/MANS/ - Tempus General

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Last thread: >>39167040

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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axel syrios

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you are now reminded of astel's potential tenga sponsorship

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Thread baked as promised, how are you, guys?

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Magni creaming his pants right now with Axel chanting his name

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>>39182903

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OP is the Fastest Baker in the West

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These are the men who most likely influenced the next gen on what is like to be a HolostarsEN. How do you think they will be as senpai?

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Magni za ho.

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MAGNI'S A HOE

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>>39182928
having fun watching these streams, thank you chumbie

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What are the odds of Magni watching this stream in silence while gushing over the fact that his oshi is saying his name over and over and over again

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>>39182928
thank you for the bread cute chumbie
>>39182959
our chumbie is always pretty fast baking threads

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>greetings, anon. It came to my attention that you wish to apply for holostars.
>first things first: please tell me what is wrong with your life

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>>39182998
>they give you advice
>you get demonetized, VOD probated, suspended for misconduct
Sounds awesome

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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>39182928
Exhausted. I’ve been laughing too much

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>>39183131
I’m letting 2D entertainers who are younger than me influence my future career prospects in horrible economic times and at this point I have nothing left to lose

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>>39183201
Amen.

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>>39183201
So late, amen anyways

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>>39183086
He just called him a hoe so he might not be gushing, per say. Maybe Magni's into that, though.

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just got here, the fuck is wrong with axel's mic?

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>>39183131
I'm a divorced ojisan from a broken home and I have anger issues and a collection of weapons. I work in IT and dream about running off into the mountains when I have enough money.

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>>39183086
Dingo gonna answer for callin him a hoe

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Axel constantly happily talking about Magni's sexual preferences makes you wonder what do they talk about in private kek

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>>39183264
It's a bit, 360 cruchy mic

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>>39183272
American Ojisan… you are already my employee.

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>>39183317
nostalgic...

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hambaga is friendo

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>>39182998
Altare will indoctrinate his minecraft autism into at least one of his kouhais so he won't have to be lonely anymore.

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>>39183131
>Yagoo's collection of broken dolls grows
YAGOO NO

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>>39183131
I'm a 31 year old virgin who's stuck making only $45k a year. I need this job YAGOO-san

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>>39183338
Listen just because Vesper is literally me doesn't mean I can't be unique, I'll do Gunpla streams and will do the best cooking streams this side of HoloEN.

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>>39182998
Altare will teach you how to ask for permissions. Axel will teach you exactly where the line you can’t cross is

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>my indie oshi graduated before auditions came back up for stars
:(

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>>39183272
We already have one ojisan with anger issues.

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>>39183371

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>>39183495
Good

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>>39183499
That's some pretty cool binoculars, Yagoo!

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>>39183499
You could always use more - they could form a compound!

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>Can you just kill yourself or something?
New sound post just dropped

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Axel is winning??

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this is even better than Rushia's Fall Guys streams

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>>39183588
Who?

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Even the guy with altare name is a jobber...

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REGIS JOBBER

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>>39183675
Michael the Cat

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Mr. Mecha tsuyoi

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Is Axel in Taiwan?

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>>39182928
Thanks for the bake chumxelotl
>how are you, guys?
Having some fun watching axel, he's great

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>>39182998
Dez will be the equivalent of a drunken homosexual uncle minus the molestation

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I was now reminded that the necrophilic headcrab fucking fanfic was a thing

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Axel made me redownload Fall Guys. Havent played this shit since season 1.

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I tried my best guys, the spirit of Leader took over my bean and made me job

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>>39183778
??? He is in japan anon how out of the loop are you?

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DEEP ROCK GALACTIC LETS GO

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Shiny Spicy Love

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IT'S HAPPENING!

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>>39183843
Altoilet....

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There is still hope

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ZETAXELBROS STATUS?????

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ZETAXEL LIVES

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axel deserves the entire fucking world i love this stupid dingo

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>>39183782
Magni will be the one to get molested by his kouhais

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Not a zetaxel christmas date...

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SECRET ENDING

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>>39183902
Did he mention zeta?

