/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

History Lesson Edition

Last thread: >>39392781

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

One count! Ah ah ah!
Two counts! Ah ah ah!

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>>39403556
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

kinda wish vesper would just do these things instead of brainstorming on stream and then (no delivery)

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I'm running out of power, I wonder if I'll be able to make it to the end of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

this nigga is still going. love mah nigga

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>>39403556
sauce btw
https://twitter.com/AsterOrbit/status/1603802306763321344

[Anonymous No.]

ALL GLORY TO MAGMO

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>>39403635
Yea ahah how come he isn't submitting his Tai Lopez parody idea to management?

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>bringing up Kronii
noooo Vesper, I was just about to bring up that annoying beggar in chat

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>>39403635
the reason he says these things is because he is 99% sure it wouldn't be allowed by management

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i WILL make him my wife and you WILL accept it

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>>39403587
HE'S THE COUNT BECAUSE HE'S A VAMPIRE

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>>39403730
he is reading chat

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I don't know anything about Breaking Bad this tangent is lost on me

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>>39403756
1. he's man
2. he can't get pregnant
3. he'd be your husband but you're a crazy schizo
4. he's my bro and I already warned him to keep his hollow points rounds loaded

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>>39403780
Go watch it then

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>>39403780
spend an hour watching breaking bad clips on youtube, youll get enough to understand references.

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>>39403814
No

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Vesper, put your spear away Vesper

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>>39403756
NO, IT HAS TO BE ME

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ANIKI LOVE

>>39403629
AMEN

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>>39403629
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is Walter and obviously Fauna is Skyler.

[Anonymous No.]

this entire convo is just begging central

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>>39403814
A youtube summary will do it, no need to watch it

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>>39403898
Yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

I tell ya my boy ain't right

[Anonymous No.]

HE JUST CALLED YOU ALL RETARDS

[Anonymous No.]

>you are all my children
FATHER FIGURE CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

haha you girls got father-zoned!!

[Anonymous No.]

>I-I-I think you're a PUSSY

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>the Vesties are crippled fucks
Vesper...that was so mean

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>>39403891
Nowa uuuuu please let's ask them for money uuuu

[Anonymous No.]

INCEST SEX WITH VESPAPA

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>>39403923
thats not gonna stop me

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>>39403924
Doesn't matter, will still find a way to smash

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>SC with a JP girl mention in it
Why

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>Iroha SC
beggars cant help themselves. I think it's autism.

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>>39403891
so Kronii is Gretchen?

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>>39404016
>>39404019
at least he's not reading them out loud, but man... I want Vesper to succeed but at the same time I want to gatekeep him from these people... its hard.

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>>39397784
here ya go anon

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DF stream on the table as long as the perms can carry over to the steam version.

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>dwarf fortress is a low system requirement
this fucking guy has no idea

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>>39403978
>>39404009
Is this daddy issues or...?

[Anonymous No.]

Is anybody here watching Lumi's playthrough of dwarf fortress?

[Anonymous No.]

its too early in the morning to feel sleepy from vesper's voice when i have shit to do today ech

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>>39404133
i dont have daddy issues so the way i see it is that he is the father of our future children so we're mommy and daddy together.

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>>39404133
it's Vesper Noir issues specifically

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>>39404133
he's hot, i dont care what he sees me as, as long as I can hop on his dick i'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hard limit
>5-11 hours
Kino

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>>39403808
>1. And?
>2. Not with that attitude
>3. You don't know that
>4. That's not gonna stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>he's been streaming at 720p the entire time
just like Oga...

[Anonymous No.]

ADD THAT TO THE OGA/VESPER LIST-
oh...

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the noseless bats

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could play Outer Wilds again for the first time. I hope he doesn’t rush it and enjoys it

[Anonymous No.]

hey

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>>39404235
I was distracted. What did he say?

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>finish outer wilds off stream
the ultimate fucking blueball tease

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa's autism is infuriating sometimes, just play the game ffs

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>>39404229
he is in Oga's house right now

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>>39403756
Oh god I recognized your typing style

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>>39404279
this fucking old man just teases me over and over. I NEED to rape him.

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>>39403756
Send the supa already you coward.

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>>39404299
AAIEEEEEEE

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>>39404288
He's going off on family holidays and then he's going to Japan

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>>39404276
He thought he was streaming in 720p the entire time.

