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38851607 No.38851607 [Reply] [Original]

who's sack did she have to fondle to get her outfit way before the others?

>> No.38851829

It was a reward for her being the only council member that consistently streams and is almost watchable.

>> No.38851855

>>38851607
me

>> No.38851915

No one's. As a good sapling, I smoothed out the wrinkles in the scrotums of all of Cover's executives so she would get it first.
No need to thank me.

>> No.38851963

>>38851607

His name was Robert Paulson, councelor of work ethic.

>> No.38852108

>>38851607
watch streams

>> No.38852211

mine

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>> No.38852313

>>38851607
>doesn't even watch the streams to know why she got it early.
Kys op.

>> No.38852436

>>38851607
Whose*

>> No.38852444

>>38851607
she got it on time, everyone else just got delays. and they panicked because of nijisanji new wave so they let her do it "early".
its just an example of how great hololive EN works, bravo omega

>> No.38852881

>>38851607
Mine.

>> No.38853166

>>38851855
>>38852211
>>38852881
All me baby

>> No.38853650 [DELETED] 

>>38852275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXMEXCT5ohY

>> No.38853719

>>38851607
>who's sack did she have to fondle
I don't get it

>> No.38854824

>>38851607
people unironically like getting their sack fondled??

>> No.38856441

>>38851607
Mine. Not only fondling but also licking

>> No.38860232

>>38851829
Saplings really racing to replace kronies as the worst council fanbase

>> No.38865465

>>38851607
Its just more management incompetence or autism

>> No.38865544

>>38851607
Reward for being anti Tempus

>> No.38865575

>>38851607
She worked hard. She earned it now go do something more productive with your spare time.

>> No.38865702

She explained it, the others are just not ready yet and it was decided to release them as they're done instead of holding off for a simultaneous release.

>> No.38865757
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38865757

>>38851607
Mine

>> No.38865784

Troon manager thought Fauna's a troon too because she has a fake-woman-sounding voice.
Turns out she's just a nice girl.

>> No.38865827

>>38854824
Sometimes. Mine are pretty sensitive though

>> No.38865904

>>38860232
Kronies keep to themselves. Cucklings ARE the worst.

>> No.38865962

>>38865784
Nah, she's jewish

>> No.38866033

>>38851607
It is me or she looks a bit chubby in this new costume? I love it

>> No.38867827

>>38866033
Seems like we got an architect here. Saddly for you, fauna can't even donate blood due to her slim build.

>> No.38868111

>>38867827
Oh but she does every month

>> No.38868315

>>38867827
>fauna can't even donate blood due to her slim build
I was talking about her new model but hearing this still makes my dick sad

>> No.38868508

>>38860232
>>38865904
Thats not a sapling you retarded ass niggers. He said she was “almost watchable”.

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>>38851607
Nobody's
She pimped out her saplings to all the other hololive idols
Suisei, Fubuki, Mori, Risu(ner) etc.
Those poor saplings didn't stand a chance...

>> No.38870338 [SPOILER] 
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>>38870058
Some turned saplings into pets

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>>38870058
Others made sure to make their sapling as pretty as fauna

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>>38870058
>>38870058
Suisei just couldn't keep her hands off of this sapling's sylphlike body

>> No.38870510

>>38852444
Omega here really knowing how to manage a branch to it's success. I wonder if he was the Titanic's captain in a previous incarnation.

>> No.38870518

>>38860232
That’s Chummies though

>> No.38870566 [SPOILER] 
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>>38870058
Mori and Irys trapped this little thing, they'd terrify the poor thing with constant music and tapping

>> No.38870570

>>38870518 (me)
>Council
Ignore my ass
Saplings are already the fucking worse

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>>38870058
Surprisingly, Auntie Risuner was the kindest and made this sapling her fiancee.
Fauna got her outfit though!

>> No.38871368

Saplings speedrunning to replace Kronies as the worst fanbase

>> No.38871972

Best thread on the fucking board

>> No.38872067
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38872067

heheheheheh mine.
She promised me all the sweet little saplings I could need, just to nut on.

