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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twtter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>39440050

>> No.39468246
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.39468264 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.39468275
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>> No.39468292

Kind of tempting to sell my extra birthday set after seeing those prices.

>> No.39468328
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Would Gura suck you off after anal or would she be grossed out because it was just in her butt?

>> No.39468391

>>39468292
The price is only going to go up up up.

>> No.39468448

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.39468489

>>39468391
I promised that if I sold it it'd be for retail price to someone that missed the limited set.

>> No.39468500

Im gura please say something nice

>> No.39468536

>>39468500
you smell

>> No.39468550

>>39468500
I love you and miss you lots. Rest well sharkie.

>> No.39468576

How do we know the limited merch sets up for sale are legit and not counterfeit
I'd imagine it'd be pretty easy to make a convincing fake autographed card

>> No.39468582

>>39468500
thank u for strim

>> No.39468587
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>>39468500
I want to make sweet, sweet love to you until all your problems melt away. T u T

>> No.39468591

I dont think im gonna make it bros

>> No.39468648

>>39468328
Gura loves to sniff butts so I think it's fine

>> No.39468656

>>39468591
Do you have anything else in life to look forward to?

>> No.39468662

I miss my shark wife...

>> No.39468688

>>39468576
This is not something you can easily verify.

>> No.39468691

>>39468500
Stinky

>> No.39468755

>>39468489
yeah, me

>> No.39468874
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shunny

>> No.39468892

>>39468688
And that's what keeps me from bidding on a scalped listing
If I were a con man I'd be all over selling normal sets as limited with faked autographed cards to desperate chumbies

>> No.39468947

>>39468576
Look at what kind of stuff that the person selling it has sold before. If they have a lot of really good reviews for other signed merch or holo products there is a good chance they aren't faking it. Just like buying anything online. Most of the large resellers have such large inventories they aren't going to take the time to fake things like that.

>> No.39469077

Shion impregnated Gura. That's why she is taking a break

>> No.39469084

>>39468073
Wouldn't it be a shame if someone doxxed the seller in minecraft. All scalpers get the rope.

>> No.39469108

>>39468874
cute
https://twitter.com/Arboritos/status/1605981823615393793

>> No.39469121
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>>39468874
I agree.

>> No.39469156

>>39468328
She'd like the smell and would be curious for a taste. She won't taste much, because I'd ram it down her throat until she gags and coughs up a tonne of delicious mucus, which I will feast on.

>> No.39469160

>>39469108
>weak artists: I can't bear to finish my gura picture
>strong cunny artist: I will draw Gura immediately to help her get better

>> No.39469178
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Give me your most deranged fetishes, I need to jerk my meat with something new. Please be original.

>> No.39469264
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.39469322
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ohh nyo!

>> No.39469329

>>39469178
afflicted with lycanthropy and a strong desire to breed little red riding hoods.

>> No.39469331
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Gura's wife has nice panties

>> No.39469344

>>39469178
Peepeepoopoo tug of war, where you fuck Gura's asshole while she does a shit. She tries to force your cock out with her shit, while you push in through her shit. The only way to show true love. Then deep throat her with her cream filled chocolate eclair turd dildo...

You asked me to be original.

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Tweet views are public now, guess we can see just how many times some of her big tweets have been seen. Although it doesn't seem to work with older tweets

>> No.39469389
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Gura's other wife also has nice panties

>> No.39469411

>>39469344
>>39469329
>Furry
>Scat
Come on, fucking hell

>> No.39469447

What's with the namefag?

>> No.39469463
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>>39468500

>> No.39469470

>>39469447
No fucking Idea, maybe he forgot about it. Don't mind him.

>> No.39469474

>>39469411
you asked for deranged, Henry.

>> No.39469502

>>39468500
Are you dead?

>> No.39469505
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>>39469178
biting

>> No.39469509

>>39469160
>strongbuds: goom to Gura twice a day to give her energy

>> No.39469536

everyone stand back, Henry's jerking his meat to scat.

>> No.39469557
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>>39469331
Love Abmayo’s stuff

>> No.39469563
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>>39469178
Nbm

>> No.39469564

>>39469536
Yeah, that sounds like Henry.

>> No.39469579
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>>39469411
You will fap to the pokemon cat and you will like it.

>> No.39469592

>>39469509
twice a day since the start of her absense, three times a day since her hiatus announcement. The way I'm going today though looks like i might get in 5 or six.

>> No.39469604

>>39468656
not him but no, unless gura coming back counts

>> No.39469608

>>39469536
Henry here, can confirm this is true. Beating my meat to scat now.

>> No.39469621

Hi everyone! A!

>> No.39469644

>>39469564
Sasuga Henry.

>> No.39469653

>>39469621
>A
Holy shit, it's real!

>> No.39469661

>>39469344
Based, I want to feel the warmth of Gura's shit on my dick so bad. I bet she'd like seeing me oozing shit noodles out of my urethra after we're done.

>> No.39469666

>>39469608
>>39469564
>>39469536
Fuck off

>> No.39469673

>>39469509
>strongerbuds: goom to Gura five times a day to give her energy

>> No.39469676
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>>39469621
>A
israel

>> No.39469710
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>>39469621
Gura please have have hot steamy sex with me

>> No.39469722
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>>39469644
Guten Abend, herr Goebbels.

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>>39468892
Yeah, I've been thinking about that. I can't afford it anyway, seeing as the one I see right now the bidding is starting at $450, but I'm not sure I'd risk it even if I could because of that. I'll just have to pretend when I get my duplicated one...

>> No.39469755

wow this is cute
https://twitter.com/skiddosaur/status/1606083867303092224

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gura!

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>>39470053
WHEEEERE??????????

>> No.39470284

>>39469755
Yea, the Discord chumbies are making origami shrimp for Gura.

>> No.39470290

>>39469710
sir you will have to wait 8 years

>> No.39470327

>>39470053
I want her to do a heart sign on her nipples too.

