/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>37875441

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Gurass

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>>37893121
You could simply stop coming here if the reality of the situation bothers you that much, y'know?

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>>37893131
Timestamps for the 3 times? I don't remember all of them.

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>>37893253
nah cant be assed honestly
but if you really care they shouldnt be hard to find

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>>37893237
I pretty much have, check in once or twice every day same old shit - as soon as I get that video I will fuck off again

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>37893282
They are. Proof: Nobody is going to bother to find them.

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>>37893253
He's exaggerating, there were also a few normal ones that she replied to that sparked the good month of October.

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>>37893373
Cool, you sound like someone who could provide the 3 timestamps he's talking about. Where are they?

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>>37893317
I mean you would only have to go back to her latest "return" stream to find one that everyone cried and bitched about and said she wouldnt read

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>>37893378
This always makes me smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>Tfw can't have sex with catshark
>Tfw only have a regular cat
I guess a cat is fine too

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Reminder that she has been gone for 11 days and all we got were shill tweets, not even a Happy Thanksgiving and she had her phone with her. Right now she's scared to even make a Tweet about the expo because she knows we're pissed.

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>>37893414
It's so easy and yet nobody is doing it.

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>send well thought out SC asking her what's wrong and to try to communicate with us more
>she doesn't read SCs
Hats off to anyone who tries but you are more likely than not wasting your time and money.

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>>37893457
I'm not pissed though, just really really horny.

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>>37893502
>sending SCs
I'm going to send a chat within the first 3 minutes when I know she's reading chat and there are about 100 people total there.

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>>37893472
yea because nobody gives a fuck enough to go do it >we all know it has happened and dont need to prove shit

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>>37893412
Im away from my pc right now but really i don't know what that anon considers to be rude so i can't really provide a timestamp.

[Anonymous No.]

With all these thespians trying to convince us to hate Gura, I will become the final chumby

[Anonymous No.]

She'll come back and pretend nothing has happened, screencap this, she'll say random shit like "did you guys see IryS?" like she even gave a shit to say something at the time and when questioned about the PC she won't even respond, will just say "should be fine"

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>>37893583
I only see people talking about the one in her return stream. What these other 2 are, who knows.

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>>37893434
Anon no!

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>>37893433

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Please...another ASMR...

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>>37893624
one on another return stream and one talking about her not streaming her minecraft POV when she said she would and got really defensive about it.

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>>37893434
But that's illegal fembud

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>37893709
Fuck off anti, normal gaming stream are stressful enough for her already

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>>37893502
>Implying she won't see the red superchats if we send them as soon as the frame is up.
She's so paranoid about what we're gonna say that she lurks chat for at least 30 minutes. Remember she closed the chat when the doxxfags were in the chat.

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>>37893772
based

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[Anonymous No.]

:( im getting really sad guys

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>>37893772
I don't like putting my dick in trannies

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>>37893773
lmao, my god I can't stop laughing

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>>37893742
One was the maid stream. Do you remember the date of the minecraft pov thing or around when it happened?

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>>37893845
>Fem(ale chum)bud
>Tranny

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>>37893679

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>>37893791
I do remember her closing a chat when some grey was outing bjoarn for being a groomer, I wonder if she read that and looked into the situation and if so how disgusted she was

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>>37893827
Stop larping you fucking retard

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Is this unironically her longest unannounced break?

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>>37893772
You wouldn't

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>>37893936
What is an ironic longest unannounced break?

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>>37893791
When the fuck did that happen? Which stream?

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>>37893936
Not really "unannounced", just a lot longer than she made us expect.
There are plenty other times where she simply vanished without a single word other than "see you when I see you"

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>>37893916
That's what he gets for being a groomer. I hope he gives up on trying to shill his projects.

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>>37893936
No, there is a 3 year unannounced break ongoing

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>>37893916
I hate that German fag so much it's unreal

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>>37893989
Return stream after one of her long breaks coincided with hurricane Ian

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Break length almost doesn't matter, it's checking in on your fans and saying hi, showing you miss them and care about them, that's what it comes down to
If she did that right now no one would even complain other than "I hope she streams again soon"

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>>37893989
One greyname was speculating about the weather on her last ghosting break and as soon as she read that she closed the chat

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>>37894104
>one

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>>37894060
This. She could go on a 3 month break and I would wait for her and be happy when she returns, even if all we got were shill streams and collabs, she just needs to communicate, make cute member posts and shows us that she cares, but that's too much to ask of her...

