/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Meanwhile in 1800's /vt/

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>>37009161
Doth not alloweth the current happenings distract thee from the fact yond madame Pekora hath bought a fucking monkey.

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Gentlemen, the Lady Kirin resumes her activities in less than 30 minutes. I dare say I have been feeling quite perplexed during her absence, but I am sure the soothing melody of her voice shall wash away my worries post haste

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>>37009656
vvvvvvv....
I missed The Lady of the Grove. My heart will enjoy this brief respite with her presence.

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>>37010064
keep your wits man, you're in public and you're embarrassing yourself...

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>>37009359
a fornication ape ??

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>>37009359
Ah, a thespian acting out the role of a knave from ages long past! How quaint.
>>37011275
My good sir, you speak to an admirer of Lady Ceres. Their kind has no wits to keep, having fallen into the depths of madness and passion.

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My good sirs I seem to have, on my ventures to the far east, come down with a case of the Japanisma.
I have found thus information within one of the inventories of one of the silk road merchants.
Do you think I could leave my parents on the farm and become a star?
Perhaps I dream too much. Well. Back to making sure the pigs aren't eating the chicken eggs again.
Still. Ah. Nevermind. Church is the morrow. I'll confess to the priest and see what he thinks.

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Be sure to make your 1800s shitpost on a burner connection if you're going to mention a janny, this spineless manchild might actually try to ban you for 3 days. Good thing they're essentially useless since they can't make a ban stick for shit.

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the shrubs cry the name of the lady kirin. why shed tears little ones? why water the earth with your eyes?

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>>37015124
'Tis the only way we propagate m'lord. We're blessed with abundance and cry out the Lady's name as we pass by so as the grass grows it knows who to follow when the time comes to arise.
It's...its tiring M'lord but the rise of not only saplings but mandrakes and other flower children are a great boon to the alchemists. I believe one man went with a sapling to find a cure for Polio. Imagine no longer needing an iron lung!
I just hope they cease trying to transmute lead into gold. What good is money in the natural world?

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>>37014055
Even the most learned of gentlemen squanders in presence of the Orient, their lunar teachings shall forevermore remain a queer curiosity.

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>>37016307
I find myself intreagued in your culture, as well as your views on the natural world. I too am an admirer of the lady kirin and her creations. However my reasurch on others prevents me from setteling down with only her.

Such as the rodent woman of chaos, and the time mistress, and the owl maiden. The astral woman caught my eye for a time but it appears her vissage has gone distant as if late. I wish to preach the unification of my reasurch subjects. Perhaps a sense of community among the lot who follow such maidens.

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>>37016831
I am very flattered, but be wary! It is said that the Lady of the Grove can turn men into treants!
Despite how kind they all are, their powers give most pause! Gods and being fickle...not too unusual I suppose.
Mind not their capriciousness however, any investigator is likely to be welcomed warmly, so long as ye are able to handle the eccentricities of each kingdom.
I have heard tales of the devout of time building meat golems to act as an avatar of their lady!
Quite the tall tale I hope. Golems always turn! Perhaps that explains her cavorting.
Oh! Be careful! I just planted some daffodils!
Uuu...I want to hear the story about Johnny Appleseed again...

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>>37009656
my heart overflows with joy! The forest is alive once more with the sapling's elated crooning.

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Lady Kiara's broadcast was exceptionally cute. I cannot believe she covered sir Mozart's music.

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>>37017290
>>37016831
Is it I, or does this interaction beginning to resemble a sidequest? What ventues does a sapling and a traveler have?

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>>37017860
What in god's name is a broadcast?

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>>37017860
>>37018560
Casting? Broadly? You mean to say casting as in casting a net? Is the lady Kiara now a fisherwoman? Why have I uphitherto not heard such news! Verily, this alteration of profession shall go down in history, I say. You may mark my words for later reference, to know that I was correct in my stipulations.

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>>37018148
A legendary venture! One where we right the world and cast down foul Lords! Even the Lorax would be impressed as our journeys brought forth what would become wood elves! A story to change the world!
Uuu! Uuu! UUUUS RO DAH!
(Sorry.)

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>>37018886
https://youtu.be/AVy7YPNP_zI

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>>37018886
Such an eccentric fellow arent you? I'd lie if I said I wasn't charmed by such energy. The saplings are quite the treat

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(Thus the medieval gentle class frolic'd with the woodland spirit, one often frequently underutilized in one anon's humble opinion. Merryment was made and wine and ale were passed around. A gentle sapling recommended planting a tree in the center of town so everyone would feel more comfortable in the woods! Shh! Don't let the church know! Uuu!)

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>>37009161
Wouldn't exist as no one would put a woman up on a pedestal

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>>37020805

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Lord Almighty, I seek forgiveness, for my desire to engage the Lady Rodent in producing many children crosses into sinful lust rather than the simple duties of matrimony as your lordship intended.

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>>37021986
As you may know, the Lord measures one's intentions based on ones actions. So long as you refrain from sinful positions such as houndy-style or reverse-horseback, and instead make use of procreative stances such as missionary or pressing in a manner reminiscent of mating, you may copulate as much as your stamina permits, even if your mind wanders to more sinfully inspired thoughts. It's the actions that count.

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>>37021986
Yes. That is quite usavory. I'd like you to submit any other portraits you have of said rat for my personal colle-- *ehem* to rid you of such filth

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>>37009161
The shrubs are up to their shenanigans Jonas. I'm elated to know that their patron mother has returned however the increasing amount of shrubbery has me deeply concerned. Will this not attract the tree critters? You know the ones that violate their anal cavities?

