/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>39516386

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Thank you!

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merry christmas to ME

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cute wife and his shakey singing

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i love sonny
i miss sonny
sonny Christmas nenmen

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wuca love! the hat fits perfectly on fuuchan's head, merry christmas eve or christmas nenmen!

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>>39566714
nice op merry christmas all that jazz
HELP
are mystakes and phantomos missing on the tree? I can't find their baubles

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News:
Kyo Birthday merch releases Dec 28: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1605760045433626626
Luxiem Anniversary Merch in Animate locations Feb 10: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1602531258386587649?s=20&t=6coeFPD1_QMieTfbxfsfSQ
LAM is making a Luxnoc artbook: https://twitter.com/ramdayo1122/status/1606439000432340993
Outfit status: NEXT YEAR FOR SURE (thanks, mysta!)

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem artbook https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Winter Date
Xsoleil First Step
Luxiem Anniversary

Merry crimbles

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>>39567068
are you lost anon? there's a lot more missing too

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merry christmas and merry Christmas eve

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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>>39567198
it's only up til luxnoc although for noctyx it's only comfydants and stargazers + rest of noctyx as plushies. waves 1-4 are complete sans mistakes and phantomos unless I'm blind

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Current Streams:
Fulgur Zatsu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzB4EAEkg60

Upcoming Streams:
Doppio Minecraft (2hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GUIiwvnFK0
Kyo Cookie Handcam (5hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEpiO9PrhbM
Hex Christmas Zatsu (6hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2NfPbvOPg
Uki Handcam (6hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL2bjGC6Jvg
Aster Christmas Karaoke (8hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXH3qw_IK-o
Luca Christmas Special (10hrs)

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>>39567314
i dont really see wave 4 completed, i only see the first two

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>>39567399
finana crown
pomu butterfly
elira cross
petra fish
rosemi rose
selen tag
lucie
enna hairpin
nina lantern
reimu ???
ike diamond
vox onigiri
shu skull
luca hairpin
mysta ???

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>>39567414
that's what lucie looks like? wtf then yeah maybe im not the artist

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>>39567414
mysta is that half of his glasses you can see peaking out behind uki
and reimu is the ghost of christmas past kek

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WIFE ABUSING ME UNDER HIS SWEATER!

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>>39567512
I see it! ok, my brain can accept this thanks good night

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>>39567570
goodnight anon, and happy holidays!

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Thanks for making the thread! I hope my husband is enjoying the holiday with his family!

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pio chan

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>what kind of beauty, what kind of monster am i fucking
>did you know we’re playing monster bar- monster prom
wife has monster baras on his mind

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wife squeezing us against his bare naked chest until we cry

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>>39567885
I am so glad he has actual variety in his games. I saw Hex's line up in the prior thread and he's giving Kyo energy of "Just play what the others have"

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>>39567885
Love this schizo boy and his schizo tastes

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wife hurting… :( this is the first i’ll say it but hope he ends stream soon cause i’m concernfagging

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>>39567885
inscryption fuck yes

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feel better soon wife... it was already a pretty long stream

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Oh god, his post-game zatsus are always so honey sweet, it's addictive. Ended up sticking around until the very end. This was so much fun, once you read the story a few times before, the first 4 chapters can become somewhat of a drag to get through but Fuuchan makes it enjoyable, really enjoyable! I love how into it he is. And with how hard he's going at it calling Mell all sorts of meanie names he would be besties with *spoiler*. Can't wait. And with how serious he is about voice acting everyone properly I am dreading that one character in chapter 2 will ruin his throat... Ganbare Fuuchan.
Thank you again for playing it and having so much fun while doing so, the best Christmas present I could've ever asked for. I hope I'll manage to catch most of the streams live...

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kaichou ver

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>>39568332
The moment I post this and go on twitter I see this. Beautiful Fulmaid. Looking forward to other assets he will use, the braid was perfect.

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>>39568332
cute quilldren, i'm glad you enjoyed it so much. if you're the same anon who was waiting for someone to play fatamoru in main, i'm so happy you got your wish on christmas

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>>39568518
I am... I was literally buzzing with excitement the entire day, and doubly so the entire stream. So happy.

