/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>37277463

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I love Gura the most!

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I love my wife so much!!

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look at it

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I AM DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH GAWR GROOMER AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT!

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meow

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my cute shark idol maiden wife

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>>37297654
Gura gets all the cat treats. None for Kiara or Mori.

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>>37297564

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>>37297654

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>>37297654
I'm taking the pink one back to the shelter.

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reminder

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>>37297564

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>37297654
ftfy

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>>37297564
now what?

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>>37297769

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>>37297564
you got too close

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>>37297806

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How is Garunga going to release a daki and travel to japan in the next 2 weeks?

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>>37297739
You know what else is just a number? 911.
Get away from me you pedophile, you're 9000 years older than me. You've probably been grooming my entire family line.

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>>37297901
uncrop please?

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>>37298030
No

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>>37298020
It'll be release with her 3D Showcase.

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>>37298065
why

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>>37298121
3D showcase in her bedroom with the daki as a prop

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>>37298129
its a family matter

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Texasbuds, is it worth relocating to your state?
Also, gimme some Gooby soundposts

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>>37298129
actually im not the blood brother I just had to throw that in there

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>>37298371
isnt texas being gentrified by silicon valley types?

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>>37298527
every female I've known from texas could have ran for silicon governor

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>>37298527
Depends on which city, I would think. Austin is full of silicon valley types, so I was thinking Dallas. It's ironic because I work in software, but at least I'm not from California.
Thank you for the George, here's a semi-George webm

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>>37298527
Seems like every comedian is moving to Austin atleast.

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>>37299054
AAAAH

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>>37299054
im craving a goob watchalong

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How often does Gura play with herself again?

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Gurass

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Why does Gura sometimes wonder whether or not she is a boy?

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>>37299235
Atleast once a day and right after every stream.

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>>37299265
she thinks her voice sounds like a little boys

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>>37299235
Twice a day. She likes vibrations.

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Is it true that Gura has a blowjob asmr like stream behind members?

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>>37299337
Heh

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>>37299337
maybe

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>>37299337
No.

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>>37299337
why don't you find out yourself

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>>37299235
At least once a week. She likes to save it up until she's desperate for release.
>>37299261
Smell check

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>>37299337
No, it was candy you weirdos

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>>37299337

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>>37299235
Definitely more often with both her computers out of commission. She's looking at porn on her phone in bed all day.

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>>37299432
Yeah mine

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>>37299337
n-nyoo..

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>>37299432
Yeah, my lollipop.

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>>37299337

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>>37299235
Yes.

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>>37299235
If you're looking for a quota how about 12 this time

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>>37299494
Her old pc should still be good enough for schlicking

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All the videos that had any information about what's going on are privated. Gura should tweet or youtube post.

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>>37300231
If you don't watch streams or know how to find privated vods then you're a casual fan and don't matter.

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>>37300231
Anyone who cares about what's going on with her has the means to find out.

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>>37300231
Maybe she'll Tweet if she can't stream tomorrow.

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PLEASE tell me GUra is not gonna play pokemon tomorrow, I had more than I could take today, and it is still going

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Gurra's PC problems have made me realize that I know longer know how the fuck to build a PC. Like I built this PC maybe 10 years ago, and last upgrade was 6 years ago. I have no idea what the fuck I'd do. Like if my computer died today, I'd have no idea how to even start, and would probably just cave in and get a prebuilt and get ripped off. Hopefully this machine just lasts forever.

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>>37300231
Watch streams

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why are baiters so fucking bad at their job? i used to shitpost in a general for a while and i watched their oshi and learned every single thing about her, studied threads and typing styles and spent months living like them just to be proficient at shitposting. it's sad to see these sad attempts. go watch guras stream and lurk for another 200 years before you try to bait you faggots.

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>>37300231
She should have said something when she made the joke tweet. She's not going to bother.

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>>37300393
>not avoiding pokemon streams in case she streams it
NGMI
>>37300418
the hardest part is just getting compatible parts, which is done for you by using a site like pcpartbuilder. if you can read a manual and google for things its not that hard

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>>37300418
It's really easy. You just buy the parts and put them together. Depending on what CPU you buy, you might not even have to worry about bending pins. There are also decent tutorials on youtube and you can always ask questions in /g/. They are actually really helpful.

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>>37300418
As long as you clean it often and reapply thermal paste for your cpu every 3 or 4 years, it should last about 20 years. Might want to replace your psu every now and then too.

