/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Breakfast Club Edition

Last thread: >>39063214

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39086930
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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LEADER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39086961
Amen.

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i love nowa uuu

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>>39086829
Konami has a close partnership with Anycolor, Nijisanji's biggest yearly event (way bigger than their holofes equivalent) is a sponsored promotional tournament for a Konami baseball game. That's why Hololive can never get Konami perms.

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>>39086961
Amen

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https://twitter.com/GigglePox/status/1603469939746439168

[Anonymous No.]

creampie altare missionary altare sloppy kiss altare pro-bone altare doggy altare

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>>39087021
holy KEK

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ANIKI LOVE and sex!!!

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was that fucking donald duck?

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ALIENTARE

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>>39087060
Vesper turn off the computer

[Anonymous No.]

When is Vesper's member stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39087096
2pm PST

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>>39087060
I want to sloppily kiss Altare and spit into his mouth uuuaaahhhh

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>>39087076
Altare wishes

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these fighting types aren't playing around this star fall

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>>39087076
he will NEVER love you Altare

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>>39087130
Altare would definitely be the one spitting in your mouth

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>>39087178
Hot.

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>>39087178
But I want to spit into his mouth and I want him to swallow my spit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39086930
KEK
>>39086961
Amen

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>>39086930
>picrel
AIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>Eri
NOWA IS SO LUCKY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39087246
tmi...

[Anonymous No.]

>dominate
ME ME ME UOOOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I thought people were talking about Eri the vestie, but it's the character in the game...

[Anonymous No.]

THE RAPE APE HAS ARRIVED

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>>39087178
This is also hot though

[Anonymous No.]

Eri...

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Yeah... He's gonna need to level up until Lv.100 if he wants to beat the game.

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What were your pre-debut impressions of the boys? What are they now?

Altare
>Super cheerful, outgoing
>Cold, reptilian (in a good way)

Magni
>Brotuber
>Very feminine energy

Nowa
>Vox
>Nerdy grandpa goofball

Axel
>Playboy, badboy, yumebait
>Otaku goofball

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SHINY SPICY LOVE!!!

>>39086961
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>Mane-chan has to handle both the Kintama Bros
Poor poor Monke...

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>>39086815
not gonna lie, I'm Axelotl only since 2 months when he became more unhinged.
It is this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjxP1m5NiSE
I'm going to watch it and laugh at this fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39087434
Altare
>sex
>sex
Magni
>sex
>sex
Nowa
>sex
>sex
Axel
>sex
>sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>39087434
Axel
>Yumebait
>Brotuber

[Anonymous No.]

pancake...

[Anonymous No.]

MY FUCKING SIDES KEK

[Anonymous No.]

pancake… has had a hard life…

[Anonymous No.]

HES GOING ON THE SPREADSHEET

[Anonymous No.]

ADDED TO THE SPREADSHEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>39087434
Altare
>lord of fujobait and yumebait
>cringekino jobber (love)

Magni
>shitposting lord
>la creatividad menhera

Nowa
>I didn't watch his debut because I didn't like his model
>gramps

Axel
>apex/fps spam brotuber
>ecchi na neechan enjoyer, love his vn streams

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>>39087491
It was a funny stream, he wasn't so good as a streamer as he is now but it did have good moments

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY KEK

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>>39087667
>>39087671
who
did someone call him jobber?

[Anonymous No.]

JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

Jobber...

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>>39087491
Wasn't this stream also the first time we knew he interacted with Zeta?

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>>39087757
this guy

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NEVER PARA

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>>39087527
this is correct

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

Pancake, the God of destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

PANCAKE, THE GOD OF WAR

[Anonymous No.]

#PANCAKESWEEP

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DOUBTERS GET FUCKED

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WASN'T THAT FORSEN ARCHIVE TALKING SHIT IN OTHER STREAM THIS WEEK?
I'm gonna get him. Also it seems like there's someone moderating the chat because I was reading a message and it just disappeared while Leader was focused on the battle

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#PANCAKESWEEP

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>>39087997
Yes. he broke containment, and he never has anything good to say

[Anonymous No.]

