/MANS/ - Tempus General

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Last thread: >>38055687

Shiny Spicy Edition

>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

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SHINY SPICY LOVE

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shiny spicy thread

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>>38081114
Mandamientos de /ΜΑΝS/.
>1. ¿Por qué no fusionarse con /stars/?
No interrumpirás la discusión de tu vecino.
>2. ¿Queréis colaborar con Hololive?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>3. ¿Queréis colaborar con Nijisanji?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>4. ¿Habéis visto los números de los chicos?
No es de nuestra incumbencia.
>5. ¿Habéis visto lo que dice el /catalogo/?
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>6. ¡Los cebadores están insultando a tus hermanos!
No perderás el tiempo con sus palabras soeces.
>7. ¡Adivina lo que he oído de Hololive/Nijisanji!
Tus palabras no pertenecen a este templo.
>8. Deberían dividir el hil-
No lo harás.

Por lo tanto, declaro este hilo, santificado.

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come back whore

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>>38081243
En el nombre del Padre, del Hijo y del Espíritu Santo, Amén.

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>>38081243
Amen? I only know one word in spanish, 'mamacita'

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BUNTARE LOVE

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>>38081243
Amén

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I watched Altare's Tempus rap again and cackled and cringed at the same time. Ah, the true Altventurer experience.

https://twitter.com/CroquetteMoon/status/1585287751594713088

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>>38081493
stuttare... cute leader nonetheless

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MAGNI LOVE <3

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I wanna go to the beach with Nowa and oogle his sexy biker thighs!

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Why did Altare laugh like a madman when he beat Axel in the collab

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Vesper soon????

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>>38081666
because it meant it's his turn to top during discord sex

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>>38081493
He did a lot better than I expected

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ITS MOVING

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>2 mins late
HE HATES US

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he hates us...

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Vesties are losing it.

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>>38081616
Yeah, he's definitely still got a bit of the stutter debuff, so rapping doesn't feel like a great choice for him. It's cute when he tries though.

>>38081748
Honestly, the lyrics were better than I thought they'd be. Especially since he just kinda wrote it on the fly.

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Vesties...

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Vesper hates you faggots

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>>38081493
i’m sure altare loathes when his stutter slips out but it’s just so cute…

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>>38081666
Revenge from weremags

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Vesties, it's just a few more days...stay strong.

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bnnutare

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i think vesper said he was starting vocal lessons soon so i'm interested in hearing about how that's going

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>>38082130
BUNTARE BUNTAR BUT ANR RHYIUOOOOHHH

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>>38082130
BATTLESCARRED BUNTARE BATTLESCARRED BUNTARE

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>>38082051
i like it when magni follows altare's stutter with some beatbox

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru_PRcH9z9Y
Magni frame up

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>>38082130
I WANNA FUCK HIM SO BAD

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>>38082130
buntare got some cake in this one ToT

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>>38082130
oh my god i forgot how cute bunny tails can be fuck

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i need to see miqo'te axel fucking viera altare so bad

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>>38082130
His ears look adorable.

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Reminder that Altare HATES Buntare
https://youtu.be/N1nUMUQMEF0?t=9435

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>>38082398
AHHHHH NOW I NEED IT AS WELLL ABABZGZVXBXMDKSMDHCNDSMSM

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WELL WELL WELL, HOW THE TURN TABLES

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>>38082203
Whaat. When did he do that ToT

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>>38081642
Massaging his sore legs after a long biking session...

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>>38082230
Vesper... control yourself...

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>>38082679
Massaging the upper thighs, touching the sensitive spots, and ignoring all protests from him!

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>>38082619
smalltare looks tasty

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wolf Ves & fox Dez

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>>38082619
squish the Altare

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>>38082444
He loves dogs so of course he wants dog ears he just seems uninterested in buntare which is fair enough. I think buntare is cute but I dislike bottom altare so I am torn on buntare

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>>38082918
they all need dog boy outfits

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>>38082947
I'm just shitposting but it's obvious he would rather people draw him as a dog yeah.
And same, I think Buntare is nice if he still tops but fujos are vibing with bottom Buntare rn so....

