/yah/ - Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Next stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUhmrB4fbA

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

[Anonymous No.]

good job making the thread bea

[Anonymous No.]

Holding hands mating press with Beatani!

[Anonymous No.]

bea....

[Anonymous No.]

this is the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>she remembered to add the link to xp hill

nice work, bea.

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

I just cut off all my limbs to make myself more cute. How are you doing dads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643063
That's a real flexible tongue you have there to be able to type all this.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you really think she would make her own thread just so people can discuss how much they want to sniff her feet and cum on her butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643063
I bought Bea's kidney

[Anonymous No.]

...Should I burn it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643113
Absolutely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643113
stream in an hour and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
Give her cute nipples at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3642820
I think beatani's shoulders are very erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
gives off a bit of Bea-kun energy desu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck Chihiro, Ich will Chihiro ficken, Иcкaм дa чyкaм Чихиpo, Chci šukat Chihiro, 我想和千寻做爱, Jeg vil kneppe Chihiro, Chcem si to rozdať s Chihiro, Želim zajebavati Chihiro, Quiero follar con Chihiro, Ma tahan Chihiroga keppida, Haluan naida Chihiroa, Je veux baiser Chihiro, Θέλω να γαμήσω την Chihiro, Meg akarom dugni Chihiro-t, Voglio scopare Chihiro, 千尋とやりたい, Es gribu izdrāzt Chihiro, Noriu dulkinti Chihiro, Ik wil Chihiro neuken, Chcę się pieprzyć z Chihiro, Eu quero foder Chihiro, Vreau să i-o trag lui Chihiro, Я хoчy тpaхнyть Чихиpo, Jag vill knulla Chihiro

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643220
اريد ان امارس الجنس مع چيهيرو

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
Beatani (male) (cute)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3642820
>no weekly schedule
>low effort thumbnails
She's getting complacent. You guys spoil her too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643296
Bea has autism, pls andastand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643263
more accurate
ارغب لممارسة الجنس مع چيهيرو
more understandable for more dialects

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
I really like this style. It's simple but feels real in a way. You should continue but she really does look a little like a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643113
Negative attention is still attention anon. Besides that, she is a girl who was probably never told how sexy she is, just called crazy by stupid cunts, and now a bunch of dudes, weird as we may be, truthfully explain why we want her body, mind and soul in explicit detail. The dirty, disgusting quality of it is also the turn on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643296
You can nitpick about her not having a schedule if you want but I really don't give a shit about thumbnails, they're good enough for the purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643345
you seem very gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
ngl, bea-kun is kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643389
I don't give a shit if you give a shit or not. I'm saying it's detrimental for her growth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643345
>she is a girl who was probably never told how sexy she is
Surely she's been told by cringe ojisans before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643395
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643413
As long as she announces the dates for the stream at least 2 days in advance I think it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643186
>>3643290
>>3643342
>>3643396
It's the shoulders isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

My daughter Chihiro is so lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643422
She implied one time when speaking in Japanese that she was molested on the train one time but she stopped herself from continuing on that topic fast before she actually said anything about it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643450
Menhera attacks of depression make everything an uncertainty though.

[Anonymous No.]

The tightness of Chihiro's pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643485
At least anon doesn't grope her in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643473
Not an artfag but the whole body structure lookes a bit masculine to me

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/oiwo5c.wav
I just got a MIDI keyboard. I've never played a musical instrument in my life. I dedicate my first song to Beatani. Someone tell me how to play the piano onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643581
>beetani and not be-a-tani
good job either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643581
>Bitani
kek
nice voice tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643613
I'm Texan, I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643523
You are not dad, leave us

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643474
CHIHIRO SMELLS LIKE BEAR SHIT.
CHIHIRO LOOKS LIKE A DUMPSTER-DIVING RACOON.
CHIHIRO FUCKS OJISANS FOR MONEY.
CHIHIRO USES MAC OS.
CHIHIRO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN BOXED WINE.
CHIHIRO HAS HOLES IN HER TEETH
CHIHIRO THINKS EATING FLAVORED YOGHURT IS HEALTHY
CHIHIRO USES FAKE CHINESE MECHANICAL SWITCHES
CHIHIRO THINKS TOMATO IS A VEGETABLE
CHIHIRO USES FACEBOOK AS HER MAIN SOCIAL MEDIA
CHIHIRO LIKES MENTHOL CIGARETTES
CHIHIRO PUTS THE TOILET ROLL ON THE WRONG WAY
CHIHIRO HAS MOLD IN BOTH HER ASS AND CUNT

[Anonymous No.]

Bea's ringfit is the least erotic I've heard. I think she has a lot to learn. Can't do my reps if she sounds like a cardboard.
Here's a good example of how ringfit streams should sound like: https://youtu.be/mR_qqEiIUE8

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643176
No. Make nipples long and protruding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643581
How long have you played? It's impressive to make something actually listenable if you are an absolute beginner. It took me like 3 months to make something that didn't sound like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna SEX Chihiro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643709
I like the birth giving ASMR though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643709
Agreed. Hope she learns from this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643736
About two hours. I googled some sweet blues licks and just played those with modifications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643684
Chance of having sex with Beatani
>0%
Chance of having sex with Chihiro
>0.1%
It's easy to see why she's so popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643747
Is this why beatani bought paint? So that her sister can do some "art?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643773
You should continue. You have a good voice as well. I think you have potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643709
That's the entire fucking joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643775
Chihiro hates nerds and otakus though, this is confirmed by Beatani more than once. She will never love any of us.

[Anonymous No.]

CHIHIRO LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643832
Thanks, bro. I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643817
>no lewd art with Chihiro yet
Pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643136
I think she looks less masculine if I round a little more the limbs and give her small boobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643869
a bitch like her doesn't need to "like" me, she just needs to "like" my money

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643773
How much do you know about music theory? I put that off for like a year because I thought it sounded boring but it really put a damp on my progress until I got myself to study it. If you haven't read about how chords, mayor/minor scales etc work then please do that. I suggest beginning to improvise with the pentatonic scale if you like jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643963
i guess its the waist maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643963
sucking beatani's duck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644023
Those thighs are also quite large

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644023
Maybe the legs too, they feel like they belong to a lumberjack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644047
She has just been doing her reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643996
Yeah, that's more or less what I've been doing. Trying to remember the individual keys and then switching between various chords. I did see a video about some dude going nuts with the pentatonic scale so I was trying that earlier. I'm actually a bit more interested in learning guitar, but I've been putting it off. I learned some good fundamentals so far doing this at least.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392816249080487937
>went to sleep right after mystery OP made the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644127
She will need something to sustain herself when she rises from her slumber. Do not disappoint dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644127
お疲れベア

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644127
there was a thread made before this but without yah so it didn’t pop up unless you have beatani in the filter, i redirected it to this thread though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644098
do not put off learning a musical instrument it's like putting off learning a language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644047
>>3644023
Got it, I'll see what I can do

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani has changed the channel name to Beatani Ch.

