/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say you were a higher up at Cover and were tasked to confront all the lazy chubbas who don't stream. What exactly will you say to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
I would give them a streaming hour threshold for the month and if they fail to reach it, they are fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Give them an ultimatum

[Anonymous No.]

I think it's funny that everyone was fortelling the "final yab" that would end Hololove but in reality this is how it ends. Everyone just kinda lazily stops streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032832
GURA has become a glorified part timer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
I would take the 10 min video everyday approach

[Anonymous No.]

I would look at the balance sheet and realize there isn't actually a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032832
I’m not claiming to be a clairvoyant but this felt inevitable. EN’s management was always shit from the beginning, I can only imagine that there is very little accountability or oversight for the girls in holoEN compared to the JP side (though it isn’t perfect there). Pretty sad how myth is rotting away and no one seems to care at all. It’s like a sense of apathy has taken over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Cut the 100% of their income while they are gone if they aren't sick or if they don't notify first to the company and her fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Set a hard minimum amount of hours they have to stream per week. Ask for frequent updates on projects they may be working on. Reward the members who go above and beyond the minimum. If some of them are going to treat Hololive like a free ride it's time to micromanage a bit and make them accountable for their work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
If you don't pay off all your streaming quota debt in the next week, you are fired

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Rape correction, non negotiable

[Anonymous No.]

I mean, I'd rather be sitting on dick than interact with chumpedos any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033728
>Reward the members who go above and beyond the minimum
This is a good idea, but it's a bit more complicated than that. You could tell Ayame "alright, members who put in dozens of hours in streams each week deserve spots in hologra more than you", but what if she replies with "alright, if you're not supporting me, I'm graduating"?

The ones putting in effort right now are satisfied with their situation in the company, and they are relatively low maintenance compared to the holos who do the bare minimum

[Anonymous No.]

I would ask first "what do you want to do? How can we support you better going foward?"

If this trying this doesn't work(assuming that I provided everything that I was asked), then I would try the ultimatum approach that was mentioned by several others in this thread.

Yes, I do think cover does not have been supported their foreign branches so well, I would try to give them at least the same level of support uproar got(and yes, I know that the stars have been also neglected in the past).

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032832
It ends not with a bang, bit with a wiff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034422
A nice wiff of a smelly nurse shark

[Anonymous No.]

JP has mandatory weekly collabs with Roberu.
EN/ID has mandatory weekly collabs with Vesper.
Both branches have mandatory quarterly offcollabs with their assigned holostar (see above).
All children born after 9 months of this are adopted by Yagoo and are put into a program that will craft them into the world's best Vtubers over the next 18 years.
Rejects of said program are processed into HoloSlop brand streamer chow and are force fed to the female talents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033146
Kizuna Ai was a Big one back in the day, as well the corpo that she was in. Now that corpo is gone, and Ai on indefinite hiatus.
Hololive EN won´t die right away, but it will slowly lose ground to the rising of small corpos and indies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034511
needs correction ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
I would just fire them and debut a new gen. Perhaps I would space out the firings, like do Sana, then Ina, then Gura and... wait a second, maybe that's what's happening.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having an employer that doesn't give a shit if you work or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Enforse a goals and points based system by holding a part of their income until they meet minimum requirements and award points based on how they work:
+ for minimum hours streamed/number of streams
+ for projects/music
+ for schedule and updates in reasonable amount of time
+ for channel growth
+ for particularly successful streams
- for stream cancellation
- for forgetting to do holo related things
- for generally unprofessional behaviour like extremely low quality streams, not checking how to capture the game in obs, ghosting fans
- for yabs
It needs to also have room for breaks and holidays.
The point is not to cash on lazy vtubers but to push them to do a bare minimum for the company if they want their money. Just keep a part of the pile of cash you owe them for a few months for them to be able to earn it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
Stream a minimum amount of hours a week and if this is breached more than twice, they're out. I don't care if they're the biggest vtuber Hololive has, if they could let go of Rushia, they can let go of anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032631
Yes, fire all those lazy chuubas who make shittons of membership and merch money.
Make the fanbase hate the company AND eliminate sources of income in a single move, genius plan anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
stream or mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039590
It's easy when they don't have to pay for anything either and still own everything you do. People are saying "they should demand updates on projects", what is there to demand? They're not creating or funding the project, and still they own the thing, if the talent graduates they can't keep using whatever that project was, despite paying for it. Cover has no grounds to demand shit.
They need to act more like regular employers if they want regular employees.
I don't even think that would be a good thing in general, at least it definitely wouldn't for JP, but it's a bit complicated.

