/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Last thread: >>38634890

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643370
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanjí?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanjí!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>calling soccer 'football'
disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

ARIAGA
ARIAGA II

[Anonymous No.]

amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643387
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper downright ignoring superchat attentionwhores and reading the normal chat anyway
BASED

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SHINY SPICY LOVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>38643400
fuck you lmao

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Spicbros... he's making fun of us...

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>forgot to do his intro TWICE
he hates us...

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY LOVE

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>dawn is one of my favorite po-
ayo

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY REAL

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY SO REAL axel's such a nice friend

[Anonymous No.]

I thought we were dead

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aww axel's so sweet

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY REAL

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Shiny overpowered Spicy huh...

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>>38643387
Amen.

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black man on Vesper's stream....AIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprise he actually remember some names from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJu2qSJ9zno

[Anonymous No.]

>altare bought 2 of the boys collectables
>they both might not have gotten them
pain

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>>38643387
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND ALTARE VERY MUCHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

incoming bonk for vesper...

[Anonymous No.]

Never again...

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>>38643505

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>>38642381
there's no female chumbuds though, it's pretty fair to assume that you and chumxelotl are males

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>>38643476
>doxxing

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altnowa love

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>>38643515
vesties are yandere...

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leader should go to sleep soon, he needs it

[Anonymous No.]

>cloud strife collectible lighter
honestly pretty cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643476
always has been

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Vesper boondocks watchalong when?

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>>38643515
Yume-san...

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>>38643501
The comic made it home tho and as long as Axel's is at his home everything is fine

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ALTARE'S GIFTS ARE SO CUTE

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>>38643574
axel's gonna cum just because its final fantasy themed

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Leader is such a bitch for limited editions.

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>>38643570

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>>38643449
COME HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643592
>"That uncle Ruckus fella speaks some truth, yknow?"

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY REAL

>>38643387
AMEN

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>>38643570

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>>38643570
don't bother locking your door tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE LEADER HE IS SO CUTE AAAAAA

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>>38643570
I agree, leader need rest else he might burn out.

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>>38643617
he loves shiny, fancy, expensive things and he loves treating people he loves with them

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>>38643574
>ff7 collectible lighter so you can light up a blunt just like the devs were when writing ff7 remake
based

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>>38643617
What the hell will he get nowa for his bday

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>>38643660
Aight bend over

[Anonymous No.]

Love languages are about what you like done to you right?
What's the word for how you show love?

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>>38643618
>>38643638
kek. that's a yellow guy

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>Just saw Axel is going to play the remake of one of my favorite childhood games
DINGO I KNEEL

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>Vesper's talking about dumpy again
so he has an ass fetish..... I have the sudden urge to do squats...

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His crippling ass fetish is showing again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643694
Tying up grampire in the basement so he never leaves me again

[Anonymous No.]

THEY LOVE EACHOTHER ToT

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>>38643560
He really is a magnet for a very specific type of personality

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>>38643694
I think that's still love language, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643731
how new?

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>>38643731
Was that not obvious the first 50 times he talked about ass

[Anonymous No.]

>chat tells vesper magni hurt his back
>vesper immediately jumps on something sexual
???

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>>38643731
BACK OFF I STARTED SQUATS FIRST

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>>38643731
I think they all do.
Altare's the only one that hasn't actually specified

[Anonymous No.]

>sleep is really good
Vesper calling out Altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643683
A two thousand years old chinese tea kit used by one of the emperors

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>>38643801
I mean, you know Magni...

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>>38643740
Altare please go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>now that my bladder is empty
>its going to be full of shiny pichus now
WHAT

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>>38643801
he's a sexually repressed wizard with an ass fetish. please understand.

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>>38643731
do you also have a huge cock?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus Altare KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643841
you can tell he's running on zero sleep kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643841
You know what he meant

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>>38643801
Freudian slip hehe

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>>38643841
He's gonna be letting out shiny pee-chus.

