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Cocokichi thread

>> No.3827860
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Tits

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>> No.3835935
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Lub u doragon

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I will pet the coco

>> No.3844798 [DELETED] 

https://twitter.com/_ka_son/status/1394509838982389761

Horny

>> No.3846238

>>3824865
I'm pretty sure that people living abroad long-term have a bunch of exemptions and stuff so most of them don't need to pay anything. Coco probably never had to pay the burger tax before she joined Hololive last year. Might still not have to. Don't remember what my friend told me but the exemption is a good amount of money.

>> No.3846331

>>3846238
Even if you renounce american citizenship, the federal government retains the right to tax you a certain, albeit much lower, amount, and many countries including Japan comply and enforce this

>> No.3846511

As a burger citizen in Nippon, I can confirm that I have to file taxes every year but I get to exempt $100k+ of non-US income so I haven't had to actually pay anything since moving here. Coco's probably been the same until last year.

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>> No.3847829

>>3846511
so she's probably paying a shit ton on taxes past her 100,000th dollar. even assuming an that she takes at most 30% from the SC take, she's far past earning 300k USD in 2020

>> No.3850426

>>3847829
If she made around 300k, with all the deductions and exemptions she can get I'd be surprised if it was more than like 25k. Combined with the Japanese tax it must suck though.

>> No.3851389

>>3850426
It was more than a million dollars not 300k, getting 30% of that is already fucking good. That is superchats alone, not including her membership cuts and sponsorships.

>> No.3851666

>>3827552
I love coco!

>> No.3854748

https://youtu.be/h0spe3scsOM
More Slitherio today.

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>>3854748
This will be a long stream

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>>3855644
Nice

>> No.3856178

>>3851389
>>3850426
Getting double taxed is a bummer but very much a first-world problem. As long as she budgets well, it won't be an issue.

>> No.3860636

Chinks hacked her slither.io client

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>> No.3860704

>>3860636
I doubt it. It would be a lot more malicious than a Yagoo picture if it were the case.

>> No.3860739

>>3860636
100%
She would never make a kszk mistake like accidentally drag-dropping the profile picture of some random person in chat into her browser

>> No.3860829

A lot more players seem to be aggressively going after her than in other holo slither streams... I'm assuming at least part of that is because the fucking bugs are involved

>> No.3860968

>>3860829
Probably not because of that. It's an endurance stream so if you want more content you have to go for her

>> No.3861169

>>3860636
Doubt it, very likely that she accidentally dropped an image onto the window. They're hardly competent enough to do something like that.
>>3860829
It's an endurance stream, the longer she plays the more people will start trying to find her for their five seconds of fame.

>> No.3861350

>>3860968
>>3861169
Yeah, with a stream title about going nonstop until hitting 10,000 in length, there's going to be a whole lotta dragon bullying. This might take a while or if Coco just gets too sleepy and call it quits.

>> No.3861742

>>3860636
Nah, someone in the chat got it right, she most likely dragged the icon of someone in her chat into the browser

>> No.3861952

>>3860739
She dragged someone's pfp on the browser. You really think chinks are that competent? Lmao

>> No.3862001

God this voice

>> No.3862006

>>3861952
I thought I used enough sarcasm, sorry anon.

>> No.3862174

>>3862006
Oh fuck, I misread that anon lmao. Sorry

>> No.3862249

How long will this stream last? Place your bets

>> No.3862289

>>3862249
At least 3 more hours. After that there's 1 hour of zen where she almost makes it once or twice. Then she ragequits.

>> No.3862537

Who's prepared for the ORANGE WOMEN collab?
I cannot fucking wait and I really hope it opens the floodgates for open interaction again

>> No.3864048

sniping my wife in slither.io!

>> No.3864810

> "i think i'm getting better"
> dies

>> No.3865153
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I killed her with love in this stream

>> No.3865233

i'm trying my best to feed her but she's just too bad at this game

>> No.3865246

Pain...