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Can we learn from takos somehow? Their oshi said she'd tweet a bunch while on break to keep them happy but never did yet they still exist.
How do we become like them?

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>>37894060
>>37894194
You've been watching Gura for over 2 years and you expect her to be the kind of streamer that does this. Fuck off.

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>>37894206
Ninomae Bean'nis, the freechat doodle moving is a secret message cope.
At least they turned their longing into something funny.

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Say what you want to say to get yourself to sleep but truth is Gura just won't change, either leave or accept it. One day she won't be able to pull that off anymore, that day is far from now

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>>37894247
>How dare you want Gura to not regress after she had already improved!

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>>37893989
>>37894049

>>34619989
>>34620023
>>34620038
>>34620194
Not even 2 months ago, it's understandable that people are getting fed up with her bullshit

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>>37894370
She flows and she ebbs. Accept it or leave.

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>>37893916
that was pretty funny
ive seen way less people interacting with him ever since that

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>>37893916
The situation where multiple anons got into her discord and she didn't kick them out until a few days ago? But no bjoarn got accused of being a groomer, he's tarnished forever now.

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I'm going to cope and tell myself that there must be a good reason why she can't say hi to us at all. She previously talked about lack of streams and her "ghosting" us in a way that made it clear she isn't oblivious to it - she knows. It probably causes her a great deal of stress and pain, so something else must be keeping her from doing it.

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>>37893605
True, the mentioning Irys might be a bold prediction though

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>>37894399
I will do neither. I will make her improve, like the true idol she is.

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>>37894399
That analogy is just cope for being lazy, no reason to accept it.

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>>37894399
it's mostly ebb

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>>37894468
Nah the one where he dm'ed her the day it happened and was asking for her personal info and trying to chat with her and than after getting ignored demanded that she answer his dms in a reply directly to her before getting blocked.

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>>37894511
What excuse would be good enough to justify 11 days of radio silence?

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>>37894542
>>37894554
>>37894578
Antis, everybody.

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>>37894468
I haven't kept up with it at all since I saw screenshots of him actually sending her DM's and noped out of the whole situation, glad to hear that the groomers got purged if that is the case.

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>>37894600
maybe getting arrested and locked up in jail?

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>>37894600
she is retarded

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Gura play with IRyS, come on, she's playing your favorite. At least say something, please. Its been days.

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>>37894600
Maybe management gave her a silent 1-2 week suspension for something stupid like not doing as her manager says with the exception being her singapore appearance since they already paid for her to appear so Cover can't just cancel that

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>>37894511
>It probably causes her a great deal of stress and pain
Yeah, and that's why she doesn't take 5 or 10 minutes out of her day to let us know what she's up to.

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>>37894634
From what they said they were just trying to convince her to stream before one of them melted down somehow. The people in this thread are groomers if that's the case kek

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I think most of us would be satisfied if she simply tweeted some goofy pic of her 3D model and some retard blabber, it's really that simple.

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Hoocha

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>>37894767
You fucking liar. None of you would be satisfied by that.

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>>37894600
Family member dying, serious illness, recording voice lines for a full 12-episode anime starring her. Not much else really.

But the reason will be "PC broke + Thanksgiving", if she even gives a reason.

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>>37894528
I could even pinpoint exactly what she would say but on the chance that she read this board I will leave it at just that

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>>37894511
I think you might be right, but if it is something that bad, she won't talk about it on stream, so we will probably never know.
>>37894690
Well, she won't be able to use that as an excuse, because there wouldn't be any point to making it silent if she talked about it afterwards. But it would drive the rrats into overdrive, especially with the timing and all.

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>>37894690
Why would they give her a silent suspension? They announced the one of the Homos' suspension.

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>>37894690
Management aren't just going to suspend their literal EN poster girl over stupid shit. Gura would only get suspended over a major public scandal, not some internal BS.

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>>37894710
They are/were in a underage girls discord anon and if the "melting down" was anything like the first time where iirc someone posted goatse then they are on a whole other level of scumbag than anyone itt

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>>37894842
Who knows, but we know that quiet suspensions do exist, other holos have gotten them before

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>37894600
Not sure but I really expect a proper explanation this time around. These breaks of her are starting to get infuriating and there's no way that she isn't aware of it.