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>>39404299
adventures do know about schizos, not surprised

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>>39404322
So?

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>>39404240
i just joined, did he talk about his mascot?

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>>39404349
May be hard but enjoy this

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>>39404299
from where...

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>>39404324
This is strange. the parallels have become more specific.

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>>39404279
I'll never fucking forgive him if he does that. This is not bait.

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>>39404279
people will very likely ask him to wait and finish it on stream and he probably will

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>>39404429
this is disturbing, even more when I think that it doesn't say if he gives or receive them

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>>39404349
I'm all of them
>>39404415
You don't need to know, just know that I recognized you and am now making a spreadsheet of identifiable anons

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper dodging the last wave of beggars in chat
I kneel

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>chat begging him to raid Fubuki/Kiara
>he ignores them
good

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>vesper finally ditched the idea of streaming long game sessions on twitch
thank fuck

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>>39404521
Do you give us short descriptions
Can you put me under as "really wants to make this moe old man a malewife"

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INCOMING VESPMO

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ALL GLORY TO VESMO

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>ENTER VESMO

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>EXIT VESMO

[Anonymous No.]

Once in a life time.
It hurts his throat.

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>>39404521
this better not have consequences for me

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>Kiara raid
Vesper...
also that means Kiara gave him permissions to raid her...

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AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>raid to Kiara
oh that's interesting

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>>39404637
sorry, that was me, my fault

[Anonymous No.]

Its allowed. Oh boy. Read up on the commandments

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OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

Woah he raided into Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

welp.. I should head out now before catalog becomes insufferable. I'll see you guys again during Altare's ASMR stream! It was fun hanging out with my fellow vesties.

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>>39404579
oh nyo!!!!

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>>39404590
"stalking anons auditioning for EN2"

[Anonymous No.]

I'll return during Leader's ASMR. Good luck /MANS/!!

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>>39404579
Retard

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Fujo sisters... godspeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>huh what happened
>welcome!!
It begins

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara obviously allowed him to raid or else he wouldn't be able to.
This is a nothing burger.

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>>39404936
exactly so stop posting about it

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>>39404936
>This is a nothing burger.
not for the KFPcorns

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When did Ves watch the Magmo shit?

[Anonymous No.]

leader...

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>>39404936
I mean, to normal people it is a nothingburger but yknow...

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>>39404936
>>39404992
>>39404989
How new are you retards
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/160441465432259379
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1604430793543421953
No one cares anyways. Stop being retarded

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I've been watching Golden Kamuy and... I can see why there's so much bara fujo art out there. Kinda caught myself mirin' as well...
https://litter.catbox.moe/08d1gs.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zptn35.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/sao3rs.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/4ha0ak.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/pzw1oy.png

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I... I don't like ASMR, may have to skip Leader's stream

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>Vesper is raiding the one that trash talked Altare
Leader...

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>>39405050
you leeda, my leeda

[Anonymous No.]

Another day passes and another day I haven't been raped by Altare....

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>>39405087
HE HATES HIM

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>>39405031
He watched it live on stream with the audio https://youtu.be/0-xq1-PvFD4?t=10533

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>>39405087
Vesper's probably not savvy enough to even know what she did. He's out of the loop of what his own genmates are up to.

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>>39405087
He's so mad about the leak

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>>39405087
He’s baiting him, see vvvv
>>39405139
Vesper…

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>>39405157
HE LOVES MAGNI

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>>39405072
nigga I just said no one cares and I don't pay attention to holos go post about it on catalog

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>>39405087
you are reading too much into it, she just wanted her manager effort to also be acknowledged

[Anonymous No.]

>Breedable WHORES
>Youngest of their groups on debut order
>The only two Holostars who have ever been suspended
>The talest members in cover
>Zatsudan only
>Goofy drawings
>Left-handed
>Parasocial fanbase
>Can bike 27 km straight
>Wears glasses
>Retarted ojisan
>Have a niece
>Someone their korean speaking genmates desperately wants to dick down
>Realized they were streaming in 720p by mistake

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>>39405139
Vesper, go calm your throat down.

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>>39405231
THEY'RE GONNA FUCK WHEN VESPER GOES TO JAPAN

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If you end up getting gifted a Kiara membership make sure to check out her last members stream

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>>39405231
SUCH WHORES UUGGHGHHHH

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>>39405087
let’s be real man, altare probably doesn’t even care that she said anything about him.

