/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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meanwhile in 1800's /vt/

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WHO DARES CALL MY OHSI A HARLOT?!

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I'm aware this is a sore topic for many, but I must speak my mind. despite all that has occurred, and all that has been said, I can't bring myself to hate lady Kronii. I care not if she's collaborated with males.

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>>36818134
It is by majority that today, in the day of our Lord; November the 9 of the year 1822, all damsels that dareth to cross paths with unrefined gentlemen are to immediately be called harlots. This new law shall be effective on all town centers post haste. Today's court is adjourned, please remember to take of thy memes and slander with thou.

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>>36819240
The cuckoo bird has laid its eggs in your nest and you have seen and understand this, yet you still warm them as your own. What curious behaviour.

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Court is now in session for Republic Act No. N1663R
in which it is illegal for any people of color that is or was a slave to become a vtuber.

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>>36819515
speak what you will, foreigner. I'm sure the isles of Reddit share your simplistic views.

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>>36818134
BY THE GODS, I LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN. WOULD THAT I TAKE THIS LEARNED LASS AS MY BETROTHED, START A FAMILY WITH THIS LEARNED LASS AND SIRE AN HEIR WITH THIS LEARNED LASS. HE SHOULD BE A SON TAKING AFTER OUR RESPECTIVE LINEAGES IN A MOST BECOMING MANNER, YET ALSO JUST AS EVER THE ECCENTRIC AS HIS MAGNIFICENTLY BOOKISH MOTHER.

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It has been brought to my attention that the absence of a lady, kirin in nature, has brought a particular and great degree of despair to the progeny of Spermatophyta, whom commonly refer as to themselves as 'saplings'. Born, such as they are, of the trees themselves if such claims are to be believed. I put forth, to you my fellow gentlemen and lords here assembled- that this pitiable existence should not be beared to stand. These children weep for the absence of their perceived mother and dispense a great disturbance to all who witness their grief. I therefore propose, that forthwith we deliver such malcontents swiftly into the caring graces of the nearest Risuner, who shall undoubtedly care for them in a matter most needed.

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Last year i managed to colonize yet another thread with a legendary painting of laughing purple dragon. Now they only trade dragon paintings there.

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Esteemed unknown gentlemen of the the discussion, I bid thee: Perform thine repetitions and consume thine medications !

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brethren...I find myself missing the company of the astral mistress. I find myself gazing up at the night sky wondering how it is she is, swimming in the injy black void of the universe. perhaps in another galaxy preforming for others...

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>>36818134
Mucha mamma when?

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*dies of polio*

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>>36824956
damn, the more of the orient has taken another.

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Jeanne D'arc is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking after she gets paraded into town after a decisive victory. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks how long I've been fighting. I say I joined when she inspired me in her defense of Orléans. She laughs. I get my horse.
"Farewell milady," I say and ride away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with the Holy Jeanne? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the town's chapel, my weapons and armor removed, sitting on a pew.
"Mind if I kneel beside you" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I wipe the dust off the kneeler. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the bloodshed and the politics?"
"You get used to it," she says, kneeling and making the sign of the cross.
"What would you do if you weren't a war hero?" I ask.
"Working on a farm, I think."
"And if I was your farmhand, what would I be ordered to do?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Almeria," I say.
"Oh wow. That's lovely."
"It's OK," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
"What could possibly be not to your liking in Almeria?" she inquires.
"I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

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When Ayame decides to stream again
Hurrah, hurrah
We'll give her hearty superchats then
Hurrah, hurrah
The simps will cheer and the antis will shout
The nakiri-gumi will all turn out
And we'll all wait until next May
When ayame streams again

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>>36827884
holy kek

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>>36819526
but sire... would artificial tanning count?

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>>36818134
this mfer goes offline 2 weeks to come up with new material
I'm impressed ngl

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Once more I have posted the true identity of the reaper uponst our forum!
Janitary! I implore thee to purify my excrement! Such is your role, is it not!? Even should you choose to operate witherout monetary recompense!

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>>36818249
I!

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LORD TATSUKI I KNOW YOU WALK AMONGST US MAY I HAVE YOUR APPROVAL TO MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER I LOVE HER SINCERELY, MY FAMILY IS OF SIGNIFICANT WEALTH

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>>36820255
And yet, to Witness their suffering first hand is such sweet Anodyne. I motion for nothing to be done, if not convince the Lady Kirin to extend her absence for our Amusement.

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I MUST SAY MY DEAREST BREATHEREN, IT IS INDEED QUITE PREPOSTEROUS THAT MADAM PEKORA THE FIRST HAS ACQUIESCED AN APE

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>>36832636
A BLIMY APE?

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Do you see the crustacean in the fair lady's hands?
I come to tell you, 'tis I!
My love for my betrothed shark wife knoweth no bounds!

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>>36832636
SHE’S DONE HWAT??

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A large number of people are claiming that they are Lady Yukihana.
Although that may be some incompetent with the Telegraph repeating a mistaken message

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>>36832636
The Lord Jesus Christ in Heaven! A Chimpanzee?!

