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Debut special edition pt. 2!This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji's English branch and their vtuber unit, LazuLight!Debut streamsPomu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Z1IQj3BIcElira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQb5s3QXFGAFinana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV1WFsRXksMSpecial program hosted by Hana & Bonnivier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePADiamond City Lights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnP0cKNPE04Niji ENYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-JSeFfovhNsEhftt1WHMvgTwitter: https://twitter.com/nijisanji_worldPomu RainpuffYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP4nMSTdwU1KqYWu3UH5DHQTwitter: https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuffElira PendoraYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIeSUTOTkF9Hs7q3SGcO-OwTwitter: https://twitter.com/EliraPendoraFinana RyuguYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu-J8uIXuLZh16gG-cT1nawTwitter: https://twitter.com/FinanaRyuguPrevious thread: >>3737072Reminder to ignore shitposting, discordfags, and tribalfags
Ok, I'm out.
Should've been a Pomu OP...
Sell dragon. She's a good singer but nothing else.
What an incredible normal and ordinary girl
I WANT TO GIVE ELIRA PAIZURI
>>3738267use this thread first
This is it
>NO STICKYFUCK HOLONIGGER JANNIES
i could stomach her in only she didn't have shit taste
Well Pomu was good at least
>>3744701make me. I'm using this one
>you missed kino for this
Dragon is only a little bit above fucking vshojo tier.Pomu is /ourgirl/.
I like her.
>IKUHARABUY BUY BUYDon't buy actually, this one has mostly cringe tastes and still can't restrain herself from spitting out fucking reddit memes
I'm liking elira so far, she seems to be super ambitious.
>MinecraftBUY BUY BUY
creating threads won't make you better faggots, I give you two weeks to move to the next fad.
Jesus that schedule is packed
>They went all in on dragoncoin
>gura sticker in donationslmaohow do you have no decency to not enable donations on debut? This is what you get.
>>3744779Debuts happen once anon, I'll catch the vod if it sounds interesting.
>>3744719We're not on /jp/ anymore you sperg, the only reason we got those debut threads was because people ignored the split so it forces the mods to make a sticky
1-2 pm pst streams, another good time slot.
>>3744719sticky would only bring utter cancer to these threads for the next several weeks.
>>3744778you're a faggot
>>3744528Enstars music stream when
Fuck this, Finna butt is my only hope now, i'm going bankrupt..
Why are they packing the week with so many streams this week? Do they want people to experience Nijisanji EN fatigue already?
>>3744779Aren't you missing it right now?
SAVE US FROM THE DAD JOKES FISH
>>3745091Weird nitpick my dude.
>>3745079This. Betting it all on this degenerate now.
>>3745091Honestly yeah, I understand riding the hype, but all 3 of them having something everyday? people are bound to burnout, fuck I feel burnt out already
>>3744923I feel like killing myself. Fairy chads won.
>>3744942>>gura sticker in donationswhat the fuck
DUMB FISH STARTED HER STREAM EARLY
IT'S TIME FOR THE FISH
i want to think their weeks are packed so that new members can debut next month
She got botan's laugh!
FISH YOUR STREAM DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Uhhhhh, finana started her stream early and it immediately went down.
>live stream offlineuh
>>3744701>use this shitty thread full of holofags spamming shit memes instead of the designated generalNope
FISH IS DEAD
Fish is OFFLINE HAHAHAHAHA
Why don't the mods sticky one fucking thread?
>>3745467Because they'd be infested with cancer.
Buy dragonSell fish
yeah now that all for niji en.
Holy shit fish what the fuck!!?
Oh man... Maybe the best debut is one that never happened.
>ALREADY SCUFFINGIT'S A DISASTERMERMAID COIN ON THE GROUND
>>3745091>>3745219I think the actual reason is that the Niji application process pressures you to say you'll stream every day so they want to do that the first way to impress Ichikara/they were pressured into going with their wordt. applied to NijiEN and did a lot of research
So i got home in time to watch like the last 5 minutes of dragon girl, wasnt she very uhhhhhhhh weak? No taste in games or notthing particular overall
>>3744528She’s trending on Twitter which will be good promo. I’m too sleepy to watch her stream though.
Just tell the bitch to make another stream REEEEEEEEEE
>>3745662I have a feeling she’ll appeal more to a female audience
>>3745662Her singing is kind of popular, might want to check that out.
>Hana laughing at fish's misfortuneWhat a bitch.
these are actually the smoothest Niji debuts so far, fish failing actually brings us back to normal
Big Pomu Energy won...
HANA ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROLOH NONONO
>>3745463both threads are exactly the same in terms of shitty meme spam levels, anon
>the commented debut stream trying so hard to cover for this
SHE STARTED EARLYNOW ITS SCUFFED
>>3745720Tf u mean?
BUY THE FISH COIN DIP
>>3745654The application only asked for 3 a week though right? unless that was something they push in later rounds, which is ironic, because Deron and Mito were also expected to stream a certain amount to which they just said "fuck it"
How did you fucks even like Pomu? Her voice made me want to impale my eardrums. I can relate to some of her anime and games tastes but I don't know if I will be able to listen to her, she's annoying as fuck. Elira, on the other hand, is just boring but at least the voice is nice, maybe I'll tune in only for karaoke streams
>>3745747Thank God they had that stream, otherwise they would be totally up the creek
IT'S OVERNIJISANJI BTFO'D
>>3745091Or they want people to get used to them? Who knows.
>>3744719Sticky's are cancer fuck that
sick debut fishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV1WFsRXksM
https://twitter.com/rena_yorumi/status/1393762982652366857If only Yorumi-san could save this debut
I hope she doesn't start the stream sobbing.
>8 second debut videoAmazing fish
WR Debut Any%
Why are they all debuting in the same night
What's wrong with her stream?
>They're creating actual history at this pointHana...
*fucks up the scheduling*FINANA DIES FOR YOUR SINS
>>3745904uhhh, rate the stream?
Guess this is what to expect from a pre-debut only vtuber
Alright.RATE THE STREAM.
Fuck,Cover sent an assassin to kill the fish isn't it?
Ocean Man is down!!!! I repeat Ocean Man is down!!!!1
>Nijisanji “English”>It’s four bongs in the morning hereWell fuck you too
>>3745829past Niji's experience with the in-person application process talked about how Ichikara wanted them to stream daily quite strongly
>8 secondsYikes. Yikes. Yikes.
>what's your favorite out out of these staggering TWO optionsis hana retarded
>>3746124NEW LINK FOR THE FISH
I love the dragon girl, she has reine's aura but also entertaining
Someone will hang for this. Fish better make up for it by being a good vtuber.
>>3745949I wanna smack her head whenever she says that stupid "konrena~"
>>3745672Who is trending?
so this.. is the power....... of nijiEN...................
>>3746051At least it was over quickly
BROS WE GOT WALFIE NOW
>>3746310Elira or whatever her name is.
>>3745833Going for purely cute voices in western women is an automatic fail, it never works. You go for voices with personality, that is what Hololive EN understood despite their other fuck ups.
Pomu the only one posting te link in comments. She really is best girl.
>>3746346Pomu was made specifically for him.
READY TO SEETHE /VT/?
>>3746346NIJICOIN IS INCLINING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS
>It's already a disaster
Honestly all their designs are better than the other company
>>3746353What other fuck ups?
>>3746346Walfie adores Gremlins, checks out
>>3746346>Walfie arts of NijiENLETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You dont get it, this is nijisanjis way to build hype, techincal difficulties
>>3746346INVEST INVEST INVEST INVESTOnce Walfie makes a smol pomu it's going to the moon!
>>3746346i hope he does animations of them
>>3746428I hate the lack of color diversity personally, they're also slightly over-designed in my opinion. dragon is the only one that immediately struck me as good
>>3746353>You go for voices with personality, that is what Hololive EN understood despite their other fuck ups.They’re all (except Kiara) doing their natural voices.
So what were the numbers? Any of the girls got to the 100k?