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>>37894877
Nah it's a Japanese company, they will always put respecting seniority and your superiors ahead of all else

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>>37894842
Because nobody gives a fuck about some homo if they announced a gura suspension that would cause so much unnecessary drama and a shitstorm id rather not have to see

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>>37894887
Care to give examples?

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>>37894060
I haven't even been here that long and I'm still not retarded enough to think this.
Sure at first I thought that Gura tweeting would be a good way to engage with her audience because that's what a lot holoJPs do and what I'd been used to seeing since they're good at it. But it only took a few weeks to start to understand Gura and then accept what she is. My expectations have been molded around that and I can stay comfy. I'll certainly leave if she breaks what I think is important, but I don't see that ever happening.

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>>37894983
Let alone if they announced the homo's and Gura's suspension at roughly the same time. Imagine...

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>>37894881
That is true.

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>>37895039
I wonder if she misses Gura as much as me... we should comfort each other by cuddling and crying together

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>>37895102
I'm taking care of both already.

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>>37895102
She isn't a Gura-only so I doubt she misses as much as some people here.

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>>37894600
Knee'd herself into a small coma

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>>37894600
silence beggar

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>>37894605
They're only here because chumbuds are extremely susceptible to bait. It's open season for attention whores to farm yous.

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>>37894954
No because suspending Gura over something that happened internally risks damaging their brand, if it wasn't serious enough to force graduation and wasn't public knowledge, they aren't going to risk it becoming public knowledge by giving her such a visible punishment. Also, suspending Gura over thanksgiving wouldn't be a punishment, it's a fucking holiday, and you think this all conveniently lined up with her PC shitting itself for all to see?

Your theory makes no sense, the reason for her absence is PC hort + lazy + Thanksgiving. That's it.

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>>37893773
ASMR would be less stressful for her and would fix everything. She could oil herself up and give us a nice, slow naizuri while giggling and not have to worry about game mechanics or filling dead air. She'd only need to go for around an hour before she could end and sleep fitfully with a pleasant afterglow feeling.

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>>37895322
But that doesn't explain why she can't spend 5 minutes on her phone to say hi to us and I can't live with feeling like she just didn't care enough to think about us even once

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You guys know shes /here/ and reading this right? Try to be more positive she just needs some uplifting

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>>37895401
I wish Gura wasn't stressed by ASMR... to live in that timeline...

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>>37895462
If she was here and reading our posts she would have given us a member post days ago already

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>>37895462
Retard.

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>>37895462
I do think she's here sometimes but fucking lol if you think she's here during day whatever of a giant break.

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>>37895462
I'm almost always positive and providing great suggestions for content, like lovey dovey rubby kissy uwu asmr so Gura and chumbies can relax and feel good together.

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>>37895462
It gets hard to unconditionally support someone who doesn't seem to care about you.

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>>37894605
I figure most of the threadshitting is them being obnoxious beggars.

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>>37895462
If she was here she would’ve posted something already

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>>37895433
Sure it does, she procrastinates. She knows she should say something, but doesn't, and the longer she leaves it without saying anything the more awkward she feels about saying something, meaning as soon as she misses one or two opportunities to update us, she won't update us at all. She will simply return when she is forced to and probably lovebomb to avoid questions about the lack of updates.

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>>37895462
I hope not, that'd mean all the crying and pleading for even a tweet is falling on deaf ears. Plus it takes about the same amount of effort as making a post.

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Yeah, I'm sure Gura comes here to get the most unfiltered discussion about her during the breaks where she obviously wants to forget about everything holo-related. Fucking retards.

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>>37895487
To be honest, she always seemed pretty happy to be doing it, she was a natural at it.

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>>37895639
She'll come back with a group collab where she reads zero chat lines and hides behind a few other holos won't she...

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>they're still going

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>>37895719
If she was happy, why didn't she do it again?

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>>37895462
i can't think of anything to be positive about

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>I like to stay away from holo stuff during my breaks

>inb4 you are twisting her words

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>>37895775
Too anxious over audio issues instead of just asking other holos for help in setting it up right

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>>37895594
This. If she wants my love then I want winter fireplace cozy comfy cuddling kissing ASMR under the sheets

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>>37895742
Possibly, although she's been limiting her collabs recently and the other holos might acknowledge her absence also which she wouldn't want, so who knows. I think she will do her best to ignore direct questions whether it's a collab or solo stream.