>> No.39470328

>>39470284
based

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>>39470328
I saw one that was knit from wool as well.

>> No.39470404
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>>39470290
Why should i? She clearly loves it when i insert my peepee in her cun cun

>> No.39470456
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>> No.39470536
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>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

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>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39470642

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39470659

>>39470548
Are they seriously literally all fuckin trannies? S to spit.

>> No.39470679

>>39470284
>>39470328
>>39470402
Go the fuck back

>> No.39470690

>>39470402
>>39470548
Go back, faggot.

>> No.39470691

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39470727

>>39470679
>>39470690
I've been here since the /jp/ days though.

>> No.39470728

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39470738

>>39470402
Fran. Literal tranny name.

>> No.39470786

>>39470679
I don't go to discord because of their anti-cunny shit, but making shrimp for Gura is a hell of a lot more based than anything we've done here.

>> No.39470796

>>39470727
post a screenshot of you telling them all to kill themselves, especially the tranny ones. Otherwise, go the fuck back.

>> No.39470801

Gura will still continue to use Twitter to connect with us

>> No.39470840
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>>39470801

>> No.39470845

>>39470786
nah it's fuckin gay. She can't gain energy if you don't goom for her. Trannies folding paper together is fuckin homo.

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>>39470786
Getting Dante to do a birthday message was pretty great, but yeah, nothing much since then.

>> No.39470874

>>39470796
Nah, I'll continue staying here and checking the chumbud Discord every now and then.

>> No.39470886

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39470892

>>39470852
That was literally organized by an anon from global you absolute newfag retard

>> No.39470951

>>39470892
I know, I was here when it happened, I'm talking about /vt/ in general, not just /ggg/.

>> No.39470970

>>39470874
Fine, observe and gather info, but don't join in their games of soggy biscuit and circlejerking dicksuckking popularity contest gay shit. That'd make you a fuckin poofter.

>> No.39471054

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39471059

>>39470951
And I'm pretty sure a few anons here pitched in financially

>> No.39471071
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>>39470970
I don't even chat there anyway, the only time I did was 2 years ago to ask a question.

>> No.39471083

>>39470874
I don't care what you do, stop bringing it here, faggot.

>> No.39471125

>>39471083
Well sorry, I guess stay mad then.

>> No.39471136

>>39471059
yeah, me

>> No.39471145

>>39471083
>>39471125
No, keep bringing it here, it's cute seeing them reply FEEL BETTER GURA and make cranes in juxtaposition to all the fucking fags here.

>> No.39471243
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the goob

>> No.39471246

I won't rest until Gura likes this
https://twitter.com/ardenlolo/status/1603895497747374082
Also holy fuck, they just added view count to twitter, almost 1M saw Gura's pissy panties...

>> No.39471292

wonder how many farts she's done since she last streamed live. I'm sure a couple of them had to be stinky...

>> No.39471299

>>39471246
>gura now has even less reason to use twitter as she can see exactly how many people see her posts
Great.

>> No.39471335 [DELETED] 

>>39471083
>I don't care what you do
https://youtu.be/riHgBEu3OSk?t=39

>> No.39471388 [DELETED] 

>>39471299
Impressions were already a thing on twitter. They're just public now.

>> No.39471390

>Discord making origami for Gura
>Last bitch who got origami made for her died of radiation poisoning

This is a terrible day, chumbies.

>> No.39471456

>>39471335
the amount of suffering and heartbreak that fucking cunt has brought on to other people is a fucking disgrace. We need eugenics, now.

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>>39469108
That was fast

>> No.39471492

>>39471243
Definitely goob

>> No.39471546

Reminder that there aren't any new health issues, just the same shit she's always dealt with + a complete lack of desire to keep streaming. Health just the most convenient excuse.

>> No.39471563

>>39471246
Since we're talking about discord for some fucking reason, I already wanted her to like this and gives everyone a heart attack but now I want it even more. I wonder if they get nervous ever time she likes something, I feel like even talking about the wrong like would get the fancord janny cabal to nuke your off the server.

>> No.39471585

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39471584

>>39471243
i would like to have the goob please.

>> No.39471629
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>>39471563
I don't know what the fuck happened to this post, it's like my hands became ESL for a minute.

>> No.39471639
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Wait the gura discord is anti cunny? How can you be a gura fan and not like cunny?

>> No.39471650

>>39471464
Please tell me this was a self delete

>> No.39471684
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>> No.39471723

>>39471639
They fucking banned discussion about her official animation, that's how fucking gay they are. They don't deserve any respect or tolerance from any real chumbud.

>> No.39471741

>>39471639
because they're trannies. They virtue signal that they're anti-loli to cover up the fact they're literally raping kids and making 12 year old girls cut their tits off.

>> No.39471766

>>39471639
I believe it has something to do with Discord policy regarding underage shit and how Discord doesn't make a distinction between real and drawings. Otherwise a Discord server can get taken down for having such images or something.

>> No.39471768
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Many people are angry that an image posted on twitter was also posted on discord, and can't help themselves from talking about it.

>> No.39471821

>>39471639
I can't speak for that server in particular but all fancords are pretty much ran by the same circlejerk who don't want you to post anything they don't like. On top of that, discord itself has rules against japanese crab, I remember the official Nobeta discord having some issues there. Most places get around it by just using messagelogger, so they can dleete their posts a couple seconds later, still able to be seen by anyone using the plugin.

>> No.39471838

>>39471766
right, which means it's just the wrong platform for holo fans to use.

>> No.39471847

>>39471650
Yes, because I'm retarted

>> No.39471858

>>39471639
Oh, and you aren't allowed to hornypost "EVEN IF GURA ENCOURAGES IT"
Actual fucking faggots I'm telling you

>> No.39471894

My Son is presently gestating in Gura's tiny shark womb.

>> No.39471898

>>39471766
yeah it's a big gay cope. And trannies everywhere go from server to server reporting loli shit and getting servers shut down. God i hate shitcord.

