/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Cult Karaoke Edition

Last thread: >>39020069

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030947
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ should have a new rule that anybody replying to obvious bait has to post their pantsu as a batsu game to prevent threads like the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

if Vesper doesn't appear in the chat for karaoke, i'll just assume he hates Altare and loves Magni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
AMEN
>>39030947
sauce: https://twitter.com/hou37707274/status/1603441111481356289

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031040
i like this rule. i wanna see if im alone with wearing cheap 10 dollar boyshorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030947
colored lashes T^T he looks so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
Amen.
>>39031040
Don't forget the timestamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031040
we have different definitions of the word obvious

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030923
>vesper
Xcom, or at least w40k mechanicus
>magni
sonic dreams collection

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>>39031119
god dammit now i wanna see mag play nights into dreams and rage over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031040
naughty boy you want to see my panties that much huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030947 (me)
>>39031056
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031040
No thanks. This general is already dangerously close to becoming /soc/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031119
the so called tranny game ff14

[Anonymous No.]

hehehehehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031104
niggers /here/ still fall for bait that calls altare regis, a good chunk of it is extremely obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031258
whore...

[Anonymous No.]

My littlebro/bf is doing a a karaoke later, don't miss it or ELSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031290
I still call him that
t. /mag/got

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna see the panties and boxers of /mans/!!!

[Anonymous No.]

REGIS LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031258
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031300
Your little bro is looking awful temping, anon…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031333
Yeah let’s make a discord and go there, you first anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031391
built for ritual blood sacrifice

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031300
>My littlebro/bf
Why are you dating your little bro you incestuous fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031430
hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031423
only if you promise your used unsmelly panties <3
quit crying of funposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031258
YOU FUCKIN WHOOA

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030778
But anon, I'm not here for that reason, I'm here because I like watching the boys...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030923
I want a scuffed State of Decay stream from Leader, I love that game despite how cheap it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031258
Mwah

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031196
hello brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031507
BLOODY LEADER SEX

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39031196
is this… a fucking… chumventurer?

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>>39030486
Thanks for doing my request drawfriend.
>>39030919
New game doko...?
>>39030941
I don't watch Mori unless she's in a collab with the boys but I will say that I've grown tolerant enough of her compared to before.

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>>39030923
4x4 rocket league against the stars senpais
jobber kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031922
The existence of tempus has led to some of the most strange breeds...

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>>39031904

[Anonymous No.]

We need to create a spreadsheet of the anons whose typing style matches their typing style on other sites. We will make /MANS/ great again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032124
STOP

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>>39032124
There will be a wall?

[Anonymous No.]

Probably I wont be able to catch the karaoke live but I hope you guys have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032060
*flicks his forehead*

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032052
Cultakos and Chumventurers feel logical. Wtf are you though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032060
I wanna bully him so bad…

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032186
chumventures? because they are blue? now that I think about it, I do like all blue vtubers from holo

[Anonymous No.]

How come there’s no baldtare face edit on the other tempus’

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>>39032124
Dew it

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>>39031904
foxxel 13...

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>>39032124
I thought we already had one but i guess that anon was just bluffing in a futile attempt to stop the containment breaking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032264
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032186
>Chumventurers
is it because altare's the closest thing to a star shota ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032124
I have 20 different alias, and only one of them is for talking abut vtubers, only on YouTube, and I'm not a containment breaker.
I'm very good abut my OpSec

[Anonymous No.]

you think vesper will like my rig /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

I still remember when me and another anon were imagining Tempus as a barbershop quartet and on the same week Leader started to push them to say goodbye as a barbershop quartet at the end of the collabs.
To this day the best evidence he's /HERE/

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>>39032470
based and same

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032470
>a 3090 covered in a thick layer of dust
how the fuck did you accomplish this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032470
Anon, you'll have to tweet that to him right?
The >>39032124 anon will track you down, be careful.
Anyway, too dusty, please use the opportunity to clean it. I'm too lazy to open my computer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032513
the best evidence any of them (Magni) are here is the legendary 'I hope you liked my debut' post and the 'post something on twitter in 10 minutes; post

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>>39032470
mine looks like that as well kek

[Anonymous No.]

I see that now I have more brothers ITT, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032470
Did you killed a mummy in there?
>>39032513
Also when talking about potential card pack opening streams he read verbatim 4 card games posted here

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>>39032595
god I hope no. I say any shit here just for the bit and nothing else

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032595
If with the 2nd part you're talking about the schedule post then that was me, and I was originally alluding to Leader's schedule. I just lucked that one of them actually posted the schedule around the time I estimated. kek

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>>39032434
holy shit, it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032647
hello chumxelotl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032688
after Magni's debut I replied to the 'I hope you liked my debut' post with 'post something on twitter in 10 minutes exactly if isreal' and he did within 5-10 seconds of error

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>>39031196
>holoEN fan
>altventurer instead of vestie
nice joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032728
Oh, I think I missed that, I wasn't /HERE/ at the time of their debut because I was kinda nervous about the reactions...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032681
oh yeah and Nowa literally mentioned 4chan by name and said he spent a lot of time on message boards

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>>39032513
Never forget Altare outed himself as being /here/ by calling Vesper "Uncle Nowa" very early on in a tweet and when it was mentioned here, it was swiftly deleted.
He also said cheesed to meet you during the DBD collab when he nabbed Bae out of her hiding spot.

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>>39033079
yep

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>>39032647
According to one of your bros from the previous thread, they are all escaping from their own general, not sure whats going on but hope it gets better soon chumbie

I kinda like the idea that this general is kind of a safe house for when shit goes down, makes it feel like actual unity

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>>39033079
I mean.. you could read that shit on chat while they are streaming and guess who is always looking at chat

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>>39033079
tbf, he deletes all of his stream announcements tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033079
So aniki is the only one who hasn't been /here/ at one point or another?

[Anonymous No.]

