/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>36713160

[Anonymous No.]

How do you constantly keep bypassing the last page when making these threads? I will have a thread ready and waiting hours ahead of time but somehow you always beat me to it

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>>36733121

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>>36733165
>thread on page 10
>can't make a new thread because it won't archive the last one
>somehow immediately skips page 11
I thought I was doing a decent job of making the threads but I guess not

[Anonymous No.]

are you really sad you couldn't use the op image you wanted? I don't understand this

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Gurass

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December schizo here, Gura will resume streaming during the first week of December.

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>>36733442
Schizos schizo here, he is not a approved schizo

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>36733442
pokemon makes that impossible

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>>36733043
is that a mouse shark?

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>>36733203
Why are you being so autistic about it? Last time I made /ggg/ was like 4 days ago and I just felt like making it now because I finally have some time off. If it really matters that much to you then next time just sort the catalog by bump order and post a thread when the one you are trying to bump off is last. It's really that simple.

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>>36733625
idk but those tiny budding breasts look very suckable

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>>36733535
I hope Gura really gets into a Pokemon game this time around.

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>>36733748
Me too but I'll settle for her being bratty and going ooh that's cute a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with tiny women

[Anonymous No.]

Goob make my reproductive organs move on their own

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>>36733650
The last thread was still on page 10 when this one got posted, though. I'm just upset because I wasted time waiting for the last one to hit page 11 only for someone else to come in and make this one.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>36734082

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Posting the lamp image one more time in case anons missed it last night

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>>36734154

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look at it and be amazed by the puffiness of the cheeks

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>>36734164
Cum on it. Do it now.

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>>36734164
They should have used 3d default Gura

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Scorn tomorrow

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>>36734267
scorn never

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>>36734241
in atlantis we would be considered minors and gura the predator with the 9000+ year age gap

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>>36734293
h-hot

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>>36734293
UOOOOH LOLIBABA SS

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>>36734185
I wanna kiss her...

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>>36733527
Gura never uses her heart pupils, it's over for us, buds...

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>>36734419
Anon those aren't part of the model she meticulously created that for us in davinci resolve

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>>36734419
they're reserved for Valentine's only, you got 3 months to prepare

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>>36734419
She literally made those herself. They're a masterwork.

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>>36734164
Why people complained about these
Looks good
Unless you tell me you spent a lot for it, in that case it's dogshit

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>>36734366
Wait your turn, me and Gura still have 2 hours left in here.

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>>36735216
gura can't top, I'll never see her as anything but M

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>>36735279
I want her to groom and molest me

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Gura doko...

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>>36735619
Soon bud

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>>36735619
Wednesday, chumbie.

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>>36735619
tomorrow you can trust me

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>>36735279
brats can temporarily top

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>no likes
>no tweet
>no frame
wednesday schizo one step closer to vindication

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>>36735754
Stop calling our Messenger "schizo", please.

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>>36735754
If she still can't stream today then she'll stream tomorrow. I hope it's a member stream

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>>36735868
>Stop calling our Messenger "schizo", please.
He calls himself that anon

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I can't lie to myself anymore.
I really miss her.

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What are you guys talking about, she's been streaming into my mouth everyday.

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>>36735876
>she'll stream tomorrow
It's much more likely she will stream on Wednesday than Tuesday anon

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>>36735911
in your dreams maybe

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura's hand...

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>>36736103
I love holding my wife's tiny hands

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>>36736103
Why are her fingers so still? That's a flipper

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>>36736103
a Japanese chad would hold that hand for good, buds... How much do I need to permanently move to Japan?

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>>36736301
I doubt japanese men have much of a chance with Gura; they're too close to her own size. She wants a man who TOWERS over her

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>>36736344
yes me

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>>36736103
Gura is real... TT _____ TT

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>>36736103
She's wearing my jacket btw

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>>36736344
Basically me

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>>36736103
so tiny
clearly won't fully fit around my old man cock.

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>>36736344
I'm a 5'8'' manlet, are you saying I got no chance?

[Anonymous No.]

Stream in a week.
You probably don't like to hear it but you know it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that she also has to do that Singapore panel at the end of November..... we arent going to see her until Dec chumbros...
https://youtu.be/wmml1xx2l1g?t=656

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>>36736481
why are they laughing at my cute shart wife??? there's nothing funny

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>>36736481
its gooba

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Chumbuds don't look

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>Gura gone
>IRyS gone
>Fauna gone
Pain... maybe I'm bad luck.

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>>36736481
MANDATED BONE BROS COLLAB LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>36736578
>Ame gone
>Ina gone
hey don't forget Goomba's friends

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>>36736574
Watch out for that giant dick, chumbie.

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>>36736578
It fucking hurts bro...

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>>36736574
look and be revived

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>>36736481
Man the fact they are mocking her makes me wish she wouldn't bother..

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>>36736602
Singapore Bros
You have our condolences

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>>36736481
>Panel
>With Mori
God I hate this crap, does Cover force her to do this shit?

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>>36736661
>>36736523
Just seeing her makes people laugh, it's called happiness. Calm down

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>>36736661
That's just how it is with how niche vtubing is. Don't worry, Gura doesn't mind

[Anonymous No.]

is that panel going to be streamed or are we going to be seeing the first gawr gura lost media?

[Anonymous No.]

Mini 3D tweet tomorrow with some silly word like ''sharky'' but stream only on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

The only solution to Gura's chronic nightmares is moving in and sleeping every night with Mommy Fauna

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>>36736615
Oh you are right, Ina is indefinite hiatus too
But Moom is set on schedule this week

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>>36736103

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>>36736578
So much for “Unicorns winning” eh? Why don’t you find an oshi who actually streams cumbuds?

