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>Magni / Altare / Noir / Syrios
Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/
>MAGNATION / Magmates
Live: #ItsMagginTime
Art: #MagniOpus
Memes: #Dezmemes
Clips: #DezClips

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Altventurers
Live: #AlTogether
Art: #WorkofAlt
Memes: #LaughTare
Clips: #RegiTales

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en
>Vesfriends
Live: #VesperONLINE
Art: #VespART / #ScholArt
Memes: #Noirgrounds
Clips: #ClipNoir

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Axelotls
Live: #Whysosyrios
Art: #Artxel
Memes: #Axeldent
Fan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/nwbhp9ZG

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

>> No.37492316

This dingo is getting so pouty

>> No.37492319

Took you long enough dingo

>> No.37492338

>>37492281
Thank you bread maker

>> No.37492354

>>37492281
I'm not even a normal baker, you fucking slowpokes

>> No.37492357

>>37492281
when no bread is made, i know i can trust the axel baker to make a thread

>> No.37492360

Commissions Open with Axel confirmed this week

>> No.37492378
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37492378

/MANS/... What took you so long?

>> No.37492383
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>>37492281
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.37492394

>>37492281
God his face is so punchable in this art

>> No.37492396
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>> No.37492418

Siuuuu

>> No.37492431
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37492431

I missed the start, did Magni say anything about Vesper?

>> No.37492461

>>37492360
We're gonna get the most immature drawing in the world with rpr shitting his pants while neechans swoon over Axel like he's Gary from Pokemon

>> No.37492463

>>37492360
KINTAMABROS AGAIN FINALLY ToT

>> No.37492467
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37492467

My oshi is so cool rn

>> No.37492468

>>37492383
Amen.

>> No.37492477

>>37492394
Yeah, Shork's face is very punchable

>> No.37492491

>eldritch blast
No...

>> No.37492530

>>37492431
nope

>> No.37492541

>>37492431
yes he called and nowa and he said " I was here" then hung up

>> No.37492549

man I was out all weekend and just now noticed nowa got an yabai. Im sure theres no explanation anywhere and its all rrats, but I hope everything's good

>> No.37492559

>>37491575
Just open prechat, send a "waiting" or a similar filler message and then ignore chat completely until the stream starts.

>> No.37492571
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37492571

>>37492394
So breedable and punchable, make him hurt with the pleasure

>> No.37492583

>>37492281
mag is definitely being kept on an extremely tight leash right now and will definitely not mention noir but i still wait eagerly to see if he does

>> No.37492608

>XJ9 heh heh heh heh
He watched the Zone flash.

>> No.37492622
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>>37492461
That, or him getting Magni to draw more cute gender bend art of them.

>> No.37492644

CEO of football lets gooo

>> No.37492673
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37492673

>It's just the same things over and over. its bad when i'm not smarter than the vestis I teach. First three weeks, zatsudans, next three weeks collabs, three weeks after that big suspension. final yabs. it makes me nervous to think that if i ever had to reapply to my job, I wouldn't be hired. The female collabs don't really get me turned on anymore, it's all those sexy tempus members on the sports team. They causes disruptions in my streams and make me look like a silly man. A silly...dinosaur man. It's been good not having to explain myself for the last 20 streams, I didnt make the perms stupid, thats on management, thats on yagoo, Not me, no wayy. Buddy I'm a vtuber and thats a respectable thing. Mondays, Weds, fridays those are zatsu streams, vestis like the zatsu streams. What am I gonna do? (Ties noose around his neck)

>> No.37492675

Shit, I missed the first 20 minutes of Magni's stream. Did he say anything about sonic?

>> No.37492695

>>37492608
Mag and degeneracy, name a more iconic duo

>> No.37492703

>>37492675
yeah

>> No.37492711

>>37492675
Just that he wants to suck Sonic's dick, nothing new

>> No.37492731

>>37492675
sonic is wearing the mh outfit still, he forgot to take it off

>> No.37492733
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37492733

Too many dead sharks

>> No.37492742

>>37492583
interesting that they had altare go first and put down a short reassuring statement but it’s probably for the best. magni talking about it could be dangerous

>> No.37492744

Magni is talking a lot about killing sharks. Gura was the one who reported Nowa

>> No.37492763

>>37492431
Yeah, he said he's still farting out vesper cum
Nothing about the suspension tho

>> No.37492769

>>37492675
No, but he admitted that Vesper raped him during the off collab and that's why he's suspended

>> No.37492793

Axel took offense with being compared to JaVale McGee, Shaqtin' a Fool GOAT

>> No.37492799

>I'm gonna Zaza Pachulia everyone on this court
KEK

>> No.37492802

>>37492744
STRONG rrat...

>> No.37492805

I saw Vesper Noir at a grocery store in Elysium yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of tea in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.37492807

Axel is top naked god I want to lick his sweat and fuck his pits

>> No.37492814
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>>37492571
UOHHHHHHH BREEDING ANIKI TO CORRECT HIS BRATTINESS ToT

>> No.37492825
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>>37492744

>> No.37492839

>>37492733
chumbie...

>> No.37492842

>>37492281
This shork seems different..

>> No.37492846

>>37492742
How is it interesting? Altare is the leader and the best at giving clear, concise statements. Anyone with a brain would ask him to address it first.

>> No.37492879

>>37492742
I mean, Altare is definitely the best person to go to when it comes to announcements. He spills the spaghetti at everything else, but he can also be very professional when he needs to be. Magni is great at hyping, but he can't convey a schedule to save his life. Looking at that Twitch Takeover announcement.

>> No.37492881

>>37492744
actually he has an intense rivalry with artemis

>> No.37492885

>>37492744
I thought the same, he was rather passive aggressive about it

>> No.37492896

>>37492814
SALSA DOKO?

>> No.37492929
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37492929

>>37492881
You mean SHARTEMIS

>> No.37492964

>>37492825
Y'nyo?

>> No.37492983

ringfit off collab with one of the jp senpais... please....

>> No.37492988

>>37492799
Kek

>> No.37492991
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37492991

tell your boy not to hit me up next time

>> No.37493004

>>37492825
delete this anon.

>> No.37493051

the cunny power

>> No.37493079

ogey

>> No.37493087

ima be real, its infuriating to watch magni play this

>> No.37493110 [SPOILER] 
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>>37492929
?

>> No.37493123

>COVID
AXEL YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.37493127

>>37493087
>watch
it's just a zatsudan with sonic stuff in the background

>> No.37493135

>>37492983
Sister your intentions are too obvious. I want it too

>> No.37493141

can't help but think that vesper kinda has no excuse to skip his family's thanksgiving now

>> No.37493163

>>37492881
Qrd?

>> No.37493190

>>37492896
its from a drawanon here back then ToT no salsa sorry anon

>> No.37493202

>>37493087
he said he's playing it like a sonic zatsu, he said this last stream and proceeded to do just that.