There's all of this shrimp x tempus fanbases art now, I am suprised that people haven't drawn combination of the 4 boys fanbases.
Like a slime magmite or a bat axelotl. Of course the combination of all 4 is a tempura shrimp.

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>>39033079
he usually deletes his stream live tweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033194
a magvestie...

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>>39033079
uncle nowa and nowa oji was typed in their chats a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033189
he didn't recognize us on the tele during NGO so I'm guessing not

[Anonymous No.]

Your 100% honest thoughts on Magmites?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033079
I think is just a concidence. Axel called Vesper as Nowaoji before this tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033194
>Of course the combination of all 4 is a tempura shrimp.
wrong, the combination of all 4 Tempus fanbases is ___me__

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033189
>mogged

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033194
how would an altxelotbeat look like

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033280
I was always afraid of Magni x Magmites dynamic, but never thought it would get to that point. I hope it's salvageable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033282
Leader hands typed this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033189
he's /there/
>>39033247
I wouldn't out myself.
Neither did Mori and she used to hang out on /mu/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033189
Aniki brought up "Nowa-oji" from 5ch though

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>>39033280
They’re fine, because I’m not insane enough to blame a whole fanbase for a couple of schizos. Hopefully Magni grows more comfortable with them again soon.

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>>39033308
with the ears maybe? like a 6 ears on total

[Anonymous No.]

I think Vesper needs to know just how much I love him during our off collab, yes?

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>>39033246
Altare has always made it a point to call him by "Vesper" and never other nicknames

[Anonymous No.]

otsukras
https://twitter.com/bakutwice/status/1596495281352122370

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033440
how are you planning to show your love, leader?

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>>39033194
holoEN fans are just more desperate to make hololive on topic, I have seen some a while back.

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>>39033376
Anon, you didn't have to die young like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033421
But 5chan is even used by normies in Japan, it's almost like a common forum for every japanese, it's not the same as here

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[Anonymous No.]

>>39033436
It'd have been fine if was just a couple of schizos, but it was more like 20+

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>>39033246
it was like third second stream ever and the 'Nowa' spelling hadn't spread out of jpbro usage at that point

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>>39033194
hmmmm now thats something to think on

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033475
leader’s embarrassment… so cute…

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>>39033532
Thank you, I hate that thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033531 (me)
the third*

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>>39033471
Altare was testing different names on them early on though

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033280
I hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033532
Too cute I wanna eat it

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>>39033580
np!!! character design is not my passion!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033531
...his own genmate is a jpbro

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033532
I don't know what I'm looking at

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033630
aniki never called him 'uncle nowa'

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033662
altare is too gaijin to say nowaoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033662
What the fuck do you think Nowa oji means?

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>>39033194
>Like a slime magmite
here's your slime magmite, bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033662
he only uses "Nowa-Oji" when responding to jpbro messages and supas, he will normally only call him "pops" if he doesn't say "Vesper"

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>>39033712
>>39033715
he had literally called him Nowaoji maybe one time at that point, this was one of the first tempus collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033731
is that.... a fucking almite

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033731
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

a tempura shrimp with all combined features... imaagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033194
tempura final form
https://twitter.com/AoiMinami05/status/1593710745078083584

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033532
I think it looks cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033731
>filename
kekking

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033823

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>>39033823
I actually don't like the name tempura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033863
>noose

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033897
I like it because it sounds a lot like the plural of tempus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033897
silly name fits jobber guild

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034048
>tempora
There it is, that's what tempus fans should actually be called

[Anonymous No.]

axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

Does /mans/ pays full attention during streams or does something while listening?
Lately I've been painting minis while listening

[Anonymous No.]

If they had balls they would call us tempussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034333
they picked Tempura because they just can't stop talking about food

[Anonymous No.]

Maan what's up with drawanons on twitter, I need more Axel art, feels like the others get more. ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034563
they named us after something they actually want to eat.

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>>39034531
If it requires my full attention I will watch, otherwise I listen, or just have it as background noise
I use Magni's loopstation streams to then use my own gear and make something to play along with his music

[Anonymous No.]

time to practice some karaoke before the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034563
Bro women would hate that

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034531
cooking, cleaning, and drawing. the boys help my adhd ass sit down and get things done

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>>39034531
Depends on the stream, if it's a zatsu I'll often throw it on my phone and have it on top of my desk while doing something else. Utawakus are great to provide OST for some gaming if it's not my first time playing it. Game streams make for awful background noise, however, I'd rather skip those than have them on while doing something else. Those are either full attention or nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034685
don't strain your voice too hard leader!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033521
leader with earmuffs, leader with earmuffs!! kawaii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>39034867
what about axel's apex streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035007
Full attention if I catch them live, skip the vods.

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>>39035007
NTA but if I catch them live I will watch them since I'm a forever Diamond Player with no friends to help me push the Master/Pred lever
If I miss I just check the timestamps or clips of the spicy spicy heeheehahas.

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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035007
nta but I treat them as zatsus and only watch when they're in combat

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Leader sings some cool songs, I can't take sadboy songs anymore, give me something I can excitedly sing along.

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>>39035627
>he doesn't drunkenly singscream sad song with his bros at 4 am
NGMI

[Anonymous No.]

https://privatter.net/i/6995493
ToT new food!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035627
BARARAIKA

[Anonymous No.]

New grandsopor Altnowa porn, lads
https://twitter.com/grandsopor/status/1603531750042632192

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035627
what is it with koreans and their love for sadboy music

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>>39035745
You see, I actually DO that, but I can't if Leader is all sweet and sad singing it. Now give me some drunk Magnoir singing sad songs and I'm all in for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035752
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035760
>Leader is never gonna sing sad japanese songs that actually are fun to sing and listen to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035752
Don't think I'd ever let a vampire suck my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035982
wym the risk only makes it hotter

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035982
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035627
I enjoyed his last karaoke where he sang Take on Me, but he's still pretty self-conscious about his singing and living with his family doesn't help. You could always leave a comment about it

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>>39035950
leader, please, throw the weebs a bone

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036056
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment
>leave a comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036056
Yeah, Take on Me was a nice addition to his repertoire, hoping that he adds some Abba and Bee Gees too kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39030947
Hooded Altare is so cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035745
sadboy songs are the most creatively bankrupt form of musical expression and I would much rather sing blues

[Anonymous No.]

