/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Confess

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>>38994265
Anon here who makes the "What is sex with X like?" threads.

Your comments turn me on greatly.

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I know Pomu did something bad

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>>38994265
I legitimately feel bad for Yugofans, but at the same time nijiniggers pissed me off so much with their >HoloEN graduation 1, nijien graduation 0 shitposts that all my posts outside of here is rubbing it into their faces

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I cuddle with my pillow and pretend that it's my oshi telling me everything will be okay. I do this just about every night.

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I want to lick Pomu's armpits

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I've got this awful "crabs in a bucket" mentality when it comes to my oshi.
Over the past year he's grown, matured and fully begun to understand what it means to be a corporate VTuber.
He understands how to navigate his professional and personal relationships in a way that's palatable to his audience, feels he owes it to his fans to keep up a positive demeanour and has his sights set on future goals he's working to achieve. He knows what to show and what to hide, something he's had to learn through a lot of trial and error.
By all means the technical quality of his streams is better than ever. I'm proud of him. But I also feel more distant to him than ever.
I liked it when he was antisocial and miserable and never shut up about his problems. I could relate to that. It made me feel close to him.
But now it feels like the barrier between vtuber and audience has increased in size. It's lonely.
He's still my oshi, but it's different now. I know I'm a bad fan, but it's the truth.

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>>38995395
Jesus Christ anon

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>>38995395
Take pride in the fact that you were there when he small and learning and be happy that he's doing better now and that the journey was worth it.
The find a small 2 view and do it all again.
The ride never stops, we're all here forever.

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>>38995395
...Mystake(?)

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>>38994265

The only ship I support is your oshi x (You)

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>>38994265
I only watch a fraction of my oshi's content, and I don't watch any vods ever. If I don't catch it live, I don't catch it.

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>>38994265
I don't give a shit anymore I just want streams

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I don't like bomu, or feesh or the stacy queen bee. I think Lazulight is fairly stale and overrated

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>>38994337
You're the OP of that Sui one? Gotta have a session for that one anon...

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Wow, another thing Gura didn't show up to

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>>38994265
I'm not Pomu

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>>38998416
Based, not many people like Finana though

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>>38995117
Too bad for you literally no one gives a fuck about Yugo /here/ and meanwhile Sanalites were crying everywhere and shitting on Hololive is more fun because their fans are more rabid and actual lolcows because of how pathetically lonely and parasocial they can be openly.
>>38994265
I missed one or two days of Risu's NNN. And my material wasn't always Risu.

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>>38998416
Finana hate is easy to understand, but Pomu and Elira hate is not.
I mean, goddamn, Pomu is my oshi, but even if I just like Elira and tolerate Finana, but like other talents like Petra, Enna and Millie more, it's such a no-brainer that Lazulight is NijiEN's best unit. The three of them are actually friends, they bounce well off of one another and can perform well. Compare them to Ethyria who is kinda getting there but Nina's normalfagness, Millie's ESL and Reimu and Enna's depression holds them back, and then there's Obsyidia who just don't talk or have any sort of synergy lmao.

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I sometimes reply to myself

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>>38994265
I don’t feel any strong negative emotion toward a chuuba to truly hate them

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>>38999088
I am and I will make one for each chuuba I know every day. I'll start with the corpos and work my way down to indies.

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>>38995881
Probably a mystake someone said something similar recently in /nijiEN/. To that anon I say this: mysta won't be stopped, he will rule supreme and be healthy, you should do the same

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Only vtuber content I actually enjoy is big cross company collabs like holoshojo, nijishojo, holosanji etc

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I find it hard to not think most troll posts aren't just false flags from people who aren't really fans of any vtuber or company. They just want to cause trouble and have no better place to do it. Everytime. You reply to a bait thread or respond to schizo they get their dopamine when they look in the thread a few minutes later to see the interactions. It's better to ignore them so they feel the pain of their posts having absolutely no replies

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>>39001716
also, even if someone else has replied, it's no reason for you to join in. you never know if they are sock puppeting or some other troll is false flagging to try and build engagement

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>>39001638
Oh I'm sure you loved this one then

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>>38994265
I fell in love to one of my viewers.