>> No.3865389

I know she's set it up to be an endurance stream, but I wonder if she knew what she's getting herself into now that it's going to be 4 am in Japan soon

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>> No.3865454

Jesus fucking Christ, Coco...

>> No.3865626

>>3865389
she woke up at 10pm, she knew

>> No.3865631

>grow to 2000
>bump into coco
>she immediately turns the wrong direction and dies

cocochama...

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>See this
What do you do?

>> No.3865864

I was Coco's Tapeworm. She obliterated me.

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The real question is if she'll quit at the 12-14 hour mark or fall asleep on stream
Altough 2 or 3 well timed tatsunoko carries could get her to 10k

>> No.3865955

>>3865723
>Hi doc, yeah I've been having the hallucinations again

>> No.3865959

>want to like coco
>cant watch her streams for more than a few minutes
Why is she so cringe?

>> No.3866226

She is just terrible at controlling her snake...

>> No.3866242

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.3866279

>>3865723
Leave them alone. I wouldn't want to interrupt them.

>> No.3866290

Seriously, she is just so bad at steering, it's really painful to watch

>> No.3866304

>>3865959

you get used to it and stop feeling.

just let the cringe pass through you.

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Why are Watamates like this?

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>>3866614

>> No.3866890

Coco: "Watamates are the most dangerous ones"

>> No.3867122

>>3866226
Hey now, she made it past 9000 at least

>> No.3868378

She died even sooner than the Zhangs find her up

>> No.3868511

>>3868378
With that being said, not many Zhangs in the field today anyway...

>> No.3868601

Kanata sure wasn't lying when she said Coco takes some turbo pisses whenever she goes to the bathroom.

>> No.3868927

>>3868601
She drinks tea nonstop no wonder she goes to the bathroom every 2 hours

>> No.3868999

>>3868511
They're still there, watching every stream and spamming into the void while running their chat analyzer script, hoping that they find the magic words that make their spam message show up.

>> No.3870164

>>3868999

What a pathetic existence.

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I guess I'm spending my entire day and evening watching coco ram herself into a wall over and over again.

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>>3876072

>> No.3876732

why is cocok so terrible in this game bros

>> No.3876927

>>3876732
Same reason she doesn't drive, she's incapable of paying attention to more than one thing at a time for whatever reason.

>> No.3876968

>>3876927
ADHD

>> No.3879217

She finally did it omg.

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After 9 hours...
Top 10 finish
11617 points

>> No.3879336

9 hours

>> No.3879344

>>3827552
Jesus christ she did it DESPITE all the bullying

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So happy for her

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>>3879244

>> No.3883225

Fuck, I took nap thinking she would take a couple more hours on this.
Anyway, good job tatsunokos.

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Really loved todays stream, she sounds happier than ever lately.

>> No.3883376

I LOVE THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.3886142

She never gives up. I love her so much

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>> No.3891985

>>3865959
I was like this before lmao, I cringed at her voice. I guess she just grew on me. Love her now

>> No.3892082

I LOVE THIS BITCH

>> No.3893191

>>3827552
Is this bitch american?

>> No.3893333

>>3893191
Yes, she grew up on America, but is ethnically Japanese.

>> No.3893400

>>3893333
Huh. I thought she was a halfu. Guess she wouldn't have gotten the job if she was, huh.
also quads

>> No.3893848

>>3890936
What an adorable, excited little munchkin.

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>> No.3897816

>>3897797
based

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Bar Coco today. Every time she opens up marshmallows I feel like I should send something but I can never come up with anything.

>> No.3901506

>>3901231
I get you, usually she picks up some pretty good marshmellows but i can never come up with anything good or funny

>> No.3902511

>Sometimes i force myself to smile
Cocochi...

>> No.3902554

>>3902511
That Marshmallow is making me worried for Coco

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>>3902511

>> No.3903302

It's always adorable seeing how little Coco actually knows about all this stuff.

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>>3902511
aren't we all...

