/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????? PC REPAIRS DONT TAKE TWO FUCKING WEEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
sip of vodka

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Too drunk or hungover to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Hehe welcome to Ayame downtown, chumcucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Alcoholic hungover shark is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She's coming back tomorrow.
Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
ask jay..

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Don't worry Chumbie, you can be friends with Nakirigumi now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>PC REPAIRS DONT TAKE TWO FUCKING WEEKS
heh you are cute

[Anonymous No.]

Returning tomorrow to cuck VSJ anniversary viewer counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
tasting some "local cuisine" if you get my saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>Gone for nearly 14 days
Isn't it the same as a Hololive suspension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Vesper will come back don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
You need to learn that she works smarter, not harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931405
the only way I can possibly see a pc repair taking 2 weeks is if an important part gets lost in the mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931459
Yes. But sometimes a suspension is 1 month

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Chumbuds I'm starting to think she doesn't actually like us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>2 weeks
funny how its the same length as Vesper's ban

[Anonymous No.]

Anon a streamer as wealthy as her could easily just go down to the PC store and buy a new one. If it affects her career a professional livestreamer would obviously do that. In fact most professional livestreamers hire a team to help them with their streaming. She wouldn't even need to do it herself, just send her aide out to get it done.

It's obviously just an excuse. There is some weird shit going on behind the scenes with EN.
Ina's vacation. Gura's disappearance. Vesper's suspension. The drama over male collabs.
Some stuff is going on behind the scenes that you don't know about. For example, why did Gura make certain to tell her fans that her manager has access to her twitter account? It just feels weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931535
How does it feel for Gura to become EN Ayame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
It's thanksgiving weekend bitch, she's probably flying home as we speak. She'll probably still be gone for a week after though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931567
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
your pc might not even be seen until week 2, you are funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736

She will be back on the same day as Vesper and i can't wait to see the reaction here

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931405
Assuming gura doesnt fuck around with her hardware, software issues can be fixed in less than 2 days, gura has fuck you money and can easily replace her pc parts. even computers that are being used in harsher environments like construction sites survive longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931614
So they got suspended at the same time? Hmm I wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932059
>he thinks cover would ever suspend gura
she could say nigger on stream and get a slap on the wrist

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932117
>rushia
>top superchat worldwide
>still got booted

[Anonymous No.]

She got bonked along with Vesper
but they can’t announce it at the same time since people would figure it out
Watch
She’ll stream around the same time Vesper’s banishment ends

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932197
she didn't get booted until she leaked NDA shit retard. cover supported her at first, she didn't get suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932236
If it's true, it means Gura does indeed fight against Tempus.
We can't let her fail bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931405
It literally doesn't. Even if her entire computer was burnt to the ground she could get temporary parts delivered in <1 week assuming she doesn't live in the middle of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932236
The rrats will literally never end if she does stream a few days after Vesper’s return

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932236
I can't believe Vesper held Kronii down while Gura raped her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932117
They just don't openly say it's a suspension you dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>2 weeks
Takokeks would laugh at your whining

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932548
kill yourself moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932305
ur the retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932621
He's right, though. Most suspensions don't get announced. They're disguised as 'breaks.'
Vesper's was different because he got into a bitch fight with his manager who threw a hissy fit.

[Anonymous No.]

There's something strange happening behind the scenes in myth

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Taking care of Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932706
I'm specifically talking about gura getting suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932621
Don't be blind Anon

[Anonymous No.]

She won't come back the same day as Vesper, but it'll be a few days before just to hide it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931699
I hate that this is more than likely to happen. It's a shame how Gura gets used as a tool by management to overlap and kill the competition's numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932716
Jeez what gave that away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931567
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
I'm installing a kernel in her motherboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She spent Thanksgiving with her family,so she will have time for Christmas & NY to stream for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933190
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

Chum home, white man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933190
Kek, dream

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
she was at the singapore anime expo

[Anonymous No.]

what if she's k-k-k-kissing someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933470
She was there virtually, Watame was there Live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933519
Yeah, Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933519
Yes. Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She's drinking again after playing GoW:Ragnarok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933519
Yeah, we are making out right now as I type this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933583
Over Zeta's dead body

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933726
gura doesn't play games longer than 8 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933519
Yeah, (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Tomorrow. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
don't worry chumbies, there's highly qualified people searching for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932371
She's a MILLIONAIRE, for comparison's sake Lenovo's enterprise tier extended warranty has a fucking concierge service come over with a brand new computer to tide you over in under 24 hours, and that's like, 2 grand USD tops for a ridiculous amount of years.