Altare's wrestler character voice sounds like Xavier Renegade Angel

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>>39087997
yeah seems like someone is silently modding

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>>39087997
also uses xqc emotes in chat, stop being cringe we know you're /here/

[Anonymous No.]

eri... nowa will be streaming later...

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>>39087997
Altare is good at multitasking and can delete message while he playing

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>>39088062
people can also delete their messages and they disappear that way, no?

[Anonymous No.]

Has anyone made this joke yet?

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Good thing there are no guns in Pokémon world.

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>>39088247
>don’t come to the academy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

a mimir...

[Anonymous No.]

He is gaslighting chat again...

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>>39088234
MEDS but it would be cool to see an animation of nowa killing vampires

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>>39087434
Altare
>Cringe yumebait normie
>Autistic jobber, cringekino king

Magni
>Heeheehaha guy, carries the group with his jokes
>Menhera le creatividad

Nowa
>Zatsu king, might coomerbait w that kind of voice
>Wholesome grampa

Axel
>Extra asshole-y coolguy
>Stupid shithead
t. chadxelotl + cultare

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>>39088247

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>>39088166
Yeah, he mentioned deleting one earlier in the stream because someone posted the same message three times or something

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>>39088228
that's true, but some messages obviously are made by trolls and beggars who probably wouldn't delete it but it still disappears

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https://youtu.be/SBaO9w-cHRk
holy kek

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>>39088344

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>>39088344
Kek the title, the description. It’s perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088344
I hope broxelotls don't get too cringe asking for advice

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>>39088344
>more normalfag shit
Fuck the perms autism for ruining what could have been a kino SRW and FF streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088575
stfu this is kino

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>>39088344
Someone drop the marshmallow link. I need to ask my aniki for advice.

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>>39088625
t. woman

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>>39088575
He could've played other RPGs. Remember Xenoblade?
He's just a normalfag, and even then loses against the proper normalfag Altare.

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>>39088344
>>39088423
Is there a version with Altare?

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>>39088234
kek this is just accurate

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>>39087434
Altare
>fujobait, bfe
>cringekino and cute jobber (my oshi)

Magni
>Good jokes, creative streamer
>still the same

Vesper
>boring
>very endearing grandpa, zatsu god

Axel
>bfe, spams fps (because of his apex ss before)
>unhinged (in a good way), actually shines with VN games

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>>39088344
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088742
KEK

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>>39088671
not the same artist but here
https://twitter.com/rainnrainQ/status/1583665998468550656

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>>39088344
I wonder if he'll get RPR on in the future

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>>39088742
>Plese

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>>39087434
Altare
>BTS/SuperJunior wannabe fujo pandering kid
>Patrick Bateman, Cringekino master

Magni
>Maglord Supreme, Shitpost King
>Creative Kino Master (Worms Commentary, Judge Magni) Hater of normie anime, comfort woman (male)

Nowa
>watched his RM
>Comfy uncle grandpa, ancient oldfag from SA days (JUST LIKE ME FR FR) /vt/‘s boogieman, HE BOUGHT A FUCKING SPEAR

Axel
>Gilgamesh wannabe jerkass but a furry (same artist)
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGSSS

[Anonymous No.]

nice game nintendo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088344
what is “love consultation” supposed to be?

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>>39088820
kek I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought altare was like patrick bateman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088880
you ask for relationships advice, and he tries to help you to solve it (usually never works, but it's funny)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088880
恋愛相談
Romance advice

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>>39088820
>Nowa
>watched his RM
I kneel...

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>>39088344
how many male axelotls do you think are gonna ask?

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>>39088891
There is a ton of Bateman edits of Altare kek

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>>39088820
>Patrick Bateman

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>>39088965
Most of them made by Raggu, the wincest enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

i LOVE DRAWING THE BOYS!!!