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Axel is losing his virginity today
Let's fucking goooooo

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>>39182871
I'm from the future. Holostars Spatium will have one guy from South Elysium aka Brazil

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there still hope for this world

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>soon i will talk about something
>it will be cool in the future
huh?

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>>39183962
yeah, to me

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Oh no he's going to bomb Cover

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>>39183957
A way out on january

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keep your eyes peeled, lads

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so.... battlestations?

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If the something interesting is related to the cake tweet and it’s not a stream, it can only mean a cover right?

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>>39183965
South Elysium is Russia, or NA if Leader and Magni agreed on where West and South are.

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Mane-san in shambles...

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>>39184072
Most likely yeah

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>>39184086
>Russia
Sorry, both Russias are PR nightmares right now

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A humble request from Axel Syrios Ch. HOLOSTARS-EN:

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>>39184141
kek

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>>39184131
>Slav diaspora who lives in Canada

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https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1604325583344762880
Was this already discussed? I was busy watching 3 streams so I missed it

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Those were amazing streams today. I still have to watch today Nowa's vod, how was it?
Also I think he is the only one streaming tomorrow unless Axel does a sneaky stream like he always does.

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>>39184252
Yeas, last thread

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>>39184252
ye, last thread.

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>>39184261
Vesper's was good, but also 5 hours and 40 minutes

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>>39184252
Yeah. Personally I feel like it's for the 5th member of Tempus other than a whole other gen.

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>>39184261
>how was it?
Pretty long with mostly reaction content

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>>39184261
altare might stream considering he will probably release his schedule after his stream like he usually does

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EN2 are gonna have a different lore, the same as Tempus, Council and Myth, don't get your hopes too high

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who do you sisters want in the new wave?

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1604354950657495042
Sold

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>>39184252
>Apply to Holostars
>Show Kronii skinwalking Axel's model
What did they mean by this

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>>39184388
>wave

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>>39184388
The Shota
The FtM
The Casanova

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>>39184388
me.

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>>39184470
Why would you want a troon in stars?

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>>39184252
I love reading the replies to audition tweets like this. There are underaged people replying and it's cute.
Reminds me of that JP staff recruitment tweet, and there's some kid going "I wanna join so bad... but I'm a middle schooler..."

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>>39184374
i don't, but it would be really cool, i love tempus rpg theme

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>>39183131
I have toxic gaslighting parents that I've let manipulate me into basically free manual labor, 6-7 days a week, from the ages of 13 to 30 and once I told them I wanted to stop working for them I was immediately disinherited and excommunicated from the family. My father is physically abusive and is 6'2" and far outweighs my 5'7" self and will also force you to listen to a two hour lecture if you displease him in some way. I've failed multiple relationships because my significant other felt I wasn't prioritizing them enough because I felt I had to "give back to my family" for giving me the privilege of growing up with a roof over my head and food in my stomach. I have a very hard time wanting any physical goods for myself because I feel I'm not really worth it but I'll spend any money I have on hand to pamper a girl I'm in love with.i have no goals in life other than one day getting married and just having a peaceful modest life, maybe with some chickens and a garden and plenty of loving little rescue shelter dogs. I have zero friends because I end up so isolated with my family situation and wind up self sabotaging friendships by feeling that if they actually wanted to be around me they would text me, so I just never text people first and friends slip away. I'm almost certain that I have depression and probably a bit of tism. I had a girl that I briefly dated in college dump me and part of me has never recovered even though I've had relationships since. She's married now but I still feel like my heart has put up a wall since that time so many years ago and I've never felt the same puppy love as I did then. I feel like something is wrong like all my emotions have been dulled as some sort of safety measure in my brain to keep me from spiraling even worse into negativity. I never feel happy and usually don't feel sad or anxious or really anything and I just do my best to make myself look happy and put on a smile when it's expected
Please save me yagoo

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>>39184388
Richard the Lionheart Vtuber

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>>39184470
>The FtM
You saw what happened to NijiEN's tranny. Why risk that happening in Holostars?

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>>39184388
>sisters
>wave
Your mom

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>>39184470
We need another trap to cry for when they graduate
It's a never ending cycle to feed our satanic god

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>39184525

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>>39184409
KEK OFC
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1604355257399533569

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>>39184558
Did she get fired for being a menhera tranny or for being a shitty talentless hack
the latter implies both btw

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>>39184422
Meds. That's just Axel.

