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/hag/ - a Christmas Cake to welcome to the Haggy New Year Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:01:31 2022 No.38501469 [Reply] [Original]

Previous thread: >>38340949

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:02:36 2022 No.38501506 this time anons were fast >>38501327 Depending on how you're showing your attraction, I feel like she'll either take in stride and seduce you more or be turned away

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:03:38 2022 No.38501542 File: 3.25 MB, 1763x2500, 5674589964333578565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501469 I WANT TO MARRY HER SO BAD BROS

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:05:05 2022 No.38501591 >>38501542 post hags in marriage dresses pretend I posted a reine one

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:08:09 2022 No.38501712 File: 175 KB, 850x1178, 35346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:15:15 2022 No.38501968 >>38501712 my wife on the right and her wife on the left

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:41:16 2022 No.38502809 File: 2.07 MB, 5181x3624, 94407732_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:45:25 2022 No.38502956 >>38501542 Me too, and I probably will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:46:44 2022 No.38503003 >>38501469 How much longer hagbros

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:49:15 2022 No.38503085 >>38502956 Too bad fella, in the time it took you to reply to my post I've already flown to japan, proposed to her, and married her

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:51:27 2022 No.38503171 >>38503085 Godspeed anon...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:52:10 2022 No.38503195 >>38503085 I'm afraid I just don't buy this. I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year. God help me.

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:58:21 2022 No.38503408

>>38503195
>I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year
first time? I mean I'm thankful that I still have family/friends around to celebrate with but I've established a steady tradition of setting aside time for my oshi/online friends and will probably continue to do it on each holiday/occasion that they stream until the graduation of every vtuber I watch
a lot of them have become very special to me and are those exact type of women who are spending holidays with their pets or is just as much as a hermit as me from their family

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 08:07:23 2022 No.38503653
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>>38503195
>I'm afraid I just don't buy this
Gomenasorry anon, I lied. Can't believe I've been caught
>I'm seriously going to be thinking about a vtuber all day on Christmas this year. God help me.
I know that feel fren...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 08:40:47 2022 No.38504416 >>38503003 less than three weeks she is a literal christmas cake

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:00:32 2022 No.38504984 File: 1.39 MB, 1000x1545, __takane_lui_hololive_drawn_by_finalcake__77e37962ce6cbfd31f5210cb712a1956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Lui to snap my neck with those divine thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:01:59 2022 No.38505028 File: 398 KB, 2048x1679, FKWoPUAaAAAFerK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:17:00 2022 No.38505425 File: 855 KB, 2480x3508, ca75ca8a-e917-4ab2-b990-376892bb121a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591 This still counts as a wedding dress, as far as I'm concerned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:31:44 2022 No.38505800 File: 1.95 MB, 1723x2496, illust_100626170_20221020_000551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:33:32 2022 No.38505849

>>38503003
I love how some of you are celebrating this initiation into hagdom when it's clear as day that your oshi is having a fucking mental breakdown over the fact that she's 30, single and childless. You shouldn't be cheering on her birthday when it's clear she's not happy about it and likely to lose her mind, and it's only going to get worse over time unless she gets married.

Please someone marry Pekora already, her surrounding herself with pets is a coping mechanism for being childless and I don't want to see her become an unmarried hag because she's likely to have a meltdown like all the other girls as they reach 30 with no boyfriend/husband or children.
You do not want your oshi becoming a hag unless she's already got a family.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:35:12 2022 No.38505888 seggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:40:54 2022 No.38506024 File: 34 KB, 434x750, 1645264702560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are chubby hag tummies okay here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 09:45:17 2022 No.38506159 >>38506024 Yes, so I can pretend she's still a little chubby after giving birth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 10:23:34 2022 No.38507220 I hate waking up early but It wouldn't be so bad with a hag by my side

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:00:12 2022 No.38508235 Hag 3D now https://youtu.be/0WLlmgirGD8

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:02:51 2022 No.38508329 >>38508235 My wife is celebrating her anniversary.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:06:00 2022 No.38508466 File: 1.19 MB, 874x1531, __ookami_mio_hololive_drawn_by_varniskarnis__721a0cc34a5f053d49286e2016f1462e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38508329 I am masturbating to your wife right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:20:06 2022 No.38509014 >>38508235 Hags make insomnia bearable

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 11:29:32 2022 No.38509366 Hags are the best

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:03:51 2022 No.38510629
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I love Mio so much. It was basically Haglive today, aside from 2 guests. Which happened to be the only 2 non-hags I have a soft-spot for. Maybe someday we'll have a single Live with just all hags. I can only hope!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:43:23 2022 No.38512209 >tfw I couldn't watch Mio's live because I'm in a wedding At least I know what I'm gonna do before masturbating to hags tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:44:55 2022 No.38512263 File: 584 KB, 1276x714, IMG_20221207_094114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38512209 Forgot to post the image

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:45:56 2022 No.38512305 >>38510629 I was a little sad she didn't appear in her new outfit but it was still a great concert nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:51:35 2022 No.38512488 >>38512305 Cover really needs to start making 3D outfits but well, they're too busy with the mean comments on twitter

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:55:08 2022 No.38512622 >>38512488 As well as hiring God knows how many code monkeys to work on vaporware.

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:03:41 2022 No.38512952
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>>38512305
I really like her new outfit too, but that would've been their fastest outfit reveal to 3d ever, I'd think. If she gets a new 3d, I really hope it's that one though.

