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>She makes it into Eurovision
>She wins Eurovision
How would you react

>> No.37278923

>>37278870
99% of this board has never watched Eurovision

>> No.37278928
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37278928

>She makes it into Eurovision
not on my watch

>> No.37278945

>>37278870
I don't engage in impossible fantasies, unless she's black tranny jew, no matter how hard she tries she won't win.

>> No.37278969
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>>37278870
Bruh

>> No.37278973

>>37278945
Kiara is blacker than Mori though

>> No.37278978
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>>37278870
I'll literally fucking cheat at the televoting because having Kiara win would be fucking hilarious.
I hope Jap autists join in the cheating for the glory of hololive.

>> No.37279070

>>37278870
Would never happen since normalfags wouldn't vote for her so no point in thinking about it
But even if she somehow did, I'd feel disdain for the influx of ESLs making scat jokes that would flood the medium.
>>37278923
I'd like to think euros make up more than 1% of this board's population. Also countries like Azerbaijan and Australia are included so the number of viewers is bigger than you might think

>> No.37279134
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37279134

>>37278870
>Marine makes it into Eurovision
>She wins Eurovision with Kiara in second place
How would Kiara react?

>> No.37279197

>>37279070
>Would never happen since normalfags wouldn't vote for her so no point in thinking about it
Boy, you never watched Eurovision have you? Stupid gimick acts have won or made it close to winning a million times.

>> No.37279301

>>37279197
>Anons
>Talking about shit as if they know what they’re talking about when all their knowledge is from /pol/
A better combo doesn’t exist

>> No.37279379

>>37279197
I haven't watched in years because it doesn't interest me, used to watch it with my parents when young though.
Sure, gimmick entries may get far, but my point was she wouldnt be voted by Austrians/Germans as their representative in the first place. If she somehow did, maybe she'd get to top 5 due to the novelty. Or at least she'd have a decent chance, if she actually dropped the fucking chicken voice

>> No.37279401

>>37279070
Ah yes because feet and cumjar jokes are totally so much better than scat, dude the point I am trying to make is that VTuber fanbase is already cancer

>> No.37279457

>>37278870
Kiaras too straight to win the Eurovision

>> No.37279463

>>37279134
>t. knower
I would kek.

>> No.37279503

>>37279134
>Japanese winning anything amongst Western cucks voting
Yeah not going to happen

>> No.37279522

If she wins, I would say that Eurovision is barely worth anything, and it means nothing.

If she loses, Eurovision is a great event of big relevance that the likes of Orange Woman should never go near and know her place and just focus in graduate asap.

>> No.37279544

>>37279401
Doesn't mean we should want it to keep getting worse

>> No.37279546

>>37279457
Oh please, Kiara knows how to les it up for clicks.

>> No.37279568

>>37279070
>I'd like to think euros make up more than 1% of this board's population.
Being European doesn't mean you've watched eurovision.
t. bong that hasn't.

>> No.37279601

>>37279546
she's skinny, feminine, and white too many debuffs for the Euro market

>> No.37279652

>>37279522
>focus in graduate asap
selamat pagi

>> No.37279709

>>37279568
bongs voted to not be euros

>> No.37279754

>>37279522
Learn English you ESLdog

>> No.37279765

I'd kneel and never complain about her voice again.

As if, eurovision is for the gays.

>> No.37279773

>>37278870
Her getting in at all would be monumental, the seethe it'd generate could fuel several medium sized cities.
If she WINS? This board would irreparable (even beyond how awful it is now), and that'd be just great.

>> No.37279801

>>37279568
>thinking I included bongs in that statement
Anon I...

>> No.37279807

>>37278870
She will never be a man. Only trannies win Eurovision now.

>> No.37279844

>>37279807
See >>37279197

>> No.37279858

>>37279379
>I haven't watched in years
Based for proving >>37279301 right

>> No.37279897

>>37279801
Fair enough, but I wonder if there really are more than 1% continental Europeans /here/ in that case? They rarely out themselves.

>> No.37279969

Be proud of her for winning for my country.

>> No.37279991

Even if she got the votes, I doubt the woke judges would like a sexualized anime girl.

>> No.37280307

>>37279858
I was replying to
>>37279197
>Boy, you never watched Eurovision have you?
which was factually incorrect. From the few winner songs I've seen from the more recent events, it hasn't really changed much, apart from maybe the tech used. I've also never been to /pol/
>>37279897
Europe as a whole makes up like 10% of the world population and most speak English, so statistically I'd think there is a decent chunk of them here.

>> No.37280346

>>37278978
This right here. The final lineup's going to be Kiara, Niggers Tongue My Anus, and Marblecake (Also The Game).

>> No.37280383

Idk, jerk off in her honor?