>> No.39471915

>>39471847
Alright, I thought the janny was being an overly sensitive faggot again.

>> No.39471924

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39471959

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39471973

>>39471766
Imagine using a platform that doesn't let you discuss the second biggest project she has had this year

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>>39471639

>> No.39472007

>>39471894
You mean my onahole is gestating inside my other onahole. T u T

>> No.39472013

Mori just wished that Gura gets better. I guess you guys can sperg out about her doing something nice for Gura now.

>> No.39472053

>>39471974
>reporting lolicon to the national center for missing and exploited children
someone post the picture

>> No.39472075

>>39471974
NCMEC trying to find and save actual real child sex slaves and rape victims, meanwhile thousands of trannies harass these people with fake reports of cartoon drawings. I hate this hellworld, I want off it please.

>> No.39472090
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>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39472109

>>39471821
>>39471974
Yeah, I get a lot of places are paranoid about getting nuked because of that, but they're still way too overzealous with enforcement.

>> No.39472125

>>39472053
>>39472075
>fighting moralfagging with moralfagging

>> No.39472188
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>>39472125
Morals are pretty great. I like morals.

>> No.39472204

>>39472109
Trannies are zealots, because they have to force everyone around them to believe their fake myth. They're literally frothing at the mouth insane, and they want to destroy Gura. And they almost did, convincing everyone to report Gura to cover for not communicating enough or whatever, like rats following the pied piper.

>> No.39472206

>>39472125
>protecting real children
>moralfagging

>> No.39472248

>>39472125
Pearl clutching over drawings and text is moralfagging, caring about actual abused children is not.

>> No.39472366

>>39472204
Ngl anons turning into Karens over a chuuba was one of the funniest things I've seen from these threads kek.

>> No.39472373

>>39472248
they moralfag, and then illegal smuggle puberty blockers to 7 year old boys. To these monsters, prepubescent boys are just another egg waiting to hatch into another beautiful tranny. But yeah ban all loli, fucking faggots.

>> No.39472435

>>39472366
it'd be funny if it wasn't so sad, and affecting a girl as kind and nice as Gura. Not that she can't look after herself, she's got a thick skin and a quick wit, so she'll be fine, but it still pisses me off.

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>>39472204
You're really gonna try the spin the wanting more communication into a tranny conspiracy?

>> No.39472481

>>39472206
>hindering protection of real children by spamming LEA with reports of "muh drawn CP"
Fucking retards, all of you

>> No.39472501

>>39472435
she had reached the bottom of her collapse and there was no sign of hope. you are psychotic and evil if you even slightly oppose asking management to intervene.

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>>39472053
Not the picture you're looking for but a handy flowchart nonetheless

>> No.39472531

>>39470456
FEEL BETTER GURA

>> No.39472682

>>39472501
Management did intervene and their solution was the convince Gura to take an official break.

>> No.39472730

>>39472470
no spinning required, everyone knows most Gura antis are anti-lolicon trannies. Look at their profiles, see the rainbow flags. trannie flags, the pronouns. Look at their names on discord. Look at the way they talk, the way they censor people, the way they report posts. It's not a conspiracy, this kind of behavior is inherent of the tranny, it's just what they do, they move together as a single demonic society destroying force. I hope they don't completely remove loli from the internet and anime forever, but the way they're going. Like look at what has happened with pixiv, look at who are doing the subtitles for anime. They're pushing their agenda on all fronts. Thank goodness Gura is smart and just keeps her mouth shut and plays smart, while still expressing her enjoyment for cute things and lolicon. Gura is a bastion of hope in this war.

>> No.39472747

>>39472682
yes, the entire thing went surprisingly smoothly and reached a constructive outcome.

>> No.39472772

>>39472501
you went behind her back, broke the chain of command, and betrayed her.

>> No.39472780

>>39472481
Read my post retard >>39472053 that was exactly what I was saying

>> No.39472809

>>39472772
psychotic and evil, then.

>> No.39472836
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i miss shitty cat banner and :3 profile picture

>> No.39472845

>>39472682
I'm glad the criticism encouraged Gura to take more and longer breaks.

>> No.39472850

Gura is small and cute and I would like to have sex with her and also marry her.

>> No.39472856

>>39472809
you were tricked by antis.

>> No.39472870
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Gura totally should have just continued to remain silent indefinitely, that would have been the right move.

>> No.39472927

>>39472850
That doesn't seem like the right order

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>> No.39472995

>>39472856
no, i was not. nobody was tricked. you are mentally ill and you are a harmful influence on her. i do not regret it at all, and if she's in the same position again a year from now i will gladly do the same thing again. eat a fucking bullet, you sack of subhuman shit.

>> No.39473057

>>39472870
The right move would have been not spamming her comment section with unfair and mean spirited criticism. But just cos a couple antis led the way and did it, everyone else went and followed suit. No wonder she didn't feel like streaming.

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gabagool gargler

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>> No.39473230

>>39473057
I left exactly one comment on her members tab that was very diplomatic and remember she said she appreciated the constructive criticism, after the updates on twitter I am doing nothing but wishing her well and awaiting her return but there was nothing wrong with the majority of the comments asking for an update when we knew absolutely nothing about what was going on.

>> No.39473236

>>39472995
oh so you were just willingly and intentionally a cunt to Gura. Good to know. You felt you were entitled to her content, and demanded it while throwing a tantrum, and now she's on hiatus, which was the goal of the antis. You've been brainwashed to do their bidding. Wake the fuck up.

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>> No.39473309

>>39473236
she's needed a real break for ages and filth like you cheered her failure on, lying to her week after week, telling her it was fine to struggle and fail and barely scrape by. you're fucking garbage and you ought to be suicidally ashamed of your actions. you make me sick.

>> No.39473314

>>39472995
t. Karen

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>>39473213

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This is a bizarre angle.