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>>38643761
>Vesper is a yandere magnet
>Axel is a menhera magnet
It all makes sense now

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>>38643841
altare's bladder full of shiny pichu......

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>>38643848
i'm a shortstack femvestie. I'm not his type at all.... ToT

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>>38643731
Didnt he already disclose his ideal body type?

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>>38643683
his limited edition dong

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>>38643866
KEK

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Fuck man, I've missed Vesper so much. I've been smiling ear to ear since the stream started...

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>>38643894
london

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>playing dorf fort while listening to vesper
yup this is the life

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They're the same picture

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>>38643894
But you're mine!

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>just starts laughing whenever i see the shiny pichu comparison image now

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>>38643930
>wage slaving with Vesper in the background
Thank god he keeps me sane. I wish I could just be a NEET again.

[Anonymous No.]

Huh that's cool news about the cards

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>>38643949
They just stand there....menacingly

[Anonymous No.]

orc perms...

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>>38643731
They are men. We all love ass more, just women like breasts more.

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>>38643947
Anon......?

[Anonymous No.]

why's the lowlife black....

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>>38643969
> I wish I could just be a NEET again
Same, except i am self employed, so if i dont work i dont eat.

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>>38644022
Speak for yourself. I love the embrace of a soft warm bosom.

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God, Altare is so fucking cute~

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>>38644065
Oh fuck, my layers reps. Fuck it, not deleting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644108
he bought the pikachu ice cream simply because it looked like pikachu and not because he needed it...

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>>38644097
and let me guess - you are below 180cm tall?

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>>38644108
I love his little excitement screams, he goes :D

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>>38644131
175cm is average for men, ok? shut up.

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>>38644156
Not where i live

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Peanutbutteranon?

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>>38644065
lmao

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Which one do you like, /MANS/?
http://poal.me/e8hxuw
http://poal.me/e8hxuw
http://poal.me/e8hxuw

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>yume-san

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>peanut butter with JELLY
Disgusting. it ruins the taste of the pure peanut butter in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644156
cherry boy?

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>>38644156
Shortie...

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>>38644022
Sorry brother, i love my boobs as long as they are reasonable sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>makes a nigger
>"we made a stupid character"
VESPER NO, you just got out of jail for racism

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>>38644196
i never like this kind of question
why not both?

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>>38644065
>>38644114
it's better like this

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Is...Nowa ok?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is he laughing so hard at a joke he's known for 20 years...

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Only Nowa can make me laugh after Brazil losing for Croatia

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644209
>peanut butter with JELLY
Delicious. it imrpves the texture of the pure peanut butter in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

The sandwich minigame is so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644191
nice

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HAVE FUN PUTTING ALL THE SLICES OF BANANA ON THAT SANDWICH, BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>makes a dick
of course

[Anonymous No.]

will this be another disaster sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

his laugh is so cute bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644196
>No option for both
ngmi

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>>38644256
>makes a black skinned half-orc retard
based... so fvcking based...

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>>38644191
For I moment I thought he was Kirika Akatsuki. Damn I got baited for a second

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jobbed the sandwich kek

[Anonymous No.]

Jobbed the sandwich making...

[Anonymous No.]

wow he fucked up a peanut butter banana sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644349
almost reminds me of someone...

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This is the first time I see the sandwich eating animation...
I hope some inter learned a lot during the 2 days he spent doing it

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>actually failed the sandwich minigame
holy kek

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Suipiss

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rrat piss...

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>>38644196
I´ll be honest with you. I´m not sure if I have a like. Tbh, is all about shape and presentation.

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>>38644191
dutchanon...

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>no subway references in chat
thank god

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644156
could be worse, could be 10 shorter than the national average of where you live

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644454
I'm actually amazed at that kek

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>>38643900
Yup. Tall, flat, fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644256
>ArugliaPizzoza
MAMMA MIA

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>>38644196
Im skewing the poll because my ass is the only feature I have
I will do everything in my power to trick men into thinking ass is the correct choice to increase my chances of snagging a cute autist

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wait wtf he has flying already

[Anonymous No.]

vesties are into omorashi...naruhodo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644456
how does leader avoid being picked up as a pocket bussy whenever anyone gets frisky?

