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Gura cute Gura cute!
Surely this thread will be better
look at it
Vored by Gura!
Sex with a fembud.
My sharkwife sure causes a lot of frustration.
so im back at lastyou guys behaved in here while goop goop was goope?
The more you hate her the more I love her
What's your george collection looking like?
Please pass me your best cunny
Just got up, I see the singing rrat was right and that she is singing for us and going to announce what was in the leak. Wonder if we will find out what they suspended her for.
Took you guys long enough to make a thread
>>38158122I have 0
good good, all the ritualposters are here. where is gurass though?
>>38158135nearly all the good posters and actual fans are gone
>>38158135after I seen no one was going to do it I did it my self. most of the time I don't bother and this is the 2nd time I ever made one.
Will I ever recieve my Dino Gura Plush?
I love my wife so much!!
>>38158155"patient buds" dont make threads because they dont care about Gura
Gura is a real idol and my real girlfriend.
I'm feeling good chumbies
>>38158243You seem a bit obsessed
>>38158085I was a good boi
>>38158182yeah, in prechat
>>38158283with Gura?yes very much so
whining like passive aggressive little girls in her prechat does nothing more than feed Gura's loli sadismshe even got their pocket money
Anybody have a list of timestamps of Gura speaking from the Mat Pat video? I don't really want to listen to him talk.
>>38158374you say this but shes gonna get depressed for the 57th time this year and go on break because if it again at this rate.
>>38158386Just watch a clip retard. But here you go.https://youtu.be/8_igTYoM_VI?t=1:10 I like to describe myself as a silverfox more like a silvershark I have blue highlights blue eyes sharp teeth very cute if you ask around but that's just what I've heard.12:20 Hello my name is Gawr Gura and I am an English speaking vtuber for Hololive. (her royal sharkiness gawr gura)13:00 Last time I sang in front of anybody was in front of my mother years ago and I'm probably against my will. I I started it up and next time I knew was I had 120 thousand people watching me sing live from my bedroom. Which to this day absolutely blows my mind.18:00 You could potentially meet some fantastic friends you could create a community for yourself and if you are technologically advanced and have ideas for this community please share them we're desperate please
im sorry but this was too funny not to post
>>38158210Geekjack shows they plan to ship this month or January, I'd assume the Hololive shop is the same
>see picture of my oshi in the catalog>its a shit bait threadevery time I see low hanging fruit
So much vore talk in prechat. Love it.
Panko from Phase Connect wants to remind everyone she likes shark too and get some of that fembud cred
some phase connect hoe just membered
>>38158604>>38158626now this is the proper way to leech at least.show the shark some support if you are at least gonna leech in her chat
>>38158552>free advertising for my sharkwife stream
>>38158626How dare they support or/and like Gura, what a fucking cunt
>>38158626Nice, now you can talk about them freely in this thread
not sure why people hate pippa tbdesu she's pretty based and unhinged.
>>38158494if the antis did nothing but attack this groomer faggot they'd have my full support
>>38158448>Last time I sang in front of anybody was in front of my mother years agoogey gura
What if Gura likes those leeches?Would you like for her to collab with them?Or with other girls from other companies or indies?
>>38158770Don't trust my transcription. I didn't bother to do a second pass to make sure I got it right.
>>38158772Gura should collab with Rindo and no one else (outside of Holo)
>>38158552The amount of seethe she causes is hilarious. They want to try and turn her into the new post debut Kiara.
>>38158772I would just like people who were excited for Kiara and Pomu, i would like to see Gura stream with people outside of Hololive.
>>38158243>Worked on game>Chilled>Comeback for Gura's return>Have antis nowI can't fucking believe I have my own antis now. This is great man I don't have to do anything to piss people off KEK. Being patient is truly the easy life.
>>38158761I honestly dont think that shitter is an anti hes just a bit unhinged. He hasnt said anything that really is that out there but there is no way id post shit like that in chat.I might slightly agree with some of it but I would never want to hurt Gura.
>>38158816Man that would be actually cute
>>38158884reeeeee lazy patientbud ghosted us.
>>38158734It would be insanely funny if she got a collab, the girl is banned in all holoEN discords
>>38159010She's a furry like Gura is, they could do a stream about that
My Gurb is so close now...
>>38159010you know.... i dont like Pippa and dont want collabs outside of Holo but damn....I really want a Pippa collab just for that reason now.
>>38158734It’s just KFP seething from a joke Pippa made about Kiara ages ago
Why do I feel like she's gonna announce a break at the end of the stream?
>>38159293doxxfag defending their own
>>38158734>>38159293Just an FYI it started because someone was making fun of Ame for having less viewers than Pippa in the Ame discord and they just nuked the conversation and had all the cabals ban Pippa discussion
>people in chat talking about how much they love her after sending supers and getting attached to other streamers after she's gone for a weekMy competition is so weak
>>38159010I'm pretty sure she's banned because she associated with DN. I don't know how associated, only that I remember she did a stream with him or something, and it was shortly after the mass banning of Pippa that people found out about the patreon garbage.
>>38159326Yeah she wont she will just vanish again
>>38158133wait she was suspended? there was a leak? What did i miss?
>>38159293>>38159198>>38159364lol yeah, I hope she gets a collab with Gura and they hit it off. Then maybe she can introduce her to her friend Joragi AKA DepressedNousagi
>>38159413She was never suspended, it's just the usual headcanon cope.
>>38159413all rrats except maybe the leak
It seems the leak about Gura planning to marry her chumbies might also be correct.
>>38159435>interviews a dudeOMG THEY ARE FREINDSok cuckposter
>>38158734>>38159010>>38159060>>38159198>>38159293>>38159364Kill yourself Pippashill, no chumbud with a working brain wants Gura associated with your doxxnigger yabmagnet>>38159375Their defense for Pippa being a doxfag was "at least she doesn't SELL dox like depressednousagi"
>catalog shitter spewing disproven rratslol
She loves her job and her fans SO MUCH she just can't find the right words to tweet to us... for 2 weeks!!
>>38159413Some schizo is using the concert leak being possibly true to mean that his unrelated head cannon must also be true.
>>38159614Stay in prechat, it's funnier there.
>>38159706kek thank god there's still a few non clinically retarded chumbuds here.
>>38158107I FUCKING HATE HERRRRR SHE COULD'VE AT LEAST SAID SOMETHING BUT NOOOOO SHE NEEDS TO STAY SILENT BECAUSE FUCK EVERYONE AND FUCK EVERYTHING STUPID FUCKING SHARK
>>38159706hilarious, it's instantthis entire thread is antis waiting on refresh cooldown to circlejerk each other
>>38159823Your schizophrenia is showing tourist-kun
Love her. She hates you.Think about her. She never thinks of you.Doomed to suffer in loneliness until death, such is the chumbud lifestyle.
>>38159823this but I love her>>38159867nah just being realistic
>>38159873My brother is schizophrenic. Trust me that this is not what it looks like.
>>38159898It's not like you're going to fuck Ame, cuckmate lole
>>381572652022-12-01 17:09:24 | (Member (6 months)) Pantsu: Gura, it'd be crazy if you did a vtuber armpit reveal stream. Haha, wouldn't that be so silly? ...Unless?
>>38159976>mentioning yellow whore in gura's sanctuarykys
I love her.She loves me.They love hating her.I love hating them.
>>38159898>Hate her. She doesn't even know you exist.>Think about ways to make her and her fans miserable. She thinks about them instead of you and gives them love.>Suffer from severe schizophrenia where you post on cool down like a retarded sped, such is the SEAnigger lifestyleFixed that for you
>>38159375She was banned because her fans are annoying and spam her, especially in stuff like discord. Management also cracked down on pippa for stuff like PL posting and interacting with RL people.And Panko is not Pippa.I don’t want phase to crossover with large Hololive, myself. I like them being a small, generally 3 view company (with their two “giants” getting up to 4 view). The only large collar I would like are the JPs with Pikamee, since they deserve more fans.
>>38158015Yeah, with me
>>38160175>She thinks about them instead of you and gives them love.my sides holy shit you can't be this much retarded... it has to be a joke.
>>38160175>She thinks about them instead of you and gives them love.RUMAO
>>38160203The only good fembud is the one that's fried and crunchy.
Guys, what do you think about those people who try to be Gura to become popular?