I hope magni likes magmites

[Anonymous No.]

Take on Me was a kino surprise, his singing during guitar prac has been really fun too

[Anonymous No.]

i hope magni's happy today... maybe nowa will join in again so he won't have to force himself to interact with chat and he'll be happy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036056
>>39036121
as a fan i really think he should be less self-conscious and not open up about things like that, it's unprofessional. he should seek out therapy for his issues >_<

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036121
GET AWAY YOU WHORE AIEEEEE NOT LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031002
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036303

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>>39036297

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>>39031040
I agree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036295
watch Nowa not comment or anything during Altare's karaoke but join in VC and comment during Magni's stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036375

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>>39036375
There's no need to doompost altare, you are a beloved member of tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036481
the NTR week never ended....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036375
I'm such a sucker for the one sided pining trope even if it's just fujobait

[Anonymous No.]

>>39031040
Going by recent events I don't think that counts as punishment

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036375
I mean, I’m not really expecting Magni or Vesper to be there. Maybe Axel if he’s not busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036481
AAAAAAAAA A FUCKING ALTMITE

[Anonymous No.]

Hello

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032124
You can't stop me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032009
I forgot about Rocket League. Yeah it'd work. I'd rather they play different games against StarsJP rather than just L4D2 again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036610
AIIIIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036674
Who are those in the background?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032470
I'm going to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036731
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036731
It looks like Calli, Kiara, and Marine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036610

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033194
>I will never have a tempura edit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036800
wait, really? why?

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033280
Depends. Discordmites deserve the rope. Everyone else is cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Leader is on the telly guys

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe I'll know more than two songs this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036954
Be the change you want to be in the world anon
>>39036674
It's missing the next regret scene, it would be in character

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBY4-KOhi3E

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036954
Maybe until ame feels like walking dingo again on another big collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>39033280
I like to pretend that 5 subhuman discord-dwellers with a simultaneous inferiority and savior complex represent the entire community so I hate them

[Anonymous No.]

gomennasorry frens i dont think ill get another somewhat serious drawing done tonight
6 moar left
time to snooze to leaders lullabies

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037057
I thought it was unrelated and had girls in it so I ignored it... I see now, I may be very dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

NO FUCKING WAY

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[Anonymous No.]

tab closed

[Anonymous No.]

SNAIL

[Anonymous No.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

Snailtare...

[Anonymous No.]

????

[Anonymous No.]

>Snailtare
AAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT MOVES

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

time for slow songs karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>it's fucking rigged

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING HATE SNAILTARE

[Anonymous No.]

this bit sucks

[Anonymous No.]

Why did someone rig this MONSTRUOSITY. It eeks me too much, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

I had the feeling he was gonna use it lmao kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037216
kek

[Anonymous No.]

What did I step into?

[Anonymous No.]

someone put baldtare on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037258
YOU suck and i'm gonna hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

those eyes tho

[Anonymous No.]

fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

HES ALREADY JOBBING

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe Altare fucking died

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037258
Somewhat but it's something

[Anonymous No.]

lol wtf

[Anonymous No.]

A FUCKING SNAILTARE

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the superchats have decorations, is that a thing you can do?

[Anonymous No.]

pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING SALT

[Anonymous No.]

I love this idiot

[Anonymous No.]

I love snailtare

[Anonymous No.]

can he sing that cyberpunk song that plays in the radio and the anime?

[Anonymous No.]

I love snailtare and I'll beat anyone to death that dares to insult him

[Anonymous No.]

>See You Again
Altnowa...

[Anonymous No.]

>altare’s angelic voice coming from that stupid fucking snail
I CAN’T TAKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

I accept him singing sad songs as a snail.

[Anonymous No.]

>he continues to job

[Anonymous No.]

IT'S CANON NOW

[Anonymous No.]

HE IS JOBBING SO HARD

[Anonymous No.]

Altare jobbing at karaoke...sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037353
its new maybe? Just loaded the Supa menu and the design is already baked in

[Anonymous No.]

bruh...
HOW DO YOU JOB A KARAOKE LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037395
snailtare stinky

[Anonymous No.]

SLUGTARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037463
naked WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

You should've asked Nowa to sing the black man part.

[Anonymous No.]

HAHA HES NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

naked...

[Anonymous No.]

HE WAS NAKED
NUDE DOGEZA ALTARE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEE HE'S NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037463
I thought he said Slutare...

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS THE FACE
HOLY KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Altare already got his 2.0 huh

[Anonymous No.]

I can't take Joji anymore, every fucking karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

Leader made his own vtuber model, I kneel.
What the fuck, why he sounds so hot today

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037353
May be a christmas thing

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is somehow sluttier as a snail

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037567
quick tell catalog

[Anonymous No.]

Why is his mouth transparent when even using a new model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037568
Please don't tell me it's all sadboy shit

[Anonymous No.]

He should sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDt9a0q3P0

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036610
yesterday we had a calli karaoke now is leaders turn!!

[Anonymous No.]

altnowa....

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS SO WELL RIGGED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037567
>got his 2.0
Stars really is Yagoo's precious baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037463

[Anonymous No.]