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>>37300418
It hasn't changed much. Motherboards still come with what could at best be described as picture books for absolute retards explaining what plugs into where.

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>>37299082
I miss her loosing herself in her singing forgetting it all and just letting go, emotions are good gura

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>>37300393
Why are you watching people who aren't goob play it? I tried it watch Shion for a bit but the music isn't good enough for background noise.

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>>37300716
What the god forsaken FUCK is that thing

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>>37300716
delete this

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>>37300760
It's Gura's Sonicsona.

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>>37300716
>>37300810
Stop.

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>>37300523
>pcpartbuilder
yeah it's finding the startpoint of the process that I find tricky. my location also sucks for availability of parts and getting them in a timely manner. just outta the loop and Gura made me realize that. The actual assembly i think i'd be right with, that's the kind of thing you can look on youtube etc.

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The thread next door is too fucking cute

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>>37300716
I hate sonic OCs so much

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>>37300716
pokemon game music is just the worst. It's very specifically and particularly grating for some reason, and this is consistent throughout the whole series. I was just too old for pokemon when it came out. Nowhere is my generational gap clearer than with pokemon.

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>>37300827
Last one. Hope she plays more Sonic for more great crossover fanart.

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>>37300760
Dunno what it is but I'm going to fuck it. I don't WANT to fuck it, but I am GOING to fuck it. Sigh.

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Gura has lost her timeslot due to inactivity.

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>>37300999
then dont fuck it

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>>37300837
imagine having friends to be dino gura with.

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>>37300948
I like most of the games' music, but the music took a shit just like the rest of the series. I'll admit it shaped my music tastes though, I grew up on them.

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>>37301013
It’s been like that for a while when she doesn’t stream.

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>>37300837
this reminds me of the time i ran around vrchat as dino gooba and exited the game as soon as someone tried to talk to me

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>>37301013
It's thursday.

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>>37301013
based numberfag not watching streams

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>>37301013
How can you lose a time slot when everyone else can't even match Gura playing in the same spot? Also, she wouldn't even be streaming today anyway.

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>>37301013
can you explain what this is supposed to mean? It doesn't make any sense on its own

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>>37301433
>>37301452
>trying to understand a numberfag's mind
fruitless activity

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>>37301136
God I love social anxiety. Been trapped alone for 3 years now without having spoken to another human. Don't think I'll ever claw my way out of this hell. You youngins out there, don't ever let yourself drift away from your friends, once you're alone it's all over.

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>>37301512
so it's about numbers?

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>>37301576
It’s about Gura not streaming enough.

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>>37301542
As one of the few 50+ chubbos I can promise you that other people are overrated. Focus on yourself and not the fact that you're alone and stop depressing yourself by thinking you need to be like everyone else to excel.

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>>37301724
Gura streams enough. I know, I know, it's just that... Gura streams enough.

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>>37301452
idk man but nobody used to touch 8pm until the last few months because they dared not compete with her andn now they dont care because she doesnt stream much

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>>37301542
>once you're alone it's all over.
I know that feel dude. I work around people a lot but it's been over a decade since I could really 'unload' on people. After a while it gets better tho.

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>>37301724
how does that relate to timeslots, precisely?

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>>37301794
I’m okay with Gura streaming 2-3 times a week. Just wish there’s more communication during her offdays. Make a community post on youtube with a silly picture will be enough to tide me over.

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>>37301724
Gura doesn't stream enough because she doesn't enjoy streaming or interacting with her fans.

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>>37301907
I dunno, you have to ask the guy that made the post. Maybe he thinks she lost it because she doesn’t stream enough? Stupid, I know.

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here we go with the larp

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where will goob go if no twitter?

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>>37301783
Early forties. I can handle that part of being alone. I'm a loner anyways, just kinda do my own thing, at my own pace. It's the lack of human touch and affection that fucking kills me though, and the lack of friends I have to call on when I'm in need, as self sufficient as I already am. But worst of all is that I want kids. Already too old to have kids but still. Wish I didn't wait till my late 30's to suddenly decide I want kids. And vtubers and especially Gura haven't eased my breeding instincts, only made them stronger.

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>>37302007
>>37301949
and timeslots factor in where?

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>>37301949
I accept it because it's not like we have any say in it, I dunno if I'd say I'm okay with it. I miss her and wanna see her more, but after the summer I'll take what I can get.