[Anonymous No.]

What other games do (you) want to see beatani play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644420
I'm sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644437
it’ll probably optimize searches better, because most people search beatani on youtube any
ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644420
Where do you think she got this idea? Hint, we discussed it here first a few threads ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644420
I'm more sad she fixed "hedder" on her Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

This will be a good stream!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644522
Beatani's soft 草...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
worms with viewers
i dont care which one

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644420
everyone calls her that anyway so it's probably a good call

>>3644520
>sad she fixed a typo and is improving her english
anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
Euro Comfy Simulator

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
Rimworld and maybe Dwarf Fortress

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani is my drug

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644098
The pentatonic scale is very useful. It's hard to hit a bad sounding note in pentatonic so it's much easier to improvise and make new music in. Many cultures actually came to use the pentatonic scale nearly exclusively, for example traditional chinese music, irish folk music and of course the kind of african music that evolved to jazz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
My Summer Car
Flight Simulator
Kerbal Space Program

Because I want to see her fail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644605
So the japanese basically stole everything from china so I looked up if traditional japanese music was pentatonic as well and of course I found the japanese pentatonic scale, derived from, yes you guessed it, the chinese pentatonic scale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644646
If she ends up playing MSC she should read a cheat sheet for the build order or she'll waste ages on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644420
I think this will be a good change. The name is easier to remember in my opinion and allows for better results when people search beatani instead of just showing her introduction nad name clips. YouTube still hasn't reindexed the search results for her, so we can't see the effects of the change yet.
>>3644466
Also for Google results too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
considering she bought a switch and has only used it for RFA so far I wanna see her stream some other Switch stuff. I don't even know what, anything really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644585
i want to sniff her so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Today I drew Beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
now this is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
Cuute

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
Amazing art, Amazing work

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
cool and funny anon!
are you using a hoodralic press to handle your pencil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644797
cute

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if chisato told chihiro that a bunch of weird foreign nerds are worshipping her. I would pay to hear that conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643709
maybe one day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644982
Kek I want to hear Chihiro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
>What other games do (you) want to see beatani play?
Fallout NV (with unoperated musci radio mode)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645028
>I want to hear Chihiro
Watch the rock review.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643345
To be honest, she doesn't need tinder when she has so many men interested in her already. I don't know about myself, but if I were her I may have interest in the Russian dad for instance. So full of energy during the bday song. Damn, I wish I was as chad as him. I really need to get fit even more if I want to compete with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644580
I want to see Beatani gives some filthy tribals limb deficiency.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645045
I know, but I want to hear her being introduced by Bea on a stream. That would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645046
t,Russian dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645046
Man I legitimately got the russian dad birthday song stuck in my head for a couple days now.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani should play the Binding of Isaac

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you bros, I will try to post more Beatang in the future
>>3644869
My dude, this is like the third time in my life I drew something "for real" and I have no idea what are you talking about
If you're asking about those "wavy" lines, that's because I was drawing on my desk that is basically a wooden board painted white and my pencil was falling into this wood texture from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
some watchalong would be nice from time to time

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645087
Damn I hate that shit, it makes me furious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645087
oh sorry anon just meant to poke a little, keep going all your drawings are super cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>2 minutes until start
>no wake up tweet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645087
Different anon, but it's cute and original. Keep up the good work.
>>3645078
I hope next year individual anons can add bgm in their own country's bday songs. I'm so jealous of him. He took the entire spotlight aaaahhhh!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645103
How do you find watch alongs entertaining? They are just boring to me. It's like a zatsudan where they can't talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645103
beatani's sex tape with takuya watchalong when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645086
It might be a little too hard for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645158
>I hope next year individual anons can add bgm in their own country's bday songs.
I tried to find a good BGM for mine but I didn't like the ones Ifound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
I want her to play Ricochet with us. Simple enough game.
>>3645167
They do talk. They provide commentary to a degree and the chat talk at the same time too. If it's like 30 mins I don't think I mind, like the last episode of an anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645167
Korone talking about loving grandpas in Jurassic Park is pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645087
the other anon is pokin fun at how hard your pressing the pencil on the paper, making it seem as if your hand is a hydraulic press pressing the pencil onto the paper, causing deep grooves from how hard the pencil is being pressed.Lighten up the pencil pressure a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645227
>If it's like 30 mins I don't think I mind,
Yeah, maybe Uto's 5 hour movie date stream didn't set the best first impression on the format on me.

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got a link to that poll from the last thread?

[Anonymous No.]

GET IN HEREEEEE
https://youtu.be/RhUhmrB4fbA

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645275
Okay, thanks, I will

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

sekkusu...

[Anonymous No.]

Talking to Bea while she's sleeping next to you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645352
>>3645347
first thing after waking up...

[Anonymous No.]

egg laying with your daughter

[Anonymous No.]

Kek what?
>Get out of the way, I'm about to lay an egg!

[Anonymous No.]

Bea's eggs...

[Anonymous No.]

Bea egg laying art when?

[Anonymous No.]

snake dad... I kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

fertilizing bear while shes sleeping...

[Anonymous No.]

Who's snake dad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645480
The one that put a shelled egg in his noodle bowl for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645480
snek dad had an unpeeled egg on his submission to the breakfast contest, and had it plopped in the middle of his soup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645480
A participant in the breakfast contest who swallows eggs whole.

[Anonymous No.]

what is she trying to tell us

[Anonymous No.]

I still don't know why she uses a caterpillar as a pointer when her cursor is always on screen (even during gameplay streams) but it's cute

[Anonymous No.]

eating bea's tako...

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS NOW A CHIHIRO THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

UNINANAKO

[Anonymous No.]

The memes she shows really feels like english memes from 2008. This doge and tako one is like pic related which is really old also.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645625
shh it’s cute

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani showing us JP memes is like your 10-year-old daughter showing you some stupid shit a friend told her about in school. You understand nothing but you nod along to encourage her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645677
I understand perfectly, ojisan.

[Anonymous No.]

it is actually 2ch meme review

[Anonymous No.]

Bea can play guitar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645721
yes, check the 2k karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645721
dad, your karaoke stream reps...

[Anonymous No.]