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>>38082918
Wolf Nowa fucks me up

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>Vesper finds himself in the guild study once again mulling over the guilds finances.
>Food budget is 200% over quota, "that damnable Axel eats too much" he mutters to himself. Magni's lab still needs to be repaired after the explosion some months ago and this months installment payment for the guild hall.
>Whatever small jobs Altare manages to make do with just isnt enough.
>All this could be fixed if they actually got a job, well a big one.But there simply were no requests coming in.
>Vesper ponders over maybe having to take up farmwork just to keep the lights on, he hears knocking.
>He instinctively stood up and walk towards the the front door thinking its one of those damn kids playing pranks again.They get alot of those nowadays.
>As he was about to stroll out of the guild study Vesper realizes something.The knocking its coming from the room adjacent to the study.
>Excitment and curiosity something Vesper havent felt in a long time took over him.Vesper hurriedly walk over to the adjacent room.
>The room was dimly lit, a circle of arcane symbols etched into the floor and in the middle of the circle stood a door.
>Two more knocks come from the door, Vesper put on his coat straighten his shirt and open the door.
>Looking straight ahead Vesper see a street with what he assume is a road, lay using some kinda black substance but there was no one there.
>Just as he was about the close the door he hears *hic* coming from, below him?
>Vesper looks down to see a cheeky looking blonde girl dress in what seem to him semi formal attire with a monacle hair pin(?) in her hair.
>Greetings! I am Vesper Noir, the resident scholar of the adventurer's guild TEMPUS, he quickly introduced himself
>The girl grinned, "Looks like i found the right place. My name is Amelia, Amelia Watson i am a...detectives of sorts and i have a job for Tempus.But first a test!"
>*Click* Almost instantly 4 shots rang out simultaneously, all 4 shots find their target 2 to the head 2 to the heart.Vesper falls to the floor bleeding.
To be continued.

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>>38082130
he becomes pippa

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>>38083169
Bunny Altare and Wolf Nowa is such a brain rotting dynamic regardless of who tops or bottoms

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>>38083169
Yeah, I like the top bunny in heat style of Buntare a lot more than the bottom version, but I feel like both work for him.

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>>38083460
who?

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>>38081493
Somehow I hadn't seen that. I was ready to cringe but the lyrics were much better than expected. That's my leader

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>>38083508
I love wolf nowa and bunny owner nowa

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>>38083508
Bunny Altare topping Wolf Vesper ToT His hips are moving on his own!

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>>38082918
Oh gosh I have no words for how cute this is ;w;

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>>38083673
+BUNNY ALTARE TOPPING WOLF NOWA FROM THE BOTTOM

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>>38081114
Any straight guys left in this thread?
I get why the Fujos do what they do…but lately it’s been nothing but that.

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>>38083169
>He's /here/ and saw everyone talk about the boys being carnivores while he's a lil rabbit and got self-conscious
My rrat

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>>38083852
it's dead hours my cute incel kun

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>>38083891
Based if true.

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>>38083891
Rabbits can be vicious though

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>>38083673
ToT bottom wolf Vesper howling and biting and clawing the pillows, trying to be gentle with top bunny Altare even though all he wants to do is pin Altare on his back and milk him until he cries

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>>38083852
Be the change you want to see and all that. If there's something else you want to talk about, then post about it. Otherwise we'll just hornypost like we normally do during dead hours.

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>>38083852
We are always /here/ anon, dead hours is just lurking hours for us mostly.

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>>38083891
I can believe it

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>>38084002
i think incel kun just wants to timeloop about vesper's suspension again

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>>38084340
its honestly funny how catalog is talking more about it than we are. I'm just fantasizing about wolf Nowa hunting and eating bunny Altare.

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>>38084340
Boring. I'd take more unhinged Vestie posting over another round of that.

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>>38083999
TToTT I need this animal arc to end or I'm going to lose it...

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>>38084071
Exactly, there's nothing to talk about right now. In my case, the most you'll see me posting in dead hours would be fanarts I see on twitter, like this one.
https://twitter.com/memepermslost/status/1597983805889036290

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>>38084485
Yeah there's really nothing new to be said about the situation anyway

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>>38084458
I'm not really into furry stuff or even kemonomimi, but Buntare surrounded by carnivore guildmates is so hot.

