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Akai Haato/Haachama
Previous:>>3543232
Unmedicated Haaton hornyposting thread
Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UC1CfXB_kRs3C-zaeTG3oGyg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/akaihaato
Most recent stream: https://youtu.be/o2a_zc6-71Y

>> No.3578238

bros i think

>> No.3578273
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need haachama wife

>> No.3578740

I was slightly disappointed having woken up at 5am for lolichama only for it to be a karaoke re-run, and while it ended up being a good stream, I'm hoping she finds some other activity to stream

>> No.3579011

I wanna double team Lolichama, Haachama and Haato together with Red-kun who's wearing a strap on.

>> No.3579092

I literally cannot stop thinking about Haachama everyday.

>> No.3579255
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>> No.3579394

>>3578215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
4M soon bros!

>> No.3579563

>>3578238
Oh God, No!

>> No.3580029

Australian Chama was the mastermind all along.

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It's not even finished yet.
But you can already feel the pressence of God in it.

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>> No.3581501
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>>3578215

>> No.3581764

It feels painfully obvious she's just going through the motions at this point. I'll give it another month tops before she goes on her next (and final) break. Enjoy her while you still can Haatons...

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>> No.3582754

>>3581764
Thanks bud, enjoy your oshi too.

>> No.3583782

>>3578238
bro, you are

>> No.3583796
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>>3579092
> wake up
> lay in bed for an hour sad that I will never marry anyone as perfect as her
> actually get up and deal with life

>> No.3584481

>>3579092
Me too anon, I pray to God chama every night

>> No.3585094
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>>3581764
Make sure to say your goodbyes before the 23rd.

>> No.3586255

Thank you God chama for for providing us with our daily bread, may you continue to bless us amenchama

>> No.3587008

finally caught the stream, she really likes that FBI joke

>> No.3587112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHfsI2aQxIw
Remember to study your English lessons

>> No.3588003

Haato?

>> No.3588068

>>3587112
Every day is Chamaday

>> No.3588636

>>3587112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8649YFAuNPg
yes

>> No.3588705

My favorite part of today's video is that one time the FBI storms into the viewer's room and kills him.

>> No.3588755

>>3588705
What if I told you she used it to place ads?

>> No.3588783 [DELETED] 

>>3588705
It happens twice for some reason. The first time she had to fill time because she fucked up “Died” part.

>> No.3588820

>>3588705
She had to do it twice because she fucked up the first one.

>> No.3589136

>>3587112
Chamawa...

>> No.3591248
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Whenever she makes this expression... what emotions do they invoke in you?

I need to know. For science.

>> No.3595021

>>3591248
Shame and arousal

>> No.3596227

>>3591248
horny

>> No.3597036

https://twitter.com/popotocurry/status/1361700187945623553
She retweeted this.

>> No.3597080

>>3597036
Again? That’s old as hell, she used that artwork awhile ago.

>> No.3597121

>>3597036
That makes perfect sense since she is doing the same shit anyways, may as well re-retweet the same shit too.

>> No.3597142

>>3597080
Maybe she remembered that she didn't retweet the source? Dunno. Chama works in mysterious ways.

>> No.3597290

>>3597080
She went back in time again

>> No.3597989

>>3597036
why is haachama such a messy eater

>> No.3599795
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She just uploaded this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNN0QKp08Wg

>> No.3599900

>>3599795
Looks like she's planning to overtake YT shorts now. Based Chammers.
Also Bath stream is back, better get ready

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Looks like the bath stream is on the menu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFZUo1RB1Ho

>> No.3599941

>>3599795
>>3599900
MMD shenanigans arc 2
>>3599916
It was never off the manu, she fucked up and set it earlier than it should be.

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>> No.3600146
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>will never get to see the embarrassed look on her face when I ask to take a bath with her
>will never hear her giggling as she washes my back
>will never feel her sitting on my lap while we soak in the bathtub
I don't think I can recover from this one guys...

>> No.3600145

>>3599916
Haato!

>> No.3600240

Watch this just be a zatsudan and all the coomers who jumped on membership for this get blueballed.

>> No.3600249

>>3600146
>will never pop a boner as she sits on my lap
>will never hear her tease me during bath time
>"Oh, filthy pig popping a boner while we're bathing?"
>She starts hotdogging the boner between her legs, trying to not moan
>It slips in, taking her first time
>"It's okay, because I always wanted to do it with you"

>> No.3600318

>>3600249
Anon, was hurting me even more part of your plan?

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>>3599795

>> No.3600438

Will there be lore behind members-only content?

>> No.3600454

>>3600438
Yes We fill her bath with lots of special white sauce that's healthy for her skin

>> No.3600497

>>3600438
Only if someone mentions Haachama. On that note someone should ask her if she knows who Lolichama is.

>> No.3600507

Ask her for a countdown during the stream.