>>38159326She doesn't announce breaks, she just dissappears
>>38160353If they are trying to become popular, they already failed at their objective.
>can't say naked>can't say butt>CAN say cunny
>>38160353I'm not a fan
>>38160353The more people who try to be Gura the better.I really dont understand how anyone can even pretend that more people acting like Gura is a bad thing.
>>38160390heh anon you said butt
>>38160353Gura didn't invent being a brat. I like brats. Gura is the best brat and better in a lot of other ways.
Ooooh, new wallpaper. So cute! All is forgiven. Welcome back shork.
Surprised the matpat podcast is doing so well. It didn't seem like it since not many people showed up but it's close to 200k before the day is over. That's better than most of the girls streaming multiple hours in a stream. That is a cute wallpaper Gura's got. She didn't lie about that. I'm going to assume the singing stream is unarchived since hasn't done an archived karaoke in forever since the 2 million celebration stream. Kind of wanted her to dive headfirst into game streams to catch up but this fine. >>38159823You could apply the same complaint to Ina since she hasn't really communicated on twitter or done the collabs she said she would after her last stream. Just that one retweet of the Marine live. I'm not seeing the same level of crazy for her, even though she wrote that she would which is more a written promise than everyone else who took a break.
At least she didn't come back with a collab or shill stream that she would've had to come back for anyway
>>38160353I mean with most peoples logic on this topic Gura is just trying to be Shion to be popular>>38160501no kidding, i would have been kind upset
>>38160353>Gura is an inspiration to othersWhy would that be bad? Even "leeches" are fine as long as they're fans of Gura and genuinely like her
>>38160461>You could apply the same complaint to InaI think the teamates that spend time pretending to be us don't like Ina, either.
>>38160353I don't care, I only watch Gura.
Damn ghost brat needs correction
>>38160881honestly surprised to see like 50 people know who she was in prechat.
>>38160906we aren't kidding about her chat being mostly chumbuds
>>38160949Gura streams rarely or little enough so chumbuds can easily watch someone else while waiting for her to come back or streamNot sure if she overlaps with Gura, I don't watch her, but it would be retarded for her
>>38160881I don't care about your shilling. I'm not watching a jew
>>38160353Well, I am wary of grifters who are only inspired by the money/fame part, so I would give them time to prove themselves.
>>38161036But Gura is a Jew who is Japanese....I saw it in the catalog once.
Considering that Gura is friends with Belle Delphine, I think she could get along really well with Yuko as well.Would not be surprised if they already know each other behind the scenes like Selen and Mumei
>>38161182SEAnigger schizo delusions are not reality.
lesbian sex with Gura
well at least the retard is trying a new angle this time
>>38161210You really think someone would go and make and ENTIRE THREAD just to lie?Idk man sounds pretty silly to me.
>>38160881Unironically, if she didn't work for an israeli company I'd watch her occasionally to pass time. She seems pretty cute and entertaining.However, antisemitism is priority.
Literally who are you tards larping as chumbies>haha guys I can't wait for the [outsider collab]
Getting ready for Gooba's return singing stream!- lube [x]- tissues [x]- made in china Gooba daki [x]- 2 weeks of goom saved up [x]let's goooooo!!!!!!!
>>38161319I goomed when she posted the wallpaper and talked about sharkpits but I will do it again
>>38161312Weird amount of shilling going on tonight yeah
>>381608811) She's an actual whore, not speculatory but an actual actual whore.2) A /here/ pandering chuuba is a giant red flag.3) I don't want a store brand Gura. Just give me Gura.
PERMISSION TO GOOM GRANTED
>leech in chat againI hope some of these faggots actually drop Gura and go over to her because they clearly only care about the attention and not Gura
>>38161355The amount of seethe she generates is going to make people never stop posting her.
>>38161198Would explain the sloth tweet, yeah. I think they most likely already know each other personally and chat on discord sometimes.
>>38161404I am a new IP because i just woke up, you fucking retard.
>>38161386She's a /here/ chuuba, the clay brains are always going to post about her regardless just like fucking Pipa.
>>38161355>A /here/ pandering chuuba is a giant red flagI'm actually surprised no other vtuber has gone for the gura strategy of having just enough plausible deniability to keep from full-on containment breaking.
>members on two accountswhat is your excuse?
>>38161443Where did I mention a new IP? Stop making yourself look more retarded
>>38161456That's not how you use that image.
>>38161463im not an attention seeking faggot
>>38161463I'm not trying to leech viewers.
>>38161355>3) I don't want a store brand Gura. Just give me Gura.All chumbuds use these girls like pump and dump when Gura disappears and then go back to her
>>38161496>All chumbudsno only the cheating whores. watching someone else for a bit is one thing but sending supers and getting attached to them because Gura is gone for a week just means you don't actually care about Gura
>>38160461but i don't care about ina, she's boring
>>38161465I mentioned that fact so it would be easier for to understand i just woke up, just checked her likes and found out she liked that lucas image.
>>38161463I upgraded to sharkside a few days ago.
>>38161463I'm poor.My hope is to grab a gifted member today since mine expired.
>>38161542>watching someone else for a bit is one thing but sending supers and getting attached to them because Gura is gone for a week just means you don't actually care about GuraIf they do all of this they're not chumbuds
>>38161463You know she could have membered her days ago but she didn't because she wanted to do it while a waiting room was available for other people to see her name pop up membering gura.
>>38161622Best time to do it, she also wants to get noticed by her oshi.
>>38161542like 90% of the paypigs don't care about gura according to this. retard
>>38161655>her oshiyeeaaaaah right.
>>38161355You guys are so stupid, you realize that Gura likely spoke to Yuko in discord, right? Nevermind you'll understand later, I'll let you dream on that
>>38161622stay mad poorfag
>>38161678Yeah right what?
>>38161674Did you feel called out?kek
>>38161622at least she didn't wait until the stream startedchat would mention it like they're doing right now, and Gura would end up seeing it
>>38161688I am not a grey.
I bet 4 salted caramel twix, she is gonna use her 3d model
>>38161712pay attention to superchats for people who aren't gura sometime. you clearly haven't
>>38161622i know you are a thread shitting faggot but she probably had to ask her management.
>>38161674You know what, ill rephrase slightly because saying "people dont care" isn't right. Some can still care while supporting others. I have issues with people saying they're in love with her then going and sending superchats to get attention from other chuubas while Gura is gone. You're not actually in love with someone if your attention can be swayed that easily
>>38161622This. It's going to be like debut where the leech and the attentionwhores all make a big deal because THEY'RE IN GOOBS CHAT NOTICE THEM.I don't get it. They claim to be a fan of Goomb but they want to take attention away from her when it's her time in the spotlight and claim it for themselves. That sounds like the opposite of fan behavior. Just have a separate unrelated account so you aren't taking attention away from her. You can enjoy shark AND you aren't being an obnoxious faggot about it.
>>38161783fucking go back to your jewchuuba thread
Why do people think that major vtubers don't talk to other small or indie vtubers in private or discord? You guys are so silly
>>38161679I can't believe all I have to do is make a vtuber model and debut to join discord with Gura. Getting started on that now
>>38161783lol, it’s threadshitting now to call out an offtopic whore whose clearly attention seeking? go back
>>38161830Fuck off shill
>>38161815I would agree with you but it's 50 minutes before the streamIf she insists and is annoying then sure
>>38161830They don't, at least someone as socially retarded as gura doesn't. hell she barely talks to her branch mates.
>>38161830at least pretend to watch gura before shitting up the thread
>>38161757>Goob flexing her new/fixed PC's power by using home 3dGod I hope so, I want to see her swaying and bouncing as she sings
>>38161783you are correct>>38161828>>38161837lol stay mad. you guys were crying about prechat for 4 hours and now all of a sudden its off topic
Spoilering your post doesn't make it on topic.
>>38161830I know an insider in the streaming industry, you'd be surprised which people talk behind closed doors. People with 20-30 viewers are in vc's with 200 andys, and those people are connected to very popular people with millions of subscribers. Its a tight knit circle, and they all talk.
I guess we won't be getting her thoughts on the announced "Amnesia: The Bunker" today or her thoughts on Chris Pratt Mario from the second trailer yet. Could talk about them next stream or possibly between the songs if the topic comes up.
