/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Halo (& Horns) Edition

Last thread: >>39159248

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmites
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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>>39162886
anon...
/asp/ is dead...
its /pw/ now...

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LEADER LOVE

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How the fuck did this happen LMAO

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Now THAT'S the Halo I know and love. Holy shit, the physics.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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commandments doko

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nice forklift certifications

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That's an OSHA violation magni

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Ahem…

Fuck 343
Fuck MCC
Fuck Infinite
Fuck Microsoft
Fuck Destiny
Fuck Niggers
AND FUCK JANNIES

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Remember trying to remember all the snipers locations on legendary

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>>39167148
where'd he go D:??!?

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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que se dice en /catalogue/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Sus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hi-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

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>>39167267
Amen.

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>is that bad?

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Jobber guild...

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>>39167270
Amen padre santisimo que estas en el cielo

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>>39167267
>>39167270
amen

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>its on the ground
pain....

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He's going to get splattered by the warthog and lose the ordinance.

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>>39167040
wait the thing on Magni is a halo?

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>beats magni to death while holding back laughter
literally me when play with bros

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watching tempus made me catch feels for zeta because i had never watched her before and shes too damn cute

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Leader asserting sexual dominance

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Have Leader never played a coop game like that? He looks so hyper

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>>39167467
Yes? You didn't know?

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>>39167467
>magni has halo
>magni's playing halo
ISRAEL

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>>39167216
Based Dingo

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>>39167494
he’s never played halo but he legitimately just LOVES playing action games with friends so much it gets him extremely hyper

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>>39167543
How wholesome

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>>39167486
>not watching gray lami
NGMI

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>>39167501
i didn’t know what it was honestly

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>>39167216
based

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Leader...

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Ragus BANISHED from the guild

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leader…

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JOBBERS

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Altare complaining that he doesn't instantly move at full speed. How zoomer is this damn leader? Moving at full speed instantly ruined Infinite (among other things).

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Magni should have booted him as punishment lol

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>>39167467
Didn’t he say it was a projection

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>>39167216
Destiny lets me be a space cowboy in the same game that I can be Master Chief with ice powers.
It's far from Bungie's best work, but it scratches an itch that most games aren't even aware exists.

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>>39167216
How many black friends Axel had growing up?

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>>39167811
>Destiny
I've never been so bored playing an action packed shooter as I was playing destiny. sleep inducing.

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>Magni almost snipes Kat
Poetry

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>>39167762
Jokes are hard to grasp sometimes huh?

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>>39167811
>Space Cowboy
I’m still mad I was robbed of that from the original trailer

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nothing could have prepared me for altare being a kusogaki shota at heart

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>>39167708
But he's right, Reach has input lag in online coop if you're not the host

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>>39167811
The only good Destiny is taken king

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Altare the type of guy to say “we have some company”

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Leader hates Kat

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Oh no. Cat driving...

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>friendly firing
>team killing
>driving off cliffs to their deaths
>all for the japes
ah yes, altare is the "fucking infuriating" type of co-op partner

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>>39167996
who?

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Leader is cute

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>>39167216
I'm still upset by the fact that 343 almost got Halo's gameplay down with Infinite but they still decided to fuck it up with a very meh and incomplete story on top of them forgetting that Halo's a military scifi, not a fucking soap opera. Like where the fuck was the UNSC? And why the fuck was the intro sequence a mere cutscene and not a level to play through?

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>>39167486
>>39167588
Get out, you two.

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Altare really is the “enthusiastic bratty kind of annoying little brother plays shooters with you badly” experience, isn’t he?

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Halo: Reach multiplayer was so bad.

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>>39168286
I remember the exp needed to rank was fucking insane too. I always wished we got a real multiplayer with odst instead of a repackaging of halo 3 multiplayer.

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>>39168379
I'd still take it over paid battlepasses...

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Magni loves spanking

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Halo Multiplayer hasn't been good since CE, MAYBE 2 if you're a fan of getting lunged from halfway across the map.

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Magni loves moms

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>>39168500
3 was peak what the fuck are you on about. The forge and infected game types were great and there was a good variety of maps.

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>>39168591
Who doesn't love a good MILF?

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>>39168632
Me

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>>39168379
anyone who got through warrant officer levels deserves a medal for patience.

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Does Magni have to talk the whole time during the cutscene?

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>Obedient, huh?
Altare trying to make me into his "spartan"

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god altare don’t say it like that my dick hurts

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>>39168672
You think zoomer altare pays attention to them?

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>>39168062
Come on, hes just a little guy and it's his first time with a halo game

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>>39168672
Here anon, mute the stream and watch it alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFZvnOTXxC4

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bruh

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>>39168672
no one gives a fuck about this pos game, we're only here to listen to magni sperg out over it.

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Leader...

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>>39168672
You are free to play the game by yourself if you don't want to watch their stream
https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/1064220/

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FUCKKK altare is so fucking annoying

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>>39168782
Oi, shut up, put some respect on Halo's name

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>>39168632
I get you. surely everybody ca appreciate a good pair of melons

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>>39168672
You should leave a comment after the stream telling him to dial it back a bit and stop talking

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>>39168672
you pay attention to the halo cutscene story? unnecessary

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>>39168672
>>39168705
>play game you love with friend
>you know that it's the type of game he'd like and he'd enjoy the story
>halfway through the game you realize he's unable to figure out what's going on because he has the attention span of 5 seconds
>have to provide commentary so they understand what's going on
It's suffering, bros

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KEK

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HE HAS A FORKLIFT!
PLASMA GRENADE

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He can't stop farting

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>>39169137
he's just like me fr fr

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did people really expect a serious playthrough? when they said they'll play until they get bored?

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THE GREAT EMU WAR NEVER ENDED

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>>39169170
you can tell magni really wanted to enjoy this game since he loves Halo but he's stuck with Altare who either makes dumb shit out of nowhere or completely botches the bits.
He should've played with Vesper instead

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Why are they playing the worst Halo game

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>>39169170
Its literally one guy complaining about nonsense, don't worry about it.
I am having a blast and I don't know shit about Halo. It's cute to see Magni nerd out about Halo lore and stuff related to it.

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>>39169326
based

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>>39169325
I thought that was 4 or 5

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>always saves the big ammo but never uses it
Literally me frfr

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SPEAK, MAGNI

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>>39169326
Look at him go!