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>>37895775
Same reason she never did the Back to the Future watchalong she was eager to do.

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Sponsorshizo here. I don't think we're gonna see her until a sponsored stream comes along.

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>>37895433
>she can't spend 5 minutes on her phone to say hi to us
Because she knows she should've done that a week ago and she doesn't know how to explain or justify herself, especially not via a tweet.

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>>37895775
She considers it an event stream like the sharkcam stream, and she has EXTREME AUTISM over those, on top of an aversion to things that take effort.

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>>37895824
M

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>>37895898
thankfully nobody's begging

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>>37895856
>antis crying for muh tweets and stream hours.
>cumchads with the specific content requests.
No wonder Gura's been giving us more succy lately.

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She will say she spent the past 3 weeks baking and have zero photos to share.

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The fact that she didn't tweet anything after the expo makes me think that she comes /here/ and she knows we're pissed.

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We should do a Gura return bingo, my guesses are on her ignoring anything related to her ghosting and pretending nothing has happened, gaming stream, sub 2 hours, nothing about PC will ever be said, announces Persona playthrough next week, will play with Japanese voice lines

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>>37896086
>we
not your discord group faggot

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>>37895824
M

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the best thing, by FAR, that she could post to break the silence would be a schedule with a few ordinary live streams.

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>>37895898
member post with "Hey everyone, I'm really sorry, it's taking a bit longer than expected, plus things have been really rough in general. I miss you stinkies and hope to be back soon"
done

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>>37895824
M

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>>37896127
Yes, we, the actual Chumbuds who want Gura to be her better self. You retarded faggots accepting this behavior are a vocal minority.

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>>37896159
Nigger I'm not justifying her, I'm just telling you what's likely going through her mind. She procrastinates, buries her head in the sand and then comes back when she absolutely has to and acts like everything is fine to overcome the awkwardness.

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>>37896159
Antis are writing her tweets for her again...

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>>37896153
Fuck off anti, we agreed that wanting Gura to post schedules makese you an anti like 6 months ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>he thinks he's convinced a single person with his begging

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>>37896227
Well, you're right. That's most likely exactly it but it doesn't make it any less shitty of a situation right now

[Anonymous No.]

SG recording up yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember Gura's tiny bowl collection? Maybe she'll show us if we ask nicely.

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>>37896336
last update is he's working on it

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I want some new discussion. You've been boring for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37896336
SG anon hates his fans, we mean nothing to him...

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>>37896390
What if Gura

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>>37896578
Are there any with the feet in focus?

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Vored by Gura!

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>>37896759
I guess

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>>37896227
Coming back when she absolutely has to is the worst interpretation of her behavior

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>>37897143
Enlighten me then

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>>37897143
it's the only reasonable interpretation.

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>>37896390
Yes let's discuss this week's Gura streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>37897217
Go away and do something else.

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>>37897217
yea i really dont know what people expect when they come here sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Cant wait to see her during the among us tonight sure someone will wear her in game outfit!

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我最爱小鲨鲨鱼!

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did that anon ever posted the singapore panel?

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>>37897359
Me too.

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>>37897424
>>37890367

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>>37897424
Soon™

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>>37897531
>>37897573
ogey

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>>37897634
rrat

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>>37895824
M

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ngl bros, i’m absolutely fucking PISSED right now. lots of personal shit going on, my freaking gachaslop hasn’t given me any drops all fucking year, today was the last straw for that, and my freaking oshi has streamed 4 times this month and not so much as bothered to communicate as to why, or anything resembling such an attempt is half assed and has powerful “does not give a fuck” energy.
she can do what she wants, but i’m fucking tired of getting screwed by the things that are supposed to bring me comfort.
so fuck FGO and damn nearly fuck Hololive. i’m mainly here for Gura and this is the second time in 3 months she pulled this.
JUST FUCKING COMMUNICATE.
NOT HARD.

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>>37898017
she stopped

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>>37898017
Do a flip.

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>>37898017
Gura has too much control over you chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>37898017
sounds like a skill issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>37898017
why are you pulling now when ibuki is right around the corner?

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr "going ghost" Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I like how you all take her coming back tomorrow for granted. No one is even considering a third ghost week

[Anonymous No.]