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I think I'm done with vtubers.
This anime season was too good, it's dragging me back to more conventional otaku hobbies.
I don't even like streams.

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>>38994265
I haven't watched any Vtubers in months but I still come here a two or three times a week to see if anything crazy has happened.

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>>38999437
>Obsyidia who just don't talk or have any sort of synergy lmao
It actually kinda works for their dark counterpart to Lazulight. And all of them are a little stuffy and cold (in a good way) compared to Lazulight's open and friendly saccharine sweetness
>Finana
Finana is sweet, but gambling addiction has turned her into a shell of what she could be. I'd say she's more palpatable than Ethyria in terms of personality, and fits in well. That said, I haven't seen much of her in collabs lately.

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>>38994265
I watched vtubers with my sister who is a normie. She asked me what I was listening to with my headphones and I told her it was vtubers and I told her I'd show her later. It was Fauna. She said it was ok, but she never likes anything I recommend to her.

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>>39000250 (me)
We all do.

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>>39003239
She just wanted to know which girl to cosplay as to attract you.

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>>39003701
To be honest I wouldn't mind seeing my sister in a Fauna cosplay, but trust me she's a normie and the only anime stuff she likes is Spy X Family and Kimetsu no Yaiba.

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>>38994265
You're not ready

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>>38994265
I liked Pomu at first, but when I found out she's fluent in Japanese I had to drop her.

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>>38994265
I found my small corp oshi's pl, now I can't stop listening to her old music.
I hope none of her other fans find out. I sure as hell is not gonna snitch.

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>>38995117
Holofags were calling for nijien graduations since the very start, did you already forgot about the whole "holoreject" shit?
But that's how grudgeposting works, enjoy your time on the sun but don't cry when it's your turn to be laughed at

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I spent the last 4 months being obsessed with my gfe oshi and forgot about school and now i'm getting kicked out. I don't even watch her anymore so it was all for nothing

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>>39008030
>Getting kicked out of school because of an ewhore
lmao

If I were you I'd just try anything to stay. You know it was a mistake. Maybe get an evaluation for depression and argue that if they kick you it would be discrimination or some shit. idk how it works but I've heard you can stay with some trickery

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>>39008219
I think i'm okay with it. School has been hell so far

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>>38994265
I dont feel bad having not given my oshi any donos

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>>38995395
Mystakes are fucking awful, every single one of you only liked Mysta because he was an absolute trainwreck of a person, now that he is finally getting his shit together you fuckers ditch him.

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>>38994265
i jacked it to her foot

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>>39009091
Yeah but what is your plan for your life? Work a dead end job forever while giving half of that money to an egirl? Sounds like a kinda shit plan

You need to be kind of self sufficient because eventually your parents are gonna die or they are gonna kick you out for being an useless bum. You don't need to be a doctor, but have SOME plan. Maybe get into a trade? Plumbers and electricians are earning good money right now. Don't become a NEET or a McSlave. Get a goal and get a job that gets you closer to that goal

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>>38994265
To live, to die, to sleep—no more. For what is it that let us mere peasants in this realm of such magnitude called existence heath be granted the majestic experience of living? In this hallow plane of sorrow; believe'th what is not thy desires? Or to have everything yet for naught; emptiness still abode one' soul. Be that as it may, this dread for the pursuit of that singularity we may have yet to discover, for gone are thou wisdom that may have since revelled this plea of mine. Until then, one must have what it takes to be the shepherd of thyself. As for the looming is about to come.
—The Nomad's Hymn

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>>39010799
You make a good point, anon. Unfortunately, it is already too late for me. I was studying programming so I guess I could still do that outside of school...

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In the past 3 years since I've discovered vtubr threads on /jp/ I've gone from a ironic to full blown unicorn for my oshi, actually losing my shit when she even mentions m*les. My feelings for her almost feel real, to the point where it feels like a heartbreak whe she doesn't stream. The mere thought of a man being anywhere near her turn me homicidal.