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>>39169325
>Halo 4 exists

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>>39169326
woah, this magmite gotta slow down, its going over the speed limit!

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>>39169384
>>39169413
Those aren't Halo games they are whatever shit 343 came up with

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>Playing halo for the 17th time with your buds
Magni is literally me

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>>39169325
That's Halo 5

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Altare is the kind of gamer that has led to the downfall of the golden age of vidya.

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>>39169534
He's an Apex lover. What did you expect?

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Leader is such a normie sometimes..

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>explodes on you

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>>39169534
I am still properly flabbergasted that he unironically likes back 4 blood

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Magni sounds so pissed off... he completely stopped doing his lore dumps and is barely reacting to Altare's shenanigans.

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>>39169622
No certification?

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>>39169654
sure.. whatever you say

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>>39169654
Now he knows how I felt during his Undertale playthrough.

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Altare is the Donut of Tempus.

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I thought all asians were good at games

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>>39169758
How long have you been watching Magni?

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>>39169654
projectionchama?

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>>39169721
Mans sisters come get your girl

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Altare is the starbucks of tempus

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>>39169723
Nah, I watched this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM7Y2vkD5ow

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>>39169758
I thought koreans liked starcraft. Leader is the exception it seems

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>>39169654
>he doesn't know Magni always get too much in the game and stops talking

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>>39169654
Bro he's basically streaming after waking up. He's always like this at these hours

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>>39169789
>sisters

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>>39169781
First time

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I'm worried about Magni's diet being asian fast food.

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>>39169789
I should print a hardback copy of the commandments and slap you with it.

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>replying to the tourist trying to start drama
Couldn't be me

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>>39169875
That explains it, we don't joke when we say Magni can act like a woman

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>>39169868
Aren't you all women?

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My problem with veggies is that most frozen veggies are disgusting and the fresh ones go bad super fast. At least canned peas are ok.

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I love veggies...

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Tempus LASO when?

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>celibate
>only cortana could be the one for magni

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What's the best halo game in your guys opinion?

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>>39167267
Amen.
>>39167270
Viva!

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>>39170133
Halo 3 was the last one i enjoyed.

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>>39170133
I unironically love the vibes of ODST, but as for the best it's hard for me to choose one game from the original trilogy.

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>altare is still thinking about vesper threatening to leave the guild

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So, does Magni hate Destiny or not?

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fucking wilhem scream always take me out of the movie/game and reminds me about sound engineers thinking they are slick

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>>39170181
It's a love/hate relationship, as it is for pretty much every Destiny player

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>>39170133
CE has a special place in my heart.

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>>39170133
Halo 2

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Fucking jobbed to friendly fire

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>Dez reacted to his gag
RARE

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Altare...What a nerd haha...so...cutee.....

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Is Regis Altare the stupidest member of Tempus?

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>>39170453
What about the Aussie?

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>>39170480
He's dumb, not stupid.

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>>39170453
All blue holos are usually dumb...

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>>39170453
Axel...

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Instead of Halo I had fond memories playing Gears of War at my cousins house.
I never see people talk about it nowadays, I guess Halo was really the most popular series.

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Is Halo Reach a good multiplayer game to play with StarsJP? I've seen some niche streamers go back to it sometimes to have fun

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>>39170501
Axel merely does not think.

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>>39170133
ODST had the best campaign. Being a normal ass nigga going through the city clapping covenant was lit as fuck. Also firefight was such a fun time doing couch coop on.

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>Altare in a collab
>Mute stream

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>>39170489
You tryna bamboozle me? Spread your ass cheeks. Damn, brat.

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>>39170517
Custom Games could make for some fun streams.

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>>39170564
I can't believe that there are posters in /mans/ who came after this edit was made

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How long is Reach? They said they wanted to finish halo games as fast as possible, so I wonder how many streams it will take them

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>>39170564
this but with magni

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>>39170700
>implying they will play it again

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>fujos think that these two have romantic chemistry

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>>39170662
Here's another blast from the past.

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Are we posting relics

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>>39170507
I had a blast with both series back in the day.

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>valorant
I can't with this guy

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>>39170748
Asuras wrath is an absolute undervalued gem

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>>39170721
Magni said they wanted to play a lot of halo until they literally get bored. so I don't know why you are saying that.

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>valorant
>tactical
Zoomie ass nigga needs to get his ass handed in R6:Vegas

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>the game is too fast-paced
Altare is peak zoomer. What the fuck?

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Altare showing off how much of a zoomer he is, fucking hell

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>>39170867
>R6:Vegas baby
I'll clap your cheeks in SWAT4

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Altare has the attention span of an actual dog

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God I would verbally rip Leader apart if I was in voice with him

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>Play on normal
>Say the game is not memorable and too easy

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>>39170733
All fujos need are two men to stand together, anonchama.

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>play straight up legendary, humble this boy Dez

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>>39170932
>SWAT4
I'll finger-blast you in MAG later

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>>39171028
The same happens with yuri enjoyers, it's not that surprising

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>>39170985
Blame Magni, he should know that normal is "baby's first shooter" difficulty

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Leader needs scripted cinematic moments in intervals of 15 minutes at max, that's why he loves COD so much

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Altare sounds like the type of person who would prefer Halo 4/5 over 2/3/Reach

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Magni sounds like an old fart.

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Jobber guild

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Halo 2 Legendary when?

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Magni unable to jack it

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did they break it

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>>39171099
But MAG is ded

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Legendary is on the menu.

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So, how long before they give up and go down to Heroic? I give them about 15 minutes.

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>>39171360
I have the utmost faith in them
20 minutes

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>humble this kid
sounds like you’re about to get your wish, /MANS/

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once again, FUCK ALTARE! GET FUCKED YOU BLUE FAGGOT! LEGENDARY WILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE

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>regis wants to get hard

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>>39171426
normal poster

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>raising enemies HP is artificial difficult
I try to like Leader but he makes it so hard

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>replying

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>>39171618
I'm with leader on this one, raising enemy health is a shit way to increase difficulty

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>>39171618
He really just sucks in pretty much every way imaginable but I still like him

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YAAAAYYY

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I love grunt birthday party.

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>>39171618
Altare has a LOT of dogshit game opinions, but this one is not one of those.

