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>The year is 2023
>After the golden age of vtubing during the lockdown era passed, hololive and nijisanji are at the edge of bankruptcy
>they realize that their only chance of surviving is through unity but they don't know to achieve it, so they hire (you) to come up with a plan
What do you do?

>> No.34321431

>>34321362
Fire all of Nijisanji and Mori and Kronii.

>> No.34322170

>>34321362
Fire EN branches, JP/ID already interact just fine.

>> No.34322350

>>34322170
Correct, EN fans are fickle but the Asian audiences are reliable

>> No.34322627

>>34321362
Smash free for all collab
>Gura and Selen as their flagships
>Kiara and Pomu for her established friendship
>Fauna and Rosemi for seiso/banter balance

>> No.34322859

Fire the women

>> No.34322890

>>34322627
>Smash
>making them fuck on stream
you are a genius anon, you saved them!

>> No.34322936

>>34322350
There isn't a single self respecting white man that watches this shit anyway

>> No.34323446

>>34321362
>Take both branches and begin a vtuber boot camp.
>Get every girl in tip top elite athlete shape
>graduate the girls who can’t cut it
>train them in the way of assassination and espionage
>upload their brains into androids that are visually identical to their avatars
>hire anons here to be the Charlie to their angels and watch over a specific gen as their caretaker
>hire then out to world governments

>> No.34323858

>>34323446
>luna, watame, kanata and towa being deployed to stop the russian-ukranian war
Kino

>> No.34323944

>>34322936
! non-white detected !

>> No.34324162

>>34321362
Immediately dissolve HoloEN. Then I'd need to administer rape correction therapy to any of the JP/ID girls who've collab with males. Except for Ollie. There is no rape correction strong enough for that fatass.

>> No.34325418
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34325418

>>34321362
>forced termination for anyone below 30 years old
>send the rest into a private island
>do BR with them, take only 5 survivors and also stream it while sponsored by betting sites
>use money from the BR + said 5 to debut gen 1 holoniji unity

>> No.34325611

>>34321362
I feel like this is one of those visual novels filled with bad ends

>> No.34325674
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34325674

Holojp should be mostly profitable. Move holoEN to Austria, and whore out the enwhores to make their branch profitable. If your average fuck in Austria costs 150, holoEN will cost 1500, we'll have members and wait-list, members get mengen gangbangs, special requests etc. There will be no ryona service, except for mori and kronii, free of charge. Gura is special, either transferred to jp or if she wants can work with en in austria, but her pricing will start in the millions.
We continue recruiting holoEN (which is now holoaustria), we recruit below 18 and have them start as chuubas only, then at 18 they move to austria for servicing. If a gura killer comes along, gura gets deposed and graduated, and becomes the new gura (there can only be one). Finally, we double down by purchasing all the airline tickets into austria and reselling them at double or triple price, and simultaneously invest in airline stocks that operate in austria. Eventually we can make a move to purchase all the land surrounding the airport and enforce a toll to pass through the area unharmed. If holoID numbers start slipping, they get moved to austria.

>> No.34325712

>>34323944
no just non delusional

>> No.34326379

>>34325418
based
instead of firing the non-hags, you could keep them until they ripen and throw them into the BR to get a new gen every few years

>> No.34326724

Stop all male collabs, graduate all males, and ensure that ALL of vtubing no longer includes males. Watching males can be a hobby with another name, fagswatching or something. And fagswatchers can go do their gay shit elsewhere, and vtubing can be for real vtuber fans that only want to see females, because they're not fuckking faggots.

>> No.34326949

>>34325674
>purchasing all the airline tickets into austria and reselling them at double or triple price, and simultaneously invest in airline stocks
lmao you sadistic fuck

>> No.34327213

>>34321362
>golden age of vtubing
>during the lockdown era
Newfags actually believe this?

>> No.34327609

Make a group of all the cunnies lead by Gura and convince them to do horny ASMR together

>> No.34327769

>>34321362
graduate everyone, retire trillionaire with all the sad supas

>> No.34329281

>>34321362
Yagoo already said Cover has so much money that they could literally doing nothing for 10 years

>> No.34329439

>>34329281
Based as fuck

>> No.34330653

>>34327213
2020 was the golden year for vtubers. Between Pekora and Marine coming into their own and leading Sankisei to storm the vtuber world, Coco and Yonkisei hitting full stride and the launch of Holo Myth there's no other better single year out there.

>> No.34331107

>>34321362
Hololive absorbs Nijisanji and then fires all of its members

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