Honestly, Gura's ghosting has gotten somewhat annoying. Whatever, I can live with it. But the chumbuds in here saying that if you watch/supa other chuubas when Gura is on one of her increasingly common disappearing acts pisses me off. No, it's not reasonable to expect us to all sit around just thinking of nothing but Gura 24/7 when she doesn't bother streaming. It's not reasonable for her to think that, and it's not reasonable for other chumbuds to think it.
>>38161962your post isnt on topic just because you posted a Gura image either
>>38161921go back to your jew thread nigger
>>38161800You're placing too much emphasis on superchats. They're just highlighted messages. If you aren't sending I LOVE YOUUUUU shit they're no different from a normal chat, and people with money to burn should do them as much as they want.
>>38161976I know an insider in your mom’s pussy, he said she gets very moist.
>>38161901oh anon, thank you for responding to my silly post, I thought no one will reply it.I just jumped on the thread without reading the room, I guess everyone else is too focused on something else than Gura stream.
>>38161921This is why i hate trannies, fuck you lily hooper stop shilling your newfound oshi you fucking whore
Jesus christ why is the jew shilling going into overdrive? Fuck off already retards.To the rest of, you remember offtopic reports actually work.
>>38161992Watching other people is fine, being a chumbud is not a cult. No one will replace gura as my oshi though. That’s just how it is.
>>38161976This. People with 30 views are speaking with other vtubers with 5k-10k. Just because that vtuber isn't super popular or has low views doesn't mean they don't know or speak to big vtubers
>>38161921>that containment breakingjesas
>>38162086It's not shilling, just bait.
>>38162057lol rent free
>>38161992Right but go talk about other whores somewhere else. That's litterally the only issue here.
>>38161992>watching other chuubasThat's fine, Gura wants you to watch her friends even>sending superchatsIf you're sending supers or chatting with goal of gaining another girl's attention then you can't turn around and claim to be in love with Gura.
Some of you are really mental with your tribalism.
>>38161992I'm more than a little irritated with the state of things myself but go to Brazil or Detroit or something, you know what the issue is you fucking shill.
>>38162107exactly, Yuko and Gura likely spoke to each other
>>38162042imagine if you "just" bought your wife's coworkers lunch or new shoes. Superchatting is the same, you're giving them money for attention because you don't feel that Gura is giving you enough attention.
>>38162200Hopefully someone gets killed because of it
>>38162200It's dumb when a lot of these girls are good pals or talk to each other a lot in discord
>chumbuds who don't watch rindo, the jew ghost or ame
>>38161921>can afford membership but would rather have someone else pay for itJews amirite?
>>38162107From my experience (might not apply to corporate vtubers) but streamers are in a bunch of discords for single time events, friend groups, subfriend groups, cliques, and even things like trading pokemon among each other. Odds are that most non-corporate and some corporate vtubers are also in similar message groups, just within the vtubing sphere, likely they all know of eachother if not are in a shared server somewhere.
>>38162260imagine if you killed yourself for being so retarded
Gura, please jerk me off.
>>38162126It is shilling. From the corporation itself. From the jew CEO himself.This is even more shameless than ecelebs were in the past.
>>38162281I literally only watch Gura lolAnd Ina
>>38162260if i had a girl who disappeared weeks at a time without telling me, i'd probably talk to other women yeah
>>38162206wtf is this real??
>>38162281I only watch Gura and other holos
>>38162282NTA but its not like she owns the account or the card attached to it if there is one.
>>38162298Not falling for it, we won't engage in this fanbase war you're trying to start.
>>38162311I hope she comes back, myth performing without her is maximum concernfagging bait
>>38162298nigger she's been a gura fan much longer than her existence as the ghost..
Do you think Gura chose karaoke for the comeback stream because it would allow her to dodge talking to the chat and addressing the communications stuff, and everyone will have just forgotten by next stream due to her cute singing love bomb?
>>38162382It started days ago, retardbud.
after 9 hours of non-stop shitposting on /sp/ i'm ready to calm down with some gura tunes
>>38162394She chose karaoke because I said she could do it in a previous thread. She loves me the most
>>38162394LEX I KNEEL
>>38162402It won't work, give up.
>>38162382>wewho’s we, shill?
>>38162281i only watch gura, ayame, korone and fubuki. and ame when she does watchalongs
Why are you guys so angry all the time?.
Too much dumbposting, not enough cute Guras.
>>38162394No. To not talk about it maybe but no one is forgetting, it's been like half a year of this.
>>38162281I only watch Gura and sometimes Fauna/Moom/IRyS
lamytomo won't stop ruining this thread!that ice elf's fans are truly the worst!
crazy how this fanbase war died because of the "male collab" and suddenly started back up when it turned out to be nothing.CRAZY!!!!where is the outrage from Panko becoming a member?
>>38162493go back already, no real chumbud is going to watch your whore
>>38162281I only watch Gazpacho and Pekkers.
>>38162499Anger is fun.
>>38162281I only watch IRyS and HoloJP besides Gura
>>38162281this is the first time ive been in ggg since last stream
>>38162413Based bud.I hope you weren't the kraut one
>>38162544>He's still tryingSad!
>>38162562No it isn't. Pretending to be angry is fun. Actually being angry fucking sucks.
>>38162563exactly my point lol
>>38162611You think spamming "go back" is going to salvage your little fanbase war? Pathetic.
This is retarded. Why can't we just have a normal (by /vt/ standards) general like everyone else? If its not schizos, cucks and antis, it's shills. For fuck's sake.
>>38162587im an AMERICAN
>>38162665How fucking new are you, jesas
>>38162665>If its not schizos, cucks and antis, it's shillsBy /vt/ standards, this is the normal population
>>38162665this general hasn't been "normal" in a year and a half. i still remember when threads felt like they actually lasted entire days
>>38162573This is the 2nd time because the first time I came in here to post that I missed Gura and than left>>38162665jannies legit hate Gura because shes more popular than their oshi so they let these threads be shit on purpose.I report all troll posts and shit here and in other threads and they always get nuked in other threads but never get nuked here.
>>38162665world's most popular english-speaking vtuber
>>38162619I disagree to an extent.If I choose to become genuinely angry then it's fun. If something out of my control pissed me off (or if I fail to keep my temper), then it indeed isn't fun at all.
>>38162750>If I choose to become genuinely angry then it's fun.That's stupid. Stop doing that.
>the antis gave up and now bandwagoning along with the Jew shillsLol.lmao you fags gave up so fast
>>38162716Gura's going to be streaming again and you can't make your low effort catalog bait threads, must suck huh?
>>38162665The thread will stabilise if she starts streaming again regularly. If she doesn't then the thread will remain shit as many chumbuds stay away (myself included), while the shitposters run wild.
>>38162665what do you want, some lame ass global tier thread? I fucking hate global, that is the worst place on 4chan. A 4chan thread should have shitposting and fights with posters, not some gay ass little tent where everyone jerks each other off. Fuck you
>>38162772they are the same people.... nobody is shilling the jews they literally "shilled her" than posted dox last thread.
>>38162665This is often the second busiest thread after global, it's only natural that we get a large portion of schizos and threadshitters.
Wonder if kfp ever had a bunch of people lose their fucking minds negatively over the mention of pomu.
>>38162699My American brotherI used to post Gura in /cfb/
>>38162891The catalog, where your kind used to live before you invaded.
>>38162873YWNBAC go back
we're finally back bros
>>38162771Nyo. Although it's break time now. I will relax, calm down and think wholesome things for the next 1-2 hours.
>>38162863I genuinely don't see anything but threadshitters left. Even the "Gura fans" (falseflaggers) post strawman shit that's clearly meant to be mocked like "she doesn't need to stream, besides she has 9 million projects every day".
>>38162920pussy ass bitch
>>38162298retard, have you seen her IRL room? all of her room is Gura
>>38162968every time i see this thumbnail i think its Gura with a really short arm for some reason
>>38163020>Take mah strong hand
Any prechat sightings from the crow's nest?
Cute shark soon!
>>38162976>>38162390Holy fuck, STOP shilling. If you're a real fan, this is insane. Yes your corpo giving you a membership to a bigger streamer so you can tweet about it and draw attention is a fucking leech attempt. Whether the like is genuine or not, this shit is transparent on Idol corp's part.