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>>39184422
What a cute picrel of Axel

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>>39184508
niggas want new females so bad they want them to debut in holostars

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>>39184409
This is the main reason I would apply if I was ever thinking about it

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SPECIAL DELIVERY
AND FREE PSYCHIC DAMAGE HEE HEE HA HA

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>>39184624
Reasons unknown but point towards misconduct within the company and didn't have the energy to tardwrangle him anymore.

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>>39184470
I doubt Cover will accept women to Stars, the same the other way around, even as much the person thinks they are the other sex.
Its mostly to avoid potential drama and issues. Can you imagine the fucking shitshow that would cause if they add a man into the girls only branch? Unicorns already lose their shit that Tempus even exists, doing that would be 100 times worse.

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>>39184729

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>>39184624
Probably the first one since she her genmates seem to be ones which are talentless

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Can we NOT talk about Nijiniggers here?

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>>39184729
CUTE FAT FUCK

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>>39184707
I would join to be the minecraft autist, even though I haven't played minecraft since before the nether

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>>39184470
>The FtM

The chance of finding one that’s a chubba and not menhera is near zero

t. Am one and not even apply to save everyone the possible trouble

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>>39184729
Adorable, I think this fits more than a bunny boy.

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>>39184777
StarsEN auditions are the topic so mentioning the troon as a warning of what not to do is somewhat relevant.

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Has aniki shown interest in doing a cover of a song recently? Might give clues as to what he wants to release soon

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>>39184750
but anon, rio is a woman and she is in holostars

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I'm applying. My voice is so weird it will give me bonus points. See ya on the screen, anons!

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>>39184729
Post this to twitter. Magni will love it, and Altare will be extremely conflicted

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>>39184811
*not even going to

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>>39184839
meds

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>>39184839
Meds anon, you forgot to take them

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>>39184374
incoming Villain Guild

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>>39184839
Take your fucking meds

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>>39184729
this is fucking adorable

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>>39184839
spot the woman here

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>>39184750
On the flipside, imagining several anime girls/boys getting peaked is hilarious. But not hilarious enough, I don't want any of holopro dealing with that garbage

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>>39184839

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>>39184525

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>>39184901
Uyu...

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>>39184833
with how much the cat is recording multiple covers and the fact that they're finding time for a way out may means they have a duet they can announce after the collab but I doubt he was referring to that one

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>>39184754
Seaweed don't you have enough Fat Fucks to use as onnaholes

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For the new gen I want a speedrunner
hollow knight any% 30 min speedrun

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I watch corpotubers to avoid all the alphabetness of vtubing

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>>39184839
Why?

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>>39184901
Best girl is on the left, outside the window.

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>>39184901
Lmao I'm sitting like that right now

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>>39184983
IT WAS HIM THIS WHOLE TIME

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>>39184983
good catch anon

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>>39184901
Ganchan is a beautiful woman.

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>>39184901
rio sitting like that gives me tomboy energy

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>>39184707
Be careful or you will be Axel's personal maid, cleaning up after him
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1604355257399533569

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>>39184839
as long as you can do a convincing male boy

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>>39184949
You can never have enough cute fat fucks

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have holofags finally left? can we go back to fujopost?

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>>39185156
Just this pretty much
And be a Rio not a Yugo

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>>39184853
do you know how badly i want to do this but i mustn't because i am a stinky yumefujo

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>>39184833
He’s pretty secretive with songs. Only songs he’s named are kickback when the CSM op first dropped, mr schadenfreude for a group collab so I doubt its that one, and some mecha songs but i don't think we’ll get those anytime soon since he wants the video in an 8-bit animation which can be pricey

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>>39184840
ah yes. a unique voice gives you extra points

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>>39185202
You were supposed to be fujoposting to keep tourists out sister...

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>>39185202
feel free, its dead hours.

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>>39184951
is an fgc autist enough?

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>>39185202
You got Nijiniggers instead.

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>>39185222

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I better not see any women roleplaying as men in my Holostars

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Imagine talking about any other thing other than holostars

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>>39185301
altare got in, and has a dedicated fanbase with a good amount of paypigs.