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>>39088953
Male axelotls are a severely endangered species

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>>39088919
kek i'm looking forward to his suggestions

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>>39088940
I wish I was this lucky to have had the opportunity to groom him with supas ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088919
>>39088922
Romance advice from Axel who has supposedly never dated a girl? This stream is going to be a ride

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Who the fuck is this Forsin person the chat keeps spamming about

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088999
No, we are not.

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did he get raided?

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>>39089025
some twitch streamer I guess?

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>>39088999
How? Axel is the brotuber of Tempus.

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i hate twitchfags

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>>39089009
>supposedly never dated a girl?
contextclues-chama...

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>>39089025
some fleshtuber i’m assuming

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>>39089025
Probably someone is watching him from Twitch.

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>>39088999
there's no way you think this is true

[Anonymous No.]

PANCAKE FUCKING SWEEP BABEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088999
I’m still here woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088992
link?

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>>39089009
You can never date before and still not be a virgin

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>>39088999
There's more broxelotls than you think i'm one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089128
@raggumba on twitter

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>>39089111
>woman
Lol
Nice dubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39088999
i think you mean male altventurers?

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>>39086930
wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089182
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

Any bajs? forsen1

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gundam streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089195
A few exist… I’ve seen them…

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i hate twitchfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089251
yes, a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089277
altbeats exist...

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>>39089195
Male Altventurers are unironically increasing, male Magmites and Axelotls are the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

I am the last Ojisan in this general

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Why is Altare so soulless, team star is cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089298
We're not decreasing if that's what you're implying

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>>39089298
male magmites and axelotls are also increasing you mean to say

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>>39089262
did he get raided from twitch?

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>>39089315
>t. Team Star

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>>39089277
Male Altventurers seem to be increasing in numbers recently. Might be because people are realizing he’s more of a “little brother” type than a real BFE vtuber.

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>>39089315
He's seemed kind of annoyed today ngl

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>>39089287
And I'm sure that most of them are probably fembeats, anon

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>>39089315
They're a bunch of bougie fuckwits.

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>>39089053
Axel's end screen looks like this dude

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>>39089262
this faggots been in the boys chats recently but been spamming Altare's the most. dunno what his deal is, but i hope he gets bored and fucks off.

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>>39088643
https://marshmallow-qa.com/axelsyrios?utm_medium=url_text&utm_source=promotion

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>>39089362
That anon is literally selfposting for (you)s

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>>39089367
I’m not into Altare much, but I like his dynamic with Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089211
forsen1

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>>39089370
Why did he decide to do a marathon challenge run of a game he doesn't like that much anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

CLIVE LOVE

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>>39089406
And? that's just his end screen, which he had since debut (with a few changes now)

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>>39089434
I think he was really excited for it until he had to shiny hunt for 35 hours and his genmates abandoned his collab

[Anonymous No.]

Waking up just now, what is that Axel stream is supposed be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089406
What? You don't recline with your bros?

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>>39089406
That’s just his end screen, it’s not a representation of his actual content at all lol. Even so, your bro can pander to the women here and there without overdoing it.

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>>39089434
He does like it though? The first stream he did he was having a ridiculous amount of fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089053
True, stream Black Cherry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVB5d918lbg

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UNSOLICITED

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, why are male axelotls so triggered kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089590
insecurity probably

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>>39089434
The game is bad, and it's getting more apparent for him.
He'll finish it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089590
>>/hlgg/

[Anonymous No.]

whens pennys fight
i havent played the game, ive only listened to her sick hardstyle theme

[Anonymous No.]

pancake…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089606
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089504
He is going to rape his chat under the premise of "love advice" and by rape I mean tell everyone "just be yourself, do sports in highschool, and be handsome, ez dude"

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>>39087434
Altare
>The "cool" guy, BFE fag
>The zoomerest sociopath you will ever meet