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>>38084614
I miss these two together, if altare really does start playing apex again I hope they play together

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>>38084541
I love the nose on vesties I hope it wins over the other version

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>>38083891
He just wants to be a canine because all his bros are canines ;-;

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Dingo why are you liking this?
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

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Reminder that Axel gets his world knowledge from this channel.

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>>38083993
We know, Altare. We've seen that movie.

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>>38084750
I do too. Adds more character to it. Plus his favorite pokemon has a cute little pig nose.

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>>38083891
I like bunny altare and carnivore axel, dez and nowa, but not bottom altare

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>>38084750
>>38085271
I'll take any design as long as it's a bat with bat wing vest rather than just a bat in a vest

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Sorry Altare but its high time to put you in your place.

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carnivorous wolf Nowa plays into my fantasy of him just losing control and letting his blood lust get the best of him, god it's so hot

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>>38085343
kino taste

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>>38084934
Who is grooming whom here?

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>>38085419
Alpha Nowa....

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>>38085419
I've never got that time Nowa called himself a mosquito out of my head.

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>>38085463
Mutual grooming.

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>>38085469
he DID say he was just like Axel when he was younger, and obviously went through a lot of therapy to chill out over time... need that alpha to come out of him somehow ToT

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Vesper has been away for too long that people here have no grasp on what kind of character he is anymore

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i know we're 2 down (albeit 1 only for a little longer, and the other will be streaming guerilla) but i kinda miss when tempus streamed throughout the day in a way you could comfortably catch at least 1 stream no matter the timezone. now it feels mainly skewed towards prime time pst or midnight est

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Would you still love Buntare if he looked like this?

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So, is the mental image people have of Vesper basically just an American version of Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer now?

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>>38085573

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>>38085520
Only in the way that he was impulsive, but he was still an introverted dork. A girl tried to talk to him and his first instinct was to lie to her so she would go away, because he thought she would bully him.

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It feels like it been years since I heard the sweet grooming voice of Nowa

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>>38085573
an anon drew buntare like that and everyday im thankful the image didnt load for me

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>>38085191
what movie?

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I need my 10 am pst Nowa grooming session back... there's only so many VODs I can rewatch...

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Don't

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>>38085806
unironically Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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>>38085806
after the continous posting of that moment from the watchalong you still don't know?

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Oh no

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>>38085828
Why not?

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>>38085775
Now I wanna see it...

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>>38085809
Its ok Anon I understand being groomed in real time by Nowa is like a gateway drug

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>>38085890
I cant believe he actually said that... ToT god these two have discord sex on a daily..bet

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>>38085924
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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>>38085923
it really is. what no father figure does to a mf (me)

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>>38085890
>ywn be called a healslut by altare
why even live

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saving my weed for Nowa's comeback stream so 5 minutes of him on stream will feel like 2 hours....I miss him so much bros...

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>>38085853
D-did someone say...
https://youtu.be/HwHasOJIm1Y?t=5095

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>>38086115
ToT Altnowa sex...

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>>38086115
I will never get over Vesper's behavior here. NEVER

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>>38086091
Same brother...

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>>38086091
This but with my seed, so that the first 5 min would bring me the enjoyment of 2 hours

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>>38086222
He probably recorded it on his phone for jerk off material later

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I really miss them, this drought is killing me...

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>>38086295
H-hot...

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>>38086349
stay strong zetaxel bro

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Been rewatching nowa vods and having comfy dreams and feel like crying

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>>38086295
Altare walking in on Nowa jerking off to the sound of him moaning... ToT

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>>38086452
me fr fr
we'll get through it vestie

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>>38086485
And Altare joins him moaning in Nowa ear while jerking him off

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>>38086495
I just want to rub his shoulders and play with his hair while he talks about nerdy stuff ;v;

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>>38086115
Love this groomer and his rentboy

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miss him...

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If Vesper doesn't come back TODAY I will kill a nigger

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>>38087824
He's not due back until the 3rd leader..