I cant believe im on fucking meme review, this is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645305
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1SF-ZqyYkP_QW2_0JS9TP-Cf6GqpY0NF3NBXZ-JnxduY/edit#responses
the poll will go down today. VOTE

[Anonymous No.]

>Cool german guy
>scrolls past, goes up again, scrolls down again
This Bea lol

[Anonymous No.]

"what is this yab"
*scrolls up to the hitler again*

[Anonymous No.]

>japanese memes
>cool ascii arts

[Anonymous No.]

Why do the japs use these graphics all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

Uncle Addy....

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani can't triforce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645908
I assume it's from some kind of royalty free clipart bank.

[Anonymous No.]

bea forgot to do her twitter reps and tweet out the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that J*m W*tk*ns stole 2ch from Hiroyuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645919
>>3645851
>>3645827
Basiert und rotgepillt

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645944
>J*m W*tk*ns
I know of this, but who tf is this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>Bea's pc is so potato it can't run ublock

[Anonymous No.]

What is she doing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645992
OMORI stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645992
Browsing japanese reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645992
Teaching us japanese memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645992
reading about cardcaptor sakura

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646044

[Anonymous No.]

Why are japanese memes so bad. Why have the japanese meme culture not evolved since 2008?

[Anonymous No.]

Does she know there's a decent delay on her chat?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are japanese websites so 2005?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646044

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645985
He's most known for hosting 2ch and 8ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646082
>>3646067
SOVL

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645940
lmao she actually reading this while streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646103
Someone told her in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>3645908
It's from Irasutoya, look it up
>>3645923
correct

[Anonymous No.]

>daterape ahaha
Wtf Beatani...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646142
That's my daughter

[Anonymous No.]

I was later... what exactly is going on?

[Anonymous No.]

Matamote blogs are pretty controversial to old board users. Lead to a lot of posters abandoning 2channel over stolen posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646142
it's not a beatani stream until there's a yab or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646094
Hosting and then stealing them both, in the same way from different people (Hiro, hotwheels). At least that is what he was known for, now people know him for watching porn while driving in that documentary.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell her to go to /yah/ next

[Anonymous No.]

We should have a image that says, "we are now 2channel!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646169
impression I get is this is some mix of know your meme and r/4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>It is forbidden to reprint 2ch
Isn't that just because of the 2ch sc clone Hiroyuki made that scraped posts?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bea-san giving us the best 1-san kopipe on ayashii.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Bea... that's exactly how reddit works...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646286
>>3646330
This game looks alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646286
Beatani is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe Bea can do a stream where she browse through 2ch or 5ch and explain their memes to us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646336
It's not. For reddit you share links. This site is just a news site, but the "stories" come from 2ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646357
I dunno if explaining memes is entertaining, but watching her talk about things is entertaining enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>niichanneru doesn't have a upvote system
Futaba does, and has for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646336
No this is a blog like site driven by ONE person. On subreddits everyone can post, here only one person can post. These are blogposts, not a forum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646389
that's right!

[Anonymous No.]

>site that looks like has been made by teenager in 5 minutes
>half of screen are nsfw ads
>reposts shitty memes
is whole japanese internet like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646387
>*clap clap*
>NEXT JAPANESE MEME

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
Yes. Sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
That website looked so fucking bad. So I sure hope not.

[Anonymous No.]

Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646336
It is more like the old 4chan archives that were saved manually, but with ghost posts and images added to the non-image source posts.
A previous 4chan admin ran one of these 2ch aggregators briefly with translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646478
>Sadly.
This scuffed mess of a site is still more appealing than 99% of the western internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
Yes, it is glorious, all sorts of advertising for loli doujin works layered on top of plain HTML. Far superior to the bootstrap monstrosities and promoted partner content of the west.

[Anonymous No.]

Are japanese memes also mostly post ironic memes?

[Anonymous No.]

on one hand I feel so totally fucking lost when she tries to explain japanese memes, but on the other I can only assume she feels the same way when we try explaining our memes to her
even if you get rid of a language barrier there's still literal decades of a cultural barrier to work through

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the big numbers beatani...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646603
Human killed all the grasshoppers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646585
like some anon said before it is like rp of your daugher showing your boomer ass stupid tiktok videos
I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646603
Here

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646580
Dont tell me the nips have been doing post-meta ironic humor longer than us

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646580
Not all of them, there are also the ones that are racist against koreans, chinese, and americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646652
No... Japs humor is absurd humor. Our western post-meta ironic humor is random humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646676
Like a mirror....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646676
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646700
Is this absurd or random humor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646700
HAHAHA SO FUCKING WEIRD THERE IS A PICTURE OF A CRAB BUT THE TEXT SAYS ITS AN OCTOPUS OMG IT'S SO STUPID LMAOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646676
Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646700
But captioning an image of crab with "crab" isnt absurd though

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646760
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646797
Anon, the crab picture is captioned "octopus".

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646760
Random
Normies now throw random things together to make a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646514
what a weeb. I bet you are thinking that katanas are superior and kanji is better idea than latin alphabet

[Anonymous No.]

i have secured meme review

[Anonymous No.]

>translating otaku, kouhai, manga, etc to English

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646851
no I just miss the old internet and JP internet is a lot closer to it than western internet is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646851
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder does bear go to ryonaket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646914
I miss IRC and early newgrounds...

[Anonymous No.]

This is a slow burn stream for sure..

[Anonymous No.]

>stream started more than an hour ago
relativistic bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646914
I agree the content of the internet is worse now but the modern sites are much better in their structure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
It is and it's full of soul

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure she realizes rrat is pretty much exclusively used on this board, and for discussing schizo rumors at that

[Anonymous No.]

CULTURAL EXCHANGE TIME
ッラット

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

ban this guy just for this cringe attention grabbing name please.

[Anonymous No.]

>I love reddit
its over dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647039
Chihiro slapped Chisato in front of Listener-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>lalatto
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Do people really thing ogey rrat is a /vt/ thing only?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647039
She should visit us more

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647088
Rrat as narrative is
ogey rrat isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647088
I think theyre just saying people dont know rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646434
Yes, nice and light weight. They didn't fall for the web 2.0 meme.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647088
I have never in my life seen rrat used before vtubers. But it didn't come from /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>rrat creative writing stream
Fucking incredible

[Anonymous No.]

>She's showing the rrats about her from the recent threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647136
cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3646971
>modern sites are much better in their structure.
Have you perhaps received extreme brain damage recently anon? These old sites with plain text and drop downs destroy every "modern web" appeal in every single way.

[Anonymous No.]

Confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647088
I mean, I'm sure reddit likes to say "ogey rrat" as a call and response thing, but as far as the way we use the terms to actually mean something yeah kinda

[Anonymous No.]

