemy without thinking and getting hit more because of it.
But I like the idea how Ina is portrayed in Myth fan lore, Leader having a similar hidden evil powers behind how kind he normally is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39622735
you guys gave altare so much shit for overlapping with axel but axel does it on purpose or something

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKuYHThPgGs

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>>39605974
Was too busy juggling multiple streams to see if there were any Susan issues going on. Noticed that ffmpeg started raising warnings about non-monotonic DTS right before he did Baka Mitai, so I had ytarchive grab a second copy just in case. I visually scrubbed through the whole stream audio on both and I remember it being practically identical except for that missing fraction of a second on the later recording. The effects are usually much more drastic the further into the stream it happens.
I don't think there's anything recoverable that is missing should that be the case, but you can import the audio from the archive post and your recording into Audacity for validation.

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>>39623910
As if people ever stop giving shit to Altare. Axel overslept Wheel of Tempus and somehow it’s Altare’s fault for not being “mommy” enough for Axel’s health. No need to blame anyone but well.

[Anonymous No.]

I see we keep the tradition even during Christmas. Love you guys

[Anonymous No.]

Creampie altare tradition

[Anonymous No.]

im no longer with family
were the karaokes yesterday good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625175
They were both great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625167
I don't remember Altare making a cream pie. I should try eating one sometime, ideally when I go out to the bakery next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625175
Axel said fuck Christmas and started singing whatever he liked, Leader kept trying to sing songs he didn't know and it was kinda cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625291
>Leader
>kinda cringe
??? that's just the standard Altare stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625175
Altare trying to sing Santa Baby without knowing the lyrics and then being embarrassed midway through was worth the watch. I like to see him squirm!

[Anonymous No.]

Good evening /MANS/ hope you dont mind me posting my karaoke archives from altare and axel here in case anyone needs them. Kind love from archive anon

https://mega.nz/file/Th8hSKCa#xY5op2SVAQ56hYuTIgJtNDbFduUlzh6yvXHNHguNSFY

https://mega.nz/file/24NBhJTT#_p9mrA4lcmP0LyEq7auzZB7vCnLeZpvKkB0pLwHj0dw

[Anonymous No.]

I am mostly excited for todays karaoke, I feel like Magni will have something cooked for it. Besides I just feel proud of how far Magni has come since debut when it comes to singing, especially how bad the autotune was in Top of the World.

I am also super excited for Axel's first handcam stream, I have the feeling that it will be cute but hilarious too. I doubt manechan will really speak but Axel constantly talking to them will be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625436
Thanks chuu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625436
mucho wuv

[Anonymous No.]

>>39620945
THE KOREANS HAVE DISCOVERED VESPER
a project moon fanartist posted this on her channel and I wanted to share it source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCq10hd3VU8OIgXlU03GU3w/community?lb=UgkxGoerTwTCIURizW6ayvuiP-ggGJAI-mcT

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>>39625406
He's just so incredibly cute when he's like that, how did his prudishness become a charm point idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625406
Altare embarrassedly calling himself an awfully good girl may have given me a new fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625261
Altare was so good, Dingo was so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625564
sluts will never outbeat the appeal of a cute prudish boy/man trying very hard to not let others know how much he wants to be dicked down (with love)

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I tried being an altventurer but the cringe just keeps reminding me of myself too much I'm sorry I can't watch his solo streams. He's a good collab partner though I like when he's around the other boys

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>>39625489
>I feel like Magni will have something cooked for it
He did say he wouldn't be able to talk to chat much during it, sounds like it's going to be something that requires a lot of attention. I'm looking forward to it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625663
embrace your inner cringe anon... then you'll find salvation

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625663
Hey, that's just like Leader and Eva.
You just skipped a few steps and /become/ instead kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625933
Magnolia SEX!