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>>39405213
for accomplishing nothing? woman logic

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>>39405213
>her manager effort
In her own words
>Why are people saying it he collabed before ME?!

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>>39405231
W H O R E S

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>>39405283
>In her own words
sure retard

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>>39405280
Isn't leader here? Also why do you think he avoids holos like a plague now?

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>>39405265
Don't leak membership shit even if it's the chicken

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>>39405139
I saw those shoujos when the guy is literally threatening the main chara with a rape session. Do women really like that shit?

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>>39404684
really makes you think, yeah?

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>>39405336
hologirl bronies leak menshi content all the time

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>>39405265
wrong thread

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>>39405265
WTF KEK

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>>39405072
Explain how that contradicts my post?

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>>39405283(Me)
Sorry, typo.
>Why are people saying he collabed before ME?!

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>>39405371
A FUCKING KFPVESTIE

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>>39405139
I feel like I'm going to have to resort to Magni at this point...

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>>39405334
considering that he pondered out loud about messaging kiara to see if she would be okay with him using some KFP made site extension, i think he’s probably fine

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>>39405371
WHAT THE FUCK

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Its the mask

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>>39405365
in fiction, yes.

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>>39405334
Kek he's definitely not or he would be making better choices.

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Seriously now, the fact no one in Tempus played Clubhouse Games aka the easiest collab game to date still blows my mind.

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>>39405433
i don't care. i don't hate her. i don't like her. she's off topic. simple as.

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>>39405213
That didn't changed the fact that it made her chat angry at Altare, she has to be stupid to not see that comment.

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>>39405371
>a heavily armed KFP ojisan scholar prepper
Dangerous.

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>>39405336
no
https://streamable.com/ukc3e6

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>>39405554
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>Open Call In
oh no no nononono
Fujos please save us

[Anonymous No.]

>>39405554
Faggot

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>>39405554
Based, fuck the whores

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>>39405475
who would the collab be between?

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw aniki loves more waking up in the morning than his EUxelotls

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>>39405475
I think it will be a good substitution for Leaders birthday totsu.

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>>39404579
get fucked schizo

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>>39405680
axel v roberu

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>>39405749
hating holobeggars makes you a schizo?

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>>39405365
Dated a girl with rape fantasies once. It was weird. I couldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39405680
Anyone, really. They barely have any 1on1 collabs as is, also a good game to collab with jpstars if they want to since it's very simple and basically banter game.

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>>39405554
Now post the clip where she hates on Altare

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck you, you little whore

[Anonymous No.]

Post Magni/Magnolia koikatsus. I need to expand my folder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39405979
SHE HATES VESPER

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>>39405979
>>39405979

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>>39405990
what happened to this anon

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>>39406040
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

RAGUS

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>>39405870
https://streamable.com/aq8lo2

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>>39406040
WHORE
ToT

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>Vesper goes on Long Tangents, shit talks Management and spill the bins on personal information all the time
>Kiara goes on Long Tangents, shit talks Management and spill the bins on personal information all the time

THEY ARE THE SAME CHARACTER

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>>39405990

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>>39406319
huh...

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>>39406343
I can see why Vesper is obsessed with him now.

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>>39406319
>bins
ESL-chama...

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>>39405990
hotdog...

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>>39406319
>Axel goes on Long Tangents, shit talks Management and spill the beans on personal information all the time

[Anonymous No.]

Is Magni going to start from scratch in Animal crossing tonight?

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Sorry Vesper but I ain't watching this shit. Call me if one of the boys shows up.

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>>39406501
Yeah

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>>39405087
>>39405163
>>39405213
>>39405265
>>39405282
>>39405283
>>39405334
>>39405336
>>39405371
>>39405374
>>39405390
>>39405433
>>39405474
>>39405509
>>39405554
>>39405676
>>39405808
>>39406010
>>39406188
ඞඞඞඞ
go back, trash

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>>39405050
cute

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>>39406462
these boys sure love hot dogs...

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>>39406561
>mass replying fag
I don't know who's worse

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>39406561
I was joking about the vesper hate thing mang, no need to be a mass replying fag

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>>39406501
i think he's going to finish the intro before hand?

[Anonymous No.]

stop replying to bait you dumb retards. the kiara clip was taken out of context.