Also, it's extremely sexy how easy you can see Mio's spats in her normal outfit during the live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:04:56 2022 No.38513018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21Crx7Qeow Mayodoog

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:20:56 2022 No.38513658 >>38513018 Tell me about the Koyo why does she like mayo

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:24:20 2022 No.38513790
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>you're coming back to you house where your lovely wife, Mio, is waitimg for you
>you opem the door
>pic rel
>seems like she invited her friends for tonight again
Will your dick survive?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:42:57 2022 No.38514517 File: 1.19 MB, 1697x1390, __takane_lui_hololive_drawn_by_nm_tshell2761__33235bddba64b93992436aeccbc2d29f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38513790 Lui alone would be enough to murder my dick. With all 3 it's total penile obliteration.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:43:27 2022 No.38514536 File: 305 KB, 1200x1600, 724BC780-0095-4BE8-98E0-BFAAB930F493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38512952 Short hair hags best

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:44:17 2022 No.38514567 >>38513790 my dick will rise to the occasion and i will leave a trail of impregnated hags around the house

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:46:04 2022 No.38514634 File: 404 KB, 1800x1200, AE505D12-5721-48C6-8FE7-24DDBB6305CF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag foursome

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:51:43 2022 No.38514844 File: 508 KB, 2048x1536, bktc14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38514634 Hag fourseome's saikyou

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 13:51:45 2022 No.38514847 >>38513790 >seems like she invited her friends for tonight again >again w-what happened last time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:03:37 2022 No.38515319 >>38514847 She invited some younglings

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:04:59 2022 No.38515369 File: 2.78 MB, 2894x4093, illust_99363485_20221207_110258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38514847 >>38515319 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:32:10 2022 No.38516337 >>38515369 The fact that Subaru’s gonna be a hag next year makes this pic even better

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:33:19 2022 No.38516376 does anyone have that image of mio staring at you while her head is resting on a table next to a drink? I lost it somehow

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:38:03 2022 No.38516545
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>>38516337
I'm a bit more excited for Shuba's haggening than I am for Senchou if I'm honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:43:11 2022 No.38516739 The sad thing is that everyone here would be more eager to post her if she only used her real voice. Her voice is pure sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:43:47 2022 No.38516757 File: 2.96 MB, 1868x1126, hololive mio 631.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38516376 I knew I had it in there somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:51:30 2022 No.38517025 >>38516545 only 7 more months wait

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:53:36 2022 No.38517100 >>38516739 i will never forgive the Japanese for making some women think their real voices are bad if theyre deeper or more mature sounding. just look at Pochi and how long she avoided hers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:56:18 2022 No.38517202 >>38517100 Twappi too. The girl has an amazing natural voice, but they've made her so insecure about it, I'll hardly ever hear it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:57:09 2022 No.38517229 I just want a hag for christmas so that I can breed her all day and night and raise a family together.

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:00:46 2022 No.38517369

>>38517100
>>38517202
The jp guys may lose points for not liking mature voices, but at least some are taking the hag pill so maybe there’s hope
There’s more milf jav and h asmr than ever
https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/more-young-japanese-men-romantically-involved-with-older-female-coworkers-than-younger-ones-survey

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:05:23 2022 No.38517528 File: 148 KB, 1000x1329, 56469D3B-3EF3-4078-A0EF-EB9B9415611E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38517229

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:07:10 2022 No.38517583

>>38517100
>>38517202
>>38517369
The girls are to blame too. If you go to the Doctors regularly for throath problems, have a lot of people complimenting your singing voice when you go deeper, and everybody loves when they do the ikemen voice and they still think they should still do the mouse voice. Then these girls are retarded. Sadly not even Miosha is free of this autism. Also nips dont like Towa because her early yab that Cover made it worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:12:15 2022 No.38517766 >>38517528 The perfect gift, she even comes with her own christmas themed breeding outfit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:16:31 2022 No.38517948 >>38517100 Elevens are known for their bad taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:23:46 2022 No.38518212 >>38517100 >implying it's a japanese thing Anon. Women from all around the world made their voice sound higher to look cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:31:13 2022 No.38518483 File: 89 KB, 550x778, ENfwC2kUYAA_dHV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:37:00 2022 No.38518680 >>38501469 I want to snort the farts right out of that humongous ass I will lodge my nose so far into her turd cutter that we legally become one being and removing me would be a breach of human rights

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:48:21 2022 No.38519093 >>38518680 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 15:52:01 2022 No.38519228 I just realized Botan is the same age as my mother

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:02:23 2022 No.38519618 >>38516545 I am absolutely more excited for Subaru but I'm just a bigger fan of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:07:04 2022 No.38519775 >>38519228 She single?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:17:21 2022 No.38520196 >>38519775 Not anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:17:22 2022 No.38520200 >>38519228 How fucking old are you? Did your mom have you at 15?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:18:34 2022 No.38520243 >>38520200 I'm 22, she's 41. And I'm the youngest of three kids. My older sister is 26. Do the math

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:32:02 2022 No.38520735 File: 96 KB, 744x614, 1663903048794755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cheeky hags

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:33:08 2022 No.38520771 >>38516376 >>38488475 ????

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:39:28 2022 No.38521017

>>38517583
>have a lot of people complimenting your singing voice when you go deeper
Thing is, that's only for singing, and even then not always. Nips go hard on speaking voices that don't fit the mold of what they consider "idol". This goes for deep voices like Twap, but also loud voices like Polka/Koyo. It's stupid, sure, but if you were around during debut's you'd have seen plenty of the hate coming from 5chan and such.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:46:33 2022 No.38521285 >>38521017 If nips didnt like Towa deep voice she wouldn't be doing all those ikemen voice videos/streams

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:48:55 2022 No.38521376 >>38521092 Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:49:03 2022 No.38521384 >>38518483 I'm going to steal this office lady from her husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:53:14 2022 No.38521529 >>38521285 yeah like all 4 of them, so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 16:56:57 2022 No.38521677 >>38521529 Nips don't like Towa for her yab, there's really nothing more. It's towa who thinks its because of her voice. Anyways. Towa is not a hag so let's discuss Polka's sweaty armpits

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:17:33 2022 No.38522409
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>>38521677
>there's really nothing more.
Anon... they still give her grief for her voice during lives and shit. They are also the cause of Polka's collab autism. Not like anything can be done about it, but it IS a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:28:19 2022 No.38522817 >>38520243 >26 Ew, too young. Dropped.