>> No.37493209

>>37493141
They probably don't know he's been suspended though? He can just lie.

>> No.37493212

Honestly i think vesper got suspended for using an emulator to play pokemon

>> No.37493229

>>37493141
It's ok they don't know about what happened

>> No.37493258

>>37493141
how nice of Cover to give Vesper free time to spend with his family

>> No.37493275

It's going to be great when Axel loses this match to a stream-sniping troll

>> No.37493308

>>37493212
based Gramps

>> No.37493312

#MAXSWEEP

>> No.37493336
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>>37493212
based

>> No.37493369

>>37493212
the VOD would be gone if he actually did that

>> No.37493379

>>37493212
He just has a switch oled, that’s why his frames were good.

>> No.37493394

Magni "I haven't known solace for years" Dezmond

>> No.37493397

>>37493212
But they played multiplayer Pokemon, is that possible with an emulator

>> No.37493413

>"Anyways, about Vesper—"
>BLAM
>Body and brain fragments swept up and removed
>Tofu clone vat hisses as it opens
>An unconscious Magni gets dragged out by a magmite and shoved into the streaming chair
>"Man what was I doing here? Haha."

>> No.37493430

What was that, Magni...?

>> No.37493490

>>37493430
he does not sleep enough

>> No.37493505

>>37493135
I want Axel insult Miyabi as he struggles. I want Axel to play with Shien and calling him sussy when moaning while doing the same.

>> No.37493506

>>37493212
He said on stream he had a fairly new OLED compared to the other boys running the game on older switch versions

>> No.37493525
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37493525

Kek

>> No.37493587

>>37493506
At this point I don't believe that Ojisan anymore. He lied about Magni sitting on his lap...

>> No.37493594

vesper got bonked

>> No.37493595

>>37493525
Jesus Christ

>> No.37493655

>>37493587
He did it for the bit...

>> No.37493689

Axel is doing his best to make this game less appealing, bowling felt great in Wii Sports.

>> No.37493835

Vesper mention...

>> No.37493859

>>37493689
I don't get what you're trying to say.

>> No.37493860

Axel will kneel to Monika

>> No.37493876

>>37475359
I know about the other ones, including the boys but Lamy? What did management do to her?

>> No.37493878

vesper mentioned, he's not dead

>> No.37493879
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37493879

Axel really gets that "the show must go on mentality", he knows it's all bots but he doesn't acknowledge that (until right now when someone pointed it out as I was writing this), he just keeps the same banter he would if it was a real person.

>> No.37493915

>>37493835
What was said, was watching dingo tism

>> No.37493961
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37493961

>>37492383
Amen

>> No.37493964

It felt like Magni was trying to not say Vesper's name as much as possible
All things considered, I'm surprised Magni's been so careful not to say anything. Feels like they've basically been told to shut the fuck up about it till it's over

>> No.37493966

Axel imagines moms being sweaty

>> No.37493980

>>37493876
if I remember she used to have a manager that limited which holos she can and cannot do collabs with

>> No.37493991

Does magni ever read

>> No.37493995

>>37493876
do your reps nigga

>> No.37493997

Axel HATES milfs

>> No.37494007

Maguni loudly yelling "I AM SONIC!" and saying he wants to see Altare or Axel play Sonic too

>> No.37494028

>>37493997
No...

>> No.37494061

>>37494007
yes, that is literally what he said in stream, good to let the threadwatchers know

>> No.37494062

>>37493997
Based oneeshota chad

>> No.37494083

>>37493991
lmao no

>> No.37494085

>>37494061
It was cute <3

>> No.37494091

>>37494007
Not Vesper? Vesper hates sonic and thats why he is suspended

>> No.37494107

>>37493915
That Magni would like to see the other Tempus boys play Sonic Frontiers

>> No.37494141

>>37493835
I'm watching Axel, what did Maguni say?

>> No.37494143

>>37494091
He said vesper too.

>> No.37494160

>>37493964
Because that's exactly what happened. Cover is not your friend, nor are they the boys' friends. They give them the tools to stream and a platform to do so, that's it. If the boys seemingly "jeopardize" their image in any way, they'll drop them.
This is why I never member or superchat and only buy merch. Corporations are all in it for themselves in the end.

>> No.37494195

Will Magni get to Wyvern today?

>> No.37494209

>friday night mention
HE KNOWS BUT WON'T PLAY IT YET
i'm talking about yakuza

>> No.37494276

>>37494195
maybe, he has a few hours rn, he's focusing more on the game after that brief zatsu moment

>> No.37494372

Axel likes them slim

>> No.37494417

>>37493859
Basically with Axel's tirades it seems like he fucking hates it

>> No.37494547

>>37494417
But one thing has no correlation with the other, Nintendo Switch Sports is a bad game, Wii Sports is a great game. If something Axel is trying his best to make this game entertaining

>> No.37494561

>>37494417
Axel talks shit about everything he plays. It's just how he is.

>> No.37494576

wew axel

>> No.37494586

AXEL

>> No.37494591

Axle put a ball in a girl's crotch

>> No.37494593

>hit this girls crotch with my balls
AXEL YOU ARE KILLING RPR

>> No.37494598

Axel broke a girl's hymen in grade school playing Tennis

>> No.37494629

>>37493212
where the F this rrat came from

>> No.37494650

AXEL SMASHED A GIRL'S CROTCH WITH HIS BALL(S)

>> No.37494681

>>37494598
sasuga anime protagonist

>> No.37494719

>>37493212
>Internal Misconduct

>> No.37494769

Axel RPR (possibly Altare) stream later!

>> No.37494778

>>37493212
That's a dumb assumption because he played online twice already. Not to mention if that was the case Cover would say it on the announcement

>> No.37494844

no..... magni is talking about a goofy movie

>> No.37494900
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magmites is this your oshi

>> No.37494962

still not sure if sonic frontiers actually looks fun or not... I'm super into 3d platformers but I've never played a sonic game and from the looks of it it's more a series of quick time events than it is actual platforming

>> No.37494967

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MAGNI

>> No.37494976

Axel out here trying to destroy relationships

>> No.37495037

>>37494976
He just broke up a pair...

>> No.37495087

It will take magni a minimum of 70 minutes to go through all his fishing coins.

>> No.37495115

>>37494900
yes

>> No.37495117

>>37495087
he should do a fishing zatsu

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LEADER!!!

>> No.37495169

>>37495087
chances we get more eggman asmr?

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>>37495129
He was waiting to be invited to play all stream...

>> No.37495191

>>37495129
altare such a cute and good boy

>> No.37495248

>no Soul Link in the future

>> No.37495288

RATE DINGO

>> No.37495299

>>37495181
lonely leader...

>> No.37495325

I really wish them to continue soul link....

>> No.37495328

huh incoming apex guerilla with altare and rpr ?