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>>38644454
it still happens occasionally but altare's chat might have the least amount of outside holo references i've seen generally

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>>38644426
yeah shape does it for me

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>>38644481
Crazy cause I'm doing the same thing but with boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643515
CHAINED BONDAGE VESPER UOHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644426
men always talking about different shapes, that's scary. Can't it just be normal shape?

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>>38644426
this is the correct answer
though there is more than one shape that i like

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644427
Close - lower saxony. Men here are like 182cm

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>>38644481
ass is pretty good

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WRONG SANDWICH, JOBBER

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KINGDOM HEARTS 2 HAS SCREWED US AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>Puts 3 banana slices on bread
>Calls it a sandwich
God I want to marry him

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>>38644456
>10 shorter than the national average
at that point your only option is to become a stay-at-home femboy wife for a real man, doing the chores during the day and getting bent against the furniture during the night

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>>38644521

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>>38644562
thats how he cooks irl too

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>>38644530
Define "normal shape"

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>>38644481
>>38644521
The duality of /MANS/ sisters.

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Vesper is killing dogs on stream...

[Anonymous No.]

Josh Broadwell is going to get a 3am visit

[Anonymous No.]

Abayo Josh

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>>38644584
or just start lifting like every manlet out there. it works. 165cm is still taller than most women. It's hardmode but you are still in the game.

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>>38644530
What is this “normal shape”? Cause there are subtle but substantial differences with boob and ass shapes

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>>38644562
Same here, but unironically. I hate sandwiches but will eat some that have very sparse toppings that don't get mushy.

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>>38644481
>>38644521
Get some fucking help

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>>38644530
I ,by that, mean that you do some squats

[Anonymous No.]

>I almost sneezed right into you guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>anons giving """femoids""" (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644612
>>38644665
My only guess would be the average

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644604
>Unable to cook
>Tiny apartment filled with junk
>Social anxiety
I need to marry him.

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>>38644545
I probably live like 100km from where you are. So I'm just coping by saying 175cm is averageI'm never the shortest in the room, but I'm always the second shortest

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>>38644721
Don't pretend like you didn't install valorant just to talk to some girls

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>>38644695
For a second I thought there was a squat-like exercise for boobs

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THIS CHILD

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>>38644702
jokes on him i would open my mouth wide open for him to sneeze all his germs into me

[Anonymous No.]

I love his discussion with the magic conch kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644756
Never installed it

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>>38644750
countryside vs city is a huge difference. I feel absolutely average untill i go to the city. Suddenly i can see over peoples heads everywhere i go.

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>>38644756
i'm a fudan...

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>>38644756
anon don't tell me you did this...

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>>38644769
There actually is… it’s called reverse cowgirl

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>38644721
I would rather give /MANS/ sister (YOU) than some discordtranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644876
Nah i am to shy to join vc. . . also my work requires me to talk to enough people already.

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Now I remember where I've seen game Vesper is playing, Nina and Rosemi has shilling stream which was really fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644756
Where else will I find socially anxious introvert girls to date? Certainly not outside, that's for sure.

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I haven't even watched Magni in months. I do not deserve this, YouTube gifted memberships are a joke.

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>>38644932
any MMO

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this shiny hunting has mindbroken altare

[Anonymous No.]

Those cute little eating noises... this cute little boy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644938
do better

[Anonymous No.]

HANATARE

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>>38644938
>have gotten gifted leader twice (three times if you count twitch) and axel once
>still no magni or nowa

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>>38644938
Well, maybe it's time to watch him again, don't you think?

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>women ass mention
>/MANS/ immediately becomes /soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644983
I guess. What's the best magni member content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644972
>He wants to impress his senpai
I love hiiiim

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645009
Loop stations, it's not even a question

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>>38645009
all of it honestly

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>>38644999
Nice trips but
>has the means to change the discussion to his view
>chooses to complain about it instead
2023 soon and it feels like we are going backwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644999
I don't mind it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38643528
fauna...