That said I try not to rag on chumpedophiles too much since 99% of these threads are made by assblasted Tempus homobeggars still seething Gura hasn't acknowledged them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933949
rofl thought this was a joke but she's IRL streaming fishing on Onigiri's channel? I wouldn't watch this content regularly but watching millennial women fishing is kind of fun for the novelty value lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Her roommate is making babies with jay.

[Anonymous No.]

Come home chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

Q-quality>quantity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>Bae taking a mental breather
Something happened in HoloEn. Spread the word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935233
>>>Mumei
>>>>>>>>>>>Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935249
Gura actually went to Australia to burn down her shed.

[Anonymous No.]

comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback comeback

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935233
>Fauna watches Pomu
>Mumei collab'd with purple laugh dragon
>IRyS bitches on her RM about the company feeding her
Yea, no

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She's been getting forklift certified.

[Anonymous No.]

ShE's JuSt ReAlLy bUsY wItH oThEr PrOjEcTs. She'll be inconsistent till all the children who show up to her streams fade away. At this point there are probably more reliable drug addicts. Everyone can go down to their Best Buy or whatever and buy something capable of basic streaming. There is no excuse at all. She's just using you chumbuds, she doesn't like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931405
1) They don't
2) She has well over $800K in the bank, she can legit buy a new fucking PC in a day with no issue
3) She streamed at the Singapore HoloMeet this weekend so no, her PC is AOK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935233
I like them and watch them all already, but Goob is Goob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
I sent my old PC for repair a couple of years ago. It took them 1 month to come back with "lol i dunno" to me, 2 months later when I asked for my PC back they said they sold it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931567
You just realized that? You guys are just a wallet for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37936221
did you send it to fucking india?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, chill little shrimpie. IRyS & Fauna soldier on until dear leader returns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931652
Must be nice. Gura legit makes like $30K+ in passive income every mount. Why even Stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935320
Yeah, what about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Myth and Council don't stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935429
Actually creeps me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>37936221

They mostly buy prebuilts. You can get a warranty on those, and they use common off the shelf parts. My job doesn't stop if I don't have a working computer. I make sure I have a working one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37936336
Cringe

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>>37936062
>3) She streamed at the Singapore HoloMeet this weekend so no, her PC is AOK.
>she brought her fucking PC to Singapore
Chumbuds are really fucking brain damaged

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
>giving a single fuck to Yuko but Shit
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931459
Gura will be still MIA for atleast an extra week after Vesper resume activites, she literally self suspended herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931639
oh no bros
what if she’s smoking crack rocks?
what if our shark is sitting in the ruins of a burned out aquarium puffing on a pipe made out of busted algae filter tubing?

[Anonymous No.]

Where do gura's viewers go when she doesn't stream? Is there another holo that gets them or is it like warcraft, where most wow players play wow or nothing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939383
Uniornically Yuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939544
Yuko only gets around 1k. That still leaves thousands of view unaccounted for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37938371
she didn't go to Singapore IRL you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.]

>>37933949
BASED dragon saving Hololive even in 2022.

[Anonymous No.]