>new IP>doxbaitingCLASSIC KEKMATE
>>38163065nigger you really think a doxfag is her fan?how fucking retarded are you?
>50 gifted members so far this streamI fucking hate susan
>crying about IPs>crying about the catalogHow do you redditors find this place?
>>38162976No. You got any pics?
Patience Chads [email protected] this is our triumph.
AAAAAAAAAAA I GET TO HEAR HER VOICE AGAIN SOON. I'M SO EXCITED
>>38163120I haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about. Just take you fucking chuba elswhere, she's not on topic here.
Guys this is my gura safespace no talk about unity or anyone who is not gura dont make me report you
>>38163208ah ok you are the doxfag
>>38163157Right here, king. I am like stone.
...so you'll all fine with her ghosting you for two weeks and then collabing with a man?
Gas all the fembuds
can someone give me some choccy milk
>>38163365the only man she's collabed with is me though?
She will stream like nothing happened and you are gonna kneel.
i hate globaltards so much
i thought the shilling shit was a joke but i think this fags actually got paid for this, but with actual money not gift cards
>>38163365>...so you'll all fine with her ghosting you for two weekno>then collabing with a manthis didn't happen
Is there like, a second /ggg/ I'm not aware of? This one is pretty much 100% shitposters. It's 3 mins until Goob starts a stream and this is the state of the thread.
>38163365>collabing with a man>he didn't watch the videoheh
Time for some explanations.
SHUT THE FUCK UP 2 MINUTES LEFT
Soon.Outfit predictions? I'm guessing this one.
>>38163433Not gura, off topic fuck off
>>38163467I hope it's this one cause it makes me the horniest
>>38163410It will improve once the stream starts and actual chumbuds have something relevant to talk about instead of arguing with the shitposters. I hope.
>mass replyso it was the same schizo as always just different tacticat least he got creative
it shark time
Waiting for Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN
>>38163527That really depends on how the stream goes. Could be alot of fighting, could be ESL replying to himself all night when we think it's oiver.
Sorry for being late we are almost done having sex
>>38163541lmaoShill just got mad at being told to go back and decided to tell everyone to go back as revenge. He's transparent
>Finished cooking dinner right on time The stars have aligned.
last digit is how many minutes she will be late by
reminder that gura had this as her discord profile for a long time
>>38163625>not a mass reply go back a min later>this post insteadlmao
>>38163647>starsOfftopic, get out homo.
>>38163672Gura offering me a thighjob... T u T
Stream starting, chumbies!
why am i nervous?
She won't mention her PC once, screencap this
aah she lost the bgm
my wife is live!
>stream optimized for low latencytell me she's not still on the old pc...
>>38163662how did you do that
I hope she remembered to bring her 3Dio home with her.
I HEAR SILENCE
Oh my bad, I should have said (You), not him
Do you anons think that she's going to give any kind of explanation? Or she's just going to ignore it and act like nothing happened.
>you can actually rewindit's over
>>38163662POSTING IN EPIC BREAD
GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA GURA
Will it really be her or the most advanced AI streamer science can provide?
>3d opening cardBEEF PC IKZ
She finally turned on the BGM.
You guys ready for Gura’s final stream before she fucks off for the rest of the year?
"I hope you can release enough pressure and rest after your hard work,"
>DVR is onI'm ok with it
I CAN HEAR
I like this bgm
Will she address the ghosting?
She said sorry, you happy you annoying fucks
I love DVR
>>38163913>>38163910>only low latency>dvr on>no slow modeher stream settings are fucked
i don't have dvr on. maybe cause she disabled it and i refreshed?
HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS SO EROTIC
zero chance she actually apologizes for lying right?
>hear her voice>everything is ogey
Gura on the telly. Gura still not able to handle DVR after over 2 years.
>>38161757gimme those twix:(
SHE SAID SORRY
>nekomimi earmuffs HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why do holos hate DVR so much? I wanna use the clip feature and never share my clips with anyone
every time you re-use a frame, youtube reactivates dvr even if the frame you are re-using didn't have it on
>>38164028it makes it really easy to get out of sync and then you're chatting about something that happened long ago like a retard
>>38164028every time there is even the slightest connectivity issue your stream will delay a bit until it is out of sync with live.
>>38164036That's so retarded that I am forced to believe it.
I think she's shaking
ANTIS FUCKING NUKED FROM ORBIT
I knew it...
oh fuck she's been dying
I HOPE YOU FUCKS FEEL BAD
I'm g-gonna concern bud....
is that what you wanted to hear fellas?
good evening gentlemen I wish you a very pleasant
Gura has been literally dying and you people have been lambasting her for taking breaks
at least this little retard is FINALLY taking care of her health
Crunchy sound. It's tape. Boom arm she couldn't touch. In November. Talking about doctor stuff. It got worse. Oh nyo.. She say her family during this time.
she has cancer...
I WILL NOT GONCERN!
She's actually saying it, who this?
>>38164127not in the slightest, no
>SHE HAS AN EXCUSERED ALERT RED ALERT RED ALERTPREPARE FOR GRUDGE BOMBS>health stufffuck I knew it...No...
i feel bad.....
...She didn't go to Japan. Fucking shit, we're boned.
I'm getting shades of Technoblade bros...
please don't die gura
Yeah, my nut.
Antis will just claim she's lying.
There's no excuse for her not tweeting.
gura will die
she's just preggo
>vague shit about health>thanksgiving visit>pc hortbasically what everyone said
>>38164127For what, her having some mysterious unspecified ailment that she couldn't spare 30 seconds to make us aware of in two weeks?
>Here come te excuses
She’s lying, she’s pregnant(Doesn’t explain why she was gone on Twitter for two weeks retards)
Well shit that just obliterated any possible complaints.Bravo shark, she gets away with it every time.
>gura has cancerI'll personally kill every Gura anti who blamed her for not streaming.
>Gura didn't stream because she nutted too hard
>>38164218do not invoke that im still not over it
>>38164207Now rope yourself to repent your sin
HEDGEHOGS CARRY DISEASE!
I AM CHUUUMMMIIINNNGGG
>personal life>sickness>nutoh god she's pregert
God I love how she thinks
>>38164090>>38164127>>38164165>>38164175>>38164179>>38164266not an excuse to not take even a few seconds out of her day to say something but im glad she talked about it.
>>38164244"no streams for now, i'll let you know when i'm back"drill it into your fucking skull.
Okay, but what stopped her from telling us she was going to take a while longer?
CANCER ARC LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>38164246Pretty much, I honestly expected nothing so it's fine...
>>38164218Same.It's not that bad, hopefully.
What kind of health issues is it again that doesnt let you tweet ?
So another break soon for Japan
How the fuck can I not concern???
but who was nut?
Gura dying feels bad
>>38164127>Hey guys, have to unexpectedly take a break for some personal stuff. Nothing serious, I'll be back in a few weeks!
the diagnosis actually isnt good...
>>38164265Yeah I'm not really thrilled but I'm still hoping to hear something about it.
AAAAAAAA I LOVE GURA
The nut that you screw. Too lewd Gura. She ducktaped it her boom mic. She's missing a bolt. Back on the beef PC. Everthing fine. Family helped her.
Yeah I get it pc is old and mic is fucked.How does this justify no tweets no posts nothing for 2 weeks?
brother shark put her pc back together
>>38164218>Gooba fakes her deathWould be kino.
>family helped with her pccute
that family is me btw
>>38164316get fucked retard return to global and leave this place
Anti status: seething and coping
Omg she's trying to make me goom already!
Sharkbro helped her with fixing her pc
>>38164380My soon to be brother-in-law
Brother shark mvp
>>38164386Hopefully we get some kino death merch as well
She had a good reason for the ghosting! ALL IS FORGIVEN!!
wish i was a tako so my oshi would tell me when she was too sick to stream
did she visit her family or did they visit her?
>>38164406The thanksgiving stream was so cute this year.
Besides cancer and pregnant, what else do you think she was diagnosed with that she won't tell us
No communication is explained away with health issues she will never tell us about, accept it and die mad.
Its going to genuinely bother actual living fuck outta me whatever mystery illness she has but I'm glad she's back.
>>38164316>D-DOESN'T COUNTyou lost, go tell your discord about how annoyed you are
so she acted like she was going to talk about everything brushed it off, then because of vesper had to have her family help her with PC she did leave out being suspended because she cannot talk about it.
