/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I was a holostars member. That will be so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>36435540
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I was a holostars member. That will be so cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Me too, but I'm actually working towards it. I'm applying next year.

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>>36435540
>1.cant collab with Gura, Pekora, Lamy, Marine, Koyori, Nene, Fauna or IRyS
>2.Constantly getting pestered by Mori and Ollie and the rest of the IDs trying to collab with you
Nah, imagine having ollie try to get into your DMs all the time. Passssss

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>>36435730
truly a monkey paw situation

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to sing and dance on stage with my bros

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>>36435730
>Nah, imagine having ollie try to get into your DMs all the time.
I’d sooner clean sewers with my tongue.

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>>36435730
I could deal with Ollie getting into my DMs. I'm a brick wall when it comes to unsolicited advances from women. I turned down free sex from someone at a wedding recently so that I could instead go to my hotel room and play Game Boy Advance.

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>>36435672
Good luck to you anon, I'm working on my streaming reps first before I think about applying.

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>>36435672
please fuck gura on stream
the chumpedocaust will be glorious

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>>36435962
Thanks, that's exactly what I'm doing right now myself. I think I'm a couple months away from feeling like I'm worthy of their consideration.
>>36436483
I won't, but I would love to pick her brain about the chumpedos. If anything, I want Gura to be my wingman so I can bag Marine.

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>>36435540
it's 'would' esl faggot

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>>36435540
would it be cool? i think it'd be annoying to have to deal with the challenges of an idol/entertainer

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>>36437265
I think it would be really cool. I already like being a vtuber and want to become a professional voice actor, and it seems like making it into Holostars might give me more opportunities as far as that's concerned while also giving me a lot of stories to tell when I'm older.

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>>36436890
lmao Marine has no desire to even talk to a homofart.

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>>36435540
add long hair and this is every woman who wants to join hololive

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>>36435540
you only see the good parts

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>>36437391
Oh my, he copin. His ass is still attached to his body and he didn't even laugh.

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>>36437391
Onstream. You have no proof the Holostars aren’t running trains on her every weekend.

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>>36435540
>17 replies
>not ONE zoomer got the reference

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>>36437473
So you want to "bag" a used goods whore?

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>>36437344
good on you for having ambitions, anon-san. go for it

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>>36437491
I'm sure I and maybe one other guy got the reference. You can not seriously be oldfaggin about Robot Chicken right now, anon.

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>>36437521
Thanks. >:]
>>36437514
You replied to the wrong guy, but hell yeah. I'm also used goods.

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>>36437514
Sure, why not? It’s just sex.

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>>36437536
Anon robot chicken is 17 years old

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>>36437576
You're not "bagging" anyone that's always out to fuck other dudes on weekends.

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>>36437592
yeah? that's not old :(
>>36437631
I will simply become the weekend dudes. And if I don't, oh well.

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>>36437404
>add long hair and that's Gura
ftfy

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>>36437592
No, I refuse to believe that...It's only been 10 years...

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>>36441518
Exactly. 2005 was ten years ago and the 90s were twenty years ago. The 80s were also twenty years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I was a holostars member. That will be so cool.

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>>36441652
>Exactly. 2005 was ten years ago and the 90s were twenty years ago. The 80s were also twenty years ago.
>gen xers who browsed something awful are only 20, so are their zoomer kids
WE AIN'T OLD

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>>36437592
>>36437536
>show built on nostalgia for moves from 20 years ago is, itself, now 20 years old
>nostalgia is now 40 years old
DON'T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME

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>>36437631
>>36437724
>my name is anon and I WILL fuck the hags

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>>36435540
>t. Regus before applying
Or Vesper.

>>36435730
Kind of doesn't sound too bad. My issue would be preferring to converse in the public channels instead. I kind of like the idea of open conversation and letting others chime in when they want to. But Stars and Live are probably on separate channels.

I just hope Ollie wouldnj't send me a bunch of stuff that's like Indonesian in-humor. It's not that I don't like that kind of thing just... I'd feel bad that I'd have to admit "I have no clue what this is about."

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>>36437473
Japanese men consider her ass too fat, that's why she gravitates to American men of a certain stripe.

