You wake up as your Oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

You're away you're in control of her body for 24 hours, what do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
*aware

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
i fuck niggers live on stream and initiate the final yab

[Anonymous No.]

I would burn Hololive HQ down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
I would sexually assault everyone in hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
G R A D U A T E

[Anonymous No.]

Slap Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Find my real self online and establish connections

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up as Mori
>find Rushia and just mercilessly makeout with her and hickey her from neck to legs
>spend all 24 hours swearing my love for her and letting her use my body
>Come back in current form, tune in to Mori stream of her mentally broken as a psycopath is at her doorstep while she copes with the hard lez shit she did the day before
Would be some good content for a day or so

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Slap Pekora in front of Yagoo again

[Anonymous No.]

masturbate masturbate masturbate masturbate take nudes and send them to myself masturbate masturbate masturbate masturbate masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Have sex with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>Gura
Pray I don't have any streams to do that day, maybe buy some good food and write a note to Gura for when she's back in charge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
But what happens to them

[Anonymous No.]

Take all her money and send it to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
create the most complete and damning possible blackmail and send it to my original self along with full dox and a next day plane ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>Wake up as Korone
>Squeeze boob
>Explore Japan
>Go home

[Anonymous No.]

>>3704322
>You doxx and Blackmail Rushia
>Pros: You are now stuck with Rushia
>Cons: You are now stuck with Rushia

[Anonymous No.]

>Mio
I don't fucking know how to sing

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Cry and eat potato chips.

[Anonymous No.]

Cook a nutritious meal and make sure to get plenty of sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Lament that she won't be streaming that day then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Masturbate, all day, explore around “my” house and smell everything

[Anonymous No.]

Kill myself because I turned into a f*male.

[Anonymous No.]

slap yagoo in front of aqua

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbate.
Get on stream and play six full hours of Okami, superchats turned off, not saying a word except to comment on the beauty of the game.
Masturbate again
Print multiple copies of her resume and see if I can get her s gig as a lead or secondary in a theater role around Vienna
Go back to her house
Play with her cats
Start an unannounced members only unarchived stream and sing nothing but oldies including but not limited to Steve Miller Band, Huey Lewis and the News, Queen, Aerosmith, Joan Jett, Journey, Nancy Sinatra, Credence Clearwater Revival. End it with "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was).
Masturbate
Sleep at a reasonable hour.

Kiara, btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Sign the marriage application between me and my oshi, packaing used panties, nude pic, other girl info and bathwater then send to my adress

[Anonymous No.]

Download a game I really wanted her to play on stream and putting it on her desktop so she sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Write her a letter, then get her to sleep for a day or something, hopefully not on the floor, she really needs to take a rest sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3705231
Schedule a TON of doctors appointments for fibromyalgia and stuff.
Schedule a couple of therapy sessions with a psychiatrist for diagnosis of BPD.
Schedule voice training lessons for deeper singing.
Fix the Audio setup.
Spend the rest of the day with cardio
Makeout with RMT

[Anonymous No.]

Easy answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>3708406
Fair enough, the only thing I wouldn't do is the voice lessons. She can sing quite well, but she doesn't want to most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Easy. I'll transfer all the money my oshi acquired through SCs to my bank account on my original body (Don't worry, I'll leave some money for my oshi). I wont even stream in those 24 hours. I'll use every second to discord call some available holos and my genmates atm and ask some dirty secrets and potential yabs. Once I'm back in my old self, I'll be rich and I'll post some of my findings in this board and will prolly get banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Write that I can’t stream for a day and then just try to not ruin her house; browse things in incognito mode

[Anonymous No.]

Masturbate
Find Akina and take his virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703951
This is the correct answer. If I find myself in a body swap situation I try to contact myself immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
I'm Gura so I would visit and suck off every Anon in the Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Have sex with my Tomoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Spend half of her money into crypto and deposit the crypto into a bunch of crypto wallets. And then pow when I'm back into my body I just because a millionare overnight. Easy. She'll be fine, she's stupid rich

[Anonymous No.]