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:33:29 2022 No.38523012

>>38517583
>Also nips dont like Towa because her early yab that Cover made it worse
Yab or not, she got bullied for her voice and even fakes it when she isn't with hololive. She pretty much hates her voice due to Japanese people bullying her since school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:36:49 2022 No.38523138 >>38523012 I'm sure you studied with her. Anyways, doesnt change the fact that she's retarded for using the nasal voice

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:38:29 2022 No.38523207 File: 325 KB, 1500x2000, IMG_20221205_104522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does that stare mean

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:42:21 2022 No.38523355 >>38517369 >Marine and Lui were ex OL Imagine just working near a hot girl in the office and find out she’s Lui after she quits your job

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:45:02 2022 No.38523474 >>38523207 She's doubting whether you can actually file your taxes on your own or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 17:59:19 2022 No.38523998 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psAqpNsAxTI >85 years old b-bros...

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:07:24 2022 No.38524345 >>38523998 I wanna fuck her until she gets a heart attack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:21:29 2022 No.38524877 >>38521017 Why did Koyo get shit for her voice?? Its preposterous!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:24:22 2022 No.38524997 File: 393 KB, 1453x1974, PolSideEye2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38523207 She politely wondering when you're going take breed her. Take too long though, and she gets less polite about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:24:24 2022 No.38524999 >>38523998 If true, think about it, she was alive in ww2 !

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:26:59 2022 No.38525090 >>38524877 Because she is loud, same as Polka. Though it does seem like Polka made a point to be there for Koyo pretty early, probably expecting the reaction, and providing her support (and a collab partner with fans used to louder voices)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:34:34 2022 No.38525368 File: 658 KB, 814x1154, 34534355.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38521677

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:45:13 2022 No.38525815 >>38517100 This just means there's more sexy low voice JP milfs for me then

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 18:52:47 2022 No.38526152 >>38518212 This Most women hate having a deep voice becasue it's considered masculine

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 19:05:44 2022 No.38526700 File: 152 KB, 850x1317, __omaru_polka_hololive_drawn_by_ckhd__1e4fe29f53767b45ddd9d26374ea355f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38521677 Polka pits.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:03:40 2022 No.38529572 Obasans doko

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:18:50 2022 No.38530287 File: 154 KB, 850x1087, PolWife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:21:31 2022 No.38530404 I wanna fuck Flare so bad. I'm not talking about regular sex I'm talking about BABY MAKING sex. I want to get Flare pregnant, i want to make her a mommy

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:33:37 2022 No.38530942 >>38530512 FLAREEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:34:55 2022 No.38531006 How is it possible for a hag to be this cute? https://files.catbox.moe/b3cgmm.mp4

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 21:00:40 2022 No.38532153 File: 2.77 MB, 960x520, KawaiiFlare[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F6fc8a3.webm].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38531006

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 21:03:51 2022 No.38532315 >>38532153 I really want to marry Flare

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 22:19:40 2022 No.38535414 File: 259 KB, 999x1267, 1670338967176461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 22:56:45 2022 No.38536894 File: 1.57 MB, 1374x2143, 20220615_115509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:02:03 2022 No.38540232 File: 1.40 MB, 1944x3456, hololive botan maid 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38536894 Guys I think my new maid might be an assassin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:32:52 2022 No.38541819 >>38504984 They made the gap too big. She looks deformed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:34:14 2022 No.38541900 >>38541819 she has fucking wings on her head why do you care if she has birthing hips

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:35:48 2022 No.38541983 >>38541900 And yet the wings on her head bother me less than her having rickets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:47:15 2022 No.38542611 >>38541983 gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:47:52 2022 No.38542645 >>38542611 Yeah, for your father.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:48:20 2022 No.38542675 >>38542645 good, he deserves some action

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:20:30 2022 No.38544738 File: 361 KB, 961x983, PolLewd27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:24:41 2022 No.38545007 >>38544738 Gib link

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:28:30 2022 No.38545248 File: 450 KB, 883x1238, PolLewd26.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38545007 https://3hentai.net/d/682781

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:30:57 2022 No.38545383 File: 375 KB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_20221203-214827-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38545248 >yuri Well that's a shame, thanks though.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:43:36 2022 No.38546213
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Is there a list somewhere with all the hags from Niji EN/JP? I refuse to fucking believe it's just Tokotyan and Nina. 170 and a bit members, and only 2 hags? Life can't be that sad, can it?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:29:42 2022 No.38549503 Marine, my beloved..

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:32:13 2022 No.38549652 Flare,my beloved...

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:38:11 2022 No.38550062

>>38546213
Here
>NijiJP-Hags:
>Inui Toko
>Dola
>Shizuka Rin
>Fumi
>Ange Katrina
>Sister Claire
>Takamiya Rion
>Ars Almal

>NijiID-Hags:
>Nara Haramaung
>Hyona Elatiora

>NijiEN-Hags:
>Nina Kosaka
>Millie Parfait

Nijis to be hags in 2023
Gundo Mirei
Warabeda Meiji
Suzuhara Lulu
Shiina Yuika
Pomu Rainpuff
Yorumi Rena

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:38:56 2022 No.38550120 File: 162 KB, 850x1126, 1670396215636982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am jealous of the Anon she groomed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:39:12 2022 No.38550148 File: 2.67 MB, 4000x2738, E-W32-XUUAMYVnY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38549503 Nope, mine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:43:24 2022 No.38550430 >>38550148 How did you get a photo of my wife and I in our bathroom?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:55:17 2022 No.38551178 >>38545383 >he doesnt know about the /become/ trick

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:56:14 2022 No.38551251 File: 2.08 MB, 2894x4093, 171b5b1a46c9c0e3d3fd0c72b84760ef.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:56:43 2022 No.38551284 >>38546213 >>38550062 Please beware that this list only counts their ages not their personality

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:59:19 2022 No.38551477 >>38542675 Damn. Hope he's doin okay, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 03:39:11 2022 No.38553985 File: 322 KB, 848x1200, 31c6afee0a875fbc6f126d98cb37eb87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 03:44:08 2022 No.38554256 File: 1.02 MB, 964x727, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wake up >see this Kanpeki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:05:17 2022 No.38555750 >>38553985 Relentlessly mating pressing and relaxingly snuggling with Queen Miosha