Shit fish, I had the highest hopes for you since you had the cutest design.This is such a disaster. Someone will hang for this.
>>3746428Gura and Amelia > Niji EN > Rest of Holo EN
Do you faggots fear the dragon?
>>3746346you know most people will watch both instead of being a corporate shill right
Walfie is going to boost NijiEN if he decides to simp for Pomu as hard has he has for Amelia
>>3746576Pomu has the cutest design dumb bitch
>A vtuber with green hair finallyshe is already based
>3D Confirmed UHHHHHHHHHHHH BROS?
>>3746589No. She was bland and was such a fake bitch. Fairy had soul. Fish has the best debut so far.
Ok in want nijien to fail but not like this, at least debut first you goddamn fart fish!
>>3746346Pomu coin gonna skyrocket.
And you were asking what the stream on the main channel is for.
Start the fuckinjg thing already ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>3746428They're only better than Kiara's original costume
Stop numberfagging Hana
>>3746680heres your (you), faggot. now shut the fuck up please.
>>3746701>It will also affect other NijiEN coinsWIN ALSO FOR ME
>>3746579Are you me?
fish is retarded
Hana being a schizo rn
>>3746579>Ame so strong that she beats the others even with Gura weighing her downfucking based
>>3746719it's for making me like hana even less apparently
>15KHOW THE FUCK IS FISHCOIN INCLINING LIKE THIS
I BELIEVE IN YOU FISHE CAM ON JUST STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3746680Niji's 3D's models are a little shitty but they don't take forever to make them unlike Cover, I think their tech is a bit better to.
>Hana is numberfagging
Holy fuck so many saviorfags on Finana stream
>making her predebut look bad so that her actual samey debut looks good in comparison and to garner pity points
SELL FISHCOIN BUY HANACOIN !!!!!!
enter coco (kill me pls kek)
Holy shit Coco, I kneel
Hellooooo??? Fishie fishie fishie???? Where are you???
hey guys I finally managed to herd everyone into one thread
>>3746050Man, what a retard made this
DEBUT ALREADY YOU RETARDED FISH!!!
>>3746346BUY FAIRYCOIN NOW
>>3746813don't worry it'll be half that by the time she goes live
DAMIN T THIS FUCKING FISH, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BIG POMU ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3746810P I C K E D U P
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FISH
fish having a mental breakdown right now...
GURA/AME 25KCOCO 25KFISH 15KTonight is poppin'
>>3746428The designs are all pretty boring but I'm still willing to give them a chance in a month or so once they're settled in.
I don't know how to feel about this Nijibros...
>>3746050Hana: Let's make rrats for why she's laterratbros is she our queen?
So this is the power of cringe twitter memes...
>deliberately delaying the second stream to maximize ability to get people to show back up4d chess mermaid
>>3746849YO IT'S KIRYUU!
HOLD UNTO THE FISHCOIN BOYSHOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>3746589I fear her not talking enough about liking otome gacha, I need to know her A3 oshi
Fish is already has the saviorfags locked in.
CAM ON FISHEI BELIEVE YOU'RE THE BEST OUT OF THE THREELETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3746680>dabbing on HoloEN already
I LOVE POMU!!!!!
Poor Hana, she must be shitting herself having to save this whole situation
>>3746791So business as usual?
>>3746104What's with timing? Is it mostly aimed at SEAfags? Is that why ID is involved?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING FISH
>>3744677this was predictablehttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/3668097/#3685765
>trusting predebut streamers that were predebut in their first lifeSomething tells me the 4th choice would have been better. Is the 4th choice reading this I believe in you!
Hana please, don't encourage the numberfags...
BRING US THE FISH
i feel bad for the fish.... she must be crying...
HANA LOVES NUMBERS!
FISH IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A SHITPOSTER JUST START THE STREAM
>>3746819>I think their tech is a bit better to.Isn't Cover literally a tech company? kek
>viewership keeps risingmastermind fish
>>3746923SHE IS THE BEST OF THE THREE
>>3746919IM GONNA BUY THE DIP THE FIRST SHE FARTED ON STREAM
>Don't stream>Get the biggest numbers of the entire branchShe cracked the code
imagine if she thinks she's streaming right nowand is just talking to nobody
>>3746579>>3746799This is actually the mind of Teakeks
>>3746813US SAVIOURFAGS ARE TO POWERFUL, DOXXFAGS ARE SEETHING
FISH IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
So all of them are SEAfags right? They really are half-assing this.
She has an edging/denial fetish and we're playing right into it, aren't we?
Did she give up? lol
I'll admit the commentary makes this a little easier to bear than when Gura was late. Maybe it was a good idea after all?
cant even debut
BRAPFISH IS ALREADY THE BEST UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>3746930You also love black cock you faggot, stop posting this in every thread before I beat the everloving shit out of your mother with my bare hands after clamping bear traps on both her legs
Sell Dragon coin sell Fairy coin!
>>3744528>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>3746972It was supposed to be, then it turned out they could make more money using their tech to stream as anime girls than by selling the technology.
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!15K waiting
ALREADY GRADUATED>ALREADY GRADUATEDALREADY GRADUATED>ALREADY GRADUATEDALREADY GRADUATED>ALREADY GRADUATEDALREADY GRADUATED>ALREADY GRADUATEDALREADY GRADUATED>ALREADY GRADUATED
Is she ogey?
one of the producers knocked over her bowl...
IT'S FUCKING OVER SELL SELL SELL
If fish just never shows up she will eventually have the highest viewer count in youtube history
>>3746934nah, there is a unique calmness that comes upon one when the fuckup is someone else's and you can't do anything about it and won't be blamed in any way. Hana is in the zone.
RETARD FISH LOVE>RETARD FISH LOVERETARD FISH LOVE>RETARD FISH LOVERETARD FISH LOVE>RETARD FISH LOVERETARD FISH LOVE>RETARD FISH LOVE
>>3746943It's aimed at americans and canadiansYou know, the only people that actually superchat
JUST LET ME SEE THE FUCKING FISH ALREADY
fish really is the kiara of nijien, huh..
HURRY UP FISH
>>3746894I didn't realize this until her debut but goddamn her character design is attractivePOMU LOVE
Imagine what would happen if she wasn't the last one.Also stop calling her a fish. Its a """tropical mermaid""" without any fish or tropical characteristics.
Is she doing this on purpose to attract saviorfags? Seems like it's working.
>starts the stream after 10 minute delay>5 minute loading screen>finally shows up sitting in a pool of water>looks around for a couple seconds>BRRAAAAAAPP>winks>ends the streamPLEASE
>>3746994>Winning move was to not playKino.
>SCUFFED STREAM>SCUFFED STREAM>SCUFFED STREAM>SCUFFED STREAM>SCUFFED STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7QDQFFCXqU mommy making a pizza !
>>3747040FUCK THIS LEECH
>>3746810I'm gonna put my face into her armpits
I LOVE YOU RETARD FISH JUST STREAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The holo fish was also late, her number's gonna go to the moon!
>>3746104english means america and everyone knows it, limey
>>3747010tfw Ichikara already predicted her being retarded
I need to get to sleep can this fucking fish debut....
Deep fried mermaid.
Fish debut better be longer than the others
God I hate Hana so much
>>3747071She'll be the Gura of NijiEN if she's late for another 5 minutes
>>3746947>thinks Reine is boring.absolute garbage taste, opinion discarded.
>>3746972Yea but its really old and outdated tech, they took a bunch of tech that was already out there and mashed it together and copyrighted it essentially.Its why you have sub 100 3D chubbas with amazing tech and Cover with their absolute trash where they can't even properly hold objects.
>>3746810LET MY LICK THEM
just get it done with
>>3746996NO NO NO NOOOO
>>3746996This literally just happened to Lamy today
>>3744779Can't watch. I have relatives over and this shit is embarrassing.
When will saviorfags get tired of spamming hearts?
>>3746810CONSIDER THE SCENT
so this was supposed to kill holoEN huh nijibros..interesting...