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>>39625739
I see myself in him and him in myself. When he makes a dumb joke I get a flashback of me doing the same. When he does that weird laughing thing I recall a moment when I did that too.
It's like looking in a mirror where the person clearly looks different from yourself, but his actions mirror yours just like a reflection

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>>39625175
Both pretty damn good. Altare’s has been on repeat for me all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's schedule, Christmas miracle is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626002
Don't worry anon, he'd understand, he couldn't watch EVA for the same reason. As long as you support the Tempus boys in some way I'm sure he's vibing

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>>39625663
I am a Tempura despite having very limited time on my hands but I do have to say that I check Altare's streams the least out of the 4 boys.
I do like the guy and he grew on me a lot since debut (since I HATED him like a lot of anons here at the time).
He is cringe as fuck but the reason I don't really watch him is because you can tell he is trying to build a softer audience with "you can do it" type of spreeches and really trying to be cute to appeal to girl fans, which isn't really a bad thing at all but just not my thing.
I still hope the best for the lil guy, I love the 4 boys as a unit overall.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1607051493626253312

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>>39625291
It's not a matter of "fuck Christmas", christmas karaoke streams were never synonymous with "you're only allowed to sing christmas-themed songs", I don't know why he had that impression. His pirate senpai even sang the song Axel said they weren't allowed to sing in today's relay:
https://youtu.be/K5GGQJ1dFMc?t=610
The tradition is singing on christmas, not necessarily only singing christmas songs. Though those are also obviously appropriate and welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626087
next year's goal: sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626087
Who's war crimes will he forgive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625436
Arigatou

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626002
Did you also try to join in conversations with your friends and get completely ignored too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626087
No persona...
We'll get him next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625175
axel cannot sing in english but I enjoyed both

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625626
>>39625644
ToT I'm trying not to have impure thoughts about this man but he makes it so hard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626198
Axel would hate Persona

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626161
Whoever has the cutest nee-chan on their team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626084
unrelated. the snow effect is annoying but it works so well with this image lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626161
I'm hoping for blues, even if I feel like it's the one he's the least likely to go for (unless Mercedes, *the* oneechan of the game, can convince him)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626255
what? why? I think he would easily get hooked on 2, 3 or 4. He would probably not finish the series just because of how long the games are, but hate? Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626279
>>39626317
Mercedes is cake status during the timeskip so probably her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626255
I bet he would get a lot of stories to share
>hey guys, did I told you about the girl I rejected and jumped off a roof?
>did I ever told you the echi na sensei I convinced to cosplay for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625626
ALTNOWAAAAAAA TOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626361
So he might go Dimitri route just so he won't have to deal with the annoyance of recruiting her in other routes*
I need to think more before pressing enter...

[Anonymous No.]

>disappears during Almond offcollab
>disappears during Dezper offcollab
>2 weeks suspension
>1 week break during Christmas
>Japan trip, who knows how long
Why is he like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625548
nice!! koreans are probably some of the best fanartists out there. He could benefit from more aesthetically pleasing art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626182
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

So are you bastards sticking around for New Years too? Can I drink with you fellow spergs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626404
He _____ us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626182
I can’t even lie man my heart fucking breaks when that happens. AND IT HAPPENS WAY TOO OFTEN TOO AAARGHHHHHHH WHY DO THEY DO THAT TO HIM

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like everything Altare does is ingenuine.
Him singing Santa Baby and being all sultry but shy felt like the biggest red flag yet.
Like I'd listen to him sing that and show up to his house for a good time and never get to leave. And he'd be the only one having a good time.
I'm not even gay (usually) so he's doing something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625663
embrace the cringe anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626279
Hope he picks Golden Deer for the superior nee-chan, Hilda Valentine Goneril.

[Anonymous No.]

>altare is a cringy little sad boy that i want to eat up
>anons a cringey little sad boy that i want to eat up
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626161
the war crimes discourse on twitter was so wild kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
that... wasn't going where i expected

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626404
Old Man that doesn't give a fuck anymore. He acts like a solo act when Tempus is currently selling themselves as a unit which is the only reason why it doesn't make him badass to me

[Anonymous No.]