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>>3600249
>>3600454
This stream looks like it will bring a lot of hornyposting, so I may as well join in. Except for maybe Coco, can any other Holo move their hips so seductively? I doubt it. Chammers is the most powerful idol for a reason after all.

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>>3600438
I just want bathtime with Haato...

>> No.3600581

>>3600510
She could just talk about random things and splash water a few times and people will still blow their loads. Such is the nature of the new members she attracts through ASMR.

>> No.3600890

>>3600510
>Except for maybe Coco, can any other Holo move their hips so seductively? I doubt it
Aki Rose bros...

>> No.3601366

Be relaxed for me bros im gonna miss bath time

>> No.3602465

>>3600581
You mean faking it? I don't think she would.

>> No.3602509

>>3600510
Aki

>> No.3602560

>>3602465
She hates her fans as much as you hate yourselves. What have you ever done that would make her not despise you? “Degenerate” is not a term of endearment, it’s the most honest she has ever been when speaking with you. Why would she like anything about her fans? She is just like every 19 year old girl on the face of this earth, you literally disgust her.

>> No.3602611

Haachama is spotted playing off-stream on Minecraft now. looks like she's preparing for an MC stream after the bath one.

>> No.3602623

>>3602560
I think all this really shows is that you hate yourself anon.

>> No.3602691

>>3602623
Imagine proudly showing this thread to any 19 year old girl. You are retarded if you think she would be impressed. The lack of self awareness here is hilarious. Be something better if you think you deserve love. No one would want this.

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>>3602560
Even if that would be true, you underestimate her love for the thrill of doing borderline stuff.

>> No.3603090

>>3602560
You say this as if it's not the disgust that I crave

>> No.3603419

>>3602977
Her undeveloped sexuality just proves her complete lack of experience. That is not something attractive women have the luxury of. So her performative exhibitionism is more sad than anything else. Her naivety means she has never been seen as an object of desire in her real life. The height of her sexuality is being squandered as she simulates it vicariously through an avatar. Most 19 year olds have spent the last 5 years actively avoiding get fucked constantly.

>> No.3603697

>>3600510
It's causing such cognitive dissonance that in 3D she's moving around like a hyper active seiso teenage idol but then she can also move her hips in that way...

>> No.3604118

>>3602465
No, I don't mean faking it. I meant that this could be a zatsudan from the tub, but not necessarily ASMR. I know you guys have whipped yourselves into a frenzy salivating over Haachama's apparent "sexual awakening." Remember that Haachama didn't say yes to this idea immediately. What was she having second thoughts about? Was it getting bonked or was it something else? I feel a little sad knowing that that likely the majority of her fans now expect nothing less from Haachama other than complete degeneracy and exhibitionism in front an audience of thousands. I'm not talking about just lewd lines or drawings, or even sex jokes. I'm talking about blatant sexual advances.
I won't deny the possibility, however. In that case, I hope she finds a boyfriend that can love everything about her. That will end this farce quickly.
>>3602691
I wouldn't go as far to say that Haachama hates her audience. She encourages a lot of their behavior. She has admitted to feeling stress relief from watching the reactions of a surprised audience. Also, it pains me to say but this girl has been watching men masturbate to her ASMR chat for over a year. if she hated it, she could have added rules to chat, but she doesn't.

>> No.3604514

>>3602691
>Be something better if you think you deserve love
Like what? I went to one of the 100 highest ranked universities in the world, O work in tech making decent $ and I am tall and mildly muscular. Any girl who wasn't a fatty or a single mom has always ran the fuck away from me. What the fuck is there left for me to do?

>> No.3604651

>>3604118
It seems even sadder when you realize this attention became her only interaction with the outside world during her time quarantined in Australia. She didn’t originally have this relationship with her fans in her early days, so it makes me depressed to see what it has devolved to. You guys were her friends when she needed you. Now she is putting up a strong front but I would be willing to bet she misses the way it was. It’s become either this or nothing and that’s why I had to stop watching. I liked her content but not at the expense of my self respect. Sorry Chama, I won’t be a part of this.

>> No.3604798

> graphics card is being repaired so I can't watch stream on my computer
> liveTL on mobile doesn't work on member's only streams
Should I log into my youtube account and watch it on my work pc even if I know I'm being monitored?

>> No.3604830 [DELETED] 

>>3604514
Most people don’t like to be approached so I would avoid that entirely. That includes nightclubs and public, your best chance of finding someone worth knowing is going to be from proximity while doing something you share a similar interest in. People like to see someone being competent at something, so being good at your job will impress your coworkers, or even at the gym when setting goals and achieving them. Just finding ways to be confident about something is all it takes. You don’t have to be confident all the time but showing that you are good at something is what’s most important. Don’t try to force it to happen because try hards are kinda cringe no matter what. If you have a group of friends and can makes them laugh in front of girls that will also impress people as well. Don’t try to do things for them or at them, but do your best to appear confident in your actions and that will draw them to you.