I'm also getting marred in a few months and I'm worried my fiance will see my schizo Anti rants /here/ someday

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>>39011508
>it is already too late for me.
You are young and retarded. You are expected to make some mistakes and you still have many chances. But try to fix them or do something about it.

Life is hard but if you just do nothing about it you are going to be miserable forever. My 2 uncles are 50 year old NEETs that never married and just mooch off my 80 year old grandpa who was an engineer with decent money and they are fucking miserable, sad people. They are insecure because of having never achieved anything and never kept a stable job. They are not dumb but their hedonistic decisions made them fuckups at life. I won't commit the same mistake and neither should you. Programming is hard but once you get a job it becomes comfy life, you have good money and don't have to work that hard.

Either way you have many options. Try to not get kicked out and give it your all, or start something completely different for a while, or take a small rest to think about your future and explore some options, get a part time job to help around your house so you don't feel like a complete failure. Just don't say "it's over" because it most likely isn't

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>>38994265
I had dream of me cuddling this owl while she goes on with her mumeisms

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>>39012828
unicorn is the natural and logical conclusion to vtuber culture because unused clean goods will always be more valuable than used dirty trash

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>>39013350
go back, tourist.

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>>39012828
>unicorn
>getting married
See how this doesn't compute?

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>>39013415
>no rebuttal
concession accepted

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>>38994265
Turn out actual 2D anime girls are still better than basic bitchs hiding behind anime avatar

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>>39013458
I thought he mentioned everything about being a unicorn. Is being undesirable also part of the formula?

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I trully hate the HomoEn faggots.
They remind me of everything I'm not and I will never be: Their models are the kind of the kind of guy I wanna be (I go to the gym but it will never be enough), my voice is fucking shit, my mom is sick and I wish I had a job like theirs to give her a better life but I'm a wagecuck and will probably die like that, noone beside she and her dog know me or love me unlike the faggots that have fans and people that support them
What broke the last straw was that the only EN girl I actually liked and followed, Ame, basically told me to "go fuck yourself I'll suck their cocks and you will do nothing about it, 'work on yourself ' " but... I do it and yet is not enough...

On a side note but related, yeah I hate all the girls that sided or acknowledge the faggots existence

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>>39003131
>having no synergy good because of retarded dark thematic no one cares about
I have a bridge to sell you.

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I've become a real incel

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I want to brush Snuffy's tail

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I have not jacked off to a singe vtuber to this day, but have been thinking more and more about getting around to it now.

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>>39003131
>Finana
>Sweet
>Good personality
No. If Finana was sweet she wouldn’t screw all her fans over by going into discord with specific groomer offstream in discord, wouldn’t say “educate yourself” then bait gfe when her numbers go to shit, and has the personality of a basic bitch egirl. The only reason she is slightly relevant is because she’s part of the first wave, and even then her CCV is awful compared to Pomu and Elira. I still don’t understand how she got hired, as an individual streamer.

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I CONFESS I MISS POPE GOOMBA

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>>39001783
God I hate that turtle looking motherfucker. Bring back the guy with the girl model that called himself a doll, he was funny.

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>>39016550
Having a relationship defeats the entire fucking purpose, why commit yourself to a virtual girl like that if you already have someone?

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>>39003025
I think that other otaku hobbies are significantly better than vtubing but I just can't drag myself away from it. I spend most of days feeling nothing at all. The only consistent exception is when I'm watching anime and I'll just think to myself that this is actually a lot of fun and in the moment I feel I'm doing something I should be doing instead of just wasting time. /vt/ might be the only reason I even watch vtubers anymore.

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>>38994265
I just like posting on /vt/ because simps are here. I haven’t watched a stream in about a year.