>> No.37495385

>>37495248
>guy taking off headphones img
im too lazy to search and use it

>> No.37495396

Altare got invited for both shiny hunting and Apex though, so at least Axel does love him~

>> No.37495394

>he's going to end this soon
he hates us

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>>37495248
I caught that too... hopefully he just means in the fact they wanna get pokemon content in the next two weeks because they would have to nuke their save

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37495439

>>37495288
muscles hort from getting smashed yesterday/10
i hope he and altare would shiny hunt together, i miss the duo

>> No.37495449

>>37495396
Altare and Axel get along better than Altare and Magni do

>> No.37495451

>>37495288
CEO of soccer/10

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37495469

w-what happened to jerry san???

>> No.37495481

>>37495394
>said this the previous sonic stream, went for two more hours
idk anon, he might really hate us to trick us like this....

>> No.37495502

>>37495288
GETTING SALTY AT BOTS/10

>> No.37495526

>>37495439
Wait... are the fan mascots...
>Axolotl = Fire
>Altventurers = Water
>Vesties = Wind
>Magmites = ????????????
God dammit, the magmites break the theory

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huh

>> No.37495525
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ew

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axel...

>> No.37495547

>>37495449
It's cute that they do guerrillas just because they're both so lonely.

>> No.37495557

>>37495524
Anon...

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fujos...

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>the tongue story
Yea what Axel said

>> No.37495571

>>37493980
Why? That's pretty stupid. Was there a reason for that? Thanks for clarifying.
>>37493995
And spent hours to find nothing? Asking is easier.

>> No.37495577

>>37495526
I want to slam a magmite to the ground, does that count?

>> No.37495582

>>37495567
this is why he tops

>> No.37495581

>>37495524
nice picrel anon

>> No.37495597

>>37495526
Monoe...

>> No.37495599

Magni please never mention stuff like that EVER again

>> No.37495605

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html
ayo wtf

>> No.37495612

>Tempus MH arc
yeah sure why not

>> No.37495633

>>37495582
Tops are the ones who lick shit

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>>37495469
Magni killed the pokemon Axel named after Jerry in their nuzlock.

>> No.37495643

>>37495577
makes sense, they're the mascots closest to the ground(literally)

>> No.37495644

>>37495526
Magmites crawl, they can be earth.

>> No.37495653

>>37495288
He would make an amazing baseball manager.

>> No.37495660

>>37495469
Magni killed him in pokemon

>> No.37495671

>>37495635
oh I thought something happened to the real jerry san im dumb

>> No.37495675

>>37495571
I think it was something dumb about how that manager decided that she would not have good chemistry with them or something dumb like that

>> No.37495694

>>37495599
>axel mentions squid egg shit
>magni:"i'm family-friendly"
>magni:"so anyway, cockroach eggs"

>> No.37495704

Sorry Magni, Guildmarm only wants that BBC (Big Brachydios Cock)

>> No.37495716

>>37495605
That is fucking terrifying

>> No.37495737
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>>37495605

>> No.37495762

>>37495599
The cockroach thing is fake at least, they lay big ootheca so it would be impossible to lick them without noticing

>> No.37495772

>>37495605
Thanks anon, very cool!

>> No.37495816

>>37495567
>>37495605
I rather eat pussy while you can taste the pre-Menstrual iron than lick envelope adhesive or eat coast ghetto cooked squid... and the former was pretty fucking gross to the point I never ate a girl's pussy again.

>> No.37495819

>Magni was using CB without literally half the CB damage output
holy fuck

>> No.37495855

>>37495819
For 100+ hrs as well...

>> No.37495862

Is this what magmites sound like?

>> No.37495875

magni…

>> No.37495881

He really hates us..

>> No.37495901

>>37495855
damn he really loves axel and playing with the boys

>> No.37495923

>>37495819
>>37495855
EUGH MAGNI, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THERE'S AN ADDITIONAL ATTACK YOU CAN DO WITH THE CHARGE BLADE?

>> No.37495927

I'm going to mod HOI4 to remove all mention of real life locations / technologies / events and replace all of it with Tempus related terminology (e.g. Elysium, North Elysium), then give permission for all the boys to play it. Highly doubt Cover would ever let them play HOI4 on stream, but maybe if it were modded to be completely Tempus related it would fly. I only have experience with map modding however, so I'd have to commission all the other graphical assets.

>> No.37495956

assessible

>> No.37496003

Classic.

>> No.37496007

>penis
magni...

>> No.37496012

>>37495927
Management will get too stinky and won't allow it. They even stopped them from playing Papers Please ffs

>> No.37496020

>>37495927
>cover
>allowing mods

>> No.37496034

>Magni draws dick and balls for Axel
What did he mean by that?

>> No.37496048
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37496048

KINTAMA BROS LOVE

>> No.37496080

>>37495675
That's horrible. Did she have some trouble because of that? Some managers can be pretty incompetent at their job. Did she change managers later on? Thanks.

>> No.37496083

>>37496034
they're gonna have discord sex later. that is my rrat, I will not take meds

>> No.37496084

>>37496034
THE KINTAMA BROS ARE REALLL

>> No.37496090

>>37496034
Dick and balls bros

>> No.37496114

>>37496012
Ah damn, that sucks. Well, at least making the map shouldn't be too difficult. The map would literally just be U.S. (Elysium), Australia (North Elysium), and Japan (Japan).

>> No.37496126

>>37495901
anon they haven't played monster hunter together

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>>37495772
>>37495716
It do be like that

>> No.37496152

>>37496020
Pretty sure Rizu played GZDoom or some other source port, so it's not completely off the table.
I want Vesper to make his own Doom mod and play it on stream

>> No.37496158

>>37496126
not... yet

>> No.37496163

>sc
kek

>> No.37496174

>>37495923
it's literally the main CB gimmick, it's 90% of the reason you pick the weapon, there's like 3 different ways to chain into the discharge

>> No.37496195

>Get me off
gladly

>> No.37496228

>>37496080
yeah, her manager got changed early on but also keep in mind I'm going off my memory so I might not be 100% correct

>> No.37496294

>>37496228
I see, that's great to hear. Thank you for explaining the situation even if you can't remember 100% anymore.

>> No.37496307

Magni eigo jouzu...

>> No.37496334

>>37475359
>Oga
What? His manager is fine though.

>> No.37496348

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20221202T00&p0=18&msg=Vesper%27s+Big+Cumback+&ud=1&font=hand&csz=1

>> No.37496362

>He's sweating hard because he's afraid of getting suspended

>> No.37496403

>>37496348
>big cumback
kek

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Vesties...

>> No.37496483

>magmites are so cringe that magni is going to end his stream
FUCK YOU MAGMITES THIS IS WHY HE HATES YOU

>> No.37496519

>>37496483
he.... hates us....