>> No.3904783

>>3827552
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCH

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She pretends not to be, but her actions clearly show that she is in love with Yagoo

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>> No.3915023

>tfw you want to cheer Duragon up but you're too much of a failure to achieve your plan to do so

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All it will take is one bad day...

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This bitch sure is cute

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>>3915327
always has been

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWO9foVnigs
>Kiara collab soon
Fucking finally. I'm glad EN is finally letting Coco work with them

>Kiara is also collabing with Vshojo
Oh god

>> No.3917923

>>3917649
>CocoKiara
Nice
>CocoKiara+Vshojo
Please no

>> No.3920366

>>3917649
I just hope it's actually an English collab.

>> No.3920862

>>3920366
Pretty sure they'd Pikamee it

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>>3920862

>> No.3924600

Anyway since it's dead hours I got a bug update. After clearing out the twitter tags for a while, I've come to the conclusion that reporting a tweet/account for spam does not do anything. I assume it's just some automated system where if it's reported enough the account will be restricted, but I've never seen anything more severe than that happen to a spam account in the time shortly following being reported. Even the ones spamming around the clock for weeks. I don't think Twitter actually gives a shit about spam unless it's so significant that it starts pushing bullshit into the trending tab, but the bugs have maybe a half dozen bots so they just fly under the radar.

What DOES work though is reporting photoshopped images that feature Coco's face (or any human face photoshopped onto Coco really) for targeted harassment. If you do that, it lets you select up to 5 tweets to include in the report for context. Just pick a few photoshopped pictures, and maybe a tweet that says something disrespectful (using Google translate), and that account is as good as dead. Harassment reports get a manual human review, probably by some dude in India who is racist against Chinese people, so if they see a bunch of disrespectful photoshops of some random chick they don't seem to have much hesitance to ban that account. Most of the time it works, at least. So keep that in mind if you go clearing out twitter tags. I guess also reporting the spammers for spam couldn't hurt, but don't be surprised if you see them continuing to spam for weeks.

Aside from that they've mostly just been seething about current events and jerking themselves off over terrible translations. Their next big plan is to make loads of Twitch accounts in preparation to disrupt any Vshojo collabs they're mad about both that and any potential NijiEN collabs , and that will definitely work out great for them so I hope they waste weeks of their lives getting those ready. One guy suggested that their "ammunition" should be posting a bunch of emotes.

>> No.3924830

>>3924600
>spamming
>on Twitch
good fucking luck

>> No.3924971

>>3924600
At this point, its now someone else's problem.

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>>3924600
>Spamming
>Twitch
Twitch chat is unreadable

>> No.3926939

>>3924600
>spamming twitchchat
>emotes
o i am laffin
even juan is polite and reserved compared to twitch stream monsters

>> No.3929204

>>3924600
Thank you for the update, Anonymous!
>Their next big plan is to make loads of Twitch accounts
They lack critical information...

>> No.3929403

COCO KIARA COLLAB SOON

Get hype

>> No.3929563

>>3929403
ORANGE WOMEN GOOD

>> No.3929713

>>3929403
>only japanese stream

>> No.3930364

>>3929403
Wake me up for the Coco Gura Terraria stream

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>> No.3938400

I'm happy Coco gets to collab with EN like she wants to, but god I can't stand Kiara

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>> No.3942566

thank you for the reporting tutorial, can't stand these no life west taiwan antis

>> No.3942777

>>3879473
What does 4545 mean?

>> No.3942953

>>3942777
4545 -> shi-go shi-go -> シコシコ -> fap fap

>> No.3945828

>>3942777
>>3942953
same joke as 45P for Miko, shikoP

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>Trash is female
wow I did not expect this

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>>3949740

>> No.3949970

>>3949740
What is this about?

>> No.3949990

>>3949970
#たつのこプロフィール帳

>> No.3950703

>>3949990
As expected, a good amount of her fanbase is made up of people in their 20-30's. I'm actually more surprised that there aren't a lot of tatsunokos in their teens.

