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36576750 No.36576750 [Reply] [Original]

And who would win a fighting tournament? and who would be the weakest member?

A reminder for ignorant fagots: Hololive = Girls

>> No.36578147
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Wrestler Holo thread?

>> No.36578354
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Ame learned basic MMA from brother Watson and owns several firearms

>> No.36580357

Ko'one is a kickboxer, Shuba is part wrestler, Noel can enter a menhera berserker state, Porka is immovable and could simply smother her competition, La+ has so many STDs that she could use her vaginal discharge as a bio weapon, but ultimately no one would dare raise their hand to Sora daisenpai so she wins by default.

>> No.36581080

I bet on Mori, her gorilla physique is sure to stomp anyone from Nippon, and her western companions are nowhere near her weight class.

>> No.36582409

The real question is whose fanbase would win?
If we took 30 viewers from each vtubers chats at any given time and pitted them against each other, who would win?

I'm 80 on Senchou, 10 on Dragoons and 10 on Korone, maybe

>> No.36582620

Noel's rage would crush anyone

>> No.36582809

>>36576750
moona, she always bring machete outside for self defense

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>>36582409
Since you mentioned Dragoons I am obligated to tell you that Pomudachi are all hairy weightlifting Latin men in their 30s and 40s. Any fanbase that's not majority oji-san doesn't stand a chance.

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>>36582409
90 on nene
8 on aki
2 on suisei
pic is the weakest nekkos known to man, imagine 30 average ones

>> No.36583990

>>36583954
>Tyrone
KEK

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>>36576750
All I know is that Watame would lose and while I like to think I'm a tough guy, this idea breaks my fucking heart.

>> No.36587157

Bump

>> No.36588929

>>36581080
Any of them could just run circles around her to tire her out.

>> No.36589045

>>36583954
all that muscle and he's still like an attention whoring woman

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Just how new do you have to be to ask such a dumb fucking question?
Lurk a billion years newfag nigger

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>>36576750
https://youtu.be/qzb07322beY

>> No.36590393

Korone is the only one that knows how to throw hands and has been in a fight. Most of them would pull hair and slap while Doggo goes all Rocky on their ribcage and jawline

>> No.36590807

>>36590393
Ame and her spic blood > Korone

>> No.36590891

>>36576750
A reminder that korone could literally beat 3 chick for a date.

https://youtu.be/i_VfjH3G6Bw

>> No.36590959

>>36576750
Iroha is gonna destroy your oshi.
Physically.
Slowly.

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Serious answer? Korone. She used to run a biker gang in high school and would beat up her husband according to twitter and 5ch. She also lifts and does cardio combines with boxing. She's around 173cm which is huge for a Japanese woman so her reach is substantial against other Holo. Even if your oshi can clear Ring Fit at level 30, all it takes is a couple punches from this gorilla and she's down for the count.

>> No.36591259

>>36591039
I’ve seen like 50 rrats about her and i don’t know which ones to believe

>> No.36591337

>>36576750
>Hololive = Girls
False
Hololive = HoloJP retard

>> No.36591803

>>36591259
All real

>> No.36591845

>>36591803
proof?

>> No.36591880

>>36591039
>would beat up her husband
giwtwm

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>>36591845

>> No.36592715

>>36584236
>pic
bro I come here for escapism

>> No.36592929

>>36583954
Muh nig.. I mean Nekko!

>> No.36593116

Korone has a husband?

>> No.36593133

>>36593116
yeah, the next guy who replies

>> No.36593219

>>36591039
Yeah, I was impressed by her height when she stood up and was practically the same as Jun and Hiroyuki, just bulkier

>> No.36593279

>Holo fighting tournament
>HoloEN is immediately defeated
>first match starts

>> No.36593359

>>36576750
Tempus because jrpg jobber guild, not that I think they'd actually win, just a fuck you nigger for starting it by being antagonistic first and "Hololive Production".

>> No.36593429

>>36576750
Gorilla had raw strength but Dog with skills would still win. Chicken had wrestling experience but got her aß handed to her by Mazinger Z

>> No.36594205

>>36576750
>Who is the best fighter in hololive?
Korone

>> No.36595512

Actual fighting? Korone, no contest. She's the only holo that practices a martial art seriously, and actually does physical training. In an industry where most of the girls have massively unhealthy habits.
Someone /fit/ like Iroha would probably have an advantage against most of her peers, but won't stand against an actual boxer.

>> No.36600362

>>36593116
yeah, me

>> No.36600444

>>36590807
False. Ame would be thoroughly stomped by the doog

>> No.36601364 [DELETED] 

>>36590807
>Ame and her spic blood
Wait, is ame half-spic?

>> No.36601442

>>36590807
Wait, is Ame half-spic?

>> No.36601739

Mori is like 5 weight divisions higher than Korone, the reaper could pick that framelet nip up and slam her into the concrete

>> No.36603092

>>36580357
>Noel can enter a menhera berserker state
Fucking kek

>> No.36604118

>>36601739
Cali at her fattest still doesnt know how to fight and a fathead doesnt help when you get hit in the jaw or else sumo wrestlers would dominate UFC

>> No.36609373

>>36576750
gura

>> No.36614207

Question has been overdone a million times, now to the good stuff
Which holo would be the weakest in a fight? (sana doesn't count since she's literally tetraplaplegic since she broke her back)

>> No.36614378

>>36593116
yeah, he just replied to you

>> No.36614420

>>36614207
Probably Shion.

>> No.36614533

>>36614207
Her royal highness, Himesama

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