>> No.39473342

>>39473230
Keyword: Constructive. The shit I saw in the comments was anything but. It was passive aggressive, manipulative, mean spirited, terse and spiteful. Tridents, Rainbow Tridents, leaving threats and other nasty shit. I fucking saw it, and I pray that Gura never read it, but I don't know if I'll ever forgive the people that did that, even if they were misled by a few bad apples. Yes I'm mad about it. Very mad.

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>>39473244
Well? What are you waiting for?

>> No.39473416

>>39472927
I'll marry her first and then have sex with her.
Do I have your approval?

>> No.39473432

>>39473407
Rape

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So are you arguing with yourself in different typing styles or is this you and a friend trying really hard to get bites? You've got a month at least, you don't need to go all out on day 1.

>> No.39473539

>>39473342
Go to the community tab latest post, sort by newest and find the most recent complaint post, 6 days ago. That was my comment and I am interested in if you consider that mean spirited or passive aggressive, aside from a couple of exceptions a lot of the comments even on the callisto vod were similar to mine and I saw nothing wrong with them.

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>>39473407
i'll do more than kiss what's under that mistletoe

>> No.39473607 [DELETED] 

If Gura had an ounce of respect for her fans she'd just graduate instead of having them pay for her membership for the next 6 months before graduating anyway. Enjoy funding their new house, I guess.

>> No.39473718

>>39473607
nobody is forcing them to pay. I canceled mine the very moment Cover announced her hiatus

>> No.39473739

Call me an anti TuT

>> No.39473747

>>39473607
Thank you for trying to use inclusive language but Gura's pronouns are she/her.

>> No.39473863

>>39473747
don't forget yeah/me

>> No.39473876

Gura I want to goom to you but my hand is too cold, you need to take responsibility and use your cunny.

>> No.39473877

i hope she can still play games on her own

>> No.39473902

>>39473876
stick your hand on your butt until it is warm

>> No.39473934

>>39473876
sharks are cold blooded it would be frigid in her cunny

>> No.39473942
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To all the worriedbuds out there, there's good news. I got some insider info.
Gura is going to Japan for HoloFes recording and rehearsals. Ina is currently there now, as confirmed by Mel here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV7fUCMiN_4
She used the health excuse for her to take holiday break with family then going to japan for HoloFes homeowork afterwards.
She'll most likely come back around end of January to February after she finishes everything.
Then she'll come back strong with announcements on new songs and Daki.
Just hold on a couple of weeks chumbies, the wait will be worth it!

>> No.39473952

>>39471974
yikes, Australians really should avoid discord.

>> No.39473964 [DELETED] 

>>39473877
We should ask b@rbs, I bet he knows

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I've returned to this shithole momentarily to say that I love and miss my Goob and am anticipating her return.
Also having a laugh at the schizos that are still trying.
Have a good one, Chumbies. Remember to find time to smile for Gura!

>> No.39474026

>>39473942
Retard.

>> No.39474043

>>39473942
Imagine thinking we would be happy about her using her health as an excuse to take another break and go to Japan and having cover support this lie with an official statement worrying everybody.
Good thing that this is a load of bullshit

>> No.39474045

>>39473997
No daki. No songs. All lies. Keep coping.

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eat da shrimp

>> No.39474081

>>39473997
Hang yourself in your basement no one will miss you

>> No.39474194

>>39473942
Nobody believes this, retard

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>>39473539
You're comment might be polite and constructive, but you were still unwittingly part of a harassment campaign started and egged on by antis. I assume you were in this thread at the time. Didn't you see what they were saying, didn't you see all the falseflagging? They planned this all out from their tranny discord or whever the fuck these faggots come from, we all saw it happen. I kept trying to tell people to be patient, that she'll communicate with us when she's ready and comfortable. But you all got riled up, egged each other on, and stormed her, while she was sick and not well, when she instead needed your love and support and well wishes. Seeing the shit rainbow tridents said must have broken her heart. I'm more angry at the instigators than i am at the pawns, but still you guys should have known better, you all know what falseflagging looks like, you're all better at picking out that shit than I am, yet ya still went ahead and did it. Posting a cute Gura cos i miss her and i love her.

>> No.39474258

>>39474045
>>39474081
Not a fan of being called out, huh?

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>>39474081

>> No.39474267
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>> No.39474274

Why they mad

>> No.39474275

>>39473942
>good news, cover is making gura work overseas while she is obviously having serious health problems
>good news

>> No.39474360

>>39473942
Absolute braindead retard. No amount of kneel-worthy projects would justify taking a break for a supposedly serious health issue just to have more time to work on behind the scenes stuff.

>> No.39474416

>>39474045
>>39474081
seethe more
it's quite entertaining

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goombus stole their cookie

>> No.39474485

>>39473942
Pretty fucked up of Cover to still make her travel.

>> No.39474526

Are people new here? She clearly said she had to make her month open from November and December to go to Japan. There's no need for an excuse. She just got sick during that trip, which explains a lot of the EN girls getting sick around that time.

>> No.39474541

>>39474436
Only to drop it on the ground. Devilish.

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Reminder that, thanks to management, we will never get to see the maximum cunny version of Shark'd

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>> No.39474580

>>39474526
anon it's something that's been growing worse for several months, not a particularly strong flu or something that she caught in the past few weeks.

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>>39474245
Christ you're stupid, and a crybaby.

>> No.39474711

>>39474580
I don't know why people are blaming the decrease in stream hours on her sickness. There's no reason to think that.

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>>39474245
I don't let blatant antis affect how I feel about the the issues with her output and communication, this thread doesn't matter all that much in the end and I doubt the amount of people who actually sent feedback to cover due to the shitposters in this thread spamming the email address reached even the double digits, leaving a polite comment about the genuine issues with her communication (that she has acknowledged) is in no way participating in a harassment campaign.

Regardless I miss her too and now that we actually got an update I will do nothing but wait for her to come back.