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>>36736744
I can't wait, I love her cute tweets that would be tiktoks in a perfect world.

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>>36736442
I'm 5'9", I'm basically in. Move over, shorty.

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>>36736770
Kronii has some streams this week as well, but I think a lot of us is kinda meh on her nowadays.

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>>36736702
>Last minute Mori panel announcement
Yes I think so

[Anonymous No.]

chumbie, don't look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36736764
this, but me

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>>36736904
I never liked Kronii solo. She's alright in collabs though.

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>>36736929
>3dpd

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>>36736929
>no tail

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>>36736904
>still watching Kronii after the "unfortunately idol culture is a thing"
I havent watched a single stream of hers on her channel since then.

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>>36736890
Don't reply to me, retard.

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>>36736929
>not a child

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>>36736890
Don't get too excited just because Cover is forcing Gura to interact with Mori, cuckbeat

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>>36736929
Nice butt. Where's the tail?

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>>36736890
>So much for “Unicorns winning”
We literally are winning though, what's your point?

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>>36736929
3DPD

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Gura won't be streaming until Fauna recovers

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>>36736983
I prefer her with no tail any way

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>>36736936
I made this post, but I messed up the wording a bit. Let me clarify; you see, I'm the daddy, Fauna is the mommy, and Gura is the daughter. But none of us are blood-related and it's more of a family-roleplay polygamy thing

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>>36736983
>>36736957
tail is my cock

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>>36736481
Does Singapore even have weebs

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>>36736961
I stopped watching Kronii solo about a month after her debut. She always sounded like a bad anime dub and awful at zatsu to me.

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Homobeggars left and right
Everyone, please be kind to them, I'm going to grab some snack to enjoy the show

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>>36736961
Wait what, when did she say that?

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>>36737006
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the gabby thread's two blocks down

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>>36736961
>"unfortunately idol culture is a thing"
Why does Gura still collab with her then?

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>>36737059
Who?

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>>36736890
>Unicorns
Why do deadbeats make themselves so obvious?

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>>36737082
watch streams

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>>36737047
A couple months ago in a comment section of a clip. Someone has a screenshot of it probably.

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>>36737027
well i would still click on her channel if i was bored. t b h i had dropped her for awhile since it became more and more apparent she knew nothing of hololive and would never do the chunni battle with polka. Then tempiss came along and i unsubbed and "dont recommend channel" her.

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>>36737030
>be kind to them
If the opportunity arose, not a fibre of my being would hesitate when executing them

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>>36737107
Did she delete it?

[Anonymous No.]

Helosh friends.
Will Ggura stream tonight?
Regards,

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>>36737128
The clip channel nuked the clip because he didn’t want shit to start on his channel.

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>>36737128
the uploader took down the comment section to cover for her fuckup

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>>36736961
>"unfortunately idol culture is a thing"
I never saw any proof she actually said this, I don't watch her because her depressed millennial schtick got old after 10 minutes

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dramafagging about people who aren't even Gura. take it to the catalog

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Gura is going to stream again soon.
We're on the ass end of this waiting.

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>>36737212
Reminds me of pic related

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>>36737169

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>>36737259
So she didn't say "unfortunately idol culture is a thing" she said "Yes there unfortunately is [a double standard] because idol culture is a thing". That’s different, she’s saying that because idol culture necessitates that girls remain “pure”, there is a double standard around opposite sex and same sex ships. That’s literally a fact.

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>>36737377
It's a fact, but it's not an unfortunate one.

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>>36737377
who would even want to or encourage to see their Oshi shipped with a male anyways? Isn't that kind of pathetic? Shes supposed to be the viewers wife.

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>>36737377
She wants to be a whore like the other half of EN.

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>>36737377
Sure, but this also reads that she would be okay being shipped with males which is really fucking shitty

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Shit, this is getting good
Hold on guys, my snack is almost ready

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seal Gura is real btw

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>>36737553
eh, pretty lukewarm honestly. Its a discussion at least, an off topic one but its a discussion

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Goob when? I'm feeling suicidal.

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>>36737586
>seal Gura
I want to go clubbing with her

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>>36737594
Wednesday

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>>36737594
Wednesday

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>>36737594
sacrifice yourself to the gods to summon her

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>>36737631
>>36737644
ok, she post on twitter?

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>>36737594
Gura wants her chumbies to be happy and behave

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>>36737631
>>36737644
>>36737693
https://youtu.be/OKFm4d20NJU?t=13033
>I might have something coming up that might take me away from the PC for a couple days, like I have to break down my computer ...station.
>I don't know for sure if it's going to happen but I'll probably have to be without internet and without PC for like... 4 days or so, so I'm thinking over the weekend, it might be Friday... Friday to Monda—I don't know yet! I don't know yet. I'll tweet—I will tweet if it does-does happen I don't know I will let you know. I'll let you know.
>PC upgrade? Nyo nyo nyo nyo. Nyo nyo nyo, I wish. I wish but nyo.
>No no. But just so you know. So I'll be without PC, without internet, all that stuff, so unfortunately no streams.
>But if I have wi-fi I could tweet! Hehe! hihihoohoohahahoohihaa
>Oh also [marine concert talk]

https://youtu.be/OKFm4d20NJU?t=16230
>Uh I... I will let you know what's gonna happen this weekend. Uh... It's still up in the air I don't know what's gonna happen. But just so you know that IF that happens, not to worry it'll be back to normal the following whatever couple days or so.
>Or it could not happen at all and I'll just be like: Alright. Hello, it's Friday, Hi!