>>37898997
Who is considering her coming back? There's a slim chance she'll be in the among us collab (lol) but other than that I have no fucking idea when she'll be back from Japan.

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>>37899085
She isn't in Japan you retard

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>>37899085
No more amogus. I'd rather have nothing at all FUCK amogus

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899226
Nyo, among us is great. More among us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899131
its incredible how grown ass men can get so upset about this cute little thing not streaming as much as they want her to

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899299
yes anon... gura really isn't also a grown ass woman who's job is to stream, it's not like she gets paid for this or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899269
she's so fucking weird and cute

TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899396
and the madman keeps going, its amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899269
>audio file is a video
>posts a jpg
????

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like no shark in the Amogus according to Ollie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899507
I'm gonna keep it real with you, you sound like a tranny to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899507
He lives up to the chumbebe name

[Anonymous No.]

Who called Gura a bozo shark? Maybe that made her mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37899572
Tranny telling it like it is.

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>>37899696
Me, I did it :)

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Dozo

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Guys, I finished editing and uploading the recording I got, but the resulting audio and video is beyond terrible. The guy on the right of me was very loud and distracting at times.

Not to mention the focus on the video went haywire at times even after editing since the phone keeps slipping in my pants.

Should I even share it?

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>>37899562
I would hope that means a solo stream, but I'm not getting my hopes up when it comes to this lazy shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Yeah, it's all we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
we will take anything at this point. thank you for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Nah its fine not like were desperate for gura she will be back any day now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Yes please. I will take anything. Thank you for trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Thanks for trying anyway and yeah do share it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
yes. anything at all is always better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

You lot really need to turn off the computer and go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900100
Yes. Even if it's fucked, it looks like you're probably the only one that recorded it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37898911
because i want eresh way more.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for Gura to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900580
>>37900478
>>37900277
>>37900242
>>37900217
>>37900182
>>37900156
>>37900784

I really apologize for the audio and the very scuff video. I'm not really good at editing so if any audio/video editor chumbud can help. I would be willing to give you the original files.

Thank you for waiting! Here ya go patient chumbies!

using these sites to prevent Cover Police. They already got me once.

https://mega.nz/file/nAsRkSDZ#Qqsm_K-2g-ga-Pdn00txsrwbcIuRffb5BB6UC3j36AQ

https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/775546731

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>>37900781
You don't even have to turn of the computer, you can just turn off Gura.Just go play a game or watch a show or movie. Shit you could even set some high quality porn time for yourself and do that for an hour or two.

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>>37900907
i gotta run some errands, but i'll download it now and take a look at least at the audio in a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura has a vagina
>I have a penis
We are made for each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Doesn't sound bad at all, it sounds like a typical panel recording.
Good job!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37895824
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Sounds like a normal panel to me, I don't think it's possible to get one non-scuffed. Thanks very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
>Unexpected cute BoneBro interactions are real

Bless you so much....

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900980
You have a massive tranny wound. Fuck off, gura is mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Thanks anon, first 3 minutes look good. I'll watch the rest later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Thanks bro

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE

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>>37901301
>tranny wound
Whoever has a pain talks about what he has.
Don't worry. You will find your happiness with another tranny
Gura loves only me, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Bro this guy screaming is killing me I can't, I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>37901928
Yeah I'll never understand how people can enjoy live concerts with obnoxious people fucking screaming their heads off. I want to hear the person on stage, not the bastards in the audience

[Anonymous No.]

>>37901928
It's kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902010
The audience is what makes it fun. If you want to enjoy something silently in your room, watch a karaoke vod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902010
Yeah, I understand that it would be awkward as fuck if no one cheered but this guy screaming Gura dai suki or Gura I love you is just too much, it's like I'm watching with Ryuji on my right side

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902146
It's so fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902020
>>37902183
It's you isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902098
Yes live concerts are and have always been garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Much appreciated

[Anonymous No.]

>>37901928
>>37902010

Sorry guys I'm a dumbass. There's an audio focus option on my phone and I didn't use it. it picked up the voice closest to it instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
I think this is actually making me feel worse, somehow. Thank you anyways, I'm just gonna go to work and hope she's back in some way or another by the end of the night. Actually back and not WolfQuest back, like >>37895742.

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>>37902384
did somebody say wolfquest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902384
Wolf quest was incredible, do antis really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902384
Wolfquest was kino though. Piss mentions galore

[Anonymous No.]