>> No.39474734

>>39474580
Not him but, bullshit. If that was true we wouldn't have gotten the October that we did.

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>> No.39474832

>>39474711
Maybe if the fags whining about it had the balls to directly ask about her drop in stream hours we'd have an answer, but it's going to forever be a mystery.

>> No.39474831

>>39473942
You type like a faggot, faggot

>> No.39474873

https://poal.me/yhdwu0
https://poal.me/yhdwu0
https://poal.me/yhdwu0

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>>39474726
Exactly. I would have posted something whether people here were talking about it or not. She literally asked for constructive criticism, so I gave it in a very polite way. She said something and is taking care of health, so now all that's left to do is send her love and wait.

>> No.39474937

>>39474605
I'm also correct, and right about absolutely everything all of the time. Cope with that however you want.

>> No.39474995

>>39474711
>I don't know why people are blaming the decrease in stream hours on her sickness
It is though, and you'd have to be dense to think otherwise. She's had health problems all year, whatever she's been dealing with just finally got bad enough to get her to go do a doctor a few months ago. We already know she doesn't like to talk about why she takes time off and she doesn't like to talk about her health issues. it's not really outside the realm of possibilities to think they've been related the whole time.

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>>39474267
This artist draws pure sex

>> No.39475127

>>39475086
Ah, the flat, sickly duo. I hope they interact more when Gura is back.

>> No.39475194

>>39474937
Sure you are bud. Only winners come to 4chan, obviously.

>> No.39475366

>>39475194
i just scratched between my toes and a funny smell came out.

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>>39475086
what kind of noises would they make if they rubbed their flatness together

>> No.39475447

>>39475382
smooth asmr-ish skin on skin sliding sound, with the occasional nipple flick as they glide over each other.

>> No.39475860

Still hoping for a Minecraft and Skyrim collab with Fauna when she comes back

>> No.39476087 [DELETED] 

>Gura wil miss on the Japan offcollab with myth and Council on december-january
>and all the cool events that will involve them and the JP
>there is a non-small chance she won't wgo to Japan at all
>this would heavily limit her partisipation in the holofest and othe events
>Gura knows this and probably feels sit about this on top of everything else
This whole fucking situation sucks, I want Gura to be healty, and do thigs, FUCK

>> No.39476103

>>39475860
They must be lowkey seething that Gura's inclusion has indefinitely delayed the Wither killing collab they were already going to do before she butted in.

>> No.39476286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czI-EPl-IKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czI-EPl-IKU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czI-EPl-IKU
Get in here faggots.

>> No.39476294

>>39475382
How do people complain about Gura's 'figure' but are seemingly okay with both Ina and Shion having the exact same body type? Heck take off Ina's heels and she's not much taller than Gura. Well whatever. Get well soon Goob.

>> No.39476364

>>39476286
no thanks

>> No.39476392

Are you a chumbabooey?

>> No.39476400

>>39476294
because Ina doesn't speak like a child

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>>39476294
I'm not quite sure what you mean. The only think I ever complain about is artists giving her big booba, or if they really mess up her face or something.

>> No.39476491

>>39476294
Because Shion is Japanese and twitter warriors don't care about any JPs and Ina looks tall because of her heels so they don't care about her

>> No.39476579

>>39476286
I thought about it but I'm in the middle of a Gura VOD

>> No.39476591

>>39476400
that's why i watch lily hops

>> No.39476702

>>39475382
>imagine onaholes rubbing together
>silicon
>condoms
>search condom ASMR on YT
> ASMR WITH CONDOMS (TRYING ON CONDOMS)
> I'm not even logged in, these are apparently SFW
>close YT

>> No.39476737

>>39476406
I mean some complain about her having a 'loli' body type and she's not the only one in Holo or Vtubing in general. Like would this be an issue if she (gura) wasn't as popular as she is?

>> No.39476909

>>39476737
Ah, I get it now. Yeah, it's mainly because of how popular she is and being English speaking, makes her an easier target. She also has a more childlike face and voice. She's has the most fitting loli voice I've ever heard, really. Outside of professional VAs, at least.

>> No.39476914

I love Gura's childlike body and personality ToT

>> No.39476962

>>39476914
>I love Gura
same desu

>> No.39477002

>>39476579
Literally watching the last member stream now. She definitely doesn't sound 100% healthy.

>> No.39477012

>scalpers selling the shit out of special edition instead of fans getting them

It's all so tiresome

>> No.39477402

>>39477012
I blame Cover more than the scalpers because they didn't listen to Gura

>> No.39477577

Is Gura cute

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>>39477577
no

>> No.39477741

>>39477012
can't we like report the scalpers and mail them like boxes of live huntsman spiders?

>> No.39477902

>>39476286
I try to like her, i do try. But her voice just ain't it Anon. No other EN's voice is it. No one else has that childlike sound to it. I don't want to hang out with a woman, I want to hang out with a girl.

>> No.39477982

>>39477902
Go watch one of the literal kid streamers, pedo

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Imagine the naizuri TuT

>> No.39478117

>>39477982
do you realise where you are? And no, I'd never watch rindo and her cute and comfy hangout asmr streams and jerk it to the idea of a rindo gura oyakodon layercake where i take turns pounding all four holes.

>> No.39478140

>>39477577
My sources say yes.

>> No.39478197

>>39478117
Must be nice dreaming about legs that work.

>> No.39478265

>>39478197
are you calling me the cripple? I am confused yet flattered.

>> No.39478311

>>39477982
maybe i will

>> No.39478324

Do you think Gura's cunny?

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>>39478324
yeah me

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If you were going on a date with and spending the night with Gura, what would you have her eat/feed her/cook for her to maximize her farts throughout the night to keep the many hours long anal sessions fun, festive and stinky? You want the gas too last long enough so that she can dutch oven you in the morning, forcing you to engage in morning time punitive mating press correctional measures. Eggs for breakfast.