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Why do menhera buds show up at this time?

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>>37302153
Sorry. Posting cute Guras as penance.

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>>37302153
guess which side of the world is waking up

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FUCK Gura!

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FUCK fembuds!

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>>37302195
i dont mean the social anxiety talk. i mean the ones sperging about stream quantity and slot

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Sex with fembuds! Sex with Gura!

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>>37302220
God I wish I could. I would love to ruin this little lady.

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I miss mamashark

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Where are those AI bros that were gonna post Gura and Gura mama oyakodon?

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>>37302265
Just let them talk it out and hide the posts if you don’t like it. No need to be a little bitch about it.

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>>37302265
I agree, she shouldn't stream at all, that'll show em. retard No idea what the timeslot thing is about or why I should care though.

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>>37302362
>>37302365
lol

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>>37302088
you say that like theres factors other than gura controlling her stream times, spill the beans susnon what do you know

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>>37302310
Aim better next time.

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What's up with all the new buds lately?

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>>37302586
they're no buds of mine

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>>37302586
we've been getting more newbuds for a while now. idk

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>>37302586
>lately

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>>37302586
No clue, it's pretty damn strange considering the stream amount has been light. for the past couple months I've pretty much started ignoring new IPs that open with some sort of bitchy post.

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>>37302754
needs some lines of saliva from top to bottom of mouth

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>>37302754

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sleepy time
ni ni buds don't shit up the thread too much
have some sweet gura dreams

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>>37302839

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>>37302839
*shits on the thread*

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>>37302902
Ew stinky...

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>>37302877
aaaaaa i love her

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>>37302818
there can never be too much saliva. I want Gura to spit in my mouth.

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>>37302930
Gabby

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>>37302925
Heres your complementary happy meal you lank

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>>37302877
heavens... take me....

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>>37302969
how you know it's gabby? Can't see the tail.

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>>37302973
sometimes white stuff comes out of my peepee when i poo...

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>>37303049

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>>37303049
Wait, that’s not normal?

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>>37303000
Human teeth

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>>37303157
funny shit

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>>37303546
Is that why the skirt is loaded?

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>>37303546
Damn big and juicy

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>>37303049
tape worms?

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>>37303285
but the only tooth you can see in full is pointed!

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>>37304138
pinworms, caught em from a tranny's neovagina.

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>>37304168
No it isn't, it just has drool dripping from it.

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what if gura said "hey anon look at this funny video" showed you the least funny video you've ever seen in your life would you pretend it's funny

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>>37304990
Yeah like with the minecraft meme video at the end of her meme review

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>>37304990
That's how I feel about 99% of the jokes she makes on stream anyway so yes of course

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>>37304990
correction needed

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>>37304990
To this day I pretend "Sbubby" is funny

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>>37305086
>>37305066
there's something wrong with you

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>>37304990
I dont know what they're on about gura choosing to climb up the robot and not use the intended pathing nearly burst my lungs, oh wait

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what if gura made eye contact with you

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>>37305279

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>>37305279
Immediate consensual rape, then squealing like a child and running away after the act

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Gura sexy??

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>>37305453
More than she knows

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>>37305086
it is though

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>>37305066
>>37305086
niggers

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i hope gura smiled today

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Stubby

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>>37297550
is that true?

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>>37298129
>May God forgive you, but I won't
It COULD be "God May forgive you, but I won't."
alternatively, May God forgive you, I won't.

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>>37305478
Why the image is so small?

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>>37305866
BECAUSE YOU DONT DESERVE THE REST

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>>37305796
It in fact isn’t. I love gura the most. Not that anon.

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>>37305841
It's a fucking Western movie title you uptight cretin

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>>37305866
Enjoy

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>>37305988
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Ellipses are not the same thing as a Comma ya nerd

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>>37305988
parder thats not me thats a hiccup

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>>37306031

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>>37306026
>5000x5000
That's too big

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>>37306152
It's not moving the goalposts, a comma changes a break to a pause so the flow of the statement is different.

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>>37305796
the blokes cataracts just set in forgive him, nay the title of guras custom comforter belongs to me

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What’s your favorite westerns anons?
The only things I’ve seen are tombstone, rio lobo, and mclintock.

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What if an anon here pretended to be gura by ripping off her model and using a voice changer, then everyone here could fap to that instead. This is a solid business plan.