Just a reminder that within Tempus
>Altare
Team Edelgard
>Magni
Team Dimitri

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626536
Grooming vulnerable lonely introverted maleanons... delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39621131
san basado

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
Anon, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… I think you might just want Altare to fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626639
reminds me of yugo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626639
tempus are going solo next year, save for bimonthly d&d, so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626840
Sucks to be the Vesties when he keeps it up, kek

[Anonymous No.]

>the one who made those /mans/ cookies is actually a zoomer girl
ayo wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626162
I dont remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
Hot…

[Anonymous No.]

I want vesper to take altare camping for weeks and groom him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626924
>PALESTINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
it's over for you, Altare is a siren

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626972
Based and same

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626924
chocolate milkers-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626432
Sure, let's do it. What's gonna be your drink of choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
See
This is why he should lean even harder into the demon/psycho thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627052
Gimme some Armagnac, boss. It's a special day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626653
Altare hasn't finished even the Black Eagle route. Has Magni finished the game?
I have a feeling Altare would side with the Church but not Seiros (basically Seteth and Flayn) if he played more. Magni is definitely Dimitri though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627125
>Has Magni finished the game?
Something tells me that most of the games Magni plays never get finished so I doubt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626404
Quality over quantity

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627304
dyrbi

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627304
>superchat reading
>quality
big kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627304
okay chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626992
Wherever someone calls him a siren I imagine Femtare as the human form of Ursula but with blue hair

[Anonymous No.]

I, for one, think Altare should be encouraged to be a good girl for ojisans like Santa as much as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627328
>>39627348
>>39627354
I'm so sorry sisters, but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627304
but Nowa already has high quality streams AND streams more than like half the girls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

anyways leader love

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas hololive friends! it's fun posting with you from time to time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627544
too bad he's black

[Anonymous No.]

Did (You) get anything for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

really /mans/?
replying to bait in front of my christmas leftovers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
axelcock

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Christmas, everyone! I'm going to call my parents and then get smashed listening to Magni's karaoke, what are everyone's plans for today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627567
>Nigga Leader
Ayo? I honestly can't imagine that.
My brain computational power isn't high enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627662
But it’s so tasty…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627561
Cheers, brother. Or sister, if you're ojisan rape bait.

>>39627646
No, I'm unfortunately too old to get gifts, but I'm buying myself another gun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627662
even the chumbie fell for it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627667
Armored Core and pornography

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
I got a drawing tablet of nice quality Thanks, me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627675
He'll just be one of those kids from the Boondocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
an aeropress coffee maker, hby?
>>39627667
drinking some nice coffee

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627510
It's not hard to stream less than Gura.

And lower viewership means more streaming necessary to earn money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
お金

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
I got a bottle of port from my brother but we finished it like one hour after he gave it to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626255
Based. We all know he would be a SMT fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
I keep trying to get my parents to stop giving me presents. It's not like they are good gifts. $400 and some candy. I'm 35 btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626255
>likes ecchi na neechans like in Pursowner
>but hates bitches, like in Pursowner

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
I got a multitool for surviving innawoods with knives, an axe, hammer and some more stuff. I live in the middle of a city. There was a genuine risk of me getting arrested taking it back home on the train.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627787
>And lower viewership means more streaming necessary to earn money.
Yea that's probably why Vesper doesn't stream as much as the other boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627861
You're never too old to enjoy candy you faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626255
>Persona is jrpg/dating sim/light novel
Nah, if anything, Axel would love Persona.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627765
An eletric kettle, tote bag, beanie, and a giftcard for jcpennys. Good gifts overall

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627935
Ojisans have to count our calories, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627861
NIGGA ID KILL FOR THOSE 400 IS OVER HALF OF MY RENT RIGHT THERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627733
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
dwarf fortress and three thousand american simoleons