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:06:21 2022 No.38555833 >>38550430 I like to watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:16:27 2022 No.38556635 File: 471 KB, 494x734, Pure Hag Sex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look how she outlines her body

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:21:49 2022 No.38556984 File: 735 KB, 849x1200, 16853848189138591384931.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:31:38 2022 No.38557723 >>38556635 https://files.catbox.moe/6q5ke4.webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:32:35 2022 No.38557788 File: 715 KB, 2239x4096, dbebb94331e9b7dd9d78f449e534241c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38556635 Naughty hag showing her irl outlines. She needs impregnation correction by mating press.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:34:08 2022 No.38557879 File: 263 KB, 1536x2048, FUAcI0waAAEpZXP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:36:39 2022 No.38558065 File: 471 KB, 300x300, 6DmRQuO.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38556635 Did Doog just show us that her chest and hips are bigger and wider than her 3d model????

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:37:44 2022 No.38558174 File: 146 KB, 714x1000, 79bc71fd8c71d99b5ac1b793b2b9de29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38501591

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:52:50 2022 No.38559281 >>38556635 She also has six pack abs irl

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:55:00 2022 No.38559427 >>38558065 If that meme image of Ratna Petit with her hands a mile away from Honma Himawari’s model’s ass is to believed then yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:59:07 2022 No.38559734 >>38556635 I have seen the dox and I have a very vivid imagination. This rules. :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:59:53 2022 No.38559789 File: 643 KB, 768x625, massive_fucking_dumpydump.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38559427

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:19:49 2022 No.38561267 >>38559734 Does she have abs Anon that's what I need to know

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:23:39 2022 No.38561540 >>38561267 https://youtube.com/watch?v=v0_gZwVSKIA

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:28:13 2022 No.38561865 >>38505849 >and it's only going to get worse over time unless she gets married. Shouldn’t be a problem. I’ve just talked to Kishida, we’ve come to an agreement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:35:51 2022 No.38562433 File: 417 KB, 2218x3157, e97ce61b148d94f309af692ece5ee924 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38561540 I must lick the hag six-pack

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:47:21 2022 No.38563175 >>38505849 Don't worry I'll marry her and take care of her monkey too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 05:49:52 2022 No.38563355 >>38505849 I know it's not gonna be an easy birthday for her, but she'll pull through it. Lots of people don't get married until their mid thirties, some even later. I'd imagine more than a few of us in this thread are on that path, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:02:26 2022 No.38564100 >>38505849 >>38563355 Isn't it extremely risk for her to have a child in her mid thirties? Mostly due to the child being born with a birth defect

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:03:57 2022 No.38564172

>>38564100
"Geriatric pregnancy" officially starts at 35 but these days even that's pretty safe, most women are good until 40.
And even at 40+, the most likely issue is chromosomal abnormalities like Down syndrome, which are easily detected in utero and...solved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:05:58 2022 No.38564267 >>38564172 >and...solved. You can solve down syndrome in the womb? Wow technology sure is advancing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:10:30 2022 No.38564523 File: 86 KB, 893x612, 5wHi5Qs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38564267

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:11:08 2022 No.38564554 >>38564523 Oh...

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:13:08 2022 No.38564665

>>38564100
Not as much as you might think. Chances of birth defects go up but it's not like you're guaranteed a disabled kid or anything.
This kinda shit doesn't really worry me too much since I have a brother that's developmentally disabled, and he was born when my parents were 26. This is also completely anecdotal, but I've happened to have met more disabled people that were born when their parents were that age than those born to people in their thirties or even forties. There are risks with pregnancy at any age, and it really kills me to see women who haven't had children by the time they hit thirty lose their heads over it. I wish they'd start worrying at fifty instead or something instead. Hag love.
>>38564554
Lol, anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:20:17 2022 No.38565034 >>38559789 That collab between Himawari and Polka must’ve been /ag/ levels of thicc

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:22:43 2022 No.38565152 >>38564523 Will It Blend is an absolute classic of early youtube. Thanks for the memory activation Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:54:30 2022 No.38566826 Hags with bushy pubes or without?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:27:46 2022 No.38568042 >>38566826 Hags with hair all over their body. Armpits, butts, bush, everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:28:19 2022 No.38568058 File: 176 KB, 1103x1428, __shirakami_fubuki_and_ookami_mio_hololive_drawn_by_gamarenji__307051c0627b5b0efa7fc809f4303647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38566826 I fine with either, truthfully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:39:19 2022 No.38568356 >>38566826 I'm a neat freak and partial germaphobe, so I'd say without, although I understand the biological benefit of leaving the hair meaning I can settle for trimmed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:47:21 2022 No.38568629 After repeated days of masturbating and drying my balls out, i think i’ve figured out that i just want to have sex with women a decade older than me

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:57:26 2022 No.38568995

>>38563355
>I'd imagine more than a few of us in this thread are on that path, too.
Bro I'm 29 and a KHV, I'm not exactly happy with how my life turned out and it was nowhere near what I envisioned myself as when I was 20. To make matters worse at my age the few friends I still have (because everyone drifts apart due to having different routines and responsabilities) is almost non-existant with a bunch of them now having kids or getting married. I'm a guy and I don't even have to worry about being viewed as a leftover woman or declining fertility (yet) and I'm really not looking forward to turning 30. To make it worse you plan things and it would take years to either get your life where you want it to be or get married, so you're actually looking until around 35-36 assuming you start now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:09:07 2022 No.38569368 File: 213 KB, 2243x1401, F4BD9A3D-D580-4DDE-9B20-DD64B6B45EFC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38556635 >>38559734 >>38561540 she has the perfect female body

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:14:08 2022 No.38569529

>>38568995
I feel you man. I'm 27 and in similar circumstances, but since my life genuinely fucking sucked until around three years ago I'm actually looking forward to my thirties. 35 or 36 might seem pretty late to have all your ducks in a row, but the way I look at it that still leaves you with a good fifty years or more to enjoy your life. Being a KHV genuinely sounds rough, though. I hope shit gets better for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 08:15:00 2022 No.38569554 i want to have pre marital sex with marine