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>>39406867
>/MANS/
>ever not replying to bait

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>>39406484
I don’t think anyone loves their management more than Axel

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna go listen to Vesper's ASMR and masturbate before I get ready to masturbate to leaders ASMR later.

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>>39406945
Please tell me you are woman

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im not into ASMR desu

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>>39406925
probably helps that axel gets a cute onee-san OL manager

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>>39406561
Keep crying cuckbeat
>>/vt/thread/S36848284#p36865313

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>>39406945
same
>>39407088
no

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>>39406945
Post a photo

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>>39407088
I wont tell you

>>39407227
based altnowa chad

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>>39406945
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39407227
>>39407286
uhhh who is who? i'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>39407333
Nanaki is Nanaki

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>>39407444
naruhodon't

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>>39405087
What did she say about altare?

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>>39407484
Don't worry about it

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>>39407544
ayo

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>>39407088
if they say woman you'll just get excited, so my advice for any woman is to say man always

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rrat: Yagoo made Gura sick because she remains the only EN member to never interact with or acknowledge his precious sons.

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>>39406925
The collective noun for Holostars Managers should be StarMan.

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>>39407613
yes

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>>39408274
at least 2 are women tho

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>>39408408
just two bros giving each other a nice bro cuddle :^)

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>>39408410
So?

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>>39408247
Yagoo is not a beggar, he initially created the collab ban in 2019 to protect his boys from holobronies.

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>>39406040

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>>39408472
it's normal. no biggie.

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>>39408684
he's just giving a nice little massage to his dear old friend.
in this picture, he seemed to have sprayed some of the lotion in his hair by mistake during the massage session. oops...!!

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>>39405371
Eggstie...

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>>39408684
haven't seen this one in a while

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>>39408410
Get with the times, gramps

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>>39404507
He gives blowjobs for $100 and has anal sex for $5000

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>>39408906
he'll do both of those at the same time for a $5 SC, lets be real here.

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>>39408941
maybe even for free. just for the bit, of course.

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>>39408906
heck, he will probably do it for free if i get him drunk enough hahahaha...

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>>39409057
>"what if, what if for a bit..I like, gave blowjobs for free. Like i'll be on my knees fucking sucking your cock and you'll ask me how much I charge for and i'd say its fuckin free.You thought the great Magni Dezmond was a horny unhinged genius? Wait till you see what I can do [insert belly laugh here] i'm so stupid...haha..."

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>>39409216
Shut up and do it, you whore

[Anonymous No.]

>No podcast
>No DND
>No SoulLink
>No Xmas collab

It's really fucking over, huh...

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>>39408941
Spitroasting vesper... uuooooooooohhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, how you doing? What a shit day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39409484
that whore was made to be spitroasted

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nowas design is so complex that my poor art fingers can only do so much, WIP as of now since im gonna do the rest of Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>KFPs
>Chumbies
>Takos
>Teamates
>Deadbeats
OUT
Go back to your shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>39409517
What do yo- oh yeah... sorry chumbie, but at least you have an official instance, still shit but better than the uncertainty that were before

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>>39409517
i’m so sorry, chumbie… hopefully altare’s ASMR can soothe your heartache tonight

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>>39409517
Go fuck yourself too, out. No one cares about your retarded shark.

[Anonymous No.]

You think they're getting new outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>39409675
no

[Anonymous No.]

Would you fight as a soldier under general vesper?
Reminder that Vesper
•Has a spear
•Has read history books
•Has a temper

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>>39409854
oi, don't be mean to chumbie, he's going through a hard time

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>>39409864
Too soon still. Maybe second quarter next year.

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>>39409900
I want to but I feel like he would sacrifice us at the drop of a hat if it meant making progress in the battle

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>>39409930
Fuck ya mudda, and fuck his mudda.

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>>39409854
listen you little shit, you can say whatever to anyone but not our cute chumbie, stupid cunt

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>>39409864
It would have been announced by now if they were going to get NY outfits, so I wouldn't count on it.

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>>39409955
But everyone gets new years outfits. Even Uproar got their summer outfits 5 months after debut

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>>39409854
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper sees me as his cute little daughter!!! I feel so loved!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39410110
It's too late for them to get theirs now, the usual announcement timeslot just passed.

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>>39410180
u-uoh?

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>>39410180
>ywn slowly guilt trip and seduce Vesper into fucking you
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>39410059
>>39410222
why do they hate EN so much?