>> No.37280394

>>37278870
Laugh a lot and become lucid inside the dream, the proceed to correct her

>> No.37280480

>>37278870
One of the rules of Eurovision is that the singer has to be physically on stage to sing. So unless she's willing to do Kiara cosplay she will never be able to enter the contest.

>> No.37280514

It would be kino. Eurovision was only kino once before.

https://youtu.be/gAh9NRGNhUU

>> No.37280607

>>37280480
She’s a virtual girl
So just put a screen on stage and boom there you go

>> No.37280634

>>37280480
and this a computer simulation where such things can never be changed or accounted for

>> No.37280681

>>37278870
I've heard of this but I'm American and have no clue how it works.

>> No.37280774

>>37280514
>Eurovision was only kino once before.
>muh Lordi
Spoken like a true secondary

>> No.37280820

>>37278870
How would that even work when she has to show up on stage? I doubt they'll install this VR stuff just for one act

>> No.37280833

>>37278870
does kiwawa appears in TV? No
does cover have a slot in any euro channel? No
her oportunities are nil

>> No.37280838

>>37280607
Sorry Kiara, but that won't work. The rules make a distinction between "on-stage live" and "off-stage live" and the lead singer has to be on stage (back-up singers can be behind the curtains).
So Kiara, you need to get your chicken outfit and get your cute ass on stage if you want to win.

>> No.37280895
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37280895

>>37280820
>>37280480
>>37280838
>Cover talks to the talent they represent
>Eurovision does a one time exception
There you go
>B-but Cover
I know no one on the catalog watches streams but they’ve been talking about making this possible with Kiara

>> No.37280982

>>37279522
hello egg

>> No.37281054

What's eurovision

>> No.37281107

>>37280895
Cover can't even get perms for games, how would they get perms for that?

>> No.37281110

>>37281054
The purest form of cringekino known to man.

>> No.37281116

>>37278870
>>37280895
They could also technically send Bae as well

>> No.37281218

>>37281054
When euros get an eye exam

>> No.37281224

>>37278870
I'd be marking like a madman.

>> No.37281340

>>37278870
I would praise the producer because her voice alone isn't better than the competition

>> No.37281439

>>37279897
Most of the posts on the flag-having boards are yuros. Eurovision thread is usually the fastest one on /mu/ or /tv/. I forgot which one considers it on-topic.

>> No.37281519
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37281519

>>37278870
>a joint /vt/ - /int/ event
That could be fun

>> No.37281608

>>37281519
/vt/ /int/ /mu/ /tv/ assemble!!

>> No.37281749

Do people actually watch the eurovision? For me it's just some annual national embarrassment competition more than anything else. The only thing I remember about it is when Lordi won with Hard rock hallelujah. I'm not even a finn but it just stood out so much compared to everything else.

>> No.37281818

>>37280895
>Eurovision does a one time exception
Eurovision is mega autistic about the levels of technology they'll allow, its a really hot issue given how many countries want to introduce more digital elements. They arent fucking the rules that hard so some bird lady can attempt to get nominated in Austria

>> No.37281869

>>37279070
Anon my euros do not watch eurovision.

>> No.37281879

>>37281749
The 2022 Eurovision had 160+ million watching and I’m pretty sure it broke 2 million CCV on YouTube

So yes people watch it

>> No.37281930

>>37278870
all eurovision wins are exclusively reserved for ukraine until at least 3 years after the end of the war. by the time a non-ukraine country is allowed to win eurovision again hololive EN might not even exist.

>> No.37281949

>>37281879
Must be a normalfag thing.

>> No.37281971

>>37281930
Its pretty meaningless considering they wont be able to host it for at least 10 years after the war

>> No.37282208

>>37281608
>no /tni/ board to complete the palindrome

>> No.37282343

>>37278870
>She wins Eurovision
Not a chance. She's neither tranny or ukrainian

>> No.37282578
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>>37278870
I’ll support anyone’s dream of getting up on the Big Stage and taking the Crown.

>> No.37282868

>>37278870
If you think there's already too much normalfags, tourists and people disrespecting the hobby's culture imagine the deluge if it is exposed on eurovision of all things.

>> No.37284080
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37284080

>>37278870
>Eurovision
Fake and gay.

>> No.37284134

>>37284080
Shum was 6 million times better than this.

>> No.37286217

>>37278870
She wouldn't even make it on Chucklevision.

>> No.37286253

That would never happen

>> No.37286344

>>37284080
>ukraine hosts next eurovision
>kiara goes to ukraine
>kiara gets hit by a missile
win win

>> No.37286710

>>37278870
>Eurovision
last time my country and few other votes got cut out because we had 0 votes for jewkrain.