>> No.3604835

>>3604651
Sorry to hear you feel that way fren. I'd take into consideration what Haachama said herself in the past, you don't have to watch all of her content. There is still Haachama cooking, the lore, regular singing streams, zatsudan, sleepy Minecraft, etc. Watch, like, and comment for those types of videos and avoid what you don't like. That content don't get erased from existence just because we are psychoanalyzing her actions and developing narratives based on our personal desires and fears. Remember that Haachama cringes at her content from last year, and I'd bet money she is going to cringe again. Think of how the EN girls changed from their past lives to how they are now.

>> No.3604882

>>3604514
Most people don’t like to be approached so I would avoid that entirely. That includes nightclubs and public, your best chance of finding someone worth knowing is going to be from proximity while doing something you share a similar interest in. People like to see someone being competent at something, so being good at your job will impress your coworkers, or even at the gym when setting goals and achieving them. Just finding ways to be confident about something is all it takes. You don’t have to be confident all the time but showing that you are good at something is what’s most important. Don’t try to force it to happen because try hards are kinda cringe no matter what. If you have a group of friends and can make them laugh in front of girls that will also impress people as well. Don’t try to do things for them or at them, but do your best to appear confident in your actions and that will draw them to you.

>> No.3604896

>>3604514
Maybe your personality, champ.

>> No.3604905

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1392436390323912705

>> No.3604919
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>>3604651
>I liked her content but not at the expense of my self respect
“He said, swearing profusely and congratulating himself for holding to his principles and not dedicating any more time to the object of his desire, despite spending hours at end on 4chan of all places in the one thread dedicated to her”

>> No.3604957

>>3604919
I didn’t swear at all, I just don’t want to be grouped in with people that lust after a cartoon.

>> No.3605017
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>>3604957
>I just don’t want to be grouped in with people that lust after a cartoon.
“He continues, without a hint of irony and self awareness in the most notorious chinese cartoon webforum, birthplace of ponyfaggotry and general degeneracy”

>> No.3605088

>>3605017
Yes but also /pol/

>> No.3605167

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BKJU5w3AoDk&

Probably a bit too "heavy" with the depressing story and amount of works with the other girls but damn this stuff pretty impressive.

>> No.3605174

>>3604905
>It's her first time bathing

>> No.3605195

>>3605174
She showers

>> No.3605216
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>>3605088
I don’t know if that’s some exculpatory evidence or if it’s even more damning than the original accusation.

Anyway, it’s all silly wankery based on the most unfounded rrat people come up. What’s in front of them is the avatar, for all that matters what’s behind the avatar could as well be a trained cat.
It wouldn’t matter anyway (or shouldn’t at least), the character is what exists and people will fantasize whatever they want about it, with no bearing at all on reality.
Some want the “gamer girlfriend” experience, some want the “19 years old virgin giving them hints of sexual interest” experience and some (like me) just like a cute anime girl making cute anime girl sounds on the background.
People fighting about what they want the character to be are silly.

>> No.3605264

>>3605216
It's just the next stage of the waifu wars that have been going on since the birth of this website, it's evolved into fighting over real people pretending to be anime girls now.

>> No.3605316
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>>3605264
Pretty much. It’s just live action interactive anime after all.

>> No.3605388

>>3599916
Archive please

>> No.3605588

>>3604514
Abandon the pursuit and just do what you want.

>> No.3605606

>>3605088
That's even worse.

>> No.3605621

>>3604896
How?

>> No.3605691

>>3605174
Imagine the smell

>> No.3605735

>>3605621
Well you are focusing on the negative. I gave you legit advice and you noticed the obvious insult first.

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What are we in for?

>> No.3605805

>>3605754
Lore

>> No.3605812

>>3605754
Her doing an actual stream from bath and accidentally electrocuting herself.

>> No.3605822

>>3605388
Fuck off poorfag.

>> No.3605829

>>3605754
Some accidents
Cam doesn't work and revealing her ugly face
Or worse, the power cable fell on the water and killed her

>> No.3605835

>>3605754
The smell

>> No.3605877

>>3605805
>haato drowns haachama in the bathtub
kino

>> No.3605925

>>3605754
Her husbands (us) helps her bathe

>> No.3605928

She's basically a prostitute at this point. Fucking gold digging whore.

>> No.3605963

Nice echo

>> No.3605983

>>3605928
Pretty much

>> No.3605992

>>3605928
So just like any other female vtuber, huh? The curse of being born woman.

>> No.3606005

>>3605754
Sounds like Marine step in for her instead

>> No.3606007

>>3605822
Archive please

>> No.3606028

>>3605928
Maybe she will graduate to twitch on the 23rd, hopefully

>> No.3606039

>Technical difficulties already
EN curse

>> No.3606044

>>3605928
Aren't vtubers just glorified prostitutes?