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>>39409854
this is for (You) anon

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>>39410280
god I wish I could blackmail/manipulate Vesper into fucking me. That'd be a dream come true.

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>>39410383
incest you say? doesn't seem far fetched considering that we are talking about Vesper

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>>39409675

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>>39409606
kyute art <333

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>>39409675
boo
I'm one of the magbeats btw

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>>39409864
Vesper with a braid.. plz so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39410059
Myth and Council didn’t announce theirs till January 6th

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>>39410324
>>39410053
Fuck both ya muddas

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>>39410511
Vesper officially making the relationship between him and the vesties incestuous after we admitted to thirsting after him is making me feel things I shouldn't be feeling...

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>>39410724
So would vesbeats just be skeletons in vests?

[Anonymous No.]

It was annoying enough with the Vespling spam, now you these faggots are turning this shit into Myth (+Tempus) general. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39409216
I'M SO FUCKING HORNY IT'S UNREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39410811
Yeah did he really think that was going to stop any of us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39409675
Based!

[Anonymous No.]

STOP POSTING ABOUT INCEST ALL HE DID WAS TALK ABOUT BREAKING BAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411022
Vesper's attempts to come off as nonsexual just makes him even more alluring to the vesties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411129
Vesties will take any crumb Vesper gives them. They'll be cumming to him telling them bedtime stories this week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411131
WE ALL JUST WANT WHAT WE CAN'T HAVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411297
>Ahhh Vesper is so hot why doesn't he give us crumbs uuuuuuu
You do realize that if enough people ask him to he'll do fanservice right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411630
He doesn't understand that people genuinely find his voice and attitude cute, and I don't think he ever will. He's spent a lifetime getting pigeonholed by men and women with zero sense of taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411781
>I don't think he ever will
Not with that attitude. Just tell him already, he has said he loves the Vesties so he will listen to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411630
If both male and female Vesties outright telling him in live chat that they thirst after him doesn't change anything, nothing will kek. The fact that he's giving us another ASMR stream after just one vestie asked for it is a great step forward though.

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>>39411985
Don't make it go into a parasocial relationship, it doesn't end well...

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus Aprils' Fools will be quite something
https://twitter.com/Cinnamon__Sama/status/1605659309282508800

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411985
Why are vesties so gay...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412104
well Vesper is obviously gay, so most vestojis are gay too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412053
Axel as the tsukkomi to all of this definitely is doable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39411985
Maybe I should ask him to give me those free blow jobs then

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412133
>vestojis
Count me out, I'm a zoomer and he's my slutty single father

[Anonymous No.]

quick! stars en2 are lurking in THIS VERY THREAD but you can only say 1 sentence to them. what will you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
do sexual asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
one of your bits should just be copying one of the Tempus first month streams 1:1 and feign ignorance if anyone points it out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
start streaming again you asshole you're not going to get in if you don't
>I'm talking to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Hi, me ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412603
as long as a track record exists you're good, doesn't matter how long ago it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Please just give us a crumb of fujo food like once a week. Just one baby crumb. Please. Even if you hate your entire gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412581
>laughs in all the lost perms

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime Vesties hornyposts I think about this Bara artist i know who lewds a lot of ojisans, I don't have money for a commission but I was thinking of introducing him to Vesper and see if he draws him...
https://twitter.com/hokawa2u

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>>39412474
Become the male Gura and get Pako to draw your shota design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412755
didn't axel already do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFTSE4h4SSs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412689
>commissions closed
i'll commission them one day to draw the altnowa porn I deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
do softly breathing into the mic asmr ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412689
please introduce him.. we need more artists to draw him as a bara

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412133
Now it's official, I'm the last straight male vestie here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412825
Please do it, he's very good at drawing the small young top x old big bottom
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82873849

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Stop being scared and just do it
>t. talking to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413112
Pffft, you wish, fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412802
Gura dosen't do mixed collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413112
No me, not only the last straight male vestie, but the last straight Tempura

[Anonymous No.]