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>>37306194
The point is the meme is clearly a reference to the western movie, you tried to change it to make it grammatically correct, ruining the reference because you didn't get it. If you had said "It should be an ellipsis instead of a comma, like the movie title" you would've been correct.

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>>37305279
I would avert my eyes and pretend it never happened because I don't know how to interaction with females

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>>37306291
Rindo...

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>>37306271
scarface

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>>37297654
>>37297703
WHIPPED CREAM FOR KITTIES

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>>37304990
I would start making fun of her
>>37305279
I would panic internally

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>>37306295
Your meagre little "logic" is pointless compared to the vast depths of my autism.

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>>37306318
In another year or two she'll be back and this thime she'll be huge. Nyanners memed on boxxy, gura memed on nyanners, rindou is the next one as each hags out and becomes not something I care about.

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>>37306291
gura are you sure you should face reveal here?

>>37306363
atta girl

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>>37306295
Star Wars

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>>37306271
for a few dollars more

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>>37306234
Gura led the American black ships to Japan

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>>37305279
She already does when I cuddle with her every night

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>>37306271
You should watch the Dollars trilogy

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gura is a shark, and is capable of looking in many different directions

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>>37306652
>>37306430
That’s Clint Eastwood right?
I’ve never seen his westerns

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>>37304990
I'd laugh, but not because I'm pretending to laugh but because I'm head over heels in love with her, so anything mildly funny she says or does makes me laugh outrageously. Me being a socially awkward fuck would just add to it as well.

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>>37306710
They're classics that have largely stood the test of time

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>>37306710
yep, they're classics

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>>37305633
I want to share a stubby with Gura. Or a VB longneck, at 8 in the morning.

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>>37306271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYwhvD2-fYw

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>>37306271
My favorite western is Yojimbo.

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>>37306271
High Plains Drifter

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The new pokemon game looks so stupid. Gura would legit love this kind of stuff I guess

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>>37306271
Now you got me falling down a spaghetti western rabbit hole, there's this comedy spaghetti western that i saw once and it had like in move ads for a soft drink/soda as a joke or something. Thought it might have been Death Rides A Horse, but not sure, maybe not. Or it was a parody of the movie or something.

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/ggg/ is the premier thread on 4chan for people who like sharks and spaghetti westerns

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I was going to watch some CGDCT anime, but I guess i'm watching this now.

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The problem with Gura is her bad habit. She streams at a bare minimum effort, when she thinks it's good enough, she just goes with it. And when she wanted to inspect her PC, she further fucked it up making it unusable. Now that she has a week deadline before the NYC convention to get shit done, I hope she learns her lesson (which she won't because she's that kind of person). Asking for a stream before that event is virtually impossible.

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Any other free expired license movies we can watch with Gura? Are Neil Breen movies copyrighted?

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>>37308434
>ow that she has a week deadline before the NYC convention to get shit done
if you're gonna shitpost at least pretend to read threads you fucking cock gobbling faggot

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>>37308439
what if she did a proper watch along of a real movie instead
she didn't even pause the last one
also make it members only i miss member streams

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Will she buy it?

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>>37308587
I will

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>>37308465
Okay, my bad. It's this weekend then. Now it's even worse for her if she doesn't have a working PC or laptop. Also
>shitposting = valid criticism

Yeah, you're a retard if you can't take one.

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>>37308831
Anon, read the fucking thread holy shit. She's not going to be there at all you fucking retard

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>>37308914
Why are you spoonfeeding these faggots?

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gargoragargleonmyglock

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>>37299385
How many ASMR's did she do? I know of one floating around YouTube. How many more

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>>37308524
Now I want her to do a spaghetti western watchalong. Shitload of them right there on youtube.

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grazing on gura's gaping grotto.

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>>37309326
Kill thyself greyfaggot.

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Gura won't be able to stream Pokémon until like a week or 2 after everyone else. Nice job retard

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>>37306271
Tombstone and Young Guns. Gura would definitely love Tombstone and it would be a great movie watchalong with her

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>>37308914
I'm not going to fucking read the thread without a valid proof, retard. I don't see it on their garbage twitter. How would you know if it's just a restream of her live without her at all? The audience could just watch her live on her channel if that's the case, they may be add something like a video commentary or word from Gura that she did weeks ago.

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>>37309527
>How would you know if it's just a restream of her live without her at all?
RETARD

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>>37305478

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>>37309555
>Haha I'm actually shitposting!
Kill yourself, retard.