>> No.3606058

It's a good thing the comments aren't moving so I don't have to look at you newfag faggots and your cringe coomer garbage.

>> No.3606061

>>3606039
She ded

>> No.3606070

>>3605754
Echochama

>> No.3606083

>>3606039
Inb4 she actually dropped the laptop in the bathtub

>> No.3606091

Can't tell if filter or actual bath stream. Doesn't Susan hate those?

>> No.3606107

>>3606058
Her Twitter sounds so pathetic, like a phone sex advert

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>>3606058
> She's going to smell good after bathing

>> No.3606173

Are poorfags or changs seething here? I don't get it.

>> No.3606199

Sneezechama

>> No.3606217

She just brapped didnt she?

>> No.3606218

>>3606173
Both im guessing

>> No.3606226

>bathwater
>bathwater
>bathwater
I wish Haachama would start ignoring English chats again. Everything they ever say is complete fucking cringe that they need to repeat a million fucking times

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The coomers have won, bros.

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I dunno why, but I just can't see Chammers in a lewd light. If anything I'm just laughing my ass of at this stream. She didn't even plan anything.

>> No.3606254

>>3606173
Are chinks still seething after she didnt graduate after they expected it?

>> No.3606258

Toothbrush time

>> No.3606260

She's sneezing a lot. Probably cold.

>> No.3606268

>>3606226
>EOPs are cancer
What else is new?

>> No.3606271

This stream is more believable than guras pizza bath stream

>> No.3606280

>>3605735
The question was "how am I supposed to work on my personality?" because my gradual descent from thinking I was hot shit to now didn't improve my dating life.

>> No.3606292

>>3606260
Water is lukewarm now apparently.

>> No.3606294

>>3606253
Based tbqh

>> No.3606297

>>3606173
Not really. If someone shares the archive I'm OK with it, if not, well, It doesn't matter

>> No.3606300

>>3606226
I mean why would you not want it anon

>> No.3606357

>>3606297
Nobody is going to share it faggot. Fuck off.

>> No.3606366

>>3606292
Isn't she in Japan now? Aren't japs all have heated baths? I thought they have robot shitters that wipe your ass for you and clean the seat.

>> No.3606396

>>3606280
Get a female friend you have no romantic or sexual interest and have her mold you into a decent bloke.
It’s the gender reversed equivalent of women having “having a gay friend” and it works too

>> No.3606409

>>3606271
I think this one is legit.

>> No.3606418

>>3606396
why would anyone care lmao

>> No.3606422

>>3606366
>I thought they have robot shitters that wipe your ass for you and clean the seat.
Just really nice bidets with heated seats. I've been considering buying one because they warmth when you're taking a nasty shit is heavenly

>> No.3606436

Poorfag are seething aren't them

>> No.3606439

Haachama walking through the house naked for juice...

>> No.3606442
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>>3606297
>imagine being an e-beggar

>> No.3606451

>>3606357
Keep believing that. As I said, I doesn't matter in the end

>> No.3606461

CHAMA WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST BRUSHED YOUR TEETH WHY ARE YOU DRINKING JUICE

>> No.3606467

>>3606439
>Naked AND wet
Mamachama is going to have to spank her later for tracking water all over the house

>> No.3606474

>>3606461
Because drinking orange juice after brushing is fun

>> No.3606478

>>3606357
>>3606442
Archive please

>> No.3606481

>No body of water is safe without a lifeguard

Heh

>> No.3606485

>>3606451
Poorfags absolutely livid

>> No.3606508

>>3606366
>Aren't japs all have heated baths?
Wut? Aren’t all baths based on the same
> full with hot and cold water until it’s at the desired temperature
principle? I never heard of a bathtub that keeps the water at a desired temperature without adding more hot water

>> No.3606512

3 juices? No wonder her teeth are fucking rotten

>> No.3606523

>>3606512
Kek

>> No.3606528

[EN] (Context): Chammers has made my dick very hard and I won't be able to provide further context until I get my release

>> No.3606542

>>3606280
I don’t know anything about your personality, I said you need to be more confident. Not in the normal way, but in your actions. If you are good at something people will notice. Never get upset or complain, people will remember how they felt around you so keep the mood positive. Good luck,
>My previous post:
>>3604882

>> No.3606554

>>3606528
Update us asap

>> No.3606555

Reminder that the word "juice" is used in Japan for sodas, not just fruit juice.

>> No.3606559

>>3606528
Thanks Brad

>> No.3606564

>>3606508
Yes japs are autistic about baths. They have controls next to it and electrical heating built-in. It's far more common than Jacuzzi in the west.

>> No.3606566

Well, this is pretty convincing already as a legit bath stream. She's now showering her hair.