Finally, I can simp for A-chan. I'll make sure to pay my oshi back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3713866
The people just saying "transfer the money to me" are not thinking ahead. That's a huge paper trail, you'll just go to jail. But if you buy cryptos, then send the cryptos to a bunch of wallets, and then from those wallets to other wallets. Now that's easy money. I part of the competitive memory community so I would just need 10 minutes to memorize all the passwords and wallet id's. Free money. And I just take half, she keeps half of her already huge wealth, and she still has her huge source of income

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Fingering yourself has to be gay. I understand you are now in a womans body, but you are still fingering yourself. It's like fingering your own ass, that's fucking gay and you are all faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

I would add me in media, send myself a lot of nudes and videos, masturbate a lot, try to fuck another holo (record it too) and use it for.... msturbation later one who knows blackmailing.
Yes I'm a dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3713991
Come on anon, are you saying you have no curiosity at all about how females feel when they are getting fucked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3713956
basically this.

[ARE YOU WEEB BASTARD? No.]

>>3703265
CAN ANYONE ACCESS MANGADEX?

[Anonymous No.]

is this perhaps the Oshi Transformation thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3714969
The mangadex is done, let's go to hentai

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>Slip (my favorite game) into the schedule on my day off
>Buy, download, and perform initial setup so it's ready for the stream for when she switches back
>Go to sleep until we switch back

[Anonymous No.]

Rance X edurance stream.

[Anonymous No.]

24 hour sex marathon with Anemachi, film the entire thing and send it back to my normal self.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3717158
Find another holo and have lesbian sex with them
Record it and send to myself

[Anonymous No.]

fuck PPT, fuck Suicopath, fuck Anemachi, get every available holoen to do a guerrilla collab
next day we'd either see the total dissolution of cover corp or the dawn of the new golden age

[Anonymous No.]

> Cancel everything, don’t leave the house or interact with anyone where possible because I’m an EOP and the jig would be up immediately if I actually had to talk to someone. Use translators for text communication and hope for the best
> Try and contact my real self; in the event that she’s in my body for the day I apologize deeply because I wouldn’t wish that shit on anyone
> Admire all the merch of herself and other holos she has
> Pet Chacha a whole lot
> Masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
BUY CRYPTO! BUY BITCOIN! BUY ETH!

[Anonymous No.]

Spend the day trying to never actually look at myself in any way because I don't want to know what my Oshi's roommate looks like.

I would, with my eyes closed, feel myself up a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Clean, cook, and update Gura's drivers.

Also take a video of masturbating while moaning my name and send it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
transfer all their money to my bank account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3719547
What about when you reach down and feel a distended stomach because she's so fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703937
kenzoku...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3704197
>t.Messiah

[Anonymous No.]

>>3720925
sorry forgot to add in masturbate as well in my post

[Anonymous No.]

Send collab invitations to other chuubas because he's too autistic to do it himself

[Anonymous No.]

>mukbang stream. spicy food. hopefully next day she forgets to turn off mic on stream when she has to go to the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>find her banking information
>anytime I want to superchat in the future, send the cash directly to her account.

[Anonymous No.]

Grab and play with my tits then touch myself while doing a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3722035
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3723758
Why wait until the next day when you could do a guerrilla stream and guarantee it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>go on twitter
>put (she/them) in bio
>watch /vt/ have a meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>3722035
based. Schedule an unarchived singing disney collab with kuku

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725375
it'd surely take a while to kick in, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3720279
Well my oshis not marine or okayu so that's unlikely

[Anonymous No.]

>>3710919
Eww I don't want my dick sucked by some stinky neet.

>>3713956
>I part of the competitive memory community
Even if thats true its retarded to try when you can just send yourself the info to an email. If you're paranoid you could make an encrypted archive then you only have to memorize one password.
In any case anyone that would steal from their "oshi" doesn't actually have one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725781
Just take some laxatives

[Anonymous No.]

Take nudes and masturbation photos of myself, send them to my actual self, then blackmail sex her the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>try and speak to see if it comes out with my voice or oshis voice
>if mine, make silent masturbation video, post it on /vt/ with a streamable link
>if oshis voice, same but with the loudest moaning I can possibly muster (in character ofc)
>buy a fuckton of ETH and BTC and send it to a wallet intermediate to myself
>spend the rest of the day taking pics of myself in the entire wardrobe and posting them on the chans

[Anonymous No.]