The way it's sliding back and forth is so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037645
its only been one song so far, calm down

[Anonymous No.]

the snail is so goofy i love my goofy leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037694
SALT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037689
because cover incompetent hands didn't touch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037704
He's going forwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037647
kek

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The way it smiles is killing me kek

[Anonymous No.]

his tiny eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

>outfuckingskilled_slugtare.png

[Anonymous No.]

sing duvet

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037694
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

Yo spreadsheet anon
if you are alive, mark all the people sending 3 emotes at the time :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037755
>>39037797
Soooo many meme potentials...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037694
POGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037822

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if leader will sing something other than sad boy songs and ballads some day

[Anonymous No.]

what if you cut this snail with a knife a bit?

[Anonymous No.]

there's too much reverb honestly

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037743

[Anonymous No.]

His technique has improved but he still relies on his falsetto a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037896
You get two snailtares

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037899
he should lend some of it to axel

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER MAGNI

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037755
>>39037797
please someone gif it as Snail Bop

[Anonymous No.]

Naah, I'm just listening to the audio, going through my work stuff that's due this morning and having a good time. Sorry Leader, but Snailtare filters me...

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah I forgot Magni had a snail fetish

[Anonymous No.]

So this will be my first Baldtare edit...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm enjoying the serious critiques happening in this thread despite what's happening on screen

[Anonymous No.]

what did magni say? I missed it

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER MAGLORD (HE HATES YOU MAGMITES)

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

ALMOND ISRAEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037934
Will it change someday?

[Anonymous No.]

Magni loves Snailtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038050
something something get a coach

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038066
He loves Snailtare more than the magmites....

[Anonymous No.]

the face of a killer

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1603545110704070656

HE LOVES HIM

[Anonymous No.]

Where is Vesper? Why isn't he saying anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038010
Eeltare...

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT ALTARE HASN'T RELEASED HIS SECOND COVER YET

[Anonymous No.]

this is how you get back at antis, sasuga blue man

[Anonymous No.]

>vesper ignoring altare for magni
>altare steals magni away by becoming a snail
man ntr doujinshis have to get creative huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038123
pride hort

[Anonymous No.]

>song has some interesting connotations
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038021

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038126
This is some greek myth BS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038165
Isn't because of the Cyberpunk Ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038175
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I'M A SNAIL MAN

[Anonymous No.]

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038199
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Snail man...

[Anonymous No.]

hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038175
that's for the magmites in chat

[Anonymous No.]

Regis Altare "The Holostar" is now Regis Altare "Snailman"

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038165
It's become associated with the Elongated Muskrat

[Anonymous No.]

snail..man...

[Anonymous No.]

Won't he get bonked for changing the lyrics? Like, both Magni and Axel seemed very scared by it.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait a minute... his face...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038107
Who cares about the old man, HE IS A SNAIL MAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
Since it's unarchived I don't think he cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
its unarchived so i dont think it matters

[Anonymous No.]

Someone should make a gif out of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
?? Why would he?
Ame substitutes half of the lyrics for "Ame" and hololive related stuff in her karaoke streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
he might funnily enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
Ame does it literally every fucking karaoke with half the songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038258
>translucent shell
WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038291
he's the holostar

[Anonymous No.]

I love my boyfriend Altare very much!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038435
fuck off, Maguni

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038294
Why it feels like I have seen it before?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, ok, I can dig some The Weeknd.

[Anonymous No.]

that bass FUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>future funk
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038435
>my boyfriend
I suppose we'll have a problem since I don't like sharing

[Anonymous No.]

im so used to listening to this song in japanese, this is so weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Casual Ragus watcher here, what is with the Snail form? is it a inside joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038510
Isn't future funk faster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038579
ye

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038510
that's City Pop you dunce

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038510
>>39038590
Yeah, I'd say this is more citypop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038590
sorry I made a mistake, this is city pop. I got it confused.

[Anonymous No.]

This song is making my heart feel a certain way.....what is this feeling....?

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Snailtare have better rigging than my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

OUT OF SLIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038579
Not even an inside joke, it's his joke only, we just follow suit without understanding too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037929

[Anonymous No.]

>out of slime
this dumb goofball

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

His big :D is sending me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038674
what a cute dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038654
because your oshi is black

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038640
HE'S GOING TO GRADUATE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038579
Yeah, it's a joke from his Minecraft stream where he just randomly took 25 minutes to draw himself as a snail on stream for...some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>getting slimed by leader
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038723
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

it makes me happy how the setlists for both axel and altare get longer and longer the more time passes, makes it feel nostalgic when they could only sing 5 songs on debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038579
he drew this snail out of nowhere during a minecraft stream
and it evolved into an inside joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038640
either melancholy or going to sleep after criying

[Anonymous No.]

:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038654
Maybe if she was a snail her rigging would be good too.
I think everyone should be a snail.

[Anonymous No.]

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE IS THAT WHORE WHO MADE MY OSHI GO :(
ILL KILL HER

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, ok, this playlist is not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Ed Sheeran

[Anonymous No.]

His face is somehow sovl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038843
Glimps of us was a bit of a rough start tbqh

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038828
t. most sane altventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038677
EEEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038828

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038799
Holosnail EN

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038966
>It's over

[Anonymous No.]

Leader making bad puns and shilling the boys, sasuga

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038828

[Anonymous No.]

>>39038966
Wrong! This snail is deceased.

[Anonymous No.]

GO LEADER GO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039035
SEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>39036674
I hate hetshippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
EEEEEKK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
K

[Anonymous No.]

sheeran suits him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
E

[Anonymous No.]

I-is the background moving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
E

[Anonymous No.]

>wait for me to snail home
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.]

Everytime he makes a stupid snail pun I smile, this is the weirdest shit ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039086
CRY

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039154
Take that back. Leader isn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
E

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
P

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039180
I'll be a snail's uncle, it IS moving

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039230
He's so cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
A

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Snailtare have ears...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
Good shit anon

[Anonymous No.]

Idc what anyone says this is some kino shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039078
R

[Anonymous No.]

:)
:D
:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039311
How can he do a karaoke if he can't hear?