>> No.3606598

>>3606564
afaik nips even use their washing machine water as their bath water (or vice versa, I don’t know).

>> No.3606603

>>3606566
What the fuck would you have thought otherwise? She's not the only one who's done this. Matsuri and Aki do bath streams every other week.

>> No.3606605

>>3606566
Already better than guras pizza stream

>> No.3606612

>tfw you'll never get to wash her hair for her then dry it then comb afterwards

>> No.3606631

>>3606612
That's you anon I'm in the bath with her

>> No.3606644

She gon get a cold.

>> No.3606645

Why do I suddenly smell shampoo?

>> No.3606646
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>>3606598
HAACHAMA NO!
>don’t make toast near the bathtu-BZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.3606683

>>3606603
On twitchcast. Susan cracked down not only on ASMR but on anything that can remotely be construed as sexual (while allowing Elsagate to thrive despite. Wing the exact trigger for all the measures)

>> No.3606691

>> this is the closest I will ever be to hearing a woman shower

>> No.3606717

>>3606603
he just isn't used to female streamers that aren't faking absolutely everything, give it time

>> No.3606733

>>3606683
>naked karate

>> No.3606762

>>3606691
You know how little you give a fuck about pussy right after you bust a nut, after a few years that feeling becomes permanent. You aren’t missing shit.

>> No.3606799

>>3606691
I shower with my sister even now does that count anon?

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>>3606691
>horny stops with age
>be happy
>break spine a bit on a motorcycle
>have to take supplements to heal
>supplements skyrocket test
>horny is all time high
I didn't ask for this.
>>3606762
Did you try with pussy attached to a girl you generally care about?

>> No.3606820

>>3606691
You ain't missing a lot dude.

>> No.3606844

>>3606691
Picture the most annoying old bitch you’ve ever met, that was once a piece of ass. Pussy has a shelf life of 15-20 years max depending on genetics.

>> No.3606854

>Horni

>> No.3606856

What is it about EOPs that they always type like retarded coomer simps? Literally not a single japanese comment like this.

>> No.3606870

>>3606762
>after a few years that feeling becomes permanent.
JEJ, speak for yourself, eunuch. Mine never went away, not even marriage and getting used to it can cure it.

>> No.3606889

>>3606762
becoming gosling is not only just about pussy,
or rather not at all, it's more about the need for companionship of other gender

>> No.3606905

>>3606844
>imagine not being a MILF sommelier
>>3606799
Sweet home Alabama?

>> No.3606908

>>3606856
I used to think it was bad when she first started doing English streams

>> No.3606909

>>3606856
You don't understand japanese

>> No.3606924

>>3606856
Culture of not knowing when to shut the fuck up and thinking anybody gives a shit about what they say.

>> No.3606938

>>3606908
>when she first started doing English streams
Back in 2019?

>> No.3606940

>new panties
>she probably uses the super chats to buy herself new underwear
>it's like you bought those for her

>> No.3606958

>>3606816
Nothing lasts forever, eventually you won’t even remember what you cared for in the first place. The same way your body constantly replaces dead cells with new ones, your experiences and memories will be replaced with increasingly shitty versions as well

>> No.3606998

>>3606938
Yes, I thought there cringe meme shit was bad late 2019. Now that ironic weeb coomers attached themselves to Haachama her chat is so fucking bad.

>> No.3607000

>>3606958
Thank fuck imagine living in ZOG world but forever.

>> No.3607015

>>3606485
>>3606478

>> No.3607017

>>3606870
Then you have never been satisfied.

>> No.3607027

>>3606909
>t. jealous EOP

>> No.3607039

>>3607017
You're just low T.

>> No.3607102

>>3607017
>you have never been satisfied.
Damn I right I haven’t. The more I get the more I want.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfMGvI72_3g

>> No.3607130

>>3607027
>t.N99
Haachama belongs to the english only patricians now

>> No.3607145

>>3606998
>ironic weeb coomers
You surely mean unironic

>> No.3607167

>>3607130
EOPs are always so funny in how delusional they are. At least it would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

>> No.3607179

>>3607039
No I have just been with enough women to notice a pattern. It just took one long relationship to kill that illusion. There is a reason all old men look so defeated and gladly die first.

>> No.3607228

>>3607179
>No I have just been with enough women
That’s where you fucked up anon. Pair bonding is a thing, you can fuck every pussy in the universe and it will never be as good as the one pussy you bonded with.

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>>3607179
>jaded manwhore
You were just doing women wrong, retard.

>> No.3607259

>>3607167
Good morning antichama. How is your day going?

>> No.3607270

>Haachama gagging on my cum
Later virgins.

>> No.3607285

>>3607102
Just fuck women then, instead of compromising for them.

>> No.3607301

>type かわいい
>feel like a japanese niki
Now Haachama is proud of me.