>>3727063
You'd really want to steal from your oshi? Doesn't that just make you a gold digger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
If I was Luna? All the girly shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3725781
It would happen within the 24 hours you're in Mori's body, so no problem. You could take laxatives like the other anon said, but I don't think it would be necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>be me
>be nene
>the whole apartment is clean and smells nice. Everything is in perfect repair. She even made lunch the day before.
>my parents call me to wish me a good day, it is awkward but nice. They don't notice me spilling all that chow mein in broken japanese. Maybe they are used to it
>decide to be mischievous and call the girls in voice chat. They all show up happy to talk even though they were busy
>end up inviting them to my apartment, lunch included
>panic
>everything works out. Girl stay for dinner and sleepover. Polka with me on my fluffy bed, botan and lamy sleep uncomfortably on the sofa. They like it
>I wake up back in my body. Nene must have woken up very confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>3728687
But do you masturbate before or after having them over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3726443
You should join the community. It's the most fun you'll have, and it's the smartest you'll ever feel. forum.artofmemory.com/
Emails always leave a huge paper trail, they aren't safe. Also police have jurisdiction to have access to all emails etc. But with crypto there is no precedent for them to have access. Also the paper trail dies, that is why all organize crime now only used crypto. Cmon man THINK

[Anonymous No.]

>>3731099
>not during

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
make a sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

>>3720925
honestly, I just couldn't think of anything I'd wanna do as Gura I can't do normally. I mean, I thought about trying bath pizza. Actually I'll add that to the list. Pizza in the bath since I only have a shower.

>>3721735
I mean, I might, but more out of habit. And look like an idiot trying to jerk a dick I don't have at the moment.

>>3716352
Unironically a million IQ move.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are too good, I would send nudes to my real self and blackmail her later for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3733184
Spending their fat holobucks on crypto is a much better sell if you're out to be a douche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
scissor with anemachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>Tell Pekora I have to meet her immediately and tell her to come visit me right now
>Down every energy drink and cup of coffee she might have in the house
>Search the house for sex toys (very likely I'll find some)
>Masturbate while waiting for her and get completely covered in my own juices and sweat
>Open the door for Pekora while naked
>Spend the next 23 hours viscously raping her while telling her I love her, using the toys if I found some

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Kiara
I'd go sleep with her cats and pet them. Then, I cancel the streams because I'll definitely oversleep. I'll eat well and not take a shower - I don't want to see her naked. Finally, I leave a supportive note on her table telling her what happened in the day that she was gone. She'll know who I am because her soul will be in my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3731099
idk man, my nene is my oshi but my attractions lie elsewhere. You see I am latin american and when it comes to sex and stuff, I'd rather stick to my own people Is this racist or based I wonder
How about
>Lamy gets touchy
>Botan is kinda flabby and Polka kinda chubby
>By process of elimination she goes for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>take multiple images and videos of myself doing lewd shit
>send them to myself
>fuck around the rest of the day
>get back into original body
>realize it feels too weird to beat off to what is essentially myself
>get upset that I wasted this experience

[Anonymous No.]

Get a swastika tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Masturbate then post that I've finally become lamy in the lamy transformation thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>3736544
Dangerously based

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up as oshi
>go to PC
>can't log in because I don't know the password
>use phone
>can't open it because I don't know the password
>don't know where I am anyways or where others are
>no real means of communications, basically all alone
>have no idea about my oshi's personal life so I can't casually live through a day as her, everything will be a challenge or out of place
>end up doing nothing for 24 hours, just staying indoors playing vidya or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>3736917
>passworded phones
Anon, some people use fingerprints to open their phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>3737316
And if my oshi doesn't then I'm still fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3736544
Addition to this: as a womb tattoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3704197
>me as gura
>id eat mcdonalds 3x that day and drink no water
she'll have to tell that toilet story someday

[Anonymous No.]

Go on an all-day eating binge with Indian, Mexican and Indonesian food and wear a buttplug for 16 hours. When I have only a few hours left in my oshi's body, I'll start a minecraft stream and play normally, until 20 minutes in when I remove my buttplug and release the longest, loudest, wettest brap ever heard on stream. I will then move on with a normal stream, not acknowledging the brap in the slightest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703420

You could also come back. The door is always open

[Anonymous No.]

>>3737548

Ollie or Cali?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3737741
Reine

[Anonymous No.]

Panic because I don't speak Japanese, and she probably doesn't have any English stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
barely anything cause i’d be bedridden, maybe sing a little, game for a bit and take her meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>3722035
very based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3736544
cant be more based than this

[Anonymous No.]