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Why are the only people writing hornyposts fartfags.

>> No.39478752

>>39478692
normal cumbuds are depressed and their libido has temporarily decreased.
expect normal hornyposting to pick up over the next few days.

>> No.39478786

>>39476103
Doubt it. Kiara was the one that invited Gura to a Minecraft collab with her and Fauna and Fauna has said in a past stream that she wanted to collab Skyrim with her. Plus Fauna is a massive shrimp so I doubt she's ever seeth about Gura over anything involving her.

>> No.39478919

>>39478692
because everytime we fart we get horny. Nah it's just a cope cos I miss Gura.

>> No.39479873

>>39478752
I'd hornypost more, I'm just at work.

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>>39478919
So /ggg/ why aren't we making Gura a /ggg/ get well soon card?

>> No.39480158

>>39479936
Because it would be full of horny farposters
Actually wait Gura would love that

>> No.39480229

>>39479936
I'd be on board with that. What do you suggest for putting it together? Just messages and little doodles, or some sort of theme?

>> No.39480299

>>39479936
Have we ever done anything for Gura? No tonybones snagging dante doesn't count

>> No.39480364

>>39480299
We tacked our ebis onto Lagtrain anons video for her birthday, don't think she saw it.

>> No.39480404

>>39479936
What about a Kudoboard? Only problem is how do we get it to her? Yes i know kudoboards are the kinda gay shit that discord servers do, but it's an idea.

>> No.39480503

>>39480229
Cunny obviously

>> No.39480580

>>39480503
Do you think if we sent a curated collection of cunny fanart to cover they would reject it or send it on to her home?

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>>39478117
Yeah, who would ever do that. And I've definitely never fantasized about grooming fembuds with Gura and inviting them over for lots of fun together...

>> No.39480866

>>39480752
platonic fembud sex does not betray your love for Gura, so cmon fembuds, let's go! Just friends with similar interests having some fun!

>> No.39481013

>>39468328
Most girls of her size and...type ive been with didnt think about it until afterwards and since they didnt throw up or anything they just giggled about it

>> No.39481164

>>39481013
It tastes better than they expect it will.

>> No.39481355

how's hololive still operating none of their idols are working

>> No.39481374

>>39481164
Exactly Just like when I rimmed her and she couldnt belive I wanted to kiss her "Down there"

>> No.39481387

>>39481355
merch

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fuck

>> No.39482045

>>39481411
You ogey?

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>>39482045
nyo, my life is a clusterfuck and the only true source of comfort in my life is very sick

>> No.39482302

>>39479936
I'm down to make a card or something similar. I was going to send a letter anyways.

>> No.39482384

>>39481355
Merch and sponsorships eclipse anything from supas.

>> No.39482630

>>39482299
Hang in there chum, it'll get betta.

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I just want to rape this creature, is that too much to ask?

>> No.39482839

>>39482659
sameido is to be corrected after every glass object she drops and breaks

>> No.39483035

>>39469178
Extreme femdom torture guro.
You're kidnapped and taken to some male subjugation facility. They put a chasity cage on you and keep you in a holding cell until you're ready for processing.
Processing means you're dragged into a medical room, and strapped down to a table.
Here they remove your tongue, remove all of your teeth, wire your jaw permanently shut, sever your vocal chords, remove your fingers and toes, insert metal attachment rings into your face and body, put your cock into chastity, and lock on a shock collar.
You're then kept in an animal cage while you heal, like at a veternarian, and are fed through the cage.
Once you are healed, you are taken out to the barn to become a human horse and cum cow, where you are branded and do manual labor while adorned with horse-like bondage gear, i.e. bridle, reins, blinders, bit-gag etc.
Every now and then you are locked into a stall to be milked for your semen.
During the night you are chained in your stall like a horse. Misbehaviour is met with electric shock punishment, but
That continues to be your life until you are eventually castrated, and just continue doing physical labor until you are no longer of any worth to the facility.

I haven't thought up what happens to you after that. Maybe you're sent to be killed, or to some medical facility for highly unethical human experimentation research.

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>>39483035
jesas

>> No.39483172

>>39483136
He said most deranged.

>> No.39483243

>>39483172
Yes, certainly well done in that regard. I just was not prepared for what that wall of text contained. I read it before seeing what it was in reply to.

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>> No.39483323

Not ready to watch other vtubers just yet.

My sis says I should start watching 'Wednesday.' Is it any good and why would she suggest that?

>> No.39483363

>>39483290
Man, her smug blushing face is too erotic.

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>>39483290

>> No.39483432

>>39482839
That's going to be a lot of correcting.

>> No.39483446

>>39483411
The pacifier is too far.

>> No.39483496

>>39483323
Well, the main character is basically an edgy goth loli, so if you're into that you'll probably like it. I've only seen a little of it, but it seemed decent.

>> No.39483502

>>39482384
well, those won't last forever without continuing to shovel streams into the boiler. a few weeks is probably fine.

>> No.39483529

>>39483411
T_T

>> No.39483614

>>39483411
every chumbud just wants this

>> No.39483645

>>39481355
Cover's policy is to have enough stockpiled to keep operating for a long time. They can survive stream droughts without noticing.

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>>39483432
All the more reason to correct her properly. Both sexually but also physically.
Every glass is an additional spank permanently added to the total!

>> No.39483788
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what's your excuse for not showing your love of Gura to the world?

>> No.39483860

>>39479936
I think it's a good idea, and if no one else does I'll bring it up myself once per thread over the next week or two. I dunno how we'd organize it or if we'd do a card or whatever the fuck, but all I can say for sure is that in the moment alot of us are either too depressed to do anything but distract ourselves or left for a while predicting more shitposts than we wound up with. There's usually kind of a stigma for this, because alot of us don't want our stamp on it attracting tourists, but let's be honest, we're way past that.

>> No.39484057

>>39483788
I can't believe I'm still fucking seeing this ass.
First it was /a/ and now /vt/.