>> No.3607325

>>3607167
I will remind you everyday that your hands are brown, nobody believes you watched haachama before EN debut and your understanding of japanese is below that of a terminal alzheimer's patient

>> No.3607359

>>3607244
I am not reading that shit, I don’t care if you think you’re special or some exception. Some day you will realize it. I won’t have to do anything to convince you.

>> No.3607360

Great to see were all getting along today.

>> No.3607369

>>3607325
EOPs have the bruised pride of a male nurse. You've internalized your inferiority so much you've become retarded as a result.

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>>3607325
Not him but Haachama is probably my longest hololive membership streak.
>>3607359
> I don’t care if you think you’re special or some exception
No you're just a retard that cannot handle women properly.

>> No.3607431

Do people really think the buying bathwater shit is funny?

>> No.3607453

>chat autists guessed dryer brand from sound
SUGOI!
KIMOI!

>> No.3607462

>>3607369
Why aren't you going to /jp/ anymore?

>> No.3607477

>>3607431
Apparently, they do for some reason.

>> No.3607486

>>3607453
dyson hairdryer
expensive

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>>3607325
>>3607378

>> No.3607514

>>3607431
Running stupid memes into the ground has been a thing on the English side of the internet since forever. There is literally nothing more unfunny than English internet culture.

>> No.3607515

>>3607453
>someone will track the exact serial number and where it was bought from this information

>> No.3607547

>>3607462
Why would he go to JP when he can come here, screech about EOPs, and get a bunch of (you)s?

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>>3607515
COMMENCE THE HONKING!

>> No.3607582

>>3607547
Well, you got a point. Not even the Marineschizo is getting (You)s there anymore.

>> No.3607584

>>3607514
>has been a thing on the English side of the internet since forever
Western.
Spaniards, Latin Americans and (god forbid) Brazilians do it even worse than burger, brits and assorted English speaking retards.
Maybe Russians, Indians (the dot type) and chinks are this bad too but I can’t read their shit so I don’t know.

>> No.3607592

>>3607488
>not even VIP
>inspect element
Its never going to be true, now let us see you outwardly seethe before going back to /jp/ permanently

>> No.3607618

>>3607584
>Maybe Russians, Indians (the dot type) and chinks are this bad too but I can’t read their shit so I don’t know.
>Russians
Дa.

>> No.3607655

>>3607592
What does VIP get you? I upped it to 2nd for ASMR archive.

>> No.3607676

>>3607378
If only Haachama membership wasn’t your longest relationship, your words would have more weight.

>> No.3607683

>>3607592
>screeching when faced with evidence
Such copious amounts of cope. Why the fuck would I give the bitch any more money when more than half the shit she puts out now is absolute trash?

>> No.3607698

>>3607655
It's just some short vids and maybe a few extra posts, but it's only an extra 2 dollars and caps at 10 dollars a month so not as jewish as the $25 tier 3s

>> No.3607701

>>3607676
>your words would have more weight
You don't need experience to tell you retard just can't handle women properly.

>> No.3607723

>>3607683
Shut up Nekkoshit.

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>>3607488
>>3607378
get on my level you cancerous casual cunts

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>>3607698
hold my mehnera beer

>> No.3607767

Do (you) usually stick around for the superchat readings?

>> No.3607787

>>3607723
Keep the seething coming newfag EOP.

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Will a kind anon please upload the bath stream. Please? Asking for a friend.

>> No.3607819

>>3607750
Why's it so expensive? Just for Russians and it's an exchange thing?

>> No.3607823

>>3607701
Handle what? That’s not how anything works and you are in for a rude awakening if you think that’s how it is. People aren’t prisoners.

>> No.3607830

>>3607750
Jesus Christ anon

>>3607767
No, but recently Chammers has been an exception.

>> No.3607832

>>3607767
Superchat reading is when zatsudans begin i.e. the only part that matters. It's too bad it's also mixed with reading cringe EOP superchats.

>> No.3607845

>>3607787
No seriously, it's a shame that Nene wasn't the one who graduated instead of Aloe.

>> No.3607848

>>3607488
>>3607748
GET REKTED ANTICHAMA!!1!!1

>> No.3607857

>>3607767
I like her voice so yes.

>> No.3607861

>>3607807
Fuck off poorfag

>> No.3607866

>>3607819
She's shopping for a rich russian husband

>> No.3607867

>>3607767
Depends on how many cringy English superchats that were and if she's reading them aloud

>> No.3607874

>>3607767
Yes.

>> No.3607902

>>3607819
No, it's just Matsuri being Matsuri. Cheapest tier in roubles is ~249RUR which is ~$3.3USD. For burgers cheapest tier $5 so if anything, it's cheaper in roubles.
AFAIK she only ever posted a few suber segret twitchcast rant links for that tier when she was under attack from chinks and APEX retards.