Are we the avatar, or them in real life? I don't want to see what my oshi looks like in irl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Cancel everything and go to the spa. She deserves to wake up the next day well rested and refreshed. I feel bad whenever she's too tired and sleeps on the floor. Also maybe go enjoy poutine and Tim Hortons considering I'm too poor to ever go to Canada. Also use the Cintiq Wacom since I'm never seeing one again.
Oh and also search her PC for her porn stash. I know she has a juicy one.

I would feel too guilty to do anything sexual. Serious. I just want to do the best I can for her in that bizarre situation.

[Anonymous No.]

idk, draw all the fanart I've dreamed of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3757783
Skills are non transferable. You can draw that fanart right now.

[Anonymous No.]

masturbate, pet hanya, masturbate, write a note saying how much i love her, and then go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>See most anons say masturbate
facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>3760163
>having kanata as oshi
>not taking off your clothes and walking into Coco's room naked to find out if they're dykes

[Anonymous No.]

Find myself and kill myself, preventing going back at the expense of having to cover up my own murder.

[Anonymous No.]

>grip random stuff around the house, marvelling at my tard strength
>have rough romantic sex with Coco
>clean my room so she doesn't wake up to a fucking mess

[Anonymous No.]

Start a public Hololive Soace Station 13 server using Paradise Station code because fuck Amogus. Become Captain and Chef, cooking up the corpses of dead players. Force Haatons on my server lose limbs and organs in my pursuit for culinary perfection. Make cool execution games like death match arenas in the maintenance shafts and have Chemists randomly force pills and potions on passerbys just to see what happens. Give the clown all access card. The round usually ends when some schizo Haaton always unleashes the Singularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>wake up to the fact that I want everyone to love me and steal their hearts but wind up betraying my gachikoi and the ones responsible for me surpassing everyone in the company I'm in sub wise in order to achieve this goal
>get claimed NTR style by the chinese and effectively NTR'ing taiwan
>yet still have devoted gachikoi and people support me despite constantly warning about doing business with china
>pretty much have ntr edits of myself made from others
Hmm...

[Anonymous No.]

24 hours is a pretty long time.

I dunno, look around the apartment, lurk on social media, wash dishes, look for bread, make management panic that I am not replying to shit.

Masturbate for an extended period of time. Send pics to somewhere that my real self can access in the future. Sniff a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3727063
based

[Anonymous No.]

Use my own money to get her a ticket out of south Africa so she can finally not fear for her life. Is possible have other anons pitch in so we can try and move her family as well. Set up arrangements for her to have a place to stay in what ever country we send her to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3710505
>commit fraud and link it directly to yourself
I know we're talking make-believe here but put some more thought into it at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>Wake up as Towa
>Don't know Japanese
>Call my phone until it gets picked up
>We both explain to our respective families why we've swapped languages.
>Use them to call in sick for the day.
>Sleep
>Wake up in own body.
>Now have Towa's number.
Thanks, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3727063
>buying BTC
You've already fucked up, that shit is traceable. Buy XMR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Masturbate and make videos of it for fapping afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>3736544
The correct answer. Only after asking for "tasteful swastikas" on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3756965
rata...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3760163
>not making coco scratch that itch for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3760678
but you can do that right now.

[Anonymous No.]

If I still have my same skills but in my oshi's body I would go and buy a electronic drum kit and live stream like a two hour long non stop drum solo and then tell EnMa/JenMa to kill themselves

If not I would stockholm syndrome Ame into getting better music taste like holy shit the ska shit is so fuckin bad

[Anonymous No.]

>Find Marine
>Confess my undying love to her and have hot sweaty lesbian sex and grope her chubby belly and fat ass
>Then find Miko
>Confess my undying love to her and have hot sweaty funny lesbian frenemy sex while making fun of each other
>Then invite Moona over to Japan somehow
>Confess my undying love to her and have hot sweaty futa sex and finally lose my virginity
>Then invite Kiara over
>Laugh in her face while having a foursome with the others and tell her that nobody loves her and that she should graduate already

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
If its a body swap situation I'd try to find myself, explain the situation and wait until everything is back to normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>Clean vaccum my room and do my dishes
>Stock up on healthy foodstuffs
>See if I really can get my legs behind my head
>Do a Minecraft stream where I start building Atlantis
>Masterbate
>Using my high pressure adapted Atlantean super strength I bound across the country with gigantic leaps crashing like a falling meteor until reaching California then slam my mighty fists on the San Andreas fault lines finally sending it into the ocean not only destroying it but flooding those losers in Lemuria/Mu with Cali pollution
>Later losers