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>>36832771
This post be penned by my hand!

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>>36832827
The hand this fellow refers to is my own!

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>>36832813
Nay, ‘tis no mistake, I, Lady Yukihana herself, can attest

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>>36832813
>>36832813
NAY, IT IS THE TRUTH!
I HAVE SEEN THEM CONGLOMERATE WITHIN THE CATACOMBS AT NIGHT, THEIR BLUE HAIR AND GOLDEN EYES ALIGHTING THE UNDERGROUND
I STILL HEAR THEIR HAUNTING LAUGHTER!! THEIR ACCURSED GIGGLING!! A.. A STRAND OF MY HAIR HAS TURNED DEATHLY BLUE!!

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>>36833131
Good heavens, man. Seek out a surgeon afore we can no longer call you such!

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>>36832636
A FORNICATION APE ??

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In all my days I have never been faced with such an unruly crowd of gentlefolks such as yourselves. You call yourselves connoisseurs? You enjoy the finer arts, performative and enact by these so called 'minstrels'? Well by my eyes, I verily verify; hereby I do attest, that before me lies the most schizophrenic, most mentally unwell group of patrons that the civilized world has ever known.
Even the typical africanus, found aplenty upon the continent of Africa, more akin to gorilla than man, seem not so unbearably uncivilized in comparison. Shame! For shame!

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I am looking for a thousand men to push out Hololive and Nijisanji from our land to finally unite our people as one nation. You will get land and a personal oshi if we succeed. Join us.

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Let thy honorable selves know, that my young lady of marine origin is indeed adorable and hilarious. Her bald womanly labia covered with the remnants of her bladder fluid gives of the most exquisite fragrance known to man.

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>>36818134
The perpetrator of this discussion is one effeminate man, poncy even

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Men of the congregation, know rarely do I contribute to discourse for want of good faith, but doth thy mistress truly…?

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>>36819587
Curiouser and curiouser, that they repeat your words rather than mine. But alas, I shall leave you to wallow in your chosen hell

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>>36832876
Tis I as well. Greetings brethren Yukihana. It is good to see me well.

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>>36832636
GOOD HEAVENS, A SIMIAN?

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My brethren, I come here today to inform you that our lady, Amelia Watson, shines brighter than the sun this day, as always.

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>>36835366
This lady is a harlot and thou shouldst engage in activity to make more deft your overall abilities.

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>>36832450
>janitary
kek

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>>36835366
Would that a detective could properly discern the direction in which the winds are blowing. It is extremely unfortunate that such a lovely maiden on the surface harbors only the heart of a common harlot. Her performances have garnered an ill attendance as of late.

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>>36834939
>yonder coded message
You severely underestimate my mental abnormalities, sir.

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>>36835561
You fool. I don't believe we were discussing your mother, but it seems you have been mistaken.

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>>36818134

Vshoujo Amalgamated Virtual Minstrelsy Company promotes Degeneracy! Nyanners expressed her support for that traitorous dastardly president Lincoln via telegram! She;s one of those Union harlots! Soon all v-minstrels shall become Colored!!!!

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>>36835787
Hark! The cuckold sneers his miserable tune.

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My dear ladies and gentlemen, I wish to share with all folks this fine piece of art of my beloved lamb, may you all cherish and have a gay time with your respective beloved ladies

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>>36835366
Your lady's gaze remains fixed at her male co-workers. Give up, sir Gosling, for you shall never enter her heart. May I recommend overdosing on opium?

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>>36835916
Ah, I believe you have misunderstood. My lady does not pine after the males, but she wishes that they would commit acts of sodomy with one another. Far different things!

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>>36835966
>My lady does not pine after the males, but she wishes that they would commit acts of sodomy with one another
Then, we must cast out this she-devil and her Satanic desires.

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>>36835855
What a luminous expression! This may sound odd, but I wager a painting by a sufficiently skilled artist depicting her interpretatively as some kind of large fruit could warrant a place among the masterpieces in that new French gallery!

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>>36836184
I fear that the only way that such an image could be made is to portray her as smug as possible due to the absurdity of the situation.

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My dear brethren I come to show you a fantastical beast of mythological proportion, the likes of which you have never held upon your gaze. A horse bearing a singular horn upon its forehead which values and cherishes only the purest of maidens. Toss down the sultry harlots which tempt you to sin and embrace this majestic creature twere it your own. Follow this graceful master to a life filled with virtuous chastity.

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>>36836225
That man has never read of the classical era.

If a unicorn is an unknown concept then you must be a simpleton or a country bumpkin. Embrace the classics and begin your readings with the Greeks.

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>>36835855
Your beloved lamb would look mighty fine on my dinner table, although I would not object to see her in my bed with nightgown. Frolicking with animals is nothing new these days.

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Harking in an epic weaving

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Admirers of Lady Gura prefer the company of children.