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>>39171748
same and i can’t explain it at all

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>>39171763
It's always a mandatory skull whenever I play

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>>39171711
>>39171766
Sure, if that's all a game does, but that's not Halo's case. He died because he couldn't just walk up to the enemies anymore and immediately said it was artificial difficult.

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axel zatsu vod is down, anyone archived it?

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Are they playing heroic or legendary?

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Altare needs a fucking spanking so bad I can’t stand it

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>>39171922
They're now on Legendary

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>>39171862
Which one?

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Dez turned on the "keep the ADHD child engaged and focused mode" with the Grunt Party setting

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>>39171944
__________ToT__________

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Leader's bored, not enough hollywood actors and explosions for his brain. They're not playing Halo anymore after this.

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>>39172055
all you need to please a zoomer is loud sounds and bright colors

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>>39171979
4 hour one

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>>39172126
i think halo needs tom cruise and several more A list actors to be a good game, who cares about gameplay anyway?

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>altare gets in the wraith
>he dies
>magni gets in the wraith
>gets full charge plasma pistoled, then killed
Wraith Sucks.

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Leader, you already said that...

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>Why do the enemies not die when I don't use the most optimal way to kill them? That's artificial difficulty!

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>>39172663
Neither Dez nor the game's really explained to him that plasma weapons shred shields.
Though that's only because Bungie and people think that it's common knowledge to just, use plasma against shields. Like a universal rule in sci-fi.

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Almost, Dez, almost..

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ITT: people angry at Altare fot not optimaly playing a game from a series he has never played before

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>>39172813
>use plasma against shields. Like a universal rule in sci-fi.
pff

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>Super carrier
>Space Pickle
Leader why

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these cutscenes and graphics still hold up

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>>39172813
That's not a universal rule at all. But I would prefer Dez spent more time explaining game mechanics instead of Lore

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>>39173147
BUT THINK OF THE LORE

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>>39173126
>graphics still hold up
Ye-yeah

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>>39173126
Go back to streaming leader

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>>39172940
NOOOO he needs to be playing perfectly and sucking it off the whole time!!!

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This nigga is fucking young...

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>Altare skipped school to play BOTW
>Magni was already out of school
The age difference jesus

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>>39173287
I had finished college when BOTW came out...

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>>39173287
"school" can include college/university. There's no way altare was still in highschool in 2017 wait that was five fucking years ago? christ maybe he was...

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>>39169302
>you can tell magni really wanted to enjoy this game since he loves Halo but he's stuck with Altare who either makes dumb shit out of nowhere or completely botches the bits.
so this is why the collab has felt off the entire time

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>>39173344
Stop posting here vesper

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>>39173344
It had been over 15 years since my college days when BOTW came out...

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ALTARE IS A LITERAL CHILD

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>>39173287
My last semester of high school was when BoTW came out; that game nearly cost me my GPA.

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>>39173415
Now, now, did you take your meds today already grandpa?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare keep being amused by the cheer

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>>39173287
AGE GAP UWWEEWOOAAAAHH

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>>39173488
yay! :D cheery noises make me happy :D

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I don't know why tribalfagging became a thing lately, is either shitting on leader or magni.
This isn't the /MANS/ I remember. I am just here having fun watching the stream and liking the boys equally.

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>Magni just watches death scene gore compilations on YT

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>>39173557
i dont remember typing this :DDD

[Anonymous No.]

Regis still chatting with GirlDM? or was that a different Luna

[Anonymous No.]

>suicide pill
ayo

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>>39173380
Maybe it's because I missed the beginning, but it seems totally fine to me? They seem like they're having fun screwing around.

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>>39173611
>Regis

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>>39173577
>Vesper's suspension ended, people start shitting on everyone else than Vesper
Hmmm

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>>39173611
Luna deez nuts in your mouth

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>>39173589
WE ARE

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>>39173577
All generals devolve eventually.

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>>39173652
you know what? fuck vesper, that whore!

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>Leader's gamer switch is literally a suicide button
I see why he is a jobber

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axel will be MOLESTED in 5 minutes !!!

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>>39173747
>fuck vesper
good news, do you have alcohol?

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>>39173747
Yeah vesties should tell him to not stream such long hours, we aren't used to that after his long break UwU

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>>39173805

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>>39173715
That's sad, especially as a tempura but oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni getting blasted ToT

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>>39173805
Yeah, by me

[Anonymous No.]

Here we go

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>>39173867
ToT the picrel

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>>39173867
UWAH, THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

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>>39173636
they are having fun, but sisters (male) in this thread started gossiping about magni HATING and being mad at altare because he was a little low energy when the guy just woke up right before the stream, so good luck trying to reason with them

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since when was this general a community
Youre all funny voices in my head

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>>39174056
I know right? Sometimes these voices say the gayest shit even when I'm on my meds.

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>>39174056
i'm the voice telling you to kill yourself :D
good luck!
i'm just kidding ily anon chu <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39173916
Zeta?

[Anonymous No.]

Your chance to touch Axel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmuepN0_ToY

[Anonymous No.]

Since Altare said Barrel roll a lot. It reminds me of that theory where all pilots in Star Fox cut their legs so the g force didn't affect them as much.

[Anonymous No.]

axel doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174208
Axels probably being bonked rn

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even think that's the hardest mission in the game

[Anonymous No.]

ANIKI ON THE TELLY!

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's sausage ToT

[Anonymous No.]

anyone starting to get annoyed when altare does that over exaggerated scream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174397
altare screams like a normal human being and i will not take meds

[Anonymous No.]

>fall guys on keyboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174392
Axelotls swarming Axel's sausage...EROOOOOOOIIIIIII!!!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174204
the fuck lol

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I love gameplay switches to unpolished systems that require perfection on the first try while barely explaining anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>39173715
piss off, things aren't even remotely bad here
>>39174204
that doesn't even make sense, both the intro and the ending shows they have legs

[Anonymous No.]

Axel really does say FUCK like at least 50 times per stream.

[Anonymous No.]

dez's gamer pants are on so tight right now kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174625
He's Australian

[Anonymous No.]

Aww everyone waited for him

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's mic cutting off all his screams KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174625
And it makes me happy he does it, I love when vtubers doesn't have any filter

[Anonymous No.]

>All the Axelotls waited for Axel to try and push him off
You guys are fucked lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174392
That’s a big guy…

[Anonymous No.]