WHY ARE WE WAITING, WHY ARE WE WAITING, WHY ARE WE WAITING
Nothing is separating them from the sea of indie vtubers right now. It's very... normal? I guess? I just haven't seen anything that really stands out.
Man i dont have a problem with niji but holy shit it would be so funny if the stream never goes online
I LOVE HANA SO MUCH!
>>3746972Cover literally uses HTC vive trackers for 3d. You can see it in some of the office tour videos on youtube
I LOVE HER ALREADY BROS
Pan fried fish is pretty good
>>3746996Oh my god shut the fuck up you're probably right
WHERE'S THE FISH
FISH GOT HOOKED AND EATEN, NO MORE FISH HERE
I'm genuinely worried right now
>>3747193I haven't seen her do anything since she first played Doom. I don't remember her being so obnoxious.
it's like grown men fighting over sony vs xboxthis is sad to watch
Hopefully she's an emotionally stable person and not a complete menhera.
>>3746104It’s 11pm here
COME TO MEME REVIEW REDDIT DRAGON IS STREAMING WITH A LITERAL FIGURE!
>>3747103I would kneel
fish hurry up
NIJISANJI EN CHANNEL LOVE
>>3746576I knew she’d be boring to contrast with the best design
>>3747103I this happens I'll unironically oshi her
Probably having a breakdown.
I can't decide what's sadder, Finana's debut derp or whatever the fuck Coco is doing.
>she forgot to press the button in OBS
Reminder that you're not allowed to like Nijisanji talent because they work for the wrong company
Why would the company account get to 100k before any of the talents?
>I CANT DEBUT>I CANT DEBUT>I CANT DEBUT
>>3746919BUY FISHCOIN NOW
>>3747099She is dropping back below 15k already
what do i need to do to make hana shut up forever
>>3747086That anime had some really nice monster girl designs.
the Aloe of NijiEN...
>>3747306nah they are saying on the en channel that she is having technical difficulties
>>3747239some will, but the ones that don't will become the most powerful of gachikois. fish knows what she's doing
Please fish start your stream... I don't want to keep watching meme review...
She's got that Minnesota internetFor reference, one of our biggest providers caps the upload speed at 0.3mbpsShe won't be able to stream EVER
>>3747360I will never watch meme review even if nobody else is streaming
>pomu's intro videofucking fantastic, i'm already all in
fish please debut...
They better pay Hana extra for carrying this shit with her bad jokes.
Somehow better than Coco!
DEBUT YOU FISHBRAIN
>half a debut length latefish...
I LIKED BOTH POMU AND ELIRA, YOU N-N-N-NEGATIVE NANCYS CAN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE HEART AND SOUL AND I WILL TREASURE THEM SO.
>>3747421It's also the official clip channel
I want to FUCK the fairy!
I kinda like this autistic retard now
FAIRY LOVEDRAGON LOVEMERMAID LOVEHANA LOVE!
>>3747145Best networking vtuber
It's over.... Holo won....
THIS IS MADNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Since we've got nothing better to do, someone redpill me on Bonnivier.
>THE DRAGON IS LIVETHE DRAGON IS LIVE>THE DRAGON IS LIVETHE DRAGON IS LIVE>THE DRAGON IS LIVETHE DRAGON IS LIVEIt's over boys
>stream starts>BRAAAAP!>stream ends
>15k waiting>still rising in viewsactually a smart plan after all kek
WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?!
>>3747462Technical difficulties can mean anything
>>3746943Well it's primetime for us in the US, and no one cares at all about europe
>carrying the debut
Numbers going down. Can't wait much longer.
SELL SELL SELL
https://youtu.be/MC6yl3CyePAWhat's the point of this?
FISH LETS GO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE ME FROM MEME REVIEW
>>3747103levels of kino that shouldn't even be possible
hana is autistic
FISH YOU CAN DO IT CMON
Hana truly the MVP in this
Stream's cancelled because Finana had a breakdown.Hana will break the news in 6 minutes.
>>3747246Elira is the only one who can compete. Buy now.
>Waiting already fell under 15k
>>3747544UNDER 15 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah fuck this, I already watched my wife Pomu and her cute dragon girlfriend, I'm back to watching Ame
Can you nijikeks stop making threads about your DOA tubers please? Nobody is going to watch them. I’ll never understand why they didn’t just make this board for hololive only. I’m sick of seeing nobodies on the front page.
>>3747531>Streaming with a figureOH NONONONO
>>3747421The english account has been an existing source of clips and animations
where the fuck is the debut?
>she can't even debut
This bodes poorly
>>3746947>disliking ReineChoke on a bowl of dicks.
I just like seeing Hana get so much attention in a thread. Feels nice.
she is going to get bullied into graduation by her senpai for this, isnt she?
it's 5am and i'm fucking dying PLEASE get on with it
2 VTUBER ROLLOUT
>>3747398Yep, now we have to wait until she calms down
Any minute now.
Viewers are going down she’s losing them
>approaching 15 minutes late........
>>3746849>>3747409what the fuk
>>3747544It's going down now.
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FISH!!!!!
>>3747600oh fuck I just noticed
NOT EVEN /WVT/ LEVEL
HANA CARRY OUR SINS
>>3747565covering their asses
BELOW 15K>BELOW 15KBELOW 15K>BELOW 15KBELOW 15K>BELOW 15K
Fish...please....check your youtube...You might stream without clicking those Go Live button...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNING
FAIRY IS BASED. DRAGON IS NORMAL FAG. FISH IS SCUFFED AMOGUS POSTER. BUY FAIRY COIN. GRADUATE HANA LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>3747484going down now.RIP
>>3747547FUCKYOU KILLED HER
bet you 5 i can speedrun graduation
FFS how is this so hard??Open OBS > Open VTuber Studio > Press "Go Live"
>15 minutesfucking fish I have to wageslave in 5 hours stop wasting my time
>>3747589I have sources that have independently verified this
Fish is actually having a psychotic episode
It's 4am in the morning, plz debut fish
The best debut is to not debut at all!
NGL, I'm not a Nijibro but I hope you people AT LEAST get her debut.
w-what's happening? I was doomposting ironically but I hope she can actually fucking debut, this is really embarrassing
Why do I feel like she's having a mental breakdown?
Somebody please tell fish to turn her stream on.
I'm making a cup of tea.
hana is cute i've never really watched her until now
SHE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST ONE NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3747243CONTEMPLATE THE AROMA
Hana and Bon must be seething internally. I wonder what niji suit is getting skinned. Please, please don't be crying when the streams starts. Don't do it.
>>3747654Let's not go that far.
>you will never streak ropes of cum onto Fina's visage as she gently strokes you off with generous amounts of lube with one hand while she assembles a keyboard with the other>you will never fill elira's throat with your cock after she uses her singing voice tone to beg for a facefucking>you will never use pomu as an onahole>you will never get off between Elira's legs that go for fucking miles
>>3747565Boost Hana's numbers
SHE'S LOSING THE CROWDS, HURRY
The fish is now exactly 1 shark latethe difference is Gura was late for 25% of her debut, Finana is now late for more than half
why are savior fags like this.
>>3747726being this late she probably is freaking out
>Mermad stalling with "technical issues" until meme review is overDo nijiniggers really?
Hana's EN debut is going really well
GUYS I WAS FROZEN FOR 6515616565615 YEARS DID THE STREAM START YET?
SELLING MY FUCKING FISH COIN RIGHT NOW
OK back to watching my indies guess
>>3747738NO! hana is NOT cutewhat the fuck is wrong with you
>>3747628At least it's not VShojo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PESCADO DE MIERDA, DEBUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>scuffed streamFina Fina Finaaa....
They should graduate all 3 of these absolute monstrosities
WHERE'S SEX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is almost like fishing in real life.
COME ON YOU STUPID FISH
>>3747554Always liked Hana
ITS DROPPING NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONOONNONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She's not fine Hana...you know this....