>> No.37286939

Haven't cared about that since Lordi, it's all the same sounding family friendly (and gay pandering) pop garbage.

>> No.37287178

>>37281519
Why is gura poland here

>> No.37287569

>>37278945
>t. random chang falseflagging as a white /pol/tard to shit up catalog threads in /vt/
the cross-strait war can't come soon enough
>Captcha: KK00N

>> No.37287980

>>37284134
They got to win this time as a sorry for not winning last time

>> No.37288063
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>>37278870
>>37278945
>>37279457
It's not always about winning, just being part of it is alright for most to just try and be a fan favorite, as most wins due to politics, or based on where they wanna hold next eurovision. Would be fun to watch Kiara go for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dimG3KsQfFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUqf_zO2QaI

>> No.37288190

Didn't Ukraine win last year? Are they sending her to a literal battlefield?

>> No.37288228

>>37278870
I would listen to her songs if she sang in ANY OTHER LANGUAGE BUT MOON

>> No.37288255

>>37288190
They said if there was still war by then, they would hold it somewhere else.

>> No.37288296

>>37278870
There is no more faggot contest un the world than eurovision, only gay and trans people care about that, why would i?

>> No.37288307

>>37284134
Every song but maybe the random Detroit nigger they had for Germany had a better song, they weren't even Ukraine's first choice.

>> No.37288370

>>37278870
>ORIGINALS
>Lyrics: literally who
Idk anon, really not feeling that one

>> No.37288374

>>37279503
anon I...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alberto_Fujimori

>> No.37288376

>>37278870
the only time i'd ever willingly watch eurovision is if vtubers were in it

>> No.37288395

>>37278870
wtf is eurovision?

>> No.37288403

>>37288190
Because of the war, it's being hosted by 2nd place I.E. Britain

>> No.37288447

>>37288403
>I.E. Britain
My condolences kfp.

>> No.37288452

>>37288374
who?

>> No.37288499

>>37279379
>kiara won't make it to december without graduating
>kiara won't hit a million subs
>kiara won't get an interview with yagoo
>kiara won't get a 3d model
>kiara won't get a 3d concert
>kiara won't release a hit single
>kiara won't run for eurovision
YOU ARE HERE
>kiara won't get voted as the austrian representative
>kiara won't place in the top 5
>kiara won't win
>kiara won't cause a resurgence of interest in hololive and idol culture
>kiara won't become a billionaire fast food tycoon
>kiara won't restore the austro-hungarian dual monarchy
>kiara won't build an army of cybernetically-enhanced chickens to enforce her iron will
>kiara won't become the chancellor of the new world order
>kiara won't spike the phoenix burgers with ketamine to collectively activate humanity's eighth circuit of consciousness
>kiara won't lead the sol system alliance to victory against the rigellian axis
>kiara won't be elected galactic primarch
>kiara won't relocate kfp headquarters to the new jakarta colony in the delta quadrant
>kiara won't ditch the chicken voice

>> No.37288578

>>37279601
>she's skinny, feminine, and white too many debuffs for the Euro market
so was conchita

>> No.37288644

>>37288499
>YOU ARE HERE
Wait has she actually announced she's in the running and not just vagueposting on twitter?

>> No.37288711

>>37280838
i'm calling it now: she'll be one of the backup dancers in eggiara form

>> No.37288771

>>37280838
>who is Hatsune Miku
They can just use holograms
Eurovision does exceptions all the time to boost viewers
anyone thinking they would not love to have their first virtual artist clearly has never followed ESC
They love to point point out "this is the first [insert gender, sexuality, ethnicity, disability, etc.] ever performing in ESC"
Anything that has a touch of "modern thing" gets hyped as fuck.
Imho her chances are actually good.
t. European who watches every ESC since 1987

>> No.37288787

>>37281949
it is, but you forgot the space after "normal"

>> No.37288810

>>37288578
he had a fucking beard

>> No.37288871

>>37288810
so does kiara (me)

>> No.37289025

>>37281818
yes but what if it's some bird lady with an indonesian peafowl girlfriend
is that gay enough for the europeans

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>>37288711
check 'em boys, it's happening

>> No.37289216

Australia should win Eurovision

>> No.37290102

>>37280514
this, otherwise its really fucking gay

>> No.37290730

> >>37278969 makes it into Eurovision
> >>37278969 wins Eurovision
How would you react

Mating press

>> No.37290910

>>37278870
Eurovision is one of the most homosexual things to watch except for straight up porn, even if its for your oshi

>> No.37291542

>>37290910
Depends on the country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4I94tMIlkQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G71c48O3j-s
Yes I rather watch sports seeing some strong sweaty men getting all physical with each other.

>> No.37297645

>>37278870
cum

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