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>>36435730
>Nah, imagine having ollie try to get into your DMs all the time. Passssss
I imagined it, and for the first time, feared being white.

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>>36435730
Yeah...haha who would want to fuck Ollie without a condom and give her proper children haha fucking crazy wacky even haha..

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>>36435730
>getting pestered by Mori
I can only imagine /vt/ autism that would ensue
>haha we collab so often some of the other girls have said we look like a couple Mori lol isn't that funny? us a couple? haha
>anon you've been really nice in collabs but I'd really rather just stay friends if that's ok :)
>and actually...maybe we shouldn't collab anymore
but we already have a RUST stream scheduled with Kiara tomorrow...
>its ok I'll tell her you cant make it cause you're sick don't worry I won't tell her what you said

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>>36435730
>cant collab with Gura, Pekora, Lamy, Marine, Koyori, Nene, Fauna or IRyS
That's fine, I'd respect them for sticking to the standards of Hololive much more than the idiots who join and instantly throw it out the window.
>Constantly getting pestered by Mori and Ollie and the rest of the IDs trying to collab with you
Ignore them. Women are easy to ignore.
The true Holostars way is to ignore Hololive collab invites except very very rarely, and to actually make sure they have some merit to them. Women are shit at banter and generally being funny, look at comedians. If you can do X stream with Y game and you've got the choice between collabing with a man or a woman, 90% of the time the man will be a better choice for the actual quality of your stream. If you need collab partners reach out to good indies or small corpos and find some fun ones with standards, though it will take a while to find something like that in the garbage EN scene.
>No mention of Magni, Regis, etc.
You'll have to avoid them as well if you have actual standards and don't want shitty drama fags involved with your shit. Stars EN is a real uphill battle for any good potential Star now, the branch is probably ruined if I'm being honest.

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>>36442083

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>>36435540
>Wanting to be a faggot
NGMI
Also >>36435730

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>>36443565
If Twomad joins I join.

>t.Literal 0view running a dead IG meme account

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>>36435855
It wasn’t in the free segment of their live, but the JP Holostars apparently learned real instruments and acted as each other’s live band. That whole concept is so cool—I’d love to be an anime boy bassist

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>>36441785
Old is a state of mind. It helps that I was 15 when I started browsing Something Awful in 2011, at least.

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>>36435790
>>36435923
>>36441936
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

I probably couldn't do it since you can't play Konami games.

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>>36441822
They've moved from Gen X nostalgia to Millennial nostalgia, It's pretty weird

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>>36451380
Holopro actually has Konami perms, anon. JP plays powapro baseball. I’m going to make HoloEN fans watch me play Parodius, Gradius, Metal Gear and Silent Hill when I get in.

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>>36435958
>I turned down free sex from someone at a wedding recently so that I could instead go to my hotel room and play Game Boy Advance.
That's bullshit.
But I believe it.

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>>36452213
I swear on my life that it’s true. I mean, the real reason is that I don’t have any interest in casual sex, but I definitely did go to my hotel room and play GBA later that evening instead of getting laid.

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>>36442379
>haha we collab so often some of the other girls have said we look like a couple Mori lol isn't that funny? us a couple? haha
Would an anon serious pull something as dumb as that? Because that's what Miko probably pulled on Pekora and see how that ended up as.

[Anonymous No.]

>can't interact with woman
>get paid

i need to join holostars

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>>36435730
>1.cant collab with Gura, Pekora, Lamy, Marine, Koyori, Nene, Fauna or IRyS
I wouldn't be able to regardless because I wasn't born a woman
>2.Constantly getting pestered by Mori and Ollie and the rest of the IDs trying to collab with you
That would really boost my self confidence. I wouldn't be in it for the money anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck the idea of working for homostars, simply because you would become the devil itself
>cannot collab with any of the females unless they want it
>constant slut approaches from ollie
>mandatory singing
>JP lessons
pass

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>>36437491
WE ALL GET THE REFERENCE

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>>36435540
Oh my god! it's YAGOO himself and he just signed my contract! wait a minute... that must mean I'm on the JP side of Holostars!

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>>36453935
>cannot collab with any of the females unless they want it
fine by me
>constant slut approaches from ollie
I've been friendzoning women my entire life
>mandatory singing
I love to sing
>JP lessons
I want this