Would Gura really pee on an ebi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902595
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902471
>>37902493
>>37902519
It was a good stream but you know what I mean. I know I wasn't the only one wondering when the next actual Gura stream was, particularly when the any announcements question at the end was met with a no and not much else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Thank you very much anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902707
You're going to be late to work. Shoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902384
>WolfQuest SNOT kino
Did YOU mean the Pico Park collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37895017
kek you've gone through the entire cope cycle only to conclude that you have no standards. Find a better vtuber for gods sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902660
What if I was laying on the floor? Gura wouldn't actually sit down on my face and pee directly into my mouth right? I hope not!

[Anonymous No.]

Marriage stream? forgotten.
RP members stream? forgotten.
Rainbow trident stream? forgotten.
Halloween cookies stream? forgotten.
Shrimps? forgotten.
The love? forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903098
>Rainbow trident stream? forgotten.
Good. I was 1.5months late and I would have felt like even more of a fool if she did a stream for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903138
Yeah same. I don't need her rubbing it in that I'm not day 1 more than she already does.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her way more than I should... Parasocial relationships are weird...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903098
How many more times will you be posting things like this? Until all her fans leave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902999
>someone's standards are only about how often one produces content
retard

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this???

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903614
dude... she was literally begging about doing react not long ago...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903695
God, I wish she could. It would be so comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Gura's singing was great as always. She was so quiet otherwise though, basically just Mori taking the role of host and doing all of the talking,

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903695
my standards are impossible for you to comprehend or affect in any way

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903682
>Ghosting is part of her Lore

BRAVO

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903753
look what no streams did to a mf
soon enough gura will only do a react stream once a month and niggas would be okay with it, literal xqc levels of lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903862
Nigger, I've been saying I want comfy react content from Gura since before she proposed the idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903862
Why are you even here? Go threadshit somewhere else. You're not convincing anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903912
you set Gura up for failure, you made she think this kind of shit is acceptable, literal chuck shit, you let Gura get away with ghosting, enjoy your monthly tiktok react streams now

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903862
React content is fine. Its like being on a date with her just watching random youtube videos. Why wouldn't you like that?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't criticize Gura for being lazy. I'm a lazy ass myself.

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904006
cuck* fucking auto corretor blocking my sigma vocabulary

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904021
No, she's my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904021
Gura is kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904059
You have to be over 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903912
Well fuck you, go watch youtube videos yourself. Movie watchalongs of some good classics can be fine but anything else is shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904100
I want to be smacked by Gura's fat tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904117
Fuck you, I want to watch them with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like watchalongs. I hate timing it and my attention span is too low for movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904008
You are literally setting Gura up to be more lazy and stream less, if you think you're dating xQc when you watch meme compilation n 37355 with him and want that with Gura I'm sorry to inform you that it won't be like that even if cover allowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904172
No fuck you, if your idea of great content is watching random cooking videos or funny animal clips together then you're the problem
Every streamer that does that is garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904059
gura is a sigma, you aren't

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904059
You are a sugma

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904236
That sounds so nice.... People keep threatening me with a good time whenever this comes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904190
Ah yes, telling her a type of stream content is okay to stream would make her stream less. And telling her not to stream something would definitely make her stream more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904325
Guess what there's approximately 73648293 streamers out there with zero talent who do exactly that already, go have fun

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna call it, the sudden disappearing, the loss of interest, the lack of communication... It's happening again, this time it's not Hololive she's joining... It's Vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37902471
>>37902493
That game was not kek, it was cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904459
You hate piss don't you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>37893742
Does anyone remember this? I'm having difficulty finding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904511
Piss is cringe, anon. It's not kek.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904735
Pissing in your diaper is not cringe it makes you feel good, it's like masturbating but without using your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>the guy that whines about piss is back

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904021
Yes, we'll have the funeral tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Gura mad so that she pees on my bed to get back at me.

[Anonymous No.]

It's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905134

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905228
>not wanting her to secretly climb on top of you at night and start peeing in your mouth while moving her cunny back and forth on your lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904184
The only one I've done was the public domain one she had on screen. Sasuga shark.

[Anonymous No.]

RIP

[Anonymous No.]

no...

[Anonymous No.]