TWEET SOON

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>>36733426
Softness check

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>>36737727
I hate being reminded of her broken communication promises...

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UUUUUUUUUUUUU GURA COME BACK I MISS YOU

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>>36737800
She still has time to tweet fuck off

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>>36737727
she moved, that's why she had the courage to take a picture of the cookbook with her table or flooring

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>>36737723
I am manic depressive; I can behave but I'm only happy when Gura streams.

>>36737727
Oh yeah, forget she said that.

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>>36737727
She coming back soon. And all will be right with the world.

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>>36737831
Who fucking cares about twitter, what difference does it make if she tweets or not anyway. Twitters gay anyway.

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>>36737727
So Friday to Monday, then back to regular schedule. Wednesday looking most likely.

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I hope with twitter becoming more of a shitshow that she ends up using the community and membership tabs more

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>>36737935
Nothing is confirmed yet, it's till up in the air

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>>36737888
YEAH GUMBA CUTE.

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>>36737921
nyoo it's my favorite website!!

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>>36737963
I hope not, Gura doesn't need more excuses to not like and retweet fanart.

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>>36737921
>Last member post 14 days ago

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>>36737877
Don't let the devil win, hijo.

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>>36737983
Why do you want to make something fun less fun by turning it into a job

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>>36737978
Kiss the left one
Headpat the right one
Hug the middle one
Correct all three

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLebHUTGpdU
here guys, have some gosling material

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Oh boy she is like a one man (or woman) army

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>>36738036
It's not a job. This is more akin to changing seats and not talking to the people you used to sit next to anymore.

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>>36738101
What the actual fuck does the sentence you just typed have to do with twitter fanart

[Anonymous No.]

I really miss her, but I think I'm doing alright.
Anyone else keeping cool?

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>>36738182
I'm doing my best but I need that Gooba motivational energy, life's throwing a few annoying balls my way and i'm not sure what to do.

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>>36738142
What's hard to get? If she uses youtube posts to communicate instead of twitter, she will spend less time on twitter, and will like and retweet less fanart as a result.

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>>36738079
my wife is so emotional when singing... This is why she's my one and only oshi

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>>36738182
>>36738228
Oh come on guys, don't interrupt the flow
I am having fun watching the tourists replying among themselves

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>>36738237
I wasn't talking about the hypothetical use of youtube community posts, I was talking about your obsession with her liking every single fanart and you dissatisfaction with even the ways things currently are, which you've posted about many times. It's just you trying to turn something fun into a requirement which isn't fun for her at all.

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>>36738182
doing great buddy, thanks for asking. how are you on this fine day?

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Name one overrated Gura stream and one underrated Gura stream

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>>36738228
empty those balls instead then

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>>36737921
Because Twitter is one of the biggest social media platforms and is one of the only platforms outside of YouTube Holos use to communicate (they could use things like Facebook or whatever as well but they don't).

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>>36738331
All I want is for her to hit the like button when she likes an image, which she has admitted on stream to not always do.

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>>36738182
Its hard to keep cool when the world is burning. I don't look foward to next year

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>>36738396
you have the bad kind of autism

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>>36738353
>overrated
I am fish
>underrated
Powerwash simulator

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>>36738424
The like button is named after liking. That's what it is for.

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>>36738396
Exactly, you're literally backseating twitter likes because you think she's doing it wrong, and would like to take that choice away from her so it's more fun for you and less for her.

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>>36738393
yEAH BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE'S GUNNA STREAM WHEN SHE STREAMS, IT'S LIKE LOOKING ON TWITTER FOR WHEN A GAME YOUR LOOKIJG FOWARD TO WILL RELEASE AND ITS JUST LIKE SOON

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>>36738353
>overrated
Kirby
>underrated
Apotheon

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>>36738353
Overrated:
DMC
Underrated:
Minecraft one block challenge, I wish she did more

[Anonymous No.]

I need a good lewd Gooba art to goom at, help a chumbie out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738439
Get some help

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>>36738435
I am fish was great and suited Gura really well.

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>>36738079
>>36738303
anyone remember the karaoke, which Gura couldn't finish the last song because she broke down?

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>>36738353
>overrated
the dmc streams
>underrated
2022 new years stream

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>>36738353
None of her streams are over rated fucko

[Anonymous No.]

Welp there goes my snack
I thought this will be worth to waste time but you can't expect much from tourists right

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738605
Check the new gura hate thread that was just made.

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>>36738592
overrated - GTA
underrated - Skyrim

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>>36738353
>overrated
dunno. I hate Rust but her shenanigans were fun.

>underrated
Umisea Mario Party

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>>36738642
Meh it's the same one as yesterday
They lack creativity

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Im not one to botch and moan when goob dont stream for abit but today is one of those days I coulda really used some goomba in my life. Oh well, when she goes like a week without streaming, I miss her so much it makes me appreciate her even more when she comes back. I'm not gunna bitch and moan like some faggots do.

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Gura, no!
You're turning Japanese!

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>>36738353
There are no overrated Gura streams. Underrated Gura streams can be defined as any stream that does less than her average views, whatever that is.

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>>36738769
That's Singopore not Japan dumb ass

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>>36738769
Everyone has manga as their favorite reading, while Gura is.. bento cooking book?

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>>36738829
you sure? I just came back from SG during TI, there're NO signs without an English translation of them

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>>36738829
Chumbie… look again.

[Anonymous No.]