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>>39568403
I can't wait to see how flustered he gets with Uki.

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>>39568571
glad to have you aboard for his future fatamoru streams!

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ver memberships open, merry christmas
https://youtu.be/OcZ9mKvOdis

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>>39568403
Nothing too crazy but it looks like it’ll he a nice comfy week with kaichou. The radio streams have quickly become one of my favorites

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wife art with the braid and sweater + scarf isn't good for my heart, he looks so wifely

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>>39568760
Thank you! I'm so glad this adventure is happening at all.
>>39569630
Long braids are so good... It fits him so well too. Motherly energy.

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>>39569736
can't wait for more. what a great christmas

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>>39571990
Built for hugs and kisses and fucking me into a mattress.

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>>39572032
i don't remember writing this

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>Novectacle quote retweeted Fuuchan's stream
Didn't notice it before, that's sweet. Giving perms for a vn with barely any choices and even retweeting.

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Please give my demon husband the horns he deserves, lam mama. It would be so sex

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Schizo time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGGv7WCNK-s

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Doppio that was actual schizophrenia

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This idea is really cute

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Aw, pio... I love you too

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Oh my god doppio is so fucking cute

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Did Hex really manage to get the entire Xsoleil in minecraft

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Does doppio's stream look bad for anyone else or just me?

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>>39574434
Looks fine to me

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Mysta jumpscare https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cEALXvNUyE

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luca from a year ago saying merry christmas
https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1606786875318226945

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wife getting the christmas dilf gangbang he deserves

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It's Christmas Eve, I'm visiting my sister for the first time in years, I'm sleeping in my adorable niece's spare bed, and I'm trying my hardest not to wank to hypnotized Doppio. Pray for me.

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>>39579328
>hypnotized doppio
Please tell me more, asking for a friend

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https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1606792611326726145

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hex in mysta's totsu

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>>39579586
I'm having intrusive thoughts about a variant of his dog tweet scenario where he infiltrates a brothel. He's thinking to himself how dastardly it is that this place uses hypnotic music to compel innocent students to sell their bodies until suddenly he loses his train of thought and invites a bunch of loser salarymen to have some fun with him.

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>>39580636
Very delicious, his dog tweets got me too. Group hypno scenarios are always hot.

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woke up to a new sonny tweet... ahhh i missed his voice so much. thank you for the christmas present onii-chan time to loop it until he gets back

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I want to have slow loving sex with Luca where I reassure him beforehand that even if I need to say “no” or “stop” it doesn’t mean he’s doing a bad job, it’s just regular feedback because I know he’s sensitive to that kind of stuff, and it’s really sweet body worshipping sex where we both make each other feel appreciated and loved. Afterwards, we’d have a nice shower together where I offer to help wash his back for him, and he’s so overwhelmed by good emotions he cries in the shower, because he never knew someone could be so gentle and really show him just how much he’s loved.
I wouldn’t want every time we fuck to be as soft and slow, but I’d want for our first time to be.

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I'm so fucking lonely

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>>39581665
you have me anon and our lonely corpo vtubers who are streaming

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>>39581665
I'm getting jealous of all the people that have their oshis streaming... But I do have family over so I have ample distraction

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For my Ikeakuma brethren, Vox was watching Pomu's stream where you get to kiss other livers and went insane when Ike showed up, as soon as Ike was on screen he came running

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>>39582524
Demon......

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>>39582884
He then jumped the viewer and kissed them without their consent, I am going to assume to steal Ike's kiss (delusion)

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Kyo has been live for a bit but I forgor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEpiO9PrhbM

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demon in mysta's chat earlier

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>>39583094
>I got blue so I could make yuguys

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>>39581665
Hi Mysterio

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>>39581665
mysterio...

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my bratty lil son is so cute!

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>>39581665
I'll be spending my Christmas alone too anon; but don't let it get you down. You are in someone's thoughts today and while you may not consider yourself a conventional "gift" this festive season, your life and friendship is itself a gift that many cherish as is daily.