>>3644428
Truck sim

[Anonymous No.]

>she is reviewing our rrats
This is amazing. I had not even imagined a stream like this could even happen. Beatanis channel is a special place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647136
heh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

(YOU)'RE HAVING DISCORD SEX RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647186
>>3647195
>>3647209
sexmind

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647209
>>3647186
very good

>>3647216
perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647186
>>3647195
>>3647209
>>3647216
SEX ON

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647186
>>3647195
>>3647209
>>3647216
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647273

[Anonymous No.]

I swear at this point Bea could have her own dedicated iceberg of rrats

[Anonymous No.]

Rate the rrats!

[Anonymous No.]

BMI 24,5

bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>open stream
>immediately have the biggest dumbest grin on my face
This bear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647209
Perfect, saved for future use

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647209
unlimited sexworks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647315
ogey/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647186
>>3647195
>>3647209
>>3647216
>>3647306
All now mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647317
that's still just barely within non-overweight range

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647315
ogey/rrat

[Anonymous No.]

post fresh and healthy rrats for beatani

[Anonymous No.]

Give me your strongest rrats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647371
Bea is hired by the feds and the entire channel is a glowing honeypot

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647382
you can't handle my strongest rrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647382
>>3647371
Bea actually loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647088
>>3647171
I never see it anywhere else at all. I think I saw someone say "ogey rrat" on reddit one time and it had almost no upcancers and the only reply was something to the effect of "what". It's pretty strongly restricted to /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647317
Bea's pudgy tummy will be mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647371
Bea is an american anon pretending to be bad at eenglish

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647382
kumagai CHIsato + HIROyuki = ....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm actually enjoying this stream more than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647382
Beatani practiced crying for the birthday stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I did not even know that chuuba came from the japanese way of saying it. I just learned the meaning from osmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647371
beatani was gang raped last year. this is supported from the fact that she stopped herself from telling a story that was related to rape in the costume contest stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647469
the 100th monkey theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647494
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647446
Ouh fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647494
and the stream where she was talking about CHKN

[Anonymous No.]

>Literal spoonfeeding stream
Why don't you just tell her to lurk more, to do her reps or go back /vt/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647382
Everyone in here is just a single samefag called Risuna

[Anonymous No.]

>80minutes stalling
I'm loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647559
Dads are soft on their daughter

[Anonymous No.]

I came in at 62 minutes and had no idea this was an actual game stream lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647559
this is cultural exchange dumbass... she gave us memes we give her memes. it's that simple. You can lurk more or go the fuck back retard

[Anonymous No.]

>It's actually a game stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647560
> Risuna
> Risu
> R
> Rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647559
because just like the Japanese memes she told us, some of our meme at least requires some fluency of English.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647494
actually that was other way.
Some ojisan touched her butt in train like in any usual day in Japan, but then she became furious animalistically assraped him with her 50cm futacock for whole week

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647559
please understand that she has only studied English in school

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647559
We should have called her a newfag and told her tits or gtfo. How far we have fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

Swastikabros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647560
I can confirm this
t. am risuna chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647650
That's an S

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647650
It's loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647658

[Anonymous No.]

>many Japanese are autistic
huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647681
Should we teach Bea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647681
kek I just saw that now

[Anonymous No.]

>Yikies
CUUUUUUUUUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647738
>>3647628
based

[Anonymous No.]

Madam

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647650
>>3647697

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648074
lel

[Anonymous No.]

This is where I crash, dont tell bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>3647273
RTSEX ON

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648240
BEA, THIS DAD IS A SLACKER

[Anonymous No.]

Is the newfriend in chat in this thread too?

[Anonymous No.]

I want her to impregnate me so bad, bros

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being that newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648331
>>3648360
I fear for our new friend...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648344
You're already pregnant the moment you become a membear

[Anonymous No.]

How can I be female and a dad at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648360
>>3648375
>45 viewers
>now 44 viewers
He left....

[Anonymous No.]

>hear about the cute bear chuuba who's a Japanese streaming in English and who's well versed in board culture
>come to her stream
>hear this first thing
what do

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648395
By being Female (Dad)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648399
46 viewers now, he has an impregnating fetish

[Anonymous No.]

holy KEK

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely precious laughter

[Anonymous No.]

I can't watch the stream... tell her I love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648400
Realize that I've found a new home

[Anonymous No.]

>3.12K subscribers
She is growing fucking fast, from where are coming the new subs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648437
you nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648432

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648432
Rye Mountain-san...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648432
He chatted in the 2k subs karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648458
za yuuchuubu arugorizumu

[Anonymous No.]

RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648458
youtube is pushing the channel to more people because of stable viewership.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648476
ogey,

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648476
this is awful

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648458
She has been growing at the same rate for quite some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648476
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648476

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648476
*clap clap* tsugi no miimu

[Anonymous No.]

These damn meds aint working

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAA IM GETTING GROOOOOOOOMED

[Anonymous No.]

B-baka kuma. You won't groom me that easily...

[Anonymous No.]

My heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>"I'm not good at grooming"
>immediately starts grooming

[Anonymous No.]

I missed the Russian dad song, what was that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648686
I'm just too damn sick

[Anonymous No.]

>Bea will torture us with this recording every stream from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>thank you for cumming to my stream
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>all those offstream views of the birthday video were beatani herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648770
She meant coming

[Anonymous No.]

>inb4 the 3k karaoke stream is a 4k karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

chip chan where are you nowadays...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648798
No, I'm pretty sure she said cumming

[Anonymous No.]

>didn't fall for the updog

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648798
this
>>3648821

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I see it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She's so sweet today. Her numbers are declining though...

[Anonymous No.]

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even though you are foolish,
I love you Bros, and Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648843
BIG NUMBER / 10

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648881
>121 likes
Seems like they're stable

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648854
>>3648855
ear of kuma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648854
>>3648855
>>3648869

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648881
>Her numbers are declining though
Earlier stream on a work day

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648881
It's a workday and it was 16 Eurotime and she forgot to tweet or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648881
I'd look at her next stream. This one was at an unusual time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648770
>he missed "thank you for my coming" from one of the earlier streams

[Anonymous No.]

This is going to sound crazy, but I think she is here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648898
tako/hamster

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648931
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

Russian dad, are you proud or embarassed? And, when will you record the full version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648843
r/nichannel 10/10
rrat review 10/10
newdad indoctrination 10/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648931
う、うそ...

[Anonymous No.]