>This is too easy
30 people waiting for him at the finish line

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174728
What can I say, we're just a bunch of trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Nigga got the Kronii mic. Kino.

[Anonymous No.]

>39174759
Tourist chama...

[Anonymous No.]

SERIAL GRABBERS

[Anonymous No.]

it's over

[Anonymous No.]

Axelotls are sabotaging him, glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

Holy kek he was soo close

[Anonymous No.]

Axel title is funny but he made it so is 10 times harder to play the game with everyone wanting him to scream by grabbing him lol

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Axel blew up his mic, he's malding so much in Japanese KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174809
??? Anikis hubris is the best part

[Anonymous No.]

>calls the guy with a cat skin cute
THEY ARE

[Anonymous No.]

God I love stupid blondes so much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I got eliminated...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174982
Ah donmai

[Anonymous No.]

Falls guys death game lets go

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174999
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>/ss/ altare
Uoohhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

There was a spaceship mission in Halo? the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175170

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't Altare kinda look like a Sonic gijinka?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, Axel's stream is pure chaos

[Anonymous No.]

SONIC LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

SONIC LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175171
Yeah, Halo Reach was Bungie's last hurrah with the franchise so they just dumped whatever they felt like. I remember this being a pain in the ass on legendary.

[Anonymous No.]

Lmao this dingo is on a warpath

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's lobby is a fucking death game lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Poor Sonic-san

[Anonymous No.]

How has Regis not noticed his first volley of missiles always misses because he doesn't wait for a lock?

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame won...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175377
fuck patience, zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.]

Tonight is a good night

[Anonymous No.]

>utaite lover
>GO GET MIKU

the betrayal...

[Anonymous No.]

Axel’s memory is actually pretty good damn

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's gone MAD with power!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39174971
kek, saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39172813
>Like a universal rule in sci-fi
Doesn't it work the exact opposite in Star Wars?

[Anonymous No.]

axel is out for blood I am loving this

[Anonymous No.]

I love my salty dingo

[Anonymous No.]

Axel malding is fucking great

[Anonymous No.]

"Altare, what's your highest level of education?"
"Two."
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is so fucking funny bros

[Anonymous No.]

Axel stream is fucking chaos

[Anonymous No.]

You got what you deserved, aniki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175575
brat gets brat education

[Anonymous No.]

Angry Saltios

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175475
are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175576
he's the greatest brotuber in existence

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, Axel's peaking is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

NTRBROS WE WON

[Anonymous No.]

Netorare-san is a slippery one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175521
SW is space fantasy, not sci-fi

[Anonymous No.]

ARCHIVE-ANONS TASUKETE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I really hope he doesnt get in trouble for saying and enabling stuff like this

[Anonymous No.]

Axel screaming so much that he destroyed his throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175754
it shouldn't, at least that's what i think

[Anonymous No.]

THE CHAD TAUNTING AXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175687
>Space fantasy
The name is space opera anon

[Anonymous No.]

>bai baiiii

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175857
The disappointment when I found out they don't sing in space opera

[Anonymous No.]

There’s gonna be some players with Holo names I’m betting on it

>”GURA YOU STUPID CUNT”

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175915
I hope they don't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175754
>Wow Axel, you can't just let people named NiggerFaggot69 in your public lobby, Anyway, let's go grab some food, I will pay for it.
t. manager

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for missing that stream, what did he really say that was like too private info about management?

[Anonymous No.]

>The mics constantly peaking
this is fucking beautiful please someone archive this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175955
>Ah, donmai
t. Axel

[Anonymous No.]

Playing on Legendary was actually a good choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175947
chumxelotl it was a joke

[Anonymous No.]

WORT WORT WORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175961
Maybe the part about director-san and how he stepped in when jp management tried to nerf Axel’s streams early on

[Anonymous No.]

SONIC WON

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176032
wait, nerf how?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, nice, Leader realized there's a radar after almost 4 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

WE ARE GOING TO FUCK SOME DUDES!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's stream

[Anonymous No.]

QUICK /MANS/ WHATS A GOOD DIRTY JAPANESE NAME TO USE ON STREAM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176094
IN PUBLIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175475
I should have gotten some snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176081
They tried to get him to act more seiso

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176191
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176191
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176085
he’s so fucking dumb…

[Anonymous No.]

I have to sleep soon, so I pray Axel's vod isn't gone tomorrow...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176194
Yarichin B. Club

[Anonymous No.]

Invisible Elite Jump Scare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176191
Oh, he got bonked KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176215
I love him so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176236
I absolutely hate this, I may pick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176216
>>39176214
>1 second apart
WE ARE???

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is literally unbonkable damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176210
pff that sure worked lol
Thanks for letting me know btw, I was wondering what the hell happened to that vod

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel please you're getting too unhinged, how about you dial it back a bit?
>No way, cunt

[Anonymous No.]

I think Axel's gonna get suspended, anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176285
He's too based for this world

[Anonymous No.]

Jorge... we can find another solution..

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176032
Oh, I thought it was because of him being a literal murder apologist on stream. Any idea if it'll ever get restored?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I think Axel is the only tempus member that has come this far with fan lobbies, and thats with the axelolts fucking with him. Incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

People in Axel chat saying to listen in 144p for the true experience and I just realized that YouTube automatically had me at that resolution for my """5G""" service lo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176470
this pic goes hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176495
Kek This isn’t the fan lobby. Hes giving them time to change their names

[Anonymous No.]

I want him to do a TAKESHI with his shitty mic

[Anonymous No.]

>My thick butt is weighing me down

[Anonymous No.]

I am genuinely curious what the JP viewers think of him with streams like these Lol
Or the JPstars senpai for that matter, I feel like someone like Shien would love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176224
I'll archive it for you, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Jorge...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176501
Youtube always sets me at 144p despite having strong wlan and setting the resolution to go automatically to the highest setting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176501
retards, the video quality has literally nothing to do with the audio quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>39175475
>>39175632
>>39176206

[Anonymous No.]

Aniki is the best, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176644
>Shien would love it
>The one who's known for making erotic noises inside of the mic and blowing people's heads off
He would.
>>39176722
Chatbro...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176749
holy shit anon

[Anonymous No.]

CHOKEXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176749
The logo should be crunchy too.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking dingo, every time he streams he becomes more and more unhinged. This is not where I excepted him to be from debut.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU, are Altare and Magni doing Legendary difficulty? How’s it going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176749
god tier work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176749
Baker please

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176749
God damn
>>39176869
They are on normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176877
Gotchu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176654
chu<3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176236
hey, this got it in, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176917
No anon, they changed to Legendary like 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176929
thanks cute chumbie <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176846

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176966
people would do that, just spread misinformation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176917
They upped the difficulty partway through

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176994
Sometimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176999
>>39176966
oh shit I must've not paid attention when they switched it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176969
I think I'll use this one >>39176979 instead, looks funnier.

[Anonymous No.]

I HATE when Magni says nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

Nevermind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176979
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176236
>>39176194
salute emoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177056
>>39177071
kek, magmites are developing trauma over it i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177056
He didn't want to tell us that time he sucked off a dude behind the dumpster of a McDonalds

[Anonymous No.]

>HE ONLY KNOWS THE FIRST 2

[Anonymous No.]

Altare kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39176979

[Anonymous No.]

Ayo?
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1604325583344762880

[Anonymous No.]

didn’t singing this shit used to get you nuked

[Anonymous No.]

WTF KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
They're always open though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177086
i'm sorry /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
wait I thought the auditions were always opened?

[Anonymous No.]

>Xbox mic quality
>[Seething in Japanese]
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

Now's your chance
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1604325583344762880

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177182
Yeah, blue boy is playing with fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177056
You see anon, you wouldn't understand that... ah, nevermind

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177226
A goddamn JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
>stream in 3D
man i can't believe tempus already got their 3D!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
AUTISTIC OJISAN IN THE THREAD PLEASE APPLY SO I CAN HAVE MORE SCHOOLGIRL CRUSH DELUSIONS THANK YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177220
>>39177240
Yeah, but the focus on NOW tells me they actually greenlighted a 2nd gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
This is probably for gen 3 if the one by their debut was for gen 2
meaning gen 2 soon

[Anonymous No.]

altare what the hell kek

[Anonymous No.]

>More auditions
So soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177277
what were you gonna say D:, i need to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177300
I'm more of a kusogaki ojisan, but i'll try

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177250
So see you guys next year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177250
>>39177179
But I thought they were always open?
I guess this is like hinting that they are NOW accepting more people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
>>39177313
shit I'm not ready
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
See you guys in StarsEN3 then

[Anonymous No.]

just came back from the theater and axel is talking about his pubes or something kek i need to watch the vod later

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177346
They'll complete 6 months in January.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177379
you better be the engineering anon or i'm not watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177379
I will meet you in EN3, I promise you. We will play Melty Blood in the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>Stars2 will happen before EN3
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177346
They never closed, idk why they did that, i guess that it was to promote it but dunno

[Anonymous No.]

good luck you fuckers. please molest Vesper for me when you make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
SHOTA
SHOTA
SHOTA
SHOTA
SHOTA
PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177465
i mean last time was like 2-3 months, i think its because the holostars auditions aren't that well-known so just a reminder

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
I'll do it, fuck it. /m/bros, wait for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
>>39177250
I am going to rape magni

[Anonymous No.]

DEY PUT MASSUR CHEEF IN DERSODUR

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
going to apply and give my reason is just to play the entire halo series on legendary with dez while nerding out about it the whole time
i will then promptly graduate when we finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177463
This is like saying that they are accepting more people now despite the thing being always open.
Its gonna take like a year before StarsEN2 though, so HoloEN3 will happen probably before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177541
second EN graduation lets goooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177541
No, play Gears of War with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177463
>UPROAR debuted a year after Trinero
>Tempus debuted a year after UPROAR
Unless Cover decides to ACCELERATE it might not happen that soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>except for one or two diet cokes
>PER DAY

[Anonymous No.]

>Experience as an entertainer such as a singer, an actor/voice actor, a dancer/choreographer, a musician/member of a band, a stand-up comedian, etc.
I'm a fromer thespian, I wonder what they would need from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177594
based

[Anonymous No.]

>if it was bad for you they wouldn't sell it
Do you really believe that magni?

[Anonymous No.]

the differences in mood between axel’s stream and magni’s and altare’s stream kek

[Anonymous No.]

Magni’s addicted to Diet Coke, isn’t he.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177599
>it will actually happen that fast, but they will give the new members a lot of time to bond offstream before announcing them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177599
But they're more like HoloEN than StarsJP, they work in different ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
Would they allow FtM?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177541
Make it actually difficult
Once you beat all campaigns legendary all skulls then you can graduate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177594
ITS THE COLE TRAIN BABY WHOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

RAT LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177521
you better do gunpla handcams or im not watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177463
I fucking hope so, the boys have been peak entertainment and more options and more people to play off each other is always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE KILLED A RAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177715
RAT HATE

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE MATING PRESSED BAE'S COLD DEAD CORPSE

[Anonymous No.]

THE RRATS, THEY'RE DEAD!!!

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE THE RRAT SLAYER

[Anonymous No.]

NETORARE LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177300
This is unironically me but I thought I had more time to start streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177599
Well, if we assume the audition takes arond 2 to 3 months, then add another 3 months of training+bonding , they could be anounced roughly 1 year after Tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no aniki pls don't overuse the mic bit too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177682
ooo, that's rough but not a bad idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
>Tranny
Auto rejected.

[Anonymous No.]

>drinks diet coke
>buys the 0 calorie meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
YWNBAM my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
Better chance in nijien
especially now with the recent vacancy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177639
He's trying to avoid the 2 shots to the back of the head suicide anon

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys were bitching before but this Altare and Magni stream is comfy as fuck and they’re both having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
Lolol try harder yugo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177472
I'll request a pako shota don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177933
It is

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177281
I'm trying one more goddamn time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177948
We need that shotaoji with mythical internet and gaming knowledge

[Anonymous No.]

