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Genuinely, which holo is the best wife? im not talking about any of that mommy bullshit. im talking about someone who knows how to manage her finance, have good hobbies, knows to communicate, have a good set of work skills and also household skills, family oriented, good with kids AND the mommy bullshit.

>> No.38495962

You already posted my pick.

>> No.38496056

>>38495819
Mio, Lui, Choco and Marine

>> No.38496117
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>>38495819

>> No.38496124

>>38496056
100% Mio

>> No.38496220

>>38495819
Fuck there's just something about girls cooking like this with their backs exposed that makes me hard as fuck. Big titties might get me a hardon, but having your backs exposed on the kitchen while cooking gets my blood rushing all over the place

>> No.38496228

>>38495819
Fubuki and Korone, they have the experience

>> No.38496526

>>38495819
Miko

>> No.38496560

>>38495819
>manage her finance
>nip women
None of them lmao

>> No.38496619

>>38496560
They're all absolutely rich beyond your imagination through shrewd financial management anon
This is why they'll never be married

>> No.38496628

AZKi

>> No.38496699
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Mio cooks for me when I get home from work. Her food is umai!

>> No.38496890

>>38496228
>Korone
I don't know something tells me she couldn't have custody of her kid (in fucking Japan of all place) for a reason.

>> No.38497056

>>38496228
Wth does that mean? Also, Hubuki is still young

>> No.38499413

>>38496056
>>38496117
>>38496628
and Towa.

>> No.38499639

>household skills
>family oriented
>good with kids and mommy bullshit
You'd probably have to pick one that didn't stream much and isn't hyper career-driven, so this thread is full of bad picks for your criteria. We'll never really know how good a holo is with irl kids, so good luck gambling on one that just sees streaming as a hobby and not part of her identity (there aren't many)

>> No.38499719
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>>38496117
Yes.

>> No.38499753

>>38496056
Not Choco. Her poor poor credit card companies have to deal with her gacha addiction

>> No.38499823

>>38496056
>Choco
>just have sex with me otherwise leave me alone in my own home
lol no, Choco is good only if you want a fuck buddy

>> No.38500250

>>38495819
Lamy, Noel or Mio for finance handling waifu. First two are probably set for life with their investments though I don't know how well Lamy cooks. Noels RM can likely cook as we've seen her food vids (outside of the asmr)

>> No.38500331

>>38495819
My mommy Fauna of course!

>> No.38501933

>>38495819
Definitely not fucking Marine. Sora, AZKi, Mel, Lamy...
I can think of a few others but it gets wilder from there.

>> No.38502002

>>38495819
Subaru satisfies most of this criteria.

>> No.38502100

Marine is menhera as fuck, i won't marry her.

>> No.38502183

Actually? Her: >>38496117.

>> No.38502240

>>38502100
This. Great fling, terrible wife. She's the kind of girl you want to know in high school as a weekend fuck and that's it.

>> No.38502253

>>38496056
Marine can't cook or manage her finances

>> No.38502278

>>38502240
Leaving /jp/ was a mistake...

>> No.38502468

>>38495819
Fauna. Perfect mother for kids

>> No.38502496

>>38502468
Dead fish in bed.

>> No.38502697
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>>38495819
I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

>> No.38502915

>>38502240
I can't say I really agree at all. She seems like a catch to me.

>> No.38503022

>>38502100
>>38502240
Low T homosexuals

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>>38503022
>sticking your dick in crazy
You people never learn.

>> No.38503567

Ame. She's clearly the most autonomous/independent of all the girls

>> No.38503576

>>38503530
I've dealt with much crazier. I'm a little crazy myself, even

>> No.38503578

>>38502496
Ina

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These two.

>> No.38503745

>>38503530
I'd get married to her without a doubt, she's perfect to me

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>>38495819

>> No.38504317

>>38502240
Yep, she is the type of girl who as she gets older wants to check if she still has it and flirts with other men and if you call her out about it decides your are too controlling and jealous. Shit spirals from there.