That newdad arka confused about the male pregnancy was topkek

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648931
What are these groundless rumours?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648931
No, I just send screencaps of this thread on the tier 7 Discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648906
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>3642820
The best polar bear daughter just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648316
>BEA, THIS DAD IS A SLACKER
No longer a slacker but I will be in a coma

[Anonymous No.]

>She was asking if she could use rrat on reddit
I think it'd have been pretty funny if she were to make a post on reddit to celebrate her 3K subs and she were to include all the /vt/ memes she knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648989
Oh, this is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648989
super cute art
can't unsee the political coordinates

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648989
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648989
cute cute CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648989
inb4 Bea gets bought out by Microsoft to shill their newest OS for 50 billion nihon dollarydoos

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648931
Bea please rate by breakfast from 10 years ago!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649019
kek
but it's flipped diagonally

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648843
comfy cultural exchange/10
I'm going to try to read the comic she linked, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
Did you take this photo before of after eating it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649045
Koala politics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648996
That's not how reddit works.
It's kind of sad how she talks to herself on r/kumagaichisato

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
if thats cornbread then it looks fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
I hope you don't eat burnt food now

[Anonymous No.]

remainder that the poll will go down today (evening in burger time).don't forget to vote!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649035
>login screen
>WHO IS (YOU)?

[Anonymous No.]

>already 495 views
SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.]

Bea, you should check out Nickelodeon and practically all the things that Dowman Sayman has written

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
Burnt fish dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649078
>evening in burger time
That's not very informative, even for burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
Hrvat dad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649043
ENCHANCE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649100
No, his best works are all of the Hydrogen Bomb War tankobons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649138
the hell is this pig language

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649098
>She will soon get as many views as Anya in a regular basis
How long until she is scouted by nijisanji?

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro is cute and real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649166
Croatian because of the currency

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649138
>pop kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649138
>POP KEK KAKAO
idk bros seems based to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649113
7:00 cst

[Anonymous No.]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFiHvRRl05M
>Live in 28 hours
This is hell

[Anonymous No.]

Must stay awake for after stream tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649328
>she tweets right as I post this
Thanks imaginary Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649328
She's probably sound asleep by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649306
She misses us as much as we miss her, that makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Figured I'd ask this, but any dads want to organize maintaining a Beatani shrine over on the /vt/ server? I know someone made a mural there once, but anything more than that?
>Make it bigger
>Make it better
>Make tourists go wow over it
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
>shrine over on the /vt/ server
on the what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
I dont have minecraft only pirated one... i could build up a desing though
t. 3rd world dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649484
on the /vt/ server

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
The minecraft server? I was on the /hlgg/ server back in /jp/ but haven't checked vt's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649496
maybe buy a land in uplift

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649496
you can join the yubi sever with pirated Minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
Our holyland of beartown is fallen anon, all the guro and shimakaze-kun porn is gone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
Build the XP hill. Well, YOU build it, I don't feel like picking mineycrafta up just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648953
Both. I've been quite pleasantly surprised to get such warm reception, but i do cringe a bit when i hear my own voice.
I will wait until the next voice project to record myself again.

[Anonymous No.]

If she ever decides to play minecraft I think it'd be a fun project if we build something for her next birthday

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649484
>>3649496
>>3649500
>>3649510
>>3649526
>>3649534
>https://pastebin.com/raw/G0GzANQj
I wasn't aware ahoy clients were allowed, so I think everyone here can join.
>>3649537
What happened? Griefers?
>>3649556
Think of it as a group project. We can hop onto Twitter Spaces for voice chat or something. Make it the best XP hill ever with a huge Beatani Tokyo Sky Tree tower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649621
Do we do it in Yubi, Ahoy, or vtcraft v2 server?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3648731
in the last birthday stream (the one with the cola in the thumbnail) she reviewed the yah/ happy birthday singing in different languages, one of them was russian with bgm that was catchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649441
My thoughts are that I can't build anything, so I gave up after just gathering resources for a few weeks. Hope the other dads are maintaining the place.
>>3649537
A shame.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to wait another day bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649581
I think you have a wonderful voice. Very manly. Hope to hear more of your singing Dad.
>>3649693
>>3649742
Which server are we supposed to do? Cause I don't know either. I checked out the real time map for ahoy and vtcraft v2 and it's hardly populated at all. I can't find any of the shrines, builds, that other anons made.
Yubi server's realtime map is dead so I can't figure out if it's populated or not.

[Anonymous No.]

> http://www.goldfishkingdom.client.jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649906
Trippy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649886
Yubi server is the one you want. Not sure what happened with the map, it's been a few weeks since I've played.

[Anonymous No.]

I re-did my calculations, after the RFA streams Bea is actually 58.5 kgs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649964
I want every gram of that on my lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649906
If I ever find the motivation to read a full untranslated manga, I'll begin with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649959
Does Yubi server require a legit account or can I use an ahoy account? If the former, I'll wait until the game goes on sale at $18 again on CDkeys or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650005
https://mangakakalot.com/manga/end_of_goldfish_kingdom

Read translated.

[Anonymous No.]

I know this will change once they start streaming, but until then I'm gonna enjoy the rest of these moments we have in the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE BEATANI!!! LIKE, ALOT, SERIOUSLY!!!

[Anonymous No.]

How was the stream dads? I only caught the rrat part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650104
you can use a ahoy account

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650301
It wasn't too special, japan/western meme review followed by some recettear. The best part was the new viewer learning about the mpreg meme and Bea spilling her spaghetti about it

[Anonymous No.]

this bear is talking in her sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650262

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650345
That sounds adorable. Can't wait to watch the vod

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if the anon that was wondering about the "avoidance of people" tweets is still around. They were talking about a zoomer term and I was working on something to explain it.
Also, I'll post some Beatrice fanart occasionally for the anon working on "Beatorine".
>>3650301
I only caught bits because of work but I saw the new friend being confused by the mpreg thing, that was funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650437
I am curious about the avoidance tweets. I thought I understood but it got a bit esoteric at the end.

[Anonymous No.]

She's so cute bros

https://streamable.com/o35xl2

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650437
It would be even better if I attached the damn thing I am talking about.
>>3650262
Nijisanji EN sure got people talking about Niji huh. Although the JP version of the thread is still slow as heck. I don't think my only post there ever got any replies.
>>3650481
Hopefully I can get it done this weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a good idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
no but keep going I want to see the endgame
also needs more esoteric rrats like Beatani is Hiroyuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
>Mother at 22
Never heard that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650437
I was the one who asked. Didn't want to push the issue anymore but I will be sure to check out the threads to see what you post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
add Beatani is OP

[Anonymous No.]

clipped the rape rrat

https://streamable.com/8hvx7f

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650364
I hear the secrets that you keep~

[Anonymous No.]