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>>39001783
Never forget the Deer making fun of Pomu surgery

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>>39020210
It's genuinely hard to tell, with Finana. She's rather and dumb and easily manipulable, so it's easy to see her doing these things because she's too dumb to know otherwise (or thinks she's being nice etc). Even given that she's not very nice, and there's no way to know that she's not just dumb-as-a-personality with intelligence only so far as greediness.
>>39020263
Jowol?
>>39010718
based, I missed the live sadly but it was nice watching the VOD. I was worried she was going to no-show on the pic. Good stuff-

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>>39021419
True, the only people who would know are unironically the groomers themselves.

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>>38995395
Be inspired to improve your own life. You've seen from someone you related to that it can be done

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>>38994265
Sometimes I peek in on reddit to remind myself why I hate them

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>>39024622 (me)
In case it wasn't obvious, the point is this guy got blasted to oblivion for saying he won't watch males

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>>39017757
Based, hope your mom can get the help she needs

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>>39024622
>>39024710
Proof that reddit can be p based sometimes. Fuck incels.

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I might stop watching Kiara if she doesn’t develop one of her ships and collab more with that partner.

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>>39025117
Neck yourself, homobegging tourist

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I'm all for NijiJP and HoloJP unity but when it comes to EN you keep those Niji and vshoujo whores away from Hololive

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>>39000250
Me too.

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>>39003131
> Fish
> Sweet
EDUCATE YOURSELF

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>>39017974
Having synergy is good because ______?
Synergy can be a nice plus, if they're actually synergestic, but Obsydia isn't, so theyre better off staying apart. There's way too much of an emphasis put on it, imo. Selen, Petra, and Rosemi have all found success independently

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>>39003824
At least she has good taste for a normie.

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>>39028151
Selen and rosemi get along very well, it’s only Petra that’s the odd one out and would rather hang out with nijiuk or elira

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>>39000250
Same. It's a good way to get discussion started in a thread sometimes

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>>39020346
Maybe she's not providing all of the emotional requirements he needs in his relationship.

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>>39029226
Then he's a fucking retard for marrying her and should kill himself immediately for being such a bitch.

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>>39028947
Honestly, swapping Petra for Finana in their respective waves would have been a better fit for all involved

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>>38994265
I miss Pommers so much but I can't stand the people she associates with. SJWs like Enna and Kyo, literal sociopaths like Luca, whatever the FUCK is going on with Vox, etc. etc. Like Jesus can't you stick with Selen and Rosemi?

I quit her membership over this shit but it's true you find your kami-oshi exactly ONCE. There's other good vtubers but there's seriously nobody like her. It hurts.

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>>39029290
A lot of men spend a lot of time and effort finding a woman and entering into a relationship with her.
They then spend the relationship doing all they can to keep her around, including being pushovers

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>>39012910
fucking hell. nta but you just made me get off my ass and do something with my life

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>>38994265
vtubers made me hate women

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>>39025117
Yes we know you love reddit and post there all the time, now go back.

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>>38995395
I hate that I can relate to this.

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>>38994265
I have subscribed to a vtuber's channel on Twitch

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>>39006566
Yeah, that is how shitposting works, don't cry about it when the boots on the other foot

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Sometimes I think I’m too “soft” for this website despite having used it for a long time now because I genuinely feel so attached to so many people in my home thread and in random threads I peek into sometimes just when I’m bored. I like to silently celebrate with anons when they talk about how their oshi inspired them to do XYZ or how they recently got a new job they really enjoy and things like that. I think it’s really, really sweet that anons can feel inspired to improve themselves and their lives because of their oshis and I know that their oshis would be very proud of them if they knew that. I feel down when other anons feel down and I worry about people when it’s been a while since I’ve seen them. I’m kinda autistic as hell with typing styles and so there’s a bunch of anons I can recognize in my home thread based on how they structure their sentences and such and I feel good when I see people again after a while. I think a lot of the people who use /vt/ are genuinely really cool and good people and I hope anons know that there’s always someone celebrating their successes and triumphs and that even things as seemingly tiny as “I cleaned my room today” are feats to be proud of. I hope (You) keep your head up.

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>>39031178
Your eternal soul is damned for this most heinous of sins.