I NEED Gura to sing more Paramore. My body craves it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738890
>Gura
>reading
haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738769
wHY CAN'T MY COUNTRY EMBRACE V TUBERS LIKE THIS and especially Gooorah, then I wouldnt have to feel like such an outcast for this hobby of mone.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to feel Gura's warmth coiled around my dick so bad...
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738829
Why would there be Nihongo texts on Singapore anyway? Should be either Chinese/English/or Indian

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738940
>Chumbie
Lmao

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>>36738499
I knew that she wasn't gonna stream on Friday even though there was no update because if she mentions a "possible" break, it's a 100% break. That girl just LOVES her days off.
Also her breaks are usually a few days longer than advertised so don't go crying on Wednesday.

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Shame Gura was on a roll and somehow, she pulled another 5 day break out of her ass. Fuck's sake, this didn't use to be something that happened every 30 days.

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>>36739044
Yes exacly I like Gura alot but boy is she such lazy shark-girl...

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>>36738395
Just ignore the world bud, that's what I do.

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>>36739085
>5 day break
Wednesday to Wednesday is a week..?

[Anonymous No.]

that time already huh?

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>>36739044
DW i wont cry on wednesday if she no shows, I'm a very well conditioned shrimp lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Gura... the cookie pics. Please...

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>>36738182

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit this guy is trying so hard
Does anyone still have that 'effort' badge? Please share some to this poor lad

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>>36739175

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>>36739091
Totelly agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739175
>>36739130

>>36739183

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>>36739091
she just like me so I can't criticize, although I'm not a shark girl, just lazy af

[Anonymous No.]

I just waked up is Gura streaming today? Or we must to wait another 2 days for it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739234
2 days minimum

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>>36739229
Yes I agree I am like her also lazy lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738182
As best as I can.

[Anonymous No.]

boy fellow chumbuds, that Gura sure is lazy, am I right?

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>>36739253
At least 2 day to see her again Chumbie bro she isn't updated us like she promise to also but keep holidng on our favorite Shark-girl will be back one day even if she is so lazy lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739215
Did he think.. we are samefagging?
LOLOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739297
Yes totally separate person who is not myself, she sure is a lazy shark!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739297
Yes I agree but I still like her even if she can be lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739297
She's not lazy, she's been working her hardest to compose an update for us for 5 days now.

[Anonymous No.]

glass shards cleaning, when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739254
I redact that statement I'm not lazy I have bad depression, dunno if shark is the same, I'd prefer her to be lazy tho, i wouldnt wish depression on anyone

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura tweeted her plans like she promise to us?

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>>36739345
the knife on the mic isn't getting enough love

[Anonymous No.]

I want to watch My Shark Can't Be This Lazy with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Haha you are right, Gura is so awful, we should all just leave. That will show her! And then I will be the last chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739349
I hope she is ok but she should tell her fans on Twitter what is going on like she promised.. Oh well can't get what is promised every time I guess okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739345
Aw man you make me want to watch the vod again

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>>36739297
you now the thing is, when she doesn't stream it's ussually cos she doin shit behind the scenes cos she's the star of HL, so she's not even lazy.

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>>36739402
Relax, she just LOVES her days of and it's higher priority to her than streaming or communicating in any way. That's not a reason for anyone to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

gura please make your computer exist again I miss you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739439
No this is some bull shit excuse chumbud bro, we know its lazy so you don't need to pretend

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, even with blatantly obvious sarcasm people still miss it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739488
you expect an ESL threadshitter to understand sarcasm? Don't give them that much credit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739488
Sarcasm eludes them lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739345
God I love her ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739488
They're from the same Discord server, I'm just scanning some fanarts to expand my Gura folder

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Gura, if she would Tweet her plan even today I will be happy, even with no stream, she promised but no Tweets of her plans even after 4 days.. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>36736615
>Ame gone
Good, hope she stays gone forever.

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>>36739439
She was actually SO busy on Friday and today that she didn't have a single chance to clarify what was happening or if there was a stream or not like she said she would. I love her.

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My wife needs to stop fucking dropping things. She's a danger to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739530
It's funny tho, I believe they are thinking "hey my shitpost is working" lol
Let's do it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739557
She will come back one time soon Chumbud bro, I think she will even apologize for breaking the promise

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739419
well if she isnt lazy and has bouts of depression the last thing you would wanna do is make shitty fuckin tweets to your 4 million fans. You'd probably jus wanna quit it all full stop.

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>>36739601
ESL you're not fooling anyone

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>>36739345
hopefully she becomes comfortable with handcams and do some baking streams since she loves to bake

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739626
its one step closer towards the endgame of the feetcam

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please tweet you promised you will tweet

[Anonymous No.]

I need borg and za

[Anonymous No.]

Okay Gura, I'm going to bed, please don't tweet or do anything until I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

What is Gura's cat name? It's been bothering me all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739709
The cats name is Sugma

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739709
chubi

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>>36739486
That last time she streamed like twice in one month, look at all the shit she did behind the scenes, shion bday concert, the concert with her and Ina, that shit takes alot of energy and I can forgive her not streaming in those times cos I love her.

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>>36739709
She never told us its real name, but its fan name is Chubi.

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>>36739623
Yeah, she knew two days in advance that she would be too depressed to even tweet about her break during her break, which is, by the way, not related to being depressed. That makes sense. I'll make that my new headcanon from now one. Por sharkie TuT

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>>36739623
Not all 4 million of her subs are going to see a Tweet and muh sub count isnt an excuse not to Tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys can be sarcastic all you want, doesn't change the fact that her communication streak has once more collapsed.

[Anonymous No.]