>>3747853HOLDJUST 5 MORE MINUTES NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO NO NO FISHBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
FISH C'MON, IT'S 5AM, MY EYES HURT, I WANT TO SLEEP
i invested in full on fish coin in the off chance she proved everyone wrong im fucking financially ruined
So who throttled her internet?
KEEP SELLING FAGS I'LL BUY THEM ALL.
She shitted so hard it blew up her modem
>>3747725The other two were better than excepted but I really didn't except any just not debuting
>She shat herself right before the stream and is desperately trying to clean up in the shower
I'll subscribe for Hana instead
AAAA THE NUMBERS KEEP GOING DOWN
FOOLS, this is all part of the fish's plan. She's unfucking Niji's retarded scheduling and waiting for the GurAme podcast and the reddit meme review to end before streaming.
>wHat'S tHe pOinT Of hAna sTrEAmInG???exactly this
>>3747860I didnt think i would like pomu the most
I would personally like to take this opportunity to kill all redditors and saviorfags.
CAM ON MERMAID
Honestly I'm starting to think the fairy is the least cringe of them all.
>>3747754Oh I bet they're absolutely pissed. But honestly, thank god they were their to keep things rolling and help pass the time during this whole fuck up.
>>3747409Coco, cause it's the third time she does something like this, and it didn't work the first two times. Meme reviews lives from the guest interaction.
This is just pathetic...
>>3747754Hana and bon seething internally but christ imagine if they DIDN'T have that going on
Shes pulling a gura boys
they're slowly losing it...
The ID nijis are actually making me wanna just pack up and go
>10 minutes lateIs Fishgirl going to make it?
>>3747770AT LEAST THEY CAN DEBUT
>>3747954EURO FAGS FUCK OFF KEK
>Hana shitting on amongusfagsBased!
post yfw you invested in fishcoin
She's bawling her eyes out right now as we speak
>>3747967>implying she wouldn't stream while shitting
>>3747977She did this to herself
These two are doing a heroic job of stalling but WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FISH
Gura kek this dork
Hana's pulling an herculean effort.
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOT THE FISH THEY CAUGHT HER
>using peko in a nijisanji streamHoly shit I didn't think EOPs/SOPs couldn't get any stupider
coco, please stop, i need to see the fish, don't make this hard.
>>3747682>start streaming>too early>panic, squirt ink at PC>PC locks up>wait, I'm not a squid!>who am I, even?>have panic attack while PC smokes
Is Hana high on drugs?
>lost 1k viewers in the past 5 minutesShit. I was really hoping she'd blow /jp/ out of the water.
>>3747934I'm glad Hitomi Chris got graduated because her ultra short torso and dumb bangs piss me off
>>3747934I will punch you in the throat
Ok I am really starting to feel bad for her...
Holochads are laughing at us bros....
Hana is pretty funny
>>3747934Why didn't she just pay the guy who she got the streaming equipment from?
Hana is trying her best...
It's over for her. This mermaid is Fin-ished
ITS FUCKING OVER BROS IM RUINED
This is why you have debuts longer than 20 minutes lmao
IT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPINGIT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPINGIT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPINGIT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPINGIT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPINGIT'S DROPPING>IT'S DROPPING
>>3747891A+Best laugh I've had all day.
Aloe vs. Finana. Which early graduation hit you the hardest?
>>3748023>EURO FAGS FUCK OFF KEKGLADLY
fish de butt lol
Is Fish going to be mentally prepared?Her anxiety is probably through the roof
>>3748031Why the fuck would you invest in fishcoin?
>>3748025Hana is BASED
Fuck it. 6 am, I'm going to sleep. Holy fucking cringe, all three of them.
>>3747860holy fucking based, i keep liking her more
>>3747860POMU LOVETHE SAVIOR OF NIJIEN
Ina >= Pomu > Ame > Gura = Elira > Mori > SHIT > Kiara = Fish
>>3747603she can't be dead on arrival if she doesn't arrive
>>3747871DALE ATUN DEL ORTO LA ESCAMOSA CONCHA DE TU MADRE
PLEASE I INVESTED ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS IN FISHCOIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm putting my life savings in Shark and Fairy coin.
>>3748083CAAAAARRRLLOOOOOSSS FUCK YOU WHERE'S MY FISH
HOLD THE COINSDO NOT SELL
SELL FISHCOIN BITCH ACTUALLY HAS THE AUDACITY TO BE 30 MINUTES LATE TO HER OWN DEBUT
Any minute now...
INB4 SUBS DROP
Moving so fast no one will notice this Lulu
Okay, fishfags, it's time to batter her and fry up.
... Who was Fish's old roommate again?
SHE HAS TO BE LOSING HER SHIT
>I keep on hearing a sound from this tab and I have no clue what's causing itGoddamn it I've been waiting so long that I'm becoming a schizo
God I'm getting nervous not only for the fish but for the two having to improvise shit on the spot.
I remember what the board was like at the beginning... remember when (we) called it unmoderated garbage..? I wish to go back in time, there, then, to that board... even back on /jp/ the HoloEN debut threads weren't this bad... when did (we) become cringe and lose the kino..? The community... fix it...
>>3748053>hurr durr mortal enemiesgrow up
>Get doxxed before debut>Have a ton of embarrassing old info dug up about you, including all of your fetishes and how you said Nigger as a 13 year old>Try to be funny on Twitter, get called a whore>Fuck up your debut time and have a panic attack>Every anti shizo on /vt/ latches onto you as a resultBeing fish is suffering.
This whole thing is probably going to make her even more nervous, I hope she can handle it.
>>3747860PICKED BACK UP
>>3748053now I understand why nijifags call them holobronies
>The NijiKeks actually signed a fucking menhera for NijiENWhere did they go wrong???
>fish gave up already
>>3747954same i just wanna go to sleep finally
This is just sad
>now under 14.5kO O F
FISH WAKE UP
Why would you give up being a vtuber at the last minute?
>>3748031I invested in fairy so I'm ogey
>>3748209The one that never debuted
NUMBER GO DOWN
We've gone past the point where being late is a potential buff, it's all debuff from here
>>3748203I notice every lulu
HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL HODL
Brapfish doko....I just wanna go to sleep.... it’s 5 amplease brapfish
>fisherman is saying not to catch fishKayfabe ruined
>>3748083She's sleeping with the fishes
>>3747871>>3748150IMAGINATE INVERTIR EN EL PESCADO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Well, at least when I bought Mercoin it was worth shit, so I lost shit.
>>3747954Sup fellow eurobro.
>It's been almost 20 minuteshttps://youtu.be/5xD1FAOJI84
Guys, I'm gonna do something else, bye
Gotta give it to hanna shes actually managing to be quite cute and not as desperate as you would expect after 20 godamn minutes lol
This is incredibally unprofessional. This honestly gives all of Nijisanji a bad look. Make sure to complain to management and suggest the fish be graduated immediately.
This thread needs Jesus
How do we calm Fish's anxiety attack down?
Inb4 "oh I thought my debut was supposed to be later teehee"
i know im gonna regret waiting for this
>Finna an hero'd from all the abuse before her debut even startedHow would Hana and the other guy even handle it if this ended up being what happened?
Fish is doing 4D chess.Now when they do their debut tomorrow or another day, they'll have all the attention to themselves.
TINGTINGTINGATTENTION /vt/I WILL NEVER SELL MY POMUCOIN
Fuck this. I'm edging so goddamn much I can't take it anymore. She needs to STREAM NOW
>>3748215it's probably the streamable of the fish's fucked up debut.
why is hana so obsessed with numbers its probably making fish nervous
oh no 30k sub
dead fish <><
>Moving on alreadyLMAO SCUFFED
>>3748225What are her fetishes? You know, aside from scat.
This shit is just sad
>Fish Tank views increasing>Saddest meme review views increasing>Toilet humor NijiEN droppingAll is well in the world
imagine if her computer died or something and she has to delay her debut until she finds a replacement
>>3747986actually it'd be le poisson, but if you want a feminine subject(Déterminant) you can go with La sirène(mermaid)
>>3748203because of you we don't have a cute shota in nijiEN....