>> No.37496552

Magmites don’t know how to let a bit go…

>> No.37496563

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1594561536429002752

>> No.37496579

Oh boy....

>> No.37496582

>>37496483
Eh, we got another clip of Magni imitating Altare out of it

>> No.37496587

>>37496552
He is getting money, why is he complaining B)

>> No.37496589

Magni shut up please

>> No.37496608

holy fuck magni veered into that so fast

>> No.37496627

Hear that Vesties? It's going to be OK. Stop freaking out.

>> No.37496637

>skinwalking

>> No.37496641

He fucking confirmed that Vesper will be back. Get fucked tourists.

>> No.37496655

Magni please I don't want you to disappear either

>> No.37496665

>>37495605
>When squid is prepared in the west, internal organs are removed meaning there is no risk of eating spermatophores.
What the fuck is the reason for eastern squid preparation to *not* include this step?
Aren't they supposed to be the fucking masters of making food from the sea over there?

>> No.37496684

>>37496406
>>37496483
>>37496552
What's happening? I wasn't watching the stream.

>> No.37496690

>"Not to downplay the severity of the situation..."
It was 100% a bullshit reason. Nobody makes a statement like that if they actually agree with the decision.

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Magni so traumatized by Vespapa bonk that he's anxious even because of a shitposty supa train.....

>> No.37496699

Nothing Burger confirmed

>> No.37496716

>>37496665
>Aren't they supposed to be the fucking masters of making food from the sea over there?
they literally just serve it raw

>> No.37496725

He's ending the stream now...
This is your fault magmites...

>> No.37496741

>>37496692
FUCK cover management

>> No.37496753

I started sweating when he talked about Vesper lmao thanks anyway Magni

>> No.37496755

HE HATES US

>> No.37496765

Retard superchats

>> No.37496769

>>37496699
no the rrats, our rratposter is out of business

>> No.37496771

I fucking hate magmites they deserve to die

>> No.37496778

Magni, why did you read that one......

>> No.37496779

>gura tribute streamer

>> No.37496784

>Gura
AIIEEEEEE

>> No.37496790

magmites are the fucking worst, FUCK magmites, I hate them

>> No.37496803

MAGMITES NEED CORRECTION

>> No.37496813

GURA MENTION

>> No.37496825

SHARK MENTION AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>> No.37496824

I hope that JPNiki doesn't feel too bad about this

>> No.37496828

He fell for it...

>> No.37496827

>>37496684
Someone sent him a Superchat that seemed like it was intended for Axel, so people have been sending Supas that pretend to mistake him for other vtubers

>> No.37496830

>>37496725
>"i'm ending the stream guys"
>continues playing sonic
just like clockwork

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Dear Magmites,

Kill yourselves.

- Viewer

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FAQKING MAGMITE

>> No.37496870

gura's going to come after magni next...

>> No.37496875

>Altare says “Guys, please stop sending superchats and be respectful”
>Superchats stop and everyone apologizes in chat

>> No.37496892

I like that he mispronounced it as "Gora" though

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who was it

>> No.37496918
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>> No.37496958

>malewife
HE KNOWS

>> No.37496974

Uh oh, yab actually mentioned..........

>> No.37497011

"I believe the word you're looking for is 'malewife'"
Maguni truly knows his role

>> No.37497010

>They can still mention Mane-san

>> No.37497019

>WHY DOES MAGNI HATE US????
>Proceeds to shit up his pre-chat, chat, Twitter, and SCs
Truly a mystery.

>> No.37497021

No wonder he hates his fans Jesus Christ. This has got to be the worst audience in the HoloEN branch

>> No.37497027

Magni will be next....I can feel it

>> No.37497069

>>37496913
this bit fuckin sucks

>> No.37497075

>>37497027
I'm amazed he wasn't first to get suspended

>> No.37497081

>>37497021
Unironically vesper and magni have the worst chats in tempus

>> No.37497082

>is this what vesper feels in his zatsudan
>haha just kidding
>because he's not streaming any

>> No.37497085

>>37497021
Saplings are worse and I like Fauna

>> No.37497086

Yeah, Magmites don't know when to stop

>> No.37497104

>>37497081
this but also it's Magni's chat by a mile
I like Axel's chat the best

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No wonder he hates us...

>> No.37497112

Altare needs to teach them a masterclass in tardwrangling chat...

>> No.37497114

Wait so they're allowed to talk about vesper?

>> No.37497115

Btw talking about managers, Axel's manager seems to be so nice, he always says such nice things about her and how supportive she is

>> No.37497121

Altare needs to teach magni the tard wrangling ways

>> No.37497146

>There's nothing wrong with Magni's chat
Do you regret saying that now anon?

>> No.37497150

>>37496827
I see, that's pretty funny but chat as always take things too far. Thanks.

>> No.37497156

>>37497115
>Her
>she
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE

>> No.37497160

>>37497021
>Most popular Tempus mems have the worst fanbases
Checks out

>> No.37497167

>>37497104
Altare's is the best by a wide, wide margin. Axel's just spams emotes and nags him to drink water and sleep most of the time. It's kind of boring.

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God Magnites are so insufferable and retarded just like their Oshi
Who would have thought

>> No.37497186

>>37497114
Obviously they can't say what happened, and it's probably an eggshells situation. Magni might have insinuated too much as it is.

>> No.37497198

>>37497114
from what Altare said at the top of his stream, they aren't allowed to speak on what exactly happened, but they can acknowledge that it did and that there's nothing they can do or say until Vesper's return, and even then they probably won't be able to discuss anything in detail.

>> No.37497203

>>37497160
Pretty much yeah. The more people watching you the more chance of an errant SC getting by. If you don't snip that kind of behavior people will just bandwagon onto it. Like with this stream.

>> No.37497214

>>37497160
Isn't that the same case with the Holo girls?
Like have you seen Gura's chat half the time?

>> No.37497215

don't do it MANS

>> No.37497221

>>37496870
For what?

>> No.37497222

>An hour and a half
Fuck you magniggers, you fucked us out of a long Sonic Frontiers stream

>> No.37497230

> i had to step away from the stream
Did Magni really talk about Vesper?

>> No.37497243

>>37497021
32% non-fafner voter IRyStocrats would like to have a word

>> No.37497252

>>37497230
Yes, briefly

>> No.37497281

>>37497222
>magniggers
I prefer the term 'maggot'

>> No.37497288

>>37497222
I was looking forward to the Wyvern fight too...

>> No.37497304

>>37497021
Irys has a pretty bad chat as well

>> No.37497316

Haven't watched any stream since Vesper's banishment
How's their general tone on the situation, any new info?

>> No.37497318

You niggers, Magni said he was gonna end his stream 30 minutes ago, shut your bitch asses up

>> No.37497322

>>37497167
>member that put down the rules fast on his chat and made it clear what behavior was and was not welcome then has the best chat
naruhodo…

>> No.37497329

>>37497214
I can't because she doesn't do streams anymore

>> No.37497328

>>37497156
You would have gotten fired for trying to groom him anyway.