>What is the title of a book that has had a major influence on your life, or that you love?
It is ”The Just Bento Cookbook: Everyday Lunches To Go”. I love food!! and by association; cooking!! We all have to eat, and sharing food is a way to get to know one another's culture!

>Why did you start reading it?
I wanted to learn how to cook Japanese recipes! I was also curious about what types of things to keep in my pantry when wanting to cook these recipes.

>What's the biggest influence this book has had on you?
I’ve learned not only recipes, but also various cooking techniques! It let me explore a new world of flavor in the comfort of my own kitchen!

>What were your thoughts and impressions after finishing it? Do you feel that something inside has changed after reading it?
I learned about new flavors I like that I wasn’t aware of before. I think it's fascinating that one person's everyday snack can be an exciting new adventure for another person! or shark!)

>If you could say something to the author of the book, what would it be?
Thank you!!!

>What are books to you?
To me, books are a way to explore a world that would otherwise be unknown!

>Do you have a favorite genre of books?
My favorite book genres are autobiographies, cookbooks [new and old] and historical fiction!

>If you became an author or a manga creator, what kind of work would you like to create?
Cookbook!!!! With lots of cute pictures and trivia notes throughout!

>If you could buy any books you wanted, what would you buy?
I LOVE searching second-hand stores for vintage cookbooks! The older, the better!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739557
Why? whys it so important she has to tweet all her plans I don't get it. If she streams she puts a frame up up like 8 hours prior, so why?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello chums. I desire fast food
What do I get?

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>>36739827
She said she would. Simple as. I don't care but I understand the autism over it.

[Anonymous No.]

She's so weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739745
None of the things she did so far excuse the abysmal amount of streams in those months.

[Anonymous No.]

choose

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>>36739709
it's chubi and us chumbie, she loves both equally

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
Vegan cheese pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
wendy's huhuhua

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
#3 Is my choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
3

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuuuu gib update plox gura uuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739827
>If she streams she puts a frame up up like 8 hours prior
>8 hours
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
Three easily with one right behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
you will order the nacho fries

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739876
gura is a real GIRL!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh they are capable of posting new patterns of text
Thanks Lord, I started to think all of them are bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
You don't, resist and strengthen your will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
3. Too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
A happy meal

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
4 all day and all night

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739799
>Vintage cookbooks
Wish I had the picture of that Townsends guy. Gura loves that dude.

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>>36739755
Sound like someone whos never had depression or anxiety ever in their life, congrats and good for you. I bet you couldnt handle the pressure of satisfying 4.2m subscribers as an entertainer, fuck it she can take all the breaks she needs.

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>>36739895
#1

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>>36739858
five guys up ya bum

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
3, none of the others really suit her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
Damn this is actually a hard choice. I will take nr 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739959
I know, I can hardly believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739987
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
number 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
Third one. First one is a close second. Girls shine when they wear dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
3 is really good, but I'm actually gonna go with 1. I feel like it fits her really well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
Save yourself $20 and eat something you have at home, fatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
They're all adorable, but #1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
When in a rush, I like BK's chicken sandwich, the big one. I like their sauce

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
2, come on guys where are the office lady lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
1,3,4 good
2 looks like steve urkel lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740095
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739988
I remember when I had covid I had that channel on repeat on my TV for like a week straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740095
2 is the only one that doesn't fit her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

I keep getting this in my recommendations. Seems like something Gura would watch, so I guess I will too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740062

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740070
True, better grab something from your own kitchen, I myself just made 2 portions of spaghetti, and it's already gone now

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
1

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>>36740178
Dios mio...

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>>36739862
I just dont understand why people care so much about it, what difference does it make? Twitters fucking trash anyway I hate having to go their.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
Easy 3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740158
Don’t watch it chumnut, Vesper from Tempus likes that channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740222
The ones making a big deal over it are bored shitposters. This explains 90% of the posts on this entire website btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739992
Again, not all her subs will see her Tweets or everything she's posts and having alot of subs isn't an excuse to be lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
3&1 all day every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740091
I'm from SEA, and our BK has a vegan chicken sandwich for like 2.5$ converted. I'm sure Gura would be intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740252
haha look i found a unicorn, and he cant even be neutral about grandpa vesper, radical unicorn terrorist!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740325
>SEA
I'm sure gura would be repulsed

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740151
I know, but imagine her wearing only that white shirt after a long day from work

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740325
>''vegan'' ''chicken'' sandwich
HOW?!

[Anonymous No.]

So, do these discordfags get paid to shit up /ggg/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740286
It's an excuse to tweet to millions of fans tho, not out of laziness but being depressed and anxious, which is hugely perceived as being lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

when I think of office Gura my mind flashes to this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740355
hey, at least I'm not shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740401
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740372
Same thing as impossible meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740401
hah aboba

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
4. Gimme that dowdy librarian look like pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740384
They are getting paid?
For being laughingstock?
Damn what a deal

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740401
Man I really hate big tits on girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740279
yh tru

[Anonymous No.]