[Anonymous No.]

the fucking snail puns kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039357
Leader? You are supposed to be singing get out of 4ch!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039311
He got lazy and didn't bother to cut them out since he was just making it on stream as like a random gag

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035982
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't really do 'murican song as cover
Now we know why Holo"EN" wasn't able to cover that many english song

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039419
Slugmanutz

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039311
THAT's the part you find weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039474
sad

[Anonymous No.]

THIS is the song he wanted to cover?

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEE HE'S STRIPPING

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039419
I want to throw salt at this lil shit

[Anonymous No.]

He is hoping to get bonked so he can show solidarity with Vesper
What a nice guy

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>took his shell off
KEK LEADER

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039617
I fucking love my yume pandering leader

[Anonymous No.]

>snails on the floor
And here comes the shoe!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>a tiny snailtare slides up to you and tells you to take your clothes off

[Anonymous No.]

I love Altare daisenpai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039663
still would

[Anonymous No.]

leader should sing barbie girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039086
>he doesn't know Danshi Kōkōsei no Nichijō
educate yourself https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/tdcodx/danshi_koukousei_no_nichijou_daily_lives_of_high/
>inb4 reddit
only place subbed and with audio

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039689
>Daisenpai
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039663
I will immediately undress and bring him up between my legs. I dont care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039663
I'm already naked just watching it

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I love him so much, /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039086
he hates (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>let's put on our shell before we get reported for nudity
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>altare does bfe
>its in his snail form

[Anonymous No.]

YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039765
same tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039689
Why

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw this entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039663
ITS TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

Snail Christ...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
most based tuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
You're really gonna look him in his tiny snail eyes and tell him you don't love him as a snail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039086
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
truly the hero we deserve

[Anonymous No.]

>I am literally the second coming of Christ
Altare is getting a bit too cocky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039878
that's a weird looking buddy there

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know a single one of these songs except the beatles one

[Anonymous No.]

>>39037647
HE'S DOING IT

[Anonymous No.]

SNAILTARE IS THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST

[Anonymous No.]

Leader stop picking songs up from the thread!
>>39037647

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039086
cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039663
>inserting snailtare in my urethra
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039940
same, but it's fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039874
Someone edit it to say Snailtare erection instead, while he smiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
If you can't love him as a snail, you don't deserve him as a demon lord

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell even is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039936
he meant anti-christ dont worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

What's actually wrong with Cultare?
I was expecting Magmites to be the least well-adjusted fanbase but no, they look normal compared to Altare's viewerbase.

[Anonymous No.]

take#2 GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040014
A 10 year-old boy being dumb

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is pure madness.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this one is really good kek

[Anonymous No.]

Thought I was in MANS and almost reported a random anon using a Gura image

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
we're just having a hee hee haw haw

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
fanbase reflects the streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
Everything is relative

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
Their oshi is a fucking snail. What do you expect

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040094
you are in MANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
I am starting to think all 4 fanbases are equally menhera.
We are all alittle nuts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
worst attempt today

[Anonymous No.]

Okay okay, Altare has risen in my ranks quite a bit after this, i understand it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040139
I'm perfectly sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040094
In a different thread or here?
Because this is /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040139
I'm no menhera, fuck you, dumbass bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Altare reminds me of Homelander for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040133
Yeah, now, but I went venturing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040161
he's earnestly cringe

[Anonymous No.]

cringekino
the altventurer experience

[Anonymous No.]

no Vesper in sight.... altnowa chads....

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040094
>crying over a few picrels while staying on topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040192
To be fair they did a good job picking a guy who exudes anime protag energy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040139
All 4 boys have pretty much the same fanbase. Who only watches one boy and not the others?

[Anonymous No.]

>9 inch Snail(s)
he's kinda big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040192
It's the anger issues and desperate desire to be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040161
the fabled cringekino was real all along

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
You don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

HE SLIMED ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040246
Vesper is taking a post-fuck nap now

[Anonymous No.]

I want to throw salt onto that face.
So saltable.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine snailtare on your penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040289
naughty

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040246
at least we know mag is masturbating furiously to the thought of altare pinning him down and covering him in slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040187
>>39040249
NOT HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040193
Why are you posting here then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
Me

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Altare is happy to be in Holostars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
a lot of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040318
well he IS the furry here

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
I watch shiny spicy. Only watched everyone while they were under Omega's rule. Too many streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040344
>>39040356
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040351
he always says it's a dream come true for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040306
Eyes on the stream Dez!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040326
Donmai

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040042
my brain is melting like slime

[Anonymous No.]

Most sane fanbases;
(Pre-suspension Vesties) > Axelotls > Vesties > Magmites > Cultare

[Anonymous No.]

he breaths too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>39035982
I have a feeling Altare would want him to scrape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
If I had more time I would watch everyone. I just watch leader and collabs. Maybe a stream from the others if it's on a weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040161
he is genuinely, actually, unironically cringekino

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040351
I can't imagine him doing this if he hated holostars.
He's clearly annoyed with his covers being blocked though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040441
we should ban him from breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040094
OH NO ANON DON'T LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040351
Altare seems pretty elated to be in holostars, I really look forward to when he gets some kouhais because of this exact reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040351
Of course? He gets paid to be his weird, goofy self

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040466
>fan of calli for cringekino
>now become altare fan
the altbeat is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040351
Yes. Permissions are a pain but I do not think he would quit Holostars by himself at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll snail you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
I watch everyone but Altare. I think I almost died of cringe as soon as I saw Snailtare so now I have the stream running in the background.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040535
sup

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040552
AIIIEEEEE MOOOODS DOXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
literally fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040535
Cringekino enjoyers unite

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040425
You forgot Post-Concernfag Magmites
They are at the bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040599
>>39040634
Give them the snailface.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone thought altare would be the boring BFE fujobaiter
>instead he’s a la creatividad junior cringekino zoomer that puts 100% into absolutely everything he does
i’m so glad

[Anonymous No.]

