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Everyone wants to save him.

>> No.37071983

>literally incapable of sex
>entertainment for male fans to emasculate
>caged at nearly all times
>freedom solely dependent on girls whims
>doesn't flirt with her
>can't even talk
>average lifespan measured in years
>realistic lifespan measured in days
>will spend his entire adult life getting babyzoned
>shorter than every single male watching
>seen as cute for chat to freely emasculate
>vtuber happily joins in doing so
If every single male vtuber was like this, I wouldn't have an issue with male collabs

>> No.37072061

>>37071983
You forgot that he gets to touch and see pekora every day, even when she's not dressed.

>> No.37072140

>>37070642
Unfortunately Jill is just and an underage eop meme. Other male hololets are far more popular.

>> No.37072379

>>37070642
HER name is Jill, bigot.

>> No.37073417

Fucking monkey..

>> No.37073453

I will make her into a nice sandwich

>> No.37073634

>>37070642
He is the most handsome male

>> No.37073760

>>37070642
I bet Pekora masturbates his tiny monkey dick until it cums

>> No.37073800

>>37072379
then why Peko calls him Jill-Kun?

>> No.37073812

>>37073760
Anon, please

>> No.37073934

>>37071983
You have a good sense of humour anon.

>> No.37074013

>>37073800
Have you seen Jill's face? Pekora clearly enjoys torturing her.

>> No.37074122

>>37070642
>was
He's probably not alive anymore

>> No.37074268
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>>37074122
DON'T SAY THAT!
DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT!!

>> No.37074371

Pekora took dozens of pictures of him shortly after dying of malnutrition, arranged in different poses and held up by various taxidermy tricks. She will release these photos of him periodically throughout the next year to give the illusion that he is alive until she can find a similar simian.

>> No.37074402

>>37070642
I want to save him by introducing him back to nature instead of being an illegal housepet

>> No.37074513
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37074513

>>37074122

>> No.37074979

>>37074513
Is kinda sad. She thinks kaigakli care for him but some are just ridiculing her and her pet and the others are calling her.animal abuser

>> No.37075260

>>37074979
Yeah it seems she didn't understand that it's her antis that are making this meme not her fans

>> No.37075317

>>37071983
Yeah I can get behind this, however
>literally incapable of sex
Jill is hitting Pekomama everyday

>> No.37075569

>>37075260
You don't have to be anti to feel bad for animal or shitpost.

>> No.37075668

he's no taiga or wellington

>> No.37075694

>>37071983
god i want a cute femboy eunuch vtuber...

>> No.37075753

>No one will ever love you as much as Kiara loves her cats.

>> No.37076215

>>37075569
>ESL
Why are seaniggers like this?

>> No.37078394

>>37074122
What do you mean?

>> No.37081670

>>37071983
fpbp

>> No.37082325

>>37070642
Ankimo has more of a pull desu

>> No.37083552

>>37075694
I'm pretty sure there's a market for that

>> No.37085571

>>37082325
ankimo no has penor = arguably not male
jill has penor(?) + suicidal = 100% male

>> No.37086066

>>37085571
it doesn't count because with enough lube, tranquilizer, and effort, most girls could probably end up working Jills entire body inside their cunt
It is because of that fact that Jill is basically a disembodied penis. And because a man is not simply a penis, Jill is not a man.
But generally you can't just wholesale consume a penis like you can with Jill, so if you think about, Jill is more like anal beads than a penis. And Pekora is just showing off her new anal beads on Twitter.

>> No.37088498
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>>37072061
i wish i was a monkey...

>> No.37088866

>>37070642
rrat: after noel established the "hamster died, taking a break for a month" meta, everyone started buying short-lived pets in order to go on more fan-approved breaks.

The more heartless ones like sana and fauna actually murdered their own pets. RIP chonkers, you got put down too early just for a one week vacation.

>> No.37090221

>>37088866
Dubs of truth

>> No.37091951

>>37070642
PEKORA BOUGHT
A
FUCKING
MONKEY

>> No.37092052

>>37091951
Yeah she did.

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>>37071983
>>realistic lifespan measured in days
top kek

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