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the charges, officer?

>> No.37456166

>>37456143
Damn i love these threads

>> No.37456184

>>37456143
Saying the N-Word without an N-Word pass.

>> No.37456298

>>37456143
Multiple accounts of sexual harassment

>> No.37456378

>>37456143
Impregnating Kronii

>> No.37456410

>>37456143
Sir, it says here everytime gura posted something on discord you replied with a crying emoji. Please step down from the car.

>> No.37456449

>>37456410
Pretty fucking based, I believe this rrat.

>> No.37456481

Sexual misconduct with an underage bicycle.

>> No.37456493

all he did was slap someone's ass.

>> No.37456513

>>37456410
Based cunnychad

>> No.37456533
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37456533

>>37456143
Life in prison with no parole.

>> No.37456903

>>37456143
Sodomy and Bestiality

>> No.37457168

>>37456143
Asking Gura for "cunny" pics in private dms as a "bit" Mr. Noir.

>> No.37457335
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37457335

>>37456143
Verbal incidences that led to the suspension of Vesper:

>Incident on 12/10/22
>Manager: YouTube can be a dog eat dog world.
Vesper: Yeah I guess you people know about eating dogs, right?

>Incident on 18/10/22
>Manager: Good morning Vesper-san, I appreciate you getting up early for this meeting.
Vesper: Goddamn man, it's 3am. Two nukes wasn't enough I swear....

>Incident on 26/10/22
>Manager: Good evening Ve-
Vesper: Yeah hi, can I get an order of chow main, shrimp fried rice uhhh...
>Manager: Vesper-san I'm not th-
Vesper: Like ten of those spring rolls and uhhh... Don't send me any of those goddamm sticks this time.

>Incident on 18/11/22
>Manager: ....
Vesper: ....
>Manager: *sigh* Hello Ve-
*Gong sound*
Vesper: YOOOOOOOOOOOOO Manager-sama!

>> No.37457422

>>37457335
Only the first and last were chuckle worthy

>> No.37457425

>>37456143
sodomy

>> No.37457480

>>37456143
Calling management lazy niggers for not getting xcom perms

>> No.37457762

>>37456143
being boring

>> No.37458384

>>37456143
next episode of Judge Magni is gonna be wild

>> No.37459231

>>37456184
But that doesn't make sense. He's black, he has inherent N-word pass rights. I think they were just uncomfortable with how freely he used it.
>>37457335
Vesper as that racist black dude makes me chuckle.

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37460151

>>37457335
>that last one
I'm imagining them sitting in a video call, staring at each other as Vesper holds the gong up, each waiting for the other to make the first move

>> No.37460269

>>37456143
Raping Magni

>> No.37460314

>>37457335
>Vesper: Goddamn man, it's 3am. Two nukes wasn't enough I swear....
kek

>> No.37466265

>>37456143
yes

>> No.37469145
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37469145

>> No.37469276

>>37456143
>EASTING A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?

>> No.37469425

>>37456143
you are the zodiac killer, aren´t you?

>> No.37469638

>>37456143
>being a Homo EN
Your crime is existing. The penalty is death.

>> No.37469852

>>37456143
Talking back to management most likely.
Maybe arguing with another holo who took it to management instead of dealing with it between themselves.

>> No.37469922

>>37469145
>explains about being sovereign citizen

>> No.37470043

>>37456410
Beyond based. He is my light in the dark.

>> No.37470098

>>37456143
Trying to talk to Gura

>> No.37472720

>>37469145
>GROUNZ??

>> No.37473056

>>37456143
Before the incident you were reported to say "to make a bit you need to fertilize a few eggs, and we're making the mother of all bits here Kronii" what did you mean by that?

>> No.37473492

>>37456143
12 counts of murder in the 1st degree.
3 counts of murder in the 2nd degree.
8 counts of murder in the 3rd degree.
18 counts of attempted murder.
20 counts of vehicular manslaughter.
82 counts of negligent homicide.
27 counts of sexual battery.
58 counts of sexual assault.
58 counts of sexual harrassment.
21 counts of aggravated assault.
58 counts of assault with a deadly weapon.
38 counts of armed robbery.
58 counts of attempted robbery.
82 counts of criminal trespassing.
27 counts of possession of Schedule 1 drugs with intent to distribute.
As well as several hundred miscellaneous felonies.

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37473516

>>37456143

>> No.37473538

>Vesper playing Factorio
>"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries."

Honestly? I'm surprised he didn't get bonk'd earlier.

>> No.37474110

>>37459231
Maybe he is a white in a black's body.

>> No.37474172

>>37473516
kek

>> No.37475380

>>37457335
based

>> No.37475533

>>37473516
rumao

>> No.37475724

>>37473538
Uncle Ted was right.
I am watching virtual youtubers to cope with the pain godammit.

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37475766

>>37473538
based

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37475768

>>37457335
>*Gong sound*
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I actually heard it all inside my head and I can't stop laughing

>> No.37476170

>>37475766
holy shit.
Kek. I can only imagine chat losing it's mind.

>> No.37476612

>>37457335
For all the shitposting about sexual harassment, its actually more likely to be an inadvertent racist comment, religious comment, or something along those lines aimed at his manager. Or maybe he just called him a retard, which he is.