Magni
>Memelord
>Furry memelord who is the butt of the group jokes

Vesper
>Stoic boomer
>LITERALLY me fr fr not even joking on god no cap I will be him in like 6 or 7 years

Axel
>the gay one (mask and dog ears what the fuck)
>Literal based retard

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>>39088999
>>39089298
https://youtu.be/I0PVDvdEWAY?t=2627
was actually surprised when chat sped up

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089600
the team star storyline is so cheesy i cant even blame him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089618
after this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089600
Other than the performance/bugs/graphics it's unironically the coolest mainline Pokemon game since the first couple of gens

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>>39089529
this. it's funny how anons "drop" them when they do even a smidge of pandering. i liked the thread's reaction when altare read those ASMR RP lines on twitter. also nowa's kisses in his membership stream.

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>>39089406
Somehow less erotic with the mask off

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>>39089406
I prefer him with the muzzle

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>>39089406
I feel like is obvious and should know it but what does the EO stands for?

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>>39089590
>Make an unfactual statement
>Get corrected
>”Jesus why are male axelotls triggered”
I couldn’t care less, but cmon thats just stupid

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>>39089529
Yes, his actual content, like his cover MV full of blatant crotch shots. I don't know why the loudest male Axelotls in this thread can't seem to accept that he has both male and female fans and tries hard to appeal to both audiences. He's not specifically a "brotuber" or a "BFE" tuber, he is just a normal vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

Damn he's such a gook lol

[Anonymous No.]

So how is he going to beat Rika?

[Anonymous No.]

OMG WHAT A PLOT TWIST

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089569
kek.

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ngl ive been paying so little attention to the story in this game i thought clavell was 1 guy and not 2 different "persons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089641
thanks
i hope he reacts to the music, i want to believe hes into hardstyle

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>>39089712
You know that a brotuber doesn't mean that he can't pander to women too, right? What male axelotls are complaining is to being told that there's less of them than women

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>>39089712
too sane for this thread

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>>39089406
I literally look like this though, minus the plushies (plushies are gay)

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>>39089669
Altare could have so easily leaned into the BFE route but I think the last time he did anything BFE adjacent was… a pocky day tweet? I respect that he clearly just wants to stream goofy shit and maybe a smidge of fansa every so often

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>>39089406
and?

[Anonymous No.]

>Fanbase wars
Back to your thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089835
We're on our thread, retard

[Anonymous No.]

His psyduck voice is one of his good ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089669
He deserved for bandwagoning on such a shitty script. No idea why that poorly written garbage took off.

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>>39089590
>>39089700
this

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>>39089810
>plushies are gay
You will now be forced to listen to Altare tell you about his plushie collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089829
Someone was like "how does he have more female fans than male?"
That's how. He's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089848
>On
My mistake, back to your 3rd world facebook group

[Anonymous No.]

axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

VESTIES OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089885
>how does he have more female fans than male?
But he doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAIIIIEEEEE HE KILLED VESPER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089878
I will light his plushies on fire and tell them they went to the plushy farm in Upstate New York

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089885
I seriously doubt he has more female fans

[Anonymous No.]

The bait is winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089923
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089712
Ok, you’re right. I was wrong in saying he “panders” to women also. What I mean to say his that I think straight dudes relate to him (and Nowa) the most out of all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>dez is tho
>nothing against it of course
WHAT A JAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089938

[Anonymous No.]

stop answering to bait you dumb retards
like oshi like fans

[Anonymous No.]

Magnimention

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>>39089972
>>/hlgg/

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>>39089669
I find male anon’s obsession with “pandering” weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089948
A lot of people are gonna have to post pantsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>oh? are you gonna piss your pants?
a-altare my cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089972
it's just male Axelotls who are replying to bait

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>>39089983
those nipples though

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be the one to say it. I like Altare's "Woo!"
It's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090022
I like it too when he doesn't overuse it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090017
I really hate how this thread has degenerated to thinking that anyone replying to some legitimate dumbass is 'biting bait', I know it's our thread specialty but come on

[Anonymous No.]

tynne kinda hot...