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
I got myself t3 memberships for the boys since I'm caught up on all the vods I wanted to watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626404
He is the male Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628307
U-Uoooh..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628307
UHHGIGOHOHHHHHH SHOTA VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628307
TTuTT
nowa's little dick and chest, erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628388
Shotacon Altare and shota Vesper…?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet he had some thoughts when he saw this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628517
AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628556

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628556
*chupado intensifies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628517
ToT oniishota altnowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628556
chupado....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628307
>>39628388
>>39628407
>>39628476
>>39628517
>>39628561
>>39628630

ToT uuuoooHHHHHHhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627958
It's fine to indulge once in a while, it's just a single day after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628517
this is… kinda hot…?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628692
But I have to eat this entire turkey by myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628654
AOURGHGHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ToT ToT
I'm thankful for this artist always Merry Christmas to them for always being so horny for Vesper it warms my heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628718
...anon, please explain to me why the fuck did you get an entire turkey if you weren't planning to share it with others?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628695
>>39628517

Altare letting shota Nowa talk to him for 2 hours about SWAT Kats while Altare is trying his hardest to suppress his desires to just destroy him ToT

or just Altare wanting to care for shota Nowa whichever you prefer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39624524
Axel is only like 18 and clearly retarded, obviously people would favor him. Altare is the leader, he should lead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628718
??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628846
>Axel is only like 18
???

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is the point of the “free chat” thing? Why would you ever want to talk to other Tempus fans on youtube?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone teach Nowa how to make a twitter spaces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628930
It's the chat for his spaces.

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625663
Embrace your cringe, and in cringing find strength, and purpose, and hope

[Anonymous No.]

Come in here fellas
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1607074533944733698

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626161
>Who's war crimes will he forgive

Whoever has the most cute onee-chans on their team

[Anonymous No.]

He needs a new phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629027
Nevermind, he needs to adjust his audio on his brand spanking new iPhone apparently wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Vesper will never stick his fat meat in your oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629064
Please understand, he's still new to this thing

[Anonymous No.]

ALTNOWA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39622735
>>39623910
>>39624524
If Magni's karaoke today is only 1h long because of Axel's guerrilla stream I'm gonna become Axel's anti. Wtf bro, check the schedule for once

[Anonymous No.]

he was told how to archive the twitter space but didn't do it...

[Anonymous No.]

All these pops are killing me, Nowa really goes hard with his P

[Anonymous No.]

It's like he's on a call with us.....I love it
he read my message aaaAaaaaaAAEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I might be stupid, can someone link me the YT page for chatting. Saw it yesterday but dont see it today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629150
Isn't it recording?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629150
Are you retarded? It is recording

[Anonymous No.]

I love Vesper he's so cute... no homo... wish I had a big brother like him

[Anonymous No.]

Is he being horny for Altare rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629198
Here you go anon
https://youtu.be/693rOFPgITw

[Anonymous No.]

he's really getting parasocial...he saying his mother is the vesties great grandma now... cute ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629223
Me too anon, is like im talking in the phone with him, this is the fucking best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=693rOFPgITw
Ves is using chat in here if you want to, well chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39625175
I haven't seen Axel's yet, but Altare's was really adorable. The shy Santa Baby cover alone was just such a classic Altare moment.

[Anonymous No.]

this is one of his best zatsus in weeks KEK
SC reading is nerfing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629274
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629276
Please link it, preferably with a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.]

this is way too fucking intimate for me i talk about lusting over nowas cock all day and yet im spilling my spaghetti over this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629288
I agree humu humu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629288
They can sc on the free chat

[Anonymous No.]

it feels like i'm talking to a long distance boyfriend... ojisan...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629288
His early zatsudans were the biggest reason he became popular, I hope he realizes that and go back to doing good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629321
I'm enjoying this more than I should , hes read my messages twice and I feel like I'm blushing
... I'm using my earbuds so it feels like he's talking in my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629370
I mean people tried telling him. dunno how many times people can say it until he understands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629209
>>39629204
my twitter is retarded and didn't show it where it usually shows it

[Anonymous No.]