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 09:00:11 2022 No.38570816 >>38566826 Bushy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 09:42:16 2022 No.38571837 File: 1.38 MB, 1404x2300, 1666648925795983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 09:58:13 2022 No.38572222 File: 307 KB, 1348x1888, 1670435427399968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 10:16:27 2022 No.38572643 When is hag mating season? When do hags go into heat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 10:17:55 2022 No.38572682 File: 566 KB, 1400x3222, 1654085096778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38572643 >now >always

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 10:34:11 2022 No.38573051 >>38555833 >Mumei likes hags I might have to start watching her now

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:15:42 2022 No.38574021 Post Pochi

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 11:44:54 2022 No.38574820 i want to breed hags

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 12:25:04 2022 No.38575802 >>38574820 Why would you post something so controversial yet so brave

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 12:27:17 2022 No.38575874 File: 433 KB, 2048x1707, Fc8jD5UXgAMOdiA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 12:30:50 2022 No.38575960
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>>38550120
I'm hoping she has another one sometime, it's been a while since I've spoken to her since I rarely talk in the discord server or stream chats. It'd be pretty nice to update her on things and see her reaction to me watching her since the first time

Also, she's streaming right now
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:04:51 2022 No.38576927 File: 232 KB, 1384x2048, FE3OLx5akAMlbq--orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38556635 damn Korone looks like THAT!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:20:39 2022 No.38577419 File: 2.41 MB, 2800x2500, 6c79cd7920227bd1f5e6c0e6f55b2875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38566826 Unpopular opinion time, I prefer clean shaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:27:48 2022 No.38577669 File: 817 KB, 926x669, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38572643 >he doesn't know

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:51:32 2022 No.38578424

>>38577669
Not all true
Here’s a comprehensive list of all animal Holohags mating times
Polka: January-February
Mio: January-April
Fubuki: March-April
Lui: early spring
Watame: autumn, though some can breed any time of the year
Korone: every 6 months, exact months vary
Koyori: February-March
Lion: December-March, though can happen any time if she is willing

Hags who have birthday lives during their heat
Polka, Koyori, Korone (possible)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 13:56:15 2022 No.38578574 >>38578424 *Botan: December-March

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:00:32 2022 No.38578722 File: 91 KB, 850x820, __hakui_koyori_hololive_drawn_by_cucumbear073__sample-ec69fd13220fe6b89b5825c81639969b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38578424 The idea that 3D Mayori is at peak horny is extremely nice.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:12:09 2022 No.38579095

>>38578722
>Polka gave Koyori personal advice when 5ch antis teased her about her loud voice
>She probably gave her advice on how to best project her hag pheromones during her debut birthday live for maximum breeding potential since she goes through it every year too
Polka being the supportive senpai in more ways than one

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:16:35 2022 No.38579262 >>38578722 I want to rush the stage to claim and breed her in front of everybody

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:17:42 2022 No.38579301 File: 162 KB, 873x1280, 9DE53214-C2D8-4E78-A2AF-2A55BDC4C9CA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38578424 >Botan >December-March That means she’s in heat RIGHT NOW Oh shit she’s coming right for us

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 14:35:38 2022 No.38579791 File: 3.41 MB, 2480x3508, 1667261886614287.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38579301 Quick, protect your balls!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:09:33 2022 No.38580837 File: 2.69 MB, 1831x1684, __shishiro_botan_hololive_drawn_by_esearu__eaa8c5ca84f8e95813cd20418ccf01f8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38579791 I'm not sure I want to. She can have my balls if she wants them.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 15:43:50 2022 No.38582001

>>38579301
>>38579791
>>38580837
You're on a date with Botan. You're heading into the city and seeing as there are no seats on the packed train, you have to stand bodies pressed against each other. Too focused on making sure you get off at the right stop, you don't feel her grinding herself against you and breathing in your scent. You both get off at your stop and take your seats across from each other at a nearby restaurant. You notice something soft pushing on you from under the table but before you can comment on Botan attempting to play with your crotch using her foot, the waiter brings you the check and you promptly forget it even happened. With full stomachs, your evening continues on at the cinema. Neither of you had any particular film in mind before coming but you pick one out and get yourselves seated. At some point during the movie, you end up holding hands. You are so enraptured by the movie that you don't realize that your hand somehow ended up on her crotch or that she was slowly rubbing herself on it. Once the movie ends, you realize it's very late and start the journey back home but she's quiet the entire way back. You must've done something wrong and you spend the whole way back home thinking it over but you can't figure out what you did to get on her bad side. Tired of you not noticing the not so subtle hints, she slams the front door shut, forcefully carries you to the bedroom, throws you on the bed, and tears your clothes off. Her prey has been dangled in front of her all day long and the lioness is tired of holding back, she's going to take what's rightfully hers and she's not going to be gentle about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:16:20 2022 No.38582997 File: 124 KB, 873x645, 9c6780a2091359bbe5e13a03d203e213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38556635 We need more fit hags I want to breed Korone's 38 year old hag pussy and revive her eggs with my young cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:21:14 2022 No.38583154 >>38582997 So where were you when Korone broke Koyori's arm?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:21:30 2022 No.38583168 >>38582997 Rumors are she’s getting a bit soft around the tummy again Polka is probably the next to be fit, she lost a bunch of weight

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:22:56 2022 No.38583208 >>38583168 Polka is probably a genuine 10/10 now that she's gotten in better shape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:24:35 2022 No.38583246 >>38583154 QRD?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:26:12 2022 No.38583306 >>38583208 Just in time for breeding season so she won't let her young prey escape

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:26:32 2022 No.38583314 >>38583246 Korone and Koyori arm wrestled during their off colab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c21Crx7Qeow&t=3521s

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:39:36 2022 No.38583682 >>38583314 Is it fully broken or did Korone put it back in place