>> No.37497354

>>37497203
Yeah, it's harder with more fans, but he also needs to be firmer. Altare would have said "Thanks guys, I really appreciate the love, but can we shift focus back to the stream now? I don't wanna disrespect other streamers, let's all try to be respectful here," and it would have ended after the first few.

>> No.37497360

>>37497288
magni truly wants to have a good sleep schedule

>> No.37497362

>>37497167
It hasn’t been like that for a while. Axels chat is mostly, Axel says we weird shit, chat says some weirder shit and axel either says weirder shit and immediately switches topics or blames us and calls us weird and he’ll gives us a donmai when we complain

>> No.37497369

>>37497288
At this rate even gura might finish the game before he does despite her pc being in the shitter.

>> No.37497380

rate the stream

>> No.37497384

>>37497021
most popular members of their respective branches have awful chats. Loved Sana because her chat was slow for an EN, and Vesper's chats are pretty decent when he's doing a JP study stream, or any other kind of normalfag filter stream.

>> No.37497385

>>37497222
>>37497288
Magni was just running around in circles the whole stream. He was never going to get to the Wyvern fight today kek

>> No.37497399

>>37495605
>https://www.insider.com/woman-tongue-inseminated-undercooked-squid-2018-6
>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/woman-pregnant-eating-squid/
>https://www.science20.com/squid_day/nobody_got_pregnant_eating_squid-91134
How did you find the only article calling it "Woman, 63, 'becomes PREGNANT in the mouth' with baby squid" when literally every other source says it's insemination, not impregnation (which is impossible in this context), and not "bug-like organisms" or "baby squids" but spermatophores (which are neither organisms nor baby squids)

Also
>From the pathological point of view, the best prophylactic measure at present is the removal of the internal organs of the raw squid prior to its consumption.
>>37496716 it really seems that simple, them not removing raw squid internal organs is the obvious cause of all this

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>>37496699
The rrat's final moment.

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>> No.37497434

>>37497328
no I want to be Axel

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>>37497281
"Maggot" is a brand of honor.

>> No.37497444

>>37497222
Now to be fair, he did say he was ending soon around the time Axel raided. But magnites did beat the SC joke into the ground

>> No.37497446

>>37497406
kek

>> No.37497452

>>37497354
scarily accurate altare

>> No.37497455

>>37497406
kek

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>>37497442
MAGchads status?

>> No.37497494

>>37497316
Basically just "we can't talk about it, but Vesper will be back in two weeks" and then business as usual. Everyone was fine.

>> No.37497502

>>37497304
the "I'm faimly friendly"/yab shtick seems to attract the worst shitters. Idk what ti is about it, it encourages autism or something.

>> No.37497521

Alright /MANS/, gather around, from what you guys and gals have seen, from all sides of the fandoms, who in HoloEN has the worst chat overall?
https://strawpoll.com/polls/61gDBq1qzyw

>> No.37497554

>>37497406
Imagine if Vesper did actually say that and thats what got his ass bonked?

>> No.37497573

>>37497494
considering the girls' side knows nothing about it, it's definitely stars management

>> No.37497596

>>37497304
How so? Her chat seems pretty normal to me most of the time.

>> No.37497604

>>37497521
>Gura on top
Thank fuck

>> No.37497606

Rio has been streaming pokemon for over 14 hours, what are these Japanese boys made out of?

>> No.37497613

>>37497521
I don't watch enough of the girls to answer

>> No.37497618

>>37497521
Unless magmites send their oshi to the shadow realm for two weeks like kronies did, I feel pretty safe saying it's not anyone in Tempus.

>> No.37497641

>>37497606
Pure Autism

>> No.37497649

>>37497606
Japanese work culture buff.

>> No.37497658

>>37497521
I don't know cuz I don't watch EN chuubas except for tempus

>> No.37497664

>>37497606
idol dreams and big dick energy

>> No.37497672

>>37497606
autism(japan edition)

>> No.37497686

>>37497406
One of the first things Ves does when he returns should be a "Vesper suspension meme review" to quell down tensions, and one of the first memes he reviews should be this one right here

>> No.37497696

>>37497521
>Gura has the worst
Imagine my shock

>> No.37497703

>>37497521
i dont engage in chat on any level

>> No.37497710

Now what? Timeloop Vesper rrats or is it fujo hours?

>> No.37497731

>>37497521
now someone make one for just Tempus so I can vote Altventurers

>> No.37497735

>>37497304
Didn't watch give me some instance

>> No.37497736

>>37497362
I dunno, I haven't seen his last few solo streams before the Sports one tonight, but I've seen a lot of Axel streams (Shiny Spicy are my oshis), and I've never really enjoyed his chat much

>> No.37497742
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>>37497606
Lots of training

>> No.37497743

>>37497710
why not both

>> No.37497758

>>37497710
I prefer men fucking each other than more Vesper rrats desu

>> No.37497779

>>37497710
probably, maybe add in a bit of psychoanalysis to spice up the rrats. can't have them dying while vesper isn't around

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>>37497710
We knot tourists and other doomposters

>> No.37497794

>>37497710
Fujo hours unti Axel's Zelda stream
Magni and Axel sending sexual DM's about "ecchi na neesans" but all the pictures are just magni in a dress with filters

>> No.37497810
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We gonna get kintama bros this week!

>> No.37497809

>>37497779
leader was extra cute and extra weird today

>> No.37497824

>>37497731
>spoiler
feeling daring right now, i see

>> No.37497846

>>37497743
Well, you said it not me. Anyways Vesper was sexually molested by manager san while Magni was forced to watch.

>> No.37497848

Vesper impregnated Magni during the off collab

>> No.37497850

>>37497824
it's my 100% honest opinion

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>>37497810
I'm so fucking happy. Finally.

>> No.37497903

>>37497809
so you're telling me leader actually caused vesper's suspension??!
is joke, you don't have to be mad

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>>37497452
The scariest part is that's the second time I've been told that today.
I may have seen a few too many leader streams...

>> No.37497958

>>37497848
It's probably why he ended the stream early... The morning sickness is getting worse!

>> No.37497972

>>37497779
Sure, let's overanalyse Magni bringing up killing sharks at the start of the stream as if it has something to do with Vesper's suspension

>> No.37497989

>>37497554
there's a non zero chance that actually happened

>> No.37497992

>>37497958
quick, anons! calculate the delivery date and match it to when magni suddenly feels extremely sick.