This is such fucking bullshit, I'm done with her
Not archived as usual. She chose some different songs? She saw Aqua's new outfit. She thinks it's adorable.
>>38164411My favorite part of the stream is what she said "It's goomin' time" and then they all got goomed.
>>38164316not now, teamate
>>38164464any kind of digestive system problem
That explanation really doesn't add up but Gura Cycle, so w/e.
>>38164460coping a lot in fact
>>38164456They visited her in her hospital room
>>38164451first time watching vtuber unarchived stream?
>>38164450There was no fucking reason to not make a tweet from her iphone.
this is literally the happiest i've been in weeks
If Gura dies I die.
>turns white>immediately gets noticed by gurabased
Gura will never tell you about her health problems
Gura has AIDS (I gave it to her)
>>38164464no wifi sickness that prevents her from telling people that she is taking a break
Your wife called my wife beautiful, thanks chumbies
>>38164484nah im happy she said something>>38164500but i dont wanna>>38164510I only watch Ame so i can more accurately shit talk her
TAIWAN TAIWAN TAIWAN
I want some communication
I still think she should have said something
Its good to be a GuraStrycraut
>next streamSHE'S GOING TO STREAM AGAIN
Oh nyo.. I really think its minor health problems nothing scary like schizocancer
Ah god fucking dammit. This fucking retard can't just say health problem got worse and leave it at that. She has the right to privacy, but this shit is fucking cruel.
lol even she knows her explanation sounds like bs
>>38164607You were a good ally in our time of need.
>>38164659I'll believe it when I see it.
>>38164464either depression or schizophrenia like most vtubers
I feel so fucking good right now
>>38164543no just a habit from my 2-3view watching days
what does she mean by private life stuff
>>38164659We hope. Last time she told us that we seen her 3 weeks ago.
i cant believe she had to have her hands amputated so couldn't tweet happy thanksgiving to us :(( glad she could still cook pumpkin pie though!!
>>38164464probably something with her stomach since it's embarrassing
Remember when they said she wasn't going to zatsu and forget to sing?
>>38164268You can try, coward
I want Gooba and IWyS to become besties
>>38164716stop doing cocaine buddy it's not healthy
>>38164659NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>>38164686I legit can't get why she keeps bringing it up if she wants it to remain private
Gura appreciates IRyS Smug new look. She thinks it's adorable, bright and happy. Gura likes all of IRyS's forms. She wants EN to get new outfits. Not coherent this stream so she'll probably coherent next stream. She didn't make that pumpkin pie right. Eggs are raw. Directions not helpful.
reminder she have raynaud's disease, hopefully she get alot of mittens and socks
THESE EGGS ARE RAW
>>38164686Yes she can. She should have just said "I have some health issues, my PC parts are coming in late, I'm extending the break". That's fair criticism. Your NEED to know what health issues she has is not.
>everyone's gonna eat my pie
I WANT TO EAT GURA'S PIE
I missed this.
>>38164732she means it's fucking private, stalkerfag
>>38164689The explanation for why she was gone is fine, the lack of explanation for why she keeps vanishing for unknown and increasingly long stretches of time is a little different. Also cookie pics where?
>>38164662My bet is anemia or something. Her diet sucks
>>38164733You mean 2 weeks ago
if >>38164570 dies I die.
If Gura gets a Gura 2.0 like IRyS, what would you guys want to see?
>>38164697I'll always respect the shart kid, though the love for my wife stands above allyou got a friend in me chumbie. unless you suddenly betray me...
HOLY FUCK GURA BREATHE
>>38164659Whenever that may be
>he didnt tell me who?
She's kind of retarded, huh?
shes really nervous, almost like shes lying
>>38164750Shut the fuck up Gura is talking.
>Gura has returnedBUT>She has me goncerning even harder about her healthfucking monkey's paw man...
>she even dropped the catastrophical pumpkin piemy clumsy wife is so cute
The Halloween cookies?The rainbow trident stream?The iPhone she could've used to tweet an update?
Why is she lying?
my cookwife is slightly retarded, please andastand
...is she okay?
>>38164782Because (You) keep asking for an explantion of what she's doing(You) keep digging into her personal life and pressuring her to talk about her medical issues just so you can feel a little bit better with the reassurance that you know what she's doing 24/7
pumpkin pie was hot pudding. She didn't bake it. She was speaking really fast there explaining it.
>>38164764Same, also Gura and IRyS are both sub 5 foot tall. I want to see Gura and IRyS wrestle in their underwear. Fuck Bae must be a giant compared to them since she said she is 115lb so she must be like 5'3 or 5'4". Remember Kiara is like 5'2" and noticeably taller than Gura.
sit back and let the shark rambles take you home
Gura is not OK...
>lies so much she even starts lying about baking then gets confusedkek
i do not know what she is talking about!
>>38164659sounds like a bat rrat honestly
oh no, her mystery illness is being fucking retarded lolol
>>38164727ah understandable, susan usually dont mind about 2views
>>38164858I'd add my special cream to her pie~!TuT
MY OSHI IS NOT OGEY
My autustic wife CAN'T be this cute
>>38164995Just like me
>>38164898>I'm not n-nervous...
what the fuck is she talking about
>>38164782To crush my heart specifically.>>38164804That'd be fine. However, she went to say it got worse. Just leave it at what it was until it's cured if it's something that private.
COME ON SHARK, SING SOME SONGS
Gura's lukewarm pumpkin sludge...
>>38164464Whatever scares you the most
Why are antis shitting up our thread? They seriously have nothing better to do?
>>38164464she's getting chemo and it wrecks her energy levels. she's happy right now because it's her off week and she didnt have to drink the red stuff today.
Gura I love you, but you need to slow down.
oh yeah, karaoke
>>38164822but we're her husbands
>>38164959maybe if the retarded shark would just say shes gonna be away a while than people would stop asking.
Gura was in charge of the turkey
uh, yeah, that turkey?me.
I can't believe Gura burned down her house cooking the turkey
I wish I were that turkey
>>38165090Right into turkey talk.
PRIVATE LIFE STUFFBased sharklet is based.Fuck off homobeggars.
elbow deep in turkeys asshole, that explains no internet
making this story up on the fly is probably not a good idea goob
>>38164981You deserve to be nailed to a cross
>>38165057she's just going on a shartistic ramble like usualI love her so much
Gura was in charge of the turkey. Cooking redemption arc. She winged it! A dry brine. Did it in no time. Smeared it. Chef's kiss.
hey wait a second, my cousin brought a fucked up pumpkin pie to thanksgiving....
lowkey I think she's on a new antidepressant
>wants to open a bakery>can't bakemy sharkwife..
>>38164959I just wanted to know if she was on break or not. But hey, project.>>38165061I just hope she's okay
>>38164973IRyS should sit on Gura's face!
>>38164764I do too, but sadly they don't have the chemistry. Their brief Rust 1 on 1 was awkward.
When is she going to finish Atlantis in Minecraft or do Smashcart 51 with Haachama?
>>38165085Hopefully she'll still be able to stream after tha amputation
wow she was so sick she cooked thanksgiving turkey, dry brining and all, on thanksgiving, but lifting her hand to tweet to her fans..? too much effort, nope, too sick for that
>>38165134>light modefuck off zoomer
>>38165164I'd believe this
>talks 5 minutes>undoes 15 days of shitposting
This is about what I expected, no real reason not to let her chumbies know what's up. She's going to do it again, no question.
ASMR stream? forgotten.Marriage stream? forgotten.RP members stream? forgotten.Rainbow trident stream? forgotten.Halloween cookies stream? forgotten.Thanksgiving stream? forgotten.Reflect Jazz Version? forgotten.Original music? forgotten.Watch alongs? forgottenMonthly wallpaper? forgotten.Any member stream at all? forgotten.Shrimps? forgotten.The love? forgotten.
>>38165164gimme that z o l o f tgive me a tripmake me love me
holy shit her brothers are fucking nerds
lmao love how she acknowledged that she wont talk about fun stuff because this is unarchived.well rip whatever she wanted to talk about
>family has video game cookbooks
>>38165174>I just hope she's okaySame.
I feel like I'm listening to a void on 1.5x speed right now.