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https://twitter.com/slambdadelta/status/1604350299283431425
Why is Altare so fucking horny?

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>>39185301
Leader's voice is fine, his fucking laughter is the real filter when it comes to him.

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>>39185323
you scare?

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>>39185301
There's a difference between sounding like a faggot and sounding like some ESL retard from a place like Brazil or Russia.

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>>39185323
Based.

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>>39184901
Did nobody made a webm of https://youtu.be/njEeCw2BYlw starting 10:45?

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>>39185376
Tempus is a boys club. No girls allowed.

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>>39185353
So, why are the JP boys always opening their legs on 3D streams?

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>>39185364
KEK

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>>39184729
Somehow getting actual furry Leader didn't cross even my mind. Still love it drawanon.

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>>39185364
Dez is rubbing off on him

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>>39185415
Tradition. If you are applying to holostars you must open your legs on your 3D streams

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>>39185376
did you mean scared ESLchama?

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It’s kinda amazing how much better as a streamer Axel has gotten since debut, my first impression of him back then was a mid solo streamer who’s only good in collabs, but I was laughing my ass off last stream, the ones before that were really good too.

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>>39185459
Gamma SEX

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>>39185364
What the actual fuck Altare, why does he do this

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you guys are overreacting. anyway you know that in every gen there is no similar voices.
And the only two voices that are a little similar is mumei and gura, and those are very special on their own
so you voice that is recognizable and unique do get extra points
Also leader voice is great

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>>39185564
so cool...

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>>39185364
almond...

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I really should stop coming here before I watch a VOD to gauge how the stream's going to be. I was expecting to not like the Halo Collab and was thinking of not watching it because of everyone bitching about Altare but I actually watch it and it's a fun, comfy stream. Even Altare's zoomzoom tendencies weren't as bad as everyone made it out to be.

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>>39185571
Irys and Bae…

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1604361206898208773?s=46&t=JYPIxLFnJb7dkEo1TWFbzw

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>>39185955
Axel can't stop putting things in her mouth. I'm gonna save him

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>>39185888
a couple people just don’t like altare. he was pretty hyperactive at the start but it was a fun stream. weird to see people bitching about magni not having fun when he was enjoying it the whole time

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>>39185899
nah. they don't sound alike, not at all

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>>39185955
>Mane-chan: Watch your VOD and tell me how many times you said dick
>Axel: Mane-chan why am I chomping?
>M-chan: …Axel wha-
>Axel: *xbox mic* HEY TWITTER

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halo playthrough worth a watch?

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Reminder that Omega defended Nowa and told JP management to fuck off

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>>39185955
So uh what's chomping

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>>39186126
eating snacks?

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>>39186052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdoE8D1u7WE

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>>39184620
If I did join I know I'd get suspended for calling him a dog cunt.

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>>39185888
people bitch about everything altare does, its best to just ignore it and check yourself.

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>>39186200
You won't if you are an aussie and have the c card

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>>39186126
Opening the mouth to the max and then closing it while lowering the head i suppose

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>>39185415
For you anon.

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>>39186126
He keeps clacking his teeth together audibly

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>>39185571
It's shitposting.
Though I'll have to say unique voice gets extra points but where you're using your voice after that matters more. I'm glad Magni and Altare are plebs on Japanese music because they now are doing their reps being Stars"EN", even with the problems of covering western songs. Their voices are great, especially Altare, and with enough practice they're going to be beasts in their respective genres. It's just they're juggling streaming and RL stuffs so the pay off might be long in the future.
There're still slots for other voices in StarsEN. I'm quite optimistic for the eventual new debuts.

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https://streamable.com/mpjxuv

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For the new StarsEN, I want someone with a masculine Texan voice. Weird, I know.

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>>39186610
God I wish I was Roberu.

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>>39186666

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>>39186666
Instantly mog Mori

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>>39186610
Why are they doing that to Shien? what's their problem?

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>>39186666
we have that already. I mean
we have dad already

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>>39186762
I wish Calvin was real…

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Give me my magporn

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>>39186912

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>>39186912
here

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>>39186912
Magni is born to be molested

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Magnolia porn doko?