[Anonymous No.]

A STUNKY'S BEHIND

[Anonymous No.]

Interesting that every male axelotl jumped on that bait, but no mention of male magmites... Male magmites doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090077
Magni unironically has more male viewers than Axel

[Anonymous No.]

I don’t care I just want more fics of altare getting fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090057
Women will do anything to vindicate shitting on us bros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090077
male magmites don’t exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090057
nigga why bother arguing about a gender ratio when neither of you would know?

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is so disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090098
>>39090108
it's not even a gender wars thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090096
Yet another misinformed take kek, this thread’s on a roll

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090108
Because being in a sausage party is all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090100
unbased. altare will always be a top in my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090100
based and seconded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090152
Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090108
That's the dumbest thing about this whole timeloop - unless the boys tell us themselves, no one will ever actually know who is right. We're just guessing based on chat names, etc. anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>No stats available anywhere besides Vesper saying he has the highest male ratio
>Everyone dropping their fanfiction
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

>Eevee team
she's Altare's biggest rival

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090167
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090100
so true bestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090167
Based Based Based Based Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090167
I let my mood and the current meta dictate my taste for altare’s position

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna fuck Penny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090167
I like obsessive tops so same

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090206
Are you incapable of critical thinking?

[Anonymous No.]

this fucking theme has no reason to go as hard as it does

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090264
She's ugly and looks like an ugly boy

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be the worst character in the game

[Anonymous No.]

who's this penny from team star and why is this a plot twist

[Anonymous No.]

Cuta altare jamming out

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090245
Imagine his sounds when you overstimulate him ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090212
that's a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

this song is something you'd get in a random osu lobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090281
My expectations were set too high it. It's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hand movements
HE'S RETARDED

[Anonymous No.]

cute leader!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090294
Penny is cool nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Leader is making trainer hand movements while playing...cute <3

[Anonymous No.]

Man he really is looking forward to 3d....me too...

[Anonymous No.]

i hate being a seanigger aaaaaaaa stream is lagging so much

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine losing to a god damn leafeon

[Anonymous No.]

this song is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090330
the minecraft vod......ToT

[Anonymous No.]

He’s cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Jobber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090388
>the pikachu lost to jolteon
He one upped it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090404
Hey cultako

[Anonymous No.]

no sneeze slip up...

[Anonymous No.]

does he pinch his nose when sneezing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090404
cute takoventurer! i like your mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090468
he mutes his mic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090468
nope, he mutes himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090404
cute takotare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089780
YIPPIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090404
What do we call you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090404
Cultacult...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090453
>>39090476
>>39090492
>>39090534

kek four different names

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090405
IMAGINE VESPER GIVING HIM A HANDJOB AND OVERSTIMULATING HIM while praising him TOT

[Anonymous No.]

how many overlaps do we have? seriously, i'm kinda curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090534
Cultako

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090573
>thereeee you gooooo. good boy Altare...
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090595
after the stream I'll tell you mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090595
it gets discussed in almost every thread over the last couple days just go look through the archive

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090627
Ohnyo i automatically self inserted into altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090638
actually we never talked about how many are there, we just find a new one every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090692
you and me both... Altare is so lucky... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090627
i can hear it

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody else made my meme request so I made it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do some retards here now think Magni doesn't have male fans? He obviously has lots of men replying on twitter and chatting during streams, so there's no way his overall male % is low.

[Anonymous No.]

altare

[Anonymous No.]

>nyoooom
fuck i want to adopt him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090764
Kneeling, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090765
It's obviously Vesper>Magni>Axel>Altare in terms of percentage of male viewers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090765
That was just bait for male axelotls and magmites, silly

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090780
he’s a cute little boy…

[Anonymous No.]

i hate timeloops

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090595
we had a poll in the early days on the thread's population. i think saplings and takodachis were on top, followed by teammates so overlaps do happen. but there are also cases of anons posting here who didn't follow any holo streamers before

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090764
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090765
The only way to settle this is through a poll, and I’m too lazy to make one…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090842
Let’s timeloop fujoposts

[Anonymous No.]

RAGUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090856
>>39090948
What’s mens obsession with polls
It’s useless and unreliable and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090778
RAGUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090996
They’re fun, reliability depends

[Anonymous No.]

SNAILTARE REACTION

[Anonymous No.]

i also want leader to say goodnight to me..

[Anonymous No.]

how many fake pikachus are there???

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091083
them comment everytime youre leaving the stream like all the other attention whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091112
One per gen

[Anonymous No.]

he hates fake pikachus so much…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091083
just be a regular chatter and say you are going to bed he has wished me a goodnight before

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091083
Goodnight, anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090996
because they're interesting and it's more reliable than 'source: my ass'

[Anonymous No.]

BASED NEMONA LIKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090764
Now with the movie's actual tagline (paraphrased).

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime I feel like I'm about to start liking Altare I remember that time he said he gave $20 to some twitch streamer to have him "sign his Steam profile", and then when the guy forgot about it he gave him another $20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091129
>>39091143

i don't want leader to mind me so i don't do it. I can't be a regular chatter either but i always have his streams playing in the bg

>>39091158
thanks, anon c:

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK THEM KIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091357
just gotta accept that he’s gullible and autistic, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091357
He's just a little guy (real)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091112
9
Plusle, Minum, Pachirisu, Emolga, Dendenne, Togedemaru, Mimikyu, Morpeko, and Pawmo

>>>39091133
there were 2 in gen 3, "2" in gen 7 and a whole pikachu linage in gen 9.
if we counted the pichu and raichu of gen 9, Pawmi, and Pawmot, that would be 11.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091141
good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091337
AIIIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091448
didn't expect a serious answer lol. you're amazing anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Still thinking of altnowa nursing handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091337

[Anonymous No.]

>isn't that calli
OH BOY

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER MORI

[Anonymous No.]

>Mori is black
kek

[Anonymous No.]

mori is black?!

[Anonymous No.]

>My 2 oshis are gonna fight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ALTBEATS STATUS?

[Anonymous No.]

altbeats calm yourselves...

[Anonymous No.]

hi

[Anonymous No.]

I like Altare, but I think I've had my fill of pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091670
kawaiiope is going to kick his jobber ass

[Anonymous No.]

cringekino...

[Anonymous No.]

Cute stuttering leader

[Anonymous No.]

Why does his stutter come out when he tries to rap?

[Anonymous No.]

FAKE PIKACHU SPOTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091730
I had my fill of Pokemon 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Altare is real.

[Anonymous No.]

MY BOY CAN'T RAP

[Anonymous No.]

>stick to battling
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when people say Pika. It's a slang for dick where I'm from

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091825
he’s nervous and gets in his head. it’s cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091907
He wasn't that bad when he wrote it out, but he definitely can't freestyle...

[Anonymous No.]

UHHHHHH
OOOOooooo

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091934
SOPA DE MACACO

[Anonymous No.]

he can’t do it…

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

One day, Leader. One day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091934
dickchu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092007
LOOK AT HIM GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092007
cute

[Anonymous No.]

RIP Mori

[Anonymous No.]

I love leader so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092007
JAMMIN

[Anonymous No.]

One day, a freestyle rapper will join hololive
But nobody will like them because they will be black

[Anonymous No.]

CUNNY SPOTTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39091337
>Altare has become the deadbeat in our closet

[Anonymous No.]

child labor laws doko?

[Anonymous No.]

Rika my beloved...

[Anonymous No.]

Femboy time

[Anonymous No.]

female viewers are better than male viewers.
male viewers don't superchat the boys.
male viewers don't membership the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092189
this but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

oh no back hort

[Anonymous No.]

this is the most blatant bait i've ever seen in my life kek

[Anonymous No.]

back horty

[Anonymous No.]