Let's see how your own stink fairs when your anus is having a meltdown!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura

[Anonymous No.]

please, gura, may I swim in your toilet? I require your lifewater. Without it I shall perish

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740471
children gotta get fed somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740499
Bah, wrong crop

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740342
fuck off homonigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740471
same, idk why tho cos when i was growing up all the girls in porn had huge fake tits, but natural tits are fuckin waaaaayyyyy better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740557
Breast size doesn't impact milk production

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/OKFm4d20NJU?t=13033
>I might have something coming up that might take me away from the PC for a couple days, like I have to break down my computer ...station.
>I don't know for sure if it's going to happen but I'll probably have to be without internet and without PC for like... 4 days or so, so I'm thinking over the weekend, it might be Friday... Friday to Monda—I don't know yet! I don't know yet. I'll tweet—I will tweet if it does-does happen I don't know I will let you know. I'll let you know.
>PC upgrade? Nyo nyo nyo nyo. Nyo nyo nyo, I wish. I wish but nyo.
>No no. But just so you know. So I'll be without PC, without internet, all that stuff, so unfortunately no streams.
>But if I have wi-fi I could tweet! Hehe! hihihoohoohahahoohihaa
>Oh also [marine concert talk]

https://youtu.be/OKFm4d20NJU?t=16230
>Uh I... I will let you know what's gonna happen this weekend. Uh... It's still up in the air I don't know what's gonna happen. But just so you know that IF that happens, not to worry it'll be back to normal the following whatever couple days or so.
>Or it could not happen at all and I'll just be like: Alright. Hello, it's Friday, Hi!

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>>36740499
my turn, sharkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740578
Gura I'm supposed to be sniffing your butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740644
You already posted this, chill bro.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this is getting boring
Enjoy the show guys, I will sacrifice myself and take a quick nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740644
I dare you to make a superchat about this when she comes back. You won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740666
NO LEWD THE SHARK
ok maybe a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740666

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740666
you need to resize, bud. I can see her sigmoid colon

[Anonymous No.]

How does this moldy shark manage to be the most desirable woman on Earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740471
A flat chest on a girl can really help make you appreciate the subtle curves on a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740777
Gura's flat chest has made me come to appreciate her fat ass and hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740701
>You won't
Maybe not. Depends when she comes back and what she says then

[Anonymous No.]

luv me goob
shrimple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740619
The first nudes I jerked off to were Ariel Rebels in like 2006 and that's still the kind of boobs I like today

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739858
That reminds me. I saw a commercial saying nacho fries are back a while ago. When are we getting another fast food sponsorship?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740762
I don't know. I just love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740471
I will be the last chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740884
Okay but seriously how does anybody look at that and get turned on lmfao, it's comical. Part of the reason I never watched Kronii is because of the stupid fat tits they put on her model..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740701
I will never understand (you), anon. Yes (you) specifically.
Imagine being disappointed that Gura keeps fucking this comms shit up. And then there's you, the schizo, demanding you rewards her for it with money (or stress her out and maker her ignore you). What justification do you have for this? What consoomer logic do you have that you think criticism must come in the form of you giving money to a chuba?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello everyone! how are you doing? missing Gura? me too, Im very sleepy
what were you guys up to today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740880
gura should make a mcrib stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740844
what size boobs did she have

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740844
Mine were Lexi Belle and Sasha Grey, so I guess I too have always bee a part of the itty bitty titty committee

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740948
I like fat tiddy hags every now and then too. Cunny reigns supreme most of the time though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741031
Will be watching some poker vlogs then go to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740844
>Ariel Rebel
She wasn't my first, but definitely my favorite. Her and Monroe. I am really glad that I got into anime and manga though. It's so much easier to find appealing girls when you don't have to restrict yourself to the third dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741031
being depressed and moody

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741045
She was a softcore pornstar in the mid 2000's, just google "Ariel Rebel 2005" and you'll get the idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740948
Easily? There is such a thing as too big but that's nowhere near my limit. Anyway, Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741075
I prefer flat-chested women to actual cunny but mostly because the latter makes me feel guilty

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741080
what its a poker vlog? like someone talking about they poker game? (never played poker)
>>36741110
having a bad day or feeling like this regularly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740844
You guys actually remember the first thing you jacked it to?
I'm trying to recall, but I got nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741180
>Guilt
I remember when I use to be like that. Glad I grew out of that cringe phase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741081
Is it? I always found it nearly impossible to find hentai of flat chested women..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Yup, I was 11 and used to sneak downstairs at 5am to use the family PC kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
The first thing I jacked to was my brother's hentai folder. I don't remember most of it, but there was a nice picture of a blue haired girl with very large breasts with her hands in the praying pose between them. I wish I could find it again. Liking cunny came years later.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope gura streams today, my brain darkness is swirling again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741247
I always feel like something so pure and innocent shouldn't be.. Corrupted with my lust

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Er, I don't remember what it was, I just remember like kneeling next to and humping my bed and I orgasmed, I don't even think I nutted. Its never been as intense as that ever again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36739895
Stuck between 3 and 4. Big round glasses are adorable but so is the turtle neck

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741237
>what is a poker vlog
here's what I'm going to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAtlqNgEdY4

poker vloggers, they record their interesting poker hands in games played, then tally their results at the end of the vid whether they lose or win. I gamble some time, and I learn from their hand reviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Limewire porn. Very often questionably aged girls but I was the same age back then as them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741237
like 90% of days

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
my first time was me stuck my dick into a vacuum cleaner as a kid after seeing Scary Movie, came without even realizing what happened. i didn't even realize cum was coming out until my older brother some day pointed out that the vacuum smelled of jizz and then explained to me what jizz was. fun times

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
I don't think it was to anything in particular the first time for me, just the feeling. I do remember one time there was some horror movie on DVD with a scene where a girl takes off her shirt and you see booba for a few frames and I paused it on it while nobody else was home. I still like medium and smaller sized boobs to an extant, but I definitely prefer flat now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741404
aah nice, not my cup of tea but it seems a nice pass time
>Gura poker stream when
>>36741421
have you been doing anything lately to distract you from thinking too much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
my gran and grandma had a PC in another room connected to living room and that's when I started jacking off to Newsground.com videos, what a brazen little fucker I was and never got caught fortunately

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741409
Oh shit, you just unlocked some memories...