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>>39186912
Have some

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>>39187092
Is there any?

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>>39186912

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>>39182998
I want to be their kohai ToT
Maybe one day.

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>>39187092
Is this count as one

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I wish i knew what art Magni has seen. I need to know which porn had the privilege to be enjoyed by his magnificent eyes, which one turned him on, please I need to know ToT

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>>39187092
The straightbro drawfags aren't interested in genderbends and the fujo drawfags don't like drawing women half of the time.
>>39187177
Abayo nigga

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>>39182998
>ywn be altare's kouhai who he spoils with gifts and excitedly plans collabs with
it hurts...

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>>39187146
A lot actually, I'm a magporn connoisseur

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>>39187092
This is the closest thing I have

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>>39187209
pretty sure he has seen some of the cowkini art

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Any good advice on what to say on the audition to pass? I really don't want to hear any filtering rats, I just want to know what's important to add to maybe make the recruiter-kun understand I really want this job.

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>>39187269
can one of you bros please get into a gen and return altare’s love

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>>39187209
Magni has definitely fapped to Maglewds

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>>39187395
omw anon!

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>>39187392
Who knows, leader sang acapella in the interview apparently, he also lied about his JP proficiency so there is that

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>>39187395
>Altare makes a joke
>"That's kinda cringe bro haha"
>Altare fake cries about it on stream and runs to Noir afterwards to cry for real, claiming that his kouhai is bullying him

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>>39187092
I miss the koikatsu anon, the blessed us with a lot

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>>39187490
His /ss/ was kino, I miss him

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>>39187306
That magmite? Me.

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W-what the...I thought KFP overlap was just a meme...

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>>39187447
He’s a wily little bastard.

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>>39187522
Wait what?

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>>39187522
how many times can we have this timeloop in one day?

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>>39187490
Let me remind you

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>>39187584
Around 5

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Whenever I see Magnolia I get the same carnal urges I experience when I see Miu Iruma. I want to turn Magnolia into a nikubenki so bad... Though I wouldn't mind doing the same for Magni either.

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>>39187447
About to whip out my otamatone and sing Britney. Japanese saikou!

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>>39187522
Yeah anon, most of Vesper's audience are holofags, we know that already

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>>39187392
"Why yes I know how to speak an Asian language"
"Uh ok which one"
"Oh you know a little of this a little of that.....I know one that derived from a Chinese language"

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>>39187490
And another one :3

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>>39187395
I would love to see what would happen if altare had someone obsessed with him that he couldn't ignore

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>>39187392
Why do you want this job so much anon?

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>>39187926
I will kill myself if I don't get this job.
But for real, I want to get it because I know I would do good. I'm not a menhera, I'm fun, I play all sorts of games. I want to make a place for people where they come to have fun, no matter what. Don't call me cringe, I'll cry.

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>>39187392
The live2d is already prepared and you only need to fit the live2d. Even if you are good they wouldn't select you if you don't fit to the live2d or the character that the recruiter want. So keep trying, Ollie literally auditioned like 6 times to get in

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>>39187607
>>39187743
ToT Magnolia my beloved

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>>39188111
>I will kill myself
>Not menhera

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>>39187392
Focus first on that 5 minute audition video. Rewatch what (cryptic shit) the boys have said. Make the first 10 seconds count.
You may also wanna look at the boys debuts
You can also go the super cursed method and look for Finana’s leaked audition video to get a good idea on formatting your audition

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>>39187757
okay me too honestly. would he return the obsession or would he run away i wonder…

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>>39186856
They're gonna do it to Tempus too when they get 3D.

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>>39188235
We will get to see Altare touching all of his guild mates

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Reminder this guy didn't get in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqyD4LfQRwo

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>>39188319
Thank god that is such a shitty clickbait thumbnail

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Oh huh, I went to the holostarsEN youtube channel since they posted that one video but I just noticed that their channel is fucking packed with playlists of the best streams, highlights, offcollabs, their birthday streams, songs, their monetization and membership streams, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jar19J3HXQY
I just wanted to grab this video since I still think the song is a banger but is cool how their main channel is so packed with shit and so organized.