>>39032470
send it, that thread is lacking SOVL
lots of snobs with their quirky muh noob rig (full of professional equipment)

[Anonymous No.]

Kino song

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040535
Our legions grow stronger with each passing day

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
I watch all the boys at least sometimes but I must admit Vesper is my Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

He's actually not performing as well as he usually does, shell's probably a bit heavy

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040511
I saw someone post this image on global but with a shrimp pasted over Axel, it was funny

[Anonymous No.]

he's JOBBING AND SLIMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040810
adding in snail related lyrics is actually tripping him up kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040810
performing? brother it's a karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

he's already half xehanort...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040810
Are you saying THE snail should ditch his shell? Blasphemy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040908
He's actually a slug

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040908
L-LEWD

[Anonymous No.]

hee hee motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040908
I want to rape snailtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
I mentioned this in /stars/ but I once met this girl, she was cosplaying izuru, and we had a little chat. I brought up that I would be cosplaying miyabi on another date and she could not recognise miyabi and astel and told me 'I just really like izuru' and only watches him

[Anonymous No.]

You do realized a whole lot of eldrich abominations in tempus have been formed BY themselves, right?

REGIS
The Vesper Tofu Clones.
THE WORMS
Axel (skinwalker forme)
Magni Baby
Snailtare

This list will only expand.
I cannot wait.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, I love Rock with You

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040820
It was actually posted first on /ggg/, no one bat an eye (on the original post), then someone made that edit, it was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041021
What's that? This is Slime With You

[Anonymous No.]

Leader, please raise your pitch just a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

sliming all night?? together? O/////O

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041065
why

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041089
every time someone posts emoticons I'm just reminded of altare's crunchyroll interview

[Anonymous No.]

sliming with altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041095
Where is the fun on singing Michael Jackson without raising your pitch?
See, he just did it for fun, he read me

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041126
why the fuck didn’t they edit his responses man

[Anonymous No.]

david gao

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041149
oh you meant for a moment? thought you wanted him to do the whole song like that. yeah, going for those moments is fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041126
Yeah, they did him dirty with that interview

[Anonymous No.]

>I WANNA SLIME IN YOU

[Anonymous No.]

would that slime get me pregnant tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041019
>Axel (skinwalker forme)
I missed this one

[Anonymous No.]

SISTER! STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041208
axel syrios

[Anonymous No.]

Slugis Snailtare

[Anonymous No.]

Snailtare I love you, but Altare is still better, I'm sorry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040873
brother, it's a shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

he knows I love Ed Sheeran

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041276
vesper noir

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041267
Watch the Wheel of Tempus stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041267
Tempus Wheel of fortune

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041326
magni dezmond

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041008
fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041267
Wheel of Tempus Axel

[Anonymous No.]

oh now THIS one is giving me yume feelings

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041314
fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041367
calliope mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>39039845
If you don't love Altare as a snail you don't love him at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041367
regis snailtare

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041208
>>39041276
>>39041326
>>39041367
>>39041390
I love Tempus

[Anonymous No.]

edasnailme

[Anonymous No.]

ayo

[Anonymous No.]

lol raptare back again

[Anonymous No.]

CHAIN SWANGING CLING CLANG AND IT COST A LOT

[Anonymous No.]

He's singing the Kobo song

[Anonymous No.]

KINO

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit I didnt know this was an actual song
Ive always thought of this as the annoying unskippable 5-second youtube ad that you cant adblock on mobile

[Anonymous No.]

Is he burning up?

[Anonymous No.]

Watching a snail karaoke this song is something I won't forget

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041544
Is... is that a Takotare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041544
A takoventurer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041580
Cultako, actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
In the beginning I watched them all and I was happy, but Vesper fell off and I completely dropped Magni about a month ago. I pretty much only watch Altare now.

[Anonymous No.]

Love this song

[Anonymous No.]

guys i think i love leader

[Anonymous No.]

>i don’t think we can sing this song
>but i’m singing it
?

[Anonymous No.]

Hate this song

[Anonymous No.]

I like this song

[Anonymous No.]

>>39040259
I would watch Magni if he didn't at 4AM for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041640
Female

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041580
>>39041619
The only Myth overlap left are KFPs, but I doubt theres one

[Anonymous No.]

this snail sounds like Xiu Xiu

[Anonymous No.]

BLINDING LIGHTS, LESGO
ok, this playlist is way better than his usual sadboy only songs, he's just got go a little bit crazier

[Anonymous No.]

This songs are for women but this was still pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

this song is kinda poggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041773
>>39039641

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041820
I know someone who oshis both Kiara and Altare. I don’t quite get it either.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know this song. It sounds like an old song but it apparently isn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041839
>This songs are for women
I remember being 14 yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041853
UUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041839
>This songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>39041863
>Kiara and Altare
????????????????????????????

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>>39041863
WHAT

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>>39041863
>>39041936
They're both pretty menhera. Maybe that's the draw.

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>SCREAM

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>>39041886
It was a big radio hit - but they probably play it extra hard here because he's Canadian

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>>39041863
Cringekino power couple

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He screamed guys, get it?

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>>39041923
Auto correct, I don't proofread.

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SNAILTARE STUBBED HIS TOE OF HIS SINGLE FOOT

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Wtf, I love Snailtare now

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>>39041936
fire girl and water boy is the only connection I see there. maybe he's a fan of contrasting personalities?

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>>39041982
>>39041993
>he was actually just stifling a scream of pain
what a little weirdo

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>>39041820
Wouldn't call myself KFP, but she's the one holoEN I watch. My oshi is Axel.