>> No.37477408

>>37476612
Probably mouthed off management for being incompetent retards about not getting perms. Gura and Kiara have been complaining that perms have been shit all year. Kronii asked for Slime Rancher 2 perms for months and only found out they had it when Magni streamed the game.
>plans XCOM stream, has to cancel because management never got perms
>tries again and gives management a month to get perms in time for his Thanksgiving XCOM marathon stream
>announcement was after Soul Link stream, so management probably had a meeting with him to cancel his XCOM stream due to no perms
>Vesper mouths off the retards at management for fucking up again so they turn around and suspend him

>> No.37477707

>>37477408
i doubt this is the case, but it's so fucking frustrating if it is. japs being japs

>> No.37477857

this dude's gotta feel like shit. suspensions are really rare and its the first for EN, plus all the rrats about being a sex pest and such

>> No.37477926

>>37477408
I believe this rrat now that blueboy gave new info well not new info but took the matter lightly and confirmed vesper will be back so its not something serious, I 100% believe it was management being shit and Vesper snapping at them.

>> No.37478030

>>37477857
He swore off 4chan once he became a holostar iirc. I wonder if he's turned to this place again in his moment of darkness. Hopefully he doesn't feel too down, I'm eagerly awaiting his return.

>> No.37478075

>>37456143
I love this nigga like your wouldn't believe. I hope he's doing ok :(

>> No.37478123

Was he having a succulent chinese meal at the time?

>> No.37478186

We all know it was rape.

The only question is who did he rape and how many times.

>> No.37478233

>>37478030

if altare is streaming then its probably not bad

honestly he probably just blew up at management

>> No.37478248

>>37478123
Yeah I heard he was balls deep in yogurt as he told management to fucking jump off the cover office windows

>> No.37478309

>>37477707
>japs being japs
Pretty sure their managers aren't japs

>>37478186
We all agree it's Kronii so it's true now

>> No.37478320

>>37478186
Magni, and every single night he was at his house.

>> No.37478362

>starts call with manager from Japan
>plays this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9Z9ZSEHQQ

>> No.37478550

>>37478309
every manager job listing so far has specified they have to be near the cover office and the talents always talk about meetings at ungodly hours, maybe there's some staff scattered around but the bulk of management is japanese

>> No.37479201
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37479201

>>37456143
He was innocent

>> No.37479485

>>37475766
Based Haachama.

>> No.37482941

>>37456410
too... powerful...

>> No.37483133

>>37479201
SAY HIS NAME

>> No.37489325

>>37456166
Do you really?

>> No.37491780

>>37473538
A rare well-rad /vt/ crawler??? Based

>> No.37491856
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37491856

>It's just the same things over and over. its bad when i'm not smarter than the vestis I teach. First three weeks, zatsudans, next three weeks collabs, three weeks after that big suspension. final yabs. it makes me nervous to think that if i ever had to reapply to my job, I wouldn't be hired. The female collabs don't really get me turned on anymore, it's all those sexy tempus members on the sports team. They causes disruptions in my streams and make me look like a silly man. A silly...dinosaur man. It's been good not having to explain myself for the last 20 streams, I didnt make the perms stupid, thats on management, thats on yagoo, Not me, no wayy. Buddy I'm a vtuber and thats a respectable thing. Mondays, Weds, fridays those are zatsu streams, vestis like the zatsu streams. What am I gonna do? (Ties noose around his neck)

>> No.37494766

I'm surprised this happened to Vesper he always seemed super concious of the possibility of getting Bonk'd by management and the fuckery that they usually do due to his experience in wage slavery.
I really do wonder what the fuck happened?

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37495111

>>37456410
naw Vesper Likes Hags especially tall ones with Fat asses

>> No.37498201

>>37456143
youre a free and natural citizen

>> No.37498339

>>37494766
The older you get the less shit you tend to take from management. Especially when it's nip bullshit.

>> No.37499179

>>37494766
>first month
>go easy on management because you're new and haven't gotten to build the relationship yet, maybe they just want you to stick to the hour limit with tried and true games to feel things out
>now
>have realized you only get to play the same few games because they're fucking lazy niggers and wanted you to stream in that JST friendly timeslot so they could watch at the office while eating lunch

>> No.37500529

>>37494766
He got so autistically cautious and hyper focused on certain things he ended up missing something banal (this is nip bureaucracy we're talking about). Also he's mature and experienced and dying stand up for himself when need be after a few too many years under the wagemaster boot (but this is nip work relations we're talking about).

>> No.37500693

>>37494766
>Vesper san your going to spend thanksgiving streaming xcom?
>What about your wife and kids?
>You should take a break and spend important time with your family.

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37501769

>>37456143
>>37473492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAT_kzEYOBM&

>> No.37501836

>>37459231
Staff might not have known and demanded to know where his N-word pass was. He said he didn't need one. They didn't buy it. Thus suspended

>> No.37502128

>>37459231
If /vt/ is to be believed, Noir is black, white, straight and gay.

>> No.37502269

>>37502128
He's from /here/ pre 2013 what else could he be.

>> No.37502919

>>37502128
of course he's black, it's right there in his name. real niggas know he's a card carrying member of the GNAA

>> No.37504566

>>37469145
>I do not consent to any of these searches

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37504607

>>37456143
12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...and one moving violation

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