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>>39034014
>If you're not supporting me, I'm graduating
Ok, bye then.
Letting go of Rushia and Coco who were big earners, is not that much, they'll always have someone like Chloe to replace them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39043098
Rushia breached contract by leaking shit, idiot, They didn't want her out, she basically forced them to

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034014
> You could tell Ayame "alright, members who put in dozens of hours in streams each week deserve spots in hologra more than you", but what if she replies with "alright, if you're not supporting me, I'm graduating"?

“Well, in that case, don’t let the door hit you on your way out.”
If you want to clean house and sort everything out, you have to be ready to graduate some talents. If you’re not ready to put your foot down and let them go if they refuse to comply, what is even your leverage supposed to be as a company manager? Telling them “pretty please” over and over again until they change their mind? It’s like you guys never worked a job.
And yes, telling everyone “stream X hours every month, unless you have a very good reason not to (serious illness, not tummy hurt) or graduate” may lead to a short-term contraction of profits if several talents choose the latter option, but will significantly raise the morale of the remaining girls and set an example for anyone who’d want to start slacking off the future. Most of these girls need Hololive’s established audience and resources more than Hololive needs them, and they know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
If you don't stream at least 3 times a week I'll creampie you until the end of next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033878
Are you going to put them all in maternity leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39043845
>[throwing out a bunch of the talents] will significantly raise the morale of the remaining girls
On today's episode of "/vt/ autists pretend to understand human emotion"...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39043164
There are hundreds of chuubas out there able and willing to put in the hours if they get to be a Holo. Find the talented ones and launch a new gen with the updated contracts, phase out the slackers. It will end up cheaper in the long term than to very publicly allow girls to just coast along. Your tolerance towards their laziness demotivates the harder workers and ensures that future gens will do the same once they’re established names in the company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
"Stream or you're terminated, you slut!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39043432
Not the point.
The point is it isn't a huge loss to them, regardless of whether they wanted her gone or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>ctrl + f stream time in contract
>send email saying they're in violation of contract
>give ultimatum to stream more or be fired
>they get fired since they'll be content with being 3views that have enough simps to pay them (see Kson)
>lose job cuz you fucked up

sounds like a plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39044584
Yes, workers absolutely hate it when you fire slackers who do the bare minimum and end up passing the buck to coworkers whenever possible. You got it, that’s exactly how it works. The guy who called in sick an hour before his shift and spends most of his time at work in the break room and avoids customers? Everyone loves the type and surely doesn’t want to see them thrown out.

[Anonymous No.]

EN doesn't have a bonafide second superstar that they can absorb the hit of losing Gura. Probably more trouble than it's worth to have her graduate.
Kinda sucks though, she's the Ace of the branch and as much as she doesn't want it she has a large say in the overall success of Hololive as she's the face of EN and what she does reflects on the entire branch.
EN needs a Pekora level superstar that has a consistent stream schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

Hire a gen of Hags - Proper hags, lolibaba's proper hags... a diverse group of hags and I would place all my time and resourcesto promote this group and give them all the preferential treatment I could provide. I will fight to the death for my hags to get everything they need while the others struggle on with their shit head management.
If anyone from Myth or Cope want this respect they will have to provide a minimum of 5 streams a week consistently for 6 months period before I even consider stepping up to bat for them. They will lose it if they slack off. If they get sick, they'll have to provide doctors notes. If they want to act like high school students, they're going to be treated like high school students.

Hags are the answer. HAGS.

[Anonymous No.]

Hire a gen of Hags - Proper hags, lolibaba's... just a diverse group of hags and I would place all my time and resourcesto promote this group and give them all the preferential treatment I could provide. I will fight to the death for my hags to get everything they need while the others struggle on with their shit head management.
If anyone from Myth or Cope want this respect they will have to provide a minimum of 5 streams a week consistently for 6 months period before I even consider stepping up to bat for them. They will lose it if they slack off. If they get sick, they'll have to provide doctors notes. If they want to act like high school students, they're going to be treated like high school students.