He won't delete the recording right? I gotta go and want to listen to it before sleep..

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629339
>People started SC after this post
I got my eyes on you Vesties...

[Anonymous No.]

Is the audio like this because he's so loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629339
This is your fault.

[Anonymous No.]

I will touch myself to the sound of vespers voice right on my ear

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629400
Don't worry, there's no consistency on that website anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629435
Aaaaaand I'm out. I hate these SC-reading streams.

>>39629401
You're right, sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

He likes listening to Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629474
THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39626490
Are people somehow just noticing now that Altare is a yandere...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629288
You cursed it anon

[Anonymous No.]

He has no idea what Magni is like behind closed membership doors...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I'm late. He's as loud as I expected him to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629463
Don't let the door hit you sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628846
Is this bait? No one is this stupid right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629445
This experience is oddly arousing jfc I never wanted to get this para social for a Vtuber but here I am

[Anonymous No.]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHO STARTED SUPERCHATS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

ill have to listen to the archive im too shy for twitter spaces
i feel like im gonna fuck something up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629503
Magni will never ERP with us again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629370
I just wish he would realize he doesn't have to choose at all. I imagine he'd rather have worse zatsus than not acknowledge the people giving him money, but having a superchat reading section at the end lets him do both. It's like this faggot never watched vtubers in his life, a shitload of them do it like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629569
Nigger what
You literally can't do anything at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629564
Blame Thousand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629586
mental illness please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627646
3 pairs of pants. I really needed new pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629401
>Wanting people to stop giving you free money
I mean, I would be hesitant to stop as well if I was in his shoes. It's not even that SC is bad, it just people keep asking shit questions and prompt. Vesper is getting better at giving bad SC 5 sec of attention while focusing on the good one so that's something.

[Anonymous No.]

>13
What season is he on again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629586
>accidentally asks for permission to speak
>nowa has no idea what that is
>he thinks someone is gonna yell racist things and get him suspended again
>panic end the spaces and cancel the plans for doing future spaces

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629661
and then you woke up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629595
You don't have to be signed in to listen to spaces. Open up an incognito window with it and then there's ACTUALLY nothing you can do.

[Anonymous No.]

that's a black mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629704
Or a religious one

[Anonymous No.]

Opening presents right at midnight on Christmas is soulless behavior

[Anonymous No.]

fucking SCing attention whores ruining the zatsu
it's so tiring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39627861
Nigga let the old people have their fun.
>>39627868
I kinda dislike multitools because generally they suck at everything, but I do admit they sometimes get you out of a pinch when real tools are unavailable.

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S HUNTING GURA

[Anonymous No.]

get this man another spear

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629595
You are a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629760
This was going so much better before the SCs....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629779
BACK OFF NOWA SHE'S MINE

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Vesper jerked off to Altare’s twitter spaces?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629704
BLACK MOM WHITE DAD THATS WHY VESPER NOIR IS A DORKY LIGHTSKIN MULATTO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629802
so true, everyone's gotta get their attention whore 'merry christmas' $5 in though

[Anonymous No.]

>
>
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629779
oh nyo he will force her to stream

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love this dorky old man and I want to join his mercenary band

[Anonymous No.]

>hey hapsburg-chan

[Anonymous No.]

we NEED mount and blade permissions for this man

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIGnQFXJkQg

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper going on based rant about how he wants to be a renaissance Genoese crossbow wielding mercenary fighting for the Holy Roman Empire because of a superchat prompt
>sisters on 4chan whining about how superchats ruin everything and people are attention whores for saying merry christmas
Life's so much better when you're not a miserable cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629820
It's not the fault of people sending SCs, it's Nowa's fault for reading every single one as soon as he sees them. He could thank them all at the end if he wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629903
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629903
So he read your supa huh

[Anonymous No.]