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>>39188319
>Clickbait thumbnail
Its a good thing he didn't.

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>>39187395
>>39188174
I already considered this. Especially if I were to get the “leader” role of StarsEN2/3. But I’m straight so don’t expect any fujobaiting from me if this does happen, not that it would stop the fujos from drawing their degeneracy and schlicking off to it

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>I would customize my Spartan AI to be my Virtual Waifu
>Cortanya
Why are Altare and Magni so horny during Almond collabs

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>>39188319
Use this not as an example, but a fucking warning of what not to do

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>>39183131
Nothing is presently wrong but I live on a flimsy foundation built entirely on luck after running away from my parents, my dad was an aggressive drunk and neglected me in favor of looking for other married women to fuck, my mom did things to me that qualify for multiple legal definitions for child abuse, and my older brother cut me off from my friends because I was leaning on friends instead of my parents whenever I was having a mental breakdown from feeling so isolated and alone at home.

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>>39183131
Sadly I don't have a penis

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Just saw that new audition promotion. I hope Pako finally gets a chance to have a new child for Stars this time

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Why are you replying to that post asking "what is wrong with your life"? can't you see that is one of cover's strats to know who's an anon to reject it?

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>>39188396
>But I’m straight so don’t expect any fujobaiting
Don't worry, you don't need to, just be bro and have fun with your mates, the fujos will eat that up anyways. also some fujos hate the shit niji is doing anyways, it's much better to be subtle than blatant, it's the natural chemistry that matters

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>>39188645
But I already confessed!

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>>39188448
Slightly *too* broken for yagoo

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>>39188645
There are multiple holos who were posting on chans even after debuting...

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>>39188692
Risu...

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>>39188590
Don't worry, neither does Aruran have one

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>>39188692
Probably because they faked it well

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>>39188319
>stars en recruiting for livestreamers
>retarded clickbait youtube video editor with no livestream experience auditions with over-edited tape
>gets rejected
?

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>>39188780
He actually got 2 call backs before getting rejected, so the tape is not at fault

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>>39188780
>And his edition skills are garbage
You forgot to add that

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>>39188396
if you have any sort of strong bond with altare i will love you for it even if you play it 100% platonic, which i would prefer. most tempus fujos seem the “extrapolate from platonic close friendships” type instead of the “blatant fujobaiting” type

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>>39188319
the clickbait aside, is THAT the standard people apply with? my heart....

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>>39188780
Livestream experience isn't a must, just a plus. This guy got two callbacks before being rejected.

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>>39188686
i will channel my menhara into a force for good

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>>39188715
I mean I'm not born male and doesn't want to be a trans men. I'm a tomboy tho. I have BPD I'm good at mirroring peoples and somewhat manipulative. I think becoming and indie is better than becoming a talent because how mentally chaotic I can be.

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Ignoring myth, does cover only hire streamers? And at that are they almost always vtuber livestremers?

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>>39188952
Wasn't Kobo not a streamer too?

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>>39188952
Ina, Irys, Kronii and Axel were not streamers iirc

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>>39188952
>are they almost always vtuber livestremers?
No, see Magni, I think Magni was one of the firsts to be picked

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ok i got very tired halfway into trying to study kaijis lines can you tell
ive only read buraiden gai for some. reason i forgot its been years

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>>39189000
Ina was actually a streamer, and so was Axel I'm pretty sure

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>>39189078
Axel was a streamer alright... he always streamed to the same 10 people...

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>>39188952
You have to be rich enough to have the streaming equipment and okay to not get paid for 2 months for all content creation as a talent. It requires you to sacrifice money too.

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>>39188844
>He actually got 2 call backs>>39188921
>This guy got two callbacks before being rejected.

that was the last phone call that he failed
kiara already talked about this
the last phone call is most likely a livestream test. you answer the basic questions like "why do you want to work for hololive?" and put your money where your mouth is to demonstrate your skills. the guy is a great video editor i'll give him that but livestreaming is a different beast. if you can't show off that you don't have experience handling a livestream where you can't pause and edit out your flubs then you're going to fail.
https://youtu.be/mmfnkLZbQKM?t=963

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>>39189126
I have a beefy rig and enough nest egg to take a year off work

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>>39189046
nice

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>>39189126 me
I think Kobo has to get a loan for a pc and streaming equipment. That's why she often ask for other talents equipment(looting) lol.