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741382
corruption of something pure and innocent is exactly what makes it so hot for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
hentai, bible black

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741535
There is a shitty red laptop in my home thats years and years old and its not mine but somewhere on it is hentai I saved just openly in the fucking pictures folder and my family have been trying to recover the harddrive to get family photo's off of it for a couple weeks now.
I am still successful in stopping their attempts and at some point will destroy it.
I live in fear every day because they'll know it was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Cream the Rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

How am I holding up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741628
I'd cream that rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
I remember being on my dads PC and finding a folder called "moneyshot" that had lots of 20 second, poorly compressed clips of girls getting facials, I remember getting hard and trying to shoot the white goo out like they did in the video, not being able to and getting really annoyed. I tried it multiple times, one time in the toilet when I had to pee because I thought maybe peeing had something to do with it. Eventually figured out I needed to be looking at the images for it to happen lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Lan from megaman battle network

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741532
no way Goomba gambles. Barely a pass time either as money is involved, but it can be when playing with friends. Share some YT vids you've been watching, bud

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741612
The fuck's wrong with your family? Mine would just make fun of me a little which is worth getting family pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
It was a game on Newgrounds where some guy in a bar gives you xray glasses and you can see all the people naked with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741409
I did a similiar thing and my dad caught me cos i was too dumb to know to delete it from windows media player history, surprisingly he didnt even go off on me, just told me not to do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741612
Why don't you offer to recover their photos for them and just delete/move your hentai? I would be intrigued to see all the stuff I had saved as a kid if I was you

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741798
I've only ever been caught once watching some shitty show called like sexetera of some shit and I'd rewind it to the parts with boobs and I told my mom that a friend from school told me to watch it.
Never been caught other than that.
I'm just afraid they'll find it because I think it was cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741250
Are you talking about animated hentai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741532
ive been this way for over a decade now, ive just accepted its the way i am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741874
Based child. I've been walked in on masturbating to cunny more than once and nobody gave a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741825
I cba, they'll give up at some point because the thing doesn't even turn on anymore.
I'll probably snap the screen off because its from like 2009

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741904
Both, really. It always seems to be huge tits or cunny, no adult women with flat chests..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741612
LMFAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741784
......anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741917
>More than once
The fuck are you doing? Do you not have a lock on your door?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Megan from Drake & Josh[/ spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Objectively Gura's body type is the best, and Suisei's body type is the second best. These are facts, not things that can be debated

[Anonymous No.]

>>36738560
mind linking to it, would like to see it. Was it the moon song time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742023
I do not have a lock on my door and wouldn't bother locking it if I did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742038
can't really remember the song, but I know it's the last song for that karaoke from more than a year ago. You got the link?

[Anonymous No.]

Filthy cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742025
What episode? I don't recall there being anything worthy of jacking off to.. iCarly on the other hand..

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742207
The movie "Drake & Josh Go Hollywood", scene where Megan is laying on a sun lounger in a swimsuit. I was too old for iCarly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Sailor Venus

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
I found a deck of nudie playing cards in my dads drawer, each suit had a different naked girl on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>36737448
>Shes supposed to be the viewers wife
you are everything wrong with vtubing

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
Wait I remember.
I was at my cousin's house being babysat by my aunt, my cousin teased me that when playing with my penor things would happen.
I thought I was going to pee so I went to the bathroom.
I came.It was pretty cool, I did it a few more times that night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741957
On exhentai search for female:"small breasts$" -loli
Or try this https://www.tsumino.com/books#~(Include~(~)~Tags~(~(Id~8006~Type~'1~Text~'Flat*20Chest~Exclude~false)~(Id~7985~Type~'1~Text~'Loli~Exclude~true)))#
Exhentai isn't what it used to be, though. There's tons of stuff missing that got taken down due to copyright claims.
Admittedly, finding one with a completely flat girl is hard, and the relevancy of the results varies massively, but there's some good stuff there. Lots of bodies similar to Ariel's.
I don't watch a lot of animated hentai, so I can't help you there.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody else? She did things to me back then. Still does. Lazy Town was a blessing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742034
thats litterally a child aaaarrrreeehhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742331
Tsundere, disguisting. Sailor Mercury or BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742471

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742486
>Exhentai isn't what it used to be, though. There's tons of stuff missing that got taken down due to copyright claims.
what am I supposed to use instead?

[Anonymous No.]

you promised me a stream today fucking cumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742486
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742331
For me it's Sailor Mars

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742548
What? Wednesday was the consensus here

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741238
>You guys actually remember the first thing you jacked it to?
Hell yeah, Thorn from the Hex Girls in Scooby Doo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742533
>Tsundere
I think you're mistaking Venus to Mars, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742034
i prefer suisei's body type desu but i am deeply in love with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742490
won't lie i bustd a few nuts to her when i was like 12 13 yo, had lazy town episodes recorded just so i could pause and rewind the best bits lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will stream Tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

wow, thanks to that schizo earlier for a lot stuff I hadn't seen before ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742548
No we didn't, you can get mad at us on Wednesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>36740401
>oppai loli Gura
I shouldn't want this. Why does it make my dick feel so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742661
Suisei might be quite a bit taller than Gura but she's still pretty small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742719
Her comedic timing really is incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742762
Gura liked that picture, if that helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36741993
I used to emulate gameboy stuff when I was like 10-11 and I was in love with megaman BN, I went on the interwebz looking for guides and secrets and what I found was a ton of lan x mega fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>wednesday
>oh I can't stream friday to monday I'm busy
>doesn't stream thursday to compensate
>won't return tuesday because it's not a stream day
>will stream wednesday and friday then fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742034
I prefer IRyS' body type but Gura will always be my favorite girl, because there is nobody like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>36742490
I did fap to her, but she wasn't my first. I don't remember who it was, but most likely either Misty, or Mimi from Digimon.
>>36742546
I don't know. https://panda.chaika.moe/ tries to archive some of it, but it's not exactly a replacement.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I get more Gura singing soundposts? I need to expand my collection, and preferably soulful ones like this