You are loved anon, digitally and/or physically in some manner. Try and enjoy today however possible. I'll likely be lurking the threads spreading seasonal joy when possible.

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merry christmas nenmen, remember this drawing a nice anon drew for us

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I love you all so much! *group hug*

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https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1606786875318226945
I want to cry.

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>doppio visits yugo's night club
>immediately starts raining in-game
You can't make this up.

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>>39583896
Birthed by the "Grinch" adaption. Anyone still got a link to it?

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bye bye mysta, merry christmas. im glad i could catch one of your streams in my timezone at a decent time, please collab with luca when he comes back

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good day to be a pisskadet thanks sonny

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I really want them to one-on-one collab someday

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uki's first handcam
https://youtu.be/xL2bjGC6Jvg

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>>39584698
does he have sniffles?

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>>39584698
Not a big fan of Uki but it’s nice to finally have a good cooking stream.

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>>39584796
yeah he's had them since he's gotten back

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Hex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2NfPbvOPg

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Uki mama hands!!! aiiiiieeeee I'm going rabid

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Sicklings,,,we’re owls.

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>>39585427
>A LITERAL DISEASE OWL

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I wish Hex wore his glasses for once. He just looks older and more sophisticated with them on.

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>>39585863
I miss Hex, my father that molests me

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Some people find your voice really nice. You didnt have to cancel your stream…

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>>39586191
Who

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>>39586191
Low self-confidences can do that to you. It fucks with you when it reality can be exact opposite of what your mind is telling you.

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>>39586191
I assure you people can compliment you constantly for something but it will take only one negative nancy to kill how you feel about it. Especially if that negative comment comes from people you trust

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God I wish Uki would be my husband and cook for me.

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>>39586874
Okay Vox.

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>>39586874
Vox please just hire a guy to show you how gay sex is, you have the money

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Uki has a roomie

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>>39587273
I think that's been confirmed for a while now.

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Uki CUTE

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>>39587273
everyone knows that

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Luxiem VRchat world now public: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1606832227479916545

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>>39587726
>>39587809
is it ok if I ship them?

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>>39587883
what kind of question is that?

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this is uki's pasta? wheres the fucking sauce this looks try as fuck

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>>39587961
could be creepy or distasteful

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>>39588019
yeah so don't ask again and keep that to yourself

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>Hex is listening to Vocaloid now
Vox has lost an ally..

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>>39588019
you can do it on this board

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>>39588076
Vox should do his vocaloid reps desu. Imagine the autism when he gets invested a convoluted multimedia series.

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>>39588017
it has a cream sauce it's just not going to be as prominent looking as a red sauce

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>Hex not mentioning Vox out of the senpai he watched
sus

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>>39588017
It's a creamy Tuscan sauce pasta

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>>39588662
Him having demon's debut tags is evidence enough

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Sonny's voice tweet made me realize that I've really forgotten what he sounds like... I've also stopped anticipating his return. Still love him, but I'M FREE.

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>>39588749
Good point but it's funny he didn't mention it.

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>>39588844
You can start the new year as a free anon!

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>>39588929

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>>39588844
>but I'M FREE.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hFSSvo1IyJw
You really think so?

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>>39589082
We speak on the same wavelength

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>>39589180

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Teamup is updated (the boys keep dropping surprise streams while I'm away from my computer...) Notable additions: Alban has a Christmas stream starting in a couple minutes, Mysta has a stream in about 10 hours, and next week there are a few streams where boys will be showing up on other channels so I'll do my best to label those to make it clear. Next Friday's Xsoleil collab has three different times depending on whose schedule you look at, so I'll just continue keeping an eye on that. Let me know if you spot any issues or have any questions.

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>>39589352
Alban's Christmas stream starting: https://youtu.be/ZxviPnM4fYo

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luca make your waiting room

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sonny onii-chan is always watching after me….. waaaaaaa

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>>39589352
Thank you

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Man, I hated Hex's voice when he first debuted, but now it's aural salve for my troubled soul.