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>>38087868
I am going to kill a nigger

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>>38087824
But Anon, Vesper is a

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Cover is kind of stupid stunting his growth and by that lowering their profit desu

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>>38081114
Mandamentos do /MANS/
>1. Porque não fundir-se com o /stars/?
Não te sobreporás à discussão do teu vizinho.
>2. vocês querem colaborações com a Hololive?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>3. vocês querem colaborações com a Nijisanji?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>4. vocês viram os números dos rapazes?
Não é da nossa preocupação.
>5. Viram o que /catálogo/ está a dizer?
Não perderás tempo com as suas palavras grosseiras.
>6. os iscadores estão a insultar os seus manos!
Não perderás tempo com as suas palavras obscenas.
>7 Adivinha o que ouvi da Hololive/Nijisanji!
As tuas palavras não pertencem a este templo.
>8. vocês devem dividir o fi...
Não o farás.

Por conseguinte, declaro este fio, santificado.

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>>38087824
He will go to jail with them for being a perv

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>ywn get groomed in the same way Vesper grooms Altare
Gonna kms self

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>>38089307
I just want a hot nerdy ojisan to groom me ToT life is so unfair....

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>ywn be suspended for molesting altare
:(

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>>38089353
worth it

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>>38089353
why even live at this point

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>>38089485
>you will never pin buntare down and have him call you daddy while you're biting the scruff of his neck
lucky Nowa...

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>mexico got refballed out of the world cup
At least we the people of the US are still in.
FIFA should hire HoloEN to do publicity for next world cup since it will be in the US.

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>>38089353
Life is truly unfair

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>>38089573
Actually thought they were going to score the third. Would have been crazy

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>>38085572
Not going to lie, I'm slowly losing interest because there's almost zero EU streams and I can't catch anything live anymore. Someone hire a yuropoor for StarsEN2 please.

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>>38089767
Messi made sure to also include his one choked penalty per world cup this game which would've knocked out Poland as well if they scored the two times after as well. And I'm pretty sure the 1st of the off side goals was not off sides. The second one unfortunately was. Oh well, at least the US has a decent team this time.

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>>38089347
i need a FIT nerdy ojisan to groom me. im not a hotty so we should only make this fair

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>>38089964
>im not a hotty
Well if you start working out with your FIT nerdy ojisan, you too can become a hottie.

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>>38089964
well..Nowa has been going to the gym lately so he will become FIT nerdy ojisan ToT

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>>38089844
shiiit, i'm not even in the eu, i just don't like staying up late to where i can't feel my eyeballs because streams are kinda late. i get where you're coming from bro, here's to hoping

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>>38089964
I want to hug, spoil and have hardcore unprotected sex with nerdy buff Nowa oji(he must be the bottom).

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>>38090042
Takofren I am fit, just got hit with a face debuff orz. I wanna go biking with Nowa oji...
>>38090076
Probably the only thing he couldnt groom me into because lifting BLOWS

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>>38090309
we get it already leader

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>>38089874
The US has a decent chance of knocking out Holland. Gotta believe.

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>>38090076
>Implying he isnt already a FIT nerdy ojisan

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>>38090522
thank god diving dutchman retired, I'm STILL pissed about that world cup

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>>38090583
>ywn flirt with oji by praising his biceps and asking if you can touch them

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>>38090583
god I need him to be my bottom. those thicc thighs...that muscular build..made to be bred

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>>38083359
SHE KILLED DADDY

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I am the last straight brotuber viewer.

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>>38090989
I wrote this

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axel syrios

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>>38083852
Just participate with the fujos. I am a straight guy but larping as a fujo is fun and I recommend it

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>>38091220
IS A CHEATER

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A reminder that Magni is a paranoid drunk who once believed that his own reflection was out to get him.

https://youtu.be/0kYCUUIMRJk?t=3741

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>>38083852
Two days. Most of them will come back, they all left because they don't want catalog brainrot during the Vesper suspension

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>>38091379
my wife (male) is pretty stupid but I love him anyway

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>>38087946
fds esta merda nem é zuca

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>>38091422
It’s so peaceful without the tourist vesties

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>>38091484
My oshi is somehow even dumber, so I get it.