>no pics of Vesper's five-foot spear
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629698
this works thanks
>>39629799
yes i know women are all mentally ill or something whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>Spear Stabbing ASMR (You are fucking dead)
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

why do they all want to do murder asmr...

[Anonymous No.]

>"You can't show the spear"

Meanwhile:

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629898
Thank you so much.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit that would be one of the greatest streams ever

[Anonymous No.]

>stabbing you with my spear until you die ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629975
THEY HATE US

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629977
Didn't they get lightly bonked for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630008
No. They cut out Kobo's arm showing. The guns are still in the vod

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629894

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629977
Well one is a toy, the other is a boar killing tool

[Anonymous No.]

jesus in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629977
What the hell is this?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, that "AH" hurt my ears

[Anonymous No.]

>Toxophilite
>HEMA
what is wrong with this larping enthusiast

[Anonymous No.]

Is he doxxing himself rn

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper was in archery club
Vesper was really Shirou.

[Anonymous No.]

SEX WITH THIS OLD MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630105
Kobo has (toy) guns at her house, her and Ollie were showing them off on stream and pointing them at each other, then the vod went down and everyone thought they got bonked for it, but in reality Kobo's whole arm showed, the guns are still there
https://youtu.be/NkPJ4wxdALI?t=425

[Anonymous No.]

If Vesper adds verbal humiliation to the asmr, I truly will not fucking make it

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630105
https://youtu.be/Fvj9DoK4L38

[Anonymous No.]

>Doesn't want a girlfriend
Get fucked pathetic yumes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630156
Only if it's humiliation regarding my martial skills (lack thereof) and how he so easily bested me. and how he's doing to drain the blood from my body as a prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
He wants a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
Yeah, he wants a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
i can fix him

[Anonymous No.]

You idiots who complained about SC reading are missing out on absolute kino spear nerd Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
>he thinks thats gonna stop me
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630247
Stfu it's better than having retards whine the entire stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper your kayfabe....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629909
true or only thank the big reds

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630341
He's literally keeping up the kayfabe by pretending to be 28

[Anonymous No.]

To the spreadsheet you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
He's also a tsundere, so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630354
And virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
He wants girlfriend (male) ((me))

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630382
He isn't pretending there

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630422
He is, I took it.
Yes, I am Magni Dezmond.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I had things to do.
How long it has been going for? Also what did he mention so far?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's all strive towards being wizards for Noir.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper calling altare his good little girl as a joke and altare getting turned on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630446
No you didnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630446
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630468
About one hour, he's been talking about his weapon autism again, spears and crossbows and swords and the like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630490
that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

MOUNT AND BLADE IS ALMOST ON THE MENU
Too bad the publisher is kind of a cunt to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630446
Vesper says he's a virgin to all of the Tempus boys on their first nights ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630483
already am, what should I strive for then?

[Anonymous No.]

dont be gay

[Anonymous No.]

is getting a smooch part of the brotuber experience?

[Anonymous No.]

THE WHORE KISSED ME AGAIN
WHAT A FUCKING WHOOOOORE
*chu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630522
Anon, Paradox isn't the publisher of Mount and Blade any more, they would be dealing with Taleworlds directly
I dunno if that would be easier or harder to conclude though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630547
you don't smooch your homies goodnight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630547
Obviously retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630547
You don't peck your bros on the cheek?

[Anonymous No.]

CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU CHU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630562
>>39630567
i don't have any homies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630547
I have kissed more men than women, so yes

[Anonymous No.]

He kissed me, later losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630573
anon... it's okay we can be your homies today

[Anonymous No.]

VESPER KISSED ME LATER LOSERS

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas smooch....

[Anonymous No.]

HE KISSED MY HOG with his spear ow it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw vesper will never check your internal temp with his meat thermometer

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm gonna go check my meat
You can't just say that gramps!