>>3748257the vtwitterer life
DEBUTS K I P P E D
Bros I wanna save her...
>let's just move onfucking lmao
>>3748031>Invested in Fairy Coin>Bought more when everyone sold over the PP energy and lewd jokesI"M RICH!
And here I was thinking my first stream was horrible. I mean it was atrocious but at least I made it.
HANA HATES FISH
OH NO THEY'RE SKIPPING HER DEBUT MERMAIDBROS
>MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SEGMENT >MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SEGMENT >MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SEGMENT >MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SEGMENT >MOVE ON TO THE NEXT SEGMENT
This is just sad.
>>3747954ich fühle mit dir...
>>3748225Her fetish chart sold me on her. No girl that wants those things done to her can be bad.
>DEBUT SKIPPEDSELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Fish debut cancelled
So Finana confirmed the menhera of NijiEn, yes?
I think im actually becoming a fan of fish because she doesnt stream
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Seriously, what's taking her so long?
She's 15 minutes late now. I'm doing something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePAPOMU AND ELIRA HERE
I hated these debuts but I actually hope she's ok and not like having a breakdown or crying in the bathtub. Jesas, menhera debuts are hard.
>>3748301Imagina no invertir en la dragon jajajajaj
>>3748301la pija, yo deposité mis patacones en el dragon
"Let's hope that Finana figures everything out."OH SHIT
>>3748252So...this is the power of Centurylink...
I just realized that Elira's glove is a Falconer's glove for dragon training, not a knockoff Power Glove.
THEY'RE HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePATHEY'RE HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePATHEY'RE HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePATHEY'RE HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC6yl3CyePA
>MISSED HER OWN DEBUTMISSED HER OWN DEBUT>MISSED HER OWN DEBUTMISSED HER OWN DEBUT>MISSED HER OWN DEBUTMISSED HER OWN DEBUT>MISSED HER OWN DEBUTMISSED HER OWN DEBUT
>>3747860YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SUPPORTING EACHOTHER
>main stream is trying to buy time
>>3748257Doesn't she have experience already?Probably just shit connection or cables breaking
postponed debut to tomorrow.NGMI
>Fish already graduatedOH NO NO NO
MOVING ON HOLY SHIT....
>SAVEDHANA CHADDIA I KNEEL
sorry bros I was giving her the daily seed pump she should be live shortly after she cleans the mess
>they just fucking moved on without her
>MOVED ONF for Fishy
>doing the entire conversation collab without her because they can't delay stuff that longokay at this point she's seriously fucked up
>>3748225Most unfortunate. Hope she isn't actually a wreck during this.
>>3748372Loli, rape (masochist), DDLG, deepthroat, something like that
>>3748193The fucking gall, did you forget that Gooruh was 45 minutes late for her own debut? It's the fish curse I tell you
>Fish is dead in the waterOH NO NO NO
She's not going to debut today kek
Hana is a fucking savage
WHAT THE FUCK
>>3748080>Why didn't she just pay the guy who she got the streaming equipment from?she did, she fucked him and his brother at the same time, the problem is she gave them both VD.
>Let's move on to the next segmentLMAO FISH'S DEBUT GOT FUCKING SKIPPED
THANK GOD POMU IS HERE
BIG POMU LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3748125I don't know anything about these girls I just saw a fish girl and I like fish
>>3748225I want to hug the fish and cheer her up so bad.
It's akirose all over again
Kind of a weird decision to only debut with 2 chuubas
>Let's talk for a minute with the TWO LazuLight membersfish already forgotten
I AM FINANCIALLYRUINNEDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kinda reminded me of my college online graduation
IT'S UNIRONICALLY OVER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
inb4 she's fucking up on purpose
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>3748358Oh shit that was it. Thank you anon my sanity is saved.
Can we get one of the other two do a "waiting steam" like the ones FBK does?
THE UTTER STATE OF FISHKEKS
I FEEL SO FUCKING BAD FOR FISH HOLY SHIT
POMU DROP THE BIG PP THING AND YOU WILL BE MY ENGLISH OSHI
FISH IS FUCKING DEAD
I'm out senpai
>>3748225>act like a whore>get called a whore>don't act like a whore>don't get called a whoreit really is that easyjust don't be a whore
>>3748378Im impressed fishtank and meme reciew remained untouched. I tought those 2 overlappong qould affect each other
Oh god, I know you guys wanted her to graduate but at least let her debut.
NOT LIKE THISNOT LIKE THISFISH WAKE UUUUUUUUUUP
Jesas, I really feel bad for the mermaid.
>>3748372I don't remember the whole thing off the top of my head, but the top ones her getting forcefully throatfucked by big dicks and asphyxiation play.
>the two lazulight members
God is a fish anti
holy shit thats brutal
>mfw I didn't buy into the fish coin meme
>>3748458Is the midwest really that bad?
>HOLD in the chatStop breaking containment retards
>fuck the fish lets keep goingbased Hana
HOW DO WE SAVE HER
>2 little PPsH-hot
>>3748380Just pull a Moona and debut with crappy laptop and mobile data.
>>3747870Seethe and cope when the Holo x Vshojo collab happens faggot
>>3748203lulu is too cute not to notice anon...
Fartfish world record graduation
They fear the dragon, but I can see the truth!Buying dragon coins now!
>I am forgotten.
At this point her manager should get her on a discord call, log into her account, and just stream for her since she can't figure it out
DOWN DOWN DOWNTO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA
>"Airing my pits"
>>3748225I love her already. Unironically.
This bitch really said fuck it and dippedI respect that
>Big Leauged her DebutBASED
>AIRING HER PITS
>>3748522Oh it'll be a graduation alright.
ARMPIT CHADS... WE WON
alright that’s enough with the pp jokes
>moving onSELL YOUR FISH COINS, FISH IS GOING DOWN
FISH IS FUCKING FRIED RIGHT NOW
>airing my pitsthis fucking whore needs to get raped
IMAGINE THE SMELL
>AIRING MY PITSUOOOOOOOOHHH
>AIRING MY TITS
What were the final numbers for each debut?
>airing my pitsCONCEPTUALIZE THE FRAGRANCE
This hana special killed fish more than she just being late
Fish... Please get it together and stream...
HANA'S SMELLY PITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3748512Hana was trying to keep talking for 20 minutes lol, i dont think she could hold on anylonger
WHERE THE FUCK DID SHE GOOOOOO
>13.87krip van fish
FAIRYCOIN GOING THROUGH THE ROOF
ITS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
Is she going to be another Aloe?
They moved on... It's over.FishNiggas BTFO
GRADUATION SPEEDRUN>ANY %
ARMPIT STREAMERSARMPIT STREAMERS
>the 2 lazulight membersdamn fish already graduated
F for fish
>>3748513>no collardon't care about the rest of the picturefish deserves this
>2hu fanWE'RE GOING BACK TO /jp/ BROOOOOOOOOOS
MY FUCKING GOD SOMEBODY, SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THE GODDAMN FISH AAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS FISH IS ONLY BAIT
Based /jp/ fairy
>>3748636i meanwhat else is she gonna do?
DIAMOND FUCKING HANDSHOLD FISH CHADSKINO IS ON THE MENU
What DOES armpit mean?
>>3748718Aloe lasted longer than 7 seconds
NOT LIKE THIS, I WANT TO HEAR HER VOICE
Fish isn't there because she's in my basement right now don't worry
So what happens if you skip your own debut? Do you get suspended for a week or something?
It's fucking over
>As a 2hu fan I am obligated to say armpitsBASED POMU BASED BASED
>fish gets insta-graduated>now all that's left are the sassy black woman gif usersI was almost worried they'd be allowed to interact with Hayama Marin (my girlfriend) but these brainlets won't even make it another 6 months
>>3748622Who is this?
>>3748513>Favorite: Double Penetration>Okay: You and 2 maleswhat
Poor Finana. Finana LOVE!