>It’s time to read comic LO to get correct sexual knowledge
kusogaki...

[Anonymous No.]

I want to lick lolicon bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650828
That Pikamee collab can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
Fuck, I forgot about the lost minecraft stream. For some suggestions I would add Bea's notes, Sex, and the Gosling Suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
you forgot when she was gangraped

[Anonymous No.]

>she retweeted an LO cover
kono kuma...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650679
I'm on it >>3650712
>>3650719
>>3650891
>>3650902
Got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650740
Is that the outfit she said she'd get raped in? Possible she meant a friend of hers or something else here, but it felt like an awkward moment she walked into and then tried to play off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650740
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>She wasn't sleepy, she just wanted to do her reps
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650740
dads, she fits rape victim profile perfectly.
Being at home despite good social skills and being extravert, not having relationships, fear of outfits that shows skin, menhera attacks
I want to protect her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
I love it but BE ADVISED

Also include Beatani is a FBI/CIA Deradicalization psyop targeting maladjusted dads, moms, brothers, sisters, and friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650962
Imagine rape being your only sexual experience... Sad now rrats away onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
>the lost minecraft stream
very nice

[Anonymous No.]

new chihiro just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650979
>I love it but BE ADVISED
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650962
Anon, understand that she may have used poor judgement and gotten too drunk and gone to a hotel. Maybe it did traumatize her a bit but I know from experience that women are quick to say they were taken advantage of against their will when describing something they want to forget. So don't go full Gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650985
>Imagine rape being your only sexual experience.
>implying that its her only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651040
She got raped alot.

[Anonymous No.]

Hugging Beatani tightly while softly whispering into her ear that it wasn't her fault she was raped!

[Anonymous No.]

rrat levels in this thread are elevated
please exercise caution

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650962
Well, I want to avenge her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651052
by who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651013
BE ADVISED DO NOT FEED OR MOLEST BEARS CAN NOT BE TAMED AND FEEDING THEM MAY MAKE THEM MISTAKE A MEME FOR A RRAT

XP HILL LAW PROHIBITS THE FEEDING OR MOLESTING OF BEARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651077
>this is what she wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
I recognize every single one of these aside from mother at 22, where did that one come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651104
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651104
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651104
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651122
The joke of these is to sprinkle unexpected or absurd rrats on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651104
by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651077
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651124
>>3651129
>>3651148
guess youre all on the list now

[Anonymous No.]

she's supplying her own rrats on twitter now
based bear
should include the lost JP streams as well
and probably some kind of (DO NOT RESEARCH) thing but I can't think of one at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651190
The "I raped Beatani and got away with it" list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651077
CAUTION AWAY!!!

Here's my rrat! Bea was RAPED by a shimakaze-kun Oji-san! Then she was victimed blamed by her sister Chihiro. Chihiro is a Biichi and HATES the Kuma. Chihiro then tossed Beatani in the Computer as punishment for being raped. Chihiro is the reason for her Menhera attacks. She resents Chihiro. In Beatani's eyes, why would anyone side with Chirio? Why do you think she gets so mad at us for saying we love Chihiro when she blames Beatani for such a traumatic event!
Fuck Chihiro!
Chihiro AWAY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>It's currently summer vacation for your daughter, Beatani
>She's going to be graduating next school year, a thought the brings a tear to your eyes as she'll become an adult soon
>She's been anti-social for most of her life, choosing to stay at home and spend the day with you when not at school
>Not that you mind, nothing makes you happier than spending time with your daughter
>This past school year, though, she's finally made a couple of friends at school
>She likes to talk about them a lot when hanging out with you
>On top of that, she's actually been going outside on her own
>Today she went out into the city to buy a new game
>You offered to go with her, like usual, but she insisted she go by herself, proclaiming that she's a big girl now
>And with her smug grin, she went off on her own
>About an hour has passed since then, in the meantime, you've been cooking dinner for when she returns home
>You decided to make her favorite meal to congratulate her
>It's practically done at this point, you're just letting it simmer for when she returns
>And right on cue, the front door opens
"Beatani! How was-"
>She slams the door shut and rushes toward you
>"Dad!"
>Tears streak her cheeks as she buries her face in your chest, sobbing and shuddering while holding you tight
>You hold her in a desperate attempt to calm her bawling
"W-what happened!?"
>She cries into your chest for a few seconds before finally saying
>"I was- I was walking then, then, these men grabbed me and- and pull me into the alley and they-"
>You heart sinks as she digs her head into you again, unable to stifle her sobbing
>She pulls herself away once more
>"I- I got away but... but..."
>She buries herself again and screams into your chest
>"I'm never going outside again!"
>She continues to cry
>You feel utterly defeated, unable to save your own daughter when she needed you most
>You pull her in tighter, hoping that what you do now will ease her terrified heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651226
beatani doxing herself within the first 4 days debuting could work for the "DO NOT REASERCH" category.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651276
*of

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651273

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651276
Anonchama we're not supposed to mention it directly

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
I would add the secret trello board, as it's the only "secret discord" knockoff joke she actually acknowledged

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651273
stop please. She is for spoiling not rape

[Anonymous No.]

>couple channel
>normies app in i pad
>have an ex-boyfriend who is 23yo graduate student

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
>>3650891
add "sex was ejected"

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651377
Spoiled bitches are for raping.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep the rrats coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651052
all me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651352
"Map leak DO NOT RESEARCH" could work or something, idk.

[Anonymous No.]

NO MORE SAD RATTTTTTSS

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651377
A date rapist is called a boyfriend when he stays with the girl through the morning and calls her again anon.

[Anonymous No.]

She was raped? That's really sad.. I don't think I can watch her anymore... hopefully Yukkin is still streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651488
Yukkin is a giant slut and gives it away for free. No fight required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651488
It is an extremely weak rrat anon

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, fellas... maybe no more sad rrats... she said kannashii

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651400
or "sex in office onegai"

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392902794818981890

[Anonymous No.]

STOP SHE SAID

[Anonymous No.]

My rrat is that Chisato is a smart, kind girl and we are lucky to have her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651511
that reminds me, those offstream among us games could be a good rrat machine for anybody not there

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651531
rrat confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651531
>>3651529
oh, we're just getting started!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651559
Only foolish dads agree.

[Anonymous No.]

moegoe beatani arc never.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651531
She really needs to go to bed. It's 3AM right now over there. Go take your sleeping pills Bear. Don't break your sleep cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys what if the true rrat is that Beatani really loves us.