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>>39589174
This man is but a fragment of my memories

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>>39589740
culling the weak, all part of his master plan

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tomorrow I have to go to so many places to eat because christmas....going to miss wife's dream daddy stream....no....

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>>39578829
wife used this as the thumbnail! i can only catch an hour or so of the stream, hope he brings up his invasive gangbang thoughts

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i want to kiss luca and just slowly teach him the proper way to kiss. id imagine he's not the best at it considering his experience but just slowly showing him the way to slip his tongue in and remembering to breathe in between every makeout session before either of us pass out from not breathing enough. the trail of spit from pulling back and his shy embarrassed face but his urgency to go again so he can keep improving.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXH3qw_IK-o Aster karaoke

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>>39590411
Cope. When he's obviously having the time of his life not streaming.

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>>39590776
why are you putting that in spoilers kek but please write more anon this is so good, i love yume scenarios with inexperienced luca

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>>39591361
i get embarrassed after i post it looking at my own yume scenarios

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Welll at least Aster sounds better then Vox

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So Hex dress in techwear, paints his nails back, wears rings and earrings and likes leather. This man is a legit e-boy.

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>>39591326
Isn't that the point? If you can't handle no streams, then your resolve is weak and you're unwanted.

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>>39591326
Holy defensive. I’d be having the time of my life not streaming if I just went through a close friend getting terminated suddenly too.

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Kyo is great for my little bro experience needs. I actually like his zatsu segments more than the meat of his streams because he talks to and banters with chat like a homie. He's also p tsundere pretending to be indifferent to us but still talking to us for hours when he doesn't have to.

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>>39591716
No wonder he doesn't like his own fans. People like you chase fans off for him.

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>>39592057
Anguri beibi.

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>>39592057
Gatekeeping is good, only the mentally strong can endure my oshi.

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>>39591326
>>39591921
>>39592057
Why are you being like this? Are you that bored? And on Christmas Eve, of all times.

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>>39592217
Tell that to your oshi who actually wants new fans

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>>39592256
Only one of those is me, and I’m trying to understand why this anon took such offense at being called “weak” as a joke insult.

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Stop biting bait

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>>39592334
Maybe you're not as funny as you think

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>>39592380
I wasn’t the one who called you that, anonig.

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>>39592380
imagine being this butthurt over some random 4chan niggas

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Albie is getting drunk….

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not even christmas can stop anons from biting bait

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Man I hate actual autistic people so fucking much. If you need the joke explained all the time maybe YOU are the problem, stop being socially retarded.

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>>39592483
Thanks for the (You), love.

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>>39592334
>Only one of those is me,
Does it matter? You're all acting the same, might as well group you in as one person.
>I’m trying to understand why this anon took such offense at being called “weak” as a joke insult
Maybe your humor is shit?

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>>39592260
Not even a briskadet but hoply moly threadwatcher

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>>39592558
Your booty hole be itching a lot? Can I itch it for you?

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>>39592542
>I-I was just joking!!
Faggot.

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>>39592483
Imagine being butthurt over having shit thrown back at you.

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Alban went on a quest to get the milk for 18 years and finally came back…. The children missed you Alberto…

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>>39592552
dont call me 'love' until after our first date creep

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>>39592619
>Can I itch it for you?
Yes. Use your tongue.

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Women, amiright?

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>On the twelfth day of Christmas, /nenmen/ sent to me
>Twelve Comfydants drumming
>Eleven Kindreds piping
>Ten Kadets a-leaping
>Nine Lucubs dancing
>Eight Quilldren a-milking
>Seven Mystakes a-swimming
>Six Scythekicks a-laying
>Five Schizo Baaaaaits
>Four calling Sicklings
>Three French Villions
>Two Kyomies
>And an Arcadian in a pear tree

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these anons are going to hatefuck each other now

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>>39592607
Become one and watch mengen streams before speaking, threadwatcher.

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>>39592542
Don't bother with them. Anyone who's actually engaged with briskadets or Sonny know that's a joke so it outs them out as shitposters immediately.

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>>39592788
>eight quilldren a-milking
who are they milking, ike?

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so, aster amirite folks?