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>>38091220
FUCKS HIS MANAGER

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>>38090964
Reminds me of this, kek.

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magni RAPE

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>>38091675
>ANON HAS A DUMB OSHI
>I HAVE A DUMB OSHI
WE ARE often sick of their shit

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>>38091720
yeah, me

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i am going to masturbate to the idea of being buntare while pinned and fucked by wolf vesper

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>>38084934
I have watched her on occasion. She can pull off a nice oneesan voice if she tried.

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>>38081243
Amén
>>38087946
GOOOOOOOOAL

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>>38085573
Buntare with Baldtare head yes.

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>>38092165
hot, tell us more

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>>38091618
>Fujos going all out in dead hours with comments and fanart

Is it really peaceful?

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Why isn't Magni talking to a physiotherapist already wtf. That should've been one of the first things he did after hospital treatment

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>>38091422
I learned how to do the aerodynamic solo on keyboard because I don't know how to play a guitar yet

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>>38091920
EEK!

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>>38092291
Menhera

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what exactly happened to maguni? he didn't specify in any of the vods I watched so far.

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>>38092395
if you dont know how the fuck are we supposed to

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>>38086349
If it's killing you. Let me remind you this is Day 1 of Zetaxel Drought. You're ngmi

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>>38092395
Vesper blew his back and got bonked for it

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>>38091379
>drunk
He was 100% on drugs, alcohol does not make you hallucinate like that

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>>38092261
yes

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I can't believe my oshi does drugs...

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>>38092582
he's just like me fr fr

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hahahaha

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>>38092480
someone was trying to daterape him...

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>>38092480
I've hallucinated a bit while drunk and extremely sleep deprived. Not to that extent though

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>>38083359
NOWA NO PLEASE DON'T DIE

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>>38091379
He was in a party with a bunch of people that either believed him or were willing to entertain his schizo delusions. He and his groupies were definitely on some of that good shit.

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>>38092480
Are you also a stressed out, sleep-deprived menhera who watches too many dark and edgy movies and TV shows though?

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>>38092820
Yes.

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https://twitter.com/harutimu_415/status/1598081050038915072
is that tempus in the 2nd video?

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>>38092820
You are just describing a significant part of /MANS/.

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>>38092664
whore...

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>>38092764
If my drunk friend said "We need to make passwords in case a doppleganger infiltrates our friend group after this party", I would 100% do it just because. I've done dumber things than that for my friends completely sober.

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>>38092884
Looks like it. Naisu.

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>>38092884
100%, this guy literally looks like Axel

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>>38093032
Poor Leader, he's the only one without any distintive traits...

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>>38092820
>>38092899
Please be healthier oh my god

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>>38093367
Nah

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when vesper

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>>38093176
Now he does.

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>>38093176
Honestly the only distinguish thing i see on Altare is the armor and his eyes, which makes sense considering his mama

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>>38093600
Alright that's the worst thing I've seen all day

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>>38093600
I hate this place

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>>38093664
You're forgetting something very important, anon

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>>38093600
why are you guys like this?

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>>38091537
Foi mal portugues, tava sem saco pra traduiz palavra por palavra e decidi tacar no DeepL e mudar umas frases que ficaram esquisitas.

Boa Sorte na copa.

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>>38093953
traduzir pqp eu sou um jumento

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>>38093384
Is your oshi Dez by chance

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday I wake up and the boys are not real

[Anonymous No.]

>>38093996
de carga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094301
rpr-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38093683
>>38093700
>>38093851
Ok, sorry about that, this is more of your liking?

[Anonymous No.]

With Magni and Axel just about confirming their Fanbase mascot, Is Altare's and vesper's formed by now? We do have images, but clearly the blue guy's are constanting warping and changing, the slime is either a blob, or a big muscley jelly jiggler? I say this because I may have already prepared a post for the 2nd of december which is the 3rd in sequence of a specific set of images, and man has things changed in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094431

[Anonymous No.]