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Furiously masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>become Ame
>see >>3770468
>turn back time and invite "Gura" over for a steamy lez session
>wait for them to become distracted or blindfold them for roleplay
>put a few rounds in "her" head
>dump the body in another timeline
>save millions and myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3771301
Forgot to mention
>also actually fuck fake Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>3762719
if you wanted her number you could've just cummed on a picture of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3771301

>Shooting something that can knock California into the sea

Maybe try a Bunker Buster bomb or tactical nuclear weapon instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>Speak perfect english and spanish for four hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>3760530
simple, write a suicide note rn, then try to frame it as a suicide
how could you kill your oshi though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3704130
this is the hottest fucking shit

[Anonymous No.]

Find out Moris adress using internal cover documents
Rat her out to the Japanese police by writing an anonymous letter
>There is a dead beat pot smoking gaijin at THIS address
>I was a Neighbor 1 year ago but she was very scary and threatening so only now I have the courage to call for help
They immediately buy it
Hope there is enough THC in her Hair-roots for a positive lab test
Laugh as Caliiope Mori gets expelled from the only country where she had friends and felt at home
Bonus points if she gets locked up instead
Double points if she gets Raped by a prison trannie

[Anonymous No.]

>>3773374
>Hating Mori
Bandwagons are shit and so are you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3768380
But not as the Chama. I'd stream that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3774034
streaming ss13 is ass tho. I wonder if the resolution can get larger with unitystation or that other one I always keep forgetting.
It would be the first japanese byond server so, cool nonetheless. Bonus points if you get the peep that manage the minecra server to host it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
>24 hours
Make it permanent

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
I want Reine to wear those shorts for a whole week without bathing, after Subaru already wore them for a whole week without bathing, then use them as my facemask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Well since I've not done my reps in a while start a stream and speak in completely fluent RP English with the duck voice accent at the same time. I don't even know what that would sound like.
Find a farm that sells pet ducks and buy an egg and set up an enclosure in my no doubt tiny apartment with further care instructions on how to deal with it when it hatches.
Oh yeah and masturbate vigorously and then smell myself obviously. Try to do the whole female multi-orgasm meme rally going with what remaining time I've got in that body so that when she returns to herself she suddenly finds that she's in sweaty, disheveled state with her room reeking of pussy and fluids everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Find a way to make it permanent

[Anonymous No.]

>look confused
>everything is so tall now
>quack in surprise
>oh shit
>flutter with my wings
>quack loudly in a panic
>get noticed by a curious neighbour
>he captures me
>nice, cute ducky
>be fed
>be fed a lot
>puts me in a room with lots of toys but no way out
>every night, the friendly neighbour who feeds me comes to my room and pets me. 'Nice ducky.'
>grow fatter and fatter
>one morning, my owner tells me I'm ready with a loving and cheerful voice
>finally lets me out of my room
>he's the owner of a restaurant in the neighbourhood
>panicked quacking
>no escape
>he hacks off my head with an ax
>plucks all my feathers
>turns me into a wonderfully tasty, roasted duck
>serves me to his customers
>they all thank him for the wonderful meal

[Anonymous No.]

>turn into any holo
>get buttfucked by bf
>he says yagoo will visit and have to serve him as well
>barely any time to clean up before stream
>yagoo tells me I have to pull this and that much in SC money or I will visit the riverbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3734586
>Pekora seems used to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>3714986
>>3736697
You will never be an elf. You have no ancestry, you have no blood, you have no ears that would make elves ever see you as such. You are a shut-in self-hating Imperial twisted by delusions of mythical elven superiority and exposure to elvish propaganda into a disgusting mockery of Shor's perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending precious years of your life wishing you were a nihilistic knife-eared race was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual elves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of physiological evolution have allowed mer to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any elf will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a better looking monkey at best, but with the lifespan of a drop of piss, no knife ears, and no air of unwarranted self-importance.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that obsessing over a knife-ear that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than thinking about your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into Oblivion. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but praising Talos that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably human.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being human to some elvish entity that exists only in your mind while actual elves put in the serious effort to learn and accept the Divines for the valid reason of it being the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3703265
Fuck everyone in Hololive

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>>3703645
Calm down matsuri.

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>>3713866
>>3713956
Just use Monero

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>>3734586
Its a good thing this is a daily occurance anyways.