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>>39188379
>Leader has the official account's password
Yeah, it's either him or his manager.

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anon, if you’re out there
please post your RPR/altare and mob/altare fics

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>>39189372
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43109629

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>>39189165
Good for you. Just don't get burn out before you build your viewership ok.

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>>39182871
Why capn crunch

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>>39189743
Watch the Fall guys stream

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>>39189156
From the sounds of it, livestream test aside, this is the "how well can you handle tough questions on the fly" section. This is final interview level in most big boy jobs. You start fumbling or can't respond quickly enough then you are not making it.
Best to practice interview questions and adjust them yourself to be hololive compatible and have it ready like a memorized script in your head.

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I want to groom shota Altare into depending on me and then start molesting him! I want to give him his first orgasm!

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i know its dead hours, most of our regulars are away, and ive said this already but god i love drawing for /MANS/ i wish i could draw faster, better, and have more hours in the day to draw. arts so much fun again.

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>>39190102
i’m happy for you, cute drawanon

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I want a shota or trap into Holostars again so badly but... not only is a cursed role but I really think if someone like that joins starsEN, the backlash might be bad.
It's dumb but is kinda the same logic how people on twitter still shit on Gura for having a loli model.

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>>39190102
Not sure if you are the anon that draws requests here but I am really happy for you, anon.
You drawing here reminds me of the early days of /MAG/, I hope I can draw for these threads again someday like you.

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>>39190181
>same logic how people on twitter still shit on Gura for having a loli model.
and yet she hasn't been canceled and is the most famous vtuber in history?

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>>39190181
nobody gives a shit about some underage virtue signalers

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>>39190181
Imagine that our StarsEN shota becomes literally the biggest EN male vtuber, it would be even poetic

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>>39190280
Because her massive fanbase drowns those people "opinions" I would assume. Stars is tiny, so I just think it would be more noticeable.
Again this is just a tiny worry I have of something that might not even happen, I just want another trap/shota vtuber without them graduating so soon..

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>>39190469
it's gonna be compared with gura if that happens and i don't think any of them would want that

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>>39190147
y-you too... ahhh i wanna finish the last 3 so badly but im exhausted and aching everywhere :_: oyasumi anon
>>39190238
its like this place being a barely functional, always on fire, schizophrenic conglomerate of all of /vt/ and the boys giving me so much joy in my life makes it irrationally fun to deliver.
its okgey that you dont have the same werido passion but i wish for your happiness as well anon!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Been awhile since i posted.How is everyone doing,its a happy day for me since both my broshi is back and my oshi is coming back.

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>>39191050
Not much, pretty sleepy right now but I need to finish a few things or I won't have a christmas, you?

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>>39191150
>I won't have a christmas,
Sounds rough chumbie,My priestess is coming back and i have a 5 hours vod of Gramps to watch.So pretty good.

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>>39191050
Happy for you, takoanon

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>>39191050
i'm happy for you vestako!
>>39191150
take care of your health chumxelotl, we need you to bake more threads!

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>>39191762
>>39191893
Thanks, having the bois around definitely help me keep my sanity while Inya was gone.Tempus love!

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I fucking hope they go for a sci-fi aesthetic this time. I mean, you got a lot of possibles sources of inspiration for this. Both from Eastern Media, as well Western media(Like Warhammer)

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>>39192456
to me it will 90% be monster themed
to bounce off of the guild theme of tempus

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this might sound like trying to start some shit but I am just surprised who magni just replied to

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>>39190469
IS not just about being a Shota. the talent needs to be well versed in chat interaction, being capable of doing engaging content. Having skill sets that helps you to do said content also helps. Having a good singing voice also is a big plus.
You can´t just rely on gimmicks, you need to be interesting overall, like some anime character, or as a cartoon character.

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>>39192515
im surprised at who replied to magni...

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TEMPUS LOVE

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>>39192537
More than surprised, I find it interesting, I wonder what made her change her opinion