Hags are the answer. HAGS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39045398
EN
>926 hours :: Takanashi Kiara (216 streams)
>636 hours :: Mori Calliope (192 streams)
>603 hours :: Hakos Baelz (235 streams)
>603 hours :: Watson Amelia (234 streams)
>582 hours :: IRyS (134 streams)
>571 hours :: Ceres Fauna (197 streams)
>519 hours :: Nanashi Mumei (199 streams)
>450 hours :: Ouro Kronii (140 streams)
>380 hours :: Gawr Gura (131 streams)
>309 hours :: Ninomae Ina'nis (118 streams)
>135 hours :: Tsukumo Sana (48 streams)
ID
>1653 hours :: Kaela Kovalskia (384 streams)
>1108 hours :: Pavolia Reine (346 streams)
>779 hours :: Kureiji Ollie (323 streams)
>703 hours :: Anya Melfissa (222 streams)
>696 hours :: Moona Hoshinova (212 streams)
>642 hours :: Vestia Zeta (236 streams)
>532 hours :: Kobo Kanaeru (216 streams)
>392 hours :: Airani Iofifteen (178 streams)
>309 hours :: Ayunda Risu (135 streams)
JP
>1773 hours :: Hakui Koyori (580 streams)
>1247 hours :: Tsunomaki Watame (270 streams)
>1089 hours :: Takane Lui (373 streams)
>984 hours :: Shirakami Fubuki (426 streams)
>964 hours :: Shiranui Flare (257 streams)
>941 hours :: Himemori Luna (273 streams)
>914 hours :: Sakura Miko (279 streams)
>832 hours :: Usada Pekora (266 streams)
>815 hours :: Oozora Subaru (291 streams)
>750 hours :: Shirogane Noel (197 streams)
>704 hours :: Sakamata Chloe (219 streams)
>697 hours :: Inugami Korone (182 streams)
>695 hours :: Yukihana Lamy (247 streams)
>665 hours :: Yuzuki Choco (226 streams)
>659 hours :: Aki Rosenthal (194 streams)
>654 hours :: Tokoyami Towa (275 streams)
>653 hours :: Nekomata Okayu (212 streams)
>562 hours :: Natsuiro Matsuri (243 streams)
>522 hours :: Omaru Polka (203 streams)
>505 hours :: Kazama Iroha (216 streams)
>498 hours :: Shishiro Botan (212 streams)
>451 hours :: Tokino Sora (210 streams)
>444 hours :: Roboco-san (185 streams)
>429 hours :: Amane Kanata (154 streams)
>404 hours :: Yozora Mel (131 streams)
>393 hours :: Momosuzu Nene (186 streams)
>361 hours :: Ookami Mio (227 streams)
>345 hours :: Akai Haato (240 streams)
>203 hours :: La+ Darknesss (167 streams)
>198 hours :: Hoshimachi Suisei (104 streams)
>177 hours :: Minato Aqua (59 streams)
>166 hours :: Houshou Marine (80 streams)
>153 hours :: Murasaki Shion (53 streams)
>99 hours :: Nakiri Ayame (34 streams)
>89 hours :: Hololive VTuber Group (56 streams)
>66 hours :: Uruha Rushia (21 streams)
>37 hours :: AZKi (29 streams)

All the 1k+ streamers are suspected hags... you might be on to something anon.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't want to stream this week either? That's alright don't worry about it, enjoy your break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39045110
You do realize Youtube isn't a fucking convenience store? You do realize that streamers don't have to work in "shifts"? You do realize that if one Holo gets twice as many viewers as normal because another one didn't stream (hah), that doesn't mean they have to do twice as much work handling all those extra "customers"?
Hololive isn't the same as your shitty workplace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39045398
The doctors note thing can get very messy. I think these girls are contractors not employees. If cover isn't paying for their benefits or sick days then they can go fuck themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39045503
Yes, Kaela and Kiara are both not hags but they do have the mindset of a hag - they understand the opportunity they have been provided and have proven themselves committed. The length of stream is inconsequential to me, personally. It's consistency that is important to me.

>>39046035
You are right. Perhaps a better approach would be to provide even the most rudimentary communication with not only staff but the viewers as well before taking a few days off. It doesn't need details, but radio silence in EN has become normalized when it shouldn't have been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032342
I'd do nothing because streaming doesn't matter since they are just cultural icons used to plaster onto merchandise. They're basically Hello Kitty or Disney characters at this point. Maybe if merch sales drop, I'd organize some big event to draw fans back in or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>fire the people who are giving your company millions
You all are beyond hopeless.