Reply to me instead.

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of back hort didn't let him play hockey but let him play soccer and football.

[Anonymous No.]

Male Tempuras, don't

[Anonymous No.]

he did it…

[Anonymous No.]

reply to me instead

[Anonymous No.]

>his prime

[Anonymous No.]

Trap gym leader let's go

[Anonymous No.]

he sounds so underwhelmed kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092232
cute leader

[Anonymous No.]

GRUSHIA MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>confused
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>silence as altare tries to decide if it’s a boy or a girl

[Anonymous No.]

I only realized he was a guy after looking at discussions on internet

[Anonymous No.]

Notice how there is NEVER an early ice gym?
These gyms are always near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092398
Because ice pokemon are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092398
It's a very strong offensive type and you rarely see a early snow region because they're on top of mountain.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

Altaria my beloved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092432
However, also note dragon is always directly after any ice.
Because none of the starter types are good against it.
A dragon gym at the start is bad, because then there would either be an early dragon, or an early ice, which ruins the game balance.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER ALTARE

[Anonymous No.]

baldtaria doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092432
>>39092482
>shill Dragon/Ice
Get back and focus on your stream, Leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092482
Dragon types take forever to evolve.

[Anonymous No.]

he admits it

[Anonymous No.]

>it takes a guy to be the cutest girl
>i wonder if dez has met him yet?
kek

[Anonymous No.]

How often does Magni talk about femboys to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092577
he IS a femboy, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092578
He knows Dez's taste all too well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092577
Often but not as often as furries

[Anonymous No.]

IRYS MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>good night irys
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>souvenir flattening
is that another way to say mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>the flattening begins now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092759

[Anonymous No.]

>grassling
CRISIS AVERTED
SWIFT SAVE FROM CHOICE OF WORDS

[Anonymous No.]

He's drugging pancake....

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, you used 2 nasty plots, just Attack

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092801
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092801
W

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092861
3

[Anonymous No.]

HE DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

#PANCAKESWEEP

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089211
Forsen forsen bajs, forsen bajs, forsen bajs, forsen bajs

[Anonymous No.]

Yea, the Team Star storyline is the worst of the three.

[Anonymous No.]

HE TOOK HIS CLOTHES OFF

[Anonymous No.]

CLIVE LOVE (AGAIN)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092801
2

[Anonymous No.]

This would be kino if Penny did another reveal under her to one-up everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093025
I still like the leaders better than any gym leader bar Larry.

[Anonymous No.]

>aw… widepeepohappy
this fucking zoomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39090108
We do know, I made a poll months ago and it's proven, sorry science and statistical demographic polling is beyond you, fucking w*man

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093140
Nemona and Larry are there. Automatically better.

[Anonymous No.]

this storyline is kinda sweet honestly. definitely not as good as the arven one but it is nice how it plays out

[Anonymous No.]

>woman says something retarded
>male anon corrects the retard
>another woman says that it's bait and calls out the men for owning a dumb bitch
Could it be that women can be retards? Nah they are baiting and you're dumb for responding to them and not letting them spout retarded shit without a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093210
Nemona is a gym leader?

[Anonymous No.]

RAGUS

[Anonymous No.]

is that the conclusion of the team star storyline?

[Anonymous No.]

If this was a paper mario game, you could actually choose sassy choices, instead of "Yes" or "of course"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093312
pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093279
The champion's line is Nemona's story line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093252
Don't even bother, every single post is considered bait /here/ and you shouldn't reply to anything.

[Anonymous No.]

the genderwars are funny
ahaha just close your eyes nigga ahahaha just walk away from the screen nigga ahahah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093252
*squirts you with a spraybottle full of cum*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093220
It's just very cheesy, but that's your average Pokémon's writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093155
The anons here are not even the 10% of their audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093343
Its only bait if it is implied to be a woman making a retarded statement, if a man makes a statement of course it's not bait and you should respond to it to correct the evil whitoid male

[Anonymous No.]