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>>36836225
'tis but a golden calf

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>>36836585
disgusting
they should let the children earn their living in the coal mine, not waste their time with frolicking

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>>36836585
'Tis good and noble to be a devotee of wiser, less juvenile and indeed more sultry ladies, such as she who they in her home in the far east call the White Lion of House Shishiro.

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>>36837216
You truly pine after such a wizened spinster as she, long past her childbearing years? I tell you, no healthy seed can take purchase in her barren loam.

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This bird, she speaketh with such shrill voice.
But her cuteness doth leave me with no other choice.
Her feminine wills leave me perplexed.
She maketh me feel like I am hexed.
Love for her subjects she doth proclaim.
It's true tis as strong as phoenix' flame!
Her lowered voice will send any man into shock.
Even without being a harlot, she makes men flock!
A lass as sweet as honeydew.
Accent as thick as porridge stew.
I sing my love as loud as the kookabarra!
For the one, the only, Takanashi Kiara!

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My dear chaps, I must admit this forum of deep theater play has positively sent my waist into the vast unfathomable universe. I thank thee.
I would also like to inform you all that my adoration for lady Ina'nis stays strong even in those troubled times we live in.

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>>36837383
Au contraire! My seed is strong enough to reverse the ravages of time. It shall pour in her womb like the Biblical Flood and quicken a child.

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My fellow countrymen, I wish to inform you that the “fair lady” Artemis, blue as the seas, is but a man pretending.
>she

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Verray, the sheer ignorance on display in this parlay is nothing short of astounding. Thou degenerate catamites, what claim can ye lay to understanding or appreciation of the "virtual tubing" phenomenon? Hath ye made any study of the Nipponese tongue? I'd wager not. The devil with thine delusions. None who tread here shall e'er become nor beget a maiden. Hie thee to the fields forthwith.

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>>36837496
I bid thee Wah good sir, and wish thee a good morning, good afternoon or perchance a good evening.

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My brethren in Christ, in the year of our lord 1822, our lass Beatani announced her retirement of her toil. I must admit that weighs on my heart that many of our fellow men will be displaced and will not have their oshi to make them smile no more

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>>36837686
If it is truly so, I encourage you to dedicate a hearty sum of it to the octopus maiden, such that she might regain her health.

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It would also seem your maiden is exchanging telegrams with a rather rambunctious young man who may not remain unwed for much longer.

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>>36839440
Pistols at dawn, you cad

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>>36839440
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>>36839769
The sender of this missive is none other than myself

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>>36839070
She has claimed such things before. It is just a ploy to gather attention in the Press.

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Good fellows, it has come to my attention that there are those within our company that desire misery and woe upon our candle light maidens. What compels such folks to such horrors and the fortitude to commit these atrocities?

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Unless you can personally inspect their womanhood all supposed "maidens" must be treated as harlots for promiscuity is in their nature.

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>>36841786
I shall be my maidens one and only. I shall decend upon her during her most trying of times, in the deepest, darkest moments of my maidens time in the sun and pull her to my side. My maiden will see my effort to giveth her everything possible and will view me as a God. Please do not stone me for being a false idol, as I will only be such in her eyes. She will forevermore seek apporval through mine very own spoken words, and it is with that that we shall be wed.

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>>36842202
T.I. has spoken, a wise fellow indeed!

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>>36818134
Queen Victoria is a fucking whore

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The ideas and theories put forward by Darwin are quite intriguing and could possibly be applied to other fields. His theory of evolution and survival of the fittest can not only be seen in nature but also in the vtubers themselves, the vtubers are constantly adapting and changing their content to survive on a month by month basis. The organization from the orient exemplifies this theory of evolution as its meritocratic system and sheer number of members ensure that only the best of the best thrive.

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The so-called "caretakers", those who picket this local province; for they are merely silent, rumbumptious bellyachers. Their tasks, they maintain without remittance, as the mere self-pride it affords for their sickly sentiments is monumental.

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I dare accuse that my oshi is of superior quality than to you and your lot of harlots. To critique me is futile.

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>>36844832
Writtem by an unwashed Oriental

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>>36834480
unarguably, from a noble act must follow a great compensation, but i still maintain numerous doubts. I do not want to sound skeptical of your proposal, nor i want to resemble the aggregate of those who still believe in the order that divide us; those, in fact, who still mantain encomiastic relationships with the various separate kingdoms shall not withstand the impending genesis of our young nation; but how will you provide such land and company?

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Good heavens sir, your oshi is in dire need of sugary and opulent delicacies

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>>36846345
Wrong sir. For a true feast befitting a queen such as my Oshi should not only include such sugary confectionaries, but delicacies such as the finest lamb, cheese from goats, lambs milk, the ripest figs, cleanest fish, and best bread that a baker can make! A fine feast indeed, offered every day fresh for someone with stature such as hers!
Of course, someone will need to tend to the chamber pot in the morning. I humbly accept that responsability.

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>>36844082
>meritocratic system
Is it truly your belief?

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I have a strong conviction that Count Noir is a creature of the night.