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>>37309734
if you're not gonna read threads don't post here faggot

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Twitter keep recommend me lewd Gura

https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1593398625085685760?t=skMhlY_pAci41VpaIsh40w&s=19

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Love Goom Gurgle of Hololive EN and her masterful tongue!

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>>37309765
Based Elon

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>>37309749
No, link me a twitter message or valid proof indicating that she won't be there. I'll wait.

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>>37309821
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1592336597454053378
There you go, faggot. Now kill yourself

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>>37309821
PPPPBBBBBBBBRRRRTT

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>>37309821
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1592340693422604289
now shut the fuck up, retard

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>>37309916
Anon that's not even the proof she won't be there, but stop trying to spoonfeed the faggot.

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>>37309916
i love how it's literally right there on holopro kek.

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fuckin greys begging for asmr and retard newfags not following what the fuck is going on. fun times.

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stay comfy

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>>37309963
>Let's rewatch them together with likeminded fans!
With fans. Not Gura. That's proof that she won't be there.

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>>37310051
The better proof is >>37309951

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>>37310121
That only applies to Kiara. But if Gura was there, they would advertise it. She is their biggest talent after all. But they didn't, because she won't be there.

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>>37309916
That's not even the proof, retard. I read that tweet. You're shitposting, now go kill yourself.
>>37309951
That's why I couldn't find it because it's from Kiara's mouth. Now there won't be any streams until her PC is fixed.

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>>37310303
>That's not even the proof
Yes, it is. Better proof than Kiara's tweet even. See >>37310222

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Oh yeah, I forgot Ahmed skipping his friday prayer again to shitposting during this hours

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>>37310590
I guess you also forgot how English works.

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>>37310508
They never advertised the holos who are going to be there in the first place, they just provided a time table and nothing more. Just because Gura is their biggest talent doesn't mean they have to cater the public interest only to her.

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i don't get where the idea that she was going to be there came from in the first place. Is it ESL, Autism or what?

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>>37311244
It's because they used her image to advertise the event, that's just part of her being a holomeet ambassador

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>>37311244
It's because of the trident next to the schedule they released.

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>>37311244
It's because you are a retard.

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>>37311343
nah i just know how to read lol.

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>>37311380
You know how to read, but you sure don't know to get the picture or idea. Big difference.

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FACT: every single live 3D perfomance by Gura has been pure kino

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>>37311562
i think you're confusing me for someone else lol.

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Twitter is going nuts

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>>37312288
why

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>>37312288
What got the trannies riled up this time?

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>>37312402
>>37312433
nothing just a bunch of retards acting like shutting down excess offices is bad

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>>37312288
Ill check Twitter out but only to see if Gooby or her extended universe is doing anything

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>>37312288
Goomed to goomba, and drunk on tranny tears. Today is a good day. Trannies should be banned from employment. They're all one misgender away from becoming axe murdering psychopaths. It's not safe to have them in the workplace.

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>>37300231 jwu what the fuck is this about? I did archive reps but I see absolutely nothing out of the ordinary

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>>37312402
>>37312433
Just the usual stuff from a week ago. Way too many people quit/fired at the same time yadda yadda, with some drama queens sprinkled here and there... and I see like three accounts reposting/retweeting old gura fanarts. It's really clogging the search result. Oh well. At least the AI niggers have died down a bit

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>>37312288
lol. Twitter will be fine

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Just want to say that I think Gura is an adorable little ball of sex and I love her!

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anyone who thinks twitter is shutting down because Elon fired a ton of literally retarded shitlibs is likely a retarded shitlib

[Anonymous No.]

>discussing off-topic bullshit
you're as bad as that faggot falseflagging with Ame or Kiara avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>37313062
meh twitter is pretty important in terms of hololive

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>>37313062
>talking about nongura in a gura gen

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>>37312915
Just about the current situation with her PC not working and having to wait for parts + getting someone to put them together.

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The sheer lack of gura happening is legit hurting me
I hope she's not kicking herself, eh

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>>37313442
anon shes probably just taking a break
>many 2d avatars are bugging out for many hololive members
>gura probably got contracted to play something she does not want to
>timing it out
even marine complained about her 2d tracker in her kareoke stream

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>>37313532
I really don't get why Cover is so hellbent on using their own proprietary app.