>> No.3607912

>>3607845
I don't know the first thing about Nene retard.

>> No.3607925

>>3607807
Nyaa-thing to see here.

>> No.3607954

>>3607767
Not unless I see someone send in a superchat with a good question I think she'll answer, I don't ever send any myself so I don't have to hang on for an hour for a crumb of attention

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>he doesn’t stay for superchat

>> No.3608010

>>3607912
Yeah, sure Nekko traitor scum
>muh superior daughter experience
>chat is thousand times better
You think I don't know your kind traitor?

>> No.3608016

You read one English superchat and you've pretty much read them all. Why are they all so creatively bankrupt? No wonder they're so easily entertained by schizo trash.

>> No.3608015

>>3607925
Most of the times all you have to do is to
>search “Haachama”
on YouTube. It’ll be one of the first links for a couple of hours

>> No.3608056

>My Queen I have some questions: I would like to know what bath products and shampoo you use and which part of your body you wash first?
control yourselves eop fags

>> No.3608063

>>3608010
Tell yourself whatever you want EOPtard. You are an inferior being.

>> No.3608088

>>3608056
to be fair. a lot of goslings like to smell like their oshi
but that'd doxxable so obviously she won't answer
some other holos answered about their shampoo

>> No.3608104

>>3608056
Can't believe he's asking that when we all know she starts with the feet. The real question is what does she smell like when not covered in burnt gyoza and red bull curry

>> No.3608113

>>3608088
Haachama did answer too, while in Australia

>> No.3608114

>>3608063
Traitors should be treated with a rope around their necks, Nekkoshit.

>> No.3608129

>>3608056
That question was a bit too uncomfortable even for me.

>> No.3608137

>>3608088
She already revealed her shampoo and toothpaste brand last year. You'd know this if you weren't a newfag EOP like this>>3608114
retard here.

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>>3608104
>she starts with the feet
what a psychopath

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>>3608063
This is a predominantly EOP board. Why are you even here?

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>>3608056
>My Queen

>> No.3608172

>>3608137
Why are you so angry? >>3607378 I also speak a little jap, no buli.

>> No.3608204

>>3608160
Because inferior EOPs can't stop seething when I call them out.

>> No.3608209

>>3608142
Not for chama, she's got eternal deadly foot odor. The kind that takes 3 different soaps and an alcohol bath to keep down

>> No.3608237

probably charcoal shampoo and toothpaste

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>>3608160
>This is a predominantly EOP board
Hahahahaha
>imagine believing that
>imagine not speaking Japanese
>imagine not being white
>imagine imagination

>> No.3608257

What happend, why isn't there an archive for members

>> No.3608258

>>3608172
He's angry because he got btfo for being a N99 and won't admit he's crying

>> No.3608277

>>3608258
What is N99?

>> No.3608293

>>3608056
>Throws "my queen" into every one of his superchats
Jesas

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>>3608209
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>>3608277
quantum chicken soup

>> No.3608307

>>3608142
Not scrubbing your feet is a terrible mistake. I used to let the water "get it" as well, until the day I took my shoes off in a crowded room and every single person's face contorted in disgust. Even I couldn't take the smell. Ever since then I always wash them as thoroughly as possible.

>> No.3608309

Ex-haatons, nos Nekkos are the vomit of this plant. They should be erradicated.

>> No.3608326

>>3608257
the stream hasn't been archived yet morons

>> No.3608330

>>3608258
There goes the EOP coping delusions again.

>> No.3608381

>>3608277
The tiers of learning japanese are N1-N5 high to low, N99 is those that know words but don't understand the slightest bit about the actual language

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>3.5k likes
Always curious about how many other memba's there are.
oh gaaawwwd the NUMBERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNTING!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaarrggggguh

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Why do (You) reply to this larping faggot every day

>> No.3608476

https://twitter.com/ShandyMaff/status/1324338137347231747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0s9KSDElI4
If you don't know about the haaton who went and did this after Haachama revealed her toothpaste brand and the resulting hilarity when she told everyone she made a mistake witht the brand name, you're a newfag EOP. Even worse considering it wasn't even that long ago.

>> No.3608494

Is Brad Howard the final stage of Gosling or is he just a high grade schizophrenic?

>> No.3608504

Jesus Christ the tag trended

>> No.3608507

>>3608447
Isn't there somewhere you can see total members, or do numberfags just base it on likes/views with no accounting for timezones

>> No.3608554

>>3608476
You sound mad. Thanks for spoonfeeding tho.

>> No.3608557

>>3608469
He was fun during the hiatus and schizo posting but it's getting old. Now I just want him to go back to /jp/, ideally after he stops putting on the smug mask and actually shows us how upset he is

>> No.3608577

>>3608494
Hes an attention seeking retard. Probably has delusions hes helping. Best set him to block because nothing he says is of any worth.