>>39086930
>that edit
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

Take the genderwars to Catalog, we're busy actually watching streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093363
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS CUTE DOLL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093366
Yes but I think if a large percentage of those here are female for axels chat. That extrapolated to even more female viewer percentage for the wider audience, given how low the percentage demographic is for women here in comparison to the general axel audience.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets see if pikachu can beat arven now

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093363
I wanna use him like an onahole!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did he stop himself from calling her mini?

[Anonymous No.]

watch leader whores

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093508

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093509
She's a big girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093530
4u

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093530
But he HATES fat people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093509
she asked to be called puffin instead of minipuffins

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093155
>>39093252
>>39093396
Wow we really got one good lmao

[Anonymous No.]

cute barks…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093525
But pokemon is so boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093509
she sent a SC "you can call me puffins" on another stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093509
she told him so. latest minecraft stream i think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093563
Uh you're responding to bait, how can women be this dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093406
he's such a tsundere... talks about salting Snailtare but jerks off the thought of getting covered in Snailtare slime

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

what just happened

[Anonymous No.]

>the squirrel and the salt knows earthquake
THATS HILLARIOUS

[Anonymous No.]

JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

Best boy DESTROYED Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093585
Got another, reel em in

[Anonymous No.]

BIG KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093593
He's conflicted because his sexual awakening occured during the scene in ferngully where someone gets stuck to the bottom of a snail

[Anonymous No.]

I swear Arven's fight is the hardest in the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093562
Oh... sasuga Leader.

[Anonymous No.]

>a squirrel is capable of causing an earthquake
this world is hell

[Anonymous No.]

>Nazi plot
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093525
But I already watched the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093626
I'm gonna have a big haul of (yous) by the time this is over, kek thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093661
Yeah, he beat my ass very hard. You just don't expect his fight to be that hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093682
you don't avoid all pokemon streams and wait for leader?

[Anonymous No.]

>nasty plotted on a ground type
BIG BALLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093682
I've watched this whole game like 4 times already and I'm still watching Leader's gameplay, what's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093724
I did that for the soul link....

[Anonymous No.]

So far, Arven's pokemon are capable of 1 shotting his pikachu one after another, because they all have ground moves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093694
It just keeps happening, reel em in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093749
based teamate

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093810

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093694
>I'm...I'm definitely not stupid, it was just bait!

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mess with Scovillian...

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone here believe Axel's bullshit harem stories?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093932
Owned forever, you responded to bait haha thanks again

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093961
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093961
(You) t. no bitches

[Anonymous No.]

GET FUCKED ARVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093961
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

HE WON'T SAY LITTLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093961
Yes, but only telling high school stories when he's already 22+ is sad rather than based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093940
That Pokemon looks horrible.
The theme is fine, the execution is lacking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39092048
>Altare is like Oberon
Fuck, it makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093694
no>>39094042
yeah i’m basically here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094018
>>39094024
>>39093680
>>39093651
Caps scares me.
Pls stop the caps
UwU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094109
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094109
BIG KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094046
Totally agree, the heads looks terrible. But I do like it overall, typing+abilities+stats are very solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39089416
>its all japanese
>sending it anonymously costs money

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094046
Too intimidated by the vastly superior DQ Capsichum

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094290
jobber

[Anonymous No.]

JOBBER

[Anonymous No.]

he jobbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>39093982
Y-you too <3

[Anonymous No.]

KEK HE'S SO FUCKING DUMB

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094457
Love you bb 4evr

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER WTF

[Anonymous No.]

jobbed twice kek

[Anonymous No.]

Lol he can't even remember he chose the dumb duck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39094264
>posting dq8
>not the monster series

[Anonymous No.]

This is a highlight on it's own.
Its not his Pikachu's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>angrily sits up
kek

[Anonymous No.]

KEK HE’S SO DUMB