>> No.3950728

>>3949740
All those penis red spachas were a lie? I feel tricked!

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She's too cute

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>>3915327
She sure is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9WmyUYi5gA

>> No.3968561

>>3949740
Yeah, mainly Coco's whales today are her old fans, and most of them are females, so no surprise there.

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I can't stop playing slither.io now

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https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1395589104578953216
Possible Animal Crossing collab with fubuki.

>> No.3977892

>>3977862
I love friend!

>> No.3977999

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/nhjnjt/this_weeks_reddit_shitpost_review/
I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.3978126

>>3977999
I feel too many things about this, but if you average them out my sentiment might be similar.

>> No.3978187

>>3977862
What the fuck is that resolution...

>> No.3978223

>>3977999
On the one hand, I'm happy she finally gets to finally collab with the EN girls. On the other hand, I know its going to be an hour long cringefest.

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>>3978187
Sorry I saved the image wrong.

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>>3977999
IT'S REAL

>> No.3978287

>>3978223
Cringe is Calli's bread and butter so it'll probably work out fine

>> No.3978506

>>3977999
It will be a cringe party and i will enjoy every moment of it.

>> No.3978598

>>3977999
I want an apology from Yagoo

>> No.3978797

>>3977999
I've literally never watched her but I know she loves Coco so I'm happy for them.

>> No.3979019

R.I.P. DUET PLEASE

>> No.3979282

>>3978279
>Ahh yes, kaichou
>Naruhodo ne
>Guh

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS ADORKABLE DORAGON.

>> No.3982882

https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1395631972379095040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmGGXAdKOE

>> No.3985105

>>3982882
Alternative reaction should be fun

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The "iron curtain" was apparently active on the official channel for the HoloAlt premiere, hopefully that means the rest of the Holo's channels can have it as well. Maybe they already do and that's why EN collabs are allowed now.

Also dragon tits.

>> No.3988789

>>3988382
I'm glad they made her cool this time although I don't understand why they gave her breasts.

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>> No.3989777

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV8s0vkBvNM

Spooky game stream starting on the hour

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If this is the size of a child dragon..
How fucking BIG is PPD?!

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>> No.3997567

I just visit the bug den after a long time and holy shit the amount of copium is fucking unreal I nearly died laughing. they still think that cover is buying views/likes.

>> No.3997694

>>3997567
provide sauce
i need to see the hive buzzing

>> No.3998197

>>3997694
It's from the lastest thread, #11 I think. https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=26555454 There are dozens of these types of posts and the super long chuuni pasta about Coco and super chat popping up after the holoalt PV dropped.

>> No.3998926

>>3998197
There sure is a lot of copium in there, and that pasta is absolutely hilarious. A lot of pretending that Cover only added a bit to the original PV when it's tripled in length too.

>> No.3998954

>>3994997
Can’t wait. It’s been a while since she played it on stream.

>> No.3999199

>>3997567
>>3997694
>>3998197
>>3998926
Nobody gives a shit this is the Coco thread not the "what are the chinks doing today" thread

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>> No.4004739

>>3968561
Ahhh we're talking Old Old

>> No.4004821

>>3988382
My rrat is the whole reason YT went down recently is to implement what ever YT placed into Coco's chat sitewide

>> No.4007900
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Friend, girlfriend or older sister, my brain still can't decide.

>> No.4013580

amanekanatach...

>> No.4013583
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The Animal Crossing streams are a real breath of fresh air. I'd like her to keep trying out more and more new things she hasn't done before.

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>> No.4022538

>>3999199
I don't care that much, but I won't deny that schizos planning to take down Hololive by pirating media that they were already pirating before is entertaining.