>AXELSYRIOSEATCOC
TOP KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>All these people wanting a shota model
Do you realize that it only works if you're female or you have the same vocal range as Kira, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177933
I personally prefer watching someone that starts out bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177948
>Shota model
>40 year old ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177933
anons going schizo when they see altare is pretty much a given but the stream has been nice, I love almond streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178018

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
It can be like Hans Christian Anderson from Fate Extra CCC, shota with deep voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
>>39178046
shotaojis exist, anontachi, and they're 10000% better than regular shotas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177179
Welp. Fucking forget about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
Honestly? Don't let >us decide. Just apply and see what happens. Why do you care about internet strangers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177933
Leader had a ~20min of bitchy behavior with the game because he's a fucking zoomer, but he's learning how to play Halo and the stream actually got good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
there must be... a lot of women here then...in a MANS thread no less....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177599
Didn't Uproar debut this year?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
Bro, Astel is fucking SHORT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
Deep voiced shotas are funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178046
UGHHHHHHHAHUAUAUAU SEEEEEEEEX I NEED A OJI SHOTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
Its very rare but someone could should up with that skill. I seen guys talk like lolis before so..

[Anonymous No.]

Kek hes jobbing so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178118
You can still apply. Do it for the lols.

[Anonymous No.]

>CAN I HAZ RECON?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I hope someone makes a highlight of this Fall Guys stream. Axel is a fucking genius

[Anonymous No.]

While i'm looking forward to a gen 2, i'm a little depressed that group dynamics might change like what happened with myth and council

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER KUKU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178025
thread and various online communities thinks im a man anyways im gonna make it sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178152
Shit you're right. Ah, so its been two years since Trinero debuted. Time really flies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178306
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177599
>>Tempus debuted a year after UPROAR
???? DIdn't uproar have their 6 months anniversary around the time tempus debuted??

[Anonymous No.]

Axel malding in japanese with the crispy mic is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178361
My wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178322
>sisters

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION MALE MENHERAS
Don't apply. One is already enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178361
https://www.youtube.com/@Kuku_Kazami/streams

Roberu's wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178118
Reading skills anon.
Those will give you a bigger chance to get in but you don't need them entirely. But having any sort of skill will make it most likely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178325
Magni and Kaoru would have had so much tee tee

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178297
I WILL join Vesper's ojisan clique and ruin all his existing ships

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is such an evil little bastard…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178361
She was funny in that phasmo collab she had with axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178416
>pink is magni's favorite color
>fellow beyblader
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

KUKU MY BELOVED

[Anonymous No.]

soundpost of that NETORAREEEEEEEEEEEE onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178421
You'll just make my altnowa lust even stronger... please do steal his attention away from Altare even more

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178416
If Kiara and Kaoru were still around, you know that Magni will be simping so hard for them and Rio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>Kiara
I didn't know that she graduated....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>kiara
anonchama wtf u smoking, i want whatever you're having

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
Kiara…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
The chicken has a dick confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
God I hate this gif so much. It could have been great if the cuff clipping wasn't scuffed...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>We will never see the Magsterbator having an orgy with Kira, Kaoru and Rio

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178554

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178576
>Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178593
>>39178610
>>39178634
>>39178640
>>39178647
>>39178666
GODFUCKINGDAMN IT I MEANT TO TYPE KAORU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
JOBBER ANON POINT AND LAUGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178680
Magni has all those hands to grope them all at once, and now he'll never be able to fulfill his true purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
>Kaoru
KAORU AND KAORU?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178680
imagine having aphantasia and not drawing the scene that comes to mind (drawanons onegai)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
But you did type Kaoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
>KAORU
You mean Kira...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
Anon go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732 (me)
Kira* im gonna fucking kill myself
sayonara niggas

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178761
The chat truly does reflect the streamers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178836
Abayo nigga o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177463
I hope so I want to see the boys Collab with other boys the female collabs only bring beggars to their chats.
>>39177599
They had 6 months of difference, I'll said they'll debut in about 6 months. I hope cover gives them good designs this time, I still can't believe how they nailed with uproyand did Tempus dirty like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178791
HOLY SHIT . NOW THERE'S TWO OF EM

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178791
Solid Kaoru and Liquid Kaoru

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178732
WHAT A JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178836
abayooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178836
Donmai

[Anonymous No.]

>axel continued to troll his grandmother and steal her wig until he was 18
wtf has axel done to his poor grandmother

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178377
I got the dates wrong but it sure felt like a big gap in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178836

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177250
Remember.
Holobronie = Don't audition Unless you're Oga or Gamma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178924
And she was the one who supported his dreams, imagine what he's done to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178875
>Nailed uproar
Uyu...

[Anonymous No.]

Kek. Axel is not real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178875
If they wanna keep collabing with the girls it's their decision, not yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178836
No you won't nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Axel THIRSTS after Magni
I need more kintama bros collabs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
It says willing to play a male character, actual gender doesn't matter, which is probably pretty good by JP standards. Don't go full trans rights politics or menhara on stream and you'll be ok if you make it in.

[Anonymous No.]

that boy ain't right

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179174
we need the bunny game with kintama bros.... they could've arranged that, or maybe maplestory :o

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178886
KAORUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>sprint
OH NO LEADER DON'T TALK ABOUT IT THE HALOFAGS WILL GE

[Anonymous No.]

GIVE EM' THE GOOD OL' HALO REACHAROUND

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER ORANGESTARS CHASER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179024
I'll do cringe collabs with Calvin , but never the girls

[Anonymous No.]

What makes Roberu and his Son so attractive to female vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

Choose MAGNI!
Is Halo 3 the best Halo or not!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177669
I'm a cis female, I'm not masculine and my voice is not even low but If I could, I would join either by using a voice changer or by trying to be a second Yugo just so I can be the male gura, I just want a boy that is into idols, never collabs with females and appeals to their gachis.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if voice matters for female additions? Could we see a girl with a voice as deep as Kronii's make it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179404
charisma. simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179323
IT WAS A MISTAKE! WE'RE NOT COD DAMN IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179404
They're orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
jesus

[Anonymous No.]

How far are they into the campaign? Will 2 streams be enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178953
Fuck man this feels like yesterday
Memory is still clear in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179404
High charisma males that don't pull punches

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179466
>>39179461
>orange = charisma
naruhodo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179004
Are you blind or just have bad taste? There's a reason why Uyu got so many times before he even debuted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179503
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179404
This is what people said about Gamma too, until he doesn't get invited to things like Roberu does.
People just don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
You have a better chance in niji. Cover wouldn't allow that shit in a billion years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
disgusting, go back to /cbdct/ whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179450
hope not, at that point you might as well debut them in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is pregante

[Anonymous No.]