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>>39031178
I have gifted said subscriptions

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My friend had an anime body pillow in his basement at a sleepover once and I opened one of the flaps and fucked it, just filled it with coom. We were sleeping about 5ft apart from each other and the process took about 45 minutes but the release was glorious and I don't regret it. I pretended her breathing was coming from the pillow. I'm above you all, I reject normality and the 3rd dimension entirely. My mind is my vessel, my body my prison.

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>>39039952
Pathetic. You should have taken the cover off the daki, forced it over your friend's head and body before he could fully wake up then raped him.

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>>39041850
Jesas

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Getting into vtubers made me realize that I really don't know shit about otaku culture, anything /jp/-specific.

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>>38995123
Same, anon. I use my rolled up blanket to hug into it every night pretending I'm getting comforted by my oshi, because loneliness is slowly killing me inside.

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There's a guy that posts his artwork with a really shitty and disgusting style in certain threads and I'd love if he never posted any again but I don't want to be an asshole and tell him what I really think just because I personally don't like the way he draws.

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>>38994265
I masturbate to misogynistic comments about vshojo on this board because its hot to call them stupid sluts

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>>39046244
Female hands typed this post

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>>39045774
I get this. You don’t always mesh with everyone’s art or aesthetic style; sometimes I see drawings of my oshi that make me flinch kek

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>>39038840
What's your home thread? /hlgg/?

>>39048031
>>39045774
You guys remember that guy who used to post pregnancy art in /hlgg/? I can't remember his name

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>>39048026
you wish faggot

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>>39046244
a man is probably responsible for making you cum.

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>>39048300
I don't care, as long as I get off

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>>39048157
My home thread these days is /nenmen/, but I used /nijiEN/ heavily prior to the former’s inception and I do lurk in /hlgg/ as well because I like and watch both Nijisanji and Hololive. I don’t post in /hlgg/ much but I like seeing people have fun talking about their oshis and I find it very sweet when people talk about, reflect on, and share their favorite memories of Sana because she’s my favorite from Council. Her graduation announcement and stream really bummed me out.

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I masturbate over other girls while my oshi's daki is forced to watch

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Despite ridiculing simps for years, I recently realized that I have become a full on simp myself
I saw someone in chat make a lame attempt at being flirty and then mentioned he had to leave to catch his flight, and genuinely the first thought I had was "I hope your plane fucking crashes"
I literally wished for the death of an entire plane full of people that have nothing to do with any of this because someone made a shitty joke flirt message and that made me realize that I might be a little bit mentally unhinged

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>>38994265
i wish I could stop watching porn

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I regularly post on /inf/ and have kept up to date with their dumb namefag drama, but I don't watch Kronii at all. Sometimes I shitpost or impersonate namefags, but mostly I just blend in and chat with everyone.

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>>39019851
You will be happy once you do

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>>38995117
you thinking it's your sworn enemies the nijiniggers and not /v/ agitators
this is why everyone dunks on /vt/ you retards keep biting bait and making scapegoats

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>>39038840
Man, I can relate to recognizing other anons from a general you frequent. I had an Obsidian folder that I used to keep tabs on the people from my home general on /vg/ based on their typing styles, their ShareX filenames, and the reaction images they used. I was hoping to dox a bunch of them in one go to teach them about the importance of OpSec, but I had to stop when I lost my files because my house flooded.

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>>38994265
I made this

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>>39057140
Based

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>>39057028
Wow

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>>39019527
Still want to brush Snuffy's tail
so fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

i'm trying so hard not to be so horny for my oshi but i want to fuck her so much it drives me insane

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>>39029606
>vox
>rosemi
t. someone who doesn't watch pomu

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>>39058884
Kek I was thinking this. Other than massive group collabs, haven’t Vox and Pomu only collabed like… once? For that play they did?

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>>38994265
I think graduated or terminated vtubers should have their models sold to the highest bidder so no model goes to waste. I don't care if it's considered skinwalking.

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>>39021207
>making fun
Haruka didn't mean to offend Pomu, she's just genuinely autistic and thought she was being nice.