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate him warning about the kiss because I had time to mute it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630630
he just did it, my internal temps are pretty high right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39628761
>>39628852
I got it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>big yaoi hands
HE'S GAY
FUJOS WON

[Anonymous No.]

>At this point, vesties are going to become some strange boar-bat hybrid with a vest for wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630573
We're your homies today, anon. Merry Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper got spanked with a paddle.

[Anonymous No.]

he kissed us and got all posessive calling us his vesties... he loves us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630714
He's such a masochist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630722
nowa's grooming the vesties...

[Anonymous No.]

No ones demonetizing your twitter dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

I just joined, is he going to sing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630741
Im fine with him grooming me.... ToT i'm HIS vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>kid wakes up and screams Vesper's real name
>vesper graduates forever after someone finds his name on the sex offender's register
no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630722
he will left us with two days without content clearly he hates us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630822
AIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

He sounds even more lispy on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630706
>>39630586
*chuu*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630840
what two days? He's literally doing a twitter space right now and singing

[Anonymous No.]

But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems, bein' a bitch ain't one – hit me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630840
>will left us

[Anonymous No.]

>she isn't singing along
what's your excuse, sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630856
I thought he was a lispy gay back at debut

[Anonymous No.]

All of Tempus are singing for us this Christmas ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Male Choco...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630884
>she
>sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630885
it's the virgin lisp

[Anonymous No.]

/mans/ got a a warm chicken this year?

[Anonymous No.]

Tourist here, why is Magni so gay? Is he being like authentic gay on stream only without directly saying he is gay or is it just a kayfabe? Is he playing like token gay among bros? It is weird even if its some sort of fujobating thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630906
I already told you guys I'm making a turkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
Go hang out with your family fag it's Christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
He's an authentically gay furry

[Anonymous No.]

I need to rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
He may be a fag, but he ain't gay alright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
He's bisexual and is attracted to women and BIG GUYS for you

[Anonymous No.]

We didn't get to hear his niece call him "uncle nesper..."

[Anonymous No.]

We got a kiss and a song, merry fucking Christmas to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
he doesn't act that gay, I don't know why people keep saying this.
He is gay bi though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
do you expect straight people to say that they're straight when they talk about what they're into...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630962
his niece was probably wondering who he was kissing and singing to kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
He is European, they raise their boys up different
in those places

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys having a nice christmas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630911
He's unironically a fag, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631006
im living. I fucking love this groomable ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631006
I'm having an ice christmas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630906
yeah i have some spicy chicken sandwiches in my freezer that im going to microwave

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper space archive
https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1DXxyvZMPXgKM
https://files.catbox.moe/a6v79c.m4a

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631227
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be groomed by a cute schizophrenic impulsive dorky /out/ ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631356
why would I want that, he's already me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631356
he is literally me in 5 years

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631356
I think most of the w*men here want to groom ojisans.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey Uncle Vlad, what are you doing in here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631356
god I wish a buff schizo /out/ ojisan could groom my shortstack ass ToT he's so hot..its unfair..

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631527
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631527
Take your meds immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630926
did you make gravy tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631850
gonna be browning the neck and giblets and simmering down a mirepoix to strain into a gravy, yeah
I still have a little leftover corn starch and beef fat mixture from the Salisbury steaks I made last week so that might mix in to thicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631909
bro let me come over I made like 11 pounds of mac n cheese, we can get something good going

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631909
>>39631999
hey can i come if i bring drinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631999
not big into maccy cheese for Christmas, I'm a very classical guy y'know, but you do you, help me clean the dishes

>>39632018
yeah man, whatcha got? I don't have much mix ins besides cream, we could make some white russians

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone clip Altare’s Santa Baby? I need to hear his cute embarrassment again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632179
See >>39629898
>>39629898 .