WHY!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

What now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905327
>>37905373
>>37905438
what is this autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905327
am i missing something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905327
>>37905373
>>37905438
samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905513
Yeah, schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

Im hungwy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905124
She's so fucking cute in her kimono outfit

[Anonymous No.]

Jerk me off tonight, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37904635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayX0UD5oEw&t=6300
https://youtu.be/ZWf-QkldTQQ?t=7810
https://youtu.be/-ZODF4v8TGw?t=7777

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when she loved us so much she gave us an actual blowjob for Valentine's...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905628
She made it such a tease too. Peak cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905692
Yeah, and she's planning something even better for next year. I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905734
>Valentines day is on a Tuesday
uhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905801
In the unlikely event this is somehow a problem she will just do the stream on a different day. If there's one thing you can count on from Gura, it's that she loves her holidays. Except thanksgiving this year.

[Anonymous No.]

She's been busy with her plan to cunnify all of Hololive. Wait for her patiently and trust in the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
She seems awfully laggy on screen so whatever problem she was having with her computer might not be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

this is really specific but, any if you guys have the timestamp for one of her monster hunter streams where she looked at the creatures pounding the mochi like crazy while saying "god wish that was me" under her breath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905682
Anyone got anymore of these? I want to make a complete list of Gura answering snippy superchats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905969
That's from before I started timestamping, sorry. Maybe someone else has it or you can find it in the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

Cleaned my living room and floors today bros. Just finished using my paint brushes to clean my figs.

DO YOUR REPS if your house is a shithole I don't want to see you in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905682
>the second one
You know, the fact that she knows so much, she obviously knows just like we do. So why does she ghost us this way.. it makes no sense unless something is keeping her unable to say hi

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905969
this?
https://youtu.be/gGmE3SJiJaI?t=4425

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906254
I can do it for her. I can make her dreams come true

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906049
Why are Yuros like this? My guess is at least half of the passive aggressive posts and the "Gura hates her fans" stuff is from them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906201
Because her on stream personality is an act. The person who you think would care about this stops existing as soon as she ends the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906404
Its content. She probably doesn't hate seeing ones like in the soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906254
thank you for finding that
>>37906333
i will join you, two are needed

[Anonymous No.]

im getting increasingly not ogey bros. not sure if I should cry, cum or both

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906570
Gura's neglect-play has trained me to cum when I cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906570
cum in ur teary eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906570
Trust the shark.
She's out there doing her best. You should be too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Gura footjob...her perfect, cute, blue nail polish feet. So soft and warm against my dick as she rubs and strokes it before I cover her adorable small toes with my come...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37905682
can someone make a soundpost out of her saying she doesn't want to tweet she's busy all the time? it would get posted every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906768
This is contradictory as my best life requires Gura in it. Preferably as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
>>37900957
i feel like the thing that makes it most disorienting is that the PA is coming largely from the left, and the screaming singbud is largely on the right. i played around with the levels and panning of the two tracks, and i feel like it noticeably reduces the distraction from these things, but of course it also greatly reduces the width of the stereo image. if you want to upload the raw audio then i can do that to it and upload the result.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37906992
whoops, sorry, i missed with one of those quote links!

[Anonymous No.]

>gura wants to be your gf BUT,
>her brain is in the body of a balding 40 year old man

would you accept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907343
>her brain is in the body of a balding 40 year old man
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
in this great time of need I will take anything, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907343
I would give that 40yo man a rimjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907343
Would you still love Gura if she was a worm?

[Anonymous No.]

did anon upload the panel yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907674
>>37900907

[Anonymous No.]

Are they still shitposting about my shark wife?
I accidentally glanced at the catalog and it seems to be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907343
Is the brain of the 40 year old man in Gura's body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907588
of course, id give her the highest quality dirt and whatever worms eat
>>37907693
i guess you could choose, guras soul in ojisan body or ojisan in guras body

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907769
I want to be that ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Downloading now, thank you so much bud, you're doing God's work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907839
wish granted, what do you do with your new shark girl body?mm42

[Anonymous No.]