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is reading this thread right now!
I want to hug Bea from behind, lift her off the ground and gently nibble on her ear!
Bea Bea!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sleep with Bea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651657
Nobody believes this.

[Anonymous No.]

RRAT AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392905142421254145
show's over, go home
and go to sleep bea it's fucking 3 AM

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651674
By me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651700
Yeah, laugh it off... ha ha... Sorry for what happened to you bear

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry Beatani, I'm afraid my penis is too big for you. You will have to settle with a dad with a smaller penis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651657
I BELIEVE. I LOVE BEATANI AND BEATANI LOVES ME. Only as a streamer and viewer of course, I'm not weirdo who falls in love with virtual polar bears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651657

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651700
>I don't have that kind of trauma... hahaha...

[Anonymous No.]

BEATANI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651733
haha.. me neither..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651674
by me
I want Bea to read Gochiusa threads with Daisuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651657
Ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

doesnt it feel like shes being nicer to us....happiness achieved

[Anonymous No.]

Consensual loving sex with Beatani!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651700
>yes, don't worry about this dads. You don't have to be worried for worthless me. Let me be cute and funny and entertain you. If you know the truth you will be sad and leave me...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
XP Hills missing hiker cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651787
It's fun indulging her menhara side but I think we all just want to see bea have fun and be happy with herself. Why else would you spend so much of your time watching such a bear?

[Anonymous No.]

Is she saying she would've yabbed too hard if she had continued to talk about the thing?

[Anonymous No.]

I find the fact that she uses twitter to reply to her threads very endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

The bear makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651814
no menhera side

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651796
Bea.......Don't underestimate us like this. We will share your pain if it lightens your burden even a little. That is the path of the Gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651815
>>3651848
I just want her to be happy, she deserves happiness!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[Anonymous No.]

How can we get hiromoot a full pardon, ship him to Japan and make him marry Beatani before her next birthday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651815
I'm a filthy EOP but deepL's pretty clear
>If I had continued in Japanese, I'd probably have been burned out long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651815
she's saying that if she continiued vtubing in Japanese without coming here for advice on branching out to English viewers, she wouldn't make it and would've dropped it by now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651884
>>3651893
Right, I misinterpreted. I thought she was saying that continuing with the date rape jokes would've been fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651902
Bea...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651902
oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

BEA GUERRILLA STREAM ONEGAI

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
seriously, what's with the fruits

[Anonymous No.]

I love indirectly talking to my online girlfriend until she falls asleep!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651815
炎上 means yab in japanese lol wtf it's not about burning out.

[Anonymous No.]

You heard that. No more rape jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
Beatani's old clones get eaten by the dog each 29th of the month.

[Anonymous No.]

It feels so sad that in a parallel universe she would never have gone here to /vt/ and she would continue having less than 100 subs until she quit... I'm really happy she posted here, both for her because I think we make her happy, but also for us because she makes us very happy as well. It was a very good event overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651984
but how will I ever get to fuck beatani if it's not consensual

[Anonymous No.]

Ok I did in fact not misinterpret. It's interesting to learn about her own sense of yab though.

[Anonymous No.]

I 100% believe her about the rape thing not being real. But if it was real I would of course get sad but it would not make me love her any less! I want to protect this bear from all evils in the world

[Anonymous No.]

rape joke is nono
sekuhara is yahyah
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652022
>Parallel dimension concernfagging

[Anonymous No.]

>僕はすぐやばいこと言ってしまうから気をつけよっ
get ready to feed your rrats dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652055
I don't get it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652022
Memes aside I'm really glad that I got to meet Beatani. My dormmates and I always tune into her streams even if we have to wake eachotheer up. It's ruined my sleep schedule but I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652101
If you say nono statement you get cancelled. The same happens here of course, but we have other subjects that are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

We were happy moments ago
Stop! Stoooooop!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop talking about serious topics beatani, start talking about your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652101
Making jokes about delicate issues like date rape leads to saying-nigger-on-live-stream-tier outrage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
I would love to have as based dormmates as you. My dormmates are all normies

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

This is why I'm afraid of Reddit, Bea. You might piss off the wrong person and they will try to bring you down with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
>Watching beatani with the boys
Dude living the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652055
>>3652101
I think she means that japanese are way bigger concernfags than we are. They will demand apologies and lecture her about how bad this looks for her and that she needs to consider how other people feel etc. Essentially the normies who she is fed up with to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
based dormmates

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
I wish I had actual friends...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652172
Weeb reddit is not that bad. They have no problem with matsuri joking about grooming underaged girls for instance. But they may explode at the mention of political topics.

[Anonymous No.]

^ just die

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652133
I miss my old roommates. We would watch vtubers all the time and get wasted

[Anonymous No.]

To those that want Bea to play Isaac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652189
Isn't whole world like this outside imageboards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651911
>>3651893
>>3651971
Definitely means final yab not burnout

https://jisho.org/search/%E7%82%8E%E4%B8%8A

[Anonymous No.]

sorry bea, you can continue on your hand reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652259
sorry, I had to

[Anonymous No.]

concerfags making bea concerfag over their concerfaggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652259
Nice! The UOOH face really is a stroke of genius

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652329
We rrated too hard for her own comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652329
so much missing "n"s I might aswell eck myslef

[Anonymous No.]

Rrats might be rumors, but the rumors are shitposts
Take it easy Bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652326
wait I fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is gonna need some vacations soon.
I wonder where will she go

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652326
>>3652259
this reminds me, she never posted the full version of the uoooh emoji

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
to my apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
my room, now
my bed, next

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
shes taking a break?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652400
It's okay, not like we lack Bea uohs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
to a abandoned warehouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
ochinchin land (I heard it's open)

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
Love hotel with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652426
>He doesn't know about the pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652267
yeah kinda
that said most people just want to be outraged for the sake of outrage and don't genuinely care. if you don't apologize (assuming you genuinely think you didn't do anything wrong) there will probably be a lot of complaining for a few days but then they'll just move on to the next manufactured controversy.
if you want a vtuber-related example notice how pikamee occasionally gets some schizo complaining about her being a lolicon but outside of the shitposts here by people that just find it funny 99.9% of people either don't care or moved on to other things

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652207
Weeb reddit are the same guys who start sperging out about traps. I wouldn't trust them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if I can draw something cute for Beatani...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652392
France

[Anonymous No.]

>>3651497
Don't be mean to Yukkin!!

[Anonymous No.]

Isaacfags won.
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1392912696723402754

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Japanese memes so shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652071
>sekuhara joke is okay because it's not a delicate issue because most of the time it boils down to pointless accusations
Beatani I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652555
Not sure if shit or just not understandable without context.