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>>36742536
Gura is not your wife, she never was your wife and she will never be your wife. She probably doesn't even know you exist, and even if she called out a SC of yours or something, it doesn't mean anything beyond she's thankful for your money and support. Pretending like you and Gura have any form of relationship whatsoever outside of content creator and supporter, is pure delusion. Pretending like Gura isn't a normal person that very likely does normal things, is again pure delusion. And also pretending like she hasn't dated people is complete fiction in your head. The likelihood of you coming within even a nanosecond of her thoughts is just farfetched nonsense. I say you're everything wrong with vtubing because it's completely true, you've completely convinced yourself (falsely) that Gura is expected to act pure and innocent for your benefit, when behind the vtuber fascade she's just a normal person who does normal person things. Normal people don't expect her to conform to any outlandish dream standards you've thought up, and reasonably expect her to have had or is currently in a relationship with (gasp) a male. It's also not crazy to think that she will at some point probably collab with a male either. If she does stick with the innocent and pure schtick, it's solely for money reasons. She doesn't care about unicorns or incels or neets at all, she thinks you're creepy and only good for giving her money. That's literally all there is to this, nothing more nothing less. This is the perfect example of delusional self-gratification that fully encompasses a disturbingly large amount of people in the vtubing sphere. I honestly think you need mental help and should probably take a good look at yourself, and honestly ask yourself if your consumption of Gura's media is anything beyond entertainment. You and people like you not only make me sick, but I also feel pity and sadness that you have gotten to a point where you think people with regular expectations for Gura are the sick ones.

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>>36741238
I'm like 90% sure it was Lisa from the Simpsons

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>>36742995
>Gura is not your wife
Didn't read past this, Gura is already my wife

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>>36741238
My sister had this somewhat huge doll of a female singer that was popular at the time, and I suddenly got kinda horny and started rubbing myself on it. I think that counts. I also clearly remember how much cum came out and the how hard it was to clean everything up without raising any suspicions.

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>>36742771
Even more incredible when you realize it's cos she's just pon af and indeed not a comedy genius. Women are at their funniest when they're not trying to be. That's why vtubers are funnier than female comics.

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>>36742999
So you're the guy who all those Simpsons porn ads were for..

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>>36742995
you've missed the point of Vtubers
They're my cute wife, all of the ones I like anyways

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>>36742762
I love oppai loli so much.
I love flat chests and huge chests on little girls.
I'm a man of extremes.

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>>36737448
>>36742995
I'm not sure which one of you needs to take your meds but the wall of text isn't a good sign.

P.S. Gura's going to marry me. Yeah, me. I made all these posts. I'm gaslighting myself right now.

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>>36743042
Unironically yes. I'm not proud of the fact that I clicked on a large amount of porn ads as a kid. It's honestly a miracle I never got a virus.

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>>36743046
oh dang, the link is dead

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>>36742995
Didn't read past the first sentence, but well done champ.

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>>36742995
She is my sister wife actually

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>>36743140
She's my mommysisterdaughterwife

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Well my dad caught me wanking to bugs bunny porn, the female version. He found it in the browser history and made fun out of me to no end. Traumatized me for life.

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>Prefer other body type
>Still like Gura the best
Don't know. I don't consider these people real Chumbuds.

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Gura's small puffy soft vagina on my mouth

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>>36742807
>>36743078
Based shark

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>>36743315
child rapist

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>>36742995
(You)

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>>36743362
catbox acting up again or is this one actually dead? Im gonna be sad if so

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>>36743314
theyre fakes. We have tons of people who Gura isn't their oshi here.

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>>36743241
>>36743362
Ded

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>>36741238
First time I jacked it I was 5, and I was staying at a girls house, she was the same age. We were watching cartoons. I was laying on my tummy, and the girl started kicking me in the butt with her heels over and over. Felt good. Then I pulled down my pants and humped the floor while she heel kicked my naked butt. I orgasmed, no cum of course at that age. And then we swapped places. And we showed each other our genitals as well. The memory of this event still baffles me to this day, like I have no idea what the fuck were we doing lol. So I been jerking it like a sailor ever since then, usually by humping the floor before I figured out you could use your hand. The fuck even is life. Wonder how that girl is doing these days. Wonder if she remembers.

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>>36743410
I deleted the first post because I thought it was dead. Reuploaded the song, so it's probably just catbox acting again.

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it zover

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>>36743317
I'm going to sadpanda brb

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Gura is moving to japan, she will become japanese

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this smug little fucking fuck

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>>36743554
Those cheeks...

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>>36743554
fucking smug little cunt (i love her so much)

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>>36743581
where are these coming from

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>>36743613
https://twitter.com/CoffgirlDAZE/status/1589738840121839616

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Gura please stop watching the CS major and put up the frame..

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I want to see a handcam stream with Gura preparing and cooking whole shrimp. Imagine watching her little hands snapping its head off, peeling its shell, deveining it and frying it...

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>>36743690
>put up the frame
kek

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fuck it i cant get drunk so im gunna drink my rum straight and make the pain go away