>> No.3608617

>>3608469
>>3608557
Because EOP newfags can't help themselves. The internalized inferiority compels them to.

>> No.3608636

>>3608507
Amber totals are only available to channel owners. We guess at membership numbers with stuff like community polls and the like. It's a very inaccurate way of going about it though as the number is in constant flux.

>> No.3608641

>>3608507
There's a single document that was leaked late last year, but besides that I don't think there's any way to see the total number of members.

>> No.3608683

>>3608326
Not watching it anon, I'm away and just checked my phone for the archive and don't see one. So its still live

>> No.3608744

>>3608554
Admitting to your newfaggotry is the first step towards redemption.

>> No.3608766

>>3608744
I admit you're a newfag and forgive you.

>> No.3608772

Waifuchama!

>> No.3608859

>Sleeping with Haachama
Time to stare at her sleeping face all night

>> No.3608862

>>3608766
Can't even comprehend English? As expected of an EOP.

>> No.3608885

>>3608469
It’s kind of crazy how religiously he posts in a thread for a chuba he doesn’t even enjoy anymore. Any normal person would have moved on but he has to throw a tantrum that she doesn’t pander to his tastes and cry EOP

>> No.3608935

>>3608859
She's worried about giving away something in her sleep though, that or a half-conscious dawn schlicking noise.
Miko did this but pre-recorded it precisely to see what she'd say in her sleep. She had to do it for a couple of nights before she said anything.

>> No.3609035

>devouted
what is mean?!

>> No.3609056

>>3609035
>devouted
a misspelled word of "devoted"

>> No.3609059

I hate that Haachama is going harder on this GFE shit.

>> No.3609112

>>3609035
It's so fucking stupid that they still write words that they should fucking know she would never understand.

>> No.3609125

>>3609059
It's only for members though so there's that.

>> No.3609146

>>3609112
Can't blame those EOP desu it's not that complex of a word

>> No.3609176

>>3609059
It's cheaper than most GFE at least

>> No.3609223

>>3609146
Why the fuck does my autocorrect keep translating desu to desu it's so fucking cringe

>> No.3609239

best part was her brushing her teeth

>> No.3609260

>>3609223
Anonchama...I...

>> No.3609299

>>3609223
Newfag EOPtard shows himself.

>> No.3609358

Chama said she loves me, see yah later virgins!

>> No.3609386

>>3609146
That's not even EOP, that's an obvious ESL getting caught up on devout and devoted

>> No.3609403

>>3609223
you have to go back

>> No.3609419

>>3609299
I just realised and now feel like a newfag ngl

>> No.3609457

>>3609386
EOP is used as a catch-all term for people who don't understand Japanese. It includes EOPs and ESLs who are mostly seaniggers. NJS (non-Japanese speaker) doesn't have the same ring to it.

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>> No.3609520

>>3609457
normally your definition sucks because english only patricians definitely doesn't include mexicans, but it means anti-chama is also an EOP so I might mock him for it

>> No.3609549

>>3608862
Jokes on you, I'm ESL!

>> No.3609555

Don't forget to write on your diaries!

>> No.3609587

>>3609520
I'm the guy you're replying to dumbass.

>> No.3609650

>>3609587
ogey

>> No.3609880

Antichama, how long does it take to learn an appreciable level of Japanese if I study 1 hour/day?

>> No.3609970

>>3609880
Never. Don't even try to learn this language you filthy EOP, I hate you.

>> No.3610002

>>3609880
>asking anti-chama for japanese advice
he won't give you a real reply because the only words he actually comprehends are "naruhodo ne"

>> No.3610091

>>3610002
The cope regime you must go through in order to convince yourself to not kill yourself out of shame must be pretty intense EOP. I'm a nice enough guy that I won't take away this one lifeline of yours even though I've already blown so many holes in your arse it's a gaping crater now.

>> No.3610725

>NijiEN lets Hoshikawa produce their song
>HoloEN bans Haachama from interacting with their branch
How hard is Haachama seething now?

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>>3609970

>> No.3610804

>>3610725
Hoshikawa speaks actual English though.

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Holy shit, I know you are a nice bunch but try not to feed Antichama that much or he will get obese

>> No.3611205

>>3611100
Sometimes I cant help it. I know hes a haaton. It's like letting your brother starve just cause hes an asshole. It may be justified but...

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>>3611100
What's wrong with that?

>> No.3611700

>>3611397
Fatchama...onegai...

>> No.3611741

What do you think will be the next step? streaming while on the toilets maybe

>> No.3611759

>>3611741
Coco already did that

>> No.3614007

>>3611759
If haachama does a pube shaving stream my kneecaps will detach

>> No.3614032

>>3609112
How else is she supposed to learn new words?

>> No.3615076

>>3614032
By going to a foreign country and interact with people dunno...

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