>> No.38872107

>>38851607
Of course the retard making bait threads doesn’t even watch streams

>> No.38872502

Are the amazon giftcard workers being paid to post fauna bait now?

>> No.38872568
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>>38872067
Fauna and risuner have single handedly created the sapling sex industry.

>> No.38872593

>>38860232
clockbeat deflection

>> No.38873003

>>38851607
I thought everyone just kidding when they say she is green lamy. But I legit thought it was lamy picture when I scroll past it in the catalog until I take a second look.

>> No.38873192

>>38865465

What's with the "It's management's fault" rrat? It's stupid to assume management is the cause of all the problems and not the girls being extremely lazy "I'm going to treat this as a side gig" personalities.

Hell, if anything is management's fault it's not cracking down on them and forcing them to release content.

>> No.38873263

>>38865465
>>38873192
Watch the streams

>> No.38873314

>>38873192
Management literally encourages them to be lazy.

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>>38851963

>> No.38874290

>>38873192
Watch streams homos confirmed management has been encouraging them to take constant breaks, so yes it's managements fault.

>> No.38874622
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>>38852313
>>38852108
>>38872107
>>38873263
unironically admitting to watching EN streams

>> No.38875181

>>38851607
Mine but she's really rough and digs her nails in until I'm about to cry, then she starts doing these long drawn out pulls like she's milking a cow which also hurts but not as much as the nails

>> No.38875328

>>38860232
Did you even read the post you replied to? you absolute retard

>> No.38875605

>>38865962
>Jewish
>Wholesome meek attitude
>No nasally voice

Fauna is no Jew.
Kiara is the Jewish one. Unironically. You can hear it in her voice.

>> No.38875615 [DELETED] 

When you papa is not a lazy cunt like redjuice

>> No.38875725 [DELETED] 

>>38875605
Kiara is a fucking nazi

>> No.38875958

>>38875725
proof?

>> No.38876753

>>38851607
yeah, mine

>> No.38876996

>>38865904
Before the Kronii heresy the kronies would go into every thread they could and lie about an on going members stream to trick people into paying for a membership. They also used to do gayer shit than the "i miss fauna" all the time.
Just because most of them are gone doesnt mean we can forget just how bad they were.

>> No.38878338

>>38851607
yeah

>> No.38880745

>>38851607
Head too small or at least the neck is too thick

>> No.38880905

>>38852444
Watch more stream. Both she and Baelz said that she wanted to wait, but Baelz felt bad about it so she pushed Fauna to just debut as the latter has been waiting for months. Neither Cover nor Omegatranny had anything to do with it.
Dunno why Baelz felt bad about it, though. Perhaps her outfit probably is the one most delayed? (Mumei is already throwing hint that she might reveal her new outfit soon)

>> No.38881022

>>38873263
I did, and there wasn't any confirmation that it was management's fault. Not necessarily the girls or any other's fault either, mind you. It can simply be that one of the papa / mama was too busy with other projects that they couldn't take the job or finish it early enough.
"It management's fault" wouldn't explain how Fauna's outfit was apparently ready months ago.

>> No.38882137
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>>38870641
I love you my darling sapling.

>> No.38882272

>>38851607
At least now they can't do an autistic relay.

>> No.38882375

>>38860232
anon, I don't think a Sapling would say she's "almost watchable".

>> No.38885526

>>38851607
Towas

>> No.38886182

>thread bullies saplings for being the worst fanbase

uuuuu why do I feel funny down there

>> No.38886897

>>38876996
>Kronies
>ever go outside of their split
That fiction is so bad you wouldn't even find it on the bookshelf of a grocery store

>> No.38888333

>>38875605
>Jewish
Celebrates Christmas, creates an advent calendar. Anon you are beyond retarded

>> No.38890679

>>38875605
>You can hear it in her voice.
Anon, how are you this unironically retarded?

>> No.38890755

>>38888333
Christmas is faaar more popular. Of course she isn't going to plaster Hanukkah on everything.

>> No.38890798

>>38890679
How am I retarded?