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>>39592900
Aster is getting arrested though

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>>39592837
You still believe in that? Holy circlejerk.

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>>39592900
Hes kinda cute. He pulled a box cutter

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>>39592837
>Anyone who's actually engaged with briskadets or Sonny know that's a joke
Really? Because I've never heard of it before.

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>>39592894
I'm always milking his cock. So yes.

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>>39588844
Anon..?

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>>39593042
the best way to get him to rest

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>>39592788
>comfydants not the ones milking
one job.

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>>39593021
Culling the weak? It's been ongoing since anons kept saying that Ren would steal Sonny's fanbase.

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Exploring the new VRChat worlds

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>>39593123
rape him on my behalf thanks

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>>39593123
grab his crotch for me please

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>>39593123
is there a lot of people there?

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>>39593098
Exactly. I milk him so hard he passes out and gets a good long nine-hour sleep. I do this every night with varying degrees of success.

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>>39593249
based quilldren, thank you for taking care of him

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>>39593115
>Culling the weak?
How? In what way am I or anyone else suppose to play along with your "jokes"?
>"Yeah he actually hates streaming!"
>"He's having the time of his life without you!"
Makes no damn sense.

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Imagine getting mad over a culling the weak joke and not all the kadets who are actual criminals. We are economic little imoutos anyways, we eat the corpses of the weak.

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>>39593369
He’s got gonorrhea man he not doing too good

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>>39593323
Of course. It's my civicc duty to pamper and spoil him like he wants and deservers.

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>>39593411
>Block of text from your post
Huh? I have autism. Fuck you.
>Another block of text
Fuck Sonny he cares not about his fans but his loli porn
Fuck you

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Merry christmas anons! what is (Your) oshi doing for christmas? Mine is spending time with his family, and saw us off after his Christmas karaoke and lurking on streams and twitter despite promising he'd stay off.

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>>39593530
Same...

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>>39593411
Maybe work on your execution before spouting your "jokes" next time and also stop blaming everyone else if they're not laughing.

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>>39593530
Probably having a great time with his family like I wasn’t able to this year.I hope he’s having a great day.

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>>39593518
>Huh? I have autism. Fuck you.
You probably do, you should get that checked out and maybe a therapist can help you deal with it, it would greatly improve your life! I believe in you anon, have a Merry Briskmas!

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>>39593530
Having a great time with his family... I will too, but I miss him.

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>>39593530
My new oshi spent the day with us in Minecraft before he went to get flowers for his family like a good boy. 'Twas a good day for all of us.

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>>39593634
Why are you getting so tilted when it's clear you're not even a briskadet? Those jokes aren't contained /here/ they're fanbase-wide jokes

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>>39593179
I'd say about 25 people

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>>39593530
getting gangbanged by dilfs (- the tranny)

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>>39593530
mine is getting the DILF orgy of his dreams

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>>39593530
he's going to catch santa claus and then probably join their discord's vc if anyone is there

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>>39593710
Even my troll post got bitten……. The state of it all….

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>>39593816
that's a lot of dragons

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onii is having sex with his otouto all night

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>>39593530
assassinated sandy claws and now hopefully he's having a nice holiday with his family

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>>39593882
No I just wanted to be nice on Briskmas. We need to set aside our differences and be kind to eachother. Especially when we don't have anyone else to spend Briskmas with.

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it is christmas eve and my mind is looping the thought of wife us his cozy sweater smelling of TF oud wood.......

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>>39593779
I'm a Briskadet and no they're not.

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>>39593900
There where all trading avatars with one another. Tons of Shu Maid's prior to the pic being taken

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>>39593779
>Those jokes aren't contained /here/ they're fanbase-wide jokes
Again, work on your execution if this is the case. Because you're sounding like a shitposter who is getting defensive after being called out.

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>>39593779
I’m a Briskadet and yes they are

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>>39594009
theres a shu maid model in vrchat...maybe i will check it out later

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>>39594007
>>39594055
These kadet are weak and will not survive the winter. We should kick them down and cannibalize them!