God their seething is so delicious.In other news, Goowa cute!
Oh, so her whole family is autistic huh
>video game cookbooksHer family is a bunch of nerds
HER DAD IS ACTUALLY TODD, I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS
I LOVE HER SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
She wanted to make the Fallout green thing. Chocolate pudding pie.
>>38165239Me? NNot forgotten
by family she means me
>"did you make any other pies for thanksgiving?">"hmmmmmm not really.. no.."why did she have to think about and add qualification to a yes/no question?
WHY THE FUCKSHE SO CUTE
i love this dumbass
>>38165232I mean heal issues is good reason for no streamsdoesnt excuse ghosting
Even Calliope fucking Mori loves her fans more tha Gura loves her shrimps. Gura is the worst holo right now, no thanksgiving posts and no updates for 2 weeks, her pc works perfectly and so does her iphone. She is the most cruel holo to have ever existed because she's doing this on purpose. There's no other explanation.
I love her more than anything
she needs my seed
Anti's sanity? Forgotten.
>>38165215Boomers use light mode. They are resistant to bright screens after sitting in front of CRTs.
>>38165318GODD TODDGOD GURA
>>38163048 (me)Here's some prechats>>38155288>>38155447>>38155631Thanks I guess...oh, and enjoy the karaoke folks
>my family has all the video game cookbooksher family are autist enablers
>>38165298nice thumbnail ffxiv man
>>38165214this honestly thoughlike come on I get being sick sucks but just fucking take 30 seconds to tweet
>fallout mentionTODDDDDDDDI FUCKING KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
A few years ago my family had Thanksgiving twice because my mom tried making a smoked turkey and it was ass, so a few weeks later she made a regular turkey and some sides
Is Goob okay?
I just realized I love Gura so much again...
I love this shark child.
SHE'S CALLING ME OUT
>>38165329emergency store bought frozen pie, probably
Enjoyed your naked charlie brown christmas stream? Did I hear that right?
TODD I KNEEL I AM SORRY FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT SKYRIM FOR SAMSUNG FRIDGE LET ME MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER
Gawr "I hate every single one of you" Gura.
>still no sing
>>38165337That's what I meant, yes.
Where's the massive grudgepost? Is it too big?
>>38165337depression is no joke, it's like a wall in your brain from doing simple things, they way she's talking now sounds like she's on new meds
>>38165338>no thanksgiving posts and no updates for 2 weeksWhy she should do it?
>>38165164didnt she say she doesn't take meds? not saying she isn't on something now, but Idk if "new" is the right word
in conclusion, i forgive her for not streaming, i don't forgive her for ghosting
>>38165389She's a little bit rattled after the pounding I gave her last night lol.
>>38164644Is the iphone hort too? This just feels like a shitty excuse and everyone is eating it up. Cool to see Gura back but damn communicate better.
>>38164732It means she's distant from her fans
>>38165398>forgetting you love hershame
She must be on some heavy medication judging from her behavior. I hope she is alright.
Unleash your Gura padorus. I know you have em
>they're still tryingwatch, the shitposting is going to conveniently cool down in about 9 minutes
Gura hates you and especially you next to him, but you next to these two are the one she hates the most. Yeah you.
>>38165387KEK, based mom, redeeming herself
Im still worried about her health issues
>>38165368Okay, I fixed it. ALSO SHUT UP GOOMA IS SINGING CHRISTMAS SONGS
>>38165496Well now it won't, jackass
>>38165490I lost all mine when I got a new computer sorry
oh yeah..... the drug........
Christmas songs at the start.
>>38165460Basically. Now we need to find out if she's leaving again soon or not.
MY WIFE IS DYING OF ANIME CANCER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to shake her brothers hand
>>38165460same desu I feel bad about her health issues and am definitely goncerning, but literally one tweet or members post is all it would have taken
She looks like she smells exceptionally goodI want to sniff her
I LOVE YOU GURA
Shes 100% on new meds. Shes acting different.
>>38165451I am aware and unfortunately she heals mine so past week were horrible, I hope she is better now
GUYS the bad thing about the japan rrat getting shot down live is that she is guaranteed to skip more weeks this coming december ACTUALLY needing to go to japanFUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK
This could be her last karaoke before she randomly dies from a random disease
No matter how many cute supas you write for her, you will always disgust her and she will always hate you. See how she hasn't communicated at all for two fucking weeks. Management had to log in her twitter to post and like stuff because she simply doesn't give a flying fuck about you.
had a small panic attack she might disappear like Ina
>>38165528I'll keep the worrying for later.
>my family has Fallout and Skyrim cookbooks
>>38165457Medical shit is the one thing I'll let her lie about. Like she's already self-concious as hell and if she shared she had some mental issue she'd freak out even more
I fucking love her so much..
Ahhh she sounds great...
Xmas has started early
Just listen to that voice…
so she didn't go to japan, meaning thats still coming up this month.. great..
i forgive her.
>>38165665No its raining. Oh no I am crying.
>>38165631She will after this stream because she needs to spend holidays with anyone else that aren't her fans since she hates them and they ruin her day.
So.With the health issues thing she basically has carte blanche to fade out of existence whenever she wants, with zero communication and zero consequences now.She must be really happy about that.
>>38165602Same desu. It's not her problem that I'm a needy faggot who was really looking forward to hearing from her from the holidays, but I was.
>>38165605God knows how much time we have with her and how long it'll be, because she wont tell us.
>>38165723There's no end.
i feel nothing what is wrong with me...
im already tearing up, I love this girl more than I can put into words
>>38165737like candy from a baby
>>38165723I hope she just decideds to not do it.If we dont get Gura on Christmas I might fucking kill myself.
I never doubted her.
2 shrimps from one. She's having our baby!
I'm shrimp #93...
>>38165528Good news, they're not real!
>Implying she wont stream in Japan
>>38165338Wow what a new post anon. I will not hate my wife instead of listening to her angel music. I am a demoralized chumbie and will now watch whatever 2 view you want!
>>38165760I unironically hope she is
>>38165802if she can ghost us due to vague indefinite health problems, she can cancel her japan trip, right???
That was quite the painful reminder that at the end of the day we are just strangers and her family will always come first, to the point that Gura feels it's justified to not talk to us at all while spending time with them.
>they still think they can possibly ruin this
>>38165751>she hates them and they ruin her day.I would hate them too reading these threads
>>38165793have you tried turning it off and on again
>>38165389GURA HAS CANCER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hope she ovulated enough in the past two weeks and finally gat pregnant so you get btfo for the rest of your pathetic life.
>>38165827She said she'd have no time for anything fun, what makes you think she'd set aside time for streaming?
>>38165857yea she shouldnt be traveling if she is so sick she cant even make a tweet
>>38165827watch the streams pls
ah...I'm finally home...
>>38165605Yeah, time for another 2 weeks at least I guess...
i hope she uses the kimono for every stream until march
>>38165802If her family surprise visited her last year there's no reason to think they won't do it this year again. They're not gonna care how much streaming Gura has missed out on recently.
This song. I remember the Home Alone movie when this is sung and that scene.
>>38164257who the fuck are you
>>38165903>>38165896>>38165891I don't care I am gonna will it into existence. Fuck you.
>>38165891she doesn't find streaming fun
All I want for Christmas is for Gura to sing All I want for Christmas.
>>38165723Imagine she goes to Japan and he health issues act up
>>38165793Same.I'm unable to suppress panic and experience affection simultaneously. Also, it's been so long I might've accidentally "detached" again.
>>38165936Yeah, it hurts, I know
>>38165862>to not talk to us at allFor two fucking weeks* let's not omit important details. She hates her job and her fans more than anything, she wishes she never gotten into vtubing but the money is just too good.
Why yes, I do love Gura, how could you tell?
>>38165945Gura should thoughIf people can be mad at Mori for not kicking out her family they should be for Gura too.
GURA IS KILLING ME HELP ME CHUMBIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is one of my favourite Christmas songs. Hearing Gura sing it warms my heart. You chumbuds have one of the cutest oshis!
I liked when odysseus got back and personally killed all the threadshitters
>>38166045no, I have no problem with her prioritizing her family, unlike you
>>38166036imagine she goes to japan despite the healthproblems which prevented her from tweeting
Now I remember why I avoid Goob karaoke... the comedown from this is going to destroy meReality is bitter and unfair
I love Gura so much...