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>>37313381
Oh okay that is it? I didn't bother downloading the 6 min sanic archive but I watched the karaoke but seemed to have entirely missed whatever joke tweet >>37300507 is referring to.

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>>37313602
because they are retarded tribalist japanese old people

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>>37313602
to not pay royalties out the ass. more than half of most video game budgets are spent renting someone elses engine

[Anonymous No.]

think gura is sad or mad that her PCs are down?

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>>37313805
Ecstatic she doesn't have to work for a week minimum and can instead spend her time on things that she'll never ever share on stream because simps, oh sorry I mean 'shrimps', would get upset.

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>>37313805
No, she shuts herself off from anything hololive the moment she ends her stream.

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>>37313805
She can't access her big folder of H-games, of course she's upset

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goob

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>>37313805
>lost her home to hurricane ian
>not one but two new PCs repairs/replacements are needed
id be pissed

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Gura should just buy the rights to her own IP and go solo, unshackle herself from the outdated, restrictive prison that is Cover. Stream whatever she likes, get top class rigging, be her own idol agency. The Gawr Gura Academy.

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>>37314177
Gura should buy the rights to my penis.

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>>37314177
>buy the rights to her own IP
how much do you think that would cost

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>>37314177
even big indies need to get into contracts with games.
its almost 3am and gura is wide awake thumbs upping porn of gura. thats not someone who can handle herself legally

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>>37314239
No more than $200k

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>>37313919
Kek i agree, chumturd keeps getting btfo while she enjoy barb and jay threesome, fucking simps incels, and a fucking pedo too. Bunch of subhumans here, reeks the smell of losers

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>>37314239
Very little if she first quit Hololive. Her IP is basically worthless without her, no way anyone is accepting a new VA like with Kizuna.

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>>37314266
>even big indies need to get into contracts with games
For sponsorships, not to play them on stream. That is if they aren't based in Japan, which Gura isn't.
>>37314239
They probably wouldn't ever sell it to her.

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>>37314239
Cheaper than her chaturbate account

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>>37314266
What are you on about? Indies don't need perms to montetize 99% of games, the only thing she would need or organize is sponsorships.

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>>37314348
>They probably wouldn't ever sell it to her.
I mean yeah it's probably forbidden in the contract

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>>37314340
If they did that, it could potentially lead to other members buying their own IP too. They would never risk that.

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>>37298527
this picture + soundpost gives me comfort

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>>37314177
>guras old channel is over 1m subs
>has not updated in over 2 years
>subs still climbing
gura does not need gura
but cover needs gura to be gura

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Jesus, can't even try to be a little subtle.

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>>37314348
>They probably wouldn't ever sell it to her.
They would if she quit. She already has the capacity and track record for mainstream solo success, she doesn't need the shark loli to make bank, it would just make the transition cleaner.

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>>37314417
After a few EN graduations I can see them accepting it and then just shelving the whole branch. Gura is the only real success story anyway.

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>>37314450
I agree, the faster she is back to become jay prostitute, the better

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When did the shitskin come back?

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>>37314450
I don't even think she would need to go back to her old persona, I think she could totally reinvent herself and still replicate her success. People didn't fall in love with Gura because of her former identity or because of Hololive, they fell in love with her because she's an amazing entertainer. Simple as that. As long as she intends to create online, she will have a huge, loyal following.

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>>37314539
Most likely South-East Asia.

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>>37314539
About 7 minutes ago

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>>37314563
I miss when he tried to at least hide his trash english. Now he just says whatever garbage his monkey brain comes up with

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>>37314563
Holy shit, I misread that post completely. Time for bed, I guess.

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>>37314505
>>37314558
gura old drunk singing videos has 5-10m views
after watching her old streams vs her new stuff you can physically hear herself censor herself. that drunk little redneck wants to come out somehow

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>Bae and Kronii have custom pc cases
Imagine Gura having one and it would sell out like hotcakes (Coolermaster, EVGA or Corsair)

[Anonymous No.]

>>37314619
I know I would buy one

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>[Deleted]
It worked, i finally found the way

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>>37314619
id settle for one of those cheapo cellophanes of guras feet pressed against glass with squeaking sounds in text form

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>>37314539
This image has a head to large for the body on it so I placed this in editar and fixed the problem with this.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I earn enough to buy a custom PC case

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>>37314722
So good this is good

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>>37314722
Retard

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>>37314722
This is so good

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>>37314722
Improved this so much

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>>37314763
>>37314787
>>37314823
Thank you for this response

[Anonymous No.]