>> No.37497999

>>37497972
add in cephalopod mouth mpreg just for good measure

>> No.37498023

>>37497596
>>37497735
Can think of a specific example, but pretty much same issue as magnis, the whole beating a dead horse to a pulp with jokes, the whole "ha ah yiu are seiso but NOT teehee x1000"
Maybe they have mellowed out, haven't really been keeping up with irys gomen

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>>37497926
The brainwashing is taking hold

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>>37497606
Rio + Astel threesome with leader...He will not survive ToT

>> No.37498059

>>37497794
Zelda? Isn't his next one the guerrilla Apex practice with rpr?

>> No.37498064

>>37497992
Around July

>> No.37498106

>>37498064
Do vampires have the same gestation time like a human?

>> No.37498110

>>37497736
I think this is a better summary https://twitter.com/bakutwice/status/1593653425602203648?s=46&t=jKdeStcifC8irYtTI7PJGw

>> No.37498115

which eevee evolution should I pick?

>> No.37498120

>>37497810
I'm pretty hyped, I've wanted another one on one Kintama Bros collab for ages, and Commissions Open is a really fun concept for the two of them to do together too.

>> No.37498134

>>37498106
Vampires are not alive and therefore do not produce sperm.

>> No.37498146

>>37497399
Hell if I know, I searched for "octopus woman eggs" and it was the first thing that popped up
I know the terminology they used was bad though

>> No.37498148

Altare impregnated Vesper

>> No.37498158

>>37498053
Imagine all of the shinies they can accumulate and use as a makeshift love nest ToT

>> No.37498169

>>37498059
I think you're right. holodex is still reading from his schedule, I guess

>> No.37498182

>>37498134
but but but twilight

>> No.37498191

>>37498115
umbreon

>> No.37498212

>>37498148
I believe this rrat

>> No.37498233

>>37498115
the one you wanna fuck the most

>> No.37498251

>>37498134
How did Vesper imgregantateteed Magni!1!!?

>> No.37498255

>>37498115
Sylveon is objectively the most competitive one. Aesthetically I would go with Umbreon because I'm an edgelord.

>> No.37498257

All of the boys are pregnant

>> No.37498290

>>37498257
yeah, by me

>> No.37498291

>>37497521
compared to the boys, the girls' chats aren't very welcoming. I say "hi" but no one responds compared to when I go with the bros. I say "hi" and I get like two or three people welcoming me.

>> No.37498300

>>37498251
It is proof of their love

>> No.37498307

>>37498158
2 alpha senpais taking care of omega altare in their love nest ToT

>> No.37498318

>>37498115
Jolteon is a cutie

>> No.37498331

>>37498257
Yeah, with Magnolia futacock

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>>37498110
Call me Axel, because reading that shit's too confusing and it makes my brain hurt

>> No.37498358

>>37498146
I typed exactly that into google search and that result didn't even show up at all
My point is just, don't believe all the internet fake news you across so easily
Stick with sources like these
>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/257425517_Revisiting_a_medical_case_of_stinging_in_the_human_oral_cavity_caused_by_ingestion_of_raw_squid_Cephalopoda_Teuthida_New_data_on_the_functioning_of_squid%27s_spermatophores
instead of obvious clickbait intended to scare people with misleading descriptions

>> No.37498375

Vesper being pregnant explains his sudden unpredictable mood swings and him sperging out at mane-san....

>> No.37498392

>>37497810
I'm hyped, this is my favourite pairing in Tempus. Magni playing straight man to Axel's retardation. Their interactions in the gartic phone collab always crack me up.
>WHAAAT!!! IT WAS YOU, AXEL!

>> No.37498427

>>37498291
honestly this, it feels so nice hanging out in axel's chat because everyone is so welcoming and often times chatty even if the topic is just food, just like axel himself

>> No.37498462

>>37498392
I completely forgot about Garctic Phone. Gonna rewatch that one again. Magni and Axel made it kino.

>> No.37498469

>>37497573
Girls know nothing about it? Did someone talk about it?

>> No.37498504
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deadhours. i miss Nowa

>> No.37498505

Cover made the public announcement because intruding into the extremely complex and twisted love web of tempus would shock and offend most people, instead of explaining that Altare is keeping Vesper in his rape dungeon as punishment for carrying magni's lovechild, they just said he is suspended.

>> No.37498561

Guys I gotta say, with how many streams that had to be postponed/canceled due to vesper's suspension, I really think tempus should shelf collabs for a while. It's their weakness more than it is their strength right now and I say this as someone who enjoys their collabs

>> No.37498567

>>37498505
does it really take 2 weeks to abort a fetus, don't they just go to a clinic and just do it?

>> No.37498639

>>37498023
Unfortunately that's a problem with all the talents chats, unfortunately. They don't know when a joke is already overused and keep spamming the same thing over and over. The INAFF spam everytime someone makes a pun is one of the worsts, I die inside every time I see it.

>> No.37498666

>>37498567
Vesper has to mentally prepare himself for leader to get rid of him and Magni's baby that they created for a fujobaiting bit. pls understand.

>> No.37498687

>>37498639
I'm glad that in Altare's chat, people can also rate the joke instead

>> No.37498690

>>37498392
Lol, I can clearly hear him saying that in my head after reading that

>> No.37498705

>>37498505
My guess is one of the managers was COCK hungry and forced themselves on one of the boys. Vesper caught wind and told that whore to back off.

>> No.37498728

>>37498567
its a complicated situation with the fact that its the world's first real male pregnancy and stuff

>> No.37498730
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37498730

>>37497573
I miss this guy... Holostars ain't the same without him.

>> No.37498740

>>37498567
They are speedrunning pregnancy. The baby will be out in 2 weeks

>> No.37498757

>>37498639
Same desu
Takodachis and their consequences have been a disaster to holoEN chats

>> No.37498780

>>37498730
>Shinove leaves
>first Tempus suspension happens
Not coincidence?

>> No.37498787

>>37498728
so the movie junior is actually happening

>> No.37498797

>>37498561
They're gonna do a full Collab week when he comes back just to piss you off

>> No.37498801

>>37497573
>considering the girls' side knows nothing about it
Why would they know shit they are different branches

>> No.37498829

>>37498639
I wish it was ok to tell the people that spam that INAFF shit to kill themselves in chat

>> No.37498862

>>37498561
What are you even talking about? Tempus-only collabs are some of their best content, and the other three are all totally eager to stream together and very available. Why shouldn't they do things together?

>> No.37498940

What do you diagnose Magni with, /MANS/?

>> No.37498976
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/mans/, i need your advise. i would like to support nowa while minimizing the money going to holopro. how should i go about doing this? the idea im currently amusing right now is to send him a package with these socks in it.

>> No.37498987

>>37498862
not that anon, but Because it takes away from them doing collabs with the Hololive EN girls, which is hilarious when unicorns piss themselves

>> No.37498996
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>Dez! Dez! Would it be funny, if like, wouldn't it be funny if as a bit, you got me, listen, if you got me pregnant? And then when it came out, you know? When it came out it was like an onion ring? an onion ring hahaha. And then we'd be on stream and like, we'd shout "An onion ring". Let's do it. Get in there. you know?