>>3748561Shut it, whore
>as a touhou fan I'm obligated to say armpitsSHES /jp/
why are they talking about armpits
She's 20 mins late, what the fuck is her problem?
AIIIEEEEEEEEEE THE 2HUS WIN AGAIN I KNEEL
>>3748225Alright when did she say nigger I'm curious now
>>3748327Oh how the mighty have fallen
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MERCOINS?
>airing my pitsYou know what, Niji might be cool after all
Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute Pomu cute
>As a touhou fan I'm obliged to say armpitsBUY BUY BUYFAIRY COIN LITERALLY GOING TO THE MOON
>She didn't make it in time so they just decided to graduate herSavage
I didn't expect this. This was the only girl without vtubing experience, she was a png tuber only.You think Fairy and Dragon feel for her or are they seething that this major event is fucked?
Should've had guys in the group to tard wrangle.
2HUCHADS WE'RE IN
>>3748484>all that shit (no pun intended) plus scatThat's it. I'm bullying your fish
Finana just got a last minute email from Cover, that's why she had to drop out.
>m-muh secrit club
>>3748795Because the dragon's armpits are sweaty
Pomu instantly internally fangirls and wiggles around the moment Hana starts talking.
Fish filleted herself.
I'M HOLDING EVEN IF I HAVE TO BE HERE UNTIL TOMORROW BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FISH JUST FUCKING STREAM
NIJI MANAGERS IF YOU ARE HERE PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT FISH, I DON'T WANT HER TO START THE FINAL YAB.
Fairy is based.
POMUBROS JUST KEEP ON WINNING
>>3748773this is not poggers dood
Guys what the fuck is going on?
Knowing the Nijisanji track record for members who make mistakes, Fish is probably going to get bullied. I don't like her but she doesn't deserve that
>she's gonna beat Aloe in the graduation% speedrun
Did we get too cocky, fishbros?
She hasnt finished fucking her boyfriend thats why shes late
This is VOMS all over again.
the big holo competitorat last i truly see
>>3748837should've had guys for tech support at the least
did anyone save the 7s stream?
>>3748775nice girlfriend, she's got a huge fuckin mouth
Fish is ruining the entire debut by forcing them to improv for half an hour
>>3748823FAIRIES TO THE MOONLUNARIANS WATCH OUT
>Dropped down 13kTHE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NIJIKEKS
FINANA FOREVER A TBA TUBER
FASTEST BRAAAAPFASTEST DEBUTFASTEST GRADUATIONI KNEEEL
POMU CARRYING THIS ENTIRE EN DEBUT
FIANNA MORE LIKE FRIED
>>3748782Why the fuck do you people have loyalty to someone you've never watched or even heard? What drives this behavior?
>>3748225Who was she before I need to know bro
2HUS OUR HERITAGE, JP FAGS WIN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Final Yab in upon us.....
>Hana already ignored debut fish for interview with fairy and dragon
GIVE ME YOUR RRATS
>already talking about PP sweat
So NijiEN members are fairy, dragon and highschool girl?
Can we just drop the fish and replace her with Ban?They're both sea-themed and speak english anyway
>>3748887Who bullies noraneko?
My theory is that fish could not do a complete 20 min debut due to the tight schedule, so they kept with the normal schedule, so she will debut after the others are done.
Please graduate Hana. I will trade like six holos just to have Hana graduate.
>>3748594Amerimutt internet is as bad as a third world shithole sometimes.
>>3748834They are soulless normalfag girls. They absolutely love seeing another girl fail. It's part of what helps them maintain their autopilot NPC programming.
She probably gave up and is crying right now because the management is non-existent.
I found Finana, what should I do?
>>3748225So, do the Aloefags count this as their revenge?
>>3748887that's not true at all, Nijis don't bully over minor things like this. it's not like she used someones patented accent...
>let's discuss numbers
I didn't sell... anons...
>PP sweat>Still goingPP Coin rising
I'm at workDid the fish really not show up at her own debut?
They are HERE
POMU IS BASED
all that trash in the sea killed the fish
>This ID tier "Humor"Niji fucked up bad by not having NijiEN ran by Americans
Jesus Christ what the fuck is going on, bless Hana and whatshisname, they are trying their best to divert attention from this mess.
FINALLY A TYPE OF NUMBERFAGGING WORTH TALKING ABOUT
>>3748866I LOVE MY CAPTAIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH POMU STOP BREAKING CONTAINMENT
Holy shit Hana shut the fuck up
jesus, this is depressing
save the fish, save the world
BUY PPCOIN IPO
>>3748943college majoring in design, actually
This was fun at first but shit I hope a doxxfag isn't threatening her...
Ghost of aloe haunting the debut
FUCKING FUCK IM FUCKING BANGKRUT NOW YOUR MY ONLY HOPE RETARD FISH!!!
you think Fish is streaming to no one or is she having a panic attack. I hope she isn't sobbing.
Did the stream went private for anyone else or just me?
>That chat in fish waiting roomWhat the fuck is up with them
Why are they unironically talking about armpit sweat? I thought Niji is supposed to be more mature than Holo?
>Lets Discuss numbers OGEY HANA
THE FAIRY IS HERE>PPCOIN
>>3748926Its a new age of saviors, non debut saviors
POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE POMU LOVE
>>3748954Put her in water
I can tell the majority of this thread has never watched ANY Niji stream before. You don't come to Niji for Holo-like "pureness."
>>3748908First two were flawless. Compare that to 5fps Mori or Kiara mic.
>>3748912Yeah she had to stretch it to be able to suck my huge fuckin penis
Are they not communicating through discord or something?
I just wanna say I'm having a really good time with you guys.
Just got back what the fuck is happening with the fish
The legacy of Nijisanji will forever be fish shitting and Hana talking about peepee sweat
>>3748939Her boyfriend got horny and cock is more important than a debut
>>3748971We got literally 7 seconds before stream cut out and she went AWOL
>>3748950You and 1 male and 1 female is even lower, though.
ok that was a pretty good dbz bit
>there are people who actually thought Finana could compete with GuraAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>3748951You will never be Japanese, ESL
>>3748931initial fucked up stream where she accidentally streamed for 7 seconds, not the one we're waiting on
>>3749017what about them?
>Fusion fanartI hope this actually happens
FINNA GOT DABBED ON
>>3748899hey.. monoe at least lasted almost a year
the vshojo experience
Just give the model to someone else at this point.
>LET'S DISCUSS NUMBERSoh for fucks sake not again
>>3748594Its as bad as the number of competitors in the area. If you only have one internet service available in the area you can go get fucked
fucking hell did she give up on all this this early?
>>3748811My fucking dick
they're amking babies now?? fish where are you
>>3749044Fish got graduated.
>The duo already doing jokes and art worthy moments>Fish still not a thingInb4 she ends up being a third wheel
>>3749018Pits are a high class delicacy, plebian
They should’ve gotten Hana’s dad to host this, he’s way more entertaining than she is.
I LOVE HANA'S NUMBERSI LOVE HANA'S NUMBERSI LOVE HANA'S NUMBERSI LOVE HANA'S NUMBERSI LOVE HANA'S NUMBERS
>>3748594I live in the same state as fish's roommate and I can safely say that our upload speed caps out at 0.3mpbs hereFor reference that's not even enough to smoothly stream at 144p
Pomu literally carrying this entire debut, I love her
>>3748939Hololive made a sabotage at Finana's home, because they scared of her. Now she is trying to figure it out.
>THEY BOUGHT THE FISH AND SHIPS
NUMBERS, tell me about the NUMBERS, I only care about the NUMBERS
>>3749071who are you quoting? show the posts specifically
>>3748948>Invent internet>Get the worst service because God forbid we be mean to corporations
>>3748947>six holosWhich ones?
droppedmust go to church
>>3749136that's how any 3 person squad ends up, choosing three females was a mistake
>>3749010>IM FUCKING BANGKRUTSEAmonkey-chama, be strong...