>>38090989
I'm still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094468
the muscley altventurer is more so a joke about how many altventurers have been going to the gym because of altare the blob seems more accurate

[Anonymous No.]

sisters, can you post some good axel art esp if its with his mask on? pls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094645
sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>38083359
Is that Smol Ame? It kinda fits Smol Ame to test if Vesper is a Vampire by shooting him with lead bullets.

[Anonymous No.]

If Vesper gets fired, someone should assassinate Yagoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38081243
Viva!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38092884
This kinda looks like the parody of an anime opening. Gonna follow this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094701

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094909
I would kyoani Cover's offices
I'm not joking or taking my meds

[Anonymous No.]

what if Altare is /here/ and thinks we're disgusting freaks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095653
Well he's the one who keeps coming back

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095653
Fanbase reflects the streamer and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

little fat fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095653
I doubt Altare is even human.
I feel his parents kept him in a basement somewhere, only letting him out to play cello, study, and do martial arts.

The guy has never watch TV, zero meme knowledge, and it seems he only watch YouTube personalities his whole childhood.

Even MAGNI called it out again during their stream yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095883
NOOOO DON'T MAKE ME A MARKETABLE PLUSHIEEEEEE-

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095653
“Haha so disgusting” he says while jacking to buntare fics

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care whether the Vesties should have the pig nose or not but take the glasses out they look weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096025
>take the glasses out
cmon now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095934
I wonder if he was homeschooled

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096149
considering he has told multiple stories about when he was in school like the Kello story, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096025
>take the glasses out
I wonder who could be behind this post...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096025
You shut your mouth right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096290
AYO don't post my wife bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095883
This is.... cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38094468
Vesper accepted the bat. Altare hasn't really talked on about his mascot for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096057
The glasses don't look cute on a mascot that tiny

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/qAaqD02ZsfA

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096242
We never knew about the pit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096010
my worst fear is that magni the known furry finds the buntare fics

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096701
There are fics....?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096752
Where have you been anonchama

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096752
check the last thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096752
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43339602

[Anonymous No.]

leader is being cringe already i love him

[Anonymous No.]

Altare kind of annoys me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096951
It's the first stage of the altare grooming cycle. You think he's cringe and annoying at first, but with repeated exposure your perception of him warps into being cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>38096798
Writing a master's...
>>38096852
>>38096873
Arigatou o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097028
But I've been watching him since debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38095934
Altare just likes different media from Dez. He references cartoons a lot and he's familiar with tons of online content creators. He reminds me a lot of someone I know who grew up watching the Family channel and YTV all the time. He's a perfectly normal guy, but he just doesn't really go for movies or TV shows that guys typically think are "cool" most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097028
I like solo Altare better than collab Altare.
Solo Altare during his Minecraft or indie game streams has such a natural vibe with his chat. There’s almost no dead air.

During collabs he tries to crack jokes and I’m sorry the guy has zero comedic timing. MAGNI is the straight man, Vesper is the wildcard, Axel is the Yabmaster, and Altare is often the butt of the joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097089
just stop watching

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097159
>>38097159
I also like solo altare better excluding with alban who he has a similar sense of humor as but I still think altare is probably the best at collabs with axel being a close second

[Anonymous No.]

Why do they do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097547
EOP autism pls understand

[Anonymous No.]

I love my dumb zoomer boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097159
Untrue. Altare has great comedic timing, just completely unintentionally.

https://youtu.be/a6-eR8AVyng?t=875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606b3tqc6Ic

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097757
That’s not comedic timing that’s just luck

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh..

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper will come back when he wants to
vesties...

[Anonymous No.]

He's gone

[Anonymous No.]

Been nice knowing you Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like they've been in contact though that's good

[Anonymous No.]

VESPAPA NOOOOOO UUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

father figure experience right down to abandonment oof...

[Anonymous No.]

what did he say???

[Anonymous No.]

>>38083852
Just post het stuff to counter them then

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper hates his model, he hates the vesties, he hates Holostars, and he hates streaming

[Anonymous No.]

TAKAMURA HATE

[Anonymous No.]

stars Ayame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098083
Is he coming back next week then?
Is he gonna at least post on Twitter or community tab?