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:41:27 2022 No.38583734 >>38583682 Sounds more like Korone was afraid she broke her arm, but didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 16:54:54 2022 No.38584218 File: 265 KB, 850x1288, sample_89738f4dbe04a207d10220b6f7b27a87.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38583314 I want to be wrestled by Korone and have her pin me down and won't let me go until my balls are dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:23:40 2022 No.38585114 >>38583208 If Okayu’s new rm weightloss pics are anything to go by Polka will look stunning Also kinda hot Polka dyes her hair blond irl Don’t like how Lui dyes hers gray but guess thats the trend now

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:28:10 2022 No.38585262 >>38585114 sauce on the Lui pics?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:31:51 2022 No.38585395 >>38583208 I miss Porka...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:35:10 2022 No.38585512 >>38585114 >Dyes hair gray Really owning up to the hag status

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:37:04 2022 No.38585586 >>38585114 Does catto have a new rm account? The one I know has been inactive for a while same with doog.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:37:20 2022 No.38585601
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>>38584218
I know wrestling is fake and all spectacle, but would be kinda hot if you did a 4vs1 match with Korone, Koyori, Lui and Botan, them pinning you down while Korone did the finishing move
But after the show Korone takes you aside pins you down for real on the bed

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:38:59 2022 No.38585671 >>38585395 And I miss fatto catto Though doog getting a bit chubby again is an interesting feel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:46:28 2022 No.38585943 >>38585601 I'm still convinced that doog holds underground boxing matches in the basement of the bakery she works at. Showing absolutely no mercy beating the living shit out of her opponent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:50:04 2022 No.38586066 File: 1.09 MB, 768x1152, 1670387428726299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38585671 >Chubby Korone that still has her muscles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 17:52:24 2022 No.38586160 >>38585114 Some women really pull that gray dye look off well and I bet she's one of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:03:39 2022 No.38586595 File: 1.21 MB, 498x498, hololive lui dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38585114 >>38585512 >>38586160 Lui! Kissing her lips she forgot to wax today! Wiping the tears from her crow's feet! Her letting you sniff her graying hair! Lui!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:19:48 2022 No.38587510 File: 282 KB, 2000x2000, 9C3A4F53-E474-4B6C-8019-BE4D0C7CD860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38550120 I, too, would like to be groomed by a hag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:38:23 2022 No.38588583 File: 2.19 MB, 2000x2000, illust_88035479_20221208_153716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >2 kids anon? Hahahah >haha you know that with kemonomimis the bare minimun is 7, right? >and you're married to 4 >do the math anon, hahaha

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:43:03 2022 No.38588865 >>38588583 Would Watame be a good mama?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:45:35 2022 No.38589015 >>38588865 For certain, probably a top tier mom.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 18:57:50 2022 No.38589774
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>>38588865
>>38589015
>Watame cries tears of joy after making love with her younger soul mate knowing her child will get the loving father she never had.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:10:37 2022 No.38590662 File: 1.11 MB, 850x1200, 026f9ccb2003faa43b5b8cced9425216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:22:59 2022 No.38591265 >>38589774 Imagine if you had to leave her after she gave birth, and she has to raise the child without his/her loving father.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:23:48 2022 No.38591296 >>38591265 Who hurt you anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:29:48 2022 No.38591583 >>38591296 I did. I had that obtrusive thought, and it made me sad. I had to make sure everyone else had that thought, too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:32:02 2022 No.38591672 >>38589774 Exactly. That's also my motivation for being the greatest dad I can be. But for me it's a woman three to five years my senior.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:33:47 2022 No.38591761

>>38591265
>>38591296
>>38591583
Now, imagine being in love with Watame, she just gave birth and is resting in the house but every time you have to do something outside she gets worried and calls you all the time, make her friends follow you because she's scared of you leaving her. Thing that you make sure she knows will never happen every evening when you arrive

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:33:59 2022 No.38591770

>>38501542
>>38503085
>>38503195
>>38503653
Sorry guys but I'm the one who genuinely and legitimately already married Marine, here's the footage from the wedding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
To protect our privacy, everyone's faces have been altered by AI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:42:37 2022 No.38592133 >>38583168 >>38583208 Where did the idea she lost weight come from? I'm hoping it's true, fuck the architects.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:46:09 2022 No.38592262 File: 172 KB, 1280x2048, B6483A43-0F72-4475-8DF6-D6E1B3524621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 19:57:55 2022 No.38592724 File: 1.07 MB, 1075x1518, c53e2bd9495fa595e26e178db620bdf2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38591672 I'm 25 so the woman has to be at least 5 years older than me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:28:51 2022 No.38593847 >>38590662 I she actually a hag?She sounds like a zoomer that tries to fake an older voice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:30:47 2022 No.38593918 >>38592724 I want to kiss Marine so badly

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 20:45:02 2022 No.38594470 >>38593918 I want to kiss her and comfort her after she has a rough day like Miko, Suisei and Botan mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:12:17 2022 No.38595450 How many years until Miko is a hag?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:14:55 2022 No.38595539 >>38594470 Never unless she stop with that retarded fake voice, the same reason no one posts Luna here. But with Luna is more extreme since she acts like a entlited baby even offline

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:17:10 2022 No.38595618 >>38592724 I’m nearing 30 so she has to be my age or slightly older Also willing to take a cake to mature into a hag, that way she gets to be a hag as well as support her older man fetish

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:18:48 2022 No.38595686 >>38595450 4

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:20:15 2022 No.38595743 >>38595539 >fake voice If only you knew how bad things are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:20:17 2022 No.38595744 >>38595686 Can't wait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:25:44 2022 No.38595923 >>38595539 I think you replied to the wrong post Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:28:13 2022 No.38596030 Friendly reminder that Gundou Mirei will be a hag as of next month

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:29:00 2022 No.38596057 >>38595923 Yeah, I did. Don't really know how that happens Meant to reply >>38595450

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:36:27 2022 No.38596327 >>38595743 Fake voice or not I would fuck Miko and Luna like no tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:43:36 2022 No.38596588 >>38596327 Same The rare moments the real voice comes out only makes it hotter And the idea of them putting a fake voice on stream and then getting all comfy next to you with their real voice because they love you more than any of their fans is hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:45:36 2022 No.38596673 >>38596588 Miko's real voice has a husky big sister energy I wonder why she doesn't use it more often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 21:56:42 2022 No.38597088 >>38596673 In a few years it’ll be husky mommy energy, with the mature tones of a fully ripened hag literal Shiho Bubaigawara-tier asmr level

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:01:56 2022 No.38597260 >>38593918 >>38594470 Same, and I will. It's my life's purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:27:26 2022 No.38598114 File: 589 KB, 848x1200, __inui_toko_nijisanji_drawn_by_fumihiko_fu_mihi_ko__9138b349caadc695772148cc3d25fcd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Squishy and soft.