I hope if she ever gets a custom case, they will ship it globally. Living in Europe is already bad enough, at least let me have my merch.

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>>37314786
Fuck you this show your retard here all people in this here agree to me

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys know that gura cute

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>>37314924
Proof?

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>make a shitty edit
>reply to self on cooldown saying it's good
weird threadshitting tonight

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>>37314722
it's worse

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>>37314978
>gura cant stream
>general thread still allowed to exist
gatta keep ourselves alive somehow. even coco still gets threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>37315017
don't reply to me you threadshitting faggot

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>>37314965
right here

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>>37315036
its just us replying to ourselves stop being mean to you

[Anonymous No.]

This has to be ironic. It's way too bad.

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>>37315042
That is pretty cute. You convinced me.

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>>37315074
7 minutes straight of replying to himself on cooldown. It's almost impressive the level of mental illness this guy reaches regularly

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>>37314980
I agree this idiot, fixed it correctly

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The new pokemon game is dull as hell.
People wanted goob to play this?

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>>37315198
this one is correct

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>>37315216
I've had pokemon streams on as background noise for around 16 hours today. I don't mind it that much

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I'm gon na bottle all of guras farts and keep them all to myself

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>>37315321
Its great background noise for sure but I think gura would be bored out of her mind after a couple of hours.

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>>37315421
I don't actually expect an endurance stream but I think she could get a few good hours out of it.

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>>37315216
It's cute Gura will like it

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>>37315514

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>>37315198
>>37315266
*Sigh*


No, it isn't. You can clearly see the repetition of the image on the collar where the dumb*ss has used some kind of rudimentary tool in Adobe Photoshop, or more than likely a cheap imitationary knockoff of Adobe Photoshop since he is likely so poor he can't afford the real thing.


I have adjudicated the head size properly to maintain the original intentions of the original artists work while minimizing the head-size as requested. It's a simple job, one I do for free dispite my expertise, simply to show you bozoe's how it's done.


You're welcome.

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>>37315572
THIS is how it's done.

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>>37315572
now fix that tumor

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>>37315572
Add shark tail or I will unfollow

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>>37315572
i don't give a shit about the cleanness of the edit i meant it was correct in terms of proportions retardo

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>>37315631
Beg pardon...?


Sorry to be pedantic but what exactly are you referring to.


>>37315690
My edit both retainers the proportions of the image you so eagarly lauded as "correct" as well as being a most exceptionally clean edit... So what are you complaining about now, exactly....?

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>>37315739
>what exactly are you referring to.
The growth on her shoulder

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Will gura update us today about her current situation or ghost us until pc not hort anymore ?

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>>37315739
your edit might be close to actual human proportions but the one you replied to works better for a loli anime style

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I guess larping as a redditor and samefagging is not as bad as the usual threadshitting

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>>37315840
he's not a samefag i'm just bored

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>"Fixing" art
Tranny behavior

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>>37315684
Your wish is my command good sire.

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>>37315952
anon with every installment there is something else thats wrong. this is done on purpose for entertainment value since the entertainer that this thread is based on is gone for the time being and we need to fill out the general with whatever we can.

Seeing as you did not notice, the little bump on the neck got bigger since the last "fixing", this will be the topic now until its "fixeding" until some other little detail got "unfixeded" and repeat until page 10 in which case the thread regulars will load up their rituals and save their post timers

But, I am going to recommend that you delete your cookies every now and again because those are feeding an algorithm that makes you read transexual news on a regular basis making you think that topic is bigger than it really is

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>>37315955
Now this is good

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>>37315955
now make her red

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>>37315955
Adding the tail is the only decent thing you have done, tranny faggot. Here's the original, as in he one without the fucking neck tumor you gave her, but including your tail edit because I can't be bothered to do my own. Also, kill yourself.

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>>37316171
Based.

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>>37316124
the tail is also off

[Anonymous No.]

Not reading any of this.
I'm just thinking about cumming inside of Gura's tight, moist cunny ToT

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>>37316238
She is going to try and push you off but you will know she is only pretending because her legs will be locking you in

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>>37316165
As you command my friend.