Magni talking about his back issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179477
I think they have 4 more missions and they are done

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179588
the abortion really took a toll, shouldn't have went to the back alley doctor....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
...The fuck is "Cis"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
anon most female gachis want to watch actual males

[Anonymous No.]

I desperately need a Shien Axel collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
zoomer twittertard speak for normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
Probably the russian region

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
That she isn't any spicy kind of woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
Our saviors

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
its a chemistry term for one of 2 different types of chemical configurations
quite ironic really

[Anonymous No.]

Magni is oversharing again…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179753
cis and trans right? never really understood that part of chemistry, with all the isomer shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179729
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
nigga you are beyond delusional. even the deepest voiced women /here/ wouldnt make it in. meds.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we stop talking about tranny slang and watch streams, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179659
A mispelling of the Covenant CAS-class assault carrier. The covenant are in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179792
You should sent him a 5 page letter by SC telling him to stop doing that then

[Anonymous No.]

>Combat Arms
REGIS IS SOUTH AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.]

Once again, COMBAT ARMS A SHIT AND NEXUS ARE NIGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179792

[Anonymous No.]

animare and sugarlyric are the best 774

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179917
magni's mental wounds are healing....he...loves us?

[Anonymous No.]

If they actually do play Halo 2:A,
Will they do it on Legendary?

[Anonymous No.]

I believe that Input delay from Altare is cope

[Anonymous No.]

i was more of a crossfire man myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179917
I want to step on and kill this stupid fucking magmite

[Anonymous No.]

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179956
>magni loving us
inconceivable

[Anonymous No.]

Ever since the phasmo collab, i am starting to like this kuku lady...

[Anonymous No.]

>I have been in front of my pc watching streams since Nowa began

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179956
he loves altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179962
They're playing on Legendary now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180033
he.... hates us D:?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179024
It's not my decision but it'll be dumb to say they don't feel pressured to Collab by the unity fans and by the girls themselves (Ex: Mori asking Altare for a Collab live so he can't refuse.)
They're sure not initiating collabs because they can't and also don't have the necessity since they're not Holo fans, I doubt they're even that close with them aside from Magni and Mori.
They already have more collabs between themselves than with the girls, add more boys and they'll just be doing more and more stars only collabs, add >>39178118 and if you have 4 japanese speaking members they can even organize collabs with the JPs.

[Anonymous No.]

>My grandma is dead so she can't wake up
wtf Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel constantly making dead grandma jokes
ayoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178953
>It was all kayfabe

Devilish seaweed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180040
She’s really cool. Her voice is sex too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179956
More like he loves Altare and Halo

[Anonymous No.]

>my grandma's dead she cant wake up hahahahah
holy shit axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180040
you shouldve already liked kuku
you cant beat the cock and she is one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180067
Halo 2's Legendary difficulty is a very different kind of painful. That game was built under crunch so its balancing is out of fucking whack

[Anonymous No.]

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

>Nani kore? Kintama?
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180074
SHUT UP ALREADY BITCH AND GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179956
I refuse to believe it until he gives us a real kiss again.
>>39180040
No one can resist Kuku and her sexy voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178796
rate my drawing

[Anonymous No.]

KUKU LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
hawt

[Anonymous No.]

Noooo Axelschlong

[Anonymous No.]

i hope kuku finds the shitty mic endearing and not annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179861
Nah I know it's impossible, I'm just projecting myself on my perfect chuuba, even if I did I'll graduate after 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
COOOOOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
lewd…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180214
greedy mfker, we got kisses already this week. already asking for more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
10/10
hot femboy sex best sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180074
Look, I share the opinion that the girls should interact much (if any), but you have to realize that there is a level of overlap in here and commenting about it can trigger some reactions, although it does get annoying sometimes when the beggars act up in YT chat, but it's YT chat whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
ToT ty anon. i knew we had fast drawanons here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180310
Yes. You could say that I'm a needy girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180215
Kaoru and Kira live on in our memories/10

[Anonymous No.]

What's the % of this stream surviving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180431
you're a 2D girl?
ehhh? nande???

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180443
90%

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178995
Ok, what actually is a Holobrony?
>I’ve only ever hung out here in /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180443
Axel will get a roll of a 1 and take it down once Mane-san realizes what schlong means.

[Anonymous No.]

>isekar
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180530
Nijinigger's way to call Holofans

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180530
hololive fans

[Anonymous No.]

>just let me win
hotel_mario_no.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

out in round 1 again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180530
we already got a holobrony, magni even got his cutie mark

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180267
Axel explained it was on purpose and she seemed to be having fun in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180621
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>magunimiriku
that reminds me that guys are able to lactate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180620
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180360
>can trigger some
If I was worried about people getting angry at me it'll be on discord.
I still watch Tempus and if it's related to them I'll speak about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180700
>guys are able to lactate
?????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180737
From my dick. Open wide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180700
no fucking way i dont believe you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180530
Sis you are cute but thats not how you use greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180620
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180530
Hololive fans.
Basically don't join if you only want to Collab with your Holo oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180737
>>39180776

[Anonymous No.]

intanetto

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180737
They can get boipreggers too

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180700
disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180700
i have heard of dudes being able to secrete something from their nipple. not the same as breast milk from women tho

[Anonymous No.]

So many newfags from Discord and Twitter. Also Magni is still living rent free in Axel's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180620
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180729
honestly its whatever, just don't spam it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178995
>spoiler
The only 2 actual holofans in the ones who are supposed to be the "bros" are BFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180873
As always, Axel can't stop thinking of Magni's cake

[Anonymous No.]

FLY AWAY NOW
>FLY AWAY NOW
FLY AWAYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180620
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180728
>>39180792
>>39180889
>>39180989
>RAPE
MANS NOT JOBBING???? HOW?????

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAMS

[Anonymous No.]

I dream of Axel screaming NIGGER on the Xbox mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181142
Correcting shark cunny isn't that difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180592
>>39180599
Naruhodo
>>39180810
I unironically don’t have an oshi, and even if it was 100% ok to collab with girls, I probably wouldn’t want to collab with most of them anyway. I’d probably be stuck hate collabing with Mori…

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare is going from playing 5 hours of Halo to playing Pokémon
This fucking guy…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181151
AgeDifference/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180728
>>39180792
>>39180889
>>39180989

[Anonymous No.]

