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Why do their pets keep dying?

>> No.36720295

Cause they're fucking ancient. I still feel bad, but you can't blame a 22 year old cat for dying

>> No.36720301

Pets die when they are killed

>> No.36720326

>>36720125
It's mathematical. Just put pet average life experancy, average age when a girl take a pet, and average age of hololive talent and you will soon understand that it's higly porbable for them to have pet dying on them.

>> No.36720445

>>36720295
>I still feel bad, but you can't blame a 22 year old cat for dying
Good thing nobody is doing that.

Simply because it's to be expected doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like hell if you're attached to the pet in question.

>> No.36720463

maybe having SHORT LIVED pets is a BAD thing and instead livers should have Long lived CHILDREN

>> No.36720486

>>36720125
I had a 21 year old cat and he could barely walk near the end. Keeping a cat for that long is a fucking miracle.

>> No.36720502

>>36720463
What about long lived pets like turtles or parrots?

>> No.36720510

>>36720125
Nigga, he was 22 years old.

>> No.36720550

>>36720502
>turtles
>long lived
I had like 5 turtles growing up and the oldest one I had lived at most 5 years.

>> No.36720565

>>36720125
only two things in life are permanent. death and stupidity.

>> No.36720860

>>36720125
Why do so many of them have pets?

>> No.36720942

>>36720860
They aren't allowed to fuck men

>> No.36720976

pets die when they are killed

>> No.36721034

>>36720301
>>36720976
yes, by me.

>> No.36721051
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>>36720860
Notice that there's a correlation with how many cats they have and how old they are.

>> No.36721052

>>36720550
he might be thinking of tortoise? my parents had a tortoise inherted from an uncle and he livedt to like 40 or so

>> No.36721103

>>36720125
because you can't legally have human pets anymore, thanks Lincoln.

>> No.36721113

>>36720125
Because they're old. Also, 22 is super fucking long for a cat.

>> No.36724918

>>36720550
If your turtle is dying in 5 years you’re doing something incredibly wrong.

>> No.36725308

>>36720550
I had a turtle that we caught from the lake when it was a baby. Watched him grow up for six years, then eventually decided to release him back into the wild before I went off to college since nobody could take care of him. He was doing good, and swam away happily. Wish I could know how things turned out for him.

>> No.36725386

>>36720125
>22 years old cat keep dying
Wtf op

>> No.36725819
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36725819

It was a hit job, Henry wants to be the only cat left in Hololive. Watch out Chonkers, Smoothie, Snail, and Okayu

>> No.36727387

>>36720125
i'm killing them and then trying to use witchcraft to put my soul inside the animals corpse so i can snuggle fauna. i keep failing though.

>> No.36727615

>>36720125
Curious how it's always EN pets dying while JP are completely fine. Hmmm...

>> No.36727686

>>36720125
If Fauna isn't back to streaming by the end of this week I'm dropping her.

I give her this much time because she was pretty active during Halloween, for cat she gets 3 days max.

Simple as that.

>> No.36727853

>>36720125
If you have 50 vtubers and statistically each has one animal then one or two will die every year

>> No.36727916

>>36720550
>he doesn't have 100 year old galapagos turtles for pets

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>>36720125
Some were never meant for this world

>> No.36728090

>>36720550
Nigga you fucked up
>>36725308
Touching story but being raised in captivity he probably didn't do to well in the wild

>> No.36728179

>>36727686
Good riddance, you don't deserve her

>> No.36728453

>>36727686
we don't need you nigga, go watch kronii she streams this week

>> No.36728559

>>36728090
>Touching story but being raised in captivity he probably didn't do to well in the wild
I should not be laughing

>> No.36728757

>>36728179
>>36728453

"We" ?

You speak for Fauna you little parasocial simp boyos?

This is business, I'm the paying customer and she's the provider. Thats how real world works.

You two definitely can't provide anything but boring inane admiration that she's really doesn't care about.

>> No.36729103

>>36728757
"we" are couple with fauna, nice double enter redditfag
you never lost anyone close to you because no one loves you, it's simple for me
and you are the one who is parasocial because you pretend to have no empathy edgy boy

>> No.36729294

>>36728757
I didn't say "we", learn to read retard

>> No.36729363

>>36725308
Bitch, owning baby turtles is incredibly dangerous.
Its actually incredibly regulated in the US.

>> No.36729489

Fauna turns off superchats immediately when reading starts.
She's also a vegan which is by itself expensive, and lives in probably one of the more expensive cities in the world.
She's the prime example of coming from old money. She couldn't care any less about one guy, especially one that she probably would find disgusting.

>> No.36730051

I’ve never been allowed to skip work cus my pet died, what gives?