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>>37022518
Alas, I cannot bear to have many suitable to trade in a public space, as her very visage lights a fire in me I can scarcely hope to quench without lowering myself to the urges of a common beast. I fear the devil's hand in this woman's effect on my senses, for I am a pious and upstanding man otherwise, yet my unguarded thoughts and dreams call to mind the siring a brood much larger than any man ought to desire.

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>>37023021
Stewert, I need you and any other able bodied man to go out and hunt these creatures down with extreme prejudice. We will protect the anal cavities of every sapling we canor we will die trying

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>>37023035
Alright lad. This may be crass but in order to satiate this burning lust within your core you must mate with this succubus until she bears you 5 children. No more. No less. It is only through constant breeding will she no longer haunt you.

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>>37024434
If only I could act on these urges, but propriety and the lord's will condemn these thoughts to the realm of fantasy only. Ah, to be blessed with such a woman, yet unable to possess her, what cruel fate places these women before us?

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>>37014055
Repent anon of this madness and heresy. A fellow of breeding such as yours ne'er shall join with the Nipponese. 'Tis as queer a thought as a man becoming a woman, or an elf of the Nordic realms. The scrawlings here are no true writing; they are but a curse devised to render one idle and therewith let in the Devil.

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>>37018858
'Tis poetic, saith I. The lady Kiara becoming a fisherwoman, to supply the man called Yagoo, the greatest fishmonger of all, if you catch my meaning. O! Such drollery.
(As for that chap with his new "connected cycle" clan, though he puts the very jest in his moniker, he is but a pale imitation.)

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>>37009161
Gura was at the Congress of Vienna and her denying Tsar Alexander the cunny is what made him such a petulant bitch. He was cranky because he wanted the shark cunny. It's a shame that Metternich gave all the cunny to Northern Italy.

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There are reports that the first man to give the Tsarina a son will rule from Crimea to Vladivostok. Who will be the lucky man to lay with the lion and have her bear his child, even with her at such an advanced age?

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>>37034648
Tis I. A healthy virile man such as myself.

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>>37035173
Signed with utmost regard,
Me

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>>37035173
>>37035520
Curious. I cannot recall penning these missives.

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Dost not the posts of this thread seem inclined toward the Lady Kirin? O daresay it may be an vvv thread all along!
Now behold the likeness of the merrily gay dragon! Dost it not arouse you to cheer in merriment along with it?

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>>37039600
Tell us, man, why do you speak so gaily as though rehearsing a shakespearean play? Do you think yourself in a different era than the present?

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>>37039600
Gentlemen, I find myself lusting for the lavender dragon despite her boyish nature; is this natural, or be it a sign of dormant sodomite desires?

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>>37024172
Aye, they are venturing as we speak Jonas. We can only pray they do not come at us in droves.

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>>37039858
Certainly not. Not if you first declare your intent to make a proper lady of the errant woman. Beneath the boyish ways of her sort proper women awaiting only the finest husband, if she seems hesitant to renounce her ways, then getting her with child ought to make her more agreeable.

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Forgive me gentlemen for i must lament in public so, as i fear for my hearts frailty. Mine dearest oriental muse, Lady Nadeshiko, shall be departing for a fortnight voyage to the commonwealths.. I fear i cannot bear such seemingly infinity of silence, to be departed from her sprightly company, her velvety voice, her soft and comforting bosom. I am at a loss, i'd pray to God for firmness of the heart, but alas my Lady is prone to the allure of the dark arts..

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>>37040059
You admit your heart and mind cannot survive such an absence? You were never going to endure.

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Cheesed to meet thy acquaintance

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>>37040130
We shall retire to my quarters for procreation!

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>>37040130
Coital Clasp!

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>>37040130
MARRIAGE

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Beware! Beware, this harlot of the sea! Her personal filth and thrice soiled clothes have surely attracted the foul spirits of hell!

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>>37040130
By the order of our court we herebg sentance the rat succubus to be mated with by every man in our ranks. Our bloodlines shall be secured!

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>>37040428
Imagine the scent dripping out the seems of her dank crevices

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>>37019275
DAMN IT TODD HOWARD YOU DID IT AGAIN

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>>37040487
Foul stench! Would that any of our number could relay the specifics of such a horrid aroma. Purely for the sake of avoidance, of course!

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Fine gentlemen, may I present a peculiar problem? I cannot determine if this person is a white tomboy or a negro male. You see, it has been misbehavin’ and I need to know the proper correction to apply. May I ask for suggestions?

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>>37039893
Let their droves come, Stewert. Saves us the effort of going to them.

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>>37040645
May I ask. Who?

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>>37040645
Dare I say. Anal probation is correction a plenty.

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Gentlemen, I confess this Lady's foul witchcraft threatens to turn me from my faith. Even now, the alluring idea of her making use of sorcerous tonics upon me in the pursuit of carnal hedonism stirs a fire in my loins!

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>>37039600
The Lady Moonwyrm never fails to bring cheer. By your grace my day is brightened.
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>>37040033
Repent, sinners! Know ye well that November be the month of abstinence!

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>>37041584
I regret that I have failed to abstain on the first day of this very month.

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>>37041584 (I)
>>37040841
The same to you, o fornicator.

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>>37040841
Do you fear the inevitable advancement of science? If her projects work out you'll go down in history! Perhaps even get some of the money from Nobel's Prize for Chemistry!

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>>37040130
RRat

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>>37009161
yeah

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Admire my endearing shark spouse!

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>>37046121
Prithee, next time beseech the artist to depict the tail more voluptuous that envisioned here.