Wtf Altare you can’t drop a bomb like that…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098116
At least Ayame comes back every once in a while instead of Forrest Gump-ing across the country for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098224
we'll just have to wait and see I suppose

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097882
It's not so much just his bad luck as it is how he sells it each time it happens. Lots of people are unlucky, Altare is good at making his consistently terrible luck into fun moments.

[Anonymous No.]

this cute dummy

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is the only Tempus member that knows the plural of fish is fish

[Anonymous No.]

altare has an out of control praise kink

[Anonymous No.]

He said that in such a soft voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098455
it's fishies

[Anonymous No.]

I was afraid Nowa may not want to come back right away, he's probably either embarrassed or angry with the situation. It would be better if they could organize a collab to ease the process

[Anonymous No.]

Its over. Vesties are going to mass suicide once the inevitable happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098521
it's giving me motivation to wrap up and finish this altnowa praise kink fic

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we doomposting? I walked away for 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098455
Weird how he knows that, but doesn’t know how many holes a tube of toilet paper has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097924
Did he actually say that?? I'm thread watching cause I'm working right now, please don't do this to me

[Anonymous No.]

another one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098738
for the love of god anon PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098738
ToT Ganbatte anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098743
Leader said that Vesper might not (read: definitely will not) come back on the exact date that his two weeks are up

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098769
yeah. I mean hey at least he didnt say, "we haven't heard from him in a long time." like that one weekend he ghosted everyone, but damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098840
>>38098844
Fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus, Leader is in HEAT.

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is still stuck with his family due to the holiday

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098840
kek I called it in an earlier /MANS/ thread that he'll probably not stream on the day his suspension ends. Honestly probably wont get to see him until either Monday if they have a tempus collab or next Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP BEING SO HORNY

[Anonymous No.]

>woman on stream
....

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098931

[Anonymous No.]

Leader shaming the furry in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099121
Kind of based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098931
this reminds me of all the copes sanalites made to excuse her ghosting... dejavu...

[Anonymous No.]

>There's one thing I could fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

Altare, you can be honest. We all want to fuck Panam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099219
I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099219
he has been unbelievably down bad this whole game

[Anonymous No.]

It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38098738
Godspeed

[Anonymous No.]

>Asian
>Nice cock
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099219
I want Judy :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099219
>first impression you get from her is her perfect ass
what straight man wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099392
you can unlock Judy's romance with a simple console command on PC

[Anonymous No.]

MOM ALTARE IS TALKING ABOUT PARASITES AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>38099397
Tbh sexuality is irrelevant to admiring nice asses

[Anonymous No.]

altare using a sensual voice to talk about parasites is making me horny

[Anonymous No.]

ROBOTS HATE

[Anonymous No.]

OK That was kind of based until he used the VOICES

[Anonymous No.]

>loved being called master
>loved being called sir
Altare...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38100303
he wants to be a top so bad…

[Anonymous No.]

>panting like an eager dog at the idea of getting praised by a hot girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38100359
i want to top him so bad...

[Anonymous No.]

brother is losing his mind

[Anonymous No.]

EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

this child…

[Anonymous No.]

>>38084934
I'm tellin' you man, get on board now, this ship is ready to depart

[Anonymous No.]

Leader, there was something open already in your paint.net

[Anonymous No.]

Altare, I swear. I am watching a 10 year old boy describe his dream video game motor cycle tricks

[Anonymous No.]

>>38081114
Cyberpunk HATE
Apex HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101261
A 10 year old boy, you say? ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101342
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101973
No... not like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101973
Wtf I don't feel safe

[Anonymous No.]

Leader...

[Anonymous No.]

it’s been a while since altare got a full body cringe reaction out of me but he did it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101973
the final boss...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101973
It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S FUNNY

[Anonymous No.]

IF I NEED YOUR BODY I'LL FUCK IT

[Anonymous No.]

Keanu is gonna take Altare's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>Shion mention

[Anonymous No.]

SHION MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

YAB INCOMING

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103097
>>38103100

[Anonymous No.]