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632050
Do Am*ricans not drink normal drinks without mixing in a bunch of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632272
Alcohol tastes nasty, also it is haram in several religions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632298
Alcohol tastes nasty if you're drinking rubbish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632298
sniff sniff smells like virgin in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632272
>Has never heard of mixed drinks
Yo what island monkey nation you from dude, the spicos invented rum and cola like 75 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632353
No, I've had (unsatisfying) sex several times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632387
NTR but I've had satisfying and unsatisfying sex over 100 times and I still hate women

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629898
>regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632359
Where I live only college poorfags trying to get drunk on cheap vodka and middle aged women trying to do a sex and the city LARP drink mixed shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632408
Maybe stop it with the NTR and try sex with someone who loves you instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39630196
You know saying you're gonna stay single is part of the BFE/GFE right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632423
>Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632050
>help me clean the dishes
ay I can cook something else but ok
>>39632018
bring some tequila and a 12 year whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632443
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632434
>women
>love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39631356

[Anonymous No.]

wait was/is there some kinda Membership stream right now?
what's habbenin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632504
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1607074533944733698

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632272
>am*rican
>*
why the FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632438
The dude's in his late 30s, it's unfortunately likely that he's gonna end up being single for good at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632452
that's clearly Snailtare, not Slugtare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632539
is that bad?
t. witch hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632478
women are capable of love, just gotta find the right onestho they're quite rare sadly also be something worthy of love, gotta love yourself first and all that ya know?
so stop looking for skanks at places of boozes and instead I dunno look for someone respectable in a hobby or field you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632539
lmao. literal child mentality. your life is not over after your 20's, kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632524
I blame the Fr*nch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632478
Look, having sex is already pretty implausible in my eyes.
Maybe there are such things as women that can feel love? There are at least women that love our 2d boys. It's a big, foreign world out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632632
Most zoomers consider anyone over 25 practically in the grave so

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632539
perfect conditions for grooming him into my perfect slutty hag desperate for love and affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632586
nah being alone is fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632671
And it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is going to leave us with cold chicken today huh? I bet he's having christmas sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632688
Altare... he's already in love with Magni, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
Yeah, with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632632
>>39632671
I'm 34 and I can't imagine getting a girlfriend for the first time at this age

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632720
silly... he doesn't have a choice in the matter!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632776
I'm 31 and a kiss less hand holdless virgin, i'm on my way to wizardom at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632820
If you're 31 you're already a wizard buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
Yeah with nowa on discord

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa mutual grooming and SEX ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632833
oh fuck...i thought it was 40...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39629898
So hurry down MY chimney tonight...
I wish writeanons published a sugar baby Altare fic ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632524
American

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
stinky winky

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
isn't his usual time slot 7 pm est?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
What does cold chicken mean? I have seen this phrase used in this board.
>t. ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632959
Reminder that Altare literally, actually said that he wanted to be a sugar baby, right after a long discussion on how he respects trophy husbands (and wives, but he said husband first).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633182
I will spoonfeed you, retarded newfriend.
Last year, Pekora was going to stream on Christmas. Buying KFC is a big cultural meme on Christmas in Japan.
Nousagis bought their fried chicken and sat waiting for Peko to stream, but she cancelled and made a really lame excuse. Thus, instead of getting to eat and drink watching their favorite streamer, their meals went cold as they waited. Hence, "cold chicken."

[Anonymous No.]

Altare could be too tired to stream today
What if he did a twitter space as well instead ha ha
a sleepy one in bed ha ha ha

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633182
Pekora lied to her viewers last year and said she would stream on Christmas. One of the viewers that was waiting for her said his chicken got cold. This became a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633231
>>39633238
Thanks! And yes I started watching vtubers with Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39632717
Yeah, with Santa

[Anonymous No.]

yummy magmites
https://twitter.com/deepfriedfuyuki/status/1607040333334085632

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633358
Nice little jelly filled magmites, would eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39633358
cute!
now squish them