BELOW 13K>BELOW 13KBELOW 13K>BELOW 13KBELOW 13K>BELOW 13KBELOW 13K>BELOW 13KBELOW 13K>BELOW 13KBELOW 13K
>>3748947Why does the luwak make seethe so? She tried her damnest to cover for fish as much as she could, staff probably told her to move on
>fish already falling behind in team chemistry SELL SELL SELL
What a shitshow holy shit
>>3749039I'm also jerking off while thinking of you
>>3749136>fish is going to be a third wheellook at this optimism
BON WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
>>3749044Fish fucked up, her stream died in only 7 seconds, and she hasn't come back yet. Nearly 30 minutes late.
>>3749071No there wasn't
>fish right now
I'm dying of cringe. Fuck you fish. Graduate Hana. Buy Fairy coin. Sell dragon coin.
>>3749105>graduates right before her 3D model debut>avoids the fate of looking like TMSK's godforsaken 3D modelBased?
I'm not going to wait for her to finish her panic attack. I'm switching over to Ame now.
Numbers are dropping on the fish!
fuck this im going to sleep
fuck my life
What if she's secretly HoloEN2 and sabotaged them on purpose?
>>3749218I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
>>3749183The voices in his head.
>trucker hatnice reference to the brit ex
>>3749083What are you talking about
>>3749136Fairy and Dragon already know each other way back then. Don't know about the fish.
Dragonchads how are we feeling?
I'm happy I invested in fairycoin
>>3748948My internet is better than amerimutt'st. third world shithole
GOD DAMN IT HANA WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CUM JARS
Since when did Hana get this oneesan voice? I remember her being a squeaky civet
>>3749218OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I can't do it lads... I'm getting second hand embarassment... fish please...
So Pomu confirmed /vt/?
>>3748981Can't expect a 3rd world country like America to handle the world's largest economy, Indonesia.
Is it still a graduation if they never debuted?
Reminder that it's a long standing Nijisanji tradition to sacrifice a member of the batch.
THEY ARE HERE
That dislike bar is slowly growing.
gonna sub to bonni now instead
>>3749029Fun fact: No adult irl discuss coom or armpit or pp and laugh like retards.
Something's definitely happened behind the scenes at this point.Or she's australian, the outback kind of australian.
>>3749347she lurks here
>liverit's never going to catch on
>>3749335I told you she was going to be the best
>>3749299THE STRATEGY FAILED
>>3749316This meme review has been pretty kino. Well the schizo Kiryuu stuff not the actual memes.
Hana ruining Lazulight already...
>>3749291Meanwhile, the chad debut stream>jingling bells>honking horns>shaking tambourines>wiggling all over the place and screamingPolka's the best
HANA BTFO>HANA BTFOHANA BTFO>HANA BTFO
>nijiid literally throw fish under the bus
Finana will have the craziest gachikois. I can feel it.
>already bantering between senpai/kouhainice
Ah yes the beloved EN branch featuring Pomu Rainpuff, Elira Pendora and and Poop coffee cat
>>3749346Tweet it at her
>Hana was going to eat one of NijiENthey're joking about it being Pomu, but the fish is already gone, and fish is definitely more of a traditional ID dish
>finana sees how saviorfags made kiara successful>shes now playing the saviorfag route with todays scuffed debut
Think Mermaid's internet died? No tweets or chat pin.
>>3749297>was as annoying and lame as possible pre-debut to smear shit on the nijiEN brand>ghosts everyone on debutI'd believe it.
>>3749383Yes. She was pretty beloved before so I see her egosearching, finding this place, and occasionally absorbing culture through osmosis while reading positive messages about hee.
GURA IS SHOWING HER FEET RIGHT NOW
>>3749044She's busy watching meme review
>>3749083>projectingThat sentence was fine fag, maybe you're the esl
NIJIEN MANAGER RIGHT NOW
Did dragon mention her pits again, did I miss it?
>>3749346>finana right now is in a fish tank in a doctor's office
not another aloe please...
it's over niji will never recover from this...
Finana couldn't handle the Big PP Energy
AAAAAAAAWhat the fuck is the problem, audio?
Ok fellows, w'm giving a chance to Niji and I must ask, who is this Bonnivier fellow? His voice is kinda hot....
>>3749029Don't need to be pure to not be gross
the fucking STATE of this fish right now.
>ID sabotaging EN because they know they'll get replaced
>>3749368Female niji livers voices gets lower with time, while dudes get higher
If it does wind up being delayed she'll probably wind up getting more views than she would've thanks to saviorfags.
If it were just a stream issue on her channelthat'd make sense, but the fact that she can't even call in on this 'interview' segment really makes me wonder just how much spaghetti she's spilling
They have 30 minutes to fill before the song debut. This is hell.
Can you even do a proper debut after all this mess? She should re-schedule
>>3749136those two already collabed before this
>>3749488They're not adults. They're virtual livestreamers on Youtube. Where are you?
>Fish will be the Lofi of her genFishchads how do we feel about this?
>>3749299I'M BUYING THIS DIP HARD GET FUCKED EARLY INVESTORS
>FISH WENT TO THE MOON INSTEAD
Hana: IS JORKstop breaking containment aaaaaaaa
>>3749607>Poop coffeeDon't forget the bone soup!
Keep going Hana
finana literally skipping the debut LOL
SHE WONT HAVE HER OWN DEBUT
FINANA ON MAIN CHANNEL
>>3749692He's Nijisanji ID
Brb bros gonna go play some rounds of APEX to prepare to snipe the dragon in the future.
FINANA, WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING DEBUT
the absolute state
>>3749736>Fishtank>Fish is missingI wonder
SHES COMING BROS
I hope the fish isn't having a mental breakdown right now and is able to fix things.
You thought Fish is gonna be Gura but no she is Kiara but worse.
Wait what, she's going to a studio?
SHE WILL SKIP HER DEBUT HOLY SHIT
DEBUT COMPLETELY SKIPPED
>>3749729Shit.If she doesn't start in 10 mins max it's over isn't it...
She's waiting for meme review and Ame's podcast to end.
>Joining the group before debutWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!
SELL FISHCOIN, BUY SHARKCOIN
BUY THE DIP FISHCHADS
Hana in her element right now
>>3749729Do they announce graduation before or after the song?
>>3749729Fish is smart, if she debuts NOW it's going to be 10 minutes to fill.
>>3749692Considering he's an Indonesian male, I don't trust his character to be anything worth while.
>>3749653NIJIEN MANAGER IS A FUCKING RETARD WHY DID HE BOOK THE DEBUTS AT THIS HOURWHY ARE THEY ONLY 25 MINS EACHWHY DID HE ALLOW THE FISH TO IMPLODE UNDER PRESSUREWHY
What the fuck is happening? She's not even gonna debut?
>>3749368She started speaking normally
I CAN’T DEBUT
This is literally a Hana redebut, her plan is working.
>>3749737yes it will be okey
I wanna fuck the fairy
>debuting on the commentary streamwhat is this bush league shit
Was this all a big setup to increase Hana's popularity?because it's working
>>3748225It's over fishbrosWe lost
At first this was funny. Now I just want it to end. Pomu and the other one are getting some good improve reps.
this is awful
>She's going to be here REAL SHORTLY.look at this optimism
>>3749737She's smart and doing this on purpose to not compete with podcast and meme review I bet
She's ready now
I'm sticking with Holo, you niggas suck !
>>3749777Why didnt they have 2 extroverts handle this lol
poor hana, she's dying
Where are my dragon coins at?
SHE'S GOING TO SKIP HER DEBUT
>>3749855This honestly, saviorfags will take her to the moon later.
>>3749639Gathering saviorfags requires actually having something to savior over other than your existance
SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT? SUNDAY DEBUT?
>imagine being Hana right now and having to force yourself to navigate through this mess
Someone give me the rundown on Hana Macchia. What's her deal?
Well alt least the schizos have a new target other than kiara.
>>3749878dumb fish FISH BRAIN
This new Niji gen is nice. A fairy, a Dragon, a highschool girl and some guy with glasses. Not a bad group.