>>39179445
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181244
pretty good tag tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181192
>In a few years Axel graduates
>Anon randomly drops a vocaroo
>A familiar voice shouts out NIGGER with an xbox mic

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be the one to say it.
This Axel stream is on par with a legendary Roberu stream. This competes with Meat Beating stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181215
>Get into Holostars
>Have to collab with Mori
Probably the worst part of the job, including the antimale schizos

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Axel so horny for Magni

[Anonymous No.]

okay axel enough with the shitty mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181316
This stream is one of Axel's best streams to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181151
Halo/10
Now I'm kinda wondering if Halo "dying" somehow makes sense. Does it really hold up nowadays?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181322
Antimale and antifemales, both are the same shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181309
Axel is too normie to use this faggot site but I will sleep in comfort

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181345
This shit is giving me a headache already

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181356
Agreed. This is kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181151
comfy boys gaming/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>39180766
Aaahn~

[Anonymous No.]

Cruchy ass mic jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181379
I haven't seen anyone threaten to dox the hologirls over collabs in their tweets and constantly harrass them but their own fans

[Anonymous No.]

Magni and Nowa were great commentators but I hope they invite Axel to be one because holy shit this is gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181396
Yeah same, I love Axel, but I can't listen to this. It's genuinely making my head hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181322
you can always try to tell her to fuck off privately

[Anonymous No.]

>R40CP
>What a dumbass code hehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>dingo says CP is dumbass
pedoanons in shambles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181367
It's been a bumpy road.
>Halo 4 had an ok SP campaign, but it leaded itself too much into the expanded universe, game-only people were very lost. Multiplayer was really bad but still better than Reach
>Halo 5 had an atrocious SP campaign, all over the place, don't concludes anything. But they nailed the gameplay at the time, a lot of room to master the movement, and the multiplayer was actually coming back on tracks.
>Halo Infinite had a lot of development issues, released with barebone content, but once again they nailed the gameplay. SP history was ok, but once again it leaned on outside stuff because they wanted to scrap H5. Multiplayer has potential, but the content is still too slow

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181151
Cute zoomer & babysitter cousin/10

[Anonymous No.]

>Stop scissoring me
AXEL KEK

[Anonymous No.]

goddamn it axel

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's such a dumbass I love him

[Anonymous No.]

whats even the magni song in this game?

[Anonymous No.]

He really want the Magni milk kek

[Anonymous No.]

AME MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

Kek One person late again

[Anonymous No.]

The funny thing about Axel's Xbox 360 mic bit is that I'm pretty sure he never played on 360's Xbox Live because he's too japanese for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181215
>>39181322
You can tell her no, if she keeps insisting you can tell her no publicly or just keep ghosting her.
I don't know why you think collabs are obligatory when there's a lot of Holos who ignore the Stars existence, you can do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is the best, holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

Bread maker, are you there?

[Anonymous No.]

#SCISSORFORAXEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181843
Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39178118
Where are all the "musician/member of a band" Holos? I don't think we have any since most are hired to just be an idol singer as the end goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181511
No because most of them keep it under the table, at worst they leave a salty comment.
But still
>Reeeee Yumes are WROST than unicorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181865
chu chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181804
That goes against the expected respect from a kouhai towards a senpai, etc etc. It's just inviting drama to your door.

[Anonymous No.]

why does he keep chomping his fucking teeth

[Anonymous No.]

MAGNI MILK
MAGNI MILK
MAGNI MILK

[Anonymous No.]

TAKESHIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

YAMERO TAKESHI
YOUR BODY CANT TAKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181895
I don't know what to think about this.

[Anonymous No.]

My AxMag heart has been overfilled by this dingo's milk thirst lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181896
I doubt anyone would care, you can tell the girls in private "I'm sorry but I don't want to Collab" and they'll understand, dramafags and beggars will cry no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this Xbox mic setting. It's the right amount of low quality and scuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel’s regular mic almost sounds weird now. Like that feeling when your ears pop

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the name he doesn't want to say? I legit can't read the names in the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181990

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181896
if all else fails you can avoid collabs by just saying you want to focus on solo content/holostars on stream and tell beggars to fuck off kindly. that's pretty much what altare is doing now and it is working even though there is the occassional beggar that he ignores or tardwrangles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182133
MankoSiNuruNuru
Slimy vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182180
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182165
and what if I only wanna focus in my boys (gen)? I only care about StarsEN

[Anonymous No.]

tempus boys should just all fuck theyre so horny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182317
Yeah, hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182317
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39177300
>AUTISTIC OJISAN IN THE THREAD PLEASE APPLY
But I haven't even started streaming yet.
Or set up a microphone.
Or even cleaned my desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel being told by management to take the VOD out back and shoot it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181878
Your fault for being an EOP. JSL sisters unironically are eating great with Izuru and Rikka, although the former should increase his original music output now that he's out of school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182315
You might get some nudging from management or friendly reach outs from outside StarsEN, but I imagine you could just hang out more with StarsEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181215
I like calli and she's the only Holo I would feel comfortable to collab with

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182315
if you say you want to focus on holostars and just end up planning collabs with EN I think your point will get across naturally

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182531
based.

[Anonymous No.]

poor dingo...dead so quickly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39181584
>>39181322
>>39181804
All /vt/ memes on all sides of the spectrums regarding Mori aside, it’s is probably in your best interest to tolerate interacting with her purely for the back door connections she can provide. Obviously don’t be a push over and show you are your own person, but don’t blow her off completely. Hell I don’t like most of myth including Gura but I would probably accept a collab with any of them if I knew they would scratch my back in the future by just being consistent and professional with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182315
Are you confident with your skills?
Because you'd just get rejected for someone with similar skillset but can network better with EN and JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182315
Why would you want to join Holostars and don't collab with JP? that's pretty disrepectful

[Anonymous No.]

Axel will never do any sponsorship streams at this rate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182664
if you don't want to deal with her don't if you are willing to then do it

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like the only one who changed my name god dammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182737
He may be the one to finally do a sponsored Tenga stream, somehow

[Anonymous No.]

holotempusmylove... my love...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to Alice

[Anonymous No.]

My Alice…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39182803
Members only testing out Tenga for the first time ToT