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im waiting for a little penis on the bear with some poorly placed liquid drops with a filename "why is this door 5 times bigger than normal doors"

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Well darn I realized what you folks were saying about the old bump in her neck, sorry for gaslighting before I genuinely truly did not see it until now, but as requested it is removed totally now. I have to hit the hey but I will add or remove any additions that you may have if you let me know. Thanks to the people who don't hate on my stuff, to those that do, I wish you the best also, I know jelousy is not easy to deal with ha, but all the best none the less.

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>>37316707
nigger what the fuck are you doing? it worse now

[Anonymous No.]

This feels like someone mixed the threadshitters post with a reddit post AI. I refuse to believe it's a real person making these posts

[Anonymous No.]

Gura piss on my cock

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>>37316775
beep boop motherfucker

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>>37316722
Honk?

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>>37316707
why are you doing this so poorly you need to edit her sitting on my lap and giggling while I penetrate her dumbass retard colonist guinea pig

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>>37316722
Huh?

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>>37315475
this is cute now draw her with her top off

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>>37316854
Is this better? Sorry I'm confused.

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>>37313981
Why does gura hace access to my pc? StrangE

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>>37316881
No I meant to the other post but yours as well now, draw her without the hoodie we need to tummy and tumor check her

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Hi sorry this is the editor man, I need someone to explain what they mean by "tumor" on her, it's something people have said numerous time in this sub and I'm still confused as I thought I had fixed it. Please because I can't see what is meant by that and if I can't see this, then I can't fix the issue.


So if someone can draw a circle around the area where you believe there to be a tumor or something of that nature, please post it in reply to this message.


Thank you.

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>>37316775
There is a strange uncanniness to it.

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Sex

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>>37317011
I appreciate this effort but I still don't understand what is meant by the "tumor" on her, please not just a line, but draw a whole circle around the area you suggest.


Thank you.

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half of these posts are gura herself trying to lull herself to sleep

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>>37317052
this post>>37317011(me) was for>>37316619
who commissioned me for 5 fuck yous, pendejo it wasnt meant for you

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>>37317096
I don't understand, sorry....

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>>37317120
While Im at it, fuck you

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>>37317175
This is just unhelpful right now. You make the image even worst.

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>>37317185
this helps my dairy intake, none of you though Captcha:killyourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317202
You are talking shit to me, I'm done with this

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>>37317226
yeah get outta here im wallking here bozo

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>>37317236
Fuck off with you bull shit man, fuck you All I do is try and help. Fucking ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317175
bruh that guy wrote a fucking essay to people calling him a tranny for fixing art. he's just fucking around at this point lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317267
you can help my penor by walking out of here Im trying to appreciate the poor edits and shitposting, and your Michelin star voice input isnt helping my erejection

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this thread?

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>>37309598
Now that I have reacquired my internet from pandamcspress I can finally say fuck you, use eye tweezers if you want 4k

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317063
If that's the case, then this brat is begging for some correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317359
its shark week

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317038
Holy puffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317360
Someone already rectified your error.
>>37306026

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>>37317359
A showcase of evolution

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>>37317478
rectified? the faggot made it worse you cunts weren't actually supposed to see my mccoywife

[Anonymous No.]

Gura do a members stream of you throwing beanbags in cornholes tomorrow (audio only) but you have to grunt like a shaving european during every throw

[Anonymous No.]

You are about to enter another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop—The Twilight Zone.

[Anonymous No.]

While everyones fucking dead I can post this without shame middle and upper right are my top fucks, would last no more than 5 milliseconds with these babes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317790(I)
If you cant see apply windex you dirty bitches

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317790
congrats u won a free spot on the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>37317826
I'll bite, what list?

[Anonymous No.]

>another disaster month
n-next year everything will be better r-right chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

remember that one time gura spent over half of her costume reveal slot talking about shark reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else find Gura attractive or is it just me?

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318067
Just me the last chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318093
deez testicles and scrotum

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318067
You probably also want Gura to give you the sloppiest blowjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318123
While drowning her in my seed as she furiously fingers her self yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318093
Weird threadshitting during a time there isn't even really anyone here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318123
what's with people and sloppy oral nowadays

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318227
effort and realism the other choice is the wood pecker and 5 minutes of oblivious staring which is typically held at special needs classes or church school with the local father

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318227
Doesn't actually have to be sloppy

[Anonymous No.]

are these posts ai generated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318391
every post is by me including yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318227
I want Gura to give me the tightest and most technically proficient blowjob instead of being sloppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>37318227
I just want gura to blow me