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>>38645020
he will be the bridge connecting tempus and starsJP... even if he's a jobber...

[Anonymous No.]

>even the magic conch shell has given up on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644999
No one has posted discords profiles or kik groups yet so deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

i don't get the reference...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare gathering sacrifices for his dark magic rituals again

[Anonymous No.]

>it's only going to hurt for a little bit
>soft yawn
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

lambda...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645106
and she is most certainly straight so you got a case here, sir

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa fighting vs Zenitsu

[Anonymous No.]

HOT

[Anonymous No.]

altare is really embracing the idea of killing and torturing his fanbase...

[Anonymous No.]

This thread makes me feel like I'm the only one watching vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>slimes have voting rights
no wonder Elysium went to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Altare going to paint his bedroom in a blood of his followers

[Anonymous No.]

Magni and Axel eat their viewers, Altare uses his as paint...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645297
go talk in vesper's chat

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa jobbing..

[Anonymous No.]

i want to be tortured by altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645296
finally I can live my dream

[Anonymous No.]

JOBBER GUILD

[Anonymous No.]

Good jorb there Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645297
He has over 3 times as many viewers as Altare, this is just a sister thread

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RNG GODS FUCKED NOWA LIVE ON STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

HES MORBING INTO KOBO

[Anonymous No.]

nowa...

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa already jobbing

[Anonymous No.]

Nowa and leader....absolute jobbers...

[Anonymous No.]

>lost during the tutorial

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>>38645296
>>38645317
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>lost the fucking tutorial
Sponsorship gone

[Anonymous No.]

ffs nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645319
That way they can stay with him always...surrounding him like a warm hug...

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645331
I think most altventurers want this

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>>38645297
be the change you want to see anon

[Anonymous No.]

That conch REALLY hates Altare

[Anonymous No.]

DYING IN THE TUTORIAL

[Anonymous No.]

Vesties truly are masters of complaining

[Anonymous No.]

I took a piss, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645296
I'm waiting for altare to finally go to sleep.
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645369
>Altare is jobbing
>Vesper is jobbing
ALTNOWA REAL

[Anonymous No.]

yesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645436
*kisses you*

[Anonymous No.]

Regis definitely isn't a magic 8ball guy.

[Anonymous No.]

is Axel the only Tempus member that doesn't job in video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645451
His character died in a flashback tutorial, to a loan shark

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>>38645474

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>>38645451
Vesper can't roll dice for shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645494
why are their tits kissing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645482
It just goes to show that Lady Luck is an ecchi na nee-san and she's too attracted to Axel's Chad energy to let him lose in games

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645482
he does but says it's not his fault so it kind of works

[Anonymous No.]

Awww Nowa just died, in the tutorial, that pain in his laughter. I think he needs a hug, with unbreakable chain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645484
Just another friday on elysium

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645500
No wonder he and Altare get along so well

>>38645517
Cause it's hot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645451
Turns out /MANS/ prefers ass over tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38644938
I should probably figure out how to enable that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645547
those fucking manwhores

[Anonymous No.]

the fuck is this game?

[Anonymous No.]

leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>I like making stuff up.
>It helps me cope with things.
Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645566
Join button
Option (three dots)
Enable gifts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645578
that's like the core tenet of being a vtuber

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"Sometimes when things don't go your way you gotta make your own friends - draw faces on your fingers and say 'the gang's all here!'"
Leader...?

[Anonymous No.]

THE HOLOSTAR

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>>38645605
He is such a drama queen at times kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645170
Changing that right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645605
sleep depravation

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645652
AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645653
>depravation
Cute retard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645547
Fans really reflect the streamer after all.

[Anonymous No.]

MAGIC CONCH HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>THE MAGIC CONCH HAS TO SAY YES TO EVERY SINGLE THING I SAY!
>No.
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645547
Well, men have ass, men however don't have tits

[Anonymous No.]