>> No.39484067

>>39483788
I have Gura stickers on my vehicles and I wear her merch out. I've thought about getting a wrap for my car even

>> No.39484226
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why did I put all these games on my wishlist if I was never going to buy them. every year it's the same. but I don't want to remove them either. guess they'll rot

>> No.39484301

>>39484226
What's on your top ten?

>> No.39484352

>>39484226
Wishlist is better than buying them and not playing them like I do..

>> No.39484418
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Welp, that was my fifth goom to Gura today. I'm too old for this. My balls hurt. Hopefully that gives her some energy today to get and feel better. I love you Gura. More than you'll ever know.

>> No.39484439
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i adore this childlike creature

>> No.39484478
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>>39484301
fuck if I know, I've never sorted it.

>> No.39484510
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https://youtu.be/XRoVpIyrXPc?t=135

Anons... Come listen along to this...

>> No.39484543

>>39484418
Good job cumbie

>> No.39484712
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>> No.39484766
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If Gura doesn't do at least one merry christmas tweet I'm gonna cry.

>> No.39484780
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I miss her dearly. I don't know what to do. I feel empty without her.

>> No.39484788 [DELETED] 
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what gura is your favorite gura

>> No.39484824

>>39484788
i like catshark

>> No.39484834

>>39484788
the woman behind them all

>> No.39484847

>>39484510
reminds me of when i had a fight with this girl, so I bought her flowers, but she broke up with me anyway, fucked my friend within a week, got with some random in a couple months, and had kids straight away. Now the oldest is 18. I could have been teaching my son to drive by now, or teaching my daughter to shoot guns. All because of some stupid fight because she was too lazy to move her car when i had to goto a job interview. Stupid petty arguement.

>> No.39485058
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>>39484834
This, the beautiful, kind, tiny girl behind the Gura character that has made such a significant change in my life and taught me how to love again. She gently took that old uncaring seering pain, and softened it just enough that I could accept it and move on and begin rebuilding my life. She's such a beautiful person, faults and all.

>> No.39485059

>>39484847
>fucked your friend in a week
>got with some rando and and kids months later
She's a whore and was going to ditch you anyway. The petty argument was merely a convenient excuse.

>> No.39485208

>>39484712
Imma take her home.

>> No.39485281

>>39485059
i left out that she turned into a disgusting ham planet as well. Such a pretty girl she was too. life be some gay ass shit. Gura's music always has a strong effect on me.

>> No.39485302
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>>39484847
what that anon said. I'd say you dodged a big fucking bullet. You deserve better bud

>> No.39485627

>>39484847
For a second i though it was me the one writing that post, fuck. I had a fight with this girl i knew over how distant i felt she was being with me, i needed time to grief for a lost loved one preparing the basket and such, after comming back 4 days later i found she already had another boyfriend and she had been lying about it the whole time. She had BPD so really there was nothing much to expect out of it, i am happy years later and i realize i dodged a bullet, i think you did so too anon, it was not your fault anon. You deserve better.

>> No.39485670

>>39485302
Accidentally hovered over this and thought I opened gimp for a second

>> No.39486023
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>>39485627
had another relationship many years after the hamplanet near miss, which also lasted exactly 4 years (Can't seem to get a girl to stay with me for more than four years), and this one cheated on me, typical pattern of growing distant, "falling out of love" and then finding out about the cheating, and again like fucking poetry, she had kids within months of breaking up with me, but not even with the guy she cheated with but another rando. There are now four children on this planet that busted their way through hymens that I broke with my penis. That last break up took me 10 fucking years to get over fully, and as I've said, it was Gura that taught me to love again. She opened my heart. But now i fear it is too late, I am now too old, too broken, too far gone, and will probably die alone. Sorry for the gay blogposting, but it's late and quiet and comfy in the thread so...

>> No.39486219

So the lesson I learnt from all this is fill your girlfriend with children IMMEDIATELY, otherwise they will go do it with someone else.

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>> No.39486337

>>39486023
I can relate to the broken feeling, i would not be here if it wasn't because of my brother bursting the door open before i hanged myself after the abuse i was put through by my ex. I took therapy and i am way better and sometimes i question myself why did i even bother with girls that are not even worth a penny. I do understand the feeling chumbud, Gura will be back one way or another, now go make some hot chocolate and come back here and let's post more shark cunny.

>> No.39486349

>>39486310
you won't be missed

>> No.39486367

>>39486310
>pomu

>> No.39486370

Stop posting children. I want to see fan art of adult Gura. Fucking pedophiles.

>> No.39486396
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>>39486370
ogey

>> No.39486427

It just got real heavy in here.

>> No.39486439
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>>39486337
happy to oblige.

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>>39486370
Okay

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>>39486370

>> No.39486471
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>> No.39486496

>>39486427
great scott we never got to watch back to the future man fuck

>> No.39486514

>>39486396
>>39486439
>>39486452
That dosent look like an adult to me.

>> No.39486524

>>39486370
Hey man, if I were home I would contribute some cunny you're not so subtley asking for.

>> No.39486568

>>39486514
Sounds like you should meet better looking adults then

>> No.39486571
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>>39486370
Here you go 1 adult gura, still perfectly flat

>> No.39486573
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>>39486370
here is booba gura

>> No.39486662

Post your cum tribute for Gura. We should show that to her as a welcome back present.

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>> No.39486755

>>39486349
I don't give a good goddamn what faggots like you think, I'll get my money's worth elsewhere.
>>39486367
I'm subbed to a fuckload of VTubers from all over the place, Pomu just happened to be live.

>> No.39486761

>>39486662
last time I posted one, I got banned. Would love to send some directly to Gura. Wish I could send her vials of cum to be honest. Damn prudes at Cover won't let me send them. She needs those vials for lube for her late night cunny likes on twitter and subsequent fap sessions.

>> No.39487005

I want to see Gura gagging from sniffing my semen filled jar.