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>> No.4027049

>>4026799
Holy fuck, this is adorable

>> No.4027083

>>3977999
there's no point explaining reddit karma farms to a western audience. they should be explaining japanese humor, like the hologra skits, instead

>> No.4027611

>>4004821
>the whole reason YT went down recently
That's not how modern, scaled-up web applications are architected and deployed these days. You don't need to take anything "down" to turn features on and off. Smaller sites and apps (or really old ones), sure. But anything with moderate scale these days will have feature flags and blue-green deploys. These make all of that "Upgrading! We'll be right back!" bullshit unnecessary in 99% of situations.

t. webshit who builds shit for the web

>> No.4028417

What does one even do with 10 buttplugs https://twitter.com/Nino_You_Chan/status/1395968654328549377

>> No.4030982

>>4028417
Put them in 10 butts

>> No.4031384

>>4007900
My wife

>> No.4031790
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>>4028417
cant wait for them to ship mine. I ordered Kanata's tassel too so it will ship together with it.

>> No.4031907

>>4030982
11 legs 10 vagánias 10 butts

>> No.4032535

>>3897797
based

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Rolled Narita Brian on her second tenroll, only used her free gems too, I love this lucky bitch

>> No.4034281

>>4033930
3 SSR in 2 pulls... I'm actually seething

>> No.4034405
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>>4033930
>>4034281
Another SSR next pull, chat is jealous

>> No.4034595

>FIVE ssr in three tenrolls

>> No.4034622

>>4034595
Make that six jesus christ

>> No.4034673

3 SSRs just now. How are the rates for this game? Chat's practically overdosing on salt right now

>> No.4034720

>>4034673
It's not the worst game for rates, but she's been INCREDIBLY lucky right now

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Not even Lamy has this much luck what the fuck

>> No.4034773

How lucky is she? 7 SSRʻs holy shit.

>> No.4034797

Chat is still pissed and can't let it go my sides

>> No.4034830

>>4034797
My fucking sides LMAO

>> No.4034878

>>4034673
3%, so she's done something that has like less than 0.1% chance to happen

>> No.4034924

>>4034878
Yeah it's not unlikely to happen, it's just very lucky, and funny

>> No.4034939

>>4034773
>>4034673
>>4034595
>>4034405
>>4034281
YAKUZA
MONEY
LAUNDERING

>> No.4035008

>>4034939
That F2P roll money laundering

>> No.4035021

>>4034939
She probably let the game devs sniff her to have this kind of luck lmao

>> No.4035047

>>4034939
The best part is she's still using her free gems

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>>3917649
>Kiara
Don't want her anywhere near my oshi. On the other hand, I do really want to see her collab with the rest of EN besides Kiara, so hopefully just door is now opened.

>> No.4035530

>>4035357
Ame will probably try to collab after Calli if they can get their schedules lined up

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She really loves uma musume

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Real fun stream, otsudoragon.

>> No.4042684

>>4035530
Gura dropped some pretty heavy hints with her 'surprise' collab that's coming next weekend, pretty sure it'll be her.

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>>4034939
THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS BABY

>> No.4056494

>>4036341
I love this artist

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soon

>> No.4064685

Kanata before meme review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6owFt-zKW3U

Will they really go through with this?

>> No.4065136

>10k waiting

Wew

>> No.4065313

>>4064685
inb4 Coco does a roundabout method to return the 1 mil yen

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>>4065136
This stream will probably serve as an introduction to Coco to many people and i'm worried about Kaichou.
I've never considered her cringe but she can have issues in english, her humor is completely different and this kind of stream won't help.
Just hope they know Kaichou collabs with people she doesn't know well are usually a bit awkward until they warm up, their second stream will most likely be much better.
Anyway PPT is starting

>> No.4065460

>>4065334
Personally, I'd have preferred if the collab was anything but a meme review, but at least without language barrier Calli will understand all the memes instantly.

>> No.4065810

>>4065334
If you're worried about Calli's fans finding something cringe, you must not be very familiar with her.