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>snailtare has toes

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>>39041863
Bullshit

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Snailtare is a diglett-type creature

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yes i want to see your cock leader

captcha: TT DAD

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Just got back and hahaha that live2d is fantastic, well done leader

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>>39041863
hey that's me too, maybe I just like chuuba that have leadership energy/ bad jokes

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>>39040609
What would make you respond with that?

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>>39042099
Spongebob's snail, Gary has feet, too.

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>>39041863
both the underdogs of their gens, i can see it

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>Just fucking sings in his interview
the balls

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UHOH
THE CHAT FORGOT THEIR BIRTH CONTROL

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>>39042180
They aren't dogs though?

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>>39042121
vesper hands typed this post

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>>39041863
the only ones that enjoy streaming

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Why is the snail korean

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Altare sang acapella during his interview call, and people question why he's the leader

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>>39042156

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>>39042156
What the fuck. Now I have a feeling he has shoes too.

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>>39042266
YOU WANT AUDITION OK OK I SING FOR YOU

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>>39042216
insane power move desu

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>>39042216
>>39042266
Massive titanium snail balls

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>>39042216
>>39042266
My tab crashed in the middle of his talk, what exactly did he say?

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>>39042245
Axelotl, right?

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>>39042275
the mental image of snailtare with his shoes is sending me

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>>39041820
you are wrong pal :)

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>>39040042
/mans/ - Regis Altare general

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>>39042336
He said during the call he just said "I can sing - let me sing for you" and he sang this song acapella during his interview, so he considers it the song that helped him get into Holostars

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>>39042216
>>39042266
Sure big balls but also shameless

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>>39042426
Of course, but he’s a vtuber, so it’s a good quality to have.

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>>39042407
holy based

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>>39042246
Hey I'm not that old yet

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>>39042344
How the fuck did you know

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RATE THE SNAIL

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THE SNAIL SAID HE LOVES ME

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>>39042573
KINO/10

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Snailtare was real

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>>39042531
nta but you radiate kissable idiot energy with your posts

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>>39042573
he used a live2d snail model to do a karaoke/10

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>>39042573
cringekino

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>>39042531
I wonder why~

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>>39042573
SHAMELESSLY SANG DURING HIS INTERVIEW/10

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>>39042469
Exactly. It's part of the gig. I wouldn't be surprised if that was a huge plus for him.

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>>39042573
Cringekino/10

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>>39042573
I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL I'M A SNAIL / 10

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>>39042573
SLUG/10

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>>39042573
Gonna salt that fuck/10

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>>39042573
killing me softly/10

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>>39042573
best yumebait I have ever experienced/10

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>>39042573
slimed/kino songs

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>>39042573
Great singing snail/10

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>>39042573
HE'S GOT BALLS/10

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>>39042573
HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A SNAIL/10

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>>39042573
Highest Powerlevel of all the Tempus Amalgams

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>>39042615
M

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the smash cut to Magni on all fours in a sonic suit is something else

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>>39042573
i want him to slime inside me/10

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Vesper didn't show up in chat... altnowa dead. almond stonks rising

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>>39042615
A

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>>39042573
ARCHIVE DOKO/10

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>>39042615
T

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>>39042726
altnowa sisters.... they hate eachother...

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>>39042615
sliming press

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WAIT, someone saved?

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>>39042573
WE SNAILED EACH OTHER/10

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>>39042615
I

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Is it time to admit that Regis Altare is, in fact, a good vtuber?

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>>39042573
LEEDAH/10

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>>39042615
W

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>>39042765
the hatesex will be amazing

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>>39042573
I should've brought some salt to circle Leader so he can continue singing for us/10

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>>39042469
Altare has all of the qualities of a good streamer desu. I mean, his voice at first was not of my liking, but that is compensated by everything else

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>>39042780
You are like 3 months late but yes, better late than never

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>>39042765
no..... i want to believe.... theyll cover magnet one day to prove how real it is...

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>>39042573
Korean snail skincare product smeared all over my face/10

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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1603562133681078272

He says this a lot, I can tell

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>>39042615
I want to squeeze down on her bladder with my thumbs

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>>39042969
kek

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>>39042573
REGIS ALTARE/REGIS ALTARE

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Btw, here in Italy some companies have this machine that milks snail juice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hbenumAaJM

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>>39042573
I love leader and snailtare/10

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https://twitter.com/_burger_work/status/1603546671077421056

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So, to recap, magni has obtained every salt shaker in his possession to combat this snail.
Vesper is caught with his pants down in shock of it.

Axel response awaited.

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>>39043056
what

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>>39042216
That sounds about right, though. Ina also had to sing IIRC.

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>>39043056
Snails have nipples?

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>>39042947
Watching leader in a snail sheet mast right now.

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>>39043056
>Snailtare honey, it's a-4pm and a-time for your daily flatteroni

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>>39043056
>For makeup
God women are strange

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Torrentanon here; JWU.
Download finished with 5118 fragments; just getting the set list written out.

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>>39043202
Aren't those kinda uncomfortable to wear?

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>>39043252
thanks anon!! o7

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>>39043151
fucking jebaited lmao

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>>39042573
Is it really okay to love a snail this much/10

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>>39043264
They're not uncomfortable at all, they're very soft and usually they smell nice

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>>39043158
So, in order to have the snail slime, they used to kill the snails because it's their defense mechanism. The machine makes them think they're dying so they produce it, this way they can extract the slime 2 or 3 times before.. effectively killing it.

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>>39043151
KEK

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now where is the vodddddd! i miss my lil snail already

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>>39039086

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>>39043202
I had three different snail products I was applying to my face when this karaoke started and this better not awaken anything in me

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>>39043216
It's mostly skincare, not makeup. It's one of the rare evidence-based skincare ingredients that actually works.
>>39043264
Not at all. One hack I can recommend is to tear it in places if it doesn't fit your face perfectly. If it's burning, you're either sensitive to an ingredient or your barrier is fucked.