>>38166088This and jingle-bell rock are my two favorite songs for christmas, peak comfy
ah fuck my heart...
you're so easy
Just made it home, did she adress her not bing online? or was she just with family for thanksgiving and thats it?
>>38166078DIE FASTER, MY TURN IS COMMING UP
>>38165723she did say either nov or december. turns out it was for the countdown live
AAAAAA SHE CALLED ME CUTE I'M FUCKING DYING NOW
>>38166127Best Greek Hero Siren listener
>listening to Goober's beautiful voice while watching schizos seethe without getting (You)sPerfect.
>>38166152Methinks her health problem is chronic depression and she's trying new medication. She will probably still go to Japan.
>>38166146Gura is the only holo whose family prevents her from even tweeting
Imagine hating this cute little thing so much that your entire life consists of telling a group of people who love her how much you dislike her every day. And then they don't care, no matter how much you try.Must be pretty sad.
>>38166196she has ligma...
>>38166196Yeah pc was kill and she was with family. Nothing about not tweeting for 2 weeks not even from her phone.
>>38165670>I move around so much in my chair its weird yeah that does sound like the doctor gave her pills because she isn't used to moving around like this
>>38165862Really is sad how we went from spending all day every day with her, to having to hope for even a crumb of time with her. She doesn't even seem to give two fucks about it, which really says a lot I guess. I wish time travel was real, take me back.
I'm going to strangle the next Gosling poster. I swear to GOD
>>38166196she is dying but also cooked all day for thanksgiving and somehow that makes her unable to tweet.
>>38166196>health issues got worse>spent time with family>PC is fine now and her family helped her fix itAll said in a single breath, just your textbook Gura cycle excuse
oh no...I really genuinely love this woman...
>>38166242with long silver hair?
>>38166228Virgil Chads cant stop winning.
>begginningheh, that's cute
hewwo is this where I LARP as concernbud?
let it snoooooowBut I'm in a tropical country.....
pick her up hold her between your hands and use her as your own personal christmas stocking onahole
he health stuff kept her from streaming but not from badly baking a pie and cooking a serviceable turkey?
Gura no you might get canceled on twitter heh
Do jews believe in christmas?
>>38166196Gura's family emits a jamming field that prevents use of any electronics
>>38166368mental health is a thing
Gura really can't spell beginning?
>>38166382Yes, is time for lot of money
damn she's not trying for this one
WE KISSED HAHA FUCK YOU NERDS
Is it just me but I'm not feeling it tonight.It feels like she's trying hard to be happy tonight...
>>38166368Cooking with your family in a relaxed environment is a lot easier than entertaining 15k+ people
>>38166382they have their own thing. less presents and pretty traditional but it lasts a couple days
favorite shark sing favorite chribmas song
>>38166296that's exaclty what I hoped for, no excuses, no reasons, no drama, no apologies, just "yup that happened, anyways here are some cute songs" I love her so much
goddammit it all...
>>38166196Online? No.No streams? Yes.
how do i feel something againthese 2 weeks of shitposting got to mefucking kill me
Water heater.... home...
I'm glad your Oshi is back bros
Gura is a stocking stuffer
>>38166433It's raining here.
CHUMBUDS I FIGURED IT OUT SHE HAS ELECTROMAGNETIC HYPERSENSITIVITY! SHE HAS TO PUT HER PHONE AND WIFI IN A FARADAY CAGE WHEN SHE HAS AN EPISODE!
>>38166368>kept her from streamingthat's not even that bad... what is bad is that she hasn't posted ANYTHING for two fucking weeks not even from her iphone until management decided to log in and do it for her.
Gura I live in the southern hemisphere it's hot as fuck and rains every day here it sucks please help
pls no snow this year as well, thanks
>>38166477>>38166296chumcucks at their finest
>>38166502but anon I was told over and over that she moved....
disdain for weakbuds
The candy man! Willy Wonka.
>she doesnt get snow anymore confirmed holy shit
i had fewer santa guras than i expected damn
AHHHHHHHHH IM GOING TO PLANT CANDY
Gura luring little girls into her van with candy!
>>38166503thank you watamate
She is too cute...
>>38166563By people who think that Gura needs an actual reason to stop streaming
>family time for Christmas >Japan trip>shows no remorse for abandoning us for 2 weeksThe future is looking bright
i am the candy man
>>38166503Thanks I just hope she actually sticks around this time.
I miss when she took her singing seriously
>>38166545try posting again without tears pouring out of your eyes
>>38166644manager san will notify us
feeding Gura candy from my van T u T
>>38166644Cool, cut your losses now and begone
>>38166692chumcucks at their finest
THE CUNNY MAN
Oh you threadshitters can't make me feel bad.
Oh nyo nyo nyo nyo chumkeks is this your oshi?
You have no power here antis
>>38166241but she didnt text me that she was going to be gone and how long she was going to be gone for. how come i havent got a girlfriend, anon
>>38166692UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHARK CUNNY
The tranny man (the tranny man) The tranny man can (the tranny man can) The tranny man can 'cause he mixes it with sneed And makes the frogs turn gay (Makes the frogs turn gay) Yes, the tranny man can 'cause he mixes it with sneed And makes the frogs turn gay (Makes the frogs turn gay)
>>38166756No, that's me.
>>38166644If she comes up with another bull shit and skips even Valentine's Day stream I'm gonna an hero.
I CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GO TO JAPAN THIS MONTH AND THAN TAKE TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!IM SO EXICTED TO NOT HEAR FROM GURA FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH!!!!
>>38166753drats, we'll get you next time! You can't win forever chumbud!
Gura makes the world taste good!
Her cun cun is going to collect up all my cream~!
stream still feels bittersweet after no justification for ghosting :(
>>38166830Cant you just enjoy the gura that is here right now?
>>38166843Womb tattoos are dogshit
I feel like shit
Gura is going to receive and drown in all our eggnog and chocolate
>>38166791>HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE WAS BORN TO DO IT
>>38166871stop replying to threadshitters
>family boombox>CDI am old
>>38166871not really because i know shes gonna be gone again soon and it makes me sad
>I dont know if you know this song from this hugely popular movie that people show their kids all the fucking time and like every fucking person has seen willy wonka
>>38166516Eh, I'll take that
>>38166871im trying but the nagging feeling of encroaching abandonment is always present
>>38166849I have a neat solution for your problems
If you know that song, you are old to Gura. She remembers the family boom box hearing that candyman song. The other song she's not sure about but it might be Elvis. Something about birds.
>>38166890no.in about six months.
>>38165793If you're being genuinely serious, you need exercise and sleep.
There's like 3 discord autists raiding this thread
>>38166928>offtopic imageSure, """chumbie"""
>>38166849holy shit...she said as much as she felt comfortable saying. I don't like it either but please just shut the fuck up already
OH HELL YEAH
So she'll talk about why she was gone next stream if I understood her correctly?
>>38166913is it thread shitting if its 100% going to happen?>>38167000>off topicholy fucking newfag threadshitter please kill yourself
WE'RE SO BACK
>>38166890>>38166968Can you elaborate on whatever brand of shitpost this is?
>>38166849>>38166959You people are so strange. When Gura is streaming I'm there. When Gura is not streaming, I move to my other hobbies/work. Do you people have nothing else in your lives? Come to /m/
I love her
>>38166919my family had one in the early nineties it was the shit!
>that's a scary word>tweet
She's so giggly!
>every little swallowyeah of me
>>38167045Why contain it? 's cool
>>38167000>off-topicfuck off cuckmate
>>38167023Probably just her thanksgiving/cooking stories
>>38167045stick with the prod.prod with the prod.
I think it's cute that talks about things she grew up with then says they're old when we had basically the same childhood
>song is telling her to tweet
This song is so fucking funny because she dont tweet
there she's tweeting, now stop complaining :3
It was Rockin Robin. She seems to be more cheerful than she usually is.
can't believe gura has consistant medical issues that she has mentioned on multiple occasions couldn't have seen it coming honestly
>>38167050Stop they will shit up /m/ even harder now
I love her.
>>38166928Look at you, weaker than Saplings and Takodachis
>>38166686Anon what have we talked about with hope?
GO GURA GO
>>38167023>next streamNext stream will be the Easter stream buddy.
