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how does he do it...

>> No.36599667

>>36599637
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>> No.36599683

>>36599637
MY FUCKING DESK

>> No.36599715
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36599715

He's winning, my boy. But I'm so fucking jealous

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>>36599637
That's it. I'm joining Holostars to bully him.

>> No.36599906

>>36599637
What does Ayo mean again? I don't speak Australian

>> No.36599961

>>36599637
he has obliviously retarded harem mc protag energy

>> No.36600067

>>36599637
Cringe
>>36599667
>>36599683
>>36599803
Not funny
>>36599715
Coal
>>36599906
Zoomer slang
>>36599961
You will never be Japanese.

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>>36600067
>Not funny
who said it was a joke?

>> No.36600155

>>36600067
it was never a joke I’m actually fucking mad he gets girls this hot that like him

>> No.36600196

Is there like an active effort for the tempus guys to be cheeky with everyone except the Holo talents to make it really obvious they don't flirt with them so viewers don't get mad or something

>> No.36600253

>>36600067
>Zoomer slang
Great I don't know enough of NewSpeak to understand all this weird slang

>> No.36600376

>>36600196
Whenever they're interacting with Hololive they're walking on eggshells, it's always been like that and always will. Even if EN is more lax than JP they'll still be more tame than usual

>> No.36600448

>>36600376
Axel is too dumb to recognize boundaries. Remember he started building docks during the Astroneer collab and made hole and nut jokes with Risu while Vesper was trying to get Axel to shut up lol

>> No.36600506

>>36599637
He has pure himbo energy I wanna ride his dick too

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>>36599637
Is it possible to learn such a power....?

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>>36599637
>Got a cosplay and a max akasupa from the cosplay neechan
Bros.... How do I become him?

>> No.36602482

>>36601919
You don’t, just keep harassing him until he graduates, his vods only get like 20 comments each, its not hard to get him to read your hate messages

>> No.36602599

>>36602482
>thinking you can harass a リア充
all your attempts will appear futile and pathetic in front of him

>> No.36602780

>>36602482
He'll fuck your oshi if he hasn't alraedy

>> No.36602820

>>36602482
jokes on you, he doesnt read

>> No.36603697

>>36602482
funny how you say it like he care 2 shits about what people say and that he would stop doing what he enjoys because of it

>> No.36604120

Is he the male Ren Zetto?

>> No.36604155

>>36604120
He's the opposite, everybody comes to him instead.

>> No.36604170

>>36601919
Probably doing it to shill her onlyfans.

>> No.36605270

>>36604120
Quite literally the opposite, Risotto is cringe

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>>36600067
kill yourself

>> No.36605319

>>36604120
Don't compare the faggot to my aniki

>> No.36605507

He's /vt/'s bane, the rare alphanerd. He can fuck your oshi, and he is dumb enough to do it too.
Be glad he's stuck in Australia.

>> No.36605545

>>36600155
haha

>> No.36605589

>>36605507
Uhh...

>> No.36605604

>>36599637
Have a personality and win the corpo lottery

>> No.36605642

>Axel turned out to be the only normal one
Superior Nihongo genes, I kneel

>> No.36605646

>>36605589
don't tell him

>> No.36605654

>>36600196
No, they will flirt with hololive onstream too, they just want to look cool no matter what.
altare with the forced pedo voice. this chink fuck with his forced zoomer slang trying to hide hes an old fuck.
they're desperate to look cool and sexy and its so fucking embarassing

>> No.36605715

>>36601919
that's not max aka, that's around 100USD

>> No.36605722
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>>36605642
>Normal
In what world is a man with negative 5 IQ normal?

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>>36605654
You for real

>> No.36605922

>>36605654
Lol, imagine thinking their interactions with the Holo girls are Axel and Altare trying to look "cool and sexy"

>> No.36606187

>>36605744
magni bitching when ollie an vesper made fun of him
altares pedophile voice
axel using youg people slang even though hes accent clearly shows hes a jap

yeah, they are desperate to look cool and quirky, you have to be retarded to not see

>> No.36606228

>>36605642
motherfucker cant even speak properly what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.36606302
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I'm just a hee hee ha ha guy

>> No.36606310

>>36602482
You never stopped to think why he only gets 20 comments? It's because he cant even read. He's just that stupid. Women don't like intellectuals. They want to be bred by stupid jocks while being financially supported by hard working nerds.

>> No.36606451

>>36605722
Uh...that's the average IQ on this board.

The unusual thing about Axel isn't that he's dumb, it's that he's hot, but also an almost bizarrely kind, outgoing and optimistic guy as well, yet completely incompetent when it comes to dealing with women. He's truly got that oblivious harem anime protagonist energy.

>> No.36606653

>>36606451
how low are your standards to find a guy that talks like he has a cock stuck is his throat "hot"?
no wonder despite all the constant leeching and shilling by management his ccv and subscribers still suck

>> No.36606775

oh no no no no /cbdct/ sisters are gonna FREAK

>> No.36606808

Roleplay

>> No.36606902

>>36606310
stupid jocks does not make weird request when come to sex, unlike nerd

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>>36605654
>>36606187
>entertainers putting on a character is somehow bad and unnatural here
>>36606653
>muh numbers
dude idk wherever the fuck you came from but you have to go /back/

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>>36605507
He spends lotsa time in nippon

>> No.36607908

>>36606902
esl, jocks have the weirdest request, they just keep it to themselves for social standing.

>> No.36608423

>>36607227
>Thinking Autism Speaks has anything to do with supporting Autistic people, and not ran by eugenics freaks obsessed with finding le cure
God you are fucking retarded

>> No.36608500

>>36607227
>entertainers putting on a character is somehow bad and unnatural here
People shat on Chloe for putting up an obvious pandering character, not every character is praise worthy

>> No.36608723

>>36607227
>You can never criticize an actor for their acting
Ah was there anything else you want to add, since you seem to have deluded yourself into believing that Autism Speaks isn't a scam like PETA

>> No.36611862

>>36602482
You guys have been saying things like that since the DBD collab but I'm not seeing a whole lot of action. I was promised a wrath that rivals what China did to Coco but I guess unicorns just aren't that strong after all

>> No.36611965

>>36600067
Based mass-quoter.

>> No.36612157

>>36599637
Ayo finna frfr no cap on god.

>> No.36612584

>>36605722
The fact that he has claimed to have no inner monologue makes it even funnier.

>> No.36612950

>>36606451
the absolute state of fujos

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