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>>39593779
I’m a Briskadet and I
>GREEN TEXT
fucking help me please I’m having heart palpitations

[Anonymous No.]

sonnyban SEX (fucking while their baby sleeps)
https://poipiku.com/5667090/8041837.html
only people with a twitter and on the artist's list can see it. You can be added to the list by liking their pinned tweet

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>>39594107
This is getting sad now because it's obvious your trying to force something and simply failing to make it happen.

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>>39594261
I forced your mom and made it happen

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>>39594116
>I’m having heart palpitations
Lay off the fatty foods, fatass.

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>>39594078
Shu, Mysta, Luca and I think Ike have Maid outfits made by fans yeah

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Briskadets you’re embarrassing me as your peer please stop replying…

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>>39594310
ED Mystake holy shit….

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>>39594357
i saw the mysta one, thank you luxiem fans

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>>39594376
Poor Sonny having to meet some of these retards in a couple of weeks

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Not even worth a reply

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AaaaaAAAAAA IM SO PROUD OF ASTER!!!!! IDC IF HIS SINGING WAS MORE THAN A LITTLE ASS AND HE DODNT EVEN KNOW SOME LYRICS BUT HE DID SOOO GOOOODDDD!!!!!! HIS SINGIGN IS SO CUTE AND SEXY UEUEUE ASTTAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEGGGGSGGSHSSSSSS SINGIFNGIJGNGNGOHOOOOHGGGGG im so glad i could actually make it INWAS TJERE FOR GIM HE HAD LIKE 10X MORE VIEWERS THAN USUAL ASTERRRR RASTSTTASSSSSAAGSHABUAIAJWJ&uajJB!|>]%^{>$/&@3:!7/8/

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>>39594897
ive grown parasocial to this arcadian

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>>39594897
asterbaiter... im glad you enjoyed the karaoke

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Albie being drunk and cute, Aster being … a thing, and it being Christmas will never stop anons from being catfighting ESLs who are also terribly autistic.. sad.. I hope the new year allows for you to spend your time on this earth more wisely.

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>>39594897
Which was your favorite

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>>39595027
the santa baby one where he the sirens went off and he got tilted and had to restart ToT

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>>39594897
Astie’s making it into the big leagues. EN’s Mariah Carey.

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>>39595114
That was funny since it was also the one he was most confident in kek glad he re-did it though

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Boymas eve fujos and yumes! I am catching up on wifes streams while on break. I missed him...

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i miss demon... at least we can get crumbs of him and fuuchan in the cah collab and i can catch ver too

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here's some christmas fanarts i've saved today. i don't think i'll be able to bake a thread tomorrow

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>>39595247
Glad to hear you have some time off!
>>39595428
Can't wait for the cards collab it's going to be hilarious
>>39595917
Thanks as always anon

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>>39595990
<3

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Watching Meloco minecraft vod with Hex and why are they so cute? I cant wait for their collab

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What will you say to Sanii at the m&g?

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and thats all

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shu love! merry xmas anons! also wow new 4ch UI update pog, haven't been here in a while due to travelling/holiday grass touching, hope I can make it live to shu's xmas stream later ;-;

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>>39596971
merry christmas yaminion!

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sex with wife (no condom)

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I want him to bite me

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my husband is going to try and catch santa! i missed him..
https://youtu.be/OhXIVJVMFs8
https://youtu.be/OhXIVJVMFs8

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NO LUCA DONT OPEN THE DOOR

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luca just doxxed shu

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awww

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that's so cute! I heard wife's voice

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>>39594897
Do you still want me to upload the VOD for you?

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>>39596307
This one is Polar Express levels of uncanny valley.

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>>39599461
YES PLEASE! i would love to cherish it forever, thank you for offering <3

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>>39599535
suits Sonny

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>>39599461
Me too anon, I was unironically looking forward to some cringekino but I overslept...

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luca's christmas present was so stupid and corny and sweet

i feel like yugo was supposed to go behind aster in the group pic but then had to get thanos-ed out...DJ....

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short stream...

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>>39599914
>spoiler
i'm not the only one who noticed that huh...

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>>39599914
Aster should have been yugo....