>> No.37499019

>>37498976
They stopped allowing gift sending after apple came out with airtags. You can only give letters now

>> No.37499030

>>37498687
Same, doing that is way better than spamming the same phrase over and over.
>>37498757
Exactly, they ruined everything by coming up with TOMORROW and INAFF. The most overused EN catchphrases.
>>37498829
Me too, or calling them retards. I hope someone has enough courage in the future to tandwrangle this stupid shit like Altare did with the "is your sister married" spam.

>> No.37499031

>>37498053
God where's that catbox soundclip of Altare begging when you need it ToT

>> No.37499034

>>37498976
I wish we could still send packages to the talents. But some Apple tagging schizofaggot ruined the fun

>> No.37499058

>>37498976
Cover's present policy is very strict now, it would be easier to send him letters, and even then it would take around 6 months for him to receive it.

>> No.37499060

>>37499030
im convinced a majority of hologirl fans are autists and that's why they enjoy repeating the same jokes over and over again. It's like they can't help themselves.

>> No.37499061

>>37498797
how petty of you anon
>>37498862
none of that will matter if the collab(s) end up in limbo due to issues

>> No.37499120

>>37499058
I wonder if something actually happened that made them tighten up the restrictions like this

>> No.37499152

>>37498996
kek

>> No.37499193

>>37499061
Vesper's suspension aside, what issues? Tempus-only collabs usually go fine - even the Aussie internet issues with Mario Party didn't stop them from streaming something that day.

>> No.37499208

>>37499120
see
>>37499019
>>37499034
it's a small tracking device, that alone is enough to outright ban gift sending

>> No.37499211

>>37499061
You're saying they shouldn't collab anymore because you never know when someone is gonna get sick or suspended and the streams have to get cancelled? Should they stop streaming solo too in order to prevent cancelling streams due to issues?

>> No.37499243

>>37499060
I actually think they are. They can't come up with something else and they enjoy spamming the same shit in chat the entire time like literal retards. I wish the girls could tardwrangle them but they don't seem to care.

>> No.37499279

>>37499019
>>37499034
>>37499058
shit. well thanks anons, it was worth a shot. maybe i can draw some shitty art and pray he sees it. im going through nowa withdrawls...

>> No.37499321

>>37499060
>>37499243
That or most of them are just kids

>> No.37499332

>>37499120
There was a case of a talent from a small company finding an Apple Airtag in one of the presents she got, that made a lot of buzz at the time and all companies shut down receiving presents. Cover still did it even after the announcement but I guess they had someone open everything beforehand before sending it to the talents' house.

>> No.37499347

>>37499211
if nothing else, they shouldn't plan so many. Solo streams getting cancelled only affect the one streamer instead of the group

>> No.37499348

>>37499243
this. JP stars chats are so comfy, but I noticed whenever one of the Tempus boys raids them you have the hologirl retards spamming girl mentions and lame jokes. Some retards were spamming Botan during Astel's pokemon stream.
It's fine if they keep that shit in their own chats, but they like to infest like a bunch of roaches.

>> No.37499349

>>37499060
they do the same shit here so they unironically are retards with no social skills or sense of humor

>> No.37499351

When Vesper comes back, assuming that he can't or won't talk about what led to his suspension, do you think he'll talk about what he did during the two weeks instead?

>> No.37499357

>>37499208
wow.... I dunno why I've never heard of those, it sounds like cool technology like real-life spy movie tracking devices
Though I guess there probably aren't many "cool spy movie"-like applications for those things are there?

>> No.37499446

Talking about chat, whose chat do you think is worse? Magni's chat or any random popular twitch streamer's chat?

>> No.37499462

>>37499351
I can see that happening, yeah.

>> No.37499473

>>37498940
histrionic and adhd

>> No.37499494

>>37498940
Pregnancy

>> No.37499502

>>37499208
>>37499357
The intended use of AirTags is to track your own belongings, like travel luggage, purses or bags, or a keychain which itself could be attached to anything.

However, the underlying technology that makes accessing these possible no matter where they are is a relatively severe privacy risk which cannot be circumvented by other parties.

>> No.37499508

How would I go about sending the boyz a letter? I think they may enjoy it even if they only end up getting it 6 months later.

>> No.37499520

>>37498940
pregnant with Vesper's baby

>> No.37499525

We're finally getting schedules bros...

>> No.37499541

>>37499347
Most of their collabs is a single POV, it's not as big of a deal as you're making it sound.
Sure, Nowa's suspension delayed a lot of streams, but that's because each member have their own personal projects (Pokémon, DND, Axel's coop game, Magni's various projects) and they like enjoying their time together.
They've been saying a lot recently how they missed spending time together in the last few weeks, if something I expect them to bond even more after this.

>> No.37499559

>>37499525
but not vesper's...

>> No.37499571

>>37499446
some random twitch streamer's still

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>>37492281
Is it true that Vesper raped Ina and thats the reason for her maternity leave? are you still going to back this rapist up?
disgusting

>> No.37499587

>>37499349
HoloEN fans on /vt/ are unironically some of the most unfunny people I've ever seen on the internet. It's actually kind of amazing how bad they are at making jokes.

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>>37499332
And yet Kson still doing it by renting out a store house and have people check on the stuff before sending it to her.

It's all about how much the company willing to put in the effort.

>> No.37499597

>>37499348
sounds like vespers chat and yeah it makes it more clear why so many don't want to opt in for raids

>> No.37499646

>Watching the Sonic VOD
I fucking hate Magmites holy shit.

>> No.37499659

>>37499597
yep. it was the same niggers that always spam for him to raid a girl when a holostar is streaming.

>> No.37499711

>>37499592
Easier said than done, Hololive has a lot of members. That would be a lot of expense without any return for the company.

>> No.37499751

>>37499446
The latter for sure

>> No.37499774

I'm gonna post my schedule in 20 minutes

>> No.37499802

>>37499774
thanks altare

>> No.37499811

>>37499774
Nowa...stop making fun of the vesties...

>> No.37499815

>>37499584
why are kfp like this?

>> No.37499834

>>37499508
Id assume you just use the address they have posted in their Youtube description.
I feel like letters have been fucked though lately. Ive tried sending 3 letters to a penpal and none have shown up in the past few months. Or maybe USPS is just shitting itself big time

>> No.37499839

>>37499774
Make sure you choose shotaltare art again

>> No.37499857

>>37499711
It's doesn't cost that much to rent a storehouse anon, it's like $50-$100 a month.

>> No.37499866

here we go with the self replying schizos again..

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>>37499815

>> No.37499917

>>37499857
NTA but all it takes is just one to slip through for a yab to happen

>> No.37500001

>>37499031
Which one? Do you want plz yes or plz no?
Y: https://files.catbox.moe/g8demz.mp3
N: https://files.catbox.moe/unr6ir.mp3

CAPTCHA: 2HRAWY

>> No.37500017

>>37499508
I think all of them have the address at the end of the description.