>>39410812
I can give it a try

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413304
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Do not pander to /here/, do not listen to /here/, however you can mock and joke about /here/ and steal their jokes like Leader does.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dream about vtubers
>Wake up
>See drama in the thread
Wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413536
What was your dream about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39409675
Never. I came for the boys, /cbdct/ is back that way and I don't bring up my oshi unless it's relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
you will never see any of my fancontent but know that im cheering you on and if youre an oji, likely lusting over you as well
>>39413536
what drama isnt this an average day

[Anonymous No.]

how is altare's asmr? noise with objects or his mouth?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare ASMR fram is up
https://www.youtube.com/live/OSCPE-r8Y3U?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413650
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413650
Can't you be a regular unicorn schizo like all the Holo watchers in the board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413727
this is going to be so comfypilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413136
ToT thank you for this link...what wonderful food

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413707
he’s reading grimm’s fairy tales again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413707
he's only had 1 scuffed asmr stream and he only reads stories if i remember correctly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413743
No. Fuck you femicorn. Go back to your gay thread and complain about it there. If I'm gonna start gatekeeping the hobby I'll start with hardcore cbdct whores like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413650
A FUCKING ALTAKO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413856
is that so? ok ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413560
I vaguely remember Magni streaming at 5pm EST for some reason and had some strange creature morphed into himself for his live2d. I think it was Peter Griffin but very puzzlelized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
if one of you is a shota please be a top please please please

[Anonymous No.]

KEK
I hate unicorns, gatekeepers, schizos and fucking chat police. I probably hate everyone here

[Anonymous No.]

altare should do a blowjob asmr i think it wod be a cool stream

[Anonymous No.]

>【ASMR】 Softly Reading Grimms' Fairy Tales for You~
hard pass for me, sorry Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414076

>wod
>Warlords of Draenor

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414125
worse
World Of Darkness

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414122
weak. it’s sleepy time bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414251
I can barely take his normal voice first 2 weeks I didn't watch him at all imagine an ASMR soft voice. Ughhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414153
*causes a wipe first boss*
heh.. nothing personnel kid...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Please do not collab with females, I will unironically drop you and never pick up again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414051
You're talking about the femcorns then. Yeah they come around here when their thread doesn't have activity to stir shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414122
asmr makes me nauseous and uncomfortable but I'm gonna watch my oshi no matter what. weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414437
did you drop all of tempus then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414319
I do that when I go to sleep and have my brain concoct nightmares based on the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414437
even uyu has collabed with a female. what are you doing here sis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414452
me too fellow altventurer... anything for leader...

[Anonymous No.]

Godamn it man, I fell asleep 30 mins into nowa's stream.
What did I miss? Not just about the stream but if something else of note happened with him or the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414437
Then you better leave bitch. You dropped all of the boys here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414319
you get used to it. Someone once ask me if I was listening a kid cause of gura and I have to show them lilypichu and corpsehusband to explain that there many different voices and they all are real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414051
Aren't all of those things posted by the same people? Half of those posts at least. It's kind of funny how this thread having less uppity dipshits with sticks up their asses (generally speaking or percentage-wise at least) and mods not moderating this thread turned into one of the better ones on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414538
Nothing really happened except for the Magmo reaction. Though he did raid into Kiara after the stream which is pretty surprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39403756
Haha bitch your gun is out of battery

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414538
talked about Altare getting permissions for their collab game, did some history talk/book talk/etc, Japan trip talk/Family gathering talk which alluded to it being over new years and the first week or so of Jan because his family is making him go on a road trip with them. Then he raided Kiara after the stream ended.

[Anonymous No.]

i think i can enjoy this stream actually
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1605720884874022912?s=20&t=fmKtygA_EXpa3GG1wVVrVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414538
You missed Nowa's history lessons. It was pretty fun imo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414757
Yeah... maybe, I'm gonna give it a try anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39405990
John-san...

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>>39414617
>Though he did raid into Kiara after the stream which is pretty surprising.
Yeah there's someone whining about it in the comments. Seems like they are not aware that Vesper can't raid Kiara unless she allows it.
>But Kiara never mentioned Vesper once! That's a lot of pressure on her!
Yeah well not his fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414808
>Yeah there's someone whining about it in the comments.
Why do you care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414894
NTA but sad that people are going back and forth with the dude after someone in comments pointed out that it was a schizo thats obviously liking their own comments.