>> No.36730198

>>36720463
Why would livers have children?

>> No.36730440

>>36720942
sure bro... sure

>> No.36731322

>>36730051
Your work is to push papers, not use your personality to entertain people.

>> No.36732167

>I...I miss Clover

>> No.36732248

>>36728757
Just fuck off, nobody will miss you

>> No.36732554

>>36720860
They're shut-ins whose only human contact is people on the Internet. The ones without pets are the ones who become menhera.

>> No.36733756

>>36720125
I kill them.

>> No.36734150

>>36730051
maybe get a boss who doesn't hate you

>> No.36737104

>>36729489
How the fuck did you get that conclusion? There is loads of vegans in big cities and they're far from being from old money families.

>> No.36737184

>>36731322
>use your personality to entertain people
why hasn't anyone told EN2 this?

>> No.36737251

>>36730198
They should have a kidney instead.

>> No.36737278

can't someone just ask calli to give clover back?

>> No.36737359
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>>36737278
The returns department of holodeath was shut down.

>> No.36738355

>>36720125
>Her pets are dying
>Shondo is dying
>Gura is missing
THEY ARE

>> No.36738780

>>36727615
Roboco literally took a month off for her cat dying

>> No.36739720

>>36721051
kiara...

>> No.36739952

>>36728757
too based for this thread. at the most they should take 3 days off.

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>>36720463
Based anon carrying Abe's legacy

>> No.36742734

>>36725308
My state will fuck you up if you so much as look at a turtle/tortoise the wrong way

>> No.36746974

>>36720550
Clearly you don't know how to care for a turtle if its dying that young even Map turltes live to an average of 15-25 years anon you might be too retarded to own a pet.

>> No.36747953

>>36720125
>old cat is allowed to die in comfort after 22 years of being pampered
>pekora's monkey continues to suffer
this is so unfair bros, he deserves to rest

>> No.36748052

>>36720125
>Why do their pets keep dying?
Neglect

>> No.36751726

>>36720125
>Why do their pets keep dying?
Yagoo hiring assasins to kill the talents' pets

>> No.36751906

a better question is how the fuck did that cat survived for 22 years

>> No.36755521

>>36747953
Pekora's what??

>> No.36756010

>>36720125
Because i'm killing them hehheheh

>> No.36756190

>>36751906
Regular glandular expression

>> No.36761267

>>36720125
Crazy cat ladies have to come from somewhere

>> No.36761519

They're vegan pets, so they're all malnourished and depressed.

>> No.36763024

>>36761519
dumb threadreader

>> No.36763453

>>36720125
Old things die, but why did Kiara feel the need to shove both her cats into her stream today right after Clover died? Is it to show that she has living cats while Fauna does not?

>> No.36763589

>>36720463
>livers
It's always the nijiniggers

>> No.36763701

>>36751906
20-25 years isn't that uncommon if they have good genetics and are actually treated right

>> No.36763760

>>36763701
Yes it is, the fuck you on about nigger? Its called average for a reason. A cat living to be 20+ is uncommon as fuck

>> No.36763763

>>36720326
Holy fuck this actually makes sense what the hell

>> No.36767244

>>36739720
Kiara's cats are the only thing keeping her menhera in check, if she keeps streaming after one of them dies she will make haachama look normal.

>> No.36769453

>>36720125
these girls own a lot of pets

>> No.36769673

>>36727686
Kindly fuck off now, you don’t need to wait.

>> No.36769994

>>36755521
Pekora got A FUCKING MONKEY

>> No.36770013

>>36720942
He doesn't know...

>> No.36770039

>>36769994
A FUCKING WHAT?!

>> No.36773227

>>36720125
>Why do their pets keep dying?
more importantly, when will they stop?

>> No.36773517

>>36728757
Go watch airplane crashes it seems to be more on your moral ballpark

>> No.36774739

>>36720550
holy shit hahahahahahaha

but how the fuck did you do that!?

>> No.36774821

>>36728090
lol, it's like raising a lion to be a rabbit then throwing it in a hyena infested area

>> No.36777456

>>36720125
me
its all me

>> No.36778899

>>36773227
when they stop having pets

>> No.36781163

>>36720125
Why do corpos keep hiring girls with a shit ton of pets?

>> No.36781860

>>36720125
Sana is an Aussie like Bae
Bae is a chink
Chink eat dog for breakfast
Bae ate Sana's dog
Fauna collabed with Bae
Bae ate her pets too

>> No.36782643

>>36720550
Fucking retard, clean it's cage or watch it's diet

>> No.36783315

>>36720463
That one Twitch liver uuuuuh, the Sun Eater or something has kids.

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