>> No.37500024

>>37499584
not now kfp

>> No.37500027

>>37499917
Yeah change house again (it's not the first time anon) many Holojp members are experiencing this since 2020

>> No.37500084
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SHOTAXEL RAPE

>> No.37500101

>>37500027
It's just unnecessary stress on the talents.

>> No.37500150
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37500150

>>37499559
here you go

>> No.37500203
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37500203

>>37500084

>> No.37500222
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she (he) is an honorary woman to me, so I will correct her (him) by putting a baby inside of her (him)

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>>37500150

>> No.37500310

Will Axel be easy to mindbreak? Is it possible to get him to love cock?

>> No.37500365

>>37500310
Can't break something that isn't there anon

>> No.37500369

>>37500150
anon please stop i miss my boderline bfe morning zatsus so much
i hope it stays that way because any more intimacy scares me

>> No.37500438

>>37500369
anon same... I can't even unmute his zatsus i'm currently trying to watch because I know the longing will become even more intense. This menhera whore has me in his grips...

>> No.37500451

>>37500203
UOH ToT

>> No.37500467

>>37500369
>i hope it stays that way
>Vesper Noir will graduate

>> No.37500498

>>37500365
He runs on instincts I just need rewire his brain to like cock so he starts salivating everytime he sees one

>> No.37500534

>>37500310
>>37500498
Go to bed, Magni.

>> No.37500592

>>37500534
I need that dingo bussy also I'm not Magni

>> No.37500603

>He is childish at heart and generally bungles everything he touches, and yet he is inexplicably popular among his peers.
>me at altare’s debut: this seems so off
>me now: this is shockingly accurate

>> No.37500610

>>37500084
He loves his weed cat so much~! ToT

>> No.37500617

Magni room for tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyum8RRorBo
Interesting choice

>> No.37500631

>>37500467
shut UP ILL FOLLOW HIM BACK TO HIS RM DAMMIT!!!
>>37500438
I told myself today "ah so this is what parasocialism is"

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I miss him and his musky pits...

>> No.37500655

>>37500001
The second one ToT
aaaaaa his desperate voice is so good

>> No.37500667

>>37500617
That's a weird-looking Sonic.

>> No.37500684

>>37500310
Considering how turned on he was getting by feminized rpr, it feels like there's a shot

>> No.37500748

>>37500001
SEEEEEX

>> No.37500754

>>37500684
He was already interested in male rpr with agreeing to kiss him when drunk

>> No.37500814

>>37500603
They warned us...

>> No.37500861

>>37498780
Oh shit, I didn't even consider that correlation

>> No.37500896

>>37500754
That was just him kissing the homies though. Today he was going "rpr lookin' kinda cute right now..."

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??????
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1594583645863301120?t=BFCGX0-ZX9qjEpi75ket4A&s=19

>> No.37501012

>>37500896
Listen, a cute girl is a cute girl ya know, regardless if it's a genderbend. Is it gay if I find Alice hot?

>> No.37501076

>>37499774
ISRAEL ACTUALLY MAGNI
>>37501011

>> No.37501104

>>37501076
>almost 30 minutes
I don't believe it

>> No.37501108

>>37499774
m-magni…

>> No.37501116

>>37499774
MAGNI IS /HERE/

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>>37492744
I beleeb

>> No.37501182

>>37501104
It was about 23 minutes.

>>37499774
>00:26:14

>>37501011
12:49 AM

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Magni isn't here.

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Someone IP check that bastard, I need to know if he said anything else here

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>>37501182
Ah, I was just paying attention to the post times here. My bad
>>37499774
HOLY SHIT IT'S MAGNI

>> No.37501331

>>37501011
More Subnautica Hardcore huh... What's the % of the playthrough he spent inside his base running around only talking?

>> No.37501338

>>37501011
I know it's nothing special as a longtime fan of vtubers but I think it's kinda funny if, take a step back, look at this image as if you were an outsider with no context, and seeing "Spongebob Squarepants BBB" on the left with some hot edgy anime pretty boy with that dark red/purple color scheme on the right
Kinda brings me back to the days when I'd look at the vtuber trend and being like "what the fuck is going on lol"

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>>37499774
maglord, you don't actually hate us... right?

>> No.37501410

>>37499774
Hey Maglord, how's uncle Nowa?

>> No.37501440

>>37501410
Hes in my dungeon being milked right now

>> No.37501481

>>37497521
Wait what's going on why isn't Mori at the top wtf?

>> No.37501510

>>37501440
Altare please, he can't survive two straight weeks of that

>> No.37501554

>>37501362
Get out of my sight filthy magmite

>> No.37501565

>>37499774
I'm surprised I almost nailed the timing, but I wanna say I was actually expecting Leader to post his schedule, not Magni. kek

>> No.37501589

Nowa being forced to have his prostate milked for 2 weeks ToT

>> No.37501632

>>37501011
Oh cool, Subnautica again.
And I can't imagine the shit Axel will think up.

>> No.37501638

Leader schedule doko?
Unusual for him to be last, but then I remember he's subbing for Nowa in the APEX custom. He's probably going to join Axel's APEX guerillas in the mornings.

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>>37501589
TTATT

>> No.37501693

>>37501589
Would you buy Nowa's cum in a bottle, /MANS/???

>> No.37501713

>>37501632
I think we can all agree it will involve a cute neechan genderbend of a certain apex loving shinigami

>> No.37501719

>>37501693
You need to ask? I would even buy his bathwater

>> No.37501724

>>37501673
ToT need to milk this hucow...

>> No.37501730

>>37501693
That sounds absolutely disgusting.

>> No.37501763

>>37501693
>ywn impregnate yourself with a sperm donation from nowa
Why fucking live

>> No.37501761

>>37501693
fuck yeah. I would buy his piss in a bottle if I could.

>> No.37501823

>>37501763
ToT Vesper is the only man i'd be willing to have a child for... need his cum so badly

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>>37501338
kek
I thought you were referring to the vid thumbnail, which is an even funnier contrast of anime boy/SpongeBob than the schedule

>> No.37501860

>>37497573
>>37498801
No, they're not, they're one of the 2 groups inside the HoloproEN branch, meaning that it isn't Stars management's fault, StarsEN managers did nothing wrong, it's the higher ups of HoloproEN.

>> No.37501881

Vesties seem to cycle through two states of being
extremely codependent and desperately horny

>> No.37501901

>>37501860
>HoloproEN branch
The fuck is this

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>>37501881
we are very damaged touch starved individuals

>> No.37501930

>>37501843
Do I need to take a shot when he references Band Geeks?

>> No.37501939

Ok, I asked Altare to post his schedule in 15 minutes

>> No.37501942

>>37501881
Same thing really.

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