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:32:31 2022 No.38598302

>>38596673
Where can I hear her actual voice? All the clips I saw were joke voice reveals, but I'm curious to know how she actually sounds. Literally every real voice was superior to the fake one, I don't get why Japanese still insist on the high pitched tones for women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 22:59:34 2022 No.38599337 >>38598302 Find her rm then once you do just Google the name Japanese and you'll get what you're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 23:05:40 2022 No.38599583 >>38598114 And full of cerberus milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 23:49:58 2022 No.38601383 >>38599583 What does that taste like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:11:34 2022 No.38602401 >>38599337 anonchama don't tell me you're talking about her deep onee san voice or her voice when she voice over males characters

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:13:29 2022 No.38602502 POV : you woke up from a nap

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:14:39 2022 No.38602572 File: 1.30 MB, 1447x2047, IMG_20221208_211221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38602502 Forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:52:11 2022 No.38604220 >>38591770 Wasn't November Rain inspired by Axel Rose's wife being shot to death in an attempted assassination of Axel Rose? Are you insinuating that Marine has been shot to death?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:55:13 2022 No.38604364 File: 70 KB, 689x372, ED6057E5-CEA7-4DFF-8C11-C4DE87FBFF2D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38601383 Rich and creamy https://files.catbox.moe/v9xjom.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 00:57:19 2022 No.38604455 >>38602572 >ywn wake up to this sight after napping on her lap

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 01:37:39 2022 No.38606489 >>38604364 GIWTWM

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 01:41:51 2022 No.38606743
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I play D&D with some friends and I am the DM right now. I am putting a /hag/ NPC in the game. In y'all's opinion, would it be hotter/better for her to still be a virgin or no?

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 02:06:48 2022 No.38607972
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>>38606743
Non-V, without a doubt. Just imagine, if she's experienced, in that moment with you, she's at the best she's ever been. With her practiced techniques, you'll receive her at her highest mastery of sex. She'll make you feel better than any virgin ever could.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 02:15:22 2022 No.38608422 >>38606743 Obviously virgin. Being a whore doesn't make you better a sex. Also a virgin hag means that she takes relationships really serious and would make a perfect wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 03:18:09 2022 No.38611783 File: 3.20 MB, 2460x1742, eee8334c63b770cb3aea41a0ea95a15d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 03:20:15 2022 No.38611899 File: 225 KB, 1280x1843, 1668983972847367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38608422 I think puritan-kun is a virgin or at the very least has a warped sense of reality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 04:09:04 2022 No.38614544 File: 539 KB, 2397x4096, 1668180377095120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 04:38:28 2022 No.38615828 >>38606743 how about a widow?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:03:34 2022 No.38616888 >>38611899 Reminder that microchimerism is real and previously-pregnant women have DNA from their previous sexual partners.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:05:25 2022 No.38616992 >>38611899 >You have to marry women with a body count in the thousands or else you're a puritan!! Enjoy yout STDs, I'll enjoy my women pure

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:12:34 2022 No.38617350

>>38611899
The way people cope with helplessness is to fetishize it. In the west you are pretty much helpless to find a woman who doesn't have a double-digit body count, so you rationalize this fact: "Oh, it's hot that she's experienced. It'll be great sex". But it won't save you from the fact that each additional sexual partner increases the odds a breakup or divorce. Past three and you're pretty much doomed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:23:07 2022 No.38617876 File: 144 KB, 850x1199, dd79316374747e990531bf62591579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real Jakarta hours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:40:20 2022 No.38618751 Indonesians are already engaged since they're teenager, they don't have to cope with slutty women like you amerimutt. Also >Melfag >American >Cuck Every single time

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:42:10 2022 No.38618849 File: 1.15 MB, 1314x2508, 1670541713437064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Abandon Degeneracy Embrace JK Polka

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 05:45:34 2022 No.38619016 >>38618751 >implying any hag itt is a virgin lol, lmao. Also, I'm Australian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 06:14:59 2022 No.38620261 >>38618849 My wife!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 06:28:40 2022 No.38620788 File: 115 KB, 846x1500, 1670547356189431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38619016 >Australian Moot was right about you people

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 06:32:20 2022 No.38620925 File: 153 KB, 850x1202, __yozora_mel_hololive_drawn_by_yahime_hoshino__sample-67ab43b03fc457937180a93d9be9a4aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38620788 >moot Who?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 06:50:45 2022 No.38621475 File: 337 KB, 1400x991, ccd04d70b591f4397ed5f6f92e1cb38d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Life's so unfair, bros. Why does AZKi get to be a hag, but Sora doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:01:46 2022 No.38621743 >>38621475 But it means that Sora gets to be married to a hag, which is awesome

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:16:26 2022 No.38622169 >>38617350 >>38616992 afraid of not being good enough for your woman when you just sit on your ass cope

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:20:00 2022 No.38622250 >>38621475 The inexorable progression of time, I guess?