>>38167122It really sucks she’s so crippled by them she can’t even use her phone…
>tweet tweet tweetWow, it is a sing made for Gura.
i might not survive this december man...
Why the fuck do you fuckers care about excuses. She's back, isn't she? Why the fuck care beyond that?
>>38167000hello greyfaggot!!!!bet you think Bert is off topic too?
She will stream Pokemon tomorrow.
>>38167109ITS NOT FAIR
it's funny that she listened to a song that repeatedly goes "tweet, tweet, tweet" at her family's place but didn't think to actually do so
>>38167050I mean they posted on /vt/ so what do you expect?
>>38167184To feel like she cares about us and has a good reason for not having posted a single update during those 2 weeks?
>>38167222Gausman this is just sad
>>38167184>Blocked out anything work related>Spent time with familySounds like a reasonable explanation to me desu.
I had made my catalog thread but jannies deleted it, now I will shit up this place instead.
>>38167000everyone point and laugh
>>38167223I wanted to have faith in them...
>>38167184I was coping with 'no updates from Japan because unreasonably paranoid about opsec' and now am forced to realize we're due for round 2.
>>38167222hard to when you're getting pounded
>>38167184Because it triggers you.
Its funny that >Still trying
>>38167222kekhave a (You)
>>38167050i agree with this guybut im a shitposter at heart so what i do is go stir up shit on /a/ or /v/ or /vg/ when goob not streamremember, dont shit where you eat
A world of pure imagination!
as long as gura is single, i don't about tweets or w/e.
kek she literally watched the original willy wonka with her family while she was gone
>>38167222ok I'll give you that one
HER BLUSH IS SO FUCKING CUTE
Imagine being obsessed with Twitter.
>gura watched willy wonka recently
I think she recently watched Willy Wonka with her family
I fucking love this songImagi-na-tion....
Willy Wonka! Fucking love this song
Holy shit they're fucking losing it...
>>38167277welcome, there's never enough retards heret. retard
>>38167336Fucking wholesome. I miss my family.
>>38167354She's so cute
I've had an erection ever since this thread started
>>38167375I wonder if her family is the kind to put movies on or just pick something playing on cable at the time
>>38167251And this will make up for the two weeks? No. She's back. That's all that matters. >>38167274An actually sane shrimp. You have a fucking good time. You deserve it.>>38167291She's back. Be happy. No matter what. She's back.
>>38166871No because she doesn't care about the radio silence, meaning she will do it again and again. I cant relax knowing a situation like the last two weeks is right around the corner again, for the 300th time this year. meanwhile last year we had like 2?
HOLD UP, why is she doing a christmas karaoke so far away from the 25th? Doesn't that mean she won't do one in that day?
Her voice is so beautiful...
I watched this movie as a kid, great movie but kinda fucked up if you really think about how he mutilated all those kids.
I missed her so fucking much bro's I might cry
A song for all the goslings
>>38167488they got better
>>38167488That's the best part
well that's it, she killed me
>>38167472Christmas started in July for her.
why is december always the month of antis shitting up the threads?
yeah, the key changes are kinda confusing
>>38167472Xmas starts when Gura start singing the songs faggot not when jews say it.
>>38167488It was just a prank bro
>>38167488They all deserved it tho
>>38167488Yeah the liberal wokeists on the Looney Left would NOT allow a movie like that to be aired nowadays, they'd have a trigger-fit for sure.
>>38167488I like it for that. It felt like it actually took into consideration that kids can experience consequences for their actions and not just a slap on the wrist.
>>38167440Indeed anon. It's our escape from this shitty world. I just want to be happy, even if vtuber is just a make believe
>Gura wants to be saved
>>38167472You might be onto something buddy.
>>38167560holidays are an emotional time of the year
>>38167472the amount of this newfaggotry in this board is alarming
>>38167531They had to squish the blueberry girl to get the juice out, and they had to stretch the tv kid out so much he looked like a walking stick figure, thats from the books.
i want her to sing the weird song they have on the boat ride
>>38167445I can’t just be happy. She’s back but that doesn’t make the abandonment feel any less shit
>>38167488they shouldn't have fucked around and found out
>>38167274A lot of Holos do this from time to time, actually! They warn their fans before doing it because they care about them. Or if they don't care, at least they're committed to pretending they do.
Why is Gura the only thing in this damn world that can get me to tear up
>>38167602Sir, I believe you're lost. This is the Gura thread.
Immediate encore. She wants to do it better.
>>38167488They deserve it.
My chocolate shouldn’t be touched by human hands so swallow to your heart’s content my little shark
>>38167560>the 2 weeks of ghosting didn't happen
>>38167653>IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING>IT SHOWS NO SIGNS OF SLOWINGwhat the fuck was his problem?
Is this time again!
>>38167699have you ever peeled a garlic?
I FUCKING MISSED THE FIRST 40 MINUTES BECAUSE OF MY COLLEGE EXAMS got a perfect grade lmaoWHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?
I can't believe it's been almost a fucking year since the gift wrapping stream and getting to meet her mom on stream
>>38167274yeah that would be fine if she FUCKING TOLD US FIRST, thats the point, just leaving us guessing for weeks is the bit most people are upset with, not the lack of streams
what the heck? Is it male collab now???
>>3816776820 minute zatsu + the songs on screen
>>38167560>thanksgiving ghosting didn't happen
we fucking won chumbros
>>38167768Gura is dying
>>38167752Weeding out the weak. Running a factory takes work.
Reminder chums, don't feed anti's. They will kneel sooner or later.
>>38166729I found it and now I regret everything. I cant believe she gets dicked down every night by some random fucking weeb
>>38167738No one care retard none in Hololive have the obligation to give info for your brain 24/7
>>38167770Things were so much better back then...
>>38167768gura was cute
>>38167756I've meant to say onion, my badt. esl
>actully let the ghosting shitposting get to me>listen to gura>forgot I was ever upsetThis girl is dangerous
>>38161757I want my twix faggot
There's nothing you could say to make me think any lower Gura, especially now that she's back.You've lost.Accept it.
We've officially won.
>>38167768She gave no excuses or explanation for ghosting, lack of streams is a combination of PC hort, family visit and health issues.
>>38167699because you're massively desensitized by a world that treats a military occupation like the superbowl and younger generations' methods of leisure generally involve gruesome violence
>>38167770it literally feels like it was yesterday and things have only gotten so much worse for me...
>>38167768The setlist is right there on screen you absolute fucking retard nice job man Gura would be proud
God this song hits different now
>>38167274yeah and her phone suddenly stopped working and her family's internet stopped working and she couldn't post a single tweet or update for 2 weeks...
>>38167768Gura said that her health issues got worse and that somehow made her unable to use her phone for 30 seconds to make a tweet that she wouldnt be streaming.But its ok because she dry brined a turkey for thanksgiving UwU
>>38167848you just sound easily influenced
>>38167560Reminder that you, me, and everyone else in this fanbase aren't worth a minute of her time every few days. Somehow you're happy about this.
Holy shit since the key change she's destroying this track
>>38167184idc, she's committed to us romantically, which means a lot. She deserves a lot for being willing to do that. Just enjoy her beautiful singing.
>>38167560People are bitter that Gura can spend time with her family when they can't.
How does Gura's voice massage my soul? I'm in heaven.
so what medical conditions keep you from tweeting
>>38167910would you fuckers shut the fuck up already we get it
>cum with me
>>38167910>But its ok because she dry brined a turkey for thanksgiving UwUthis but unironically
>>38167768>Aqua clothes cute>IRyS 2.0 cute>she cooked the turkey this year and is proud of it>family helped with the PC, it is fine now>fanily also own every fucking hardcover game cookbook in existence>she said we are really cute
Every single second of my life with Gura in it is winning
>>38167955iq over 100
>"i think i can do it better">butchers itkek
>>38167873>she will be away for the rest of december and all of januarywon a free rope yes.
>>38167962would you fuckers shut the fuck up already we get it
>>38167962No argument rumao
I can't imagine a world without Gura. I'm glad she's living in this timeline.
Violet was the best of the willy wonka bunch
>>38167931a question was asked
>>38167955autism, it is terminal
Keep posting it. I'm sure you'll be able to will your delusion into existence eventually.
>>38168028an edgy answer was given