FISH HEREFISH HEREFISH HERE
>>3749692He's an FPS streamer for nijiID He's supposed to be a fisherman.
SHES HERESHES HERESHES HERESHES HERESHES HERE
>>3749820she's under the table...
>>3749955She deserves the suffering to be honest.
>>3749736Is this an admission of guilt?
WHY ARE YOU NOT DEBUTING RIGHT NOW FINANA
FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED FISH DROPPED
>>"Finana gonna join us for interview....>>....>>....I guess not"
HOLY SHIT DEBUT SKIPPED?
WHERES THE EN MANAGERS!!? SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL I BEG YOU!!!!
>>3749838They are debuting the song in half an hour.
FINANA HAS ARRIVED
DEBUT SKIPPEDDEBUT SKIPPEDDEBUT SKIPPEDDEBUT SKIPPEDDEBUT SKIPPED
>>3749955she's doing well
>>3749956Her dad is more popular than her
THERE SHE IS
FISH IS ALIVE
>>3749955she sounded more nervous before the fish imploded
DEBUT SKIPPED, STREAM UNDER 12K
glub glub glub...
FISHBROS SHES HERE
>>3749955If she doesn't get a raise I'll be so mad.
Okay, this fuckup made me watch.
RATE HER DEBUT
So we're just going to skip the entire debut
>Debut stream has more viewers than main onelmao
OH SHIT THEY REALLY SKIPPED DEBUT?!?
They are going to skip her debut stream???
This is some next level fucking scuff
is it even her?
i'm gonna duck out if she sounds teary
>>3749956NijiID chuuba, bit of a cringey poopoo head sometimes, but otherwise a cute bean
>>3749956She's a bitch
>>3749956She is awful normalfag.
>>3749955HANA WAS RIGHT!
>DE BUTT>hoomanswe didnt miss much desu
>skips the debut on her OWN CHANNEL
Holy shit it's like a bad dub
>>3750063496D chess, sasuga Nijisanji
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET NIJISANJI FOR HIRING A LITERAL TBA
>>3749955She probaly is happy that she is literally the center of attention right now
SHE SKIPPED HER DEBUT SHE SKIPPED HER DEBUT SHE SKIPPED HER DEBUT SHE SKIPPED HER DEBUT SHE SKIPPED HER DEBUT
Here's my rankings:Hana > Pomu >>>>>> Dragon > [REDACTED]
The absolute state of nijikeks
IM GONA CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>BELOW 12KBELOW 12K
>>3749715HANA IS TAKING FIANA'S BODY RIGHT NOW
>thanks for watching my debut stream!hahaha..... that's going to be awkward
Holy fuck, they actually straight up skipped her debut.She never had a fucking chance.
And just like that the fish will never recover
>>3750083small indie company pls understand
rrat: this isn't Finanathis is the emergency stand-inthe real Finana will never debutthis poor girl will pretend to be her from now on
HER VOICE IS SEX
>>3749956Jap/American probable military brat, ended up getting dragged to indonesia by her dad's work at some point in her youth, has stuck around for school, so she's the ID vtuber with the best english because she's a native speaker
POOR FISH HOLY SHIT
what the fuck the fish's voice is so cute
>SHE THOUGHT SHE STREAMED HER DEBUT BUT IT WASN'T LIVE
WHAT THE FUCK HER VOICE IS CUTE
>Trying to rip off GuraWell, at least we know how she would start her debut
>Cute voiceMermaid...you have potential
>aGURA CLONE GURA CLONE
wtf her voice is actually cute...
I've never seen anyone skip their debut before.
>she sounds shyTHIS IS NOT THE BRAPHOG I WAS PROMISED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>that voiceHOLY ESL
>>3749956Hana is CUTE!real CUTE!
This shit is so goddamn funny, immediately iconic gen debut
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA HER VOICEWHY DID I SELLLLLLL
BUY FISH COIN NOOOOOOOWWW
Sounds like her mic is fucked.
Her voice is pretty cute tho
Well at least she's not crying or anything.
Aw she was crying
DUMBASS FISH KEK
>>3750155sounds like an improvement to me
FUCK SHES CUTE
shes a mess. bye fish im selling
HOW CAN YOU SKIP A FUCKING DEBUT, THE FUCK IS WRONG WTH YOU NIJISANJI?????????????????
>are you okay Finanna?>...PAIN
>>3750138>Meme review with a fucking figureuh oh holokiddy
>>3750180AHAHAHHAHAYOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
FISH VOICE IS CUTE
Damn she sounds OMEGA nervous
Her voice is too squeaky
she kinda made it?
FISH HAS CUTE VOICE. BUY BUY BUY BUY
Hey Nijifags. This Niji EN stream is my first real exposure to your company. Would you say that this is representative of Nijisanji?
>>3750212NO BUY BACKS, BITCH
THEY SKIPPED THE DEBUT LOL. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GREEN CREATURE?
FISHCOIN PLUMMETED IT'S TOO LATE TO SELL IT'S OVER
time to saviourfag
RETARDS SHE'S DEBUTING AFTER THIS SEGMENT
HOLY FUCKING BASED I'M SO GLAD I DIDN'T SELL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
COME ON NASFAQ LET ME BUY FISHCOIN
>>3750220she sounds like she did a little while ago
>>3750191I need to hear it a bit more to place it
>>3750132DON'T WORRY IT'S ALL PART OF THE RTA STRAT. ALL PROS KNOW THIS ONE
Bitch sounds like nyanners
asking about first impressions of streams...
Oh god fish, poor thing, BUT THE THIS I SHELLA FUNNY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>3750220>>3750226WHICH IS IT?
Holo shit Ichikara, desperate much?
BIG POMU ENERGY!
>at least two of you that fucking jab
Nijikeks are missing this...
>everyone falling for another nyanners-derived voiceIt's like I'm back in the stickies in September last year.
THAT VOICE WTFI CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T BUY THE DIP..FISHCHADS, I KNEEL
>how was the first impression of your first streamoh no
fuck i missed her boice
She's doing that uwu senpai voice every morbidly obese greasy haired low tier otaku woman does, fucking GROSS and DROPPED
>skipeped the debutyou gotta be fucking shitting me, are they being paid by the minute or some shit to be this time constrained?
>skip debut>still have the most subsFish still won
ZHANG NOT NOW!!
>how was your debut?>finana...
Bad first impression, don't you think nijiniggers?>2 normalfag girls, the other one is a brapfag and doesn't even debut.> Dragon's rigging is stiffer than Gura's> Indogs have to save the fish
>>3750212BOUGHT THE DIP RIGHT BEFORE THEY ANNOUNCED SHE WAS COMING TO THE MOON NOW I'M GOING TO THE MOON GET FUCKED FISHFUCKER
WHY DIDNT THEY JUST DELAY EVERYTHING BY 30 MINUTES ARE JAP COMPANIES STUPID? DO YOU NOW WANT VIEWERS, HER VOICE IS SO DAMN CUTE YOU FUCKS
>I almost said something that I wouldn't be able to take backWhat was it?
Pomu gonna say N I G G E R
Fish unironically has triggered the savior instinct of the entire internet right now
I knew fish was the best choice.
WHAT FIRST STREAM FINANA?
>Now that everyone is here let's talk about your debutsHANA WITH THE ATOMIC BANTZ
Moe kills the rrat
>>3750282Ain't happening tonight, Chief
>>3750268No debut is representative of anything most of the time
Hana did a good job with dealing with that to be honest.
>>3750212BUY THE FUCKING DIP
Hopefully this teaches Ichikara to not hire western whores
Its kiara’s fault
Fuck Hana she should learn fucking humility before she speak
I SAID IT TO YOU FAGGOTS FISH GOT THE BEST VOICE I SAID IT TO YOU FAGGOTS FISH GOT THE BEST VOICE I SAID IT TO YOU FAGGOTS FISH GOT THE BEST VOICE
you can see the sadness in her eyes...
>>3750354The debut program and MV rel