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39571031 No.39571031 [Reply] [Original]

Why did she lie bros...my salad is going cold...

>> No.39571050

>>39571031
I want to cum in that salad

>> No.39571115

>>39571031
Good. Salad supposed to be cold, you fucking freak!

>> No.39571146

>>39571115
Salad is supposed to be room temperature retard

>> No.39571248

>>39571146
uh no

>> No.39571792

>>39571146
Are your dressings room temperature also?

>> No.39572407
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39572407

>mfw my salad isn't 1763 C
>also mfw I realize someone is going to make a toss your salad joke at some point

>> No.39572835

>>39572407
Your salad can melt steel beams

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39573070

>>39572835
It tastes good though!
Oh shit I'm melting. Good thing my nerve endings melted too! I guess that was one too many spicy peppers.

>> No.39573302

>>39571792
Yes? What the fuck?

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39574104

Oh dear, I seem to have stumbled into a sapling thread. How could that have happened?

>> No.39574242

>>39574104
Open your mouth

>> No.39575417

>>39574104
Oh nyo! It seems that my pants are down! I wonder how that could happened!!

>> No.39575590
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39575590

>mommy? why is it so cold? what's this white stuff floating down my screen?

>> No.39575898

Where is she?!?

>> No.39577835

>>39571031
oh now i see it

>> No.39583499
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39583499

My salad is frozen...I can't go on waiting any more...
uuuuuu

>> No.39583993

>>39571031
Don't worry Sapling you can enjoy some warm salad with Fauna some other time.

>> No.39584039
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39584039

>>39571031
just put it in the microwave, silly sapling

>> No.39584131

>>39584039
>salad in the microwave
What the FUCK.

>> No.39584890

>>39571146
You store vegetables and salads in the fridge. So a fresh salad tends to be on the cold side. Also, it is generally considered a "cold dish" as supposed to just about anything that is cooked, fried, baked, or instant-made by pouring hot water into it (though the latter really isn't something you should be eating. You might think Ramen is tasty but that doesn't make it good for you.

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39585222

>>39574104
>>39583499
plz help I'm too cold

>> No.39585271

>>39585222
put yourself in a microwave

>> No.39585436

>>39583499
iceberg lettuce doesn't mean it's frozen anon.

>> No.39585480

>>39585436
kek

>> No.39585745

>>39584890
You don't store salads in the fridge. You make enough for the table and the rest goes out, like lettuce. Lettuce is easy to prepare and goes pretty quick, but shouldn't be stored for later

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>>39585271
this worse
Uuuuuu

>> No.39588756

>>39584039
actual freak LMAO

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39589141

>>39584039

>> No.39589245

>>39571031
You deserve it for shitting up /hlg/ for almost 2 years greenfag

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