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>>39043370
He hasn't taken it down yet

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>>39043403
You are already becoming a snailtare

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>>39043151
Btw I also thought that's what the thumbnail was when posting this >>39023893
Only after seeing the replies I noticed it was the fucking snail

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>>39043252
thank you tako

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>>39037207
Now make this a SCP Document. Ones of Magni's experiments that went wrong and created this clearly GIANT(look at the background) snail with Alter's DNA

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>>39043341
They don't kill the snails, they just stress them out in a little snail sauna to get the juice and then rotate them out

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>>39043507
It's not giant, it's just very close to the camera lens, you goof

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>>39043056
do women really?

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>>39043436
oh are you the same anon that told me to switch to cerave?
i replaced my usual routine with it. thanks, i dont have a lot of money but im hopeful that this brand will improve my skin and then i can maybe start addressing the discoloration and shit texture

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>>39043533
Anon, the snails can only produce the slime 2 or 3 times at max, they're after useless it so they proceed to be killed as usual.
Watch the video

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>>39043507
The bench...

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>>39043151
>>39043457
Kek. The idea of the slimes being so big is really cute

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>>39043341
Actually, they put the snails in a sauna and then make them feel extreme pleasure so that they get as much snuice out of them as possible. I'm not kidding. They don't kill the snails, they just put them in a hentai snail pleasure machine.

https://youtu.be/ac_iW3iA01E

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>>39043654
>>39043628

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>>39043571
>It's not giant, it's just very close to the camera lens
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!

Do you NOT wish the timeline of the giant blue snail??

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>>39043056
>>39043654
Only general on /vt/ where I learn things

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https://twitter.com/gaifunn/status/1603481375314563072

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>>39043654
ok. where is the snailtare fanfiction coming?

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>>39043600
I am! The niacinamide in Cerave can help with discoloration, but a leave-on product containing it will work better.
>>39043403
we slugging

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>>39043758
Kek

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>>39043654
>hentai snail pleasure machine
this is by far /vt/'s best thread

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>>39042573
Fun gimmick but it shouldn't become a regular bit/10

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>>39043758
Forgot the image kek

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>>39043654
putting humanoid snailtare in a hentai pleasure milking machine uuuuuuuuuuowwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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do you think axel is gonna stream today?

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>>39043696
Snuice technology has advanced, old man.

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>>39043654
Milking Altare fic doko

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>>39043867
Was it yesterday when he said no stream today? I get it confused due to timezones

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>>39043654
snailtare ahegao… ToT

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>>39043831
the way kobo treats vesper compared to the rest of the boy will never not be funny to me

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>>39043870
I don't want to get into details... but I KNOW they get euthanized after they can't produce more slime, you can cope as much as you want. They become food.

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>>39044013
t. franch snail eater

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>>39043967
Kobo understands Grandpa is a little intimidated by women

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>>39043654
I am extremely disgusted yet intrigued.

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>>39043252
thank you anon, this is my first time archiving a vod so i was worried if mine fails

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Archive of Altare's unarchived snail karaoke stream on 2022-12-16T00:01:04Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/uBY4-KOhi3E

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:630650c846ef029a92c47260d14902550893501e&dn=%5B20221216%5D%20Unarchived%20Snail%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pomf.se%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Audio-only download on MEGA: https://mega.nz/file/BgxAWTIT#eDoUgPQ0iB-nTmRWoG8wmnLhymNbrjadC-LDJ7fTGmY

Set list (stream starts at 3:29):
1. Joji - Glimpse of Us (8:56)
2. The Beatles - Yesterday (14:31)
3. Elton John - Rocket Man (19:30)
4. The Weeknd - Out of Time (25:15)
5. Ed Sheeran - Photograph (32:12)
6. Bruno Mars - Versace on the Floor (39:28)
7. ONE OK ROCK - Heartache (49:27)
8. Elton John - I'm Still Standing (56:00)
9. Michael Jackson - Rock with You (1:00:36)
10. Ed Sheeran - Perfect (1:05:23)
11. bbno$, Rich Brian - edamame (1:08:10)
12. The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (1:12:03)
13. DEAN - Howlin' 404 (vocals only, 1:19:06)

Number of fragments: 5118

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Got distracted talking about Snail farms and forgot to send the input to download the VOD, now Leader deleted it,

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>tfw you will never consign Snailtare to an Italian snail pleasuring device to wring him dry of all his special snail juice

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>>39044172
Based archive anon, chu chu~

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>>39043654
What the fuck did I just read

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>>39044172
Thank you takobro!

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>>39044172
Oh, thanks anon, I'm too dumb >>39044191

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>>39044172
Based takochad, thank you

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>>39043654
this except fujosweat

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This thread was a fever dream, what a fucking night. You guys are great

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>>39043654
I remember reading a doujin about this once

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>>39044384
YOU are great, anon. chu chu

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>>39044384
we like to have fun here

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>>39044172
Thanks

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>>39044172
Thank you so much takobro.

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>>39043654
That is actually brilliant.
Imagining women using cum as facial care is kinda wild though.

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>>39044172
thank you tako

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>>39044515
wait till you hear about all the other shit they do

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just leaving my sadtare here

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>>39044172
thanks tako chuchu my attempts in archiving failed :(

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>>39044670
Thumbtare...

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>>39044172
You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman

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>>39044718
kek

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>>39044515
They also use baby foreskins to make women’s rejuvenation creams…

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Question for overlapanons, which is your fanbase overlap within holo?

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>>39044761
oy vey

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>>39044768
Tempura

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>>39044768
I actually stopped watching Hololive after Tempus debut.

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I'M STILL HERE

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>>39044847
I never specified if it has to be the girls, it could be anyone

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>>39044768
i stopped watching holo after council debuted and came back with tempus, but i love ina

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>>39044831
All reformed rabbi memes aside, foreskin has some of the highest concentrations of stem cells. The more you know I suppose.

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>>39044920
fuck you then

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>>39044768
Nowa/Kronii