>steve main
unsubbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645730
You wouldn't be saying that if you ever saw me shirtless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645547
Femboys have nice asses, but no tits. Easy answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645730
I have moderate tits

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE LOVES HIS MAMA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645730
but they have nipples, right? should be fine
>>38645780
are your nipples a weak spot?

[Anonymous No.]

>welcome on in. thank you for telling me that i can't do things.
oh he hates this

[Anonymous No.]

oh jesus, these date captures are fucked due to his time manipulation strategy

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645780
Well Anon, IIRC till this day only 1 sister ever paid up and i am assuming it wasnt you.So you can be the 2nd.

[Anonymous No.]

>enter Nowa's stream
>his unicorns donate
>they look like this
bros... where do i get a gf like this ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645780
>>38645908(me)
You know what i reread the post and i have to say PLEASE DO NOT POST YOUR MOOBS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645912
>knife ears>>38645912

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>>38645873
Well, I mean, why would you go into a stream titled "BEATING POKEMON SCARLET WITH ONLY A SHINY PIKACHU" and say "You can't beat the game with only a shiny pikachu"? Like, do they expect him to stop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645975
DONT LISTEN TO THIS ANON, POST YOUR BOOBS DONT BE A COWARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645912
that's a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645975
POSTED THEM ANON POST THEM FOR THE BIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645975
I hope he shows some hairy ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645975
I was about to say, read my post again. I'm a dude with b cup man boobs.

>>38645828
No. Why are you asking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645912
This thread is so cringe with it’s obsessions with randos

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645997
If a man posts his tits ill post my brown flat chest as well I will die with my fellow patriot

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646033
Come on dude don't be a tease and post them, see you have >>38646047 for support

[Anonymous No.]

KEK ALTARE NO

[Anonymous No.]

the shade he's throwing at himself lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>CRINGE WAH HOMO VTUBER

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being horny for each other and be horny for Vesper please

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646033
curiosity. if they are big maybe you are sensitive there. idk

[Anonymous No.]

>altare would actually die before rewatching his debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>38645908
based

[Anonymous No.]

BASED. FUCK TOTSUMACHIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646138
too busy being horny for leader

[Anonymous No.]

>a lot of frustration comes from people stuck in tradition
Damn he's calling us out

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646145
he knows how cringe it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646138
Im doing both nigga

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAA ALTARE HATES HIS SENPAIS AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
if a man posts his boobs i will post mine as well

[Anonymous No.]

>mhm~
>wah~
repeat for the entire stream

[Anonymous No.]

"Don't go questioning my vows to my senpai~!"

[Anonymous No.]

axel's tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646214
Kyaah~

[Anonymous No.]

he's falling apart...

[Anonymous No.]

Why won't these morons just stop drinking milk

[Anonymous No.]

he's dying

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is pregananant!
That means Dez impregnated him during their off collab? And Dez' baby is Nowas?

[Anonymous No.]

One milkshake and he's dying...

[Anonymous No.]

stop posting your boobs

[Anonymous No.]

Altare please... your health insurance...

[Anonymous No.]

Please post your boobs

[Anonymous No.]

Grab the fungus...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646111
You're lucky it's friday night and I'm 3 beers in.

>>38646047
Pay up

[Anonymous No.]

why is everyone so horny today?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
What the actual fuck spoiler it at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
hero

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
AIEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
SPOILER AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bro's I've got the flu, and rocking a 40.2°C fever. If I don't make it, give Rio my cock and balls, so he can finally complete the transition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
o7

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I'm gonna throw up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
O7

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
i hate /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
AIIIEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
hairy chesto

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
nice tits bro

[Anonymous No.]

SHINY SPICY LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
ew nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646395
Hey, no one spoilered the female tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646488
It was just a cleavage, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
now, you are next

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646472
LVOE Chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646472

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is ACTUALLY about to die on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646435
ToT slime Nowa raping Altare !!! hot!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Leader....just end the stream....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646488
Well her nipples aren't showing but yours are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
Nigga you have 0 chest muscles, thats why you look like this. Get some volume in there and spread your little fat tiddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
Please spoiler it if you are posting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646488
>>38646540
And her chest isn't hairy and disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646566
no that guy has legitimate Gynocomastia

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646540
>>38646508
>>38646577
I'm not the anon, but men have made it "acceptable" for moobs to be out on the internet, at the beach, etc. You gotta accept the consequences

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I'm not coming back to /mans/ again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.]

Kimoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646593
moobs have been acceptable since before the egyptians

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
MOOBS AHHHHHHHH But i applaud your courage brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646636
Exactly, so enjoy ;)

[Anonymous No.]

He's writing his own fanfiction live

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
The average mans anon will shit on women looking like this. Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

TOUCH STARVED MAGNI AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

He is making fun of magni for the massage again kek

[Anonymous No.]

never change /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
Are you ready to keep your word sir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646566
Trust me, I'm working on it. I've been losing weight for the last 2 years. I was 140kg at my heaviest, that pic is current, 95kg. goal is 80kg. No matter how much I lose, the moobs stay. I'm comfortable with my body tho, so I don't mind

>>38646583
Never got a diagnosis, but you're probably right.

[Anonymous No.]

Tummy hort...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646577
kek men are usually hairy. only other males would be scared of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646701
just do 50 pushups everytime leader jobs, and you'll have pecs in no time

[Anonymous No.]

TOWA GOT ROTATED

[Anonymous No.]

Dude can't stop streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646746
That would kill even the fittest man. There is no keeping up with Altare's jobbing

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKIN ROTATED

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper forgot to puch chat on the screen

[Anonymous No.]

HE LOVES US

[Anonymous No.]

whos the nigga that reminded him he had 10 more minutes until 2 hours....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
>If a man posts his tits ill post my brown flat chest
I'm waiting

[Anonymous No.]

He HATES Pichu

[Anonymous No.]

>Dares bro to do something stupid
>Bro has been drinking and does stupid shit
>Shit on bro for doing stupid shit
/MANS/ the TRUE bro experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646805
me
it was me

[Anonymous No.]

Altare screaming about pichu...cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646805
I hate pokemon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646811
Just gonna be an Indian man anyhow...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare gonna hurl live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't puke on stream

[Anonymous No.]

YAGOO, ALTARE DIED ON STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646805
It was me Barry

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646836
we do a little hee hee haa haa

[Anonymous No.]

he will let himself perish to keep stream HE LOVES US

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646701
>Never got a diagnosis, but you're probably right.
I'm no physician but if that distended tissues is at all more sensitive or tender than the rest of your pec you 100% have gyno
rip

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646879
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, I missed Nowa, he's so fucking silly

[Anonymous No.]

god I need to fuck this autist

[Anonymous No.]

i want altare to puke onstream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
nice titties bb girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
Well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646951
ANON NO, HIS WIZARD POWERS

[Anonymous No.]

>Imagine you put everything from the upstairs downstairs so people think it's upstairs
It doesn't work like that, Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
Probably larger tits than some of the women in this thread lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646047
I will be so disappointed if it's just an SEA man

[Anonymous No.]

this psycho...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646990
but he's so tempting...... that pure autistic joy... I need to break it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646701
95 is a good weight, just lift now

[Anonymous No.]

Altare please... you're gonna die dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U! ......__________________ ...../==o;;;;;;;;[] .....), —-.(() / ....// (..) ), —--" ...//// ..//__// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine if he fell asleep on the floor and the stream just kept going while he was snoring and talking in his sleep...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647061
yes please senpai... i allow it... ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>almost fell asleep from laying on the floor because of sleep deprivation while rubbing his stomach that hurts all to keep streaming.
Sasuga leader....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647015
It's not about the size, it's about the form.

[Anonymous No.]

AIEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna be depressed about it until the next pokemon stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
I don't know what I expected when I clicked that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647102
ToT god he's so breedable !!!!!!!!! I want to make him a mommy (male) !!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647136
same

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is in a hell of his own creation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
if you cropped the picture they could pass as female boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
I have to kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want Altare to go, but I don't want him to suffer either aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>38646371
>>38647094
BASED BASED BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
Does every male /here/ have man boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

He should try the Magni method where he puts a towel in his mouth and pulls on another rolled up towel with his hands. kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
that's actually impressive if true

[Anonymous No.]

i can fix him...

[Anonymous No.]

Leader really might die on stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
>He has more boobs than most femanons ITT

[Anonymous No.]

is leader what people mean when they say someone is "autistically stubborn"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647198
no I am very lanky

[Anonymous No.]

tick tock vesper it's been 2 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK. I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647238
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
it looks sus to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
these look very womanly...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
I feel confused, yet intrigued but mostly disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

7 more hours...

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is sweating from tummy pains, horribly sleep deprived, wracked with guilt from letting his audience down and slowly losing his mind... I want to hold his hand and pat his head{/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647198
I have man tiddies but the muscular kind . . . not that stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
dude with some waxing and makeup you could be a great trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
I still don't know how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

I legitimately can't tell the gender, I can't even do the digit ratio test

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647291
hands scream man tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
wait, is that a man or a woman? i'm confused

[Anonymous No.]

>Leader just roasted gender reveal parties

[Anonymous No.]

I feel so sorry for the Sister who payed up and now ppl are calling her a dude with estrogen boobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
You could make some money catfishing, no jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought he was going a very different way with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647362
truly the greatest mystery of this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647391
that's not a sister, anon

[Anonymous No.]

He is losing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647391
It makes me feel more powerful dw

[Anonymous No.]

Jerry

[Anonymous No.]

WOMAN VOICE YAB

[Anonymous No.]

THAT'S RUDE TO BARIAGA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647411
But wait, are you a woman? a man? I'm so fucking confused right now

[Anonymous No.]

girl on Vesper's stream....

[Anonymous No.]

If he actually finds the pichu now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
are you a tranny?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal with that Irish Nigga in Vesper's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>just got reminded of that streamer that had his own phone dox his home because a Streamlabs TTS donation asked Siri "where are we right now"

LEADER TURN OFF VOICE COMMANDS!

[Anonymous No.]

this is a legendary thread

[Anonymous No.]

>he's gonna buy another spear

[Anonymous No.]

dez really does seem to love snailtare huh…

[Anonymous No.]

snailtare x snailmond...

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper Will become the spearmaster

[Anonymous No.]

>spear chucker
Black Vesper confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647094
I can't tell what the fuck your gender is

[Anonymous No.]

>Atlatl
HOLY FUCK I love Nowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647520
Something we inherited from /MAG/.

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing I've learned from this thread is that men are bigger attention whores than women

[Anonymous No.]

absolutely based sisterbro. thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is talking about this btw
https://youtu.be/NHgUMUk3YwY

[Anonymous No.]

No, seriously now, we need female boobs. Vesties, I know you're help with Nowa's return, please show it to us

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647576
Is that what we all are now, sisterbros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647573
The only thing I've learned from this thread is that men are based and actually deliver

[Anonymous No.]

>show me the cheeks fellas, come on I know you want to impress me
.....

[Anonymous No.]

I've long exceeded my Altare threshold and he is going even harder than usual but I feel compelled to keep watching until he gets that shiny... now I get how these kind of streams get views, they're like a drug...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647609
real, didn't even bet anything and still payed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647453
I want to give you the answer but its 10x funnier that everyones confused so yes

[Anonymous No.]

I just got home so I was worried about missing Leader's playthrough but it seems he's been...shinyhunting this whole time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
Yeah....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
yes and he's being cute as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

he's gonna break soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647573
I am sorry you have never experience a bros night out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
And he's refusing to use the shiny sandwich btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
yes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647639
this is the altare experience. soon your “altare threshold” will no longer matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647652
Yeah, he's been shiny hunting since 11pm last night - he hasn't slept at all, and he has a stomachache from drinking a milkshake

[Anonymous No.]

