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38402408 No.38402408 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine if he becomes Cover's boogeyman
>Omega:"Mr Yagoo, we lost track of Vesper Noir, nobody knows where he went after raping Ina to death, but also nobody saw him leave the Holopremises!"
>Yagoo"sou desu ne...Then that means... he is still here"
>*quick scrapping sounds*
>O:"oh my GOD! MR YAGOO! HE IS IN THE WALLS"
>Y: *inhales air through teeths* ... Hai... *grabs shotgun and starts blasting the walls*

>> No.38402595
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38402595

>>38402408
>Kiara: now now Gura, if you don't stream, The Noir will come and defile you
>Gura: EEEK!
>Mori: I heard he is still out there... after all this years... I wish Ame was still with us...
>Kiara: Well... I least we have a body to bury... well most of it..
>Mori: yea, it could be worse, we could have another Baelz situation
>Gura: *trying as hard as possible not to puke*

>> No.38402814

>>38402408
>>38402595
Have sex

>> No.38402876

>>38402814
... ok? that's a weird way of asking for sex, but lets go I guess

>> No.38403208

>>38402814
nbo

>> No.38403664

>>38402408
You must be at least 18 years old to use this website.

>> No.38403697

>>38402408
Is this the latest homocope?
Stop embarassing yourself and go back to your ghetto.

>> No.38403711

>>38402408
>>38402595
He's a 35yo tired dude. He's literally sitting down on a couch in the afternoon to play a video game and falls asleep with a gamepad in his hands and his mouth open.

>> No.38403953

>>38402814
>>38403664
>>38403697
samefagging this hard, take a chill pill
>>38403711
I know, I love him

>> No.38404091

Are you retarded? I'm not being edgy I genuinely think you are.

>> No.38404268

>>38404091
nobody gives a fuck what you think

>> No.38404489

>>38404268
You do.

>> No.38405045
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38405045

>see op made funny story
>enter thread
>everybody seething
But why?

>> No.38405309

I hope you being a retarded teenager is just a bit.

>> No.38405410

>>38405045
unicorns still try to convince everyone that casper is unironic sex pest or something

>> No.38405521

>>38402408
>Calli's daughter wakes up crying at midnight.
>"Mommy, mommy!"
>Callie asks her what's up
>The Noir, the Noir is coming to get me!"
>Calli reassures her that it's just a silly tale to get idols to eat their vegetables.
>Calli lets her daughter sleep in her bed for the night.
>She sees what must've been a pile of clothes turn into vesper, staying very, very still.

>> No.38405611

>>38402408
Imagine if you stop pretending this guy is relevant

>> No.38405741

>>38402408
The term autism gets thrown around a lot, usually unjustly. That being said, every once in a while you read a post and you just know the writer is autistic. This is one of those posts.

>> No.38406019

>>38405741
>cannot identify humor
Anon, you might be the one who's autistic.

>> No.38406764

>>38405410
>anon makes funny story where casper is unironic sex pest or something
>(You) are seething
But why?

>> No.38406879
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38406879

stop making jokes about my cute purple octopus queen

>> No.38406935

>>38406764
>(You) are seething
more like they are seething for not be taken seriously

>> No.38407030

>>38406879
wait 6 months more until she gives birth vesper's child

>> No.38407589

>>38405045
Ikr, was just trying to have a hehe haha, but everyone its too much autismo today

>> No.38407835

>>38402408
I'd have written a post like this when I was 13 in the mid 2000s.

>> No.38407921
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>>38403711
That's the perfect time for some enterprising holo to rape him and use it as blackmail.
Nubile whores all know this, and that's why they all lust for older men.

>> No.38408057

>>38402408
>>38402595
ngl I actually keked

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>>38407589
>today

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38408876

>>38402408
>>38402595
I approve of this new meme

>> No.38412009

>>38402595
>>38402408
this is embarrassing

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38412161

>>38402408
>>38402595
>leave the dirty work to the nanolish colonel

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38412259

>>38402595
You forgot the part where he uses a voice syntheziser to copy Gura's voice so that he can lure Holomems into dark empty rooms.

>> No.38416045

>* a year passes *
>the (Remaining) EN girls gather for an off collab
>Kiara: well Im glad you could all make it in time for tomorrow off collab, Even you are back Ina!
>*Vesper using Inas face as a mask*: ...
>Mori: hahaha! as quiet as ever, Ina!
*they all laugh*

>> No.38420302

clap clap

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