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot but Leader has done like... 2 asmr streams with this one, right?
I am surprised he haven't done it more in the 5 months the boys debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414938
didn't answer my question

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414959
yeah its kinda funny axel has done more asmr than him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414996
*throatfucks you*

[Anonymous No.]

that anon must be the same nigger creating that retarded comment chain in Nowa's VOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415044
Honestly I thought he would never do asmr, kinda surprised that magni never did one either with how personal he can get in menshi but also his voice being nice too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415240
In Magni’s case it’s probably a mix of him not liking his voice and also not knowing what kind of ASMR to do or not believing that we’d really like an ASMR from him. He did just say ‘I don’t have a hot voice’ yesterday to chat. His twitter spaces were pretty much ASMRs already though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414959
He's the most prudish. This is not a meme.
If he were more unhinged he'd be THE yab machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415240
its honestly surpising that Nowa is about to do two ASMR streams and Magni hasn't done one yet. He'd be very good at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Magni's torture ASMR stream

[Anonymous No.]

axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

>>39412474
Niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415336
I think the only time he would do asmr if it is a bit, like intentionally being loud or having such a dumb concept like "POV:you are sent to the mines to work with the rest of the magmites".

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415396
He’s the most prudish and is probably extremely embarrassed at the thought of anyone getting off to his voice. Which is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415545

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415580
thats what makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415580
I don't think he is embarrassed he laughed off altventurers asking for a ring fit stream earlier and teased chat. He's just prudish and stubborn about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know how it went over my head that Magni actually barked in the Magmo bit to joke that it was Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415545
The King of Sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415763
wdym? It was clearly Axel, you can see how he only tweeted after Magni ended his stream because he released him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39413321 (me)
>>39410812
There you go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415583
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415763
Magni barked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
AAIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415336
HNGH his voice is so fucking hot, idk how long it'll take for him to believe us (or pay child support for PREGNATION

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
A FUCKING VESTBEAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
delete this

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1605724590205898754

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
this belongs in a fucking museum

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
actual irl picture of Nowa. delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
Wait a minute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
Holy shit this is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416135
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
>>39416136
Oh I see the author now, makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
I WILL NOW GET TO WRITING

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415861
Finally a fucking vesbeat instead of altbeats...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416258
Make sure you put in lots of fight scenes where Amelia rewinds time to reload her gun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416342
He know the Ancient Ones possesed him, so he's following him now... Amelia, save Magni please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
He can't escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416258
Godspeed Lore-anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
Bad Ending 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415336
>>39415557
>>39415466
Dropping this here for reference, since it's been a while: timestamp for the time Magni directly discussed the suggestion of ASMR as content way back when memberships had just opened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB_Jvh3JQtY#t=1h13m9

[Anonymous No.]

>>39415336
he should do more laying in bed and softly breathing and making cute noises asmr like his last members stream ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39414959
He's only done one, which was also a Grimm's stories reading right after debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417106 (Me)
>>39414959
Nevermind, I just repeated exactly what you said kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417072
that fucking stream awakened my yume brain so hard, I pretended I was holding him while we watched sonic together ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417216
>>39417072
actual bfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417216
I don’t remember typing this

[Anonymous No.]

Who will tune in to Leader's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
i will unfortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
Me (his wife)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
I am never skipping a stream by leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418106
>unfortunately
What do you mean?
me too sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
Me, he is my boyfriend after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418201
i dont remember typing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
me (his supportive bro)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
Me (his male wife)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
I'm gonna try....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418236
skipping my oshi's stream would be considered a crime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417072
>>39417216
https://files.catbox.moe/jhb80l.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/ylu2h1.mp3
:3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
me (his husband's side piece)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418458
lord forgive me I'm such a simp

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418458
ToT we really do need more of those twitter spaces,,, ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>39416026
there's a tako in there kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
I will never skip Leader's streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418668
He was going to do one the other day but couldn't because Elon disabled it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418614
>>39418668
https://files.catbox.moe/eunpq1.mp3
:D

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418458
magni's noises are just too cute and lewd!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418815
That was one of the few good features though,,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418919
Vesper baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39417974
Me because I'm an insomniac and it's finally the holidays but I can't sleep so some nice softboy stuff will help.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if he scheduled it a later than usual so his viewers would fall asleep right after

[Anonymous No.]

>>39418990
I hear it's reenabled now but Elon took it down for a while for ego reasons before putting it back, like many other bits and pieces of Twitter he's been fucking with lately...
CAPTCHA: MA8D8

[Anonymous No.]

>>39419103
They can't click off if they fall asleep.
Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39419262
AIIIEEEEEEEE