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:22:17 2022 No.38622315
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the D&D guy from >>38606743 here responding to
>>38607972
>>38611899
>>38615828
with more context on my thought process

I'm think I'm leaning virgin8AYRV. Bit of context.
The NPC took in a street urchin boy when she was barely an adult and he was still young. I'm thinking she is like a decade older than him, give or take. I'm thinking their relationship is something like Akira Hayama and Jun Shiomi in Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars). Basically she is his guardian, then later becomes his wife (not that that is canon in Food Wars as far as I am aware)
It could work that her work and raising him kept her too busy to have a serious relationship and every have sex, then she realizes that he is the man she loves the most in the world. Yeah, if she is a virgin she won't have the sexual experience, but as someone who has dated virgins in the past, part of the fun is learning from each other what you like through trial and error.
Unexperienced /hag/ means that she needs to figure out just the right way to work the shaft and balls at the same time if you catch my drift. Could end up taking quite a bit of practice, might have to call off work frequently to spend the day trying to find the best methods.
idk just spit-balling ideas out loud out here.

Been drinking, will check back in the AM

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:31:52 2022 No.38622554 >>38622315 I think that'd work. Are you going to have your players make rolls during sex?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 07:37:41 2022 No.38622733 >>38621475 Be the change you want to see and post Sora here. I always tought she has a very mature attitude and has that ''mother that tries to act like your older sister'' vibe

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 09:09:12 2022 No.38625674 File: 660 KB, 1235x691, __tsunomaki_watame_hololive_drawn_by_buru_dai__f86acfb012e8306f5ec99cc20378e589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 10:07:33 2022 No.38627280 File: 768 KB, 2000x1400, 1647952673371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Koyori is doing hag things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZmZDBFFTC4

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 10:45:51 2022 No.38628060 >>38627280 Cooking with Koyo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 11:08:50 2022 No.38628725 >>38604220 That's just a metaphor for me almost killing Marine when we had sex for the first time. I shot my backed up semen into her like a fucking laser beam.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 11:40:15 2022 No.38629842 So um... is there an age cap for /hag/? Like a TOO OLD for /hag/ thing as we apparently got a legit granny vtuber now...

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 12:30:46 2022 No.38631265 File: 207 KB, 467x731, babachuuba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38629842 If you want to post her, I see no reason to object. The older they get, the haggier they get, I suppose?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 12:33:08 2022 No.38631325 >>38631265 I'm just kinda shocked it took this long to get one. Although at the same time never figured she'd use that kind of model but eh strange times

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 12:43:26 2022 No.38631624
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>>38631325
Guess it just finally got either cheap enough or userfriendly enough? And we might be getting more soon, too. She's looking for friends her age to do things with, according to https://meta-grandma.com/ .

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 12:48:10 2022 No.38631753 >>38631624 Japanese Grannies are on another level!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:23:10 2022 No.38632824 File: 144 KB, 850x1055, __shishiro_botan_and_tsunomaki_watame_hololive_drawn_by_miko_no_kamiko__-2ed4c759d620234cdc5f56418f0f4cb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I had a tasty Watame to snack from, too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 13:51:46 2022 No.38633701 >>38632824 Infinite food....

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:21:32 2022 No.38634788 File: 284 KB, 714x711, __shishiro_botan_and_tsunomaki_watame_hololive_drawn_by_mefomefo__62bcb23dd8c3788c800ec0fe43a40690.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38633701 Most edible hag in Holo.

Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:45:55 2022 No.38635557

>>38622554
Good morning everyone I'm back.
I have had them roll for sex before. The group doesn't get uncomfortable with sex cause we typically play it for comedy.
I have the player and the NPC each roll a performance check. Advantage and Disadvantage is given based on special circumstances. I don't go into super lewd detail, but I might say something specific for story or humor.
Ex. There is an upcoming situation where I'm 99% sure that our rogue (A very handsome and charismatic rogue. He is a honeypot cold war spy type) is going to end up fucking an NPC who is basically Aki. I'm gonna have her suddenly ask him to call her "Aunty" or "Mommy" in the middle of it. If he says he is not down with that, it is gonna be at disadvantage cause she is disappointed.
I'm not gonna say he is being a prude or something if he isn't into incest play with some woman he barely knows. I'm just gonna say she isn't gonna contact him for a follow up. He is a high charisma rogue with the noble background, he has further opportunity to get laid.

Oh one more example of the sex jokes. Another party member got a nat 20 on his performance check while the woman simultaneously rolled bad even with her performance modifier. So the joke was that he was laying pipe so good that she just went stupid over it.
She apparently went so stupid that she forgot about birth control. I rolled in secret, she is pregnant. That's gonna come back pon him, cause this campaign is gonna have time skips and take place over longer period of time, so that kid is a gonna be born at some point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:46:39 2022 No.38635576 One day I will be your favorite hagtuber

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 14:57:28 2022 No.38635911 >>38631325 >it took this long to get one I mean, there was already a JP granny chuuba before vtubers were popular, it just that her character isn't anime style. I think her name was ババsomething

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 15:32:32 2022 No.38637109 >>38635576 I will find you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 15:51:46 2022 No.38637860 >>38635557 >our DM was picked up by a huge game developer for his mad drawing skills so we are stuck not being able to continue our campaign (he obviously cannot miss a chance like this) Fuck, i just want to roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 16:07:59 2022 No.38638485 Sex with hags is nice but I'd like it if I could just wake up next to one someday

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 16:38:35 2022 No.38639588 >>38568058 >Fubuchan has a modest bush >Mio has a full jungle OH MY DICK

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 16:40:57 2022 No.38639677 File: 44 KB, 620x348, 1590348705380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>38589774 Don't do this to me, not now, please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:02:08 2022 No.38640506 >>38616992 >There is no in between for being a virgin and a cumdump lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:10:17 2022 No.38640817 >>38639588 As it should be There’s a reason why Mio’s oshi mark is a forest

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:12:27 2022 No.38640897 >>38568058 There are enough hag pheromones in that room to drive a man wild

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:15:32 2022 No.38641013 File: 3.63 MB, 1506x1995, illust_103478191_20221209_141314.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:23:33 2022 No.38641313 I wanna fuck Flare

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 9 17:30:46 2022 No.38641569 >>38641013 BLOOMERS

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