>> No.38504388

>>38503530
She's not crazy she just have a lot depressed phase

>> No.38505006

Lamy might not be the best wife but she's my kamioshi and the best for me. She fits most of these criteria.
>knows how to manage her finance
She's a gambler in games but doesn't spend tons of money on gacha. She definitely has a business sense and makes a lot of money. All Lamy merch is one of the fastest to sell out. She has successful sake project which she participated in very closely.
>good hobbies
A bit tricky, Holo is the most important part of her life. She will spend a lot of time doing stuff for Holo, if she has spare time she watches movies. Not too bad I guess. Lamy also has some skills in calligraphy and flower arranging, I think she doesn't do it anymore but I'd definitely watch her doing something like that.
>knows to communicate
Is getting noticeably better at social stuff every year, even though at first she was awkward and afraid to approach any holos and wasn't really close to any of them. Now Lamy has some of the most socially active members as her good friends and I can't imagine that any holomems dislike her. She follows all JP social unspoken rules bullshit a bit too eagerly and is afraid to break them. But I think that as your wife she'd still be able to have a sincere heart to heart talk with you.
>work skills, household skills
Lamy is very hard working as a streamer but she would probably be like that in any job. She has some random skills she gained in her youth. A bit of a slow learner though. As for home skills, she manages her living space well and is good at cooking even though she doesn't cook much now.
>good with kids
I doubt that one because she's weird and grew up without many friends, she just had her siblings and even then they were away from home often. As a mother she would either be too doting or, on the contrary, too distant and not really understanding what to do. I wouldn't want any children though, so still perfect for me.
>>38496056
Definitely not Choco, what skills does she even have besides cooking and being seductive? Bitch does nothing but playing games and rolling gacha for literal days.
>>38500250
Don't know about Noel too because of how menhera she is. Having to deal with her screeching and breaking things because of the smallest things every other week doesn't sound like a happy family life to me.
>>38501933
Sora is a literal child, no matter if you believe that she's actually young or that she's 30+ - she still lives with her parents and is very passive and awkward. She's a nice girl but she's absolutely not ready for planning family stuff.
>>38503567
This has to be bait, I don't dislike Ame but she's one of the worst wife picks in Holo unless you're a completely brainwashed gosling.
>>38504036
>filthy, leaves dirty dishes and garbage for days

>> No.38505463

>Mio wants to be miso soup
>I want to be miso soup
WE ARE

>> No.38507164

>>38496699
I like the way you think

>> No.38509438

>>38504388
Her voice problems and fear of surgery really fucks her up but she's not really menhera. More like autistic horny turbo virgin.

>> No.38509631

>>38496220
I hate to kill the mood but she has a shirt on.

>> No.38510051

>>38505006
>Definitely not Choco, what skills does she even have besides cooking and being seductive? Bitch does nothing but playing games and rolling gacha for literal days.
Yes, my kind of wife.

>> No.38510151

Kaela is the only correct answer. Imagine having a wife that is as degenerate with videogames as you are.

>> No.38510239

I’m only talking on my own personal tastes but-

>Gura
>Chloe
They both stink and I have to force them to take a bath but that only excites me getting them dirty again.

>> No.38510246

>>38496056
>choco
Lol
>marine
Lmao

>> No.38510314

cringepill me on Marine
she can't be that perfect (other than the dry infertile womb)

>> No.38511187

>>38510314
Like Pekora she almost only eats thing like mcdo or noodles but unlike her she doesn't make cooking stream so she probably can't cook well
Also it seems she cares about her appearance because she often says she is in diet but talks about eating burgers everyday just two weeks later

>> No.38511200

>>38495819
Risu.
No joke. Remember, she was ready to be married off before she joined Hololive.
She's not that old, but excel at housework, cooking, and pretty much what you expected of excellent housewife.
Also, I don't know if you guys remember this, but she's basically the mother of IDhouse back in the day.

>> No.38511259

>>38511200
She wanted to marry because she's too horny and doesn't want to go in jail

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>>38511200
Fuck, I forgot, here, my squirrel wife.

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She's responsible, competent, even-tempered, and adores cute things.
Face it, she's perfect wife material

>> No.38511966

>>38496056
Same but add Risu (she's literally ironing her clothes on stream lmao)

>> No.38512074

>>38511200
Honestly, the Area15 stream in Japan really shows her wife skills. First time in Japan and she's already the mother of the house damn

>> No.38512150

>>38496056
>choco

>marine
a serial nonstop ubereats enjoyer literally eats mcdonalds 3x a day for weeks on end

>> No.38512366

>>38511259
and that's a bad thing?

>> No.38512846

>>38504036
>>38505006
>filthy, leaves dirty dishes and garbage for days
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1600472809750155265

>> No.38512905

Why are you demanding from women standards you don't hold up for yourself?

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