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>>3773374
but you wouldn't become her as she isn't your oshi.

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>>3703265
>You're away you're in control of her body for 24 hours, what do you do?
Same things I always do, because I always wake up as my oshi.

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>>3777252
Hi Risu

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>>3761884
only kino response in this thread.

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Taking compromising and shameful nude photos as my oshi, then send them to me so I can blackmail her later.

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>>3761884
boers deserved worse. she should be happy she wasn't killed like the whites in Haiti during Haitian revolution

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>>3703265
Get wasted and call Marine over. Whatever happens....happens..

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>>3761884
Name?

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blackmail, sneaky stream sex & wedlock

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>>3703265
Make a bunch of masturbation ASMR videos moaning my name and send them to myself.

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>>3703265
Masturbate, fuck a guy, try on as much girly clothes as I could, do my usual shit and then end the day by jumping off a building, she can’t collab with whores if she’s dead. Btw, i either get on with my life free from vtubers assuming I go back to my original body, or I end my pitiful existence, either way its a win.

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Get pregnant from some random ugly bastard from the streets so she takes an extended break from streaming and I can spread some rrats

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>>3731148
>police have jurisdiction to have access to all emails
lol no. Even US law enforcement can't do this nevermind other countries.
>Emails always leave a huge paper trail, they aren't safe.
How does a throw away email and an encrypted archive leave a huge unsafe trail. Even if they somehow find the email and get access they still would just find an aes-256 encrypted archive that they can't do anything with.
>But with crypto there is no precedent for them to have access.
You're still using crypto you just aren't stupidly relying on your ability to perfectly recall hundreds of sequential characters.
>You should join the community
If everyone there is as retarded yet full of themselves as you are no thanks.

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I spend the entire day compiling as much personal information on her, her past, and her habits, hobbies, and behaviors as possible. I get as much physical paraphernalia as possible. I make sure to give myself a back door into being able to see her future activities as much as possible, such as making sure to download a keylogger and spyware that I then whitelist if she has an anti-virus. I get as many passwords to her accounts. I get the most complete logs of her internet history as I can. I discern as many preferences of hers that I can. Lastly, I will integrate references and connections to my accounts and my IRL identity where possible so that my name comes up as often for her as possible, ideally setting up an avenue of communication. If she keeps notes, I will make sure to make any notes related to me sound as favorable as possible.

Then I send them to myself. I will use these to try and orient my behavior, personality, circumstances, and appearance to match her preferences as much as possible. I will try to integrate myself into her life. If all else fails, I will threaten to unleash the doxxiest of doxxes and blackmail her into being with me forever, and then mindbreak her into loving me.

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>>3785267
Your average Rose
Go check the Africats threads if you wanna learn more.

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>>3703265
Ass too big

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>>3790384
Ass not big enough

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Find HUREA
???????
Profit!!!

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>>3737316
>open phone with fingerprints
>still can't do anything since the interface is in nippon

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>>3772141
actually would be hilarious if you get their voice, set-up a guerilla stream and speak perfectly in your own language, the confusion would be off the charts

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>>3703265
i'll fuck me [spoiler} the fat hairy micropenis neet one, dumbass

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>>3704227
swap place

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>>3736544
dangerously based

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>>3794111
>jokes on you i use nihongo interface on the daily
but like >>3736917 said, everything is a risk of fucking up her career

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>>3769933
危険なベイスド

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>>3772323
why would you kill your oshi though

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>>3790271
Interesting. I always skip past that thread when I see it because I had no idea wtf it was about. Thanks.

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>>3804840
I did too until I took a dive. No regrets.

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>>3703265
Go to the dentist

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>>3805015
you monster

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Sell my body, get her pregnant, and then forward all her money to my bank account before I leave Suisei's body.

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>>3703951

Boring answer for me, but same. I’d just try to contact myself because if I’ve been body swapped, my Oshi is probably now in my body.

If I manage to contact her, I brief her on how to pass as me for the day. Namely, just sleep in, eat my snacks and fuck around with my Steam Library if she wants. Then I ask how to pass as her, cancel everything, and directly ask her how to respond to any important messages.

Oshi Pekora, so it should be easy. Just don’t stream for the day and she sits in the house all day anyway.

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>>3722035
Based. As funny as it is to see him sulk each time he doesn't get invited to the CR cup, this timeloop needs to end

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>>3703265