>> No.38890848

Know you place, saplings

>> No.38890871

>>38890798
Anon, how do you think you can 'hear it in her voice', what exactly do you think you're hearing?

>> No.38891497

>>38890871
Have you heard of having a nasally voice?

>> No.38891552 [SPOILER] 

>>38851607
Mine

>> No.38891610

>>38851607
If there is one thing i will credit Fauna for, its the fact that she loves her fat tits. Unlike a certain reaper.

>> No.38891690

>>38890755
I don't think you understand what an advent calendar is. It's not just a countdown to Christmas it's literally referring to the advent of Christ.

>> No.38891703

>>38874622
It ok, someday you might find happiness, just dont neck yourself before that.

>> No.38891711

>>38891497
>This is proof she's jewish!
Have you heard of schizophrenia?

>> No.38891911

>>38874622
YWNBJ

>> No.38891919

>>38891711
That's just one piece that supports my claim.
The rest I can't speak of here.

>> No.38892031

>>38891690
>It's not just a countdown to Christmas
Yes it is dude. Maybe originally it was meant for that, but a modern one just counts down to Christmas.
Has she mentioned Jesus on a livestream? Even once? (And taking His name in vain/as an expletive does not count.)

>> No.38892967

>>38892031
Kiara is Catholic. She's mentioned paying her church tax, and attending church when she was a child.

>> No.38893103

>>38892967
Big if true.
I've never heard her say this. It's possible church could be interchangeable with Synagogue but unlikely...

>> No.38893123

>>38851607
They all have their outfits already. Mori alluded to mumei having a new one too. They just don't stream it until later for some reason.

>> No.38894170

>>38891497
The nasally voice thing is from a new york jewish accent you retard, do you think everyone in Israel talks like a stereotype jewish mother?

>> No.38894386

>>38894170
The nasally voice is a phenotypic trait.
People with large noses can't help it. It effects the pharynx when they speak.

>> No.38896297

>>38893123
It's probably rigging work/tweaking or making slight stylistic changes to the art.

>> No.38896389

>>38894170
This doesn't even address that the stereotypical american immigrant jewish traits are essentially just German/Austrian/Hungarian accent, inflection and behavior because a lot of them coincidentally decided to leave about a hundred years ago.

>> No.38896444
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38896444

You know i shitpost a lot but i actually really like saplings. Fauna is the only EN girl I will bother to watch and saplings are just cute. No SEX post this time just love from a risuner

>> No.38896697

>>38853719
>Whose ballsack did she have to fondle
Andastnd now?

>> No.38897037

>>38896444
fuck off faggot, stop posting cringe ERP posts. You bring a bad name to Risuners

>> No.38897941

>>38875605
Retard

>> No.38902033

>>38897037
That was a nice post though

>> No.38902241

>>38851607
I told her she would only get it if she castrated me, after a little while she gave into my demands and tied me up in a dim basement. She really took her time with the procedure, slashing open my sack and pulling both of my testicles out before snipping the chords and sewing me back up. It took a while to recover but Im so glad my testicles belong to mommy nature now

>> No.38903015

>>38894386
Having a big nose isn't necessarily a sign of being Jewish, and you don't need to have a big nose to have a nasally voice. Kiara's streaming voice is literally fake too, you can't garner anything from it retard.

>> No.38903115

>>38903015
see
>>38891919

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>>38897037
its been months since i did that shit fucking newfag. And nobody cares anyway.
>>38902033
yeah it was meant to be. At least someone appreciates when im being nice

>> No.38903634

>>38851607
Her outfit is the most basic of basics. Its a straight ripoff of several JP member's outfits. Of course it would be easy to get it out first.

>> No.38903696

>>38903634
Im Still going to user her handkerchief to wank though

>> No.38904763

>>38896444
thank you for the nice post risuner, and nice trips

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38906523

>>38896444
You're cute too auntie risuner!

>> No.38908576

>>38860232
have you ever tried to speak to a cluck?

>> No.38910528

>>38851855
his
>>38853166
not his

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