>> No.4065860

>>4065810
I know Calli can be cringe but this will be something else

>> No.4065925

>>4065334
I just hope nothing screws up in terms of audience reaction, good impressions and all that just to set up the stepping stones for more collabs. Like you have complaints of some of type of memes she's chosen, but I hate to imagine the EN-only Deadbeats somehow getting vicious or cold to someone whom Calli respects. Prolly silly to worry about, but still

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Coco is about to get 1M yen richer.

>> No.4066109

>>4066052
I'm laughing so much

>> No.4066233

Now that's a great uno reverse card, she's going to force coco to sing with her using the power of money.

>> No.4066240

>punishment is using the 1M yen for a full Gen 4 original song

Wow

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4066276

>>4066256
YONKISEI LOVE

>> No.4066570

>>4065460
At least it wasn't chicken

>> No.4066596

I'm so nervous...

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Get ready your drinks.

>> No.4066682

ok cool

>> No.4066803

SCUFFED

>> No.4066917

Look at how happy Calli is.

>> No.4066940

>>EN CURSE
>EN CURSE
>EN CURSE

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I've never watched coco before and I am excited

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>> No.4067094

Kek

>> No.4067177

>>4066962
newfag btfo

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how fucking mad is she?

>> No.4067910

>>4067807
Go make 23 threads on /vt/ don't ask here

>> No.4067954

>>4067807
Fuck off, globalfag

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>>4067177
This is nothing, I don't know why I'm laughing while everyone else is dying of cringe

>> No.4068603

Cocobros
how is the meme review, the other thread is just a storm of bitching and doomposting

>> No.4068782

>>4068603
Fun

>> No.4068856

>>4068603

Surprisingly Coco is chill and Calli is super nervous

>> No.4069057

>>4068603
It's giving me HoloEN Uno flashbacks. Is peak cringe yet I can't stop watching.

>> No.4069383

Well it looks like the wheelbarrows have finally rusted that or 68k viewer chat has drowned out the few spambots.

>> No.4069398

>>4068856
You're joking right, i haven't seen Coco this nervous in a LONG time.

>> No.4069526

Coco openly poking fun at how perpetually nervous Calli is is so far the funniest aspect of this.

>> No.4069806

Coco is actually doing this on purpose.

>> No.4069847

I suspect Coco picked out extra shitty memes for this to make Mori uncomfortable

>> No.4070379

>>4069383
They've been dead for weeks, her chat has a VPN filter. It sadly hasn't stopped them from trying though.

>> No.4070773

No wonder the ENbargo was put in place even their strongest is nothing but a plate of spaghetti in front of the chad Georgian Dragon.

>> No.4071609

>>4070773
I mean if it means breaking pekora numbers on coco's stale show its worth it for both branches right?

>> No.4071810

How many times have you taken your headphones off to take a small break from the cringe?

>> No.4072195

COCO YOU CAN'T JUST CALL YOUR GUEST A CRACKHEAD ON STREAM

>> No.4072245

>>4071810
I muted the stream 5 minutes and went to smoke for a bit, just came back.

>> No.4072325

>>4071810
I turned off my speakers as soon as I saw that opening meme. I have it open on a second monitor, and I'm pretending that they're not cringe while I do some work.

>> No.4072412

>>4071810
You're weak.

>> No.4072529

>>4071810

Not once, I'm enjoying Coco bullying the hell out of Calli

>> No.4073120

Coco is a fucking master of her craft holy shit.

You can only handle Calli's level of cringe so many ways and her approach of "you ok retard?" is hysterical.

>> No.4073122

Why is Calli even there. Can’t even engage a normal back and forth banter

>> No.4073674

>>4073122
I honestly think Kiara and Cali are the worst parts of EN.
Ame, Gura, and Ina are all top tier

>> No.4073930

>>4073122
Have her being bullied is the entire point. Calli's charm is that she could get bullied by a chair.

>> No.4074643

holy shit cocos chad energy was amazing, cococock will fuck yagoos tight married ass

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I love this strange, strange woman.