>Goes on break for the entire summer with no warning
>Comes back and says she was spending time with "family"
>Goes on break for all of November with no warning
I wonder who she was spending Thanksgiving with and why she can't just be honest with her fans about it? If she just said "I'm gonna be spending time with my family for Thanksgiving so no streams" everyone would totally understand, so why the lies about PC troubles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939894
Gura is unironically terrified of her fanbase.
Chumbuds are why she will graduate in 2023

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939760
maybe the dozens of other hololive members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932348
Or she fought for tempus. You guys are insane if I was in her position I would be doing everything in my sharks fins power to keep you assholes away from any new en members as long as possible.
Both in Hololive and Holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932117
They suspended Coco, fired Rushia, and terminated CN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37940559
>coco
gura is bigger and more profitable than coco
>rushia
she was supported by cover until she leaked NDA info
>CN
nobody cares about CN

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939894
Chumbuddies are mental. The fact that many unicorns fled to her after the Homo collabs didn't help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37939825
Singapore isn't real, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37940751
>gura is bigger and more profitable than coco
>This is what chumbuddies actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>37940812
is that why they stop having homo collabs because she's not streaming anymore?
is this all planned by omega?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37940904
homo collabs was a company event It shouldn't take you too long to notice right anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37940815
yes, made up for money laundering purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>37941000
goddamn omega is good, almost as good as his boipussy.

if they resume homo collabs once gura returns i will kneel to him an suck his erect 1 inch cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935233
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Ina is dying. Gura is spending time with Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
every 30 days she enters a period of extreme lust and must go out to fill up her womb with cum

her womb expands each time, so it takes longer each time

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
Originally, chuubas didn't stream at all. They just uploaded finished videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37945482
Gura does neither

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
I love Blue Ayame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931639
maybe their gradually closing the en branch hell omegas intro thing was every beginning has an end or whatever

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>>37940879
**This is what cocotards actually believe
Coco's crucial metric : Superchats
Gura's crucial metrics: superchats, memberships, sponsorships, youtube premium, ads , merch (a LOT of them), convention appearances, her second channel with 130M views

JP membership costs you only 400 yen a month and no one there uses youtube premium because in the nips' eyes niconico is better than jewtube
this is why this bitch was interested in VShojo so much

[Anonymous No.]

Kaela: Your excuse for no minecraft is no materials? Let me introduce myself to all of your viewers. I am doing your oshi a favor and I'll be streaming minecraft! Very smart.

[Anonymous No.]

shit the gura secret suspension rrat is getting more and more real. Lets see if she comes back this wednesday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
busy taking care of her two newborn babies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37951183
As if Gura needed an excuse not to steram.

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>>37936062
She's a woman anon, you have no idea how dumb they can get with tech. Don't forget they tried to microwave their iphones to recharge. People praise Botan but she has just baseline pc knowledge and I doubt Gura is even at her level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She'll be back soon. Just be patient

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
she got slighted by management for two years straight and got stonewalled on everything while carrying a fucking abandoned branch, if anything also the other holoEN should go gura mode and let the fucking ship sink, too many managers got cocky on the shoulders of the girls. the moment she fire up a stream she will be 1.5x median of the second in EN anyway, theres no match.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
she was in singapore, why weren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37953452
She probably saw IRyS’ redesign and is rightfully pissed the fuck off. They wasted money on Tempiss and Omegatroon before fixing her model, unforgivable.

[Anonymous No.]

JOKE'S ON YOU OP

I LUV ME SHARK
SIMPLE AS

[Anonymous No.]

>>37954940
I´m still not forgiving her for going AWOL for pretty much an entire month for the sixth time in a year. Enough is enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37954940
>’ate homos
>’ate mori
>’ate amelier
>’ate kronii
>luv me shark
>simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>37954940
What a cold and shameless tweet chumbuds your in a toxic relation dont do this to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37932026
>software issues can be fixed in less than 2 days
*2 hours

It's fucking software lmao. You could literally write a script that you run on a fresh OS install that installs everything they need to stream, then slap it and all necessary software on the same USB stick your OS was on so you're always prepared. Does that make too much sense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37960353
>write a script
>ANY of the girls
>ANY of their paper pushing Nip middle managers who think faxes and landlines are high technology
Lol. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37935429
The most sane chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>my laptop went under ""repair"" for over a year now
>still cant do anything about it because i cant get money for a lawyer and the customers rights place doesnt give a damn
help...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
She left to get some milk don’t worry bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>37930736
soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37931405
My PC repairs usually take an afternoon trip over to the computer store. Maybe the night too, if I fuck something up with the hardware or drivers and have to troubleshoot.