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>>39599914
>aia stalking ike even in fanart

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>>39599914
Really cute, source?

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>>39600371
luca's stream

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>>39599914
I feel like Aster was supposed to be Yugo and they had to change it last minute.

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>>39599914
I actually think Yugo was the one throwing the Snowball and Luca's art was enlarged. I think Ren and Aster were originally interacting and that was changed on the fly. Hence why Ren is so heavily covered

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>>39600242
>>39600300
it sours my mood a little bit. i dont think ill be able to rest easy with any "all of nijisanji en" art unless i see a trace of yugo there...

>>39600371
luca's latest stream

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>>39600459
Absolutely this, that pose and action are 100% Yugo.

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>>39599664
>>39599782
https://gofile.io/d/ULnrur

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>>39600474
>Ren is so heavily covered
i'm pretty sure that's not the full art

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>>39592788
The meaning of “une pipe” in Frogspeak brings to mind a certain ASMR …

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Mika's never gonna leave the stream is she? I missed the part where we got some alone time with Alban because I was watching the cringe karaoke. Man.....I'll just go watch VODs.....

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i want to sniff alban's musky armpits and groin! ToT

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Ike love! Making sweet love with Ikey!

So happy to spend at least some time with him today. He makes me so incredibly happy.

Whether you celebrate it or don't, here's hoping you all enjoy today. Take care, stay safe, and enjoy your oshi(s). Merry Christmas.

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>>39601381
She's gone.

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Merry Christmas everyone! Can't wait for kaichou stream soon. I love his radio streams so much; he really does shine best during his talking streams.

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Merry Christmas, folks. I'm listening to the r/a/dio as is Christmas tradition and they've played Butter-fly twice this hour already. Please allow me to engage in my delusion that Sonny is listening along with me.

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Merry Christmas nenmen!

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merry christmas!! don't personally celebrate it but happy the oshis are getting nice celebrations and rest!

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>>39603940
500+ people listening (600+ earlier), you know what they say about this place... i also choose to believe he's listening along partially because i miss him and the depression block is making me sentimental merry christmas anon

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https://youtu.be/5D0SG9YKlGA
piochan after dark playing omori

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>>39609335
I just got in, has he been using this smooth deep voice the entire time? It sounds lovely. I might be able to finally add another video to my sleep aid playlist.

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>>39609335
Is this a surprise stream or did he announce it at some point?

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>>39599914
I wish he could have kept Yugo in. He’s still family ;_;
I love the fact that some Noctyx members still have him in their room backgrounds to show that he will always be missed and is going to be with them in spirit. It makes me sad that people seem to not want to honor him with a homage despite his departure being on less than good terms. Maybe it’s because Luca didn’t want to get yelled at by management or didn’t want to make a big deal out of it, but I wish more people could pay tribute to him.

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>>39610475
>some Noctyx members still have him in their room backgrounds
Only Sonny's doesn't have any right? Alban has their picture on his whiteboard, Uki's got the plushies on the bed, and Fulgur's got the noctyx photo in a frame. Ironic...

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Happy Holiday's Nenmen

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I want to eat stargazers

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visited this thread after a while to crtl f my oshi and I regret it

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Merry Christmas - https://vocaroo.com/15UBsfQDxRtZ

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>>39613797
Eat cookies instead

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>>39613918
cute ranting snakeanon... merry christmas! hope you're enjoying your holiday

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zenmCR68k0s

Ike soon

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>>39616122
Isn't it in an hour?

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>>39616139
Live now

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>>39617374
There we go! Hopefully this is Ike, I can barely tell from the thumbnail.

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Mysta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWQXhtyMfIk
Ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6336cKBs-I
Fulgur (15min): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boVo-s4Dfa4
Aster (8hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbT7tDrp-ak

I'm gonna be busy for most of today, so no news/scheduleposting for a while. Merry Christmas!

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WIFE SINGING ALONG TO THE BGMMMM

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>We have the best managers in the world
NOT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE IKE

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Ok I can see how comfydant posting happens

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>>39619982
we weren't kidding when we said he has gangbang on the mind

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I miss my oshi