>>37907993
Seducing Gura of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
fuck me man I wish I was there fuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908069
b-but... she will be in the body of a gross old man

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
They don't deserve her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908238
You don't deserve her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908181
I will show her all the weakpoints of the body of a perverted old man
>>37908271
None of us do, if we're being honest.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I guess I'll try watching that ghost girl if we have no sign of life of Gura tonight.. I watched like 2 minutes of a VOD, she seems pretty cool.
But it's not the same.. it's not the shark :c

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908271
I got top comment on multiple gura vods without having discord raid it with updoots.
Therefore I deserve her the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908413
>None of us do, if we're being honest.
Wrong. Gura said so during the mug cake stream. We all deserve the shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908425
fuck off shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
asians arr rook same. Why don't they try looking more unique. Like try to stand out. The competition between asian guys for the girls must be brutal, like how do you make yourself able to be differentiated from all the others.

[Anonymous No.]

She said she'd be back by next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908780
In dog years

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Hm, times like this I am grateful to Mori for being there with Gura. I don't like some of Mori's kuso moves, but I'll give credit where it's due.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908780
In which timeline though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908425
No stream today but she did put out a short on youtube, a couple of cute tweets, and interacted with fans and genmates in other chats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
BASEDO

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908898
back to the catalog with you, shill

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908780
bs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Thank you based Singbro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37903755
Makes sense, Mori has by far the most experience with a live crowd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Gooba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908780
It's been two weeks, so it's safe to say she lied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37908974
hes not a shill hes a faggot trying to make people hate her.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being her husband and feeling her affectionate hugs. Imagine hearing her singing and humming every day while she prepares meals for you. Imagine princess carrying her to bed when she falls asleep in front of tv and giving her a goodnight forehead kiss. Imagine waking up to her caresses on your face and seeing her smile first thing in the morning. Imagine feeling the heat of her lips when you kiss her. Imagine feeling her heartbeat when you hug her tightly. Imagine wiping the tears from her baby face when she's depressed and you feel needed by her. Imagine talking about future projects together. Imagine becoming parents of the children born from the love you shared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909655
I'm starting to think Gura wouldn't enjoy that kind of life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909655
i think she would just be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909655
Imagine her locking herself in her room or staying at a friends house for 2 weeks at a time without warning, notice, or any form of communication whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37900907
Guras 1st song choice even tho she is ghosting everyone for weeks, pain
I wish I was there

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that she has had a working streaming setup for at least 2 days now.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that your legs will never work again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909841
I know.

[Anonymous No.]

>still trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909655
I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909883
>>37909896
Literal braindead husks

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909896
anon, something is severely fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 another ghost cunny shilling

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909896
this post is not about Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura joining amogus? would really cool considering she has items in it and hasn't streamed in it? doesn't even have to stream her POV

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910117
Hopefully not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>37909966
Yeah your legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910117
I'd rather take another day of ghosting than having her return for a shill stream. It would be outright insulting at this point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910191
Sister...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910188
Stop posting about yourself, retard. Your character is getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910112
yea from you
fuck off and stop trying to make this a thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910191
>It would be outright insulting
That's the plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>still trying

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they so obsessed with ghosts? Are they undead?

[Anonymous No.]

Delivery tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

I like blushing Gura

[Anonymous No.]

BOOOO huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she's at least doing alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910241
Shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura says how much she appreciates her fans and sings about love
>no delivery or any word from her

[Anonymous No.]

DAY 11! Give it up for day 11...

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910438
There's no way she's doing alright. This is the kind of radio silence she does when she's not alright.
She always does it 100% of times when she's depressed or some shit happened and I hate this because I can't do anything for her if she doesn't ask for help or at least talks to her shrimps about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910497
Someone really needs to point out to her how much of a hypocrite she is.

[Anonymous No.]

IRyS is taking Guras timeslot now, Gura is gone forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910497
she was just participating in an event for her fans which takes a lot more effort than tweeting

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910546
You wouldn't be able to do anything about it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910401
nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910647
False. I would do all I can for her even leave my country if she asked for help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910623
They can't just leave the primetime slot unused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910623
Maybe Gura should actually fucking stream if she wants her timeslot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910623
won't last, that's too early for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910646
Unrecorded, corporate mandated SEAshilling as she ghosts us is hardly an "event for her fans"

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910497
bro i dont think she even understands what the words mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910546
Someone please help her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910740
I know it isn't possible for you, but some people did travel to the country for that panel.

[Anonymous No.]

I can fix her

[Anonymous No.]

>>37910623
IRyS 2.0 is ruthless, she saw the gap in the gura primetime slot and decided to take the chance while she has her redesign buff...nefarious

[Anonymous No.]

>hes still trying kek