>> No.4075284

>>4065334
Well.
That went much, much worse than i expected.

>> No.4075346

This was a live hazing
I loved every second of it, what a woman

>> No.4075572

Not enough English to have her southern accent come out, I'm gonna need some more EN collabs.

>> No.4075573

>>4069398
???
Calli was clearly the nervous one.

>> No.4075730

I only heard it passively since I was working... But she sounded so happy. She didn't sound this happy with anybody else. Maybe it was finally getting EN to colab made her really happy, as if she's finally got that CN incident behind her.

>> No.4075815

>>4073930
Jobber of Japan , she can do best when get bullied

>> No.4075818

God fucking damn, this is why coco can do almost whatever she wants, she can make punch of it and straight exploit it.

I guess the thing of her being a creative source in the company is true, after all she made holoen happen and scouted the girls, and shit is going to eventually happen with the spanish side.

>> No.4075839

>>4075730
She was mostly speaking japanese just to translate what calliope was saying
she was having a really fun time, maybe another eigo speaker is what she really needs

>> No.4075891

>>4075818
Coco originally wanted to be a manager right?

>> No.4075916

>>4075891
content producer

>> No.4076034

She needs Ame or Gura or anyone who'll at least say it straight that the memes she picks are garbage. It probably won't change Reddit's sense of humor much but it'll at least be a kick in a pants. That risks rrats of them hating Coco though.

>> No.4076382

As cringe as that stream was, you gotta respect Kaichou's ability to identify exactly how to make the stream entertaining (bullying calli and make her squirm in cringe) and do her best to throw Calli off her game. This cringe ass review somehow manages to turn itself around through a freak chemical reaction of Calli's extreme autism and Coco's extreme stacy aura
I love this fucking bitch

>> No.4076561

>>4076382
This.
In the begining i didnt have much hope, but ended up gigling like a girl.

>> No.4076624

>>4076382
Coco makes everything so funny when she puts her heart into it, it's magical

>> No.4076786

>>4075839
i'm sure it's rough as an american to deal with japanese culture and people 24/7. i idolize the grass on the other side of the fence, and i still love japan, but i could imagine tiring of the social norms if i had no american friends to talk to.
lots of reasons to dislike americans but when you find an american who likes you the world feels like a nicer place.

>> No.4076857

what are chances of marrying coco if I try my best bros.

She would make every day a happy one

>> No.4076893

>>4075891
Content prod. Since she's bussy irl

Now commiting almost full time to her antics as coco made her even better, the problem is that she overworks a lot.

The thing about her: she enjoys shitting on people way too hard, with "K", she knew people tried to set her with porn shit like "C". That only gave her power to shit more on people in her old works.

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>>4075818
>after all she made holoen happen and scouted the girls
She didn't, Coco talked about holoEN on the first episode of asacoco 3.0 and you can see her reaction and what she thought of them after their debut.
https://youtu.be/CqY-yyNC4-k?t=878
This has subs so i really don't understand why i see this narrative everywhere.
Of course she helped holoEN happen but she wasn't directly involved in it's creation.
It's the same with the "she wanted to be a manager" narrative which makes even less sense because Coco was already a vtuber before hololive and she has talked many times about why she wanted to join and the interview and audition process. she went through.

>> No.4077128

>>4076857
Knowing her, just be manly and have actual sense of humor.

Her crush being Kazuma being a hardcore fan of ryuuga gotoku is not a joke, that's a type of men she likes.

>> No.4077210

>>4076857
>She would make every day a happy one
cmon lad don't idolize too hard. if coco should teach you anything it's that we're all human -- she might make a great partner but in every stream she's trying her hardest for us, nobody can do that 24/7, else she'd stream 24/7.

>> No.4077245

>>4076382
Yeah. I think the Dad jokes was the stale one. Also the long ones about other Holos. If she stayed along EN members especially about dissing Kiara and bullying Calli, Calli would have cringed to death. Better reaction than "that made me chuckle" shit Calli was doing. Coco did all the hoops with this one. I'm just glad it's over. I hope the next one is either Kiara or Gura. Amelia will probably be weird. Ina will be cute I guess.