>> No.39487052

>>39484847
She was already fucking someone else anon. She was just looking for an excuse to break up with you at that point.

>> No.39487224

>>39487052
This, women will emotionally distance from you without telling you if something is wrong, even if you ask they will say they love you yet they will slowly start finding a replacement until you do the minor mistake they break up with you. It's how women work, sadly.

>> No.39487336

>>39487005
>gagging
She would do no such thing. That would imply the extremely strong scent of my cum is viewed in some way negatively by Gura.
No, instead, she would be taking long deep breaths over it. Inhaling as much of my essence as possible.
It's the only way she'll heal, after all. She needs to take her medicine.

>> No.39487498
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Glasses shark cute

>> No.39487604

>>39487224
This bullshit is why I'm a volcel. I'd rather study philosophy and history than deal with their lies.

>> No.39487704
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>>39487224
Thing is society teaches girls not only that it is okay to cheat, but that it is in fact virtuous. Girl power and all that. My guess is the way to overcome this is with stern and firm guidance, which I should have done. They also seem to lack the morale empathy too see that cheating is wrong and deeply hurtful, wish i had have known that when i was younger. Would have been much more cautious. There needs to be concequences for cheating, and you have to make it less an attractive prospect to cheat. And also children, if you have children with her, she's less likely to cheat, though many still do anyway, and STILL get custody of the kids, even though they are in the wrong, and they are the ones that broke the contract. Man it's getting late, not sure if I'm making sense. GURA CUNNY. PIC REL.

>> No.39487801

You and Gura are in a elevator alone. The lift got stuck at the 21st floor and the security guard thru the intercom tells you help will arrive within 4hours.

Gura starts shifting around nervously and tell you that she needs to pee.
She wants you to close your eyes and cover your ears.

What will you do next?

>> No.39487852

>>39487801
Pee in my mouth so there won't be a mess, Gura.

>> No.39487917

>>39487801
Seal my lips over her piss slit, and swallow every drop. Then surprise butthole tonguefuck.

>> No.39487938

>>39487852
You close your eyes and cover your ears.
Your mouth is wide open and unexpectedly, you feel something warm and mushy going into your throat.

>> No.39487949

>>39487604
You should go read their forums some time. Some of them are going volcel because they can't find decent men anymore who have self-respect, a sense of hygiene and personal grooming, and treat them as partners with personalities instead of being coomerbrain retards

>> No.39487977

>>39487801
pretend to look away until she starts peeing then turn around and watch as she desperately tries to cover herself and stop peeing

>> No.39488012
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thread got weird really fast

>> No.39488025

>>39487949
Absolutely do not do this. It doesn't matter what your perspective is, but if you wind up diving through crystalcafe or something you walk away with your eyes opened in a way you don't enjoy.

>> No.39488130
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>>39487949
For me it was always the girl that had worse hygiene and grooming standards as me. But where I faulted is because they were lax and filthy, I let myself go. Probably one reason they stopped finding me attractive. Another lesson learnt the hard way. Though if i'm with a smellfag like Gura, if she wants me stinky, I'd be happy to oblige.

>> No.39488133

>>39488025
Silly femanon. If you don't want men posting there, you should have ignored that post.
Telling men not to go there will make them curious, and go there.

>> No.39488146

What color is Gura's hair?

>> No.39488174
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>>39488012
horny just needs a solid prompt and it will kick off fast
be it a really nice lewd art or a sentence that tickles anons pickle

>> No.39488184

>>39488130
Why is Gura sniffing the chumbie?

>> No.39488200

>>39488146
bshark

>> No.39488249
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>>39488146
Gura herself gives conflicting answers
She was either born blue and became white due to stress and anxiety of holo debut or she was born white with blue highlights

>> No.39488251

>>39488184
To see if he's ready for breeding.

>> No.39488290

>>39488133
I'm not woman, I just made the mistake myself once. Ever since I find myself telling people not to bury their pets in the pet cemetary ancient burial ground that raises them from the dead, with predictable results. It's up to him now to not make the mistake with his new knowledge.

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>>39487977

>> No.39488391

>>39488290
I find those girls way too mean and heartless to even bother trying. Why can't i just hang out with a girl that is kind and nice to me? Hence Gura i guess.

>> No.39488420

>>39488174
Imagine Gura peed her underwear, and walks up and tells you with a cute but knowing smile.
She then pretends like you aren't there, and rolls her yellow-stained undies down her legs, and steps out of them.
She then drops them on the floor in between you both, before turning around, and, while staring into your eyes, raising her hoody so you can see the bottom of her bare butt.
"Phew, that's better" she says
"I'm gonna need some time to dry out down there."

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>>39488420
fuck... do i pick up the panties and suck on them, or do I pull apart her buttcheeks and dive in? Decisions decisions...

>> No.39488496

>>39488391
Because women want the same thing: perhaps even more so since they're wired for social interaction more than men.
They need a man of value to give kindness too

>> No.39488518

>>39488476
You need to let the meat marinate for a bit.
Use the panties as an appetizer.

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>>39488249
Wait do you think Gura is Blu

>> No.39488625

>>39488535
meds

>> No.39488640

>>39488535
no, blu is a whore

>> No.39488652

>>39488535
No way. They're nothing alike

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>>39488518
would suck on them like I suck on a coffee filter.

>> No.39488808

I want to have sex with gura

>> No.39488955
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Is she back yet.....

>> No.39488991

>>39488955
Nyo...

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>>39488496
Thing is, one thing girls don't want is broken men that cry themselves to sleep at night. I can act confident, and put on a big manly confident front, but I am privately deeply deeply broken. Like everyone is broken in a way, but I am deeply deeply fucked. I don't think I will ever find someone kind and gentle enough to be able to support that. I'm fated to remain alone with a loneliness that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. I cope with my GF RP ASMR vids and hanging out with my sharkwife.

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>>39487801

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