Is leader going to get copyright struck for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103199
A

[Anonymous No.]

has the game audio been out of sync?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103199
R

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103199
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103199
A

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103229
>>38103337
>>38103350

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER OF THE JOBBER GUILD

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking jobber

[Anonymous No.]

leader saying nico nico nii cute

[Anonymous No.]

>goodbye altare
????

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t believe Altare loves streaming and his fanbase…

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like i'm slowly becoming schizo or something. I just want Nowa back. cant get him out of my thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38097924
I BELIEVE. I KNOW HE'LL COME BACK. HE WOULD NEVER ABANDON US

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104468
Don't worry, you can do it! Just a couple of days left or more if Vesper does not want to return right away............

[Anonymous No.]

There are 41 Vesper mention itt

[Anonymous No.]

Magni love

[Anonymous No.]

>>38101973
MY COLLECTION IS GROWING

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Pikachu only could beat the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104893
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104627
Number of Vesper mentions is directly proportional to number of days without a Vesper stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104909
BELIEVE IN PIKACHU

[Anonymous No.]

I know we are all doomposting but lets be real if I got a suspension for a bullshit reason, got publicly shamed just vaguely enough that rrats spread everywhere, and my reputation was unfairly in shambles, I wouldn't want to come back to my job right away either, no matter how much my parasocial fans love me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105005
Altare is nerfed by game mechanics. It's over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104615
the "or more" part is tripping me out. I dont want to be parasocial but I cant help it... if he has the kind of ghosting issue that I think he might have, it'll literally take a group collab or something to get him to come back. I want to have faith but it's not reassuring hearing "he'll come back when he wants to."

[Anonymous No.]

When is nowa oji coming back, I miss my bedtime stories...

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104909
If he gets a Light Ball he can do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105069
I mean if you're a big baby bitch, yeah. If you're a hardworking person, you'd continue to do your job regardless of what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104702
Kyaa~! Tiny leader kawaii. ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105161
Or look for a better job lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104909
As long as he keeps swapping out the move pool, I don't think he'll get hard fucked until the Elite Four.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105161
The problem is that while Vesper is hard working and loves his job, he's also incredibly anxious and an overthinker who isn't the best at dealing with his chat under even normal circumstances. I wouldn't be surprised if he's freaking out a bit about what he should say and do as the days of the suspension slowly count down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105161
Even if people think you might be a sexual predator?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105478
only people that think that are 4chan schizos

[Anonymous No.]

>>38103097
>>38103100
>>38103199

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105478
Not even 1/3 of the board believes that, it's mainly shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
That's it. Close the thread.
Baker doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
AAIIIIIEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

I think Baldtare SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105478
Literally no one else except /here/ has thought that. And besides, people are smart enough to know that if you raped or sexually harrassed a co-worker you'd be outright terminated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105161
JP hands wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
I have no idea what to do with this child

[Anonymous No.]

>>38104909
I think it'll depend on whether he's allowed to let the pikachu faint or not. Like, if the rule is the pikachu can't faint at all, I can see him failing pretty badly. If he can retry with different strategies, I think he's stubborn enough to finish it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
R?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
A?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
P?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105689
oh hell no

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105420
He's very lenient which is just as bad as being too much of a tardwrangler. You'd think with his experience as a streamer he'd learn that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
E.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
E?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
this has officially gone too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105645
Oh yeah? Why don't you suck my balls then

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105478
That makes him MORE popular, anon. You didn't forget about the fujos, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105503
The way he acts in that watchalong that fujos love so much gives me weird vibes ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
ok, this is actually funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
CONTINUE TO FEED MY COLLECTION.

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105921
it’s the way he says “theeere you go” after encouraging altare to moan sensually, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105921
vesper's grooming skills are reserved for tempus only

[Anonymous No.]

>>38106548
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
I really hate you guys sometimes ya know

[Anonymous No.]

>>38106548
>>38106588
desk slap

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105478
That's what I keep worrying about, he must be feeling humiliated as fuck and worrying about what people think happened.

[Anonymous No.]

god i wish vesper would groom me

[Anonymous No.]

>>38105541
I'm REALLY tempted to make use this for next OP