>math.random()
javabros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647520
its not legendary until the balls start getting posted

[Anonymous No.]

Has Vesper ever gotten up to pee during a stream? I don't think i've ever heard him use the bathroom before...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647644
men know that "for the bit" it's a sacred principle

[Anonymous No.]

LISSEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647743
he is a seasoned outdoors man, he can hold his pee and poo in for over 16 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647647
By your answer you're clearly a man or a tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647698
he might actually be the most stubborn person i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>LISSEN YKNOW?
I missed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647813
Me too, I missed it so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647792
men do really?

[Anonymous No.]

pizzachu

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647810
He is an actual child. He literally said "I'm gonna hold my breath until the option I picked wins the poll"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647867
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647792
>>38647836
Yes, we do. One time I didn't pee for like two days straight and when I did it came out it was like pure ectasys shot right to my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647867
altare is an actual fucking shota at heart it’s insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647867
that kusogaki needs correction

[Anonymous No.]

leader...

[Anonymous No.]

That's the most quiet he's ever been on stream ngl

[Anonymous No.]

he’s gonna go cry in bed…

[Anonymous No.]

I hate seeing him sad ;u;

[Anonymous No.]

i want to hug him...

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not watching leader stream, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38647934
Dude, please think of your poor kidneys.

[Anonymous No.]

Aww man, he's so sad :(

[Anonymous No.]

finally going to sleep. good job, leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648012
He was falling asleep since 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

My guy needs some therapy.

[Anonymous No.]

sucks but is what it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648061
no shiny pichu :(

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like trannytits got the hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648061
He spent all stream shiny hunting with no luck, felt pretty bumped about it

[Anonymous No.]

Does the vod URL change if he unlists it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648152
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648061
He had to give up and go to sleep, he said if he gets the pichu tonight he'll finish Saturday but if not he'll have to push it to next week

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Vesper vs the Lizardmen everyone.
CAPTCHA: 8HKDND

[Anonymous No.]

Altare crying to Vesper about not being able to find his shiny.. wanting to be comforted by his daddy... cute...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648180
altnowa gentle comfort sex ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648212
uuuuuuuuUUUuu cuteeeee

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to say that was Altare's best stream, but I don't think he should private it. Just re-title it to "Shiny hunting, you won't BELIEVE what I find!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648180
he’s so cute around vesper it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648228
oops wrong file kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648244
>(GONE WRONG)

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648244
I appreciated how unhinged he got, honestly. It was pretty funny, even if he didn't actually achieve much

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648293
Yeah, it was an entertaining stream, but it wasn't what he wanted it to be, so he's gonna pout.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE my stupid little boy Regis Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648319
>pout
what a child... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Well, at least he didn't private the VOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648244
yeah even running on virtually no sleep with bad stomach cramps and pretty sad he managed to keep me entertained for hours, but at least he isn't privating it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648319
He's lucky his pouting is also cute

[Anonymous No.]

>I watched an autistic manchild shiny hunt in Pokémon for 5 and a half hours without thinking about it
Is there something wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

has the crazy christian guy that throws bible quotes in chat showed up yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648540
The brainwashing has taken hold. One of us...one of us...one of us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648540
Go get a job

[Anonymous No.]

This thread sure was an experience

[Anonymous No.]

Altnowa ‘welcome back’ sexfic doko

[Anonymous No.]

I love altnowa ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648668
And now the evidence is gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648700
>reloading the thread
couldn't be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648700
I have 4chanX and the two vt archives, I can always bring it back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648700
as it should be

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper hates the vesties so much, he didn't talk to them on stream for 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648819
His autism is active

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648540
i was prepared to watch for 12 hours. you're still good.

[Anonymous No.]

jesus, seeing altare as a shota has really fucked my head up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38648668
I'm like 90% sure those were actual femanon tits. I've seen women with a happy trail like that before. She was simply pretty skinny and flat.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Vesper to slowly become more and more verbally abusive towards the vesties!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38649103
the pants had two buttons which say femanon but the hands say male. Either fucked hands genetics or a tranny