[Anonymous No.]

are you guys being cringe again

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652259
Uoohhhhh, this is cute and funny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652545
Seeing Bea play more Roguelites would be sweet. Maybe she'll pick up here Slayzaspiya reps while she's at it (and again, maybe pick up a roguelike while we're at it too).

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652555
>>3652577
Went over a lot of stuff with Pizza dad (Aruran) streams. Their memes are pretty much crap. He was actually impressed with our memes by comparison.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652545
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
IS THIS HAPPENING

THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF CAREER SUICIDE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652545
>tfw posted about isaac earlier in the thread
D-did I do that??? Is Beatani going back to streaming roguelikes thanks to me?

[Anonymous No.]

>still no To the Moon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
The Final Yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652672
there are endless final yabs

[Anonymous No.]

I always thought that Japanese internet culture was much more rich and older than the west

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I should've asked Beatani what Chihiro's eye color is. She's probably gone to sleep now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652617
I think part of it is that western memes try to be more universal in what they describe. Japanese memes seem to require a lot of cultural and language nuances to understand what the joke even is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652669
Story based RPGmaker games are the most boring shit ever to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652688
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652683
The Final Yab is level 3
Trapped in an endless cycle of "Final" yabs is level 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652555
Maybe it's the lack of context?
Lat has funny memes, but even if you translate them people might not find them funny because they lack the context to undestand them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
Chihiro's ears should be much lower IMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650828
Comic LO...someone call Pikamee.

[Anonymous No.]

Does JP internet have the game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652574
Well, now that I think about it, she did have to make a disclaimer about chikan's meaning, so it makes sense to tone it down during the streams.
>>3652688
I've been calling it shit as a joke. If you try to understand the nuance it really is funny.
For example, I might be exposing myself as not understanding it, but the ochinchin land thing I find kind of funny, because it seems to be extremely dismissive of the OP when it's used as a reply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652845
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652845
oh fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652688
>>3652859
The problem is that she can barely explain anything.
>"Look at this, it's a very famous japanese meme!"
>proceeds to giggle like a maniac for 5 minutes
>"Anyway next meme"

[Anonymous No.]

i wish we can see chihiro soon, i miss her

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652978
I need whatever meds you're taking if you've been able to see Chihiro until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652845
ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652953
I was listening at work during the Japanese meme tour she was doing. It made no sense to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652953
I think she laughing at how we're still watching her stream even though we understand nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652845
I am in the unknow but I wish to be in the known

[Anonymous No.]

>>3650595
Russian-speaking Bea
Bea is ex-FSB КA spy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652647
Beatani on NLSS when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652978
The video with Chihiro in it is unironically the best on the channel. Chihiro is original and funny unlike Bea, I hope she comes back some time.

[Anonymous No.]

Bear is asleep now, so I can finally say it.
I LOVE YOU BEATANI

[Anonymous No.]

I REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU BEATANI

[Anonymous No.]

Bea Love...

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn I love this bear.

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Beatani, I want to touch your tummy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3643963
I have to redo the face, but I think I'm really close to finishing this damn thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653327
>>3653345
>>3653316
>>3653290
no you dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
hey, this is actually better

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
Does she have a dick now?

[Anonymous No.]

I love you Beatani. You're so gosh darn cute and funny. I can't wait to hear your laugh again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653373
sorry, thats me
you can go on love that retarded bea, leave us alone thank you

[Anonymous No.]

remember to VOTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>3652953
>The problem is that she can barely explain anything.
Maybe she doesn't know how to explain them because she doesn't really understand them at anything but a surface level. It ties back to how she mentioned having difficulties understanding "high context" things.

[Anonymous No.]

I MISSED THE STREAM AAAHHHHH
FORGIVE ME BEATANI

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653398
maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
Big improvement. You're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653442
A man of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653442

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
Lookin good!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
Every picture you've done you have gotten closer and closer to perfection. Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653367
waist is still too wide

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope that the anon working on Beatorine is seeing these.
>>3652953
>>3653424
I thought I was doing her a favor by heckling the meme section a bit, even though I really appreciate this kind of exchange. You know these sections are important to her because she keeps doing these cultural exchanges.
Next time I should try to use her memes on stream, and let her correct us. That way, we'll gradually understand the secrets behind the enigmatic nihonjin mindset.

[Anonymous No.]

>growth rate slowed down to 10 subs a day
4k in 3 months, dads

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653974
It fluctuates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654035
Not that much, the last two significant bumps were from the rush for 3k subs and from the Vtuber Cringe tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653974
Based on her reaction to 3k subs, I feel like Beatani is more fine with having a smaller community that she can more easily interact with. If she was doing it for the subs, she'd probably have a vastly different lineup for her streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654177
Oh I know she's not a numberfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3653843
Good catch

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654177
too bad she will get 50k when this Nekomikuri finally makes clip on his channel

[Anonymous No.]

You dads have been getting to cocky the last few days. Be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654358
>he bought the mug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654239
That water line on her thighs should be parallel to the tub

[Anonymous No.]

I lost the template Beatani gave us for the fashion, anyone have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654239
u-uoooh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654415

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654428
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654239
left boob definitely looks boyish

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654239
You're on the right track, but I have something to add. I don't know if you do already but I recommend you look at bodies for reference, at least to give them a better shape since it was your issue earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654391
>>3654495
>>3654523
Thanks for the feedback

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654388
Dumpeet

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654317
He said he didn't plan to.

[Anonymous No.]

matane beabea

[Anonymous No.]

I'll miss you dads... I see you guys when the next stream is almost here...

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655270
we are always with you, watching, and listening.
sad not!

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655270
Or earlier if Beatani makes a thread again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655270
What dads do you miss the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655436
don't do this anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>3654570
I'm not a drawfag but I think you should lurk the /ic/ board, they have a thread where they share body references.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to make better memes of Beatani but my creativity has been lacking lately..

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655436
No namefagging. I miss all the dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655270
I'm going to miss you buddy the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655651
I bet you too, Buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>3655436
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a transparent version?

[Anonymous No.]

>>3649621
>>3649441
I'm a big minecraft autist and already got full gears on the /vt/ sever so if some people want to do something here I'll be glad to help

[Anonymous No.]

>>3656031
To add on that, I went to check up on the beatani base and saw this on the way, it's still ungriefed

[Anonymous No.]

>couple channel
Are you telling me she planted that, knowing some schizo would screencap it?
Sasuga shitposting bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>3656232
>>3649537
The village itself seems in good shape, the shimakaze mapart is still here too

[Anonymous No.]

>>3656232
>>3656256
Someone went on and fixed it between then and now, and replaced the guro in the well too.