>> No.4077677

>>4077210
I know. Thats why I want to try just as hard every day to repay her.

>> No.4077819

>>4077245
>Coco turned "dad" into a soft spoken weakling mewling woman
Based?!

>> No.4077908

>>4077677
i cope by imagining all the cocos out there who didn't get noticed by hololive... remember she struggled with friends and struggled at being an independent v-tuber. i don't want to say she wouldn'tve made it no matter what, since that's her character, but i'm sure there are plenty like her waiting out there without anyone for them.

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Kanata keeps raising the hurdles really high for Coco. What will she do once PPT hits the million? What will she do if it ever happens that she's the one to oversleep and PPT wakes her up?

>> No.4078300

>>4078080
PPT should do a live waiting stream in coco's room while she's asleep for the memes

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>>4078080
>1 million
I have no idea, you can't really top Kanata's gift.
Maybe write a really gay and emotional letter to keep the tradition alive?
>Oversleeps
I choose to believe they are playing up a joke because the alternative is too autistic for me to comprehend.
Who knows, maybe a punishment stream of some kind?

>> No.4078640

>>4078080
>>4078391
Didn't Coco already oveslept for one of her last Asacoco but Kanata was asleep too and missed out on the bet?

>> No.4078800

>>4078640
It was for an unarchived utawaku (Fubuki even made a stream waiting for her) but yeah Kanata didn't wake her up.

>> No.4078887

>>4077819
This is one of the rare moments that we can see her hazing someone live in English so yes. Pretty cool. I wished she did that even more.

>> No.4078905

>>4078800
Ah yeah, I got it wrong it was an utawaku and she did an Asacoco-style apology right after

>> No.4078983

>>4078640
This isn't Kanata's first time oversleeping after they moved in together either but it's the first time Coco was able to take the chance.

>> No.4079036

>>4078391
Didn't Kanata post that she wilk donate the money into making an original 4th gen song? Coco won't really take her money. And Kanata does these kind of things all the time. Remember that impression game where she basically had to buy tickets to Disney for like 6 girls or something. She's fine. If she makes the song and posts it on her channel, she can practically get it back again.

>> No.4079228

>>4079036
>where she basically had to buy tickets to Disney for like 6 girls or something
But did she ever actually buy them? i always thought her having to buy stuff on that stream as punishment was a joke, i mean if i remember correctly Haachama asked for a plane, not a ticket an actual plane.
>Coco won't really take her money. And Kanata does these kind of things all the time.
I know but but it's still a LOT of money to keep up with what is basically a joke.
Don't think it's fair for Kanata, everyone in gen 4 should help too.

>> No.4079415

Coco is a true gigastacy

>> No.4079459

>>4079415
She's usually the one who gets bullied but i guess anyone would look like a stacy collabing with Mori lol

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>>4079036
Putting it towards making a song is more fun but also it feels like giving each other money is a pretty meaningless gesture in the first place between these two. Coco outright calls Kanata family.

>> No.4079738

>>4079683
How did we go from this to buying hagen daz for her.

>> No.4079857

>>4079228
Knowing Kanata, she probably did. They have gone to Disney several times with her Senpais already. It's more like a reason to hangout at that point. Haachama is joking ofc.

An original song will probably cost more than 1M yen so yes, the other girls will eventually have to chip in. Coco and Watame can probably pay the rest. We are talking about 3 girls that are in tge top 10 SCs in hololive. And Kanata's fans will undoubtedly give her more than 1M for that song.

>> No.4080046

>>4079683
Even if they are not that close, it's just really awkward to accept money from friends. I wouldn't accept it even if I needed it. I would probably ask her to just use it to hire a professional oganizer to clean up her room.